Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Jack, it is Monday. I actually feel very relaxed and refreshed.
Speaker 3: You look great.
Speaker 2: Do I look a year older? Jack?
Speaker 3: You don't, Sonny, but I know that you are.
Speaker 2: I certainly am. Yesterday was my birthday. I don't understand
Speaker 2: people that don't like a birthday. I love a birthday.
Speaker 3: Same. Any excuse to celebrate in life you should take
Speaker 3: with white arms.
Speaker 2: I agree, and I have made my very own birthday cake,
Speaker 2: my triple A coconut cake. I have up to the level.
Speaker 2: I've brought you in a giant slab, obviously for you
Speaker 2: and Tom. It is the best I've ever made. It's
Speaker 2: taken me, you know, till fifty one, but I've perfected
Speaker 2: the triple A coconut cake.
Speaker 3: Who is confirmed? It's the best you've ever made? You
Speaker 3: or the kids as well?
Speaker 2: Everybody who ate some yesterday?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Great?
Speaker 2: The key is for the first time I toasted the coconut.
Speaker 2: I can't believe what an idiot I've been up until now.
Speaker 2: I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: And I'm proud of you because you left the house
Speaker 3: yesterday to have a beautiful dinner with your friends.
Speaker 2: I had a gorgeous dinner with my school friends. We've
Speaker 2: known each other over forty years. How amazing beautiful gifts.
Speaker 2: I just I just loved it. One of the best
Speaker 2: gifts I got was from you. You gave me an
Speaker 2: experience and I'm not talking sky diving, although this is
Speaker 2: probably more dangerous. You and your gorgeous housemate Chris Contos,
Speaker 2: who I love, for taking me out for dinner.
Speaker 3: Yes, and in lieu of like no actual gift today,
Speaker 3: I got your slab of DC's.
Speaker 2: I mean, the best gift ever thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Next, if you had a birthday over the weekend, or
Speaker 3: you celebrated a birthday over the weekend, say good a
Speaker 3: to us and tell us what you did now. Also
Speaker 3: after three o'clock in Chrissy's Quizzy Today, there is a
Speaker 3: Mitsubishi air purifier in the bum bag if you don't
Speaker 3: have anymore.
Speaker 2: Wow, how did we get that? In one the Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan Show, Let's open up the phones jacket, Chrissy say today, Yes,
Speaker 2: it was my birthday on Sunday. Can you believe it?
Speaker 2: I banged on for a whole year about being fifty
Speaker 2: and now it's over officially fifty one. What sort of
Speaker 2: chaos am I going to cause in my fifty first year?
Speaker 3: I wonder, I don't know. I can't wait to find
Speaker 3: out and watch them. Thirteen twenty four to ten, we're
Speaker 3: asking did you celebrate a birthday over the weekend as well?
Speaker 2: Hello, Emily, Happy birthday, fellow scorpio.
Speaker 5: Hi have your birthday to you too?
Speaker 2: Do you have mesmerizing hypnotic eyes? Did you know? I
Speaker 2: know when was your birthday?
Speaker 5: So Saturday I turned twenty five?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I remember being twenty five. Even Jack
Speaker 2: remembers twenty five. That's how young it is.
Speaker 3: How did you celebrate them? So?
Speaker 5: My partner booked a beautiful Italian restaurant in the city
Speaker 5: and they had a pizza making class.
Speaker 3: Oh alsome.
Speaker 5: So that was really fun.
Speaker 2: That is amazing. My tips on pizza making classes are
Speaker 2: get your basis from the supermarket. Men go crazy.
Speaker 6: Yes, you're crazy with the topic.
Speaker 2: Oh good on you, heavy birthday. We've got another little
Speaker 2: birthday present for you, Emily.
Speaker 3: Be sure giving you like cooking, Emily, We're going to
Speaker 3: send you a smart Sense blender combo from Mutrable at
Speaker 3: the number one personal blender brand in the world. Oh
Speaker 3: that's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I love this one. My god, it could blend like nails.
Speaker 2: It's so powerful, Hiker, I don't I'll get in trouble.
Speaker 2: Hello Katrina, Hi, Chrissy, and my darling. You are also
Speaker 2: a scorpyover your birthday wasn't last weekend or it was
Speaker 2: just gone? It's Sunday? Oh my god, well happy birthday?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? And it is it a big one?
Speaker 2: It's oh my god, you will love every minute of it.
Speaker 2: Something switches in the cosmos.
Speaker 5: Really, I'm hoping I get that switch real cat?
Speaker 3: Are you going to get hammered?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: You know, chagn that look nice, cheek. You can have
Speaker 2: fun without alcohol. Just community service announcement drink wise helped though.
Speaker 2: It does help a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Let's finish with alex one.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're going to give a present to Katrina.
Speaker 3: Of course, Katrina, would you like a smart Sense blender
Speaker 3: combo from Neutraboard as well?
Speaker 2: And I've got another present for you. Do we have
Speaker 2: any of those amazing caddy suitcases, the overnight suitcases? I
Speaker 2: feel like there was one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got one last oneing, Oh.
Speaker 2: Katrina, take that and go away for a weekend on
Speaker 2: yourself and write a big list of things you want
Speaker 2: to change this year.
Speaker 3: Yes, elevate the journey with Caddy Premium Australian designed luggage available. Now.
Speaker 2: See what that is? A great suitcase? I use mine
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: Hello, Alex, Yeah, there you go, mate.
Speaker 2: You you celebrated somebody's birthday.
Speaker 4: My mother's birthday.
Speaker 2: And how old is he.
Speaker 3: Believe?
Speaker 2: I think, well, you know, take a ten years ten
Speaker 2: year difference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somewhere I'm forty four.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's sunning the details, Alex. We're going to send
Speaker 2: him a prize.
Speaker 3: What is it. We're going to send a Neutrable flip
Speaker 3: from Neutrable at the number one personal blender brand in
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 2: I mean he might like that. He might not either,
Speaker 2: Who knows.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to take you through my three top birthday gifts.
Speaker 3: That Chrissy's weekend.
Speaker 2: Normally, I dedicate this little recap to the things that
Speaker 2: brought me joy that are not tangible, sort of a
Speaker 2: gratitude journal in a way. It is because generally on
Speaker 2: a Sunday night, I am cranky. Yeah, I am, and
Speaker 2: I always have been. I call it the Sunday sads.
Speaker 2: My kids get them. You'll be nodding your head in
Speaker 2: your car or wherever you are going. Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: the Sunday sads. It's a certain melancholia out that I've
Speaker 2: had since I was a kid.
Speaker 3: And if you've had a big Saturday night, does that
Speaker 3: enhance the Sunday sads?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well you have the cheap Wednesday and the Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Bless ya. But today I'm talking about material things because
Speaker 2: it was my birthday, and I'm going to take you
Speaker 2: through my top three.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 2: Like, having said that I didn't have your gift that
Speaker 2: you gave me.
Speaker 3: Jack, you've covered that off, though, So that's okay, And.
Speaker 2: That was amazing. That would have been in this had
Speaker 2: I not already planned a slab of.
Speaker 3: Diet coke and a night out with my housemate, and
Speaker 3: I like both perfect.
Speaker 2: Now Here is the first one. This was from my
Speaker 2: daughter Pet and there's a really great story behind it. One.
Speaker 2: You know I love office works and stationary, you do.
Speaker 2: And she's third generation office works and stationary addict because
Speaker 2: it started with mump pats one for her and I
Speaker 2: have bonded over pens and pencils and paper.
Speaker 3: Oh this looks impressive, yes.
Speaker 2: And then I've been obsessed with it and Peg has
Speaker 2: without any encouragement. About two weeks ago, she said, you
Speaker 2: know what I want to do today? I said, what
Speaker 2: she goes that's when I go to all this works
Speaker 2: and I was like gideaup let's go on board. So
Speaker 2: this is a packet of sixty fine liners, specifically Steedler Tripless.
Speaker 2: Now this is how hard care we are.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I found a small packet of these in PEG's room.
Speaker 2: If you're a pen person, by the way, Steedler Tripless
Speaker 2: they write like a dream. I found a small container
Speaker 2: of them, and I thought, I hang on, what is
Speaker 2: I haven't seen these before? Anyway, it took them, used them,
Speaker 2: stole them, okay, And I said to her, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but I don't know where you got these Triplesses. They're
Speaker 2: the best depends I've ever used, And she said, Pat
Speaker 2: Swan gave them to me.
Speaker 3: Oh, well, they've been handed down so skipped.
Speaker 2: Degenerate Pat Swan hasn't given them to me, She's given
Speaker 2: it to her granddaughter. And then I've taken it back.
Speaker 2: Peg took notice that I loved them. She sauced a
Speaker 2: packet of sixty.
Speaker 3: That is good work by Peg.
Speaker 2: Look at them, man, and what do you think you
Speaker 2: use them for writing? Just like writing notes, changing like
Speaker 2: you know. This pink one might be everything to do
Speaker 2: with the chrisy Swan show. The yellow one might be
Speaker 2: my podcast. Red might be a shopping list you can
Speaker 2: color code. I am beside myself. That is a great present. Second,
Speaker 2: this is a Jimmy Chwo perfume blossom. Give me a smell,
Speaker 2: have a smell. I'm going to put someone to This
Speaker 2: one is from my middle son kid right, and you
Speaker 2: know whatever, it's perfume. Please keep in mind.
Speaker 3: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: He's thirteen years old.
Speaker 3: Did he pick it out on his own?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, good job.
Speaker 2: He gets a small amount of pocket money. He spent
Speaker 2: it on that, and he went for a walk on
Speaker 2: Saturday morning with his little key card. And he went
Speaker 2: and he chose, and he sniffed, and he asked the
Speaker 2: lady to open the cabinet, and he sniffed them all
Speaker 2: and he chose that.
Speaker 3: Well, he did a great job, because I'm a sense nob.
Speaker 3: But have you taught him nothing? He should just walk
Speaker 3: into Priceline and say, my mum's Christy Swan. I'm not
Speaker 3: paying for it. It'll get a mention on the show.
Speaker 3: Hand it over.
Speaker 2: That's not the real life. That's not the real world, man,
Speaker 2: But that is really that's very beautiful gift. And it's
Speaker 2: not just about the perfume. It's about the backstory. My
Speaker 2: last gift could be the best. What is that? Can
Speaker 2: you even tell?
Speaker 3: Is that a lawn? Moment?
Speaker 2: It is a lawnmower?
Speaker 3: Are you entering?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Accord? It's an electric lawnmower.
Speaker 2: It's an electric lawnmower.
Speaker 3: That gets you going, does it? Ye?
Speaker 2: Ask me who gave it to me?
Speaker 3: Who gave it to you? Me?
Speaker 2: Christy gave me an electric lawnmower on beside myself?
Speaker 3: Who's been mowing the lawns at the moment.
Speaker 2: I just keep on texting him, going can you come
Speaker 2: the lawns?
Speaker 3: Awful?
Speaker 2: And then I just said don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: I got this.
Speaker 1: Mama's Gone, The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I Love Martha Stewart. I was in a meeting this
Speaker 2: morning and everybody was talking about the new Netflix. It's
Speaker 2: the new doco that's dropped on Netflix.
Speaker 3: I'm not across this.
Speaker 2: I hadn't heard of it either, and people were gasping.
Speaker 2: You know when you know when something is so good
Speaker 2: and then you say, oh, sorry, what and people go, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, like, oh my god, I haven't even heard.
Speaker 3: They're so excited for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, everyone's talking about that, and then I come
Speaker 2: into work and clickbaiting and she is all over the news.
Speaker 2: She said on her podcast that Ryan Reynolds isn't funny.
Speaker 2: That is the headline, right, and everyone's, oh, you know
Speaker 2: he's Cheeta Tells and Royan Reynolds isn't funny, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Hugh Jackman. The latest news is that, Hugh Jackman. He
Speaker 2: and Ryan Reynolds have got that funny sort of sparring. Yeah, romance,
Speaker 2: that's it, where they try and one up each other.
Speaker 2: They're pranky. They've got a pranky style of humor. Anyway,
Speaker 2: he has sort of given a rundown of the article
Speaker 2: of what she said on her podcast, Mather Stewart, and
Speaker 2: then he goes, finally someone says it, you know, because
Speaker 2: you know, obviously Hugh Jackman does think he's very funny.
Speaker 2: Now I did, and I thought initially, when I've read
Speaker 2: the articles, I was like, oh, that doesn't seem fair
Speaker 2: to say that someone isn't funny, because you know, someone
Speaker 2: says someone else's sense of humor is the most subjective
Speaker 2: thing you can guess totally Like I like Jim Carrey.
Speaker 2: The sight of him makes my sister furious. She's like,
Speaker 2: I just do not get it. She can watch a
Speaker 2: whole movie and go, I'm sorry, I just can't see
Speaker 2: where any of that was funny.
Speaker 3: I'm like that with Adam Sandler. Most people think, oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 2: He's the top of my list. Really, I do not
Speaker 2: find and him funny at all.
Speaker 3: Do I I still remember at the age of like
Speaker 3: eight or nine, walking out of the cinema after seeing
Speaker 3: Click being like, am I in an alternate universe?
Speaker 2: But that was a really bad film.
Speaker 3: But then after that, everything else you do, I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I don't see it. I don't get how he's funny.
Speaker 2: Like his love Happy Gilmore, And when it's on, I
Speaker 2: literally have to leave the room. It's so it's just
Speaker 2: so bass. I just don't understand him at all. And
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that he's not funny. I just don't
Speaker 2: get his sense of humor.
Speaker 3: Is it Happy Gilmore that Trav's gonna appear in, then
Speaker 3: you Happy Gilmore?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Will you watch it for him?
Speaker 2: No? I don't. I like his girlfriend. Not here, I
Speaker 2: like Travis's girlfriend. Then, so that was what I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought, she can't really say who's funny and who isn't.
Speaker 2: Then I listened to the grab and what she actually said,
Speaker 2: the words, see if you can hear something different in
Speaker 2: what has been.
Speaker 1: Reported, he's not so funny. No, he's not so funny.
Speaker 1: He's very serious.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she said they're in real life.
Speaker 2: She's not saying that Ryan Reynolds isn't funny. She's saying
Speaker 2: that in real life he's a serious guy. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: I believe her because I know a lot of comedians
Speaker 2: that are hysterical on the stage, yes, or perform, not
Speaker 2: even just comedians, anyone that earns a living performing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when they're when that switch is flicked on, they
Speaker 3: are a different sort of version of themselves, especially comedians
Speaker 3: when a lot of it's written and like so much
Speaker 3: effort and work and craft goes into it, But when
Speaker 3: they're just walking down the hallway, they're not exactly making
Speaker 3: your cry of laughing.
Speaker 2: Well, no, how exhausting would that?
Speaker 3: That would suck.
Speaker 2: So I think that that's what she's saying that you know,
Speaker 2: she's watched the social media in particular that he's put out,
Speaker 2: because that's sort of as close to the real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going to be a goofy brand.
Speaker 2: Goofy funny. He's so funny about Blake Lively and he's
Speaker 2: so funny with his friends. And I think what she's
Speaker 2: saying is she's met him and he's a serious guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the reason I'm so defensive is because people have
Speaker 2: said that about.
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Speaker 1: Chrissy's click face.
Speaker 2: I love mygo Robbie same, Like what stylish, sensible woman,
Speaker 2: and like.
Speaker 3: How cool that we get to claim her as an Aussie,
Speaker 3: Like it's someone that you're properly proud of.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I loved her right from the beginning. My friend, when
Speaker 2: I was working in breakfast radio in Melbourne. Before we met,
Speaker 2: I was with Jane Hall Christian. Jane and Jane had
Speaker 2: recently been working or I was still working I think
Speaker 2: on neighbors with an actress that nobody knew, and her
Speaker 2: nickname was Maggot Maggetz and they would often talk on
Speaker 2: the phone and Jane'd be like, morning, Maggot, and I thought,
Speaker 2: I like this girl. I like it.
Speaker 3: I miss Rebecca Napier Roberts.
Speaker 2: Good seven Dennis Anyway, Margo Robbie has had her baby,
Speaker 2: how good, and she hasn't revealed it. Someone has found
Speaker 2: I mean someone has found out. There hasn't been a
Speaker 2: press release, there hasn't been a baby photo. We don't
Speaker 2: know the name of the baby. And I love that,
Speaker 2: love the privacy. It's the same as she's been married
Speaker 2: to her husband Tom Ackley for eight years and they've
Speaker 2: been going out longer than that. No one even knew
Speaker 2: that they were an item an item until they got married.
Speaker 2: They didn't tell anybody. They still haven't.
Speaker 3: It shows that if you want to keep stuff private,
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 2: She's obviously got that very clear line of what is
Speaker 2: her business and what is everyone else's business.
Speaker 3: I really love it. I endorse that and some trustworthy
Speaker 3: mates too that can get stuff quiet. You could.
Speaker 2: I just understand that that's not that's not anyone's business.
Speaker 3: It says here that reportedly she welcomed with the baby
Speaker 3: in October seventeen. That's nearly three weeks.
Speaker 2: Nearly three weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's impressive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wouldn't have felt like keeping a secret though,
Speaker 2: like just she had a baby's life. I love it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: congratulations Margo. How exciting a little baby boy. He'll have
Speaker 2: a classy name too, I reckon. Now let's move on
Speaker 2: to Kamala Harris. Now everyone is talking about the US election.
Speaker 2: Wednesday is the big day. If you're into that sort
Speaker 2: of thing.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think ten AM coverage starts Wednesday for US
Speaker 3: here in Australia.
Speaker 2: I saw, I mean, I I don't know if this
Speaker 2: is the sort of thing you should admit. Care factor
Speaker 2: is zero.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's fine. I'm kind of with you be Could.
Speaker 2: I just feel like it's not my country on a boat?
Speaker 3: I mean, I know, I think the argument is that
Speaker 3: it could affect us though in some so.
Speaker 2: Everything that happens in the world affects you somehow. There's
Speaker 2: always the butterfly effect, but nobody knows. I like the
Speaker 2: pop culture side of it, like I love it when
Speaker 2: Donald Trump says something stupid. I love it when Kamala
Speaker 2: Harris says something amazing or relatable, funny, or when they
Speaker 2: do things that you go ooh, that's not a normal
Speaker 2: politician thing to do. And Carla is very kind of
Speaker 2: savvy in that way.
Speaker 3: She is, I mean, the fact that she got onto
Speaker 3: Charlie XCX's brat campaign, like very early on, says a lot.
Speaker 2: Very very smart woman. She's appeared on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2: The Great Maya Rudolph has been assigned her character. She's
Speaker 2: going to be Kamala forever. I mean, I sort of
Speaker 2: hope she becomes a president. But this is what unfolded
Speaker 2: on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 3: I don't really laugh like that, do I? A little bit?
Speaker 8: Kamala, take my Pamela. The American people want to start
Speaker 8: the chaos and and the dramaa with a cool new
Speaker 8: step Mamala, keep backing our pajamaa's and watch a rum
Speaker 8: Kamela like legally Blondola and start decorating for Christmas. Follow Lalaala,
Speaker 8: because what don't we always say, keep Kamla and carry Anola.
Speaker 2: This is the thing. My root off is so good.
Speaker 2: I can't tell who's saying what.
Speaker 3: I know. You have to really listen. It's because I've
Speaker 3: seen it. Karmela is a little bit deeper, a little
Speaker 3: ever so slightly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, gosh, they're so clever on Saturday Night Live. Anyway,
Speaker 2: We're gonna be on air on Wednesday. If you are
Speaker 2: over the election, we are here for you.
Speaker 1: This is The Chrissy's One Show.
Speaker 2: Oh Hi, we're still here and you are too, and
Speaker 2: isn't that a great combination? Kylie on the Block has
Speaker 2: lost it and I cannot wait to go through the audio.
Speaker 3: We are obsessed with Kylie and Brad.
Speaker 2: Thank God for them, Thank God for them. Plus they've
Speaker 2: turned the block into first married at first sight. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and now are the fugitive.
Speaker 3: Correct? We'll be talking about that before four o'clock. There
Speaker 3: is some Heaven audio to enjoy God, and.
Speaker 2: It's a hard relate's mind.
Speaker 3: Before thirteen twenty four to ten though. Next in Chrissy's Quizzy,
Speaker 3: there is a Mitsubishi Electric air purifier inside the bum bag.
Speaker 2: Fantastic for this time of.
Speaker 3: I don't have an air purifier? Do you have one?
Speaker 2: I do? Yes? I do?
Speaker 3: Should I get one?
Speaker 2: Yes? You should?
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, it's the Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm ready for
Speaker 2: some new Miley Cyrus are you here?
Speaker 3: What you been doing?
Speaker 2: Get onto it please, Miley.
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, not just any quizzy. It is Quizzy with
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Speaker 2: Can I all gases?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 2: I need that. I need that, like pointed under my donner.
Speaker 2: It is very good for people with hay fever. Highly recommend.
Speaker 2: Hello Kylee. Hello, you're on the way home from work
Speaker 2: because you're a teacher or you just work at a
Speaker 2: school in another capacity, I work as an assistant.
Speaker 7: At a school.
Speaker 2: Wow. You are doing God's work there, Kylie. Than it
Speaker 2: is extraordinary. Can you imagine Jack ever being a teacher?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: I love it really yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean the school holidays would be elite, Kylie. Do
Speaker 3: you get the good holidays?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then the kids are home as well.
Speaker 3: I run into my you know, maths teacher at the
Speaker 3: races on Saturday.
Speaker 2: They recognized it.
Speaker 3: I went up and hugged it off my head. Great drunk,
Speaker 3: she must be really proud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote that in your report, young Jack. All right, then,
Speaker 2: hello Natalie, Hello, you are a pathologist.
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 2: Does that mean that you like do blood tests and
Speaker 2: all that sort of stuff?
Speaker 5: I am indeed, I'm a vampirella.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Natalie, I am ju I am due for a blood test,
Speaker 2: were now into my fourth week but not having done it?
Speaker 2: What can you tell me to get me there?
Speaker 5: A Well, okay, All I can tell you is you
Speaker 5: need to trust, have trust in your pathologist and if
Speaker 5: it goes wrong that time, the first time, and don't
Speaker 5: go back to that person.
Speaker 2: Great, great advice, Nat, great advice. Now let's get one
Speaker 2: to use electric air purified. Question number one, what happened
Speaker 2: to Chris Martin's Cold Play show in Melbourne last night? Yes, Kylie,
Speaker 2: he went down the trap door, it was left open.
Speaker 2: What is going on in Melbourne with the with the
Speaker 2: trap doors? That is correct? Question number two cool Ridge
Speaker 2: is a brand of what.
Speaker 3: Natalie, I know?
Speaker 2: Who was it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was Kylie was sorry? Is Kylie? It's water? It's water?
Speaker 3: It is okay. That's two points to Kylie. This question
Speaker 3: number three is for the wind Kyles.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to do me more. She's turning sixty two today.
Speaker 2: Can you name one film she's been in?
Speaker 7: Kylie?
Speaker 2: Kylie? What one was that? It was Ghost? Yes, among others.
Speaker 2: I always think of strict Teas because of her magical buzies.
Speaker 7: In It looks fabulous.
Speaker 2: She always looks incredible. You are incredible. You've not only
Speaker 2: got the limited edition bumbag, but we're also going to
Speaker 2: send you Amidsubishi electric air purifier.
Speaker 5: Well done, ky Congratulations, Skilie, thank you.
Speaker 3: And good news, Swanie. We've got those air purifiers all
Speaker 3: week in Queasy, So have a crack tomorrow if you'd
Speaker 3: like one.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 2: So we're about to ask you, have you ever utterly
Speaker 2: lost your mind and just had to get out of
Speaker 2: somewhere thirteen twenty four ten. I have absolutely hands up
Speaker 2: fled the scene. In fact, I don't want to say
Speaker 2: too much, but you've seen it this year.
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 2: We speak, of course, of Kylie on the Block now,
Speaker 2: thank god for Kylie seriously and Brad her husband, but
Speaker 2: mainly Kyle.
Speaker 3: Kylie's the real star in that duel.
Speaker 2: She is delivering the storyline after the storylines. First of all,
Speaker 2: she turned the block into married at first Sight with
Speaker 2: a cheating scandal, and this week has become the fugitive.
Speaker 2: I want to go on every hand house, our house,
Speaker 2: white House. It started like this from and it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter if you're listening and you're like, oh, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to be able to enjoy this. I don't watch
Speaker 2: the block. Oh no, no, no no. If you're a
Speaker 2: human being, you're going to want to come along for
Speaker 2: this journey. She's there getting judged. Her room, her outdoor room.
Speaker 2: They didn't put it. They've put an outdoor dining setting.
Speaker 2: They've obviously run out of money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for a couch they have. And Shane and Marty
Speaker 3: didn't love the space they created.
Speaker 2: Well, no, it looked like awful extras at a model home. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Scott Cam was reading out the feedback. The feedback wasn't good,
Speaker 2: and this was when we first got the inkling that
Speaker 2: she'd had a gut full. A lounge area would have
Speaker 2: been an important addition, and it's an opportunity missed. All right,
Speaker 2: let's wrap it up.
Speaker 4: What's that we had?
Speaker 3: We had planned to have a couch.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to wrap it up because this is
Speaker 3: part of the deal.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, we're reading out feedback, so I'd really appreciate it
Speaker 2: if you.
Speaker 6: Didn't tell me to wrap it up.
Speaker 3: Shana liked the driveway colored choice.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't hear it goes. I efate this guy now,
Speaker 2: Scotty was very cranky. I think he might have been
Speaker 2: hungover or something or something, because he took that very
Speaker 2: personally and he didn't have to.
Speaker 3: Well, he in production would have dealt with like the
Speaker 3: week before's drama of her running away.
Speaker 2: To camp with rubbing their hands. They're TV people, they
Speaker 2: would have loved it, true, true, In fact, they probably
Speaker 2: encouraged it, is my thought.
Speaker 3: I think producers would. I don't think Scotty would because
Speaker 3: that means he's not getting out of there until an
Speaker 3: extra like hour later because she's cracking it and Scotty
Speaker 3: wants to get back to the balls club.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, where is it again? The
Speaker 2: bowls Cup? So that was the first inkling we had
Speaker 2: of it, and I understand why she was mad, because
Speaker 2: I mean, anyone can see you put a lounge wet
Speaker 2: in it from super A, Martin Bang, you got a
Speaker 2: living room, you know, I mean they just amount of money. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Next was this, she took off.
Speaker 1: Break that camera.
Speaker 2: If you come anywhere near me.
Speaker 3: Cally, you's not We'll turn away, but we can't let
Speaker 3: you walk bed.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's dark and unsafe.
Speaker 2: So what I'm gonna say, Please don't Emma, I appreciate it,
Speaker 2: but this looks like a scene from a horror movie.
Speaker 4: Horror?
Speaker 1: Do you just go with Brad?
Speaker 4: Do you want to stay offsite?
Speaker 3: Lucky?
Speaker 2: They cannot. I don't want to come back to auction.
Speaker 2: I don't want to come back and have to deal
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 2: I literally don't. She literally doesn't. She's lost her mind.
Speaker 2: So what's happened is she's had a gutfull and the
Speaker 2: only answer sometimes is to just walk away and get
Speaker 2: out of there.
Speaker 3: Just flee, flee, flee the scene.
Speaker 2: Have you ever fled the scene? Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a party, Maybe it was your party.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was a work function.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was a workplace. Maybe you'd had enough of
Speaker 3: the workplace that day.
Speaker 2: Kylie, feel better and you're just legends the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: And I just want to stop down now and have
Speaker 2: a moment's silence for Kylie, who is bringing the drama
Speaker 2: and the entertainment to the block in a way that
Speaker 2: no contestant ever has before. Maybe d Jolly yesterday she
Speaker 2: said she effing hated Scott cam. She literally doesn't want
Speaker 2: to stick around for the auctions.
Speaker 3: She threatened to break the cameraman's camera.
Speaker 2: She walked down a freeway with no shoes on. She
Speaker 2: did the works. She did the works, and I get
Speaker 2: it because sometimes you push to your limit and the
Speaker 2: only thing to do is to just walk away, is
Speaker 2: to get out of there, flee the scene. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: like the last resort, but sometimes should be the first resport.
Speaker 3: And if you to put yourself in Kylie's shoes, imagine
Speaker 3: being that angry and seeing red and then having a
Speaker 3: cameraman in your face and then a boom mike held
Speaker 3: over you and then be followed.
Speaker 2: Last week, you know, she had the drama of her
Speaker 2: marriage breaking down and flying to and from a plus,
Speaker 2: she's a runner, She's a bolter, as my Queen and
Speaker 2: Savior Taylor would call it. Yes, she's a bolt because
Speaker 2: she bolted to Cans when it got too hard. Anyway,
Speaker 2: all right, Christine, when what advice can you offer Kylie?
Speaker 2: Because I know that we have all just fled the scene.
Speaker 7: I think sometimes we've just got to do what we've
Speaker 7: got to do because I was in that situation as well.
Speaker 7: Within the girlfriend lose three girls ugly and out of the bedrooms.
Speaker 7: It got that wild that they were pulling each other's fairs,
Speaker 7: and I just couldn't do it. But I left.
Speaker 2: Well, you just grabbed your keys, And isn't that a
Speaker 2: great feeling when you pop your keys in your handbag
Speaker 2: or in my case of bum bag and you realize
Speaker 2: that you're the boss of you and you can leave.
Speaker 7: I just couldn't deal. Yes, that's exactly right. It was
Speaker 7: just either that or it would have just horrified me more.
Speaker 2: You know, you've reminded me. I was on a road
Speaker 2: trip with my kids and their dad was driving. This
Speaker 2: was a few years ago, and they were so poorly
Speaker 2: behaved in the car, the three of them, so loud,
Speaker 2: so revolting, that I just devised a plan when the
Speaker 2: car stops in town to get the supplies to take
Speaker 2: to the house. Yeah, they airbnb. I'm not getting back
Speaker 2: in the car, so I just we all left the
Speaker 2: car to go to the supermarket for me to pay
Speaker 2: for everything these bastards, and I just I put on
Speaker 2: my backpack and I kept walking away.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. And then what happened after.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I ended up back at the house eventually,
Speaker 2: and they were very quiet.
Speaker 3: You made your own way back down.
Speaker 2: They stayed with their dad, and he realized that things
Speaker 2: were not great, and he went and got the roast
Speaker 2: chok and the rolls and whatever and went to the house.
Speaker 2: And I turned up later.
Speaker 3: And you're a different kind of sheepish when you've seen
Speaker 3: mum that mad twelve hours.
Speaker 2: It's the only language that works.
Speaker 3: It really is Christine Priceline pharmacy voucher for you, Celia,
Speaker 3: whenever you had to flee the scene.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're sort of similar. I've got a couple of
Speaker 4: sisters and one school holidays, we all head off to
Speaker 4: Apollo Bay. Now they've got young kids. I don't we
Speaker 4: get there. So after a couple of hour joves, we
Speaker 4: get there. We unpack everything. Immediately the kids throw up
Speaker 4: over everything. So then we're cleaning up and all right,
Speaker 4: that's great. We go out in about a few times.
Speaker 4: Every time we go somewhere. Immediately when we stopped, the
Speaker 4: kids throw up. Okay, well it's great ocean road. It's
Speaker 4: a bit winding, fine, but.
Speaker 6: We go all right.
Speaker 4: After dinner, get to be Apollo Base hotels, fall ordered
Speaker 4: our dinner and outcome dinner and we're all about to
Speaker 4: tuck in, and then the kids just threw up all
Speaker 4: over the whole. It was just the windy roads. I think. Well,
Speaker 4: but that at that point, I just when you know what,
Speaker 4: I think I've had enough having my stuff and we're
Speaker 4: back to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: A very very.
Speaker 3: Wise move, Celia Pricelin pharmacy voucher for you, Celia, that
Speaker 3: would be grim. And also when you don't have kid,
Speaker 3: you don't understand or you don't have the same sort
Speaker 3: of sympath.
Speaker 2: And you know what else, you don't have to Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's correct. You've made your choices, use them.
Speaker 5: Hello Cheryl, Hello Christy, good afternoon guys.
Speaker 2: Look at oh you sir?
Speaker 3: Good it? Where did you have to freeze?
Speaker 6: Oh? Well, I was working in an office and I
Speaker 6: started at eight thirty and at ten thirty I told
Speaker 6: them to stick the job up where they'd like, where
Speaker 6: the sun doesn't shine back.
Speaker 2: Tell me why why?
Speaker 6: And the reason why? Because they were really nasty. But
Speaker 6: what was the icing on the cake? This young manager
Speaker 6: from head office from another state was visiting, and she said,
Speaker 6: she comes in and she said like she was all
Speaker 6: of like twenty, and she said, I got up and
Speaker 6: I helped this elderly lady. I opened the door so
Speaker 6: she wouldn't fall and said, look, it's raining, be very
Speaker 6: careful as you walk outside. And when anyway, I came
Speaker 6: back and sat down in my office on the desk,
Speaker 6: and she said, you're not allowed to do that, and
Speaker 6: I said, I beg your pardon. You're not allowed to
Speaker 6: leave the desk and walk and open the door for anybody.
Speaker 6: And it was literally four feet away from the door.
Speaker 6: I wasn't a long way. And she said, that's one thing.
Speaker 6: And I'd lad to do. What if the phone rang?
Speaker 6: And I said, the phone didn't ring. Nothing rang. You
Speaker 6: can't tell me that I can't be polite to a
Speaker 6: lady that's in a eighties. You can stick this job
Speaker 6: where the sun doesn't shine. And on the side.
Speaker 1: The Crissy swan.
Speaker 2: So it's almost the end of Monday. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what Joel is going to be beside himself today because
Speaker 2: not only is the US election going on, there's all
Speaker 2: of this wicked stuff as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he was hosted it last night.
Speaker 2: She'll be beside himself. But let's do this first.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's cliche, the word kelsey.
Speaker 2: Has been all over the news on the weekend, and
Speaker 2: what's not Travis Kelcey. It's Jason, his brother.
Speaker 3: The Bogan brother.
Speaker 2: The brother looks sort of like a booper version of Travis,
Speaker 2: Like they're identical, but he's just a bit older and
Speaker 2: grayer and chunkier. Anyway, I don't know how I feel
Speaker 2: about this, and I'm interested to hear how you feel.
Speaker 2: I'll give you a pracie of what's happened, he said
Speaker 2: an at a public event. He's doing some sort of
Speaker 2: ESPN whatever, so is at a footy game. Essentially, when
Speaker 2: someone yells out you are a homophobic slur. No, no,
Speaker 2: your brother is a homophobic slur for dating Taylor, which
Speaker 2: is stupid. It's so dumb. Anyway, Jason's obviously in a
Speaker 2: bad mood or whatever. He punches the guy proper assault
Speaker 2: and then says, who's the homophobic slur?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, not great thoughts and thoughts about this.
Speaker 3: I just think you've got to be better in a
Speaker 3: scenario like that, Like how easily triggered can you be?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: What if that is the thousandth time he's been better?
Speaker 3: I still okay?
Speaker 2: Like people go Taylor Swift with a monotony and like
Speaker 2: nastiness that is reserved for only her. Imagine what he's copped.
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying it's fair. I'm just saying, don't
Speaker 2: start think leave people.
Speaker 3: Jason should have come back at this dude using a
Speaker 3: different word or a different insult. I know, it's that
Speaker 3: how do you not use that word? I don't think
Speaker 3: this would be that bad, But you've used that word
Speaker 3: back at him, so it's like you're both as bad
Speaker 3: as each other.
Speaker 2: He used it three times, Jason did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, far out And then also, like, imagine the situation
Speaker 3: that puts Taylor in traviling because Taylor like is a
Speaker 3: massive advocate for lg what do we call LGBTQUI plus yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: she's a big advocate.
Speaker 6: The game, and I.
Speaker 2: Reckon that Jason is as well. He's just angry and
Speaker 2: wasn't thinking. Yeah, I don't think he's a homophobe. I
Speaker 2: really don't.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just an awful, awful situation.
Speaker 3: But clearly think it didn't mess things up in the
Speaker 3: background too much, Swanny, because you were saying that travel
Speaker 3: was at her show over the weekend. Yes, yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure everything's fine there, but interesting, it
Speaker 2: is an interesting it's like it's almost I could choose
Speaker 2: your own adventure story. The first part is wrong, that
Speaker 2: stranger shouldn't have said that. The second part that Jason
Speaker 2: Kelsey responded with violence is also wrong, but I understand
Speaker 2: it kind of on provocation. The next bit that happens
Speaker 2: is wrong. So it's like a Tina Wayfer, you know,
Speaker 2: three later. All right, let's move on to Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 2: and it's another one. I want your opinion on. Jack.
Speaker 2: She has been labeled revolting and vulgar, which are two
Speaker 2: fairly strong adjectives. Yeah, because she's worn You probably don't
Speaker 2: remember it, but Princess Diana wore this massive sort of
Speaker 2: jewel encrusted crucifix called the Attala Cross. And I think
Speaker 2: Kim might be a bit of a collector of significant jewelry.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I think she definitely has an appreciation of past,
Speaker 3: like sort of vintage jewelry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think she owns a lot that's been
Speaker 2: owned by other celebrities. Okay, anyway, people are mad because
Speaker 2: you know, Princess Diana wore it and she's passed away,
Speaker 2: and people said it was revolting and vulgar. My question
Speaker 2: is this where's the line people wear antique jewelry all
Speaker 2: the time of dead people?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It's a really big,
Speaker 2: amazing thing to afford an antique ring. The person who
Speaker 2: originally had it and probably the ten people after that
Speaker 2: are dead. There can't be anything wrong with wearing a
Speaker 2: dead person's ring.
Speaker 3: No, I guess the argument there was someone as iconic
Speaker 3: as Lady Die and someone that was so sort of prolific,
Speaker 3: that do we just let her have that moment and
Speaker 3: that be the moment only? But then that was sort
Speaker 3: of my initial thought. And I love Kim. That was
Speaker 3: the first thing I had. But then Swani, after reading
Speaker 3: this story, it was for sale on Southersby in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty three, on Southsby's annual auction. Yeah, so if it's
Speaker 3: for sale, anyone could have bought it. Bought it. Of course,
Speaker 3: of course Kim bought it and she wore it, so
Speaker 3: tough shit.
Speaker 2: Everything's for sale, Yeah, so why is it vulgar?
Speaker 3: I agree, it's not like it's been in a museum
Speaker 3: or it's been no, you know, No, I.
Speaker 2: Think the problem people have is I think, to start with,
Speaker 2: because she also wore that Marilyn Monroe dress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people had an issue with that.
Speaker 2: People have an issue with that too. I think maybe
Speaker 2: it's if somebody, if somebody dies of old age and
Speaker 2: you buy their you know, jewelry, that's fine. I think
Speaker 2: that's an that's an homage. Yes, But if somebody dies tragically,
Speaker 2: I think there's a little stigma.
Speaker 3: That sort of changes it a bit.
Speaker 2: It's got bad juju. Maybe because we know that Princess
Speaker 2: Dyina died tragically, so did Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 3: But then maybe is it nice that it's carrying on
Speaker 3: dive legacy.
Speaker 2: I had no problem with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know either. And we're referencing her like
Speaker 3: it's a reference. It's not like Kim's trying to hide
Speaker 3: the fact it's lady dies.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I saw that. My first thing was, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that Kim Kardashian had such respect for
Speaker 2: Princess die.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You saw it in a positive Yeah, I saw it
Speaker 2: in a positive way.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, let's leave him alone. Also, it's just any
Speaker 3: excuse to hate on her.
Speaker 2: I am going to leave you my collection of Lovisa hoops.
Speaker 2: They were thank you Swan three pairs for fifteen dollars,
Speaker 2: and I expect you to wear them.
Speaker 3: I will sell them and try and get some cash
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