1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: And Whipper podcast houses for an absolute stinker. I had 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: to bring this to everybody's attention, almost as a community 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: service awareness about a guy who's getting around on the 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:14,520 Speaker 1: dating scene. His name is Michael. It's not me. I'm married, 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: and we're happily married in separate bedrooms. But we're still 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,440 Speaker 1: most definitely happy. You're happy. Everything at home is fine? 7 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 2: Well, isn't it you? You haven't a few sleeping problems. 8 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: We've got a few issues for a two and a 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 1: half year old. Yep. 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 2: So you're getting a sleep doctor and you're still sleeping 11 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 2: in separate beds, and then you're getting a sleep. 12 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: Apparently the sleep doctor has coming tonight. It's so wild. 13 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,840 Speaker 1: I'm going to sleep downstairs on the couch. 14 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,279 Speaker 2: Oh I thought you were for me. 15 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 1: You were trying to hook up with a sleep dog. No, 16 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: that's good, nothing to do with me. I need to 17 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: get used to having a woman in my bed again. 18 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: Can you spend the night with me? 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 2: It's for Francesca, mate. Can you get out of the bedroom. 20 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: Oh, sorry about that? Chuck me my undy, imagine that? O. 21 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 2: Do you need a hand in here? 22 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: I can help your sleep? Oh? How's it going? No, 23 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: I'm not the Michael in this store. It's Michael and Samantha, 24 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 1: and thank god. I mean, I was about to say, leno, Mickey, 25 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 1: maka if you've got any romantic music? Far and off. 26 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: What was interesting here is these two were flirting outrageously 27 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 1: on Tinder, a bitter back and forth. How you doing 28 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,520 Speaker 1: this is great? What are you into? They were having 29 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 1: a great time. He then said, I think it's time 30 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 1: we met up. Would you be open to going on 31 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: a day? She said yeah, absolutely? Where should we meet? 32 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: He said, well, I'm a true gentleman. Why don't I 33 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: pick you up? 34 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 2: I said, then, this is a tough one. We used 35 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 2: to borrow a mate's car who had a good car, 36 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 2: so he was known as. 37 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: The date car. Yeah. Yeah, my mate had an Audi 38 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: and I had a common door, and I used to 39 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: borrow door. I had the common door I used to borrow. 40 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 2: On hold in common was. 41 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,960 Speaker 1: So common, it's the common door. And I had the 42 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: commondoor Berlina and it was pretty beatn ars. So this 43 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: made of mind Macha. He had an Audi and knowing 44 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: God give me a hot wheels son, I need to impress. 45 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: I don't know what this guy drive. It didn't matter 46 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: he said let me pick you up, so it came 47 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 1: to date night. He's a little bit nervous. He jumps 48 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: in the car. She's spent all day getting here and 49 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: makeup done, picking out her best frock. She says, I'll 50 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: meet you out the front. He turns up to pick 51 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: her up, looks out the window, takes one look at her, 52 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: decides to drop the clutch and keep driving. 53 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 2: He spent off that is this is not fast and 54 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,440 Speaker 2: the furious tens. 55 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: I mean he's a photo of her there. You can 56 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 1: tell she's an attractive girl. And he's basically said, I 57 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: don't know. This is if this is something that he 58 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: does constantly as a technique to find out what they 59 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: actually look like outside of the fake tinder pitchers that 60 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: often present themselves. He's just turned up at a squizz 61 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 1: out the window and said see you later on off 62 00:02:58,360 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: the macas. 63 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 3: I've had girlfriends sitting there waiting for the date to 64 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,119 Speaker 3: show up, and they've obviously done that because you sit, 65 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 3: you wait, you see people walk in, sort of stand 66 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,519 Speaker 3: in the room and then make a run for it. 67 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: You know. It's like that scene out of the Office 68 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: when he organizes the blind date and she walks it 69 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: goes off. You look nothing like that. You just looked 70 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: nothing like that in the pictures. But she walks in 71 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: the door, and it feels like he's been misled. So 72 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: he's a little bit upset about it. 73 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 2: Could he be impressing her with his car? And I 74 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 2: don't know lighting if you did a lap around the bottom, 75 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 2: may have done a burnout or a dory doesn't go anywhere. Yep, 76 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 2: this is what to expect. 77 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 1: She just had to pick up her handbag and wander 78 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: back inside. Shut the door, and what a dog, take 79 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: the face and dress off, unfortunately thirteen twenty four to ten. 80 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: Loved enough, You've been stood up? Loved it? If everything 81 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,240 Speaker 1: was going really, really well, and all of a sudden 82 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: date night happened. You got to the restaurant a little 83 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: bit early, maybe you're fashionably late, and the table was 84 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,640 Speaker 1: still empty, and you wanted if that want. 85 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 2: To be so? See that really happens. Like someone walks 86 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 2: into the restaurant, sees the person that they're about to 87 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 2: meet for the first time, and then just makes out, 88 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 2: doesn't that dress as the old copsack natural line, and 89 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 2: goes and walks past them. Yes, now I'm not here 90 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 2: for the day. 91 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,440 Speaker 1: Got a phone call, Yeah, I got a phone call 92 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: to go. Have you seen that show where they stitch 93 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: up this guy And there's an attractive girl and she's 94 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 1: sitting at a stool like having a drink and then 95 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: meets the guy and they're getting on really, really well, 96 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:36,039 Speaker 1: and she's sort of flirting with this bloke and they're saying, 97 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: you know, are we going to go somewhere after this? Yeah, 98 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:39,479 Speaker 1: we're gonna have a great night. All of this, she 99 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: says one moment, I'm just going to go to the bathroom, 100 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: and she gets up and walks off with a really 101 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: bad limp, and he realizes the limp and the camera 102 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: hidden cameras, he doesn't know he's on TV. He takes 103 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,719 Speaker 1: off because she had a limp, Yeah, really bad limp. 104 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,159 Speaker 2: Well, she may have got a cooky. 105 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: I don't think she was playing. I don't think she 106 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: had a corky. No, it was. It was quite an 107 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: interesting walking stole. What's interesting is to see him look around. 108 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,679 Speaker 1: Just think anybody watching has no idea there's a camera. 109 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 1: Is anybody watching? If I disappeared from this moment? Am 110 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: I in the clear? Mate? You're on Telly. 111 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,160 Speaker 2: I've only ever done it once run away from a date. 112 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 2: But I've told you, sir, that was because I that 113 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,280 Speaker 2: was the worst, because I was talking, really getting along 114 00:05:25,279 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 2: with this girl well, and I said, have you been 115 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 2: in love before? And she said yeah? And I said, well, 116 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 2: why did it? Why did it finish? And she said 117 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 2: because he went to jail. And then she proceeded to 118 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 2: tell me that he was about to get out a 119 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 2: couple in a couple of days, and so am I. 120 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 2: Now he was a pretty big dealer. 121 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 1: Remember the story I told you about the races where 122 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,039 Speaker 1: we're at a lunch and this stunning looking girl came 123 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,000 Speaker 1: in and she had sunglasses on, and there was a 124 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: couple of single guys at the table and they were 125 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 1: trying to work out who was going to go and 126 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: approach her. She didn't look like she was with anybody, 127 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: and all throughout the day they were building up the 128 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: confidence to go and meet her, and she still had 129 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: her sunglasses on. And then one guy finally met her. 130 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: They were getting on really well. She took her sunglasses 131 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: and she was completely cross eyed. That shouldn't matter. Shouldn't matter, 132 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: I know, but completely through the person, through the guy. 133 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,039 Speaker 2: What is that? 134 00:06:17,520 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 1: I agree? There's nothing wrong with it? You like you 135 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: would walk away if the personality was great, says I'd 136 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 1: be there all day. 137 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,839 Speaker 2: Absolute shallow, it's not me. How quickly did you walk 138 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 2: away from? 139 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: Certainly wasn't me. 140 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what a pig. 141 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: About three seconds. 142 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 2: I made this. There's some shallow paper out there. We're 143 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,400 Speaker 2: getting a lot of calls on. 144 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: There's so many calls when you've been stood up on 145 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 1: a date. Aaron's in the gone. What happened to you? 146 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,520 Speaker 4: Basically, I've been talking to this girl for a few 147 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 4: months on messenger. It was probably about twenty years ago, 148 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,719 Speaker 4: but it was on Messenger, and he stayed, pictures and 149 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,840 Speaker 4: were all good, and we went on a date. The 150 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 4: date was good, and then I never got a like 151 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 4: a message back or a phone call back when I 152 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:05,080 Speaker 4: was trying to speak to her. And basically I found 153 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,039 Speaker 4: out on the ground grape vine that was because I 154 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 4: was bored and no hair following the challenge, you know 155 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 4: how it is. 156 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,679 Speaker 2: It's not fair eron Aaron. I'm righty with your brother. 157 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 2: I've got my arm around you at the moment. That 158 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 2: is disgusting? Did she did she end up telling? Because 159 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,240 Speaker 2: all you want is an answer Aaron, I'm the type 160 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 2: of person tell me the truth. All I want is 161 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 2: an answer. Did she tell you is because of your hair? 162 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 4: I ended up finding out through one of her friends. 163 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, Aaron, you don't deserve that. Yeah. 164 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 4: I was pretty hard broke because I was young. I 165 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 4: was like twenty. No hair didn't help, that's. 166 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: A matter group. 167 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 2: I'm got ghosted by a girl what for no hair? 168 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 2: Her name was Melanie Love And did she say no? No, 169 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 2: she just refused to pick up the phone. And I 170 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 2: need it. I turned into a private investigator and I'm 171 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 2: basically that's my stalk. I followed her around for a month, 172 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 2: come out of the house, following the car in the 173 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 2: car's back. 174 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: I always had a rule in the share. I was 175 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 1: up a tree, just up the binoculars. 176 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 2: All I wanted was an arts and I got one. 177 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 2: Was I was hanging from a tree at the time 178 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,760 Speaker 2: and I said, I just want to know why you 179 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,520 Speaker 2: don't want to cotch up for another day, And she said, 180 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,160 Speaker 2: because you're bored. 181 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 1: You're an absolute creep. Terry in the Central Coast. You 182 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 1: got stood up on a date, did you, Terry. 183 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, not the long ago, just recently, you know, I 184 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 5: stood up on my eggs after twenty eight years, as 185 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 5: you guys know, and started talk, went on the Daily's 186 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,360 Speaker 5: side and started talking from the school, going right for 187 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 5: a couple of weeks and I actually if she wants 188 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 5: to meet up for a coffee and lunch and all that, 189 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 5: and yeah there was no show, no. 190 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,480 Speaker 2: Show, Terry, have you got an artsy yet? 191 00:08:43,559 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 5: Tis no, no, no, she blocked me after that. 192 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: Do you reckon? She did the drive by Terry. I mean, 193 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: you weren't wearing a bad shirt on the day or 194 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: anything like that. 195 00:08:52,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 5: No, my daughter sill It looked pretty nice though, you know, like, yeah, Terry. 196 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,959 Speaker 2: Who doesn't love a Terry from the central car? 197 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,679 Speaker 1: That's so true. Just not crazy to do traffic dating 198 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: with Terry. Line that up for a future show. 199 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,839 Speaker 2: Kielan's giving us a call from Kirawee, who stood you 200 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,679 Speaker 2: out killing. 201 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 6: I'm a girl I met on tinder back in Brisbane, 202 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,439 Speaker 6: so I was living on the Gold Coast at the time, 203 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,120 Speaker 6: and we've been talking. She also had a kid, so 204 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,720 Speaker 6: you know, I was pretty interested. Didn't scare me off, 205 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:24,280 Speaker 6: so it was pretty keen. Yeah, I meant to sorry. 206 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, good man, that's good. 207 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 6: Yeah, So I went to go to Brisbane and was 208 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,320 Speaker 6: in pik hour traffic and it took me almost two 209 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,200 Speaker 6: hours to get there, super keen. I'm like, hey, I'm here, 210 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:37,160 Speaker 6: we're about to you and left me on read, didn't 211 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:40,440 Speaker 6: message me, didn't call me, nothing I did all the 212 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,319 Speaker 6: way there, I had to drive all the way back 213 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:43,720 Speaker 6: pick out traffic. 214 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:45,080 Speaker 1: No, it's not funny. 215 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,080 Speaker 2: You were too keeling. 216 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,680 Speaker 1: You're killing over. Maybe she found out your name was 217 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 1: Keeling King, so you never heard from her again never. 218 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 6: But what's really funny is that first bloke with on 219 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,000 Speaker 6: the radio is actually my brother. 220 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 2: Look, I don't know that because you're all getting both ball. 221 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 1: This is amazing and Aaron, what a combo both to 222 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,760 Speaker 1: to you both ball, both battling. 223 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 2: Maria and Roseman. Did you get to that, Maria? 224 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:27,000 Speaker 7: Yes I did. Sorry, I've got a bit of a cough. 225 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 2: You get a bit emotional about it, don't you, Maria 226 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 2: flick that. 227 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,280 Speaker 1: It's a lot of flame cough cough through on the radio. 228 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: Everyone's having their breaking Maria problem. Maria wasn't sorry. Let's 229 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,040 Speaker 1: start again, Maria from Roseman, I wants your story. 230 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 7: Thank you hire you anyways, Yeah, I went on a 231 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:58,560 Speaker 7: flying dates. It was a while ago, about twenty years ago. 232 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:58,200 Speaker 4: And. 233 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:02,679 Speaker 7: When we had a great time. Actually I thought it 234 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,320 Speaker 7: was going well. Then we went over to the club 235 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 7: because I'm from down the coast, go on and down 236 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 7: to Sheelle Harbor workers And when we got there there 237 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 7: was all his football mates there and he just after 238 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,000 Speaker 7: about ten minutes to just turn around and said to 239 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 7: me he has I don't who's going to work, and 240 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,080 Speaker 7: gave me fifty dollars for a taxi. 241 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 2: To go home. Oh, I mean, first, don't give us 242 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 2: his full name. What's his first name? Maria? 243 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 7: I can't remember it was about Maria. 244 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 1: Did you see to yourself in that moment? Though? Maybe 245 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: I'll head off with one of his FOOTA team members. 246 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,240 Speaker 2: Wow, no, no, no, Marea. 247 00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:41,959 Speaker 7: I was a little bit franky. 248 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 2: Do you know what, Maria? You're in the running for 249 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,000 Speaker 2: first class and fifty k and I want you to 250 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 2: win it. Imagine you thank you anywhere in the world 251 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 2: with three mates Vegas, Maria down there with your flea problem, 252 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 2: by the poor mate you stayed there. 253 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:57,800 Speaker 1: Come on, poor Ravo. 254 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 2: We'll get your details. Tim and Bradbury, what do do 255 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 2: for your tender dates? 256 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,200 Speaker 8: So something my dad and I used to do is 257 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:09,320 Speaker 8: they say, dinner would be say six o'clock at six 258 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:11,439 Speaker 8: oh five, my dad would giving you a calls and 259 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,160 Speaker 8: just make up. And he says, and so he sits 260 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,959 Speaker 8: the in an accident or ask me if everything okay, 261 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 8: and then I'll be like, oh yeah, I've got to go. 262 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 8: I've got to go. So I think so I got 263 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 8: the first time I did it. I was so kilty 264 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 8: when I did it in the second time that out. 265 00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on to me, So how does this work? 266 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,120 Speaker 1: So you go along to the date and you make 267 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,680 Speaker 1: sure that your dad calls right like that at. 268 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 8: A certain time. So like if the dinner was like 269 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,559 Speaker 8: we meet there at six o'clock and then like six 270 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,440 Speaker 8: oh five or six oh ten, and then you'd be 271 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:41,719 Speaker 8: like okay, waiting for the call and then it's it's 272 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,839 Speaker 8: all good. Then yeah, that's a good speculator. So no 273 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:48,640 Speaker 8: go and was like, yeah, I'm sorry, I've got to go. 274 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,080 Speaker 8: Something happened. 275 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 2: That's bad. 276 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 8: Yeah, at least at least it's not seeing in somebody else. 277 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: Well you are. You're breaking their heart because you've got 278 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,040 Speaker 1: to got to know them for five minutes. 279 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,360 Speaker 2: You're getting your dad to make up a fake accident 280 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 2: to get you out of a date, so you really 281 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 2: are Tim last one James in Mossman. What happened on 282 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:08,520 Speaker 2: the date? 283 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,080 Speaker 4: Jim, Oh, my boys, I went on a date with 284 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 4: this young girl and out of the jokes. 285 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 5: And it was about halfway through that I was trying 286 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,480 Speaker 5: to work out whether there was going to be any 287 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 5: sort of dessert or anything happening out of the date. 288 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 5: And that's when she had to confess to me that 289 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,599 Speaker 5: she was practicing. 290 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,600 Speaker 8: For her job interview next weekend. 291 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 6: She was on a few days of the guys, Ah, 292 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 6: you're kidding me. 293 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,080 Speaker 1: You were being used to rehearse her job interview. 294 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:36,839 Speaker 6: That's great, Wow, my god, not. 295 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 2: A bad ploy because I mean, if you're going to 296 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 2: be nervous going into if you can survive a few 297 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,320 Speaker 2: first dates, going into a job interview should be quite easy. 298 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 1: But you could have played the role of the kinky 299 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,760 Speaker 1: boss James. So if you really want this job, you 300 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:55,040 Speaker 1: know what to do. Don't want to Oh, you were used, 301 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 1: used and abuse with a podcast