1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:03,519 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitz and whipp A podcast Habby 2 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: Father's Day for all the dads out there on Sunday 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,079 Speaker 1: if you haven't got your dad something yet, just is 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: your day to get out there and write a few words. 5 00:00:12,039 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: You know. 6 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:13,560 Speaker 2: That's all we want. 7 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 3: In life and a cuddle, big cuddles, gloves, cuddles, breakfasting, 8 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 3: bad lunch in bed, dinner and bed. It would be 9 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 3: great too if I can have the entire day off 10 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 3: and in your golf shirt, maybe some. 11 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 1: Time to play golf. 12 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 2: And yeah, simulator, great, you have some new drivers? 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 4: Did you see? 14 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,120 Speaker 2: I mean, I couldn't believe this, but I picked up 15 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 2: the Daily Telegraph and Harvey Norman had advertised it. You 16 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 2: see that they're selling big Buck Hunter. 17 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 3: Expensive was it? 18 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 2: It's Thursday hundred but is expensive? 19 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can buy. 20 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 2: Oh she's lucky. I got that Hunter big on Sunday. 21 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 3: Now hold up to go on? What did you ask 22 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 3: Frontie to buy you for Father's show? The exact same 23 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:00,680 Speaker 3: ad five hundred dollars for a complete seat steering wheel 24 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 3: racing reeg, what a cool thing. You ready got the 25 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 3: aeroplane simulator. The aeroplane simulator and apparently I couldn't because 26 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 3: real dads don't play video games. 27 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 2: Get off it, mate, Oh my god, you know what? 28 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 2: And I like we said before, kids, you know all 29 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,759 Speaker 2: we want sometimes is some beautiful words. So what we've done, 30 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 2: We've got Ted Whippers, young Fella and my young fellow 31 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 2: Lenny to write some beautiful words about their dads. 32 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: When you rap that on Friday, you don't know how 33 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: much Dad web away on a Buffy. 34 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 3: The Father's Day edition of wrap Up of the Week. 35 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 2: So it's Ted going first. I get so nervous. 36 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, but when you put your hands in the. 37 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 2: Air, you simply do not care. 38 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 3: Bunny Head is ready to wrap the big fella. 39 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 4: He's seven years old and loves his dad. 40 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: I hope take. 41 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 2: It away, buddy, have your Father's Day. 42 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:09,399 Speaker 1: Dad. 43 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 4: You always impressed. We hope your name is on the 44 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 4: fraternity test. Kids so well with your dad, Whipper, but 45 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 4: we know you was the big double dipper. 46 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: I don't want to drive. 47 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 4: Dad, I don't want to be me. But how many 48 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 4: men were cowboy boots and white jeans. The idea should 49 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 4: be arrested by the fashion police. 50 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 5: You were Camilla. 51 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 4: Kaftan because it was feet won't be your dad. But 52 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 4: eating's not a race, but we wish it was you, 53 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,520 Speaker 4: not the Spaghettian space. You tell us to always work 54 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 4: hard at school, but you pay someone to clean out 55 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 4: our pool. 56 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 5: Well, but we love you so much. 57 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 4: You're superhero as long as you keep our pocket money 58 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 4: above sewer. But thank you for making our life so ritty. 59 00:02:50,080 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 4: We just wish our real dad was fitty. 60 00:02:57,840 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: Until that last bit. 61 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 3: How dare you better than you? 62 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 4: Get out of the house. 63 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 2: He does, He's actually in time. Did well done. He's 64 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: the nine year old Lenny pitch Shello. 65 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 5: What's up? Beats never Fit? You're roasting dad. Lenny's here, 66 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 5: you better tell him. Well, here's the phone and here's the. 67 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 3: Number for the nursing home. 68 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 5: My friends I have mate, He tells them he's called 69 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 5: than the dare straight? Message to you on your daddy, boom, 70 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 5: wake up, fossil LT's twenty twenty two. 71 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: My mom is cool? My mom is hit? 72 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 2: Does she know? She married? 73 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: Our trip? 74 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 5: And the look in the mirror and I staid, Then 75 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 5: I cried because I lose my head. 76 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 3: You passed it down. 77 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 5: These are my jeans. You're like Jack and his Magic beans. 78 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 5: You are deluded, You're a madman. Can I swap dad? 79 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 5: She jack man'll ever buy you? Give you zero joking? 80 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,440 Speaker 5: Dudge you, oh my hero, kind of handsome and watering. 81 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 5: Stop running the end of my wrap, jaggy filter in peace. 82 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 83 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 2: He's gone hard At the end there, Lenny says, what 84 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 2: do we. 85 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 4: Do if I'm choosing between the kids the bolt? 86 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: If you don't choose, love you voice. 87 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 3: The folk had a bottle of 88 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitz and Whipper podcast.