Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a violation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, a violation. Very mug What is it
Speaker 2: that's like a violation, that's very muggy. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: let you take it for a mug nor week. Welcome
Speaker 2: back to Just for Girls, guy.
Speaker 1: Have you just tember? Can we play some Christmas music?
Speaker 1: Blake in the background.
Speaker 2: Mistletoe is my personal favorite Christmas songs.
Speaker 1: Play something in the back.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite Christmas song?
Speaker 1: Snowman by Sea?
Speaker 2: You do love that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love it. Missletoe is forever going to be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a classic. Yeah, but yeah, I mean keen to
Speaker 1: hear what Blake puts behind this.
Speaker 2: Just a little bit of chest it's stinging. And what's
Speaker 2: that one? I don't know, No, I keep saying all
Speaker 2: over TikTok. But my favorite time of this year as
Speaker 2: well is that it's Thanksgiving, obviously, but I'm a foodie
Speaker 2: and I spent I reckon three hours yesterday looking at
Speaker 2: other people's Thanksgiving dinners on titto.
Speaker 1: I don't know this is an unpopular opinion, but Turkey
Speaker 1: looks fucking shit. It's so dry.
Speaker 2: Like it more than ham.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Christmas ham, oh my god. And the
Speaker 1: best thing is is that when you have all the
Speaker 1: Christmas leftovers, because we do Christmas at our house every
Speaker 1: second year, and you get to have like the fresh
Speaker 1: white bread, a fuck done of butter, and the Christmas
Speaker 1: ham like the best toast cheese. Yeah, yeah, got the best.
Speaker 1: But they like it's like a toasty.
Speaker 2: Were a roast meat like wear a steak family for Christmas.
Speaker 2: I don't like ham. We double make a big like roast.
Speaker 1: We do like a weird We do a big roast
Speaker 1: and then we do ham and then we do lots
Speaker 1: of seafood.
Speaker 2: Australia. Yeah, pron's pavlov Christmas eating is the best. I've
Speaker 2: been severely, severely hungover my last two Christmases. I'm going
Speaker 2: to give you guys a warning here. Do not go
Speaker 2: out on Christmas Eve. It ruins the whole lunch. I
Speaker 2: couldn't eat anything. I couldn't enjoy it. I didn't have
Speaker 2: the tolerance for my family. I'm telling you, yeah. I
Speaker 2: went out one of the nights. I was out till
Speaker 2: like five. Oh. I slept through Christmas two years ago.
Speaker 2: Actually we were meant to go. It's so bad and
Speaker 2: I'm sorry mum, but we meant to drive up to
Speaker 2: the farm, which like to be there at eleven. We
Speaker 2: would have left around nine, nine point thirty. I didn't
Speaker 2: get to sleep until like seven, and then so me
Speaker 2: getting up, I ended up waking up, Oh what time
Speaker 2: is it? One? And I'm in Melbourne and Christmas is
Speaker 2: occurring at the farm without me. My god, the demons.
Speaker 2: We imagine that feeling going, oh my god, I have.
Speaker 1: To go to the Yeah, we're not allowed to do
Speaker 1: anything on Christmas Eve. It's like a family thing.
Speaker 2: I think it's fair. Like, after experiencing that, I think
Speaker 2: it's so fair. So he'd my warning, guys, do not
Speaker 2: drink on Christmas Eve because it ruins the whole day.
Speaker 1: One of my friends had a one night stand on
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve and woke up like went back to his
Speaker 1: house like the family Christmas at and like had to
Speaker 1: sneak out of like six am with all the Christmas
Speaker 1: presents on the crystal. She was like it was cynical,
Speaker 1: Like it was so fun.
Speaker 2: Imagine everyone like you wake up late and never run's
Speaker 2: in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Comping out me enjoy opening presents and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like it was actually so Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: bound myself from going out on Christmas Eve. It's wasn't
Speaker 2: like my birthday. Like I don't like being hungover on
Speaker 2: those like good days because it just ruins the yeah completely.
Speaker 2: But anyway, this week was a week of dates. It
Speaker 2: was we both went on. You went on a date.
Speaker 2: I went on a date. We did we did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I was yours because earlier in the week mine
Speaker 2: was on Tuesday. So I went on, I'm gonna lightly uh,
Speaker 2: I on a date with a guy that lives in America.
Speaker 2: And of you guys, I've religiously ripped into American accents
Speaker 2: on this podcast. So he had like a Southern accent.
Speaker 2: Yeah from Utah. No, it's from Arkansas.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was from Utah.
Speaker 2: Nah, but yeah, the accent. Yeah, it just.
Speaker 1: So I dropped easy at the bait and I just
Speaker 1: like fuck like I can, just like he was he's beautiful,
Speaker 1: but like opening your mouth, I just normally like, oh,
Speaker 1: shut up, I hate I can't say in American.
Speaker 2: So he was twenty six, he was he lives in
Speaker 2: LA He was here for two weekly. He is here
Speaker 2: for two weeks.
Speaker 1: How did you meet him?
Speaker 2: Hinge? Actually, like the night he got there, we went
Speaker 2: to this bar that's like my new favorite bar. It
Speaker 2: was good. We were getting along really well. But it's
Speaker 2: like Americans, It's just they're different catch and it's really.
Speaker 1: Like is he and I always say there's a difference
Speaker 1: between confidence and arrogance, and he was on the arrogance
Speaker 1: side for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely not sure how much I can delve because
Speaker 2: like I never know of like the people were speaking about,
Speaker 2: they're going to be like listening to this.
Speaker 1: But it was a good day overall.
Speaker 2: We got along really yeah. Yeah, but we don't make
Speaker 2: them like that in Australia with that attitude, do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's just different, like a wave growing.
Speaker 2: Honestly, if he does this new it, I don't think
Speaker 2: he'd be offended. I literally said to his face, holy fuck,
Speaker 2: you were so cocky.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And he's like, yeah, Like, wouldn't you rather
Speaker 2: mean be like that than timid? And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: do agree that there is a difference, yeah, cockiness and confidence,
Speaker 2: And I think so all boys need it. The cockiness, isn't.
Speaker 1: I just think it's a different way of like going
Speaker 1: about life. In America, you're a lot more naturally cocky.
Speaker 1: I think. I think it's just like social it's it's different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially maybe living in LA I feel like you
Speaker 2: almost need to have a bit of that in you
Speaker 2: in order to get someone. I understand it. It's just
Speaker 2: it's not the way Australians. I feel like I'm generally
Speaker 2: quite humble and it was not that at all. But yeah,
Speaker 2: we did. We did get along really well. But we're
Speaker 2: very different people and that's just I think culturally as well.
Speaker 1: I just think it was but it was really good
Speaker 1: for you to get back on the horse. I have fun,
Speaker 1: and I did not think about it too deeply this
Speaker 1: could this be my boyfriend, because like you knew in
Speaker 1: your mind that he lived in America.
Speaker 2: It was just about I think I need that. That's
Speaker 2: something I always worry about going into dating, and I've
Speaker 2: realized recently is like I think I put too much
Speaker 2: weight on it sometimes and so therefore I'm not allowing
Speaker 2: myself to connect with these people because I'm just so
Speaker 2: worried about like is this guy going to be my boyfriend?
Speaker 2: Like do I actually like this person? I can't actually
Speaker 2: allow myself to have fun the way that Sam does.
Speaker 2: So like the way that you just kind of go
Speaker 2: into it going it's a date, let me have fun.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, are you going to be my house? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have very different mindsets when it comes to it.
Speaker 2: But mine is a problem mindset that I need to
Speaker 2: figure out because I'm really then struggling to actually connect
Speaker 2: with anyone and let myself actually meet or like anyone
Speaker 2: because I'm so focused on like the heaviness of it,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? But with him, it
Speaker 2: wasn't like that. So we did have a good time.
Speaker 2: He was very like touching in a sense I think
Speaker 2: I need to feel like I need to feel that
Speaker 2: sometimes so manly.
Speaker 1: It allowed you to be in your feminine.
Speaker 2: It did which I never am in my feminine So
Speaker 2: I liked that because it's like usually I feel like
Speaker 2: in my past relationships I have to ask for that
Speaker 2: physical touch because I do like that, but like not
Speaker 2: having to ask for that and getting it anyway, and
Speaker 2: it makes you feel feminine totally. So it was good.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Americans different cats, and I like or British men,
Speaker 2: if there's any British right out there that come my way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so annoying because obviously it's going to have
Speaker 1: a podcast, So like speaking about your life online is
Speaker 1: like inevitable and obviously we're like we love doing it,
Speaker 1: but I wish you could block people so they couldn't
Speaker 1: fucking listen.
Speaker 2: Because I have started.
Speaker 1: I wish I could just say say to you girls,
Speaker 1: but it's like I don't want them to then know
Speaker 1: everything because I don't get to have an insight about
Speaker 1: their brain is what they thought about me as well,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to like tell them everything I
Speaker 1: thought and they get to listen through a third party
Speaker 1: through Spotify or something, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's honestly, this guy's a very very beautiful beautiful
Speaker 2: He's stunning. He like fatially absolutely stunning. He made some
Speaker 2: comment about like how it's hard to go out with him,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, like what do you mean?
Speaker 2: And he goes like, did you see how many people
Speaker 2: like broke their necks when we walked in as in
Speaker 2: like by meaning that he means like turn their heads
Speaker 2: to like look at us. And I go, how the
Speaker 2: fuck do you know they were looking at you? Maybe
Speaker 2: they were looking at me, duh, And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but like I'm taller, so they'd see me first, and
Speaker 2: then like maybe they'd like look down and see like
Speaker 2: a pretty girl next to me. I go that. That's
Speaker 2: when I was like, that is so fucking cocky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how I would have responded in
Speaker 1: that situation. So I'm glad I wasn't.
Speaker 2: It just came out and I'm glad I said that
Speaker 2: you're so fucking cocky. What else am I gonna be?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Fair?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, my colleague shit, yeah, And I'm like usually
Speaker 2: it's like I said that, you kind of want the
Speaker 2: boy to think that you're like the beautiful, gorgeous No, no,
Speaker 2: I was like the.
Speaker 1: Second yeah, he was like I'm the king and you're
Speaker 1: like my minion.
Speaker 2: You're lucky to be here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I'm doing it your favor.
Speaker 2: Which, as a Leo through and through is not something
Speaker 2: you want. Like anyway, So my date was very interesting.
Speaker 2: You had a good date, though.
Speaker 1: I did. I had a second date. The first date
Speaker 1: was like really chill. I actually drove to the first
Speaker 1: day because I wasn't really big on drinking that night.
Speaker 1: But then on Friday when on a second date with him,
Speaker 1: he actually followed up because I kind of stopped replying
Speaker 1: to his messages, like it just like fate fizzled.
Speaker 2: Out a little bit, Rightn't you glad that he did?
Speaker 1: For I was really glad he did. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: he took me to Freddy's. He paid because he was like,
Speaker 1: I asked you on the date, I have to pay.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that is a really good rule
Speaker 1: of thumb. And then we got kicked out of Freddy's
Speaker 1: because it closed, so they were like, you need to leave.
Speaker 2: And Freddie's is great for a date, by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really good, like super like pumping vibes, Like it's
Speaker 1: always busy, there's always things, like people around. The cocktails
Speaker 1: are really really nice. The pizza is really good. What'd
Speaker 1: you get? We shared a pizza lovely, it was vibes.
Speaker 1: And then we went to Rossy Bar, which is also
Speaker 1: a really good recommendation.
Speaker 2: If you're in the restaurant. Yeah, but it's also bar,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And we stayed there till about one thirty, so the
Speaker 1: date was from seven pm to one thirty.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: We just sat and chatted the whole time, and we
Speaker 1: got so drunk. Like I'm like a pretty short person,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't take me a lot to get drunk.
Speaker 1: I think I had about twelve drinks in that span.
Speaker 1: Like I was hald hang over on Saturday. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: like I was not doing well, but it was like
Speaker 1: so good. Like we both kind of looked at each
Speaker 1: other by the end the same vibe. Yeah, we like
Speaker 1: we're drunk, like we probably should go home. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he lives at home, and I have this weird thing
Speaker 1: about people coming over to my house. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll call you the uber past my house.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, you don't, like you know, you can have
Speaker 2: a good date and be like okay, like see you
Speaker 2: next time. We're going home separately, absolutely, but.
Speaker 1: I think there will be a third date. Like we
Speaker 1: were both like he was kind of like hinting it.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, if you don't ghost me again,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to go se you again.
Speaker 2: No, we had a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yay, so we'll see where I goes.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the week of dates, Why am I always
Speaker 2: so interesting? Like it's never like, oh wow, that was
Speaker 2: such a good date, like can't wait, maybe I'll married
Speaker 2: this guy. It's always like listen to fucking this.
Speaker 1: Manifested.
Speaker 2: You know. I went into the date knowing he lives
Speaker 2: in another country, but we did have a good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a positive.
Speaker 2: You're listening. You're a lovely guy. He doesn't live here, though,
Speaker 2: so it's like, what can you do? AnyWho? On to
Speaker 2: this week's question of the Week.
Speaker 1: All right, easy, How do you truly feel about this
Speaker 1: time of year?
Speaker 2: I love it, weather's warming up. I love the decorations.
Speaker 2: We were driving into the city yesterday and seeing all
Speaker 2: the Christmas decorations in the city. I had some really
Speaker 2: really great Christmas as a kid, which I'm very, very
Speaker 2: lucky about. I don't know if anyone ever went. Did
Speaker 2: you ever go to the David Jones Christmas windows? I
Speaker 2: grew up in Wa True, but I love this time
Speaker 2: of year, even online. I love all the Christmas content,
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving content. I love Christmas Day. My family is not
Speaker 2: very I don't have one of those like really big
Speaker 2: fun families that like have those like amazing Christmases. Sorry,
Speaker 2: that's going to really offend my mum. I love you
Speaker 2: and you put so much effort into but like you
Speaker 2: know how some of those families have like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always want to get married cousins.
Speaker 2: I want to marry I have.
Speaker 1: A really big family, like really big extended family, but
Speaker 1: I'm the youngest cousin, so like never like delivers for me.
Speaker 1: Like all my cousins have fun, but I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking but.
Speaker 2: I off with the dogs. And I do think it's
Speaker 2: incredibly stressful.
Speaker 1: I think it's a huge time of year of comparison.
Speaker 1: Time of year, it's like you're always comparing yourself with
Speaker 1: families and like family activities. How many Christmas parties people
Speaker 1: have compared to you, Like.
Speaker 2: You're living a city on Christmas Day going, oh that
Speaker 2: family has, like I've just said, twenty five people there,
Speaker 2: that looks so fun. I've only got six people. This
Speaker 2: is boring. Like, but I do think it's hard, Like
Speaker 2: if I'm just talking about myself and now I feel
Speaker 2: about it. Work does really heat up around this time
Speaker 2: of year, but in a good way because I think
Speaker 2: there's also that likeness to the fact that it's almost done. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I personally like it. You my love, I You're
Speaker 2: allowed to not like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like Christmas. I'm like trying to embrace it.
Speaker 1: I have. Well, first of all, this time of year
Speaker 1: last year is when I went through my breakup, so
Speaker 1: like it's kind of like a little bit of like
Speaker 1: a touchy subject. It's like marks a year. So that's firstly.
Speaker 2: Is a bit like fuck a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a year on the sixth of December.
Speaker 2: Girl, quick has that year gone? Holy shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So like last on Saturday night, the girls and
Speaker 1: I all stayed home because we all went out on
Speaker 1: Friday and we like set up the Christmas tree. And
Speaker 1: then I was just sitting downstairs and the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, that's the Christmas tree I brought
Speaker 1: with my ex and this time last year we set
Speaker 1: it up together. And now, which is like in hindsight,
Speaker 1: you have to look at it in like a really
Speaker 1: positive way, like I live with two of the most
Speaker 1: amazing girls. We've got to set up the Christmas tree together.
Speaker 1: We all got advent calendars, and like doing all those
Speaker 1: cute things is so fun. But then like you have
Speaker 1: such a positive experience on the back of a negative
Speaker 1: of like why you're now doing that instead of what
Speaker 1: such a.
Speaker 2: All time of year to then look back on last
Speaker 2: year and remember what you did it this time last year.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it probably is like a big reminder of
Speaker 1: how far I've come this year. But that doesn't make
Speaker 1: it any easier that it's like because I've come so far,
Speaker 1: because I've gone through such a hard time. I love
Speaker 1: like the Christmas parties, I love the events, like that
Speaker 1: stuff is really really fun. But I know it's because
Speaker 1: I'm distracting myself from something else. I have a lot
Speaker 1: of family trauma that goes around this time of year
Speaker 1: from when I was like a teenager. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to speak about it because it's my family's business, but
Speaker 1: I hate Christmas. Christmas is never a fun day for
Speaker 1: me because there is so much trauma involved in that.
Speaker 1: But I chose to try to enjoy it for whatever is.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to kind of turn around, create more memories,
Speaker 2: allowed to do something you can't enjoy in the future, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to turn it into a positive thing,
Speaker 1: create more memories every year. Yeah yeah, and that's what
Speaker 1: I'm doing through therapy. Fuck yeah, fah, shout out therapy.
Speaker 1: Coming up next Wednesday, we have our Christmas party, so
Speaker 1: we can't wait to see you girls there.
Speaker 2: Get sold out. We love you guys. We're so excited.
Speaker 1: So excited, and we're definitely going to be doing more
Speaker 1: things in twenty twenty five, so stay tuned for that.
Speaker 1: Is he actually have to ask you about this. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: so a lot of when they obviously the TikTok Awards
Speaker 1: were last week. Yeah, and there was this there's this
Speaker 1: video going around and like people saying, like influencers complaining
Speaker 1: about their job ABC or something, we're interviewing them being.
Speaker 2: Like I think I saw the interviewer talking about then
Speaker 2: went around to a bunch of different influences like is
Speaker 2: your job hard?
Speaker 1: Yes? What would you say if someone asked you that
Speaker 1: question on the red carpet? What would you say?
Speaker 2: No, it's not. I'm very lucky to be doing it.
Speaker 2: But it does take a toll mentally, Yes, not everyone, though.
Speaker 2: I think it just depends what kind of personality you have,
Speaker 2: and as someone that does have mental health issues, being
Speaker 2: putting yourself in the public eye can be challenging. But
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to do anything else, and I'm lucky
Speaker 2: to be doing it. Yeah, No compared to a nine
Speaker 2: to five. No, it's not fucking hard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Completely. I think people like always just like get way
Speaker 1: too offended with it because it's like, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that my job is the hardest job in the world,
Speaker 1: but I'm not saying like there's no cons Like with everything,
Speaker 1: there's going to be a time. Why can't just because my.
Speaker 2: Job might be hard for me doesn't take away from
Speaker 2: the fact that your job might be hard for you.
Speaker 2: We can all have like.
Speaker 1: We can all or everyone goes like, oh well if
Speaker 1: it all fails, Like, what are you going to do
Speaker 1: in five years?
Speaker 2: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw this. I think it was either Jess
Speaker 1: or Renee. They're like the Hogan Twins. She like had
Speaker 1: a really good response to it. She was like, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna go ask a guy who's working at the
Speaker 1: Cultexts where you fill your petrol up, what if you
Speaker 1: lose your job in five years? What are you going
Speaker 1: to do that? You're not gonna ask that person. So
Speaker 1: it's like, why are you asking an influence of that,
Speaker 1: and like the guy the cultext is probably gonna have shit.
Speaker 1: He fucking hates his job and his job like staying
Speaker 1: up at five am is really really hard. But you're
Speaker 1: not going to go, well, I'm a doctor and you
Speaker 1: can't complain about your job because my job's harder.
Speaker 2: I think in the scheme of things, No, our job
Speaker 2: isn't challenging, but I think it can be emotionally and
Speaker 2: mentally challenging. Yeah, only because any job, and I'm sure
Speaker 2: anyone listening, even if their jobs are ten times harder
Speaker 2: than ours, which a lot of yours would be, can
Speaker 2: understand how hard it would be to have people ripping
Speaker 2: into your looks and your personality and stuff online regularly.
Speaker 2: But I do understand we put ourselves in that position.
Speaker 2: We put that stuff online for people to do that too.
Speaker 2: So I think there's ups and downs of every job.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say ours is harder than most, but it's
Speaker 2: hard in different ways. Yeah, but we're lucky to have it.
Speaker 2: On this week's episode, we are doing Roommate Housemate horror stories.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: This is one I've always personally loved listening to. I
Speaker 2: just think, like I remember, I used to listen to
Speaker 2: Lucy and Nikki shout out to them do these on
Speaker 2: their episodes, and they were always just like my favorite one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're always a good We.
Speaker 2: Got hundreds of submissions for this one, guys, so we
Speaker 2: actually will do another one of these down the line
Speaker 2: if you guys like her. But let's just get into it.
Speaker 2: So story one, my friend has incontinents slash bowel issues
Speaker 2: down there.
Speaker 1: She's sister, you.
Speaker 2: Don't have incontinents, you don't shoot yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh I have the opposite.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. The continents is like when you can't control
Speaker 2: your bowel. Yeah yeah, yeah. She's also known for sleepwalking. Anyways,
Speaker 2: we moved in together and the first night we both
Speaker 2: slept a treat. Not so much. The second night, though,
Speaker 2: I was reading my book on my Boukley chair. Bouklay
Speaker 2: is like, yeah, the wawbreak for those that don't know,
Speaker 2: like the sheep's kind of on my Buukley chair. At
Speaker 2: about eleven thirty pm, next minute, my roommate comes in.
Speaker 2: I can tell she's sleepwalking, and I say, your room's
Speaker 2: back that way, but she refused to go back to
Speaker 2: her room and comes towards me and sits on my lap.
Speaker 2: I don't like this is going?
Speaker 1: Is going?
Speaker 2: I didn't think anything of her about issues while she
Speaker 2: was on me for about five minutes. Well, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: not your first instinct. My friend's gonna shit on me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I feel like that's where we're going. I just
Speaker 2: let her go whilst I continue to read my book
Speaker 2: while her bony ass was on me. That's a good friend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was because you can't wake people up when
Speaker 1: they're sleeping.
Speaker 2: No, but like I kind of like usher them off
Speaker 2: and take them back to their room. I wouldn't be like,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm just going to continue to read, So
Speaker 2: go you babe. After about five or so minutes, I
Speaker 2: smell something putrid and then I felt moisture on my
Speaker 2: pj's Oh my god, I lift me and try waking
Speaker 2: her up. As she stands, I see she has shouted
Speaker 2: all over me, thinking I was a fucking toilet.
Speaker 1: That's horrendous.
Speaker 2: I moved out the day after.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh my friends with her.
Speaker 2: I need to know, you would be I would move out,
Speaker 2: though she wouldn't know you want that to happen again.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't move out with someone because they shout
Speaker 1: on me.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a intentional I know, but I would worry
Speaker 2: that it would occur again.
Speaker 1: I think maybe the second time. I probably would be like.
Speaker 2: Hey, i' no, you've pood on me. I wouldn't allow
Speaker 2: that to be a second time. I understand this, love ya,
Speaker 2: but not gonna happen again.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's funny. I'm just like, I just think, because
Speaker 1: obviously I have housemates I think of like every time,
Speaker 1: I'm just like putting myself in this situation. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: if Lily shadow on me, I wouldn't move out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I turned it into a bit of a meme.
Speaker 1: Shadow me, bitch, fucking.
Speaker 2: You owe me? You clean the house next year, all right?
Speaker 1: Story number two. When I lived in staff accommodation on
Speaker 1: a working holiday, I shared a room with another girl.
Speaker 1: One night, I was preeing at another friend's place to
Speaker 1: all go to the staff bar and ended up tripping over,
Speaker 1: slamming my head into the coffee table, and concussing myself.
Speaker 1: Oh that's horrible. I got carried back to my room
Speaker 1: and left to sleep. I'm not sure if that was
Speaker 1: a good idea. I ended up throwing up all over
Speaker 1: my single bed, and when my friends came back to
Speaker 1: check on me, they pulled the vomit covered douvet off
Speaker 1: me and onto the floor. My roumor had a boy
Speaker 1: at the time who would let himself in and stay
Speaker 1: in her bed or both of them together. On this night,
Speaker 1: he'd come over drunk before she got home, passed out
Speaker 1: in her bed.
Speaker 2: But took my.
Speaker 1: Vomit, Oh no, but took my vomit covered douvet to
Speaker 1: cuddle up with for the night. Between the concussion for
Speaker 1: me and the hangover him, the aroma voments spread across
Speaker 1: the tiny room. It was certainly a hallish mourning for myself,
Speaker 1: my roommate, and this poor boy now covet in vomit.
Speaker 2: Vomit has such a The smell of vomit is honestly
Speaker 2: like she is.
Speaker 1: Like the way he would have woken up was because
Speaker 1: like your senses come to life before you become consciously.
Speaker 2: Over head's probably in agony.
Speaker 1: He would have smelt it, opened up his eyes and
Speaker 1: realize he's covered in vomit. Well, not your vomit, not
Speaker 1: his vomit, somebody else's, Like.
Speaker 2: Even if it was my vomit. It's discussing, would you
Speaker 2: rather someone vomit on your shit?
Speaker 1: On you vomit? Yeah, vomit on hundred percent, because that's
Speaker 1: only been Like the woo is like digested, it's gone
Speaker 1: through your body and it's come out the other side.
Speaker 1: Vomit is like I feel a bit sick. I just
Speaker 1: need to get something.
Speaker 2: Out of my body, and it's like it honestly does.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it depends what he did. But I think if
Speaker 1: it's just alcohol.
Speaker 2: It's just like this, she was concussed. This was not alcohol,
Speaker 2: This was like yeah.
Speaker 1: But she was young as well, so just she just
Speaker 1: would have been vomiting up alcohol, probably some chicky nuggies
Speaker 1: that she had. Imagine it being CHUNKYO.
Speaker 2: So this is story Namethian. This one's a long one.
Speaker 2: We love the long ones, guys. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know, but I can't
Speaker 1: read long stories because I actually think I have dis sexia.
Speaker 2: So I always take the long easy.
Speaker 1: It has to take the long one. So I just
Speaker 1: get to sit back and listen because I read out loud.
Speaker 2: I love reading.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't read out loud. So if any of
Speaker 1: you guys struggle listening to me, really, she's yeah, I
Speaker 1: struggled to listen to myself read to be honest.
Speaker 2: That's right. I got you girl, all right. So story
Speaker 2: number three. When I moved to Dallas, I rented a
Speaker 2: small studio apartment in a quiet building near the cafe
Speaker 2: where I worked. My neighbor Jason, lived in the unit
Speaker 2: across the hall. He Jesuson. He was polite, a bit awkward,
Speaker 2: but friendly enough. He'd say hi in the hallway ask
Speaker 2: about my day and sometimes offer to carry my groceries.
Speaker 2: I don't know how old this guy is.
Speaker 1: I'd say he'd be like thirty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: At first I thought he was just being kind. He
Speaker 2: mentioned he worked from home as a graphic designer and
Speaker 2: didn't get out much, so I forgured he was just lonely.
Speaker 2: But his interest in my life soon became very obsessive.
Speaker 2: Oh I love this hit. Jason started showing up at
Speaker 2: the cafe where I worked. At the beginning, he'd just
Speaker 2: grab a coffee and sit in the corner with his laptop,
Speaker 2: But soon he was coming in every day, staying for
Speaker 2: hours and trying to talk to me, even when I
Speaker 2: was busy with customers.
Speaker 1: So that'd be freaky even if he was just coming
Speaker 1: into the cafe. But he also knows where you live.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like Jason freaking me up. Jason's lives in the
Speaker 2: unit across the hall. Yeah, Jason could knock on your door. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He always knew my schedule even when it changed, and
Speaker 2: would comment on it late shift today, Huh, you must
Speaker 2: be so tired. Fuck that would Yeah, it would piss
Speaker 2: me off. One night, as I was walking home with
Speaker 2: my boyfriend and Jason was sitting on the steps outside
Speaker 2: the building.
Speaker 1: He was waiting for you to come home.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He gave him a long, cold look, but didn't
Speaker 2: say anything. After that, he started asking me questions about
Speaker 2: my boyfriend whenever we ran into each other. It was
Speaker 2: so fucking weird, like is he treating you well? Does
Speaker 2: he stay over a lot? You could do better? You
Speaker 2: know that kind of shit. I laughed it off, but
Speaker 2: Jason's behavior got worse. He began leaving strange gifts at
Speaker 2: my door, like a single red rose or a book
Speaker 2: I'd mentioned in a conversation. It's giving you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the fact thing there is where you live.
Speaker 1: Like I would just say to my boyfriend, you have
Speaker 1: to stay over tonight? Well every night he lives across
Speaker 1: the hall. Yeah, fucking and move.
Speaker 2: The turning point came when my boyfriend and told me
Speaker 2: he'd seen Jason following him. He worked in marketing, and
Speaker 2: one day Jason showed up at his office pretending to
Speaker 2: be a prospective client. My boyfriend confronted him, but Jason
Speaker 2: denied everything, claiming it was just a misunderstanding. That night,
Speaker 2: I came home to find a note slipped under my door.
Speaker 2: It said He's not good for you. I see the
Speaker 2: way he looks at other women. You deserve better?
Speaker 1: Is really giving you it is?
Speaker 2: I was freaked the fuck out, so I called the police,
Speaker 2: but they said there wasn't much they could do unless
Speaker 2: Jason directly threatened me. That whole thing fucks with me.
Speaker 2: It's like you got a talker. But unless they physically
Speaker 2: like hurt you, we can't do anything. It's like, well,
Speaker 2: then you were waiting till it gets there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you want to avoid it?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Jason's obsession escalated. He hacked into my social media accounts,
Speaker 2: posting cryptic messages to make it look like I was
Speaker 2: unhappy with my boyfriend. He followed us to restaurants, sitting
Speaker 2: at nearby tables and glaring at him. One night, as
Speaker 2: we were leaving the movies, Jason appeared out of nowhere
Speaker 2: and grabbed my arm. He doesn't love you the way
Speaker 2: I do. This is a movie. My boyfriend shoved him away,
Speaker 2: and Jason just ran off. I filed for a restraining
Speaker 2: order the next day, but Jason was gone by the
Speaker 2: time the police came to check his apartment. His unit
Speaker 2: was completely empty, as if he'd never lived there. This
Speaker 2: is fucking scary, broom. A few weeks later, I moved
Speaker 2: into a new apartment in a different neighborhood. My boyfriend
Speaker 2: and I were careful not to post anything online about
Speaker 2: where we lived. For a while, I felt safe. Jason
Speaker 2: didn't try and contact me again. Now this is where
Speaker 2: it gets fucked. It's not already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about to say, surely we could start that.
Speaker 2: So years later, I had almost forgotten about him. My
Speaker 2: boyfriend and I had moved on with our lives, even
Speaker 2: gotten married. Then one evening, while swelling through the news,
Speaker 2: I saw something that made me sick to my stomach.
Speaker 2: You ready. Dallas man arrested for stalking and murdering local woman.
Speaker 2: The article showed a photo of Jason. He had been
Speaker 2: caught after breaking into the homes of a young woman
Speaker 2: he'd been stalking for months. According to police, she had
Speaker 2: reported him several times, with Jason slipped through the cracks
Speaker 2: until it was too late.
Speaker 1: See this is what we say about the police.
Speaker 2: Like does it have to get to that before anyone
Speaker 2: does anything. Now he'll be in jail. But imagine if
Speaker 2: he did it to this girl. That is so fucking scary.
Speaker 1: I hate that that's made me a bit sick.
Speaker 2: Oh girl, I feel like you would have a hard
Speaker 2: time feeling safe again after something like that.
Speaker 1: Well, you just like put yourself in that situation. You're like,
Speaker 1: if I wasn't so hyper aware about that, that could have.
Speaker 2: Been me, and if I didn't have maybe my boyfriend
Speaker 2: or yeah, wow, that would have made me feel sick.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that happened to you. Story number four.
Speaker 1: I used to live with a gay couple, one very
Speaker 1: extraverted one and one introverted. They'd been together for ten
Speaker 1: years and we're in an open relationship. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: leaving with him would have been a fucking field day.
Speaker 1: Like you're in an open relationship, like he's gonna come over tonight,
Speaker 1: and you just would have been like if you are, yeah,
Speaker 1: just been like I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: To my room, just like almost having single people. But
Speaker 2: they also happened to do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the extroverted one would daily have straight guys come
Speaker 1: around who were married, had families, and would do sexual
Speaker 1: favors for them for money. Oh as in so the
Speaker 1: extroverted one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, as he was he's like sucking straight guys
Speaker 2: dicks and the straight. Guys are paying him for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus, Most days without fail, I would have text
Speaker 1: in the morning saying don't come into a room. I
Speaker 1: have a guy coming. I'm a chill dude. So I
Speaker 1: would just go back to sleep and not a guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's so fun. We never get guys submission.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for here.
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Speaker 1: Be weirds. We have all the interactions with men recently.
Speaker 2: Look at this.
Speaker 1: So I would just go back to sleep to then
Speaker 1: be awoken by my flatmates standing above me trying to
Speaker 1: wipe another man's semen on me what his face and
Speaker 1: clothes would be covered in Colm and he's.
Speaker 2: Like going, ha ha, let me wipe this. Come on,
Speaker 2: you look at this. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: He had a bath towel with a hole in the
Speaker 1: middle and nailed to the door and had it nailed
Speaker 1: to the door frame, so he would film it all
Speaker 1: and try to show me. My boss at work found
Speaker 1: out that I went through this most days and it
Speaker 1: was not said it was not okay to live like that.
Speaker 1: So I moved out a week later and moved into
Speaker 1: my boss's spare room for a while until I found
Speaker 1: a new apartment.
Speaker 2: That is actually so lovely of the boss to be like, yeah, mate,
Speaker 2: like you can't live like that, Like that's a movement
Speaker 2: with me, and it's not because if they're feeling unsafe,
Speaker 2: especially like look someone having someone try and rub someone
Speaker 2: else that's FEMA on you is like sexual assault.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a violation.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure, a violation. Very muggy. What is it?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: That's like a violation, that's very muggy.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna let you take me for a
Speaker 2: mug nor we no week that's disgusting, but welcome.
Speaker 1: Like I always like, I have never had a guy
Speaker 1: over to our place when Lily and Ellie there, I
Speaker 1: just couldn't do it. I literally couldn't do it. It's
Speaker 1: like my parents are home, especially when Bailey's there, Lily's boyfriend,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hell no, like you're meeting my mom and
Speaker 1: dad like that. He's not a thing.
Speaker 2: So sorry, don't know how about it's going to be
Speaker 2: for me. I live. I'm about to move in with
Speaker 2: my sister. Yeah, what the fuck am I going to do?
Speaker 2: But your sister's chill?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: But she so Riley obviously has a boyfriend. No, that's
Speaker 2: not obviously, but she does have a boyfriend. Our rooms
Speaker 2: are stuck on top of each other. I'm like, am
Speaker 2: I just never gonna have a guy over for them?
Speaker 2: It's even better sharing a wall, sharing a roof.
Speaker 1: Nah, you're fine, you're chill, and its carpets, You're fine.
Speaker 2: I just it's even like it's even just like the
Speaker 2: the noise of like talking and stuff. I just thought,
Speaker 2: family member, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you're like you could hear it, but
Speaker 1: you don't. You don't. I'm not gonna leak other people's
Speaker 1: business on my podcast, but I don't hear my house.
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's like.
Speaker 1: Like Lily is Bailey, like play movies and I don't
Speaker 1: even hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My sister has some super sonic herring though, so
Speaker 2: as in like she's very she always picks up talking,
Speaker 2: get up the man, turn the TV down. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be really fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck, yeah, just like carty boy. And it's
Speaker 1: also like you might have to meet my but.
Speaker 2: It's like, I think everyone has roommates, so it's more
Speaker 2: common than not for people to have roommates, or like
Speaker 2: it's like better than having your fucking parents there at least,
Speaker 2: you know, I could never do that, all right. Story
Speaker 2: number five moved in with my godfather who's sixty two
Speaker 2: and his twenty four year old boyfriend, who was a
Speaker 2: meth addict, unemployed and has borderline personality disorder perfect. He
Speaker 2: would get into rages and scream in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night and punch walls. When my boyfriend first started
Speaker 2: saying over, he'd wake up to the screaming. And when
Speaker 2: we would have sex, the twenty four year old boyfriend,
Speaker 2: so the godfather's drugged it to boyfriend would listen while
Speaker 2: walking to the balcony and then give me feedback saying,
Speaker 2: sounds have become more alpha. Oh my god. He once
Speaker 2: also slammed his cockring used cock ring on the kitchen
Speaker 2: table in a rage, right next to my ring. It's
Speaker 2: like a pocket. No, it like goes around like your
Speaker 2: decking vibrates or something. I don't know, is that correct? Okay? Okay.
Speaker 2: He slammed the used cockering on the kitchen table in
Speaker 2: a rage, right next to my plate while I was
Speaker 2: eating breakfast delicious extra flavor. That's disgusting, salty, eh, I'd
Speaker 2: be moving out.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: So picture this twenty year old me at the time,
Speaker 1: living my best life with a twenty nine year old housemate.
Speaker 1: We both had dogs, we were single. Started off as
Speaker 1: a dream scenario. I met her on Facebook when she
Speaker 1: was renting your room and things were smooth sailing at first.
Speaker 1: Expensive rent, sure, but worth it for peace and quiet. Also,
Speaker 1: I thought fast forward a few months suddenly this woman
Speaker 1: decides her life is an episode of Skins Parties until
Speaker 1: three am, random kick ons, strangers everywhere. The first couple
Speaker 1: of times I was like, okay, I'll let her live.
Speaker 1: But by the third time, at two am, I texted
Speaker 1: something super polite like, hey, sorry to bother, but can
Speaker 1: you maybe not ruin my life tonight?
Speaker 2: Spoiler? She did care you maybe not ruin my life tonight.
Speaker 1: That's fert It is, especially when you're like living it
Speaker 1: with people, like you have to be considerate of other people,
Speaker 1: like you can't come storming home and like fucking life's
Speaker 1: a bunch of kick ons.
Speaker 2: I feel like kick ons. Unless everyone in the house
Speaker 2: is present and willing and wanting that kick ons to happen,
Speaker 2: you can't do it. Like, yeah, I will never have
Speaker 2: kick ons at my new apartment because me and my
Speaker 2: sister are both so fucking anxious and fucked that we
Speaker 2: like want to keep that space a place. You don't
Speaker 2: want to have that place your apartment and be the
Speaker 2: scene of the crime. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: If you stay up to like four am with a
Speaker 2: bunch of people drinking around, even once it's cleaned up,
Speaker 2: you want to go sit and watch TV on the couts,
Speaker 2: You're like, like, I had kick on t you last side,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I'm because I lived alone and I'm
Speaker 1: like one of the first friends from school that started
Speaker 1: the year when I first became single, I had kick
Speaker 1: ons a few times at my house and.
Speaker 2: I hated it. I hated it.
Speaker 1: I'll never do it again.
Speaker 2: It just ruins the whole vibe of the space. But
Speaker 2: even though it's like, if you're not a willing partic
Speaker 2: spending kick ons and have housemates bringing a bunch of
Speaker 2: people over, it's incredibly fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, completely. Then came to her thirtieth birthday party. I thought,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll take my dog and crash out
Speaker 1: a guy I was seeing at the time to avoid
Speaker 1: the chaos. Great plan, right wrong. I came back the
Speaker 1: next day with the guy and walked into what I
Speaker 1: can describe only as a crime scene. My bedroom door
Speaker 1: wide open. See that is annoying. Do whatever you want,
Speaker 1: but my room is my room. Don't go into my room.
Speaker 1: Don't let people go into my room like I've once
Speaker 1: had kick ons, And I said, like, whatever you do,
Speaker 1: do not go into the second room. That's my housemates room.
Speaker 1: Don't like that's hers. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The also issue was like that is it's like that
Speaker 2: thirty old might be like, oh, you can just crash
Speaker 2: in my roommate's room, like yeah, oh my fucking god.
Speaker 1: No, well no, and human shit on my bath mat.
Speaker 1: I stood there frozen, like this can't be real life.
Speaker 1: The guy was equally horrified. He's advice to pack your
Speaker 1: stuff and run, and you bet I did. I told
Speaker 1: her how unbelievably disrespectful she was and let that circus asap.
Speaker 1: But seriously, a human shit on my bath mate. Some
Speaker 1: people should not be able to live outside a zoo.
Speaker 1: Lessons learn always vet your housemaids or better live alone.
Speaker 2: I think it would actually be really challenging to vet
Speaker 2: a random house. How do you know that that's not
Speaker 2: going to that's not going to be line like.
Speaker 1: My hat goes off to people who like find a
Speaker 1: room off like Ferry Flass, I couldn't do it because
Speaker 1: it's like I'm living with a stranger low Ki.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think some people need to like that's the
Speaker 2: only option, so like go them. Yeah, I like, seriously
Speaker 2: prayers out to all of you that you get a
Speaker 2: goody yeah.
Speaker 1: Because you don't know, like some like the first couple
Speaker 1: of months of when you live with people, like it's
Speaker 1: a honeymoon phase and then that just wears off and
Speaker 1: then they're real color show. It's like being in a relationship,
Speaker 1: So seriously, having housemates is like being in a relationship
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 2: Number seven. Firstly, Jador the Pod Thanks my Wildest Housemates.
Speaker 2: Sorry to date. To set the scene, I used to
Speaker 2: live with my ex boyfriend and his best friend let's
Speaker 2: call him Todd. My boyfriend at the time worked in
Speaker 2: FIFO five O five O.
Speaker 1: What is that it's like when you go work on
Speaker 1: the mines and stuff. You work it like two weeks
Speaker 1: at a time, and then they fly you out and
Speaker 1: then you can go back home. You go to Bali.
Speaker 1: You're like working in mining.
Speaker 2: Oh in like interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You get paid a lot?
Speaker 2: Is that it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So he wasn't always home. Sometimes, while my boyfriend was away,
Speaker 2: I would go back home and stay one week I
Speaker 2: did this, but popped over to their house to pick
Speaker 2: some things up. I had left my key there, so
Speaker 2: I messaged Todd that I would be there in five
Speaker 2: minutes and to make sure he was home. When I
Speaker 2: got there, I went through the side door, which opened
Speaker 2: into the lund room. This was normal, as we don't
Speaker 2: really use the front door. To my shock, Todd was
Speaker 2: on the couch, fully naked, tugging away. Do that in
Speaker 2: your bedroom, that's what Well, he thought he was home alone.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter he was home alone. He thought he
Speaker 1: had his other people live.
Speaker 2: In that house. You're defending Todd.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm just defending Todd because he's allowed to wank
Speaker 1: in his fucking living room if he thinks he's home alone.
Speaker 1: Not saying that I'd.
Speaker 2: Do that, but I'm just saying Sam has been caught
Speaker 2: one in a living room before. Okay, Sam, why am
Speaker 2: I defending a fucking stroke? I know, I'm like chill
Speaker 2: ow all right. This was strange, as I had told
Speaker 2: him I would be over shortly. A few months later,
Speaker 2: my boyfriend broke up with me. I was heartbroken and
Speaker 2: my ex was pulling me along on a thread and
Speaker 2: it became very toxic. Todd would occasionally message me to
Speaker 2: check in. I was in a dark place by this point,
Speaker 2: so as a revenge on my ex, I ended up
Speaker 2: going home with Todd after a night out. Oh but
Speaker 2: I was blind. He was sober. We slept together. My
Speaker 2: ex is away, so he wasn't home the next day.
Speaker 2: I felt extremely guilty, and we agreed this would have
Speaker 2: to go to the grave with us, as it would
Speaker 2: ruin his whole friendship group.
Speaker 1: Stuff never goes to the grave.
Speaker 2: Babe, they're still best friends and live together, but no
Speaker 2: one knows about us. Cheers. I love how the naked
Speaker 2: part that we argue about for like five minutes is
Speaker 2: totally irrelevant to the Actually.
Speaker 1: Fuck see, I think it's gonna come out one day.
Speaker 2: Don't tell her that. I think. Look everything that like
Speaker 2: my previous friendship group. Everyone like fucking fucked everyone over.
Speaker 2: Everything has come out in the following years, but then again,
Speaker 2: it's like, do we know that there are things that
Speaker 2: are still secret?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Probably Yeah, something only came out like a couple months ago. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fucking loyalty brother. Honestly, it's crazy how people do that
Speaker 2: sort of stuff all the time. It's so common. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number eight the final story. My boyfriend stayed over after
Speaker 2: a night out and my roommate, who is also my
Speaker 2: best friend, had a guy come over who's she'd been
Speaker 2: talking to for a bit, but this was their first
Speaker 2: time actually meeting. I had noticed a weird vibe from
Speaker 2: this guy, but where polar opposites in our taste in partners,
Speaker 2: so I just chalked it down to him just not
Speaker 2: being my cup of tea. Later that night, my boyfriend
Speaker 2: and I were doing the horizontal hokey pokey such like
Speaker 2: a child thing, it's so cute, and I noticed the
Speaker 2: door was cracked open slightly, where I could have sworn
Speaker 2: it was definitely closed. I decided to just believe the
Speaker 2: door hadn't closed properly and ignored it. It wasn't dula.
Speaker 2: I hed my best friend screaming, what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you doing that? We now realized the guy she had
Speaker 2: brought home was watching my boyfriend and I through the
Speaker 2: cracked open door. That's weird, that's disgusting, that's invasive. The
Speaker 2: guy had legged it out the front door with his
Speaker 2: pants partially down yuck, and my boyfriend chasing him out
Speaker 2: covered in a fluffy throw blanket. Turns out this guy
Speaker 2: had been making really weird comments about me all night
Speaker 2: and even complimented my ass to my best friend, then
Speaker 2: joked about having a threesome while she's still amitted him over.
Speaker 2: I'll never know. I feel sick to this day not
Speaker 2: knowing how long this random guy had been watching. I
Speaker 2: pray he hadn't recorded anything. My best friend and it
Speaker 2: has to have any men who come over vetted by myself,
Speaker 2: because we can obviously not trust her taste in men.
Speaker 2: Side note, my boyfriend blamed it on the dress I
Speaker 2: was wearing that night, and this was the start of
Speaker 2: the end of that relationship.
Speaker 1: Oh well, fucking first, Yeah, the fact that he had
Speaker 1: his pants down, Yeah, he would have been watching for
Speaker 1: enough time to get his pants down, and he was
Speaker 1: jack tug.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's disgusting boys men who So that was your
Speaker 2: roommate horror stories. I love doing these ones because you
Speaker 2: never know what you're going to fucking get bad.
Speaker 3: We have those fucking experiences like your house is meant
Speaker 3: to be your safe space, and you're just like seeing
Speaker 3: this guy in an open relationship and I having come
Speaker 3: on you and being shut on, like I'm shit on
Speaker 3: your human bathrobe, Like it's horrible.
Speaker 2: It is horrible. So I'm sorry that we're laughing about it.
Speaker 1: But I am glad that you convent to us and
Speaker 1: we can cheek and.
Speaker 2: Most of these situations are over now. I'm glad to
Speaker 2: hear it. But we're going to do a part two
Speaker 2: of this down the line, because yeah, it's honestly one
Speaker 2: of my favorites. But thank you guys for listening, and
Speaker 2: we will chat to you on Thursday. Bye bye,