Speaker 1: Hello, working on the podcast? How are we?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 3: Well? How are you? You know? What was?
Speaker 1: I am in a bloody great mood today?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 3: When did that shift from this morning?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, I think I've been in good form. Been a
Speaker 1: few technical dramas.
Speaker 3: Will you will you? Your eyes were quite puffy this
Speaker 3: morning when you came in. Did you have a bad sleep?
Speaker 3: I didn't want to throw you on.
Speaker 1: The Did I look swollen?
Speaker 3: You looked swollen like a puffer fish this morning?
Speaker 1: Really? How's my face now?
Speaker 3: I mean it's always quite puffy, but less than it was.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon it's less puppy or that you just
Speaker 1: got used to it?
Speaker 3: Your eyes have gone down?
Speaker 1: Was it like that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No it was. I have a couple of europhan I
Speaker 1: was swelling.
Speaker 3: What your fatty nose again?
Speaker 1: Stressing the fatty noses? Like whenever this?
Speaker 3: You's going to actually get that fixed?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I potentially have to do surgery because I've been sleeping.
Speaker 3: Well my whole life. We should really book it in
Speaker 3: health health first.
Speaker 1: I know I'll do it during a break like.
Speaker 3: Don't waste you holiday?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just.
Speaker 3: Don't waste the holiday time. Oh god, no, it needs
Speaker 3: to be done. Soon. It's an emergency emergency, we could
Speaker 3: we could a few days, have a few days.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I can only get the surgery done.
Speaker 3: In bar and it's got to be on a Monday, June.
Speaker 1: So the Old Coast Hospital.
Speaker 6: Yeah, leaning into a long weekend.
Speaker 3: What take a week?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so look across to you.
Speaker 1: Since they pierced the sinus.
Speaker 3: They didn't piers.
Speaker 1: They pierced the sinus.
Speaker 3: I don't want to have this conversation again. I'll talk
Speaker 3: to you about it when you booked in for your surgery.
Speaker 3: Otherwise we are going around in circles.
Speaker 1: But when I get stressed or starts every day, bak stop,
Speaker 1: come on, or start overthinking things, then it starts to
Speaker 1: flare up and I get the puffy face and I
Speaker 1: have to have a few europhm.
Speaker 3: You look like a puffy fish this morning.
Speaker 1: My stop.
Speaker 3: Hello, she's pretty in pink.
Speaker 1: Doesn't she good?
Speaker 4: I've got really greasy hair, So that was kind.
Speaker 3: Of on the greasy hair from like dirty hair, Yeah,
Speaker 3: unwashed hair.
Speaker 1: Question. The dry shampoo is that for cleaning or more styling.
Speaker 3: It like absorbs the oil in your hair, but it
Speaker 3: makes it kind of greeny and dirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can give like a little bit of dirty.
Speaker 3: Look nah, no, no, freshens it up. But if you
Speaker 3: use it day after day after day, then news have
Speaker 3: this build up of product.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit like the powder that I've used, well.
Speaker 3: Kind of, yeah, you need it.
Speaker 4: Do you go through the stage of just putting like
Speaker 4: baby powder in your hair?
Speaker 3: No, you can.
Speaker 1: You can only light What do you think you can
Speaker 1: do baby powder? I think baby powder's on the notes powder.
Speaker 1: It was bad for you.
Speaker 4: Everything's bad for you.
Speaker 1: It's a big law said about it. And I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know that I was. We were never
Speaker 3: a telling found powder family.
Speaker 1: Oh really, look like bloody pepper. Let's go about.
Speaker 3: You when you're using it. Uh, I don't really know
Speaker 3: what you use tell them pout four.
Speaker 1: Well it gets rid of the moisture.
Speaker 3: So what do you use it on?
Speaker 1: So you give it a squirt on the bottom and
Speaker 1: then it just evaporates all.
Speaker 3: The When did you have it wet?
Speaker 1: Norse? Well, you don't. I don't compound it dry.
Speaker 3: So what if it was it sweat or if you
Speaker 3: got out of the show.
Speaker 1: Shower, you just you can. But it's a baby like
Speaker 1: you're trying to get all the cracks and everything you.
Speaker 3: Put on a baby.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not at all.
Speaker 1: No, don't tell partner.
Speaker 3: Just get out of the show and tell him about
Speaker 3: it yourself.
Speaker 4: When you can. It's sort of the same as.
Speaker 6: No, don't put dry shampoo, all that would sting m mace.
Speaker 1: You're a gym junking often see the videos of you boxing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one, two, left, right? Good night?
Speaker 1: Where do you sit on nudity in the change room?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did hear. I did hear this chat.
Speaker 3: What about when you're trying to put your bathies on
Speaker 3: and you're getting the sauna and you're already sweaty from
Speaker 3: your workout, and it all rolls up.
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, you need to be cut out.
Speaker 3: Change at the gym or you're at home.
Speaker 4: I'd go home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm at home girl too.
Speaker 4: And then do you know what it also is is
Speaker 4: just packing all of your stuff.
Speaker 3: See my gyms like got the wellness center in it
Speaker 3: as well, So like a workout to a sauna, to esteem,
Speaker 3: to a spa, to an ice bath and then I
Speaker 3: might have like a treatment afterwards, you know, hours you
Speaker 3: need to change the wilful gym in thebators into like cumps.
Speaker 1: But then the wet floor too. You putting your dry
Speaker 1: clothes on the keep.
Speaker 3: It pretty clean, and that you have thongs. No, I'm
Speaker 3: not No, these these bathrooms are beautiful.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So we used to go camping as kids, like
Speaker 7: down over Christmas and Mum always said you have to
Speaker 7: pack your thongs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, the caravans in the commune shower. You don't
Speaker 1: want to catch what darreling van.
Speaker 3: Fors got itchy feet for the Wow, there's.
Speaker 4: Change rooms?
Speaker 1: What was that?
Speaker 4: Dad used to get them at the footy club? Change
Speaker 4: rooms really just have tenure.
Speaker 3: Well I just piss on each other's face and yeah, seed,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 4: How did you go?
Speaker 3: How's your experience?
Speaker 1: This g just went down and moved the Tesla.
Speaker 5: I've moved the Tesla a couple of times now. The
Speaker 5: usually have a pretty good experience. But much like you,
Speaker 5: how did you.
Speaker 3: Go getting the charging back in the.
Speaker 5: The charging cable is a different story. It was really
Speaker 5: stuck in there, and obviously it's quite a secure device.
Speaker 5: So I had your phone and I was trying to
Speaker 5: unlock it. A new game with the editorial, But.
Speaker 6: I just think the command on the phone.
Speaker 4: Wait you can unlock it with your phone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the that's the start of it.
Speaker 1: Mate. When I borrowed Laurence car because I want to
Speaker 1: see what it'd be like, I mean Tesla. When I
Speaker 1: was looking to buy a car, she just sent me
Speaker 1: an approval for the app. So my phone then was
Speaker 1: the car key.
Speaker 4: I didn't know you could do that.
Speaker 3: Well, I could take the horn down there, turn the
Speaker 3: headlights and I can do it.
Speaker 1: All right now on the light shop, you should light.
Speaker 5: But I was trying to unlock the charging ca I
Speaker 5: did accidentally open the front to close that, but yeah,
Speaker 5: it just wasn't releasing on the phone, so I couldn't
Speaker 5: pull the charging holes whatever you call it.
Speaker 1: Cut it off.
Speaker 6: Well, No, I didn't want to pull.
Speaker 5: Too hard because usually when you pull too hard, bad
Speaker 5: things happen. And then I had to get in the car.
Speaker 3: No one wants to pull too hard.
Speaker 6: To get in the car.
Speaker 5: And your tip actually worked, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4: What are you driving Corolla Electric? No, you look like
Speaker 4: it's really banged up at the moment. Fixed up?
Speaker 1: You know how you smash the ex's car? Yes, because
Speaker 1: the breakup happened soon.
Speaker 4: After the ac you know I never paid for it, offered. No,
Speaker 4: he didn't really care.
Speaker 7: Kind of gave his car a little you know, it
Speaker 7: just made it look a bit more tougher.
Speaker 4: I think he liked. No, I never paid. Well, I
Speaker 4: did offer to pay for it.
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks for smashing it, doll. Car look perfect now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then should I get a ram?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, And just trying to get that down in the basement.
Speaker 1: Anyone want to come and do the Tan today?
Speaker 3: You're not in exercise?
Speaker 6: Key though I ran yesterday.
Speaker 1: I mean boardies, what's that?
Speaker 6: I ran the time yesterday.
Speaker 3: I was meant to make someone there at eleven, but
Speaker 3: I can't because I've got to go to meet a
Speaker 3: meet him.
Speaker 1: Who is it, Cauble Brown? Frank, you're doing the TAN
Speaker 1: with Campbell?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're doing on Tuesdays.
Speaker 6: He does that off every Tuesday, Tuesdays on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Every Tuesday, well not every Tuesday. We've just been talking
Speaker 3: about doing it on Tuesday, the last.
Speaker 6: Tuesday clockwise around.
Speaker 3: I would normally do it today, but up the hill.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to go up the hill.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because all the way otherwise, if you go the
Speaker 5: opposite way, it's it's a gentle incline. The whole way around.
Speaker 5: The first time I run it, I went the wrong way.
Speaker 1: So you always got to go every think that's an
Speaker 1: easy way.
Speaker 3: No, No, you can go out the way people do
Speaker 3: go out the way stunning.
Speaker 1: Was it heaving in lockdown?
Speaker 6: I wasn't here, That's right, I wasn't here.
Speaker 4: I also wasn't here.
Speaker 1: Good chat.
Speaker 5: So you were the only one in Melbourne, but you
Speaker 5: didn't go to the time.
Speaker 1: I wasn't loud. It was more than five cars.
Speaker 6: But the second lockdown lifted, you didn't go to the.
Speaker 1: I ran to the t.
Speaker 4: I did hear it was heaving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine gen Z was the tan heaving during lockdown.
Speaker 2: She wasn't here.
Speaker 6: She was.
Speaker 2: In Bristol, the town.
Speaker 1: What's this lockdown?
Speaker 2: I lived in Port Douglas and there was no lockdown.
Speaker 6: No, No, I worked.
Speaker 3: I was in barn There was no lockdown in Barrons.
Speaker 1: So were you scuba diving and ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was doing the docker in COVID.
Speaker 1: You know she's an Emmy winner.
Speaker 4: Really I didn't know that. Wait, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1: And you won't believe what board Byby's dad's on.
Speaker 2: What's a board?
Speaker 1: A board?
Speaker 6: You know what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: I really wish I did.
Speaker 6: His dad is on the board from balls?
Speaker 2: What ball is?
Speaker 1: So you know like those giants, big plastic balls you
Speaker 1: get it and rolled down.
Speaker 4: I was thinking the giant plastic wheel.
Speaker 1: Hip. He's on the board.
Speaker 6: That's he's on the board for.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you're so fascinated about it.
Speaker 1: I just think it's very fascinating that they have a board.
Speaker 6: I just ya, that's a big business.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 6: Team is so absorbing big.
Speaker 3: So you think you know someone you've never met his dad.
Speaker 5: Wanted to ask his dad hand which is or a business?
Speaker 5: Are turning over paranum?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can I get the financial documents?
Speaker 6: You'll have the reports.
Speaker 2: It's true, we should get one in here, get it
Speaker 2: in one.
Speaker 3: But if it's release it.
Speaker 6: But he's on the board.
Speaker 1: If he's on the board, we can give you your
Speaker 1: classified documents. Release the documents work for Trump.
Speaker 6: There are things that you can do when you're on
Speaker 6: the board.
Speaker 1: Are you ready makes grade again?
Speaker 3: Because it was invented by the keyweights, the New Zealand,
Speaker 3: the global zor ball market will grow at a compound
Speaker 3: and your growth rate of six percent?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 3: What was that so global Zor ball market sales revenue
Speaker 3: is all locked in private. The ball, alternatively called the
Speaker 3: human Hamster ball's an inflatable sphere that he's transparent and
Speaker 3: utilized in both recreational and sporting purposes.
Speaker 1: You know, have you seen people play or soccer?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I did? Was it good?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 6: And for a books party? Is it's just so danger Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's so dangerous. He came out and used my electric
Speaker 1: bike and he gets off the electric because all dangerous.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be on the reel.
Speaker 2: And then there's me flying past with helmets.
Speaker 5: You're no, no, no, look, I do all the things,
Speaker 5: but I just know that they're dangerous, so dangerous. And
Speaker 5: then we made we made the groom do one final
Speaker 5: gauntlet run like when you finished the Brilliant, when you
Speaker 5: finished the soccer, the soccer soccer. There's like twenty dudes
Speaker 5: running at him and obviously you just get absolutely bounced
Speaker 5: out of the way.
Speaker 4: You would do some damage in those things.
Speaker 6: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It is almost broken back was both spinal.
Speaker 3: My back is broken.
Speaker 6: He broke his back. Dad was broken.
Speaker 4: Broke.
Speaker 3: Who was I listening to the other day And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, it sounds like Mike Gaisan's
Speaker 3: son Final.
Speaker 1: You need to go and listen to Great I'm SmartLess.
Speaker 3: Oh I listened to it yesterday, I said Jason text
Speaker 3: saying you Grant, I was SmartLess. He's one of the
Speaker 3: funniest things. He's miserable, cranky, he's charming. Oh man, arm
Speaker 3: him so much, and he just hates everything. He's sensational.
Speaker 1: It's the home line for me. Everyone loves being at home.
Speaker 3: Were they talking about how how people aren't watching sick
Speaker 3: you going to the cinema anymore except for horror films
Speaker 3: because people like being scared in a group are supposed
Speaker 3: to at home. And they were like, well, I think
Speaker 3: comedy people enjoy comedy together, so they couldn't work out,
Speaker 3: like comedy movies weren't doing well and white people are streaming.
Speaker 2: And then the other guys on smartlest like, well.
Speaker 3: Streaming is great because you get to stay home and
Speaker 3: you're in your have your place, and he was like,
Speaker 3: oh no, staying at home is my idea of help.
Speaker 3: He's got four kids and what do you say, I'm
Speaker 3: married to a terrifyingly large Swedish woman. He's so good.
Speaker 3: You got to listen to it. He's so funny about it.
Speaker 2: He's good on hot wings, hot ones him, And I'm thinking, I.
Speaker 1: Just fucking jack Man.
Speaker 6: I just knew you were going to get that wrong.
Speaker 1: Are you too? When you said he was going to
Speaker 1: hot ones?
Speaker 6: What did you say yesterday? That was just totally Kevin Walters.
Speaker 3: Who's Kevin Walter guy?
Speaker 6: Yesterday?
Speaker 5: Ali, And then before you guys got in, was like, oh,
Speaker 5: he's the dad of so many who works in nover
Speaker 5: Prisbone and that's Mitch.
Speaker 1: Lewis and he's dad Wally Lewis.
Speaker 5: Like there's there's no similarities there.
Speaker 2: And he came and came and the Brisbane.
Speaker 3: I love the same girl who went to a driver's
Speaker 3: last appointment a week also seven eleven days.
Speaker 1: On the seventh eleven, I was happy. Question yesterday when
Speaker 1: we went to.
Speaker 2: The Captain, such a big deal, bro.
Speaker 1: Look he's got the equipment. I've got my questions. I
Speaker 1: turned around and I made over, here is carrying her
Speaker 1: giant fucking frank green water.
Speaker 3: About that everyone's carrying.
Speaker 6: The thing was.
Speaker 1: Dropped it and I picked up noticed this tiny bit
Speaker 1: of water that we never know.
Speaker 3: That's annoying to be carried around.
Speaker 2: Well, hold up. I bet you if I didn't bring it,
Speaker 2: he would be complaining.
Speaker 5: But you there, you have three microphones coming out of
Speaker 5: the Zoom audio recorder. And then as we were navigating
Speaker 5: through through the gauntlet of recorders and laughing at us,
Speaker 5: Jays was holding one wired micro holding the other and
Speaker 5: waiting there.
Speaker 6: But they were as we were walking through, they were
Speaker 6: going around.
Speaker 3: We were separate people, and we were getting tangled going separate.
Speaker 3: If we request separate, might.
Speaker 1: Sarah our bosses in town Sair, can we get some
Speaker 1: new mic equipment for all the off site recording.
Speaker 3: He's embarrassing. We roll in looking like an octopus's legs
Speaker 3: all tangled out. Well, every other journey has.
Speaker 2: Like what grab a go you know what else we need?
Speaker 2: We need the microphone thing that has then over on it.
Speaker 1: We do need that. Yeah, don't we have a noob
Speaker 1: on our no I felt very And then and then
Speaker 1: Lauren our not blew off in the wind to.
Speaker 6: Run out in front of marble, in front of all
Speaker 6: the run you would have been one.
Speaker 5: Jase had to get as I had to chase MICA's
Speaker 5: BoNT and Petty and say are you are you doing
Speaker 5: for the day. He's like yeah, I'm doing mate, literally running,
Speaker 5: I'm down there getting the winds.
Speaker 3: Do you embarrass us?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: No, you embarrassed himself?
Speaker 3: Not out four and there there's what eighteen clubs, So
Speaker 3: I'm assuming they didn't all go swimmingly.
Speaker 6: The small fries they left. They knew the hours and
Speaker 6: chatted too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some good footy questions in there.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you tell me one more time
Speaker 3: that you had good footy questions, I mean, well I.
Speaker 1: Got to take because they weren't in the audio. You
Speaker 1: were after Uni Black.
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go after.
Speaker 1: Wings.
Speaker 7: So lucky they've got spell tech these days. Why because
Speaker 7: I'd just be I just wouldn't do.
Speaker 5: When Claudia is in the Apple Store the other day
Speaker 5: getting her new phone, one of the Apple Genius not nerds,
Speaker 5: and with the new iOS eighteen, Apple Intelligence whatever apparently
Speaker 5: you can see come down definitely eighteen, I think, I think.
Speaker 5: And you can select a whole paragraph and ask it
Speaker 5: to make make it sound more intelligent that on.
Speaker 3: Instagram when you chat to people. You can make this funnier,
Speaker 3: make this, make me sound smarter, make me sound like
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 1: You should have put that description in the io teag.
Speaker 3: Just thing in text messages and people say so you
Speaker 3: couldn't even get the ledge in.
Speaker 2: Then when people send you like five text messages in
Speaker 2: a row, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know about this groups like it.
Speaker 2: Really has an expression of love for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it gathered it groups them all together. You'll
Speaker 3: be in big trouble if people start grouping your text
Speaker 3: messages together.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, not to other people. But if you set
Speaker 3: me like four texts, it'll say it's very annoyed at you.
Speaker 3: And it's like your four angry texts that you send me.
Speaker 3: And you might send someone something instantly and it might
Speaker 3: say Jason sending you affection and you might not be
Speaker 3: meaning to send someone affection. If you get you in.
Speaker 6: Charge, Frankston is trying to contact you urgently.
Speaker 4: Really the new update, Frankston?
Speaker 2: Who what's the Franks? Okay, lossy, take your messages. It's
Speaker 2: gonna it's going to group them for you.
Speaker 3: He's trying to do a business deal. Maybe that might be.
Speaker 1: Trying to business Jimmy Saturday Night Sydney is trying to
Speaker 1: show you affection.
Speaker 2: Look at your messages?
Speaker 4: Wait, are you going to group them up? That's like,
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like change. And the email now there's
Speaker 1: primary email, there's bills.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go.
Speaker 5: Jon la Lauren wake up feeling good.
Speaker 3: Number one hundred Lauren on socials