Speaker 1: On Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: Good morning. Have you Tuesday in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Rap bit Tuesday?
Speaker 3: How are we all?
Speaker 2: Morning?
Speaker 3: Morning?
Speaker 2: Did the tree last night?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Did you well done?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 5: Did you let the kids participate? You did dad get
Speaker 5: mad and take over?
Speaker 6: No, don't be silly. The kids participated and then they
Speaker 6: went to bed and you.
Speaker 3: Fixed it all. Yeah. I think that's pretty common occurrence
Speaker 3: in many houses.
Speaker 6: I'm going to give you a credit yet again, miss Phillips.
Speaker 6: You put me onto a good thing with.
Speaker 3: That tree there, literree?
Speaker 4: Did you do you got a theme?
Speaker 6: I ditched the tinsel after the look you guys gave
Speaker 6: me yesterday, I said, tinsel is out.
Speaker 2: We've got the ball bulls.
Speaker 3: Did you got color things?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: It's no sort of mixed, not bright colors, and it
Speaker 6: doesn't look like a Wiggles tree all colors?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Music like are we talking reds and golds? Or have
Speaker 3: we gone like peach and purple?
Speaker 4: I can't really remember.
Speaker 3: Also paid heaps of attention to his tree.
Speaker 6: Well, I I thought actually didn't need too much because
Speaker 6: it's pretty lit. I just didn't want it over the
Speaker 6: top like in the past. Our tree looks like bullbles
Speaker 6: vomited on.
Speaker 3: It's just too much like a unicorno.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, just too much.
Speaker 3: Keep it simple less, there's.
Speaker 4: More guys, no bows though, bos are in.
Speaker 6: I did the big ceremony where I hold the three
Speaker 6: year old up and he tries to clamp on there
Speaker 6: like simber.
Speaker 2: That's how it goes.
Speaker 4: How money and very good? Jason?
Speaker 2: Were you ready now? You're ready to go? Ready to go? Now?
Speaker 2: Just need presents food.
Speaker 5: I was wrapping my presence last night, okay, sort of
Speaker 5: halfway there.
Speaker 4: Do you know what? It's one of the worst jobs,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 3: And I love it?
Speaker 4: Therapy. Do you set up some sort of shopping center
Speaker 4: gift wrapping.
Speaker 3: Station, wrapping station at my house?
Speaker 2: Great? I used to work on the gift wrapping bar.
Speaker 2: David Jones.
Speaker 4: I'm not convinced you to be a great rapper.
Speaker 2: I'm not bad rapper. Is in a rapper? Got I got?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you. I think the low point was
Speaker 2: one year.
Speaker 6: I was running out of time, so I used alfa
Speaker 6: because it just falls very well.
Speaker 3: It doesn't fold well at all.
Speaker 4: Though falls great.
Speaker 6: You just fold the present like it's leftovers, and then
Speaker 6: you're just whack.
Speaker 4: What on earth? Were you wrapping all of your presents?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah in al for newspaper.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Then I just whacked like the little you know, the
Speaker 6: stick on bow. Yeah yeah, so it looks like the
Speaker 6: shiny paper which is quite explinning.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 5: Hey guys, we have a huge show today. We have
Speaker 5: cash to go with the first out of the show
Speaker 5: on the show this morning.
Speaker 2: Not only that, Gaga tickets up for.
Speaker 5: Grown now they're not just tickets there tickets in a
Speaker 5: sweet so we are giving you corporate sweet tickets. She's
Speaker 5: in fact, so many people are rolling into town at
Speaker 5: the moment you say, Oprah just landers.
Speaker 3: Oprah has landed in Sydney last night.
Speaker 2: You're here for Gaga.
Speaker 3: No, they're sort of swapping.
Speaker 5: Gaga comes to Melbourne first, she goes to sit in
Speaker 5: and they swap, I'm going to open next theirs So
Speaker 5: for girlfriends so excited?
Speaker 2: Are just going to it?
Speaker 3: Yeah with the galley, she's like.
Speaker 2: A variety show, juggling.
Speaker 4: Jokes, she'll preach she oh yeah, I would really love
Speaker 4: to come with the galleys.
Speaker 5: I don't know why you weren't inhearted. Can you talk
Speaker 5: about the Meghan Michael interview?
Speaker 4: Do you think we can get an Oprah show back,
Speaker 4: hopefully like a T shirt.
Speaker 3: I'll be at the merch stand.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine what Lauren's going to be like after
Speaker 6: two hours with Oprah?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. Thankfully for you guys. We've only got
Speaker 5: one day left after that.
Speaker 2: It'll be an inspirational day from you.
Speaker 4: You know what we've got to talk about next, The
Speaker 4: bloody weather.
Speaker 5: It happened, but you know the weather allowed me the
Speaker 5: time to do something yesterday.
Speaker 4: Thanking our lucky stars, Rainy.
Speaker 3: Something put off got.
Speaker 4: Done, Bloody Melbourne left.
Speaker 2: We we'll go there.
Speaker 6: Next huge show coming up as we mentioned, and five
Speaker 6: K question as well. Let's get into it for Tuesday
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Speaker 2: Looks.
Speaker 3: Can you see people for the first time in new frame?
Speaker 4: I know he looks very stylish.
Speaker 3: You look great.
Speaker 2: It looks like mister Sheen's living in Fitzroy.
Speaker 3: Mister Sheen is living in Fitzroy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a little board mister Sheen character.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what mister Sheen looks like.
Speaker 4: He was is the Yeah, I know him, little board character,
Speaker 4: the spray guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Brodi's gone very.
Speaker 3: Much chunky frames. I like them. I think you look good.
Speaker 4: He's very very very very hip, very hip.
Speaker 3: Yesterday it was raining, as we all know, because it's
Speaker 3: all anyone will talk about. My social media was full
Speaker 3: of people being like, how good is the first day
Speaker 3: of summer in Melbourne? It was snowing in the mountains,
Speaker 3: ski fields, hail, But it allowed me the time to
Speaker 3: do the dreaded iPhone back up and restore on a
Speaker 3: new phone.
Speaker 2: It doesn't take as long as it used to.
Speaker 5: Well, so I've had got the new phone, right, the
Speaker 5: new seventeen. But I get it out of the box
Speaker 5: and the first thing I had to do was update
Speaker 5: the software, Like it doesn't come updated update.
Speaker 4: Well, it could have been an update since it left
Speaker 4: the factory in China.
Speaker 5: So that took forever. Before I'd even got started. I
Speaker 5: had to go through that. Yeah, that took It took
Speaker 5: like an hour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then line it just doesn't ever.
Speaker 3: And then you have to make sure your phone's completely backed.
Speaker 4: Up, and then you have to do and don't you
Speaker 4: have auto back up on?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, but you still need to then go I don't
Speaker 3: know back up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it doesn't take long.
Speaker 3: Then when was the last time you did it? Because
Speaker 3: I did it yesterday.
Speaker 4: And I remember a few weeks ago as well.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did it like a month or so, changed
Speaker 6: phones maybe last year, But it didn't take long.
Speaker 3: It's still like it was a three three three hours job.
Speaker 4: Back here, it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Did they have three four hours?
Speaker 6: Did you go in store to get it? What do
Speaker 6: you mean to buy the phone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I got it from job high Fi.
Speaker 2: You didn't go and Apple and get apples?
Speaker 3: Apples? Too hectic for me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Too, right, you need to make an appointment to chat.
Speaker 2: In Chatty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's only one at Chats.
Speaker 6: They've got one at Southland. No, that's not but no trees.
Speaker 6: No trees at Southland. You know how the Chatty Trees
Speaker 6: beautiful store. Yeah, someone's got a order them.
Speaker 3: No, there's no trees at job high Fire either.
Speaker 6: Do you know Luckier video g used to work in
Speaker 6: the Apple store. Yeah, you could have got him to
Speaker 6: do it.
Speaker 4: No, but I thought the same thing, and he didn't
Speaker 4: just know the first thing about how to.
Speaker 2: I know he's got a lie for that.
Speaker 6: What's if you're working in the shop and you actually
Speaker 6: don't know what you're doing, what do you say to
Speaker 6: the customer?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Let's find out together.
Speaker 3: Absolutely no, no, no. But Paul is also trying to
Speaker 3: be the same and he's having more complications with his
Speaker 3: than mine. So he's off to the Apple stop.
Speaker 4: Now, Lauren, I had a lot of issues getting into
Speaker 4: many of my apps. It took me for days. How
Speaker 4: are you coping?
Speaker 3: I couldn't get into the car park this morning, old
Speaker 3: people technology, Well, because I don't actually my car parks
Speaker 3: logged in as another colleague who used to work, so
Speaker 3: I don't know her email and password to get in.
Speaker 3: That's just when I started here. They're like, just use
Speaker 3: this one. Oh yeah, so I can't get into the
Speaker 3: car park. That's been my main thing.
Speaker 4: The Tesla was because your cars operated from your phone.
Speaker 5: Yes, that was complicated, but I managed to I managed
Speaker 5: to tackle that this morning. I allowed ample time this morning.
Speaker 5: My yeah, it's things like passwords.
Speaker 4: It will be something like for me. It was when
Speaker 4: I went to Carl's to try to use my fly
Speaker 4: Bys car and I couldn't get into the app.
Speaker 6: To be fair, was the pub plus app. The Schooner's
Speaker 6: what I hang on, I've got my pub Plus on.
Speaker 4: I've got again go into the passwords folder. You know,
Speaker 4: it wasn't there for the fly Bys.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's not.
Speaker 4: For the Schooner or my points.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well no, Pouls tried to set up a new one,
Speaker 5: but somehow the password is changing. So he had he
Speaker 5: did passwords wrong so many times to wait twenty minutes
Speaker 5: and it wasn't an hour, and he goes, now I've
Speaker 5: got to wait four hours. And in the middle of
Speaker 5: last night he was trying to do it again. I'm
Speaker 5: like nah, And then he was on find my friend,
Speaker 5: find my phone or whatever, and it was like, you
Speaker 5: can reset factory settings one of the iPhones, and he
Speaker 5: couldn't work out which was connected, and I'm like, you're
Speaker 5: going to reset mine, but I've just done.
Speaker 3: I was like, don't do it. So he's off to
Speaker 3: the Apple shop.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine to carry on there? Last night?
Speaker 5: But I was grateful for a raining day because I
Speaker 5: stayed in and if it was sunny, I would have been.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm so frustrated.
Speaker 4: Didn't it rain?
Speaker 3: It rained in at Paul and the Old Man's.
Speaker 6: Well today too, pretty much same again. She howers nineteen.
Speaker 6: How are we looking for the week?
Speaker 4: Nice in the afternoon, it's going to be a really
Speaker 4: hot day on Thursday. Thing alight And it just just
Speaker 4: out of the work boom.
Speaker 3: I can't the bomb. The bomb's not updated on the
Speaker 3: new phone.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you're got to accept the terms in conditions.
Speaker 4: I can't log in.
Speaker 3: The old bomb doesn't work on the new phone.
Speaker 6: Oh no, you've got to get the new one. The
Speaker 6: new forty billion dollars we spent on it.
Speaker 2: It was just amazing.
Speaker 3: I've got the new one.
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Speaker 7: Should have gone to Specsavors.
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Speaker 6: OVERFM dot com dot are you. We'll read out two
Speaker 6: names a morning to Reason from Berwick or Crystal from Ringwood.
Speaker 6: This morning, first, one of those guys to call us back.
Speaker 2: Well when I know the who we got?
Speaker 3: Good morning?
Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, Hello, talk to us Crystal.
Speaker 3: We've got Crystal.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, hello, Crystal. Well done.
Speaker 3: You heard your name? You called us first?
Speaker 2: Easy?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 2: No worries? Five hundred dollars coming your way?
Speaker 4: One hundred big ones?
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: Perfect timing for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh you idiot, Chris don't are you not an idiot? No,
Speaker 3: we have one rule on this show. You say the
Speaker 3: sea word. In December, we all listen to Mariah.
Speaker 10: Carey, oh one on one Christmas.
Speaker 3: It's just one thing.
Speaker 10: I don't care about the present, the Christmas true.
Speaker 3: Just want to for my ow. You could have one.
Speaker 6: As Crystal say you sorry, Mariah.
Speaker 2: One role on this show in December. You say the
Speaker 2: C word. We play Mariah Carey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't want people to get fatigued for the
Speaker 5: festive season too early, so that's our rule for the
Speaker 5: next two weeks.
Speaker 2: Otherwise it's just too much festive chat.
Speaker 5: So that gets to stop us talking about it all
Speaker 5: the time. But that was on Crystal.
Speaker 3: The caller accidently said that she was using money she
Speaker 3: just won for shopping.
Speaker 6: When we were setting up the tree last night, Chinahan,
Speaker 6: norm we just pack everything festive related in bags, opened
Speaker 6: it up. I found the found the stockings, but also
Speaker 6: all our festive pajamas.
Speaker 3: From last year. Throw them in the washing machine. Give mothball.
Speaker 2: One of the kids wanted to put one on. Then
Speaker 2: he was sneezing for about an hour.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, surely, like that's hard for kids, because kids
Speaker 3: grow a.
Speaker 2: Lot, I know. Yeah, they were like mid rips.
Speaker 3: They need to be handing them down to Archie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Felix is mine. Yeah, they're a little bit tight, okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: but all the.
Speaker 5: Festive armies, yeah, I've got We're going up on Friday
Speaker 5: to see Paul's nieces.
Speaker 3: And they've all got the Grinch. The Periander Grinch's what
Speaker 3: they wanted.
Speaker 4: So they've all got a Grinch merchandise this year.
Speaker 2: Have you seen videos?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the hysterical it's great. So it's not great,
Speaker 4: awful funny Clint.
Speaker 6: So it's people filming, like, yes, they're hosting festive parties
Speaker 6: and all the kids and everyone are there, and then
Speaker 6: someone will dress up as the greench and storm in
Speaker 6: and steal all the presents.
Speaker 3: But the kids are actually.
Speaker 6: I've seen, and then on till the videos, the dads
Speaker 6: pick up the kids and go to steal them.
Speaker 4: I went so good shopping yesterday for a few little
Speaker 4: Chris Kringle gifts. Right, I've discovered a a snoop Dog
Speaker 4: elf on the shelf. What it was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: He's got his own.
Speaker 4: Spoop Dog themed full range of snoop Dog festive merchandise.
Speaker 4: I imagine were one of those type homing type shops.
Speaker 4: Was one on glen Ferry Road.
Speaker 2: What's new.
Speaker 4: Of it's a more modern version.
Speaker 3: Still exists.
Speaker 2: I don't think what's new?
Speaker 4: Hey, he had all all of it. So the popularity
Speaker 4: has only increased since the Grand Final. Yeah, wrapping paper, Yes, sorts.
Speaker 5: Of merch a snoop Jog Snoop Dog Grand Final Jersey.
Speaker 5: Did you Nis and nephew's photover it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3: The AFL gave it to us and they all wanted it.
Speaker 4: So one of them is getting that for pretty amazing.
Speaker 4: What's new?
Speaker 2: Where do I buy those little number places?
Speaker 4: Said?
Speaker 3: One of them is getting that for? And I stopped myself.
Speaker 3: I'm getting more aware.
Speaker 4: Getting hard, isn't it? It's hard, especially at six twenty
Speaker 4: seven am. Don't usually do much thinking.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, coming up a little bit later on your
Speaker 6: chance to when you way to Gaga, and I'm not
Speaker 6: talking just a ticket, I'm talking a sweet.
Speaker 4: In the sweet scenes.
Speaker 6: That's right, the p style, your chance to win when
Speaker 6: you hear Gaga, give us a ring and the sweet
Speaker 6: tickets are yours.
Speaker 2: It is that simple.
Speaker 5: Hey, have you guys ever had anything named after you?
Speaker 5: I had a guide dog named after me.
Speaker 4: Did you do? Yeah?
Speaker 3: When I was the ambassador for seeing our dogs. They
Speaker 3: named one Lauren, a pup, terrible name for a dog.
Speaker 4: Did it succeed in craft? It failed?
Speaker 5: And then the owners started like a Lauren the failed
Speaker 5: god dog Instagram.
Speaker 4: Amazing.
Speaker 5: It was when I was thinking they brought them in
Speaker 5: and they named them after us.
Speaker 4: No, but I have opened several things. Well, last week
Speaker 4: I was down at Adventure Park, Gelong opening the new slide.
Speaker 3: That's right, name it the Clinton.
Speaker 4: I wish No they did not, Lauren, we should chat
Speaker 4: to them about that.
Speaker 6: I think they had a flavor of Basket and Robins
Speaker 6: in Brisbane.
Speaker 3: And they named it.
Speaker 4: What didn't sell? Very well?
Speaker 3: What flavor did you go to the taste out? That's
Speaker 3: such a radio stunt, isn't it, Robins. Let's all name
Speaker 3: a flavor after us? Well, okay, that's pathetic. And yeah,
Speaker 3: Meghan the Stallionion, this artist with the double a R,
Speaker 3: the NBA playing boyfriend has named his new boat after her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, has named his. It's called the SS Stallion. It's
Speaker 5: been seen docked in the water.
Speaker 2: The SS Stallions Strong.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: How have they been dating for It's a very good question, Clint.
Speaker 4: It must be about three or four months. It's very
Speaker 4: very fresh.
Speaker 2: Do you find that romantic.
Speaker 3: To name a boat after your home? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 5: You know what if Paul bought me a boat, I
Speaker 5: don't care what that's romantic. It was a big I
Speaker 5: don't want a tiny.
Speaker 3: Named after me.
Speaker 2: I love when blokes try and do romantic gestures, but
Speaker 2: it's sort.
Speaker 3: Of take points for trying the backfires.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like I remember my mum was always at almost
Speaker 6: said the festive time of year should always be to
Speaker 6: my dad.
Speaker 4: Don't be buying me any appliances. That is not romantic.
Speaker 3: No, that's not good gift. That is not a good gift.
Speaker 4: It's hard, isn't it. Well?
Speaker 6: I think we're getting very getting good if you say
Speaker 6: the C word on this show in December, we're playing
Speaker 6: the right.
Speaker 3: But that, I mean, that's very romance.
Speaker 4: After SS stallion like it not S S the stallion,
Speaker 4: just the stallion thirteen. The S S is a nautical term.
Speaker 4: I think you should know, boat boy, what does SS mean?
Speaker 3: Is it a nautical term?
Speaker 2: I have heard it throwing a wren?
Speaker 4: What's your boat called?
Speaker 2: I know that?
Speaker 4: What's your boat called?
Speaker 2: My boat? I call it Ossie Paul after my dad.
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice pool.
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't put in there.
Speaker 4: It's because it's nautical. S.
Speaker 3: S historically stood for steamship or screw.
Speaker 4: Steamer's got an output design, you must put s.
Speaker 2: No, mine's outboard pool, Osie Paul thirteen and twenty four.
Speaker 3: They have to have names, don't they, Paul? I called
Speaker 3: it is this on, Oh you're not joking?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, named after my dad Aussie Paul. There
Speaker 6: you go, yes, Ossie Paul Hey thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 6: Has someone done something for you thinking it was romantic
Speaker 6: but it's actually not?
Speaker 2: I know, Like, do you think we'll get more ladies
Speaker 2: calling saying what they're blo I think.
Speaker 3: When women do things that are romantic, generally it is romantic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it hits the spot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, blokes can do strange things they consider romantic.
Speaker 6: I got my wife a finger bum last week from Baker's.
Speaker 6: That's that's romantic gesture.
Speaker 2: It's romance.
Speaker 3: Well why because you both loves if she loves finger
Speaker 3: bums exactly. Think is it a surprising one?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no surprise one. That's not Yeah, if it's by
Speaker 2: requests you know.
Speaker 3: Paul came on, was like, what your treats today? I'll
Speaker 3: be like, oh, I love it's a surprise.
Speaker 2: That right, That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's not what it's surprise is. It's this surprise alm the.
Speaker 6: Type flowers I'll never buy flowers on like Valentine's dan
Speaker 6: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I like to do surprise flowers.
Speaker 3: How often are you doing romantic surprise flowers?
Speaker 4: Twice a year when I haven't done it this year,
Speaker 4: but there's two more coming up.
Speaker 6: Twenty eight days to go, bro cooll surprise, you're going
Speaker 6: to get every day two bouquets in a month. Thirteen
Speaker 6: and twenty four ten is our number. Has your partner
Speaker 6: tried to do something for you that they thought was romantic?
Speaker 3: Or just call us and we'll tell you if it's romantic.
Speaker 3: What's your partner done for.
Speaker 2: You in return?
Speaker 6: I got two hundred and fifty dollar Cogan vouchers to go.
Speaker 6: Now that's romance is thirteen and twenty four ten is
Speaker 6: our number. What have you done for your partner that
Speaker 6: you thought was romantics? Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 6: We are talking romance. What did your partner do for you?
Speaker 6: Or what did you do for someone and you think
Speaker 6: it's pretty romantic.
Speaker 3: But perhaps it wasn't received as well as you intended.
Speaker 4: Is romance dead?
Speaker 3: No, We've got a bit of romance.
Speaker 6: Cog Inveauchtor to Go, executive producer brod He said he
Speaker 6: has done something romantic.
Speaker 12: It was with my now beautiful wife Anika. I thought
Speaker 12: I would take us on a romantic trip to the
Speaker 12: snow one winter, and so I booked a lodge and
Speaker 12: it was beautiful. Unbeknownst to me that I booked it,
Speaker 12: there was a boys trip in our room that we booked.
Speaker 12: So there was a boys trip and they were on
Speaker 12: a bender.
Speaker 3: You booked a romantic week away in a shared hostel room.
Speaker 2: Shared room.
Speaker 6: I did not was shared the way you said lodge.
Speaker 6: Then sounded like you booked the whole joint out.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 12: And then so she wasn't the most romantic weekend when
Speaker 12: we were trying to sleep at two a m. And
Speaker 12: they were pumping tunes in the same road.
Speaker 2: Also, knowing you, you would have gone on the beers
Speaker 2: with the balls.
Speaker 12: They were actually great value.
Speaker 4: Shuts shuts.
Speaker 3: It's like that.
Speaker 5: It was at the HbA n where he takes his
Speaker 5: wife around the romantic trip and just happened.
Speaker 4: What a coincidence.
Speaker 2: Is our number of romantic gestures gone wrong?
Speaker 3: Next we're asking about romantic gestures gone wrong. I know
Speaker 3: someone that bought a dog, a puppy. It was going
Speaker 3: to be there.
Speaker 5: They didn't have children, and that was going to be there,
Speaker 5: you know, first attempt at a family and he was
Speaker 5: allergic to the dog, to romantic legs. Between the legs.
Speaker 5: Had to give back shame.
Speaker 2: How do we feel about it? Pet as a present?
Speaker 3: Well, I would have given Paul back if he was
Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeahte dog, the dog stays taken.
Speaker 6: Good morning, good morning, all right? A romantic gestures. Let
Speaker 6: me set the scene.
Speaker 13: This was for an ex partner for Valentine's Say. I
Speaker 13: hired a helium tape and blew up hundreds of Chinese
Speaker 13: love heart balloons and hid them in his car in
Speaker 13: the morning. We weren't living together, so I drove over
Speaker 13: put them all in his car, and then I want
Speaker 13: to talk for his reaction, so I hid in his
Speaker 13: front garden bush until he came out from work.
Speaker 5: But it was at least.
Speaker 13: Thirty minutes later because he was running late and we
Speaker 13: were texting.
Speaker 3: He had no idea, oh my going on? And did
Speaker 3: he love it?
Speaker 13: He did love it, but upon reflection, was probably something
Speaker 13: that I would have loved. I did it because I thought, yes,
Speaker 13: I don't think.
Speaker 14: Always care about that stuff.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say he came out
Speaker 3: of the apartment with someone else.
Speaker 4: Really taking he's still with said boyfriend.
Speaker 13: If I reflect on the romantic gesture back, I got
Speaker 13: a key ring so we weren't quite a line.
Speaker 3: What did the keyring say?
Speaker 14: Yeah, it had a tea on it for Tigan, so
Speaker 14: there was thought there.
Speaker 3: Personalized What did he buy that for you for Valentine's Day? No,
Speaker 3: it's romantic. If the key ring has a key to
Speaker 3: his house on it, romance, he's a keyring.
Speaker 4: But look, God's dad actually to make you a girlfriend
Speaker 4: a key to his house.
Speaker 5: That's romantic and his first dating. And you're like, wow,
Speaker 5: we're really progressing here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I remember that a week later day to
Speaker 4: fight you wanted to change the locks. Yet, Wow, that happens.
Speaker 2: That's apparently Julie in Werby.
Speaker 15: Hello, ju Hi, guys, there you're going your show. I
Speaker 15: took my husband for a nice romantic anniversary dinner down
Speaker 15: to the morning, beautiful restaurant, nice seafood restaurants. He had
Speaker 15: a gorgeous plate of muscles, loved his lunch, and then
Speaker 15: spent the next three hours in the toilet bringing it
Speaker 15: all back up a.
Speaker 3: Food basing the muscles.
Speaker 4: Muscles suggest you gone wrong. It's very ambitious to have
Speaker 4: muscles on a date, isn't it. Like they're very like
Speaker 4: China price.
Speaker 2: They smell good. I've never never eaten them, but I
Speaker 2: love smell.
Speaker 3: I don't know it would be good for your that
Speaker 3: spaghetti with muscles.
Speaker 4: Yeah hello Christian, Hello, good morning. Well what have you
Speaker 4: got for us? I feel like you'd be a romantic bloke.
Speaker 16: Oh well, last year, in the December twenty fifth, we
Speaker 16: decided that we weren't going to do presents for each other.
Speaker 16: Oh that's a test, So I thought, you thought, now,
Speaker 16: there's no way I'm not going to get her a present.
Speaker 16: So I got her advice and vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm not smart.
Speaker 4: One was no good at home. They're very good though
Speaker 4: those I love the.
Speaker 3: Romantic gift.
Speaker 2: No, but they weren't going to do gifts.
Speaker 16: I thought this is something special. Yeah, it was expensive.
Speaker 16: And then I woke up on twenty December December and
Speaker 16: she got me flights and accommodation to go to Byron
Speaker 16: Beata Beat.
Speaker 3: And how did it go down? Christian?
Speaker 16: Well we still use the vacuum.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, good morning. Everybody tell you what You're off the floor,
Speaker 6: You're okay? During your news clinch, was I.
Speaker 5: Been on YouTube? How to release I've done something to
Speaker 5: my next shooting down?
Speaker 16: My arm.
Speaker 2: Throwdown?
Speaker 5: Last night I actually had a yesterday. I was carrying
Speaker 5: my niece on Sunday who refused to walk home from our.
Speaker 10: Course.
Speaker 2: That was so close, that was so good. Wow, I
Speaker 2: went there. Wow, you say work?
Speaker 4: We blamed?
Speaker 6: Where was she refusing to walk home from from our party?
Speaker 6: The festive party? That's all right.
Speaker 3: I carried her.
Speaker 4: And look, when you're feeling a bit under the weather,
Speaker 4: it's hard, it's hard to catch yourself. But you did well.
Speaker 2: Then I could carry you on Friday at our festive
Speaker 2: drinks to me.
Speaker 4: What do you mean I was so well behaved?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're fine.
Speaker 4: Didn't do anything that, mate, I got that dance floor going.
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 3: You did, got the dance floor going.
Speaker 4: I think they played the choir Boys at one stage
Speaker 4: the Paradise.
Speaker 2: Yes, we requested it.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know, yes, I have sonic.
Speaker 4: Can I do anything to help Laron, because you are
Speaker 4: my best friend of twenty years and I will see
Speaker 4: whatever I can for you.
Speaker 3: No, I'm fine, and the words RecA jadh In.
Speaker 2: Fact, keep your distance.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, coming up this hour on the show, we
Speaker 6: are doing a gun By takeover. We know this time
Speaker 6: a year, it's expensive presence and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 5: Huh, and even just like entertaining the children. Kid, they're
Speaker 5: about to have about a million weeks off school. Jayce
Speaker 5: already came in this morning.
Speaker 4: You know, it's really annoying.
Speaker 3: This was a conversation at six o one. You know,
Speaker 3: it's really annoying. I just found out I only have
Speaker 3: one day off on our radio holidays that the kids
Speaker 3: aren't at school, and then they start their holidays. I
Speaker 3: was like, how good you get all this time with
Speaker 3: the kids.
Speaker 2: No, don't get me wrong, I am very much looking
Speaker 2: forward to someone with the kids.
Speaker 10: It did not sound like no, no, no, one try
Speaker 10: having them for seven weeks already. Even you don't believe
Speaker 10: your own lives.
Speaker 17: No.
Speaker 6: I was sitting there with that last night. We'll put
Speaker 6: your list together, and what we're going to do over
Speaker 6: the break?
Speaker 3: What are you doing over there?
Speaker 4: What's on the top of the list.
Speaker 6: Well, we're going to go fishing, avoid each other, fishing
Speaker 6: in the s s O P yep, going to take.
Speaker 2: Him down to Dramana. We're going to do the driving.
Speaker 3: You're going to go driving in Dramana.
Speaker 18: The drive the movies. Oh, I'm not just driving a
Speaker 18: DRAMAA and back for the kids. Dramana, all right, trying
Speaker 18: to go back, and that was no, one's getting screens.
Speaker 3: Have you got these? Still have the Raptor.
Speaker 4: I've got the Raptor before Raptor.
Speaker 2: So we're going to back it. In the driving We're going.
Speaker 3: To put movies because they're often old fashionable. Home alone amazing.
Speaker 6: Great however nine fifteen start pm, Yeah, because the sun.
Speaker 5: But we were just talking about gestures. I went on
Speaker 5: a good date to the drive in. It was sort
Speaker 5: of in that weird time when driving to becoming in
Speaker 5: vogue again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really fun.
Speaker 4: Loved that.
Speaker 2: Sounds like something got up to know good.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't get up to no good. It was
Speaker 3: just like at the time I was like, that's lame,
Speaker 3: and then we got there, I was like, that was yeah,
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: It's a great night. It was great.
Speaker 4: We had a comfortable car to day.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm going to take. The full mattress in
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, you fully put donners and pillows and
Speaker 5: all the things.
Speaker 6: Some of the sessions they do a second session eleven fifteen. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm I'm sleeping there in the car. I'll leave in
Speaker 6: the morning. So yeah, great, I am looking forward to
Speaker 6: spending time with the kids. It's just yeah, a day
Speaker 6: and it sounds like a shut up.
Speaker 3: It's got two activities planned for eight weeks and is
Speaker 3: it eight weeks? How long that off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like they get a year off and this
Speaker 2: stupid half a day thing.
Speaker 3: So they finished on a Tuesday for half a day
Speaker 3: on a Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Surely they can do the next Tuesday. No Tuesday after
Speaker 4: So you've got some kids finish this, so you only
Speaker 4: have one and a half days on your own?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how good is it? I just couldn't be better
Speaker 3: for him?
Speaker 4: Could it?
Speaker 3: All that wonderful? All that wonderful family time?
Speaker 6: Any Way, to say thank you for listening to the show,
Speaker 6: we are doing a gun By takeover coming up family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're going to skip Friday.
Speaker 3: Ye, why not give them another day off? They get
Speaker 3: another one more.
Speaker 2: I'm here and you Lauren coming up next quick.
Speaker 4: I received a voicemail from a very high profile Melbournian.
Speaker 4: I'm going to hit play on it next. It is
Speaker 4: as awkward as can be. You are going to be aghast.
Speaker 3: You might wet your parents laughing.
Speaker 6: Morning, Melbourne, twelve past seven. This is number one hundred
Speaker 6: and this is the song you're listening out for. What
Speaker 6: a banger, great song, Lady Gaga. When you hear a
Speaker 6: play paparazzi.
Speaker 3: When did you think you're touchdown in mal.
Speaker 2: I thought you would have jumped on the jet with Oprah.
Speaker 4: They could jetpool.
Speaker 6: Yeah, jetpool gotta be a good chat. I can't imagine
Speaker 6: Oprah and Gaga jet baby mates. Got to be a
Speaker 6: D and M on that flight. Yeah, when you hear paparazzi,
Speaker 6: not yet, but when you hear it, give us a
Speaker 6: ring and you will win your way into our v
Speaker 6: IP suite at Lady Gaga, which is coming up this week.
Speaker 2: When if you will stick.
Speaker 3: Around for how can you get here today for front
Speaker 3: tomorrow tomorrow for private jet?
Speaker 4: Or you reckon?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, Hey guys, I want to talk Mobile phones? They
Speaker 4: can you did you got a shiny new one? They
Speaker 4: can get you into trouble every now and then with
Speaker 4: errant texts and the like.
Speaker 2: What's your real Because used to do media training for
Speaker 2: the footballers.
Speaker 4: It pertains more to social media. But I would always say,
Speaker 4: if you have to ask yourself, should I post this?
Speaker 2: Don't?
Speaker 4: So you could apply that to a text should I
Speaker 4: text this, don't? This is more around voicemails. I thought
Speaker 4: voicemails were dead d ed because people are texting in
Speaker 4: the first instance, right to check in to do something.
Speaker 5: But they do this thing now where remember you used
Speaker 5: to have to call one oh one and go through it.
Speaker 5: Now they will just pop up to them.
Speaker 6: Who does or you get like you ring someone and
Speaker 6: they go after the time, leave your message. It'll be
Speaker 6: transformed into.
Speaker 4: Every now and then, though, Jason, a voicemail catches my eye,
Speaker 4: and this one did because it's from someone who would
Speaker 4: never leave me a voicemail. It's from a now former colleague,
Speaker 4: but friend Tony.
Speaker 2: Jones, now does he realizes left the length.
Speaker 4: You can you can see how long it goes for,
Speaker 4: and it goes it went for a while, and it
Speaker 4: immediately sort of a voice.
Speaker 5: Note because voice notes I've accidentally sent many people by
Speaker 5: his Lauren.
Speaker 4: That's a really interesting point you make. It's a voicemail, but.
Speaker 17: Hit play, Jason, Sorry, mate, I got completely tied up
Speaker 17: today and didn't get a chance to.
Speaker 1: Call you back. We are a little short starved. Ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 17: I'll try to chat with you over the weekend, but
Speaker 17: I bet you're just relishing this lightened workload.
Speaker 1: Good on you. You deserve it. Talk soon.
Speaker 3: So hang on.
Speaker 5: He's tried to send He's tried to send a voice
Speaker 5: to text, and he sent a voice.
Speaker 4: Not call me.
Speaker 3: No no no no voice no no no no no
Speaker 3: no no no no no no no what.
Speaker 4: So he's tried he's tried a voice to text and
Speaker 4: he's accidentally called me and left a voicemail. Oh that's
Speaker 4: on my voicemail.
Speaker 17: Sorry mate, I got completely tied up today and didn't
Speaker 17: get a chance.
Speaker 1: To call you back. We are a little short staffed.
Speaker 3: Ha ha ha ha. But he thinks, now that's better
Speaker 3: than me.
Speaker 5: When I do them, I go, hij's full stop, how
Speaker 5: are you going?
Speaker 3: Question mark? I forget to put all the punctuation.
Speaker 2: And then it reads it back Hi Jack, No, we
Speaker 2: want to talk Boomers on.
Speaker 3: Text, boomers on technology in technology.
Speaker 4: This all follows his voicemail I received a couple of
Speaker 4: days ago from our mate TJ.
Speaker 17: Sorry mate, I got completely tied up today and didn't
Speaker 17: get a chance to call you back.
Speaker 1: We are a little short staffed.
Speaker 4: Ha ha ha ha ha. So his explanation, he says,
Speaker 4: I feel so stupid I just left you a voicemail.
Speaker 4: I thought I was dictating a text. So if I
Speaker 4: sound like a robot, you will know why.
Speaker 3: It is doing.
Speaker 6: Test is so good thirteen twenty four ten is our
Speaker 6: number boomers and technology.
Speaker 5: So somehow every time I send my data photo like
Speaker 5: just text it to him, he sends the same photo
Speaker 5: straight back.
Speaker 3: And I don't know how, and I don't know why.
Speaker 5: As soon as we send him a photo, I always
Speaker 5: get a reply or Dad's replying to my photo and
Speaker 5: he sends the same photo back.
Speaker 2: We want you to see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he tries to save it, but he's
Speaker 3: somehow forwards.
Speaker 2: I don't know the save buttoner's report.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know. He sends it back
Speaker 3: to our I grouped out the family chat all the time.
Speaker 6: Jen Z twenty five year old or how old are you?
Speaker 6: Twenty two, twenty twelve, twenty twenty year old producer said
Speaker 6: we're not great on the old text.
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, who even uses voicemail?
Speaker 3: That's a big boomer.
Speaker 8: Well, anyways, you guys always use full stops, and it's
Speaker 8: no one uses full stops or question question marks. It
Speaker 8: feels like you guys are mad and we'll like, you're
Speaker 8: yelling at the full stop punctuation?
Speaker 4: Can you also not eat the microphone?
Speaker 3: No one uses punctuation anymore. Now you guys are boomers
Speaker 3: all look at us all we're all like.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Lauren, I text you, I go, hey, laws,
Speaker 4: what's up? Dot dot dot? I love the dot dot dot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And you know what a full stop is the end
Speaker 4: of the conversation.
Speaker 3: You mean we're yelling. No yelly you want to hear yelling? No,
Speaker 3: it means that you're mad.
Speaker 8: Like if you give me a full stop, I'm like,
Speaker 8: oh they're mad.
Speaker 2: No serious?
Speaker 3: Correct, No, no full stops anymore.
Speaker 8: Yeah, to know from me?
Speaker 4: Full stop now you're happy to use it.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number, boomers and technology technico.
Speaker 4: What have you seen?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Facebook? I mean that is the reading ground for it
Speaker 3: on Facebook is just iconic.
Speaker 6: In return, I got turned in fifty the cogn vouch
Speaker 6: to go join us on the air here at nov Morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 6: twenty six, Pas seven. You're on the air with Jason
Speaker 6: and Lauren. You're listening out for Lady Gaga Paparazzi. When
Speaker 6: you hear the song give us a ring and you
Speaker 6: will win your way to the corporate suite for Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: This is the one.
Speaker 13: Not yet.
Speaker 6: When you hear us play that, that's when you give
Speaker 6: us a ring and you're winning your way to the
Speaker 6: VRP suite for Gaga.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 4: But first we're talking boomers and tech right, and this
Speaker 4: all follows a voicemail I reci from my mate Tony
Speaker 4: Jones right from nine News. But he thought he was
Speaker 4: He thought he was using voice to text. He's just woken.
Speaker 4: He must have woken to a flurry of text messages
Speaker 4: tell him that we're talking about him on the radio.
Speaker 4: So TJ, this is for you. This is what you
Speaker 4: sent me.
Speaker 17: Sorry mate, I got completely tied up today and didn't
Speaker 17: get a chance to call you back.
Speaker 1: We are a little short start.
Speaker 4: Ha ha ha ha. Can I just get that isolated
Speaker 4: audio please? Ha ha ha.
Speaker 5: I love boomers on technology one of our team. Maybe
Speaker 5: it was that old producer and her mum. Every time
Speaker 5: she wrote on Facebook, you know how like on Facebook,
Speaker 5: if you write a comment, it'll say Lauren Phillips and
Speaker 5: then my comment.
Speaker 3: They would write their name at the start to write it,
Speaker 3: so it would always come on Yeah, Kaylaine Hastings. Is
Speaker 3: your mum a tech boomers?
Speaker 9: Just shocking.
Speaker 14: Happy birthday pay post for me on Facebook and instead
Speaker 14: of just upfloading one picture of me, she uploaded her
Speaker 14: whole camera roll.
Speaker 3: Was there anything dangerous in that?
Speaker 19: Oh not really, just some recipes that she'd screenshots and
Speaker 19: brasstof home she loves.
Speaker 6: I remember when I remember when our old producer was
Speaker 6: good friends with Darryl Braithwaite. She had to ring him
Speaker 6: mid show because he uploaded a photo of himself on
Speaker 6: the toilet like looking at He must have been scrolling
Speaker 6: while he was on the loop and he's hit take photo.
Speaker 3: And posted it. She was like, I've got an emergency.
Speaker 3: We're like, what's wrong?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's happened?
Speaker 3: Darryl brave fots has done a dummy shot?
Speaker 2: Walk it down, Darryl. You need to remove the photo.
Speaker 3: Dazzler, get it off, Dazzler.
Speaker 4: Hey. Let's get to Matt from Endeavor Hills. Hey, Matt, Hey,
Speaker 4: how are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We're good, buddy?
Speaker 4: Are you Are you a boomer that's struggling with tech
Speaker 4: or no? Somebody?
Speaker 16: I used to work at a IT retailer and we
Speaker 16: had a customer come in whose iPod was getting heavier because.
Speaker 2: I was getting full.
Speaker 3: Hang on, No, they actually came in and said that.
Speaker 16: Yes, and then when we thought the new one, she's like, oh,
Speaker 16: that's much better.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: Ella in ivan Ho, good morning, Good morning guys. How
Speaker 3: are you you got a storry about a boomer using technology?
Speaker 11: I do bless them the grandparents. Every suggestive emoji that
Speaker 11: comes up in they click, so I end up having
Speaker 11: to try and pretty much read a messic faced off
Speaker 11: just emojis.
Speaker 5: They just add, oh cute, Although I reckon, it's pretty
Speaker 5: cool if your grandparents can text.
Speaker 14: And yeah, yeah, it is pretty cupid.
Speaker 11: Yeah, when you get a message of about fifty emojis,
Speaker 11: it's a hard one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like charades on it is it is you
Speaker 3: on the emergency? Yes, hate gen z.
Speaker 5: Are the kids still using emojis or always boomers? If
Speaker 5: we're using emojis, Yeah, you're still boomers?
Speaker 8: I feel like you are will be?
Speaker 2: Are you kids still using emojis?
Speaker 3: I only do it with you guys, so I can
Speaker 3: blend in with it.
Speaker 8: That you can buy World the Impac for the ultimate
Speaker 8: summer experience, the only place in the state with water slides,
Speaker 8: rollercoaster shows and wildlife in one.
Speaker 3: Go to wildlife, I can buy world, Jason Lawrence buy
Speaker 3: a world.
Speaker 6: Our way of saying thank you for listening to the
Speaker 6: show for the year. We did this last year and
Speaker 6: it was a ripping day. We are taking over gun
Speaker 6: By Well, it's going to be our final show of
Speaker 6: the year before the silly season.
Speaker 3: Little season ender. That's right, and are well and tally
Speaker 3: in the silly season. So we're just contributing.
Speaker 6: Family passes to go. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 6: We've got the whole park to ourself. Food, drinks, sordered.
Speaker 6: We're putting on brecky. It's going to be a ripping morning.
Speaker 3: Big kids, little kids, no kids, whoever you want to.
Speaker 2: Bring TONCTI kids fun.
Speaker 5: All right, let's get some people next. We got the
Speaker 5: place to ourselves in loads of people, including you. Cake
Speaker 5: from where would.
Speaker 3: Be good morning?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Now you want to come with your partner and your kids?
Speaker 3: How are the kids?
Speaker 13: The twins of four and my other daughter's ate.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a busy household.
Speaker 2: Will help you watch them on the lazy river on
Speaker 2: the slide.
Speaker 4: Okay, Dad over here, you're the one who mate kids
Speaker 4: and the experience in the department.
Speaker 2: Mine are coming. I'll be dealing with the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll I'll be see you there, Katie. Sam in Baronia,
Speaker 4: Hey Sam, Hey, guys, are you going.
Speaker 2: We're good, We're good.
Speaker 4: Who have you got in your tribe?
Speaker 9: So I've got my partner and we've got three boys, beautiful.
Speaker 3: We will see you next Friday, Sam, excellent.
Speaker 2: Remember to make a meeting point when you get lost.
Speaker 3: No one will get lost. We got the place to ourselves.
Speaker 2: No, no, we did that.
Speaker 6: We wracked up at a school fair the other day.
Speaker 6: And I'm okay, here's the meeting point. We meet at
Speaker 6: the barbet a meeting bar bar.
Speaker 3: Dad will be in the bar if you need me.
Speaker 4: It seems logical. Still there as a move.
Speaker 2: I won't move. I'll wait for you to come.
Speaker 5: Then you're laughing all right now? Hailey in Fitzroy, good morning.
Speaker 7: That me.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, my god, Hailey, I believe you want
Speaker 5: to bring seven people talk.
Speaker 3: Us through you get.
Speaker 12: So.
Speaker 14: My son's got the best friends who are very supportive, brother,
Speaker 14: my husband and I who work, and they have had
Speaker 14: a real rough trot and I want to bring their
Speaker 14: dad and the kids.
Speaker 5: And yeah, you can bring them all, Hailey, you not
Speaker 5: find two more and we'll give you nine tickets one okay, don.
Speaker 3: Amazing, Hailey. We can't wait to meet you next Friday.
Speaker 2: Are okay?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: How many we're putting on the list.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 9: I've got four little gremlins and I'd love to let
Speaker 9: them run loose around you all.
Speaker 3: We love little gremlins. Bring them along the list.
Speaker 2: It's not a drop and run like you're coming to.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I was going to come to the bar with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll see you there.
Speaker 4: Hello, Jody, Hello, do you want to come along?
Speaker 9: We would absolutely love to come along.
Speaker 4: Now, you've got two kids? How old are they?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 2: Please, don't make me say it?
Speaker 4: How old are they?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 4: They are speak seven? She's done it.
Speaker 5: Oh no, all right, Well, we can't wait to meet
Speaker 5: you in your little six sevens next.
Speaker 3: Week so much.
Speaker 6: They are going to be devastated and the seven year
Speaker 6: old turns eight. Oh yeah, yeah, Jodie, will see you
Speaker 6: next Friday.
Speaker 3: Right, thank you so much. I can't wait to meet you.
Speaker 3: It's going to be fun.
Speaker 2: Remember I'm still gonna believe they use that in parliament.
Speaker 4: Oh ma, it's happening more and more there's another one
Speaker 4: the other day, so on the news, I'm like stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also can you people on the news stop
Speaker 3: putting it on the news.
Speaker 4: You know what? Not me wash my hands of that.
Speaker 6: He's watching Sunrise during the Okay, I'm a Sunrise boy,
Speaker 6: now Sunrise.
Speaker 4: I did also say let's have a look at News
Speaker 4: twenty four.
Speaker 3: And he'd be the only one watching.
Speaker 4: That in the TV Sunrise.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys, you know last year when we took over
Speaker 6: gun By World, my nine year old Hudson, the scammer
Speaker 6: of the family, tried to pull off the ultimate scam
Speaker 6: at our live show. I'll tell you, I'll remind you
Speaker 6: what he did. But he's He's also pulled off another
Speaker 6: scam over the weekend in Bentley.
Speaker 4: Outside our house.
Speaker 3: He's a little scammer.
Speaker 6: We'll go there next Hey, we're just uploading tickets to
Speaker 6: join us at our final show of the year.
Speaker 5: We're going to be live at gun buying your celebration.
Speaker 5: We want you to come along Melbourne, stay tuned.
Speaker 4: Get all festive with us.
Speaker 3: If you want to find out how to join us.
Speaker 6: I'm going to be bringing my boys along. Just keep
Speaker 6: an eye on the nine year old. He's a bit
Speaker 6: of a scammer. Well, last year when we were at
Speaker 6: gun By World, he's spirit animal. Yeah, he's pretty much
Speaker 6: you in many form.
Speaker 5: I'm not a scammer, though I get scammed. I'm his
Speaker 5: perfect target. That's the problem. I'm not his spirit animal.
Speaker 5: I'm the opposite.
Speaker 3: He sees me coming from a million miles away and
Speaker 3: he scams me.
Speaker 2: Well, he'll probably scam me again next Friday. So here's
Speaker 2: the go.
Speaker 6: Last year, when we finished at nine, you guys left,
Speaker 6: my wife rolled in with all the cousins.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that, right, they'd come from into state.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the lovely people a gun By World came
Speaker 6: over and gave me front of line passes for the
Speaker 6: kids just to you, which I thought was very nice.
Speaker 4: I was like that, you don't have to do that,
Speaker 4: Jason Hawkins. He went, yeah, no I didn't. I was.
Speaker 6: I was laying down Lilah near the pool, saying wake
Speaker 6: me when you're ready to go hand and I gave
Speaker 6: him a honey to give out to the kids. Maybe
Speaker 6: an hour or so later, I was walking over to
Speaker 6: grab a drink and I noticed like a couple of
Speaker 6: these girls running around with front of line passes as well,
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh, what did you get there?
Speaker 6: He said, ah, there's a kid in a Nova jumper
Speaker 6: that sold them to me. And I'm like, what, how
Speaker 6: do He was walking around the kids at the end
Speaker 6: of the line going way wait, wait, wait, five dollars
Speaker 6: go front of line, front of line.
Speaker 3: I'm old.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you can't be selling front of line, passing
Speaker 4: now just for cash money, can't catch money. You're kidding me.
Speaker 6: And then on the weekend that was his little scam
Speaker 6: last year. And then on the weekend he set up
Speaker 6: a drink stand out at the front of the house,
Speaker 6: like a lemonade stand, yeah, except it was like soft
Speaker 6: drinks and water and stuff like that. He was praying
Speaker 6: on the people that are like going to the park
Speaker 6: hot day, I'll get out there and sell drinks.
Speaker 2: He's latest scam.
Speaker 3: But when you get the drinks from your fridge, yeah,
Speaker 3: he's just raiding the fridge.
Speaker 6: He's raiding the fridge and selling amount of the streak.
Speaker 6: And he's liked this little scam is because it's Saturday morning.
Speaker 6: People are out dog walking and stuff and they walk
Speaker 6: past their like, oh, cute kids are here. They're selling
Speaker 6: drawn up little signs and things, and then most people
Speaker 6: go and you do the same. You know, when you
Speaker 6: walk outside coals and people they're going, hey, donation, donation.
Speaker 2: You go got no cash?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no sorry, not today?
Speaker 4: A square? No, he doesn't that. He doesn't have a square,
Speaker 4: does he. He wouldn't have a square. He's got an
Speaker 4: app where you can tap and go.
Speaker 6: He says to them, Now that's okay. If you had money,
Speaker 6: you would have bought something. And they go yeah, and
Speaker 6: he goes, all good, I now take cards.
Speaker 3: How do you know?
Speaker 5: I was a Jobi highfug getting a new phone yesterday
Speaker 5: and I saw all these like payment things, payment apps.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well like even our babysits, even our babysit are
Speaker 6: now rather than transferring cash and stuff, she'll just go there,
Speaker 6: you go, put it in and then do it. So basically,
Speaker 6: you just download this app.
Speaker 2: Okay? Can I charge you? Yeah? All right?
Speaker 3: How much stollar?
Speaker 4: Just a small amount's say too.
Speaker 5: I mean I'm starting to think that you're passing the
Speaker 5: blame onto Hudson though, because.
Speaker 3: Doesn't have a phone.
Speaker 2: We'll go two bucks okay, okay, we'll go two bucks.
Speaker 2: Charge the two bucks for a drink.
Speaker 4: I'll put it on my debit card.
Speaker 3: Dollar.
Speaker 2: You take Hoddy's World. That's the name of the store.
Speaker 2: There we go. I'm still going to go.
Speaker 4: It's It's.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: But you're in my statement.
Speaker 3: Now you've made him do this.
Speaker 2: I didn't make him do it.
Speaker 3: You did. You're blaming the world. He doesn't even have
Speaker 3: a phone. That's your phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like it's have a bank account.
Speaker 2: It goes to his squiggy.
Speaker 4: Is.
Speaker 2: It's like bank accounts.
Speaker 4: I've just checked. I've just checked my Bendy Go bank
Speaker 4: ap Haddi's World, South Melbourne. Two dollars. Now he's got
Speaker 4: your details.
Speaker 2: No, he can't certain the Russians.
Speaker 4: He's going to clear your account out.
Speaker 3: Bro, what percentage are you take it?
Speaker 4: I'm not taking garbage.
Speaker 3: I went straight to you know that?
Speaker 4: Is that the same account as a Jasaphice Foundation told
Speaker 4: you nothing.
Speaker 3: We started at a dollar he charged you to and
Speaker 3: you still adapted.
Speaker 2: See what I mean.
Speaker 3: He's praying on idiot, family of scammers.
Speaker 6: Here we go, five thousand bucks up for grabs this morning.
Speaker 6: Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 5: Bronwin, good morning, good morning morning. You're a mom of four,
Speaker 5: you're an HR manager. You'd also be hhr ring at
Speaker 5: home with four kids. I imagine, I reckon, you're running
Speaker 5: a tight ship there, Bronwin.
Speaker 15: I think I think I'm a mad woman.
Speaker 2: You can't fire them, can you?
Speaker 3: Good? Keep them scared of you?
Speaker 2: I say, hey, five thousand bucks up for grabs. Oh
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Speaker 4: Lunch, because you've got to run so far as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Muddy Mardy, I'm not great with.
Speaker 4: Sand them, Bronwin.
Speaker 3: What would you do if you won five thousand dollars today?
Speaker 15: I'm turning forty, So can I go in a really
Speaker 15: good family holiday?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, get it of year? Everyone wants a holiday.
Speaker 4: Do you know what's back in vogue, Bronnie? Thailand? A
Speaker 4: lot of people go to Thailand. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I didn't really like it.
Speaker 3: I didn't like it. It's still going to Thailand.
Speaker 2: It's closer.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 6: We did one silly season in Thailand. Yeah, and had
Speaker 6: the actual big lunch there and everything was great.
Speaker 2: What did you just have?
Speaker 4: Like, what's what's tiger and curry for lunch? Yes, it
Speaker 4: was trying to switch me up by saying the word.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I swear it for sure. And then
Speaker 2: we went down the beach and set fireworks off and
Speaker 2: everything on the twenty fifth.
Speaker 4: And those lanterns with the family no pre kids.
Speaker 2: Pre kids. You want to way with a couple of
Speaker 2: other couples.
Speaker 5: All right, let's try and win. Bron wins some money today.
Speaker 5: You want to play for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 2: Rules are simple, let's run through them. Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: You'll hear a question. You'll hear three two one. You
Speaker 6: have to answer within that three seconds. Okay, all right,
Speaker 6: here we go for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Modern phones connect to the internet with five G. What
Speaker 4: does the G stand for?
Speaker 3: Three two one? Did you guess after the buzz of that?
Speaker 3: No idea?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: It's it's generation. I did not know.
Speaker 4: G four G five get away. Yeah, they're always upgrading
Speaker 4: the generation.
Speaker 3: I had no idea that's what that stood for.
Speaker 4: It was so dark.
Speaker 3: That just sounds funny.
Speaker 2: Thanks you giving a crack.
Speaker 3: Have a great day, have a great fortieth birthday celebration.
Speaker 4: Yes, well not in Thailand.
Speaker 2: My fortieth was fun. You guys put on a Vegas
Speaker 2: party for me in the studio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did. We were we came dressed. I was
Speaker 4: dressed as Elvis.
Speaker 5: Well they wanted me to dress as a Vegas show girl,
Speaker 5: didn't you. It's five o'clock in the morning and I've
Speaker 5: just met these people.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. So one is Ellen from the Hanger.
Speaker 5: Hey, we're talking about twenty first birthdays yesterday because Robert
Speaker 5: Elm was twenty one is now twenty two. It turns
Speaker 5: out we were talking about twenty first birthdays because we
Speaker 5: were told he turned to twenty one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he turned twenty one last year.
Speaker 2: So technically, yeah, he was twenty one.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday, Robert, Happy birthday, twenty seventy.
Speaker 5: Twenty one, and like winning Dancing with the Stars of
Speaker 5: America and running a whole zoo, and like he's achieved
Speaker 5: a lot for a.
Speaker 2: Key when I was twenty one.
Speaker 4: When you're twenty grown up quickly.
Speaker 3: What do you think he did to celebrate?
Speaker 4: What do you had some wild about he's twenty first.
Speaker 6: I actually think he would have gone old scoot with
Speaker 6: the wooden key and everyone signing it wouldn't cay remember,
Speaker 6: wouldn't Can you get it from the news?
Speaker 2: Aga too?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Idd sort of.
Speaker 5: By the time I was twenty one, we'd graduated, we'd
Speaker 5: moved on from the key. It was more like a
Speaker 5: photo board.
Speaker 4: Than oh yeah, wouldn't or.
Speaker 3: Was like the polaroids that you'd stick in and then
Speaker 3: people would write a note.
Speaker 2: A little polar camera there and photo.
Speaker 5: I had had a book that you could print out,
Speaker 5: and then someone drew Willies. One of my boyfriends make
Speaker 5: strew Willies on every page.
Speaker 4: So did Robert go to It would have been theme based.
Speaker 3: It's been private.
Speaker 5: There's been a lot on the Gram that a lot
Speaker 5: of people are posting, you know, someone's birthday. People post
Speaker 5: and then they repost like photos people have posted off
Speaker 5: them for their birthday. He did a lot of that, right,
Speaker 5: people putting up posts saying happy about that Robin.
Speaker 3: He was reposting that's nice. Yeah, from all over the world.
Speaker 6: You mentioned something to me off here yesterday and it
Speaker 6: took me straight back to my sister's twenty first because
Speaker 6: I've got three other sisters, Mum and Dad. I don't
Speaker 6: know why, but they hosted all three twenty first.
Speaker 4: In the house at home.
Speaker 2: I was the bartender right twelve twelve, mixing cocktails.
Speaker 4: We had my twenty first at the Burwood Tennis Club.
Speaker 4: Didn't we in the clubhouse there? But you're right there was.
Speaker 4: There was a bar, but there was also a cake.
Speaker 4: Now this is a cake.
Speaker 2: Oh my, this is this screams that vintage.
Speaker 4: The cake, keeping in mind it is now twenty three
Speaker 4: years ago, was a It was like a pro federal
Speaker 4: Krock and Bush style.
Speaker 3: The tower didn't have like the drizzled toffeo.
Speaker 4: But nobody ate Nobody ate it because it was like,
Speaker 4: you know, at a twenty first, everyone's drinking melown bitter cans.
Speaker 6: I remember, I'm doing practice runs as well, because you'd
Speaker 6: buy the tin in that shape stick under the tin,
Speaker 6: oh the krock and bush. So it was like a
Speaker 6: tin in the shape of a giant cone like a
Speaker 6: witch's hat.
Speaker 3: It was sort of like a tower like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, point, but like behind it was like a
Speaker 6: metal cake tin. Yes, that's wrong, nothing, what did you
Speaker 6: just say?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: No, I had a cupcake down.
Speaker 4: No, did she really did?
Speaker 3: She I didn't.
Speaker 4: It was because you look like your you did, you
Speaker 4: look like you pood yourself and people are reading it
Speaker 4: smells like Mariah.
Speaker 2: You said, what did you say? Lauren? What did you say?
Speaker 2: You're don't have to say it? What did you say?
Speaker 3: The crocks?
Speaker 2: Sorry a bit louder, she said, Christmas Jase?
Speaker 3: No, no, but I said it in a convict.
Speaker 4: Well you know what I just said it? Then? Anyway, Lauren,
Speaker 4: why what you were doing?
Speaker 3: The shape of it?
Speaker 7: No one.
Speaker 6: To see word in December on this show, We've got
Speaker 6: Mariah Clint. Can we just get a tally check please?
Speaker 2: Sure thing?
Speaker 4: We need a sponsor for this. Actually, well I'm winning.
Speaker 4: Uh well, Lauren's out there. On three you have callers
Speaker 4: to callers are bugging up produces guests on zero. That
Speaker 4: is the Mariah Carey Counter.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you to everyone who called through to
Speaker 3: rub in my nose that I dropped the sea word again.
Speaker 2: Now where were we?
Speaker 5: We're talking about birthday and you said your mum had
Speaker 5: a tin to make the balls do it?
Speaker 4: And you were like it was like this, I just
Speaker 4: assumed they were all It was like it was filled
Speaker 4: with them as well.
Speaker 2: No, it's just the outer layer.
Speaker 4: I reckon. Mum went, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Know where I'm where I'll go. You reckon. Your mum
Speaker 2: went deep with the cross.
Speaker 3: All the balls were all the way through. The balls
Speaker 3: were all the way through to make it a solid.
Speaker 2: Town your mum and ask you, actually, it's a bad idea.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying That it was field.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them. I think some of them are
Speaker 3: more like a tower. Grow up you too.
Speaker 4: No, it was beautiful though first studying no one made it.
Speaker 4: But then we took an home and we feaced on
Speaker 4: it for days.
Speaker 3: No one ain't mine.
Speaker 5: We had a cupcake towers.
Speaker 3: Very isn't it very meat? It was also the sign
Speaker 3: of the times, like a cupcake towel.
Speaker 2: That was a big thing. The business you weren't branched
Speaker 2: out the weddings.
Speaker 5: Remember that everyone could take one home and the box
Speaker 5: if you want to. Well, one of my boyfriend's mates
Speaker 5: picked one up and threw it at one of the other.
Speaker 5: There was a pink cupcake food fight and I flipped.
Speaker 5: I absolutely cracked it kicked them all out, so they
Speaker 5: must go.
Speaker 2: You were dating Garreytt this time that you have to
Speaker 2: did you have to invite the whole team.
Speaker 3: No, god, no, no question, only a few, only a
Speaker 3: few of them. Questions, question, feel dirty about it?
Speaker 4: Did Gazar do a speech?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I've got not that I remember.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 3: I think my friends did a video record to days
Speaker 3: and they made a video.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, because the speech selection was a thing as well,
Speaker 4: like who get speech?
Speaker 3: Yours?
Speaker 4: A mild man loves it. He loves a speech, Yeah,
Speaker 4: loves it. Loves the siblings spoke and I think one of.
Speaker 3: My about seventeen, Yeah, funeral exactly.
Speaker 4: They do go for a while, don't they those speeches?
Speaker 4: But now kids are doing it. Kids, the kids doing
Speaker 4: it for their thirtieth, now the thirtieth and hour like
Speaker 4: a kid to a twenty. It always be you know
Speaker 4: what the fiftieth really because people get naughty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people get naughty at the fifty comes back for.
Speaker 3: Your twenty first. We haven't even asked you.
Speaker 2: You know, I was.
Speaker 6: I was in the middle of moving to per so
Speaker 6: I just did like a quick dinner. I didn't have
Speaker 6: time to do a big party.
Speaker 4: No speeches, no speech, no friends, no friends, no speeches,
Speaker 4: no party.
Speaker 2: So do we find out it's just me and a cupcakes? Out.
Speaker 3: That's living.
Speaker 4: I love them.
Speaker 8: I love that.
Speaker 4: Do we find out if the balls all the way through?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can have them all the way through. You
Speaker 3: can have the balls all the way through.
Speaker 4: And I think the towel looks a lot more assembled
Speaker 4: if they're if it's using Jason's model as opposed to
Speaker 4: moms with the model.
Speaker 2: With the middle. Hey, thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 2: How is your twenty first?
Speaker 3: Something go wrong? I reckon twenty first?
Speaker 4: Eighteenth now probably Yeah, they're wild and loose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to have my eighteenth at home.
Speaker 5: My parents like, absolutely, no way on planet Earth are
Speaker 5: we doing that.
Speaker 6: And I won't let Felix of his twelfth birthday at home.
Speaker 6: There's no way I'm doing host on eighteenth.
Speaker 3: No, just birth. I think.
Speaker 4: So many rooms party.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. It is just gone.
Speaker 6: Twenty two past eight. Give us a call. What happen
Speaker 6: in twenty first Melbourne? Good morning Melbourne, Katy Perry, right
Speaker 6: at eight thirty, this is over one hundred.
Speaker 2: What are you looking for?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 3: Don't I really?
Speaker 4: She's looking for a ham Jason.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't stop it. I'm organizing the ham for
Speaker 3: the family.
Speaker 2: Believe you're hosting you're going away and I'm not.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm trying to get one that's preglazed that
Speaker 5: can be delivered and it can just be heated just
Speaker 5: on the day because I shall be away leading up
Speaker 5: to it.
Speaker 3: I'm not hosting that.
Speaker 2: He's not a huge guy on the whole hand thing.
Speaker 4: Days and days and days and days.
Speaker 2: What did you just say?
Speaker 3: I didn't, I didn't. She just said I definitely didn't.
Speaker 3: I said I love.
Speaker 4: Hand Brodie one hundred.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I've just never really got it.
Speaker 6: And then when people buy yourself because because I got
Speaker 6: given one and it was all shrink wrapped up.
Speaker 2: Is that cooked? It looked like it was all glazed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you can have that ham off the bone
Speaker 5: or you can glaze the outside. But did you slice
Speaker 5: it and you put clothes in it? It depends if
Speaker 5: you want it hot.
Speaker 4: Have you had a glazed hair?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: It is you know what spectacular is a Queenslander?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we're more.
Speaker 5: Anyway, we're not talking about that. We're talking about twenty
Speaker 5: first birthdays. But it seems things go belly up at
Speaker 5: twenty first parties. I don't know why, but they always
Speaker 5: go there's.
Speaker 4: A food fight at yours. Yeah, cupcake fightupcake fight.
Speaker 3: Never spoke to the boy again through the.
Speaker 4: Really you hold a grudge date you, Lauren?
Speaker 2: Good morning in Belmont?
Speaker 4: Hello morning.
Speaker 2: What happened to the twenty first?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 9: I had a giant crock and bus I had paramel
Speaker 9: and little flowers all over it, and I I started
Speaker 9: seeing at your birthday in caught fire. The whole crockors just.
Speaker 14: Went off.
Speaker 3: At the end of the party.
Speaker 9: Will you mammage to put it about? But yeah, it
Speaker 9: was essent.
Speaker 3: Hopefully was it selvagible astar?
Speaker 4: Why didn't they?
Speaker 3: No, it might have been the flowers.
Speaker 2: The flowers would have been flammorable. Yeah, it's like a
Speaker 2: little backburn.
Speaker 3: Emma, good morning. You met someone at your twenty first?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 7: Yes, good morning guys. My parents decided to get some
Speaker 7: renovations done on their house in the lead up to
Speaker 7: my twenty first yep, and they invited the two builders along,
Speaker 7: and I ended out hooking up with the builder and
Speaker 7: we're now married for being married for nineteen years and
Speaker 7: got three kids.
Speaker 5: One got renovations on the house before your twenty first.
Speaker 3: Then at your.
Speaker 14: Come along, Yeah, I invited the build up and yeah,
Speaker 14: we're now happily married and great kids.
Speaker 3: Wow, amazing, thanks Mom and dad's real Emma. Did they
Speaker 3: do that knowing that you were keen on him?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Well I knew I was single at the time, and
Speaker 14: I was. I had a bit of an eye on
Speaker 14: him in the in the late tone, and I didn't
Speaker 14: really see I didn't really think he was actually going
Speaker 14: to come along. And he had his dad, he said
Speaker 14: he had his dad's birthday.
Speaker 7: But he was one of the first people to arrive.
Speaker 4: What a president that is. For your twenty first? He
Speaker 4: was keen Hailey, good morning.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 4: Was it your twenty first or someone else's.
Speaker 9: My twenty first?
Speaker 11: I actually got pregnant.
Speaker 4: At the twenty first? Okay, right, okay, so we need
Speaker 4: a little bit more context as a builder as well.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 14: No, it was my long term partner and my baby
Speaker 14: girl is eleven months old.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: Well, now to trace it back to the night of
Speaker 2: the twenty first.
Speaker 3: Was it at the party?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where was the party?
Speaker 6: I was just at my house.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 6: Was it was this post party or did it hit
Speaker 6: a boring patch for a post right post party?
Speaker 4: I mean, some people get keys.
Speaker 3: Because you just don't want your parents telling you about
Speaker 3: the night you were conceived. No one wants to hear it.
Speaker 4: And that story I will try down on Yeah, that'll live.
Speaker 2: On first is coming up. Nope, you know what happened?
Speaker 3: And yes we know, Hannah Warrigor good morning. What happened?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 19: So, unbeknowns to me, my two brothers were doing a
Speaker 19: speech at my twenty first and so before they did
Speaker 19: the speech, they've broken to every single guy in the room.
Speaker 19: So all my guy friends and said, when we say
Speaker 19: have you kissed my sister, you all need to come up.
Speaker 19: So my poor parents thought I had kissed about fifty guys.
Speaker 4: First.
Speaker 19: So I had kissed a few of them, but not fifty.
Speaker 19: So I was, yeah, that's obviously very embarrassed. But they
Speaker 19: thought it was absolutely hilarious.
Speaker 3: Classic most that's that's fantastic. That is classic.
Speaker 5: It's when you go to weddings and people start making
Speaker 5: twenty first speeches.
Speaker 3: I was my best man at your wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, start turning into a twenty first speech, so.
Speaker 3: About why it's always the best to do that.
Speaker 2: I was angry at mother bridesmaids, at mother bride's men.
Speaker 4: Sorry, scrimsman.
Speaker 6: That's the one, because I was like, guys, you're supposed
Speaker 6: to get him to read you the speech. Yes, And
Speaker 6: he was reading it off his mobile phone, so halfway
Speaker 6: through I rang him from the bridle table and said,
Speaker 6: wrap it up.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I know a wedding recently where the best man went
Speaker 5: a little rogue and he had actually read it to
Speaker 5: his wife first, she'd approved it, and then he changed it.
Speaker 3: Oh, and the bride asked him to.
Speaker 2: Leave after the speech.
Speaker 3: The best man, Oh, not good. It's not twenty first.
Speaker 6: It's not a twenty first. If I said about weddings,
Speaker 6: no denim and don't do a twenty first speech to
Speaker 6: my two rules.
Speaker 2: Wow, cock and book okay, yeah, everything else is free range.
Speaker 3: Everything else goes y.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: It's just reading some of the comments on our video
Speaker 6: last night, which was a mixture of our little Friday
Speaker 6: shenanigans where we took the team out to celebrate the
Speaker 6: end of the year yep, and then we moved on to.
Speaker 3: Playing elves in Santa photos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone said I look like Peter Hitchener.
Speaker 4: You're setting traps.
Speaker 3: You look like Peter Hitchener.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they said me dressed as and elf. They said,
Speaker 6: at some angles, you look like Peter Hitchener.
Speaker 4: Okay, well it's a compliments, Lauren.
Speaker 3: He's a lovely man.
Speaker 4: Jason's setting traps. I'm not especially for you. What do
Speaker 4: you mean, just all this festive chat, you are setting traps?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I was asking about the ham earlier.
Speaker 4: Because we're preparing for the Sea Word in December. Yes,
Speaker 4: and Lauren falls victim to it again and again and
Speaker 4: again three times.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, I'm not he is.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Don't engage right now, setting traps.
Speaker 2: How do you know it was left over from Frankston? Actually?
Speaker 2: What Kearley in our promo team?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got the only want to take some of
Speaker 3: that home?
Speaker 2: What sort of really you're going to use it?
Speaker 5: The gift wrapping paper's got our faces all over. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: my dad's going to go mad.
Speaker 4: You're going to wrap the family present, all the nieces
Speaker 4: and nephis. Your dad will get it framed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all the nieces and nephews are going to get
Speaker 5: gifts wrapped in our face wrap.
Speaker 4: How about you articulating every single word you say? You
Speaker 4: can't get me what are the presents. We've got your
Speaker 4: three times.
Speaker 2: We'll get her again before the end of the show.
Speaker 2: You say the C word.
Speaker 6: On this show in December we played Mariah It is
Speaker 6: that easy. But right now the song you've been waiting
Speaker 6: for Melbourne thurn A twenty four to ten. You want
Speaker 6: to get inside the VIP Sweet and Lady Gaga call
Speaker 6: now Gaga Pepparazzi. This is number one hundred. Good morning.
Speaker 6: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here
Speaker 6: as well. That is one of her best I reckon, I.
Speaker 3: Love that song. That'll be amazing live.
Speaker 2: That's right, and you can join us in the VP. Sweet.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, this is Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga for resents.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be Gaga.
Speaker 6: I've never done these sweaky sweets to the ks.
Speaker 4: A lie, such a lie?
Speaker 3: How did you say, Taylor Swift?
Speaker 4: You're in a sweet?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: I was in a big room. There's a mega Sweet.
Speaker 3: Do you just make things up?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: To make yourself sound more alikeable.
Speaker 4: Related I am the people because I live.
Speaker 3: In the Burbs and you don't go to anything, but
Speaker 3: when you do, it's sweet.
Speaker 2: No excuse in the sweet no, yeah, that was that
Speaker 2: was a one off in violent guest.
Speaker 3: That was the only way you were going to go.
Speaker 3: And when you said, because I'm not going if they're just.
Speaker 4: Outside, I'm not going, and how people watch him right
Speaker 4: up there.
Speaker 5: I did not say that Mason's got my tickets to
Speaker 5: the game, but I think they're on level three.
Speaker 3: I thought it was in a suite.
Speaker 2: I'm going to support the Phoenix this weekend against United.
Speaker 3: Celebrity b Roelebrity celebrity anyway, this is not about you.
Speaker 5: This is about Lady Gaga and tickets to the suite
Speaker 5: where Jas likes head wobbling around and also joining him
Speaker 5: in a suite is back from East Bentley the tick
Speaker 5: to yours.
Speaker 2: Hih you for real?
Speaker 3: We are for real your.
Speaker 2: Carpool he's around the corner.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, neighbors, bet congratulations. How fun it is going
Speaker 3: to be a cracking concert this this weekend.
Speaker 13: Oh well, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: It's just going to be amazing.
Speaker 2: All right, Little Drinki's best for you in the house.
Speaker 2: You are going to love it. You are inside the
Speaker 2: VIP sweet.
Speaker 14: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 9: Size, I appreciate that so much.
Speaker 3: You're so welcome back. Have a great night.
Speaker 4: What sort of food do they do in there, jess sushi,
Speaker 4: no popcorsstle.
Speaker 2: Platters and things.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 6: I did the jam donuts at the footy. Yeah, our
Speaker 6: beef chep to the footy they did one night. Someone
Speaker 6: was telling me, you.
Speaker 3: Just think you're a man of the people.
Speaker 4: I am a man. Excuse me, I am a man
Speaker 4: of the people.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: Liel pants on fire. Get the other day we get
Speaker 5: out and get amongst it. I made the other day
Speaker 5: in the tantrum was something.
Speaker 4: Spectacular, very hot in the.
Speaker 2: Had mikey.
Speaker 3: Anyway, let us know if you can see Jase doing
Speaker 3: something swanky this week.
Speaker 6: Oh please, more chances to wing you inside the VIP
Speaker 6: suite coming up. That would be a ripping present for someone. Actually,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: But we are getting that. Lauren's like, all these tramps
Speaker 4: go to a lot of places.
Speaker 3: Me I knew exactly what we're doing until I nearly
Speaker 3: got us on the bus room. I was on the
Speaker 3: Google Mat amazed, Well, gotch go to what places they do?
Speaker 6: Jelly roll on over one hundred it is Jason, Lauren
Speaker 6: Clint's here as well.
Speaker 2: Have you seen what jelly roll looks like? He shaved
Speaker 2: the bed.
Speaker 1: No, he has.
Speaker 2: Laurence just showed me he actually looks you know how
Speaker 2: he did time not s this No, No, in.
Speaker 3: A week since he put it up, look at this.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: So he's obviously looks like a movie star. Looks completely different.
Speaker 3: He's had a full transformation and he shaved his facial
Speaker 3: hair off.
Speaker 2: I was actually going to say criminal, you know how
Speaker 2: he was a crim Yeah, it looks like a krim.
Speaker 4: There, because yeah, he looks like a movie star, like
Speaker 4: a prison breakstyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone starring in Shawshank too.
Speaker 5: He did post it with the caption AI is getting
Speaker 5: crazy these because it doesn't look like him, but it
Speaker 5: is him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, amazing when people shave the.
Speaker 4: Beard, amazing. I'm going to go the other way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I've decided we're going to over the summer break.
Speaker 3: We're going to Are you going to try and groll
Speaker 3: it out for the rest of the year and try
Speaker 3: and get I've.
Speaker 4: Got a few functions, I've got a few things I've
Speaker 4: got to do and places I've got to be. So
Speaker 4: I don't think it's applicable to have a beard.
Speaker 3: I think you just said you were growing it out,
Speaker 3: and I just did it one eighty.
Speaker 4: For a bit for a few days, and then it
Speaker 4: gets to itchy.
Speaker 2: Are we going to be mo brothers?
Speaker 3: You guys missed November. You do it in November. December.
Speaker 2: We'll do it next year. Hey, that's it. We are
Speaker 2: out of here, guys. Thank you for being tomorrow on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 6: More family passes to join us at gun By World
Speaker 6: as we say thank you for listening for the year.
Speaker 2: It's our little presence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be a little endy year celebration for
Speaker 3: rest all. We want you to come with us, so
Speaker 3: tune in tomorrow. Of U's got more tickets to Lady Gaga.
Speaker 6: Not just tickets in that corp. Yeah, the sweetest feeling
Speaker 6: high rolland's sweet. You can win your way there. The
Speaker 6: Great Aaron Rich is in neck.
Speaker 4: Great Aaron Rich is standing by Lauren. I hope you
Speaker 4: feel better. You've been nursing a bit of a sore
Speaker 4: neck today. A pain in the neck. It's you two,
Speaker 4: no real set you up like a true player.
Speaker 5: There nine o'clock mountain here, all of a sudden, the
Speaker 5: paint's gone. I'm off to the osteo to get that fixed.
Speaker 5: I'll be a new woman tomorrow.
Speaker 2: All right, we will see you tomorrow Melbourne. Have a
Speaker 2: great day. Bye, thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 5: Lauren wake out feeling good following them on the socials.