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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and whipp A podcast Diary.

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Speaker 2: I'm Surgery thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved. These stories

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Speaker 2: are often gruesome. But if you can't get to the

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Speaker 2: doctor in time, or maybe you haven't got money to

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Speaker 2: go to the doctor, or if it's an emergency and

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Speaker 2: you've got to operate, you step in and do it yourself.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you just can't be bothered. Maybe one of those

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Speaker 2: people that go, you know what, I'll just stitch it up.

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Speaker 2: I've got a needle, I've got a thread.

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Speaker 3: Doctor. Anybody remember mercure crime?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what was that against?

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Speaker 4: You put it on your toes and stuff.

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Speaker 5: So that drives up, dried up your scabs really quickly.

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Speaker 3: So remember when you would take skin off. You take

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Speaker 3: skin off and it was the color of blood and

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Speaker 3: dad would just.

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Speaker 2: Stain your skin.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Dad would just douse your.

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Speaker 5: Your like wound the womb, just with mecure crime, and

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Speaker 5: then it would scab up really quickly.

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Speaker 2: Remember the other one was like our detthole where you'd

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Speaker 2: pour it into water, it'd go a little bit milky,

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Speaker 2: and then your dad on there there's an antiseptic. Just

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Speaker 2: reminds me of every injury of a fixed.

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Speaker 5: Vapor rub on your chest is horrible as well. Can

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Speaker 5: ma it's good I get to sleep when you've got

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Speaker 5: that greasy liquid on your You know, the kids love it. Yes,

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Speaker 5: if there's a cold, we're vixing hard all over. And

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Speaker 5: you never put it on your top lip, never.

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Speaker 4: Put it anywhere on your face. It's supposed to be

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Speaker 4: your chest, and it's an old live your nose, on

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Speaker 4: the base of your feet, yes, but they don't.

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Speaker 3: You don't put it in your You don't know, you

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Speaker 3: don't it'll burn you. No, it doesn't.

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Speaker 2: You no, how can Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Your chest, but not on your nose.

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Speaker 2: You have you to put it around it your eyes

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Speaker 2: deep heat. No nowhere thinking of vix fixed vapor rub.

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Speaker 3: You can put it on your nose.

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Speaker 4: Maybe there's a special nose one, but the chest one

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Speaker 4: in no way nose.

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Speaker 2: I've used all the products they would have done. I

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Speaker 2: use the one where you put the you put the

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Speaker 2: actual sounds terrible. The applicator says, yeah, that is.

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Speaker 3: Not what you're using.

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Speaker 2: Move on this guy here. He doesn't need to go

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Speaker 2: to the doctor, and he certainly won't go to the dentist.

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Speaker 2: He pulls out his own teeth. This guy, Dave, Dave sergeant,

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Speaker 2: he's fifty years old. He says, it's too hard to

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Speaker 2: get into the dentist and I can't afford it. So

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Speaker 2: every time I've got a toothache or one starts to

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Speaker 2: get wobbly, this is what he does. He sits down

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Speaker 2: on the couch. He'll and this is not medical recommendation.

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Speaker 2: I advise, as a respectable broadcaster, do not do this, Tom,

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Speaker 2: Can I go ahead with what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: You've given the appropriate to do.

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Speaker 2: Not do this.

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Speaker 3: That's fine.

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Speaker 2: Years and take a whole lot of ibuprofen. Then he'll

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Speaker 2: get a hair of pliers, attach it to the tooth,

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Speaker 2: and wobble, wobble until he feels like the time is right.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you're right, fits the tooth will break up.

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Speaker 5: You'd rather little finger off, I reckon, because you can

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Speaker 5: do it all at once, really quickly.

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Speaker 2: You can.

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Speaker 3: This would be a long process.

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Speaker 2: It is, it is. It'll take up to an hour.

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Speaker 2: As he wobbles the tooth, he knows that it's rotten.

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Speaker 2: It's got to come out. The rotten parts are breaking off,

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Speaker 2: and then he removes the tooth the sensation. He then

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Speaker 2: says I fall asleep, it bleeds throughout the night. I

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Speaker 2: wake up and then I will have I'll have some

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Speaker 2: more el goal to make sure that there's no bugs

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Speaker 2: and there's no infection.

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Speaker 5: He'll end up going back to the dentist anyway, any

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Speaker 5: more money.

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Speaker 3: Seriah's giving us a girl from Manly di y home surgery.

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Speaker 1: Sere hey fit seam, We're bro thanks for having me on. So,

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Speaker 1: my husband's brother was in the cross one night and

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Speaker 1: he sat on a car racing game, the dayton A

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Speaker 1: car racing game. But he didn't realize there was a

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Speaker 1: schooner glass there already that on it and cut his

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Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, and his dad laid him on

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Speaker 1: the kitchen table, made all the all the brothers watch

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Speaker 1: and say, this is what happens when you drink alcohol

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Speaker 1: and stitch them up on the dinner table.

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Speaker 2: Did she pour pour a bit of Vodkarin or something

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Speaker 2: just to sentitize it, or.

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Speaker 1: No, just right just in the art stitching it up,

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Speaker 1: just to teach him a lesson.

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Speaker 2: Imagine when your dad came out with the needle and

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Speaker 2: thread and set everybody together around watch this. This is

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Speaker 2: why we don't play daytona buck Hunter.

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Speaker 6: That's it.

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Speaker 5: One of the eyes. And he's still a doctor. I

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Speaker 5: think he's still a doctor for New South Wales now.

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Speaker 5: But Night and Gebebs. He was the cid Swans Gibsi

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Speaker 5: and Hey could Hey lived up at Coujie and he

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Speaker 5: would side to the boys. If anyone gets into trouble,

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Speaker 5: don't go to the club, just come to me and mine.

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Speaker 5: Jason Mooney, we were drinking one night and there was

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Speaker 5: two guys down at Kooji Beach with paddle boards and

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Speaker 5: as they walked past, Moon had a few too many

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Speaker 3: These guys had to go back.

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Speaker 5: They walked off over into the distance there and we

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Speaker 5: just kept we kept partying, and then we looked around.

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Speaker 5: The Moon was gone and he'd run over to chasing

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Speaker 5: these guys. Didn't know where he's gone anyway, These guys

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Speaker 5: just went to his head with these paddle boards.

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Speaker 3: He came back and you could see his skull. Oh

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Speaker 3: my god, it was full of So we packed.

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Speaker 5: Him up straight away and we rang someone said can

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Speaker 5: you come and pick us up? Took him up to

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Speaker 5: gibsies and this is amazing. In Gibbs's backyard, He's just

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Speaker 5: got moons. Was just sitting on a seat and Gibbs

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Speaker 5: his kids were just playing all around him. And there's

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Speaker 5: just Gibbs. He just sewing up his head getting his

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Speaker 5: head cleaned out.

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Speaker 3: The kids it was like they'd seen it before. It's

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Speaker 3: working as kids.

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Speaker 4: Every Saturday night, people who didn't want to go to

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Speaker 4: emergency after their children had been injured at rugg he

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Speaker 4: would knock on the front door and Dad would get

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Speaker 4: us to sit sometimes on them because he didn't have

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Speaker 4: a while he stitched them up, until you'd sit on

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, amazing, says you loved a front row.

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Speaker 2: We know that much.

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Speaker 4: I mean like I was six, But that's okay, your pet.

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Speaker 2: If you got a story of diy home surgery Lisa

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Speaker 2: and Campbelltown.

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Speaker 3: What happened Lisa?

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Speaker 7: Oh, I was about thirteen at the time, and I

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Speaker 7: was cleaning the guther out the front of my place,

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Speaker 7: had gum boots on that hat a sharp pain, and

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Speaker 7: noticed this massive, big rusted nail on the side of

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Speaker 7: my toe. So hobbled inside. My dad gave me a

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Speaker 7: bit of wood to bite on and pulled it out

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Speaker 2: What did you What did you do to the whole afterwards?

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Speaker 7: I just mum strapped it up with a bit of

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Speaker 7: a bandage. But I'm a nurse now, so I should

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Speaker 7: have had technic shot. I don'd have had anybody.

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Speaker 3: What did you did you go get technic shot? No?

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Speaker 7: No, I had nothing.

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Speaker 1: Then go to the hospital.

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Speaker 7: That's what my dad did, just on this and no

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Speaker 7: infection or anything lace no, no, it was pretty good,

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Speaker 7: So I must have had a pretty good immune system

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Speaker 2: And wacky dacky nickname you Rusty now the old nail

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Speaker 2: Zack in Campbelltown?

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Speaker 3: What was the home surgery?

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Speaker 6: Dumb guys? Same thing as I would make your hat

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Speaker 6: on about the teeth before, I've got a botched up

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Speaker 6: root canal by the doctors and ended up having a

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Speaker 6: full two teeth out.

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Speaker 3: What how did you put them out? Zach?

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Speaker 6: My old boy learned a trick with a te towl

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Speaker 6: when with old horses and stuff. So you just wrap

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Speaker 6: Twist it until the root snap yep, yep, and then

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Speaker 6: do the other way and then just give it a

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Speaker 6: good yank for both of their teeth.

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Speaker 3: Zach, what was your pain relief?

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Speaker 6: Oh? Nothing, I was in a I was honestly in

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Speaker 6: so much pain, Like I had facial swelling from infection

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Speaker 6: because of the botched canal, So plan it up doing that,

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Speaker 6: and then honestly, like the pain that I felt frompuling

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Speaker 6: the teeth out was nothing compared beforehand.

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minutet tack. So you get a tea towel, right,

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Speaker 2: so you got the thin part of the edge of

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Speaker 2: a tea towel.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so you know the bar tetowls glass cleaners. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: you just spread that between your teeth. That's a bit hard,

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Speaker 6: but then you just wrap it around in U shape

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Speaker 6: and then you just twist and it gets tighter and tighter,

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Speaker 6: and it starts to slowly. Each twist slowly moves like

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Speaker 6: your tooth.

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Speaker 3: Right, and then it just crunches.

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Speaker 5: Actually, that's the way to do it, and it would

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Speaker 5: be you would be you would be in so much

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Speaker 5: pain that it would be a relief to actually feel

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Speaker 5: that pain and you know that it's coming.

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Speaker 6: Out one hundred percent. But yeah, so I spent a

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Speaker 6: couple of grand getting the root canal. Then it ended

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Speaker 6: up going south and then they'll cost me a couple

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Speaker 6: of grand to pull my teeth oute.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if it works for the horse, if it's

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Speaker 2: good enough for the horse, it's good enough for you know.

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Speaker 5: What I mean, certainly right, And then Zach went on

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Speaker 5: to win race for a ram.

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Speaker 2: Zachy buddy, have a good weekend.

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