Speaker 1: We got get you morning every day Adelaides.
Speaker 2: Hello, friends, welcome along to the Jody and Hazy podcast.
Speaker 3: Here's some of the best bits from the air.
Speaker 4: Since the first moment that we started doing this show.
Speaker 4: What have I always said?
Speaker 3: It is what it is, but it isn't what it
Speaker 3: isn't that?
Speaker 1: And also, well, you can't trust escalators and Bangkok.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know you've always said that.
Speaker 4: We can't stress that enough for you're at nov Oh,
Speaker 4: You've just got to be so careful what about this?
Speaker 1: And this is quite graphic, so just be a little
Speaker 1: bit you'd be a little.
Speaker 3: Bit careful please if it's graphic.
Speaker 4: You know, I just it sort of mixes in with
Speaker 4: what I thought was always a bit of an urban myth. Okay,
Speaker 4: but this has come true. A tire woman lost her
Speaker 4: leg when it became stuck in a moving walkway at
Speaker 4: a Bangkok airport. One of those escalators, which if you're
Speaker 4: feeling a little bit lazy, you maybe've got heaps of luggage,
Speaker 4: you jump on there.
Speaker 1: You get a bit of a free lift.
Speaker 3: So one of the flat ones, not one going up.
Speaker 4: One of the flat ones, like a snail on the
Speaker 4: back of a turtle, just getting a free lift the
Speaker 4: flat ones along the ground, not going up the flat ones.
Speaker 2: How nurse did she lose her leg? Be careful?
Speaker 1: So she's fifty seven. Her name hasn't been released.
Speaker 4: She was set to board a flight in Bangkok and
Speaker 4: when she tripped over her suitcase right at the last second,
Speaker 4: her leg then got caught and dragged in a moving
Speaker 4: walkway the hubs terminal. Two horrified observers tried to turn
Speaker 4: off the emergency switch, and the machine continued tearing through
Speaker 4: the limbs, muscle tendonto.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: So no, when you're a little kid and you're on
Speaker 4: the escalator, you're like, you needs to jump off at
Speaker 4: the end, otherwise you'll get sucked in and you might
Speaker 4: get eaten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she almost got eaten.
Speaker 3: How did she take it?
Speaker 4: The photo and if you do see the article online,
Speaker 4: she takes it quite well. She's sitting there missing a
Speaker 4: leg and seems quite composed.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, the escalator got a leg.
Speaker 3: I just done the escalator. Escalator so angry.
Speaker 1: It's angry.
Speaker 2: What about the absolute fear though, when you are a
Speaker 2: small child and you're going down to the escalator and
Speaker 2: you're getting to the bottom and you're like, and you
Speaker 2: make them leap and you're making and you're like, oh.
Speaker 4: You know those moments as well. It's like a genuine
Speaker 4: moment of realization. Yeah, yeah, so I think I had
Speaker 4: one of them as soon as I read this article
Speaker 4: as well. To finally makes sense as the people keep
Speaker 4: on telling me I can't jump on an escalator naked,
Speaker 4: And the thing about that joke is that the truth
Speaker 4: is it might be the opposite. Like when my wife
Speaker 4: Kara met me for the first time and she looked
Speaker 4: me up and down when I was naked and said, well,
Speaker 4: you could travel on and escalator naked and be fine.
Speaker 1: And I said, what does.
Speaker 3: That mean is that comment?
Speaker 1: I said, you're hungry? And then we just moved on. Geez.
Speaker 1: Medicine has come a long way, hasn't it.
Speaker 3: It's incredible what they can do these days.
Speaker 4: This story that popped up at my desk, doctors and pop.
Speaker 3: Up on your desking? Never you should it popped up.
Speaker 2: On your phone to be honest, Why you were scrolling
Speaker 2: at dinner clog at night?
Speaker 1: What's the difference?
Speaker 4: Doctors in Jerusalem successfully reattached a boy's head after car accidents.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what.
Speaker 4: A surgeon has performed a miracle surgery in reattaching a
Speaker 4: boy's head after being hit by a car while he
Speaker 4: was riding his bike. Twelve year old Palestinian boy suffered
Speaker 4: what is known as internal decapitation, in which the skull
Speaker 4: detaches from the spine. Upon arrival in the mergery, and
Speaker 4: doctor said his head was almost completely detached from the
Speaker 4: base of his neck. A procedure took several hours to
Speaker 4: complete but was a success as the twelve ye roll
Speaker 4: was discharged with a cervical splint. The operation occurred in June,
Speaker 4: but the doctors waited a couple of months to release
Speaker 4: the results, waited for it to be success.
Speaker 2: Wow, Jim, that's quite comforting to know that if you
Speaker 2: do lose your head that they can put it back
Speaker 2: on these days.
Speaker 1: Good too late for pity. In Jum and Dummer, he's dead.
Speaker 1: His head fell off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was pretty old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, another thing, he was quite old. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten. Yeah, when did your head for
Speaker 1: I reckon?
Speaker 2: You would have had a couple of nights out where
Speaker 2: you've woken up and gone, oh Jesus, cross my head.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is it even on my shots thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: When did you wake up and your body was completely missing?
Speaker 4: And maybe you woke up and you were in a jar.
Speaker 4: If you're in a jar right now and you're just
Speaker 4: a head in the jar like Futurama, what they do there?
Speaker 4: Give us a call, get someone that gives a call,
Speaker 4: set it up on loudspeaking and have a chat with us.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, When did you misplace your boons?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I remember one of the Grand Finals as well.
Speaker 4: Before I woke up on the Monday, just a head,
Speaker 4: body completely gone missing. CCT vision came back and I
Speaker 4: was still at mansions. I reckon dancing around to dance
Speaker 4: around like Peter Garrett with that head.
Speaker 2: But I like that at least your head made at home.
Speaker 4: Made at home, but your arms and legs everywhere, dancing
Speaker 4: though Peter Garrett days with the Premiership medal around a
Speaker 4: neck but no head.
Speaker 2: And I liked that your body was trying to chat
Speaker 2: up chicks, but the chicks are just like, oh.
Speaker 3: Man, this guy he doesn't even have a head. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go home with him.
Speaker 4: She maybe would have done better because at least I
Speaker 4: didn't have breath that had been on the drink for
Speaker 4: two days Straight's old wives tales like what we learned
Speaker 4: when we were kids. I think there's a few which
Speaker 4: probably in your teens you learned that are just completely bogus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, completely outrageous.
Speaker 4: But as youngsters you think, wow, I mean, if this
Speaker 4: particular thing happens to me, I might just die. Well,
Speaker 4: one particular old wives tale has probably been proven true
Speaker 4: in Russia, and that is the swallowing of seeds, and
Speaker 4: what can happen from that?
Speaker 2: I literally just had a manda riin and now I
Speaker 2: was going to swallow the pits, but I'm not going
Speaker 2: to the world.
Speaker 1: Oh thank goodness.
Speaker 4: Russian doctors who were prepared to move a suspected cancer
Speaker 4: chimneer from twenty eight year old air to sidork and
Speaker 4: instead discovered a five centimeter tree growing in his lung.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Initially thought to be cancer due to symptoms like sevie,
Speaker 4: a chest paint and coughing up blood, surgeons but stunned
Speaker 4: to find a small tree inside Sid's lung.
Speaker 1: My goodness, this is glam Sid for the sake of it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: It's believed that he might have inhaled a seed which
Speaker 4: then sprouted.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is the stuff of horror movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that can actually happen. If you swallow a
Speaker 2: seed of something, it can grow inside of you.
Speaker 1: And unintentionally as well.
Speaker 4: As seed was just sort of half floating through the
Speaker 4: air and sid just took breath in at the wrong
Speaker 4: time and then bang, old tree lung over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, it's all happening.
Speaker 2: Well. See, sometimes I feel like I inhaled, you know,
Speaker 2: full watermelon seeds, and then I grew a big watermelon
Speaker 2: inside my belly.
Speaker 4: See, And that's the thing when you're a youngster. I
Speaker 4: feel like it was maybe was spread amongst the primary school.
Speaker 4: Don't swallow watermelon seeds because I'll grow inside you. And
Speaker 4: then it was a real bully tactic for maybe the
Speaker 4: older kids to say, see that lady over there, see
Speaker 4: what's happening with her belly. She swallowed a watermelon seed,
Speaker 4: pointing to a heavily pregnant woman.
Speaker 1: I remember thinking that when.
Speaker 4: I was a youngster, really, oh my gosh, never swallow
Speaker 4: watermelon seed.
Speaker 1: Loving watermelons, yeah.
Speaker 4: But not not prepared to take the risk of swallowing
Speaker 4: a seed.
Speaker 1: So just avoiding watermelons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then heaven forbid, you grow a watermelon inside
Speaker 2: of you and it's not one of those seedless ones, and.
Speaker 3: Then you have to pick out Oh my god, what
Speaker 3: a disaster.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then you get a scan yeah, and they're like, oh, congratulations,
Speaker 4: eight months pregnant. You're like, no, I'm pretty sure it's
Speaker 4: a watermelon. Actually, I swatter a watermelon. Say doc, I'm
Speaker 4: going to get a second opinion.
Speaker 3: Call yourself an obstitution.
Speaker 1: Grow up, mate. The other one is chewing gum. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: staying in your stomach for seven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. The other one was I reckon.
Speaker 2: I was told if you have a piece of steak
Speaker 2: that will sit in your guts for about six months.
Speaker 1: Really, yep, I never heard that one.
Speaker 4: Didn't you're staying in your guts for six months, that
Speaker 4: they will turn you off meat forever.
Speaker 3: Mate, you lived on a farm, they will feed you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Loves in steak, breakfast, lunch and dinner, and smoke as well.
Speaker 4: So the other one as well, which was an old
Speaker 4: wives tile, which we are still I mean home on
Speaker 4: the edge of incorporating to my kids right now, is
Speaker 4: sitting too close to the TV will make your eyes
Speaker 4: go square.
Speaker 3: Yes, so true, so true.
Speaker 1: Mate.
Speaker 4: So now when I say that to my son, sitting
Speaker 4: in front of that tablet will make your eyes go square,
Speaker 4: I feel like he looks at me and says, well,
Speaker 4: that's something I'm prepared to live on with in the future.
Speaker 3: Mister Hay's ever mentioned anything about going black?
Speaker 1: Who said that? Who said that?