WEBVTT - The Infuriating Thing Hayesy's 2-Year-Old Daughter Does To Him 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:05.440 We got get you the Morning every day, adelaides. 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:09.960 Folks for on the podcast. We're currently on holidays. We 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:13.319 are sunning ourselves and living it up in Beckham, New 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:16.800 South Wales, population of sixty three people. We've got a 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:19.119 post office also go to a general store and a 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:20.640 bit of a hotel there as well. Used to have 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:22.800 a public school but that recently shut down because there 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:23.560 weren't enough kids. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:25.799 Yeah, okay, that's right, groupment, Yeah right, what are we 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:27.400 going to do this afternot just go and hang out 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:28.320 with mister and missus Hakes. 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:32.400 Well, we might go to the post office post some letters. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:34.680 We'll probably end up just drinking. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.120 Is there a pub? 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:40.199 God tell me. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:43.320 There's a pub Birkham bar as a whole too actually 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:44.760 where we used to do concerts and stuff. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.320 Okay, why don't we Why don't we go and get 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:48.640 some drinks at the pub and then we can go 0:00:48.680 --> 0:00:50.240 to the hall and you can re enact some. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.840 Of your cot put on a bit of a shark, 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.200 make a day of it. Let's talk about it as 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.240 well as something that really really grinds my gears from 0:00:58.280 --> 0:00:59.680 my two year old daughter. And I think a lot 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.520 of people have youngsters to do this, but it just 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:03.920 almost tips me over here. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.120 Oh she's two, but she's got manipulative traits that are 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:07.960 beyond her years. 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:09.679 Oh my gosh, you can't even talk pop when she's 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:12.319 in charge. I know, how's that going to be? 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:13.760 Who run the world? 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:14.479 Lotty? 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:16.839 How good is being a prayerent? 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:21.039 I know? The joy is so good today because they're 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:21.880 going back to school. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:26.680 Yeah, that's the best part. Hallelujah. I mean, we'll miss you, 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:27.479 we will miss out. 0:01:27.520 --> 0:01:29.520 I love you so much, Darling, I love it. I can't. 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.240 Oh my gosh, get into the school. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:35.880 Yeah, getting to school early, mom and dad, So you 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:37.000 got to catch up with your friends. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.479 Mom, it's five thirty okay, I don't care. 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.080 It's still dark. I want to stay in bed, go 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:45.039 to school. So we have a toddler at home, Lotty, 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.560 who is two and a half an hour and really 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:48.600 going through some stuff. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:49.960 Can I describe Lotty? 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:50.360 Yeah? 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.440 Sure, she's glorious. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:55.720 She's so pretty, so beautiful, but she's also the devil's spawn. 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.760 Yeah. It's like fifty to fifty, isn't it. It's like 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.040 one minute she's an absolute a angel, next minute she 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:03.880 gets in touch with her darker side. Yes, so my 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:07.000 wife car. We've just got a new car and the 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.480 spare key, which we've since found out costs a lot 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:14.000 of money to replace, hundreds and hundreds of dollars straight away, Bang, 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:17.160 spare key goes missing. Oh no, completely goes missing. And 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.040 my wife's like this. I'm like this. If you're like 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:21.360 this as well, we'd love to hear from you. Thirteen 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:22.840 and twenty four ten. You get in the zone when 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.120 you lose something where it turns into the most important 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:26.160 thing on the planet, like. 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.240 It's all consuming. Oh, nothing else matters in the whole 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.680 entire world. Then finding the thing that you've lost. 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:34.160 Yes, So every few months, I lose my glasses, yep, 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:36.360 and it's like the most important thing that's ever happened 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.440 his sunglasses. Yes, yeah, I've gone through a lot of Sonny's. 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.320 As you leave them on top of the car, they're 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:44.799 not that good, So all good. I'll lose them a 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.799 couple of months and get a new pair, just mix 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.639 it up. So these keys went missing, and they've gone 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:52.520 missing for a good couple of days and started going 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:54.799 where are they? Clearly one of the kids is taken. 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.359 We've got a five year old son, Henry as well, 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:00.160 and bless him. We convinced him. I reckon that he 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:06.280 took it. Henry, where is the key? Did you take it? 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:10.520 He's going, Oh, yeah, I think so, I don't know 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.840 where I put it. Well, remember, Henry, I can't remember. 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.239 So two days later, Arthur Cara has spoken to three 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.200 businesses which he's visited, thinking, oh, maybe I've just left 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:27.480 it there. Yeah, almost conceding defeat, walking it one hundred dollars, 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:30.600 hundreds of dollars of these new keys. I pick up 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:34.000 some chips down the bottom of the cupboard. Underneath the chips, 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:38.160 there's the key. Oh wow, Now who would have put 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:40.120 it there? I wonder who's put it there? 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:41.920 One word to say to you. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:46.920 Lotty lotty, And look if it wasn't a giveaway itself, 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.240 that it's about, you know, twenty centimeters off the ground. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:52.160 The next giveaway was the keys were situated next to 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.520 a mini bubble blower and also a mini Barbie doll, 0:03:56.800 --> 0:04:00.960 so she'd stashed them quite beautifully, and then finally hit 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:04.200 up about it, Latti, did you put the keys there? 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:11.280 In her response, yeah, sorry, mummy, sorry mummy, sorry mummy, 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:12.160 Oh gosh. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.720 Sorry for causing you forty eight hours of the most 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:16.400 stressful time of your life. 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:18.520 So this was about car was about to fork over 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.280 hundreds of dollars yes for this spare key. Yeah, thirteen 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:24.640 twenty fourteen, what chick toddler cost you? Because our friends 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.159 as well left an engagement and a wedding ring on 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:31.279 the bench top table in the kitchen. Yep, gone one morning. 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:35.359 It's never returned. So clearly they had two toddlers at 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.440 the time. Clearly one of them had taken it. It 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:38.360 never came back. 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:40.880 Can I quickly tell you that we had a situation 0:04:40.960 --> 0:04:41.799 where we. 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:42.440 Had our car. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:45.760 It was a Volkswagen down at Middleton. We've got a 0:04:45.760 --> 0:04:49.320 place down there, and I took Harper for a walk 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.200 in the pram and she had the keys in her hand, 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:56.320 never to be seen again. That Volkswagen sat there for 0:04:56.480 --> 0:05:00.440 a month while we had to order new keys from Germany. 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:03.960 From Germany at a cost of I can't hundreds. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.479 Of Yeah, it's good, isn't it. Yeah, thanks a little 0:05:05.480 --> 0:05:07.360 trip from overseas, and no doubt Harper was like, oh, 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.039 I just thought that some of the fish in the 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:12.040 ocean would like to boiler car, so I handed it 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:12.400 to them. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:16.039 So I just just them over casually. 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:19.279 Thirteen twenty four to ten. What has your toddler cost you? 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:22.960 Bless them though, bless we love the whole God, we 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.200 love them so much. Just wondering how much your parents 0:05:26.240 --> 0:05:28.520 spent on your education for you to get to this. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:31.960 Plant free of charge. It's about the experience. I can't 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:37.520 put a number on happiness, and experience can unluckily as 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.240 well when you've got toddler's because sometimes they just chuck 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:41.240 your stuff out for no. 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:46.480 Particular ruleson my gideot, do they? Ashley Morning, Ashley. 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:47.960 Good morning. How are you guys? 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:48.640 Really well? 0:05:48.640 --> 0:05:51.239 Thank you? How much did your toddler cost you? 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:54.400 They cost me two hundred dollars. You know how you 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:57.200 get like money in a birthday car like to your 0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:58.800 birthday and for Christmas and things like that. 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:01.720 Of course, I had three hundred dollars in. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.640 A card from Manana and we left the card on 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.680 the fence and we came back an hour or two 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.120 later and it was gone and we still hadn't found it. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.800 Oh yep, just be the card, card. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.760 And money gone. And I reckon one of my post yes. 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.880 And they'll keep that information, they'll take it to the grave. 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.160 We did ask them, but None of them have ever 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:23.520 owned up to it, have they not? 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:27.400 Oh no, Ashley, thank you, Tana, good morning, Jerdy and Hazy. 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.520 A couple one hundred bucks. My daughter had a gun's 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:34.040 teddy lost it, sir Ty and Lowe. I was freaking out. 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:37.600 Was syspherical put her in? Birds quickly jumped online? All right, 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.440 how much is this beast of a teddy going to 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.680 cost me to replace? You can only buy them from 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:43.839 the UK ninety pounds. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:46.440 Ninety pounds, so that's a classy ones of really special ones. 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.279 The Peter gun wants yep, yep. 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.000 And I was devastated. She was devastated. Opened up the 0:06:52.120 --> 0:07:00.880 washing machine. There he was. I cleaned him on a 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:05.000 quick cycle, ready for him to bedtime. Boom lost him totally, 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:05.960 forgot to put him in there. 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.520 There you go, It's easy. It all comes back around. 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.880 It's times two and a half, isn't it Australian there 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.680 about two sixty? 0:07:13.920 --> 0:07:15.800 I think? So, yes, there's some quick mass for you 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:18.800 there as well. Let's wrap this ut, Sarah, what did 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:19.600 you todd? The swap? 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:20.360 Okay? 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:23.200 So it was diamond ear rings and my anniversary ring. 0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:25.800 My son's play thought it was. 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:27.080 He called them. 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:30.000 Shiny and I had them in a box and we 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:34.520 used to have a garbage disposal, like shoot, Shiny went 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:35.680 in the garbage disposal. 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.600 Oh goodness, so that it never got them back. 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:43.680 No, no, no, I never replaced either, so that was fine. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.240 That's not even the money, it's the like sentiment of 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:47.840 the whole thing. 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:50.720 Yeah, yah, I'm so so okay. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.080 I also a couple of mobile phones in the toilet. 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:57.160 But hey, who's how good to kids? 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:57.400 Sarah? 0:07:57.640 --> 0:08:03.520 So right, we really love them. 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:05.680 One of the things you like to do most in 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:06.240 life is. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:09.280 Gas, Like me, how very dare you? I never guess 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.760 started you my life? You're crazy? Are you hearing yourself? 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:14.040 It's wrong with you. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:18.240 So we've touched on this before at Channel ten. Sometimes 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:21.440 you have to film your own stuff in sport, so 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:25.560 I am not very good at it technologically, video guy 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:31.440 Joshualla test, I am like borderline backwards. And so I 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.240 get to port training and I'm trying to film the 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:38.520 boys and you you did your utmost. Because I was like, 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:39.800 it's okay, Hazy's there, He's going. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:40.160 To help me. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:43.880 You did your utmost to derail the whole process. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.120 Like you walked into my shot. 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:48.000 You were kicking my tripod, and then you're saying things 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.240 like make sure you get shots of number twenty three 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.080 because he'll definitely line up this weekend. 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:54.240 And I'm like, what, Oh, I was Dylan Williams. He's 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:54.880 definitely playing. 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:57.800 Is he even played a game? 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:02.440 Williams? That's number twenty three. We're trying to convince you 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.240 that some of the sample top up boys would be 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.839 playing AFL this week. Yeah, and you're like, oh, thanks 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.280 for the heads up. So you've taken don't even have 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.440 numbers on their back. That's the biggest giveaway. 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:13.319 So you've taken it. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.520 I swing in, in and out of sport, right, you 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:19.040 do it all the time. I'm busy being a multitasker 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:23.160 and dabbling in politics and crime and everything else. 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:26.320 Is this when I called Jim Charms Freedenburg. We get 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:27.319 back to that, Ellie. 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.880 Anyway. So you've taken it to the next level. 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:35.280 Because last week at training you're trying to convince me 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:40.320 Charlie Dixon was going to swing down back. You're trying 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.880 to convince you are trying to tell me that Charlie 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.960 Dixon is going to become a defender. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.760 Yeah, look he's probably due and all these ridiculous things, 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:52.840 and poor Jady, bless her heart, she's so beautifully innocent, really, 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.719 and we've got to stay to She's like, I can 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:57.880 see that happening. I can see that he's a. 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:00.280 Big toll unit and like, of course he he's got 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.160 to be a quality defender as well as attacker. So anyway, 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:06.600 you and the other boys convinced me so much so 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.360 that I was about to ask Kenny in the press, yes. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.720 And then we had just before the press has started. 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:17.280 The best part of the whole thing was we'd almost 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.959 convinced you that Ken's name is Ben and you're going 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:22.079 to call him Benny Hinckley, that he changed his name, 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:24.760 asking a few questions, Hey, Benny, what about that long 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.000 goal from Dom Jonas. That's pretty good, isn't it. What 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:32.000 about the form of Connor Daisy? He's on fire? And 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:38.000 Travis Kloak just keeps on coming, doesn't he. In yesterday, 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:43.120 social media influences Laura Henshaw and Steph Claire Smith really 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:44.000 really got people. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:48.679 Thinkry're my favorite Laura and Steph me too, me too. 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:50.120 It's so good. 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.840 Do you wear Undy's at the gym? And this is 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.280 a question to the ladies and all of a sudden, 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.880 all the blokes are gone, What is this a thing? 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:00.600 Do you wear? Is it the gym? 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.600 I absolutely categorically where unders at the gym? And so 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:08.120 much to the point like it becomes incredibly uncomfortable if 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:11.160 though they're said underwear, move to a position that isn't 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:14.520 covering things that they should be covering. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:21.440 What do you mean? I'm thinking more broadly, it's made 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:26.000 me really question I don't understand women in general, let's 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:26.360 be honest. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.400 Well, I know that's true. 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:29.280 Still trying to work it out, but I think I've 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:32.640 discovered a few things which are maybe a little bit concerning. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.760 And if we could welcome to you producers, Zoe, good morning. 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:40.319 Now we're having a little chat earlier this morning. It 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.000 is sort of chewing the fat, and then we started 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:46.480 talking about I have recall it clothing habits and maybe 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:48.600 the differences between guys and girls. 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:53.600 Right because it started that I defended the commando gym situation. Now, 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:58.080 well I've done it once, didn't quite rate it myself, 0:11:58.120 --> 0:11:59.600 but banned from the gym. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.439 Because her brother not only did she not wear underwear, 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:04.840 she didn't wear ties. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.280 To the next level up, lots of chicks don't like 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.360 the seam of their undies on their tights and things 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:14.400 like that, So I kind of get it. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.199 I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bash that one. Well, 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:17.280 that's a vanity thing. 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:20.080 If you've got chicks getting around who don't want to 0:12:20.120 --> 0:12:21.840 see the line of their g string and they just 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:22.959 want the scrunch. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.280 Bum look that's on them. 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:30.440 Wow, wow, I see a lot of vanity in my gym. 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.560 Yeah right, I have. It's one of those gyms. Yeah. 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:34.520 No, it's a great gym. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:34.720 I love. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:36.440 It's a good gym. But you've really got to make 0:12:36.440 --> 0:12:37.439 sure you know what you're wearing. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.440 Yeah, Well, from that, we were talking about like just 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:43.400 other clothing habits. I said, it's you know, it's like 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:45.920 women do stuff like that. I don't wash my bra 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.280 very often, really, and I will not wash my bra 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.080 every time I wear it. I will go a few 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:52.240 days in that bad boy. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.480 Yes, but bear in mind as well, that's our producers 0:12:54.800 --> 0:13:03.760 is amish. Just a bath once a month. No, just kidding. 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:05.920 So what were we talking? We're talking days weeks. We 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:08.679 don't wash your bra. Back me up. I don't want 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:09.800 to expose myself too much. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.480 I'd probably go a couple of days. I certainly wouldn't 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:13.360 go weeks without. 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.400 Not weeks, I reckon, I would go a week without 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:15.960 washing my bra. 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.200 Don't you sweat it and everything. It's a nice spot. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:20.319 That it doesn't get that. 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:24.600 Yeah. But also I've got I don't know about you, though, 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.360 I've got my favorite bras. So I sort of wear 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:30.200 the ones that are most comfortable the most often, that's right. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.559 And there's some real neglected ones, you know, like the 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.520 sexy ones that used to wear in your twenties and that, 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:36.840 oh you're still in your twenties. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:40.199 Yea, And I bet you're not wearing sexy underwear. I'm 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:40.720 not at all. 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:46.679 So I'm just trying to get this straight. First of all, 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.400 you wear your undies on the outside, you're in trouble. 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.880 Superman gets himself in trouble on the outside. 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:52.280 Yeah. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.560 But also, you guys don't have to wash your bras. 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:56.959 You can wear your undies if you want or you don't, 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.120 so you can do what you want. But as soon 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:03.120 as I wear a G string at the gym, probably 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:09.000 shouldn't have any one squats, you know. Sometimes I don't 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:09.959 even know who you are. 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.360 I don't know who I am either. I've never liked 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:14.720 dogs my whole life. I've been pretty vocal about that. 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.560 Didn't make me a bad person. I just wasn't a 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.640 dog person until I was confronted with a choice from 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:22.200 my husband and my children, another baby or a dog. 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:24.960 So along come Sid, the toy kavoodle. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:33.920 Oh Sid, what an absolute delight she is. She's crazy, 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:36.200 believably crazy. 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.720 Since a toy kavoodle, mate, she doesn't sound like that. 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:50.960 What's the matter? That is crazy? 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:52.800 That is not what Sid sounds like. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.160 Sid turn one yesterday, Hazy. I know you were super 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:59.400 excited for Sid's birthday. So I got up in the 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.840 morning and I gave her a little treat, little teaspoon 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:05.720 or peanut butter Rover's reward, it's called she loves. 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.160 It what we're doing here. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.080 And then we gave her a little party at night, Hazy. 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.120 So she had a little party hat on, and she 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.960 had a boat eye and a bandanna that said it's 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:20.160 my birthday, and a banner that had like on the 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:22.120 wall that had a little paws across it and that 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:26.720 said happy birthday, Sit. How good gosh. Anyway, she also 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:30.160 had a doggy biscuit cake, So try explaining to a 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:31.600 three year old you can't eat that cake. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:34.360 She's like, I just wanted to chocolate. 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:34.640 Mommy. 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.200 I'm like, no, no, that will make you very very ill, darling. 0:15:37.240 --> 0:15:37.800 Don't eat it. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.400 And as part of her presence, she's got a brand 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.760 new lead and a trip to the groomers. 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:47.640 Oh my gosh, that's enough enough. Sit here and keep 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:50.280 my mouth shaft for most of that. But for goodness sake, 0:15:50.400 --> 0:15:53.120 he says, what's more confusing You explain to your three 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.480 year old human that they can't hit the dog food, 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:57.840 or trying to explain to a one year old dog 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:01.880 that we're having a party for you. Oh, here you go. 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:08.040 You love your little thing at your birthday? You really 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:09.120 did all those things? 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:09.800 I really did. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:13.080 Yeah, my god, had a good hour at the pet shop. Anyway, 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.320 she got too much? You got too much money? Did 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.360 you mean a lot of what's happening here? 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:19.040 Anyway? 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:19.800 So give me. 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:25.040 She gets a text via her daddy's phone and it said, Hi, Sid, 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:28.080 please confirm your appointment with precious pause on the ninth 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.880 of August at nine am. And so my husband, being 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:34.160 my husband, Gregory wrote back, Sid doesn't know how to 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:34.760 use a phone. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:41.080 Sorry, all right, good, that's good gift. That's a good gift. 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:47.200 Greg no response, so they like they re send it 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:50.400 saying please, can you know high Sid, please confirm your 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.560 appointment with Precious. Pause on the ninth of August at 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:56.160 nine am, so they've gone again. So then Gregory responds 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.280 once again with look at me, I'm a mess. 0:16:58.320 --> 0:16:59.160 Of course I'll be there. 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:02.960 Oh my god. What sends her a little photo classic 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.040 isn't that nice? And then Sid turns up and they're like, well, 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:13.000 you are a mess. I think I know where you're 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:15.959 mess because you've got raining. People don't do this, by 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:16.200 the way. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.240 The poor woman at Precious pauses like, I'm not going 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:18.760 to you that dog. 0:17:18.880 --> 0:17:21.320 Yeah, look at it. Rabbid little thing, isn't she. People 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:23.720 don't do this, by the way. Is that is ridiculous. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:25.159 It is ridiculous. 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:27.440 It's just showing love to your little for their good 0:17:27.440 --> 0:17:30.080 friend who loves me unconditionally, by the way, And I 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:32.720 haven't always had that my whole life, so thank Sid. 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:35.760 Okay. She also likes to wei wherever she goes, well 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.359 she does. When I looked after for a little bit, 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.239 she liked to just I think she was weaning as 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:40.400 she was walking along as well. 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:43.240 She gets excited around people that she's like she likes, 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:44.480 so I'm surprised she weed around. 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.320 He oh yeah, good, I tell you what this is. 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:49.840 I can't get my head around this. And look, we've 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:53.280 got a dog. She's fifteen or almost sixteen. I'm getting 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:57.440 birthdays anymore. She's waking up every morning going, oh gosh, 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:58.919 I'm still alive. It's fantastic. 0:17:59.040 --> 0:18:00.600 I was going to say her next birthday could be 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.800 a last. Yeah, and don't talk to me about when 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:05.399 your dog's incontinent, like actual incontinent. 0:18:05.520 --> 0:18:08.560 Yeah, but she's sixteen. Yeah, she's not in her prime. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:10.840 She's not one years old. And I don't even think that. 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:13.320 I think sid's doing it because she can. You'd be like, oh, 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:15.320 it's so cute. You did a WII on the couch. 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:16.920 Oh my gosh, we're so blessed. 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:18.560 That's not how I talk to my dog. Thank you 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:21.040 very much. Go on, its shitty, you get a little 0:18:21.080 --> 0:18:23.920 wee on your couch? Really? 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:24.840