WEBVTT - We Cannot Stress This Enough... You Can't Trust Escalators!

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<v Speaker 1>We got get you morning every day Adelaides.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, friends, welcome along to the Jody and Hazy podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's some of the best bits from the air.

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<v Speaker 4>Since the first moment that we started doing this show.

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<v Speaker 4>What have I always said?

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<v Speaker 3>It is what it is, but it isn't what it

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<v Speaker 3>isn't that?

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<v Speaker 1>And also, well, you can't trust escalators and Bangkok.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know you've always said that.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't stress that enough for you're at nov Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>You've just got to be so careful what about this?

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<v Speaker 1>And this is quite graphic, so just be a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit you'd be a little.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit careful please if it's graphic.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I just it sort of mixes in with

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<v Speaker 4>what I thought was always a bit of an urban myth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>but this has come true. A tire woman lost her

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<v Speaker 4>leg when it became stuck in a moving walkway at

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<v Speaker 4>a Bangkok airport. One of those escalators, which if you're

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<v Speaker 4>feeling a little bit lazy, you maybe've got heaps of luggage,

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<v Speaker 4>you jump on there.

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<v Speaker 1>You get a bit of a free lift.

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<v Speaker 3>So one of the flat ones, not one going up.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the flat ones, like a snail on the

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<v Speaker 4>back of a turtle, just getting a free lift the

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<v Speaker 4>flat ones along the ground, not going up the flat ones.

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<v Speaker 2>How nurse did she lose her leg? Be careful?

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<v Speaker 1>So she's fifty seven. Her name hasn't been released.

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<v Speaker 4>She was set to board a flight in Bangkok and

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<v Speaker 4>when she tripped over her suitcase right at the last second,

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<v Speaker 4>her leg then got caught and dragged in a moving

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<v Speaker 4>walkway the hubs terminal. Two horrified observers tried to turn

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<v Speaker 4>off the emergency switch, and the machine continued tearing through

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<v Speaker 4>the limbs, muscle tendonto.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>So no, when you're a little kid and you're on

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<v Speaker 4>the escalator, you're like, you needs to jump off at

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<v Speaker 4>the end, otherwise you'll get sucked in and you might

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<v Speaker 4>get eaten.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she almost got eaten.

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<v Speaker 3>How did she take it?

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<v Speaker 4>The photo and if you do see the article online,

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<v Speaker 4>she takes it quite well. She's sitting there missing a

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<v Speaker 4>leg and seems quite composed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, yeah, the escalator got a leg.

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<v Speaker 3>I just done the escalator. Escalator so angry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's angry.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the absolute fear though, when you are a

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<v Speaker 2>small child and you're going down to the escalator and

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting to the bottom and you're like, and you

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<v Speaker 2>make them leap and you're making and you're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>You know those moments as well. It's like a genuine

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<v Speaker 4>moment of realization. Yeah, yeah, so I think I had

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<v Speaker 4>one of them as soon as I read this article

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<v Speaker 4>as well. To finally makes sense as the people keep

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<v Speaker 4>on telling me I can't jump on an escalator naked,

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<v Speaker 4>And the thing about that joke is that the truth

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<v Speaker 4>is it might be the opposite. Like when my wife

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<v Speaker 4>Kara met me for the first time and she looked

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<v Speaker 4>me up and down when I was naked and said, well,

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<v Speaker 4>you could travel on and escalator naked and be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, what does.

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<v Speaker 3>That mean is that comment?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you're hungry? And then we just moved on. Geez.

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<v Speaker 1>Medicine has come a long way, hasn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's incredible what they can do these days.

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<v Speaker 4>This story that popped up at my desk, doctors and pop.

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<v Speaker 3>Up on your desking? Never you should it popped up.

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<v Speaker 2>On your phone to be honest, Why you were scrolling

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<v Speaker 2>at dinner clog at night?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the difference?

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<v Speaker 4>Doctors in Jerusalem successfully reattached a boy's head after car accidents.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what.

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<v Speaker 4>A surgeon has performed a miracle surgery in reattaching a

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<v Speaker 4>boy's head after being hit by a car while he

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<v Speaker 4>was riding his bike. Twelve year old Palestinian boy suffered

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<v Speaker 4>what is known as internal decapitation, in which the skull

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<v Speaker 4>detaches from the spine. Upon arrival in the mergery, and

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<v Speaker 4>doctor said his head was almost completely detached from the

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<v Speaker 4>base of his neck. A procedure took several hours to

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<v Speaker 4>complete but was a success as the twelve ye roll

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<v Speaker 4>was discharged with a cervical splint. The operation occurred in June,

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<v Speaker 4>but the doctors waited a couple of months to release

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<v Speaker 4>the results, waited for it to be success.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Jim, that's quite comforting to know that if you

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<v Speaker 2>do lose your head that they can put it back

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<v Speaker 2>on these days.

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<v Speaker 1>Good too late for pity. In Jum and Dummer, he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>His head fell off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was pretty old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, another thing, he was quite old. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen twenty four ten. Yeah, when did your head for

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>You would have had a couple of nights out where

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<v Speaker 2>you've woken up and gone, oh Jesus, cross my head.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, is it even on my shots thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four ten.

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<v Speaker 4>When did you wake up and your body was completely missing?

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<v Speaker 4>And maybe you woke up and you were in a jar.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're in a jar right now and you're just

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<v Speaker 4>a head in the jar like Futurama, what they do there?

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<v Speaker 4>Give us a call, get someone that gives a call,

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<v Speaker 4>set it up on loudspeaking and have a chat with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirteen twenty four ten, When did you misplace your boons?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I remember one of the Grand Finals as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Before I woke up on the Monday, just a head,

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<v Speaker 4>body completely gone missing. CCT vision came back and I

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<v Speaker 4>was still at mansions. I reckon dancing around to dance

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<v Speaker 4>around like Peter Garrett with that head.

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<v Speaker 2>But I like that at least your head made at home.

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<v Speaker 4>Made at home, but your arms and legs everywhere, dancing

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<v Speaker 4>though Peter Garrett days with the Premiership medal around a

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<v Speaker 4>neck but no head.

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<v Speaker 2>And I liked that your body was trying to chat

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<v Speaker 2>up chicks, but the chicks are just like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, this guy he doesn't even have a head. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to go home with him.

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<v Speaker 4>She maybe would have done better because at least I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't have breath that had been on the drink for

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<v Speaker 4>two days Straight's old wives tales like what we learned

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<v Speaker 4>when we were kids. I think there's a few which

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<v Speaker 4>probably in your teens you learned that are just completely bogus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, completely outrageous.

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<v Speaker 4>But as youngsters you think, wow, I mean, if this

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<v Speaker 4>particular thing happens to me, I might just die. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>one particular old wives tale has probably been proven true

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<v Speaker 4>in Russia, and that is the swallowing of seeds, and

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<v Speaker 4>what can happen from that?

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<v Speaker 2>I literally just had a manda riin and now I

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<v Speaker 2>was going to swallow the pits, but I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thank goodness.

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<v Speaker 4>Russian doctors who were prepared to move a suspected cancer

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<v Speaker 4>chimneer from twenty eight year old air to sidork and

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<v Speaker 4>instead discovered a five centimeter tree growing in his lung.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Initially thought to be cancer due to symptoms like sevie,

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<v Speaker 4>a chest paint and coughing up blood, surgeons but stunned

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<v Speaker 4>to find a small tree inside Sid's lung.

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<v Speaker 1>My goodness, this is glam Sid for the sake of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>It's believed that he might have inhaled a seed which

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<v Speaker 4>then sprouted.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, this is the stuff of horror movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so that can actually happen. If you swallow a

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<v Speaker 2>seed of something, it can grow inside of you.

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<v Speaker 1>And unintentionally as well.

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<v Speaker 4>As seed was just sort of half floating through the

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<v Speaker 4>air and sid just took breath in at the wrong

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<v Speaker 4>time and then bang, old tree lung over here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, it's all happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Well. See, sometimes I feel like I inhaled, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>full watermelon seeds, and then I grew a big watermelon

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<v Speaker 2>inside my belly.

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<v Speaker 4>See, And that's the thing when you're a youngster. I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like it was maybe was spread amongst the primary school.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't swallow watermelon seeds because I'll grow inside you. And

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<v Speaker 4>then it was a real bully tactic for maybe the

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<v Speaker 4>older kids to say, see that lady over there, see

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<v Speaker 4>what's happening with her belly. She swallowed a watermelon seed,

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<v Speaker 4>pointing to a heavily pregnant woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember thinking that when.

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<v Speaker 4>I was a youngster, really, oh my gosh, never swallow

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<v Speaker 4>watermelon seed.

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<v Speaker 1>Loving watermelons, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>But not not prepared to take the risk of swallowing

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<v Speaker 4>a seed.

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<v Speaker 1>So just avoiding watermelons.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then heaven forbid, you grow a watermelon inside

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<v Speaker 2>of you and it's not one of those seedless ones, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then you have to pick out Oh my god, what

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<v Speaker 3>a disaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And then you get a scan yeah, and they're like, oh, congratulations,

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<v Speaker 4>eight months pregnant. You're like, no, I'm pretty sure it's

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<v Speaker 4>a watermelon. Actually, I swatter a watermelon. Say doc, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to get a second opinion.

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<v Speaker 3>Call yourself an obstitution.

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<v Speaker 1>Grow up, mate. The other one is chewing gum. Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>staying in your stomach for seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. The other one was I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>I was told if you have a piece of steak

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<v Speaker 2>that will sit in your guts for about six months.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yep, I never heard that one.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't you're staying in your guts for six months, that

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<v Speaker 4>they will turn you off meat forever.

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<v Speaker 3>Mate, you lived on a farm, they will feed you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Loves in steak, breakfast, lunch and dinner, and smoke as well.

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<v Speaker 4>So the other one as well, which was an old

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<v Speaker 4>wives tile, which we are still I mean home on

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<v Speaker 4>the edge of incorporating to my kids right now, is

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<v Speaker 4>sitting too close to the TV will make your eyes

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<v Speaker 4>go square.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so true, so true.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate.

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<v Speaker 4>So now when I say that to my son, sitting

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<v Speaker 4>in front of that tablet will make your eyes go square,

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like he looks at me and says, well,

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<v Speaker 4>that's something I'm prepared to live on with in the future.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Hay's ever mentioned anything about going black?

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<v Speaker 1>Who said that? Who said that?