WEBVTT - How Fitzy Is Spoiling His 'Lucky' Wife For Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you the morning every day, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's better than fifty on a Friday, but

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<v Speaker 2>more specifically fitsy on Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Great man, don't believe in it. Do not believe in it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, maybe early on in a relationship, but

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<v Speaker 3>you've got to do so. You've got to squash Valentine's

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<v Speaker 3>Day about two to three years into the relationship. Cost

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<v Speaker 3>too much money. It's just deployed to get more money

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<v Speaker 3>out of people. You played triple the price for flowers.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it. Yeah, oh's the old on the radio?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? Do you know what? The blokes

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<v Speaker 2>didn't love you enough or read it.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, yeah, I agree with you. I reckon a

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<v Speaker 4>man can show his love and show his true colors

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<v Speaker 4>by being good to his wife day in, day out.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, And look, I've got to be honest with you, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I did buy something for BJ for Valentine's Day this year,

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<v Speaker 3>and she will love live golf today with dom dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>You can we ask? Can we ask? How did you

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<v Speaker 2>and BJ meets? Like? Was it a little romantic setting?

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<v Speaker 3>The first time we sort of got close was at

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<v Speaker 3>the Big day out two thousand and five. It was

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<v Speaker 3>in the boiler room. Chemical brothers were playing, and let's

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<v Speaker 3>just say.

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<v Speaker 5>There's plenty of those going through the system. But the

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<v Speaker 5>first time I saw bj and I knew Hazy, I

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<v Speaker 5>said to my mates, I will marry that girl one day.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it Savvy nightclub? Savvy?

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<v Speaker 3>Remember the Savvy?

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<v Speaker 2>I used to go to Savvy and I used to

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<v Speaker 2>say that same sentence every weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the romance of that story is just blinding me away.

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<v Speaker 4>It's stunning and beautiful. The other thing I want to

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<v Speaker 4>ask you we've been talking during the week is cologne. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>so we're reminiscing about the colognees back in the day.

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<v Speaker 4>For women, it was you. It was your Sunflower red door,

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<v Speaker 4>all the Elizabeth Arden's. A bit of impulse was thrown

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<v Speaker 4>into and then Hazy was telling us that Dupe was

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<v Speaker 4>his cologne, and I was shocked to the core when

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<v Speaker 4>he produced a flag. Both said that they will break

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<v Speaker 4>up the top on the net, on the wrist maybe,

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<v Speaker 4>and then chuck one in the jocks. Can you is that?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't go for the genital region.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't spray down there at all. Haze. I used to.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to use a bit of tower compowder every

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<v Speaker 3>now and then, which wasn't very masculine down at the

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<v Speaker 3>club when you get your powder out.

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<v Speaker 2>But no John's disease.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to hate b disease, which was sweaty bum disease.

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<v Speaker 2>That is extremely unattractive. I could only imagine.

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<v Speaker 3>No, But being a good Southern boy, I used to

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<v Speaker 3>wear Essence of Desperation quite a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I had jazz, do you remember.

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<v Speaker 4>Ja, Yes, yes, yeah, a white bottle, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>And it was only the only French I knew back

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<v Speaker 3>in the day, and I thought I was quite cultured.

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<v Speaker 3>Was Jean Paul goes here. I remember it was in that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was in that bottle that was muscular man the bottle.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Yeahlue, but you were calling it John Paul guitar.

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<v Speaker 2>Guitar girls. I'm wearing what could have been achieved though,

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<v Speaker 2>if you had done the spray downstairs, I mean, who

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<v Speaker 2>knows what the possibilities could have been.

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunately, there was no one hovering around there for a

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<v Speaker 3>very long time, so I didn't need to.

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<v Speaker 4>We called it the spray and desperation.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, whatever your routine was I'm more than happy

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<v Speaker 3>for you to do. But some of some of the

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<v Speaker 3>after shapes that we got from petrol stations, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>spray it down. You may have broken out in a

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<v Speaker 3>fair bit of a rack.

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<v Speaker 4>As always an absolute pleasure to talk to you about,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, all things cologne in your nether regions. It's

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<v Speaker 4>so much fun. Let's do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Next is all.

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<v Speaker 3>About there I see it, Dom Dollard and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Battle of the Banker is a chance for you to

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<v Speaker 2>choose the music with a bit of a twist this

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<v Speaker 2>time around. So we do as we go to a

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<v Speaker 2>specific year as a year generator, and then we've got

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<v Speaker 2>six songs to choose from blindly yes.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's almost like the voice where we have to

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<v Speaker 4>hit our button and turn our chair when we hear

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<v Speaker 4>a song that we that picks our interests.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be Delta Goodwam, you can be gacebas in this space.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Delta very good. Got a few dance moves this.

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<v Speaker 2>Side, very good? Alright, So produce a flak. He is

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<v Speaker 2>ready to go. Hit this little button for us. Flag

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<v Speaker 2>what we got here? We got okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Ten, I think I was pregnant or mind you? I

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<v Speaker 4>was pregnant for the better part of the decades.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. That's true. Who knows Good be pregnant? Now

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<v Speaker 2>you don't.

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<v Speaker 4>It's definitely not pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say everyone knows the year where they

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<v Speaker 2>were in their absolute best Nick of their life?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Is in physically?

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<v Speaker 2>Physically? I think everyone knows strongest I'd like to look

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<v Speaker 2>at physically in the weights room. For me, it was

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<v Speaker 2>twenty ten.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I have never been better Nick than I was in

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<v Speaker 2>twenty ten. I was at my absolute prompt.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, I'll be the judge of that. Do you

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<v Speaker 4>have any photos?

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<v Speaker 2>Possibly? What what you want to see?

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<v Speaker 4>Photos of him with no shirt on and he's going

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<v Speaker 4>to talk the talk. It needs to walk the walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I have some photos?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh? My gosh, Yes, you're very confident about twenty ten.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been the best Nick Good. It's been downhill from

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<v Speaker 2>there though. That's a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>What was the best to you of your life in

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<v Speaker 4>terms of being good Nick?

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<v Speaker 6>It's probably going to be twenty twenty eight. Okay, three years,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm pretty lazy twenty nine enough? All right, here we go,

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<v Speaker 6>all right, so should we get stuck in this first song?

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<v Speaker 6>Remember you have to choose one, and if you get

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<v Speaker 6>to the end and you haven't chosen one, you just

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<v Speaker 6>get the last song.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go, here we go. Oh gosh, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>last six.

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<v Speaker 4>I was gonna win.

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<v Speaker 2>N No, okay, six interesting? Six gets past? Alright? Should

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<v Speaker 2>we go again? Come out?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm out?

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<v Speaker 2>None?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Hey wow, I feel like this water comes to.

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<v Speaker 2>Song last?

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<v Speaker 6>Anyone?

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<v Speaker 3>Alright?

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<v Speaker 2>That is song three? He wrote the song four. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>straight sand the issue. He's only got two songs after this,

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<v Speaker 2>all Joe that she goes. Well done.

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<v Speaker 6>Jody chooses Duck Sauce Barbara streisand as her Battle of

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<v Speaker 6>the banging.

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<v Speaker 2>For this week. Can I just ask you as well

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<v Speaker 2>your top five Duck Sawce songs? All right, So I

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<v Speaker 2>got two songs left. Have the press is on? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I know I should have gone Duck Sauce. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>next song and turn me on this song six? So

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<v Speaker 2>I have to go with this. So that is the rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Jody has her song. Whatever this next song is? Is

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<v Speaker 2>your song? Good temperature?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh gosh?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well I don't have a choice anyway, So

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<v Speaker 2>I was always going to celebrate, right, I'm happy with

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<v Speaker 2>that though. The tempera trap Jody, your.

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<v Speaker 4>Song farbarstrives it by peking duck.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all ok. At least time she's got an excuse

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<v Speaker 2>not to know the music. And Hazy your song Sweet

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<v Speaker 2>Disposition the temper trap.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you want from me? Is a good song?

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<v Speaker 2>You missed it too late?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, do you know what this competition feels like?

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<v Speaker 4>When you have an argument with someone and then you

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<v Speaker 4>walk away and then two hours later you go.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll work up in the middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 1>The following segment is the mature audiences only and may

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<v Speaker 1>contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see it. If easily offended, well, you're about to

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<v Speaker 1>find out just how easily your father.

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<v Speaker 2>He's on the money.

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<v Speaker 4>Jody and Hazy six nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just shake it out, Joe's get it out of

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<v Speaker 2>our sistance before we straighten up half at seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>All those dirty thoughts, especially on Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 4>Day, Well, Valentine's Day is supposed to be a beautiful

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<v Speaker 4>time of the year where we celebrate love, because who

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't love love? Oh that's right, people who've been burnt

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<v Speaker 4>by a man. And now there is your opportunity for

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<v Speaker 4>absolute revenge. What about this, name a turd after a turd?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, finally we're speaking to this gruntled single people.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so the Memphis who is offering a unique opportunity

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<v Speaker 4>to send a stinking surprise to an next this Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 4>Let the elephant do the talking, is what they say,

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<v Speaker 4>Name a turd after a turd. With the dumping option,

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<v Speaker 4>you get a digital thank you card plus a stinky

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<v Speaker 4>video to share. At the end of the campaign will

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<v Speaker 4>reveal the most popular aim. So make your move. So basically,

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<v Speaker 4>the elephant poos, they film it, and then they send

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<v Speaker 4>it to your ex.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't I can't press this enough. Do you know

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<v Speaker 2>I just done this as well, Like I admire entrepreneurs,

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<v Speaker 2>and I admire people who've scanned the room and scan

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<v Speaker 2>situations and think, how can I make money from this?

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<v Speaker 2>Who at Memphis Zoo has seen a big old pile

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<v Speaker 2>of elephant shit and be like, guess what, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to make some money from that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I was well done. It's a zookeeper that's been burnt.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a zookeeper that's been in a relationship. And he

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<v Speaker 4>promised her, He said to her, I will marry you

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<v Speaker 4>you're the one. And then she spent eight years with him,

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<v Speaker 4>the best years of her damn life, working hard at

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<v Speaker 4>the zoo, coming home to him, Jimmy, let's call him.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Jimmy has gone and dumped her for a

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<v Speaker 4>best friend. She's angry.

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<v Speaker 2>She's angry, World, I'm Jimmy because you sent her a

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<v Speaker 2>photo of elephant Pooh. You showed her. Well, hey, what

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<v Speaker 2>do this though? As well? Over in the UK, Business

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<v Speaker 2>Waste dot Code have launched a competition to put get

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<v Speaker 2>X's name on a bin. Oh direct quote from many people,

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<v Speaker 2>the memories they have, their exts are quite simply rubbish.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Mark Hall. He's a co founder of Business

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<v Speaker 2>wasteock code dot UK. With over fifty thousand bins throughout

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<v Speaker 2>the UK, we wanted to put them to good use

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<v Speaker 2>and offer people the chance to take the trash out

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<v Speaker 2>by naming a bin after their ex nice.

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<v Speaker 4>If anyone that comes to mind that you think this

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<v Speaker 4>Valentine's Day you would like to basically well, let's say

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<v Speaker 4>shit on, No, I know I'm with you, I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>It's almost like I don't. I don't give it in

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<v Speaker 4>There is no one's living rent free in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what I mean, not that you talk

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<v Speaker 2>about on air.

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<v Speaker 4>No, okay, turn those mics off and I'll go my hand. Saturday,

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<v Speaker 4>somebody royally forked up.

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<v Speaker 2>The top four things that forked up this week produce

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<v Speaker 2>a flat Come on, why are we doing this? This

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<v Speaker 2>is tough.

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<v Speaker 6>This is all about learning accountability, as you said, and

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<v Speaker 6>getting better for next week.

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<v Speaker 2>And let's be hon it. This is a great show,

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<v Speaker 2>but you do fork it up a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, hurtful? Okay, what you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Number four?

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<v Speaker 6>When it comes to telling a story, Jody, the word

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<v Speaker 6>don't can really change the entire outcome.

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<v Speaker 4>So I have a list here, assembled by a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of Arizona divorce attorneys, of the top three professions that

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<v Speaker 4>like to cheat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this could be a little bit confronting.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, I've got that wrong. Who don't like to cheasep.

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<v Speaker 2>Huge difference. There is a massive difference from the most

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<v Speaker 2>wholesome people on the planets of the opposite exactly. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that one was farmer farm.

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<v Speaker 4>You talk about why are you calling his dirty birds?

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<v Speaker 4>We physically are unable to there's no one around the ge.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming in at number three this week, hazy, We learnt

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<v Speaker 6>your son loves to put things in the toilet, something

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<v Speaker 6>that fits in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, well, I know exactly what to do

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<v Speaker 2>with this. Do do do?

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<v Speaker 4>Do? Do?

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<v Speaker 2>Take sit over to the toilet, and it's almost like

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<v Speaker 2>it comes back to do. You're welcoming. That's my son, Sonny.

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<v Speaker 2>He flush himself if he could.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, didn't flush some of Carra's makeup down the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, couldn't get it down though, Oh in a pool

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<v Speaker 2>of urine.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh it's great you say this, because that's where the

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<v Speaker 6>fork up comes in. Number one, not flushing your own

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<v Speaker 6>number one. Number two also not really grasping makeup, really

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<v Speaker 6>really extensive number one in there and a long tube

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<v Speaker 6>of makeup.

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<v Speaker 2>That was Cars. It could be good, just sort of

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<v Speaker 2>bobbing in there.

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<v Speaker 4>What sort of tube?

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? I don't know what the brand was,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know Cars spoken about it before. She said

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<v Speaker 2>it's very very expensive.

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<v Speaker 4>Just give me what kind of makeup was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Face makeup? And that's the most under pressure and stressful

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<v Speaker 2>I've ever been on this show. You know, until you

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<v Speaker 2>can throw anything at you and you genuinely have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's the first moment of like I

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<v Speaker 2>have nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, I'm here to tell you it's not

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<v Speaker 4>the first moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Did we get to the bottom of what it was? No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's broad in general facial makeup.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming in at number two for the Top four forur

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<v Speaker 6>Cups this week, Jody, you told this fantastic story about

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<v Speaker 6>meeting golfer Sergio Garcia. Yeah, here for Livegolf, the for Cup.

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<v Speaker 6>What the hell was that accent? Because he's from Spain.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I sat down and he saw the moon boot

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<v Speaker 4>and he said, I said, what have you done? Said, well,

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<v Speaker 4>my husband was being annoying, so I kicked him as

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<v Speaker 4>a joke, and so he was like, Oh, anyway, at

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<v Speaker 4>the end of the press conferences, I'm trying to struggle

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<v Speaker 4>out of the beanbag on my foot. He goes, next

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<v Speaker 4>time you get him with the other leg.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome. Also, not sure whether he's Spanish or Russian.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Also it could be the count. How many managers have

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<v Speaker 2>you won one major? Do the laugh? Oh, surgery, I

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<v Speaker 2>find something funny.

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<v Speaker 6>Coming in at number one for the Top four four.

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<v Speaker 2>Cups this week.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't be real, Please don't be me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not you.

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<v Speaker 6>It's hazy and a little bit me when we thought

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<v Speaker 6>we were sharing a pretty well known fact that as

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<v Speaker 6>younger men we would sprayk alone in our pants, and yes.

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<v Speaker 2>We forked up, that is actually what you do. And

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<v Speaker 2>then years later I would be having a conversation with

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<v Speaker 2>my friend down there and he'd be like, why the

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<v Speaker 2>hell are you spraying me? Mate? No one comes to visit.

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<v Speaker 4>It was more of a spray in hope.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have listened to him. He's like, you're wasting it.

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<v Speaker 6>On your face.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still convinced that there was an entire army of

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<v Speaker 2>men who used to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, no, because we put the call out because we said, literally,

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<v Speaker 4>you live on Dubailand by yourself. And I think there

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<v Speaker 4>were two other people. One of them was a bloke,

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<v Speaker 4>the other one was a woman, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for the fork ups. We'll work

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<v Speaker 2>on that. Who's winning Valentine's Day, Who's taken it to

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<v Speaker 2>the next levels? Because sometimes if it's hit and miss.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you one thing. Though Australians expected to spend

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<v Speaker 2>five hundred million dollars today on Valentine's Day, that is

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<v Speaker 2>a big increase from last year. Response Wow, we're spending

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<v Speaker 2>more and more. So when I'm starting to think, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's sort of fizzling out, No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 2>We're getting more and more around Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't have picked that. I would have thought people

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<v Speaker 4>are getting more and more jaded. That's the feedback I get,

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<v Speaker 4>Like Valentine's Day is such a crop. And I'll tell

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<v Speaker 4>you what is a real trend at the moment is

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<v Speaker 4>Gallantine's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Gallantine's Day.

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<v Speaker 4>So my daughter, who's thirteen, came. I said, I've got

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<v Speaker 4>to get my Gallantine's Day present for my friend. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>what even is that. She's like, I don't know. I've

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<v Speaker 4>just got to get us some chocolates.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Well it is apparently. So it's like if you don't

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<v Speaker 4>have a partner, then you appreciate your girlfriends, which is nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you got a nice text from your husband this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>It said happy v Day. That is it?

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<v Speaker 2>That works?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, that's so nice. What did you

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<v Speaker 4>get me? And he wrote, you want to live golf.

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<v Speaker 4>You went to the party on Wednesday night before, had

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<v Speaker 4>your present and then and then he's followed up, what

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<v Speaker 4>about this He's followed up with speaking of can you

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<v Speaker 4>transfer the babysitter some cash?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that's a little bit romantic.

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<v Speaker 4>Not only did I go to a golf party for

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<v Speaker 4>Valentine's Day, I had to pay for the babysitter.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's being organized. That's a very sexy day. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going a message ACUI message this morning at five one am.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he would go chee. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>get hot and bother at work. It says the cat

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<v Speaker 2>has brought an effing live mouse in what the fffff?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, it's a gift for Valentine's Day? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you thank him? And my wife Kara said, I can

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<v Speaker 2>just hear him and it's running around the land room.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's too old for this shit. And

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<v Speaker 2>I laughed at that, and then I got a response

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes ago saying, f yi, he ate it. I

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<v Speaker 2>found it's intestine. The romance is alive and well in

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<v Speaker 2>the Hayes household.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh not like Houston the cat in that form bloody mouse? No,

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<v Speaker 4>oh wow, God, isn't the romance just alive and kicking

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<v Speaker 4>in the in Thees household? Bloody mouse?

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<v Speaker 2>Thurteen twenty four ten. Who's winning Valentine's Day today? Some

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<v Speaker 2>Keith Urban tickets up for grab. Samantha from Folman, Good

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<v Speaker 2>morning to.

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<v Speaker 4>You, good morning, good morning. Okay, so are you prepared

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<v Speaker 4>or is it your partner?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my husband is well prepared. He took me last

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<v Speaker 3>weekend to choose my valance side Valentine's thank you, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's been on my bedside table for a week.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, have you opened it?

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<v Speaker 3>I have opened it this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a Tangora charm Ti hearts.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's beautiful, Samantha. He's done very very well. Well done.

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<v Speaker 4>Heather from Torrence Park, Good morning, Hey, you going so well?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you? Who's kicking some Valentine's Day goals?

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<v Speaker 2>My daughter and their engagement to night. That's lovely perfect,

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<v Speaker 2>not for it too. I think they win.

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<v Speaker 4>And the thing is before they realized the Valentine's Day,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple of days. There you go, yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 5>That works.

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<v Speaker 2>Two birds, one stone.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that story you just told about Houston the

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<v Speaker 4>cat eating a mouse this morning? I'm sad because do

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<v Speaker 4>you know what? That mouse has probably got a partner

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<v Speaker 4>at home, like a little boyfriend. That's sitting there. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like set up the table when it's got candles and

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<v Speaker 4>it's given for fair and now he's not coming home

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<v Speaker 4>on Valentine's Day. That's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really quite morbid, isn't it. Maybe it's a little

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<v Speaker 2>dirty mouse. You don't know what Why was he out

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<v Speaker 2>and about? That's true in the early hours of a

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<v Speaker 2>Thursday morning. Now maybe you got what was coming to it?

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<v Speaker 4>Now the mouse girlfriends like, screw exactly what was coming to?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you to Samantha and how that you guys are

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<v Speaker 2>on the stand by our list. We're going to draw

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<v Speaker 2>some Keith Urban tickets a little bit later on Wrong Battles.

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<v Speaker 2>The year is twenty ten. It's a real solid opportunity

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<v Speaker 2>for you to choose the music. We get told with

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<v Speaker 2>and we get a bunch of songs put in front

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<v Speaker 2>of us, and we don't know what's coming on. We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to blindly choose it. I think sort of voice

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<v Speaker 2>but e style. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know what he's saying. No one else does

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<v Speaker 4>because I speak hazy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 4>So basically I jumped in I think around song number

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<v Speaker 4>three and chose.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, which was sow you song what do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Got duck sauce?

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<v Speaker 2>Bye? No, I just said it duck source. That's right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a.

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<v Speaker 4>Song I've totally forgotten.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll come on irustrated, all right. So that was song

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<v Speaker 2>for and I still had made a selection after song.

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<v Speaker 4>Six, which is fraught with danger.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty risky, isn't that?

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<v Speaker 4>Song six can either be the best song or the

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<v Speaker 4>worst song?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I got really lucky sweetness position by the temper

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<v Speaker 2>trap and it just tickles my soul. I'll say that much. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So all you had to do with folks on our

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<v Speaker 4>Instagram page at Jodie and Hazy, and we have come

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<v Speaker 4>up with a winner. Camera guy Josh joins us in

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<v Speaker 4>the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Yoshi, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I just say really quickly Barbara streisand has two

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<v Speaker 6>words in it?

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<v Speaker 2>And you forgot the name of the song, correct, Josh?

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic ovation. It's mind blowing, isn't it something? So what

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<v Speaker 2>do won't people vote for my song? Because you told

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<v Speaker 2>people to vote for a different song at the start.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like peaking duck anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>And also also to be fair, my song has Barbara

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<v Speaker 4>in it. How many Barbaras are being born these days?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little baby Barbara.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby Barb, look at she's good?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't she beautiful?

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<v Speaker 2>She's registered a complaint? How very barbara of you? All right, Josh,

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<v Speaker 2>the time has come. Would you like a little drum roll?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love a drum roll? Play? What do we go?

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<v Speaker 2>Get ready to have your soul tickled? Andrew Hayes, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the temper traps week disposition. OK, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 4>Please for you in a competition that really requires no

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<v Speaker 4>skill you want.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't say that if you win next week, that will.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an alarming statistic, particularly on Valentine's Day, for

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<v Speaker 2>all the young single men out there. Almost half of

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<v Speaker 2>single men aged eighteen to twenty five have not approached

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<v Speaker 2>a woman in person. Oh my gosh, say that again

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<v Speaker 2>slowly almost half? Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 4>I was, but I just I'm hoping that everyone else

0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:16.399
<v Speaker 4>is listening because this is phenomenal to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost half of men aged eighteen to twenty five have

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<v Speaker 2>never approached a woman in person? Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>That's wow?

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<v Speaker 2>So things have changed, obviously, chance I get that from

0:24:28.920 --> 0:24:31.520
<v Speaker 2>when we were doing it versus now everything's online with

0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:34.280
<v Speaker 2>dating apps and things like that. But there is certainly

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<v Speaker 2>an art to speaking to people in.

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<v Speaker 4>Person to do tell grasshoppers.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know me, I can awkward it up with

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<v Speaker 2>the best of it, Yes you can. But I was

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<v Speaker 2>still part of a generation that had to push through

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<v Speaker 2>that awkwardness. I feel like I'm one who would have

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely subscribed to try and do it online and these

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<v Speaker 2>dating apps, but it wasn't available. And don't get me

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<v Speaker 2>started on calling up a young lady and getting through

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<v Speaker 2>to the parents. It's Andrew, can I speak to your daughter? Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>What about when you, like back in the day when

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<v Speaker 4>you had your phone and it was one of those

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<v Speaker 4>dial up ones by the way, my age here, But

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<v Speaker 4>then you're also but then you also had the extension cards,

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<v Speaker 4>so you could take the phone from your parents room

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<v Speaker 4>into your own room so your brother couldn't hear, and

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<v Speaker 4>then your brother would pick up the other light.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you're saying something which you know is

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<v Speaker 2>outrageous and you hear it in the background. Get off

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<v Speaker 2>the line. How did you and how did you? And

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<v Speaker 2>Greg Man?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we met at work actually in person, so there

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<v Speaker 4>was a bit of confusion. I thought, so I got

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<v Speaker 4>I said to someone that I was working with at

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<v Speaker 4>the time, Oh, he's pretty cute, the guy with the

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<v Speaker 4>blonde hair that I just saw in reception this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>And he goes, oh, no, he's getting married in a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks. And I was like, oh, shame anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>So then at the Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Party, Classic Classic, I had worked.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd been working ten so I came late and he

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<v Speaker 4>was coming in hot, about six peers deep. Oh, and

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<v Speaker 4>so he came up behind me and like a little cat,

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<v Speaker 4>pinched the back of my neck like that, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, excuse me very much, You're getting married in

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<v Speaker 4>a few weeks. What are you doing flirting with me?

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<v Speaker 4>And then I joined some thoughts and realized, no, that

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<v Speaker 4>was his best friend that was getting married.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, so he wasn't a dirty bird after all.

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<v Speaker 2>The old pinch on the back of the neck work

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<v Speaker 2>every time, different generation, different generation. Not a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>neck pinching happening these days.

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<v Speaker 4>How did you InCAR a meat?

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<v Speaker 2>We met at the Prince Albert Hotel on Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Street, Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we knew of each other through mutual friends,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was playing a git there. Yeah, Friday night

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<v Speaker 2>probably doing this too, by the way, you got a locker.

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<v Speaker 4>I do not fascinates me about this study though. So

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<v Speaker 4>if half of the blokes age visually nineteen twenty five

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<v Speaker 4>won't approach a woman in person but more than happy

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<v Speaker 4>to send a DP after two conversations, isn't that weird?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, things change.

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<v Speaker 4>Should they? They wouldn't do that in real life.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, they would not. No oh,