Speaker 1: We got get you the Morning every day, adelaides.
Speaker 2: Folks for on the podcast. We're currently on holidays. We
Speaker 2: are sunning ourselves and living it up in Beckham, New
Speaker 2: South Wales, population of sixty three people. We've got a
Speaker 2: post office also go to a general store and a
Speaker 2: bit of a hotel there as well. Used to have
Speaker 2: a public school but that recently shut down because there
Speaker 2: weren't enough kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's right, groupment, Yeah right, what are we
Speaker 1: going to do this afternot just go and hang out
Speaker 1: with mister and missus Hakes.
Speaker 2: Well, we might go to the post office post some letters.
Speaker 2: We'll probably end up just drinking.
Speaker 3: Is there a pub?
Speaker 1: God tell me.
Speaker 2: There's a pub Birkham bar as a whole too actually
Speaker 2: where we used to do concerts and stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't we Why don't we go and get
Speaker 1: some drinks at the pub and then we can go
Speaker 1: to the hall and you can re enact some.
Speaker 2: Of your cot put on a bit of a shark,
Speaker 2: make a day of it. Let's talk about it as
Speaker 2: well as something that really really grinds my gears from
Speaker 2: my two year old daughter. And I think a lot
Speaker 2: of people have youngsters to do this, but it just
Speaker 2: almost tips me over here.
Speaker 1: Oh she's two, but she's got manipulative traits that are
Speaker 1: beyond her years.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you can't even talk pop when she's
Speaker 2: in charge. I know, how's that going to be?
Speaker 1: Who run the world?
Speaker 3: Lotty?
Speaker 2: How good is being a prayerent?
Speaker 1: I know? The joy is so good today because they're
Speaker 1: going back to school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the best part. Hallelujah. I mean, we'll miss you,
Speaker 2: we will miss out.
Speaker 3: I love you so much, Darling, I love it. I can't.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, get into the school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, getting to school early, mom and dad, So you
Speaker 2: got to catch up with your friends.
Speaker 1: Mom, it's five thirty okay, I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's still dark. I want to stay in bed, go
Speaker 2: to school. So we have a toddler at home, Lotty,
Speaker 2: who is two and a half an hour and really
Speaker 2: going through some stuff.
Speaker 1: Can I describe Lotty?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, she's glorious.
Speaker 1: She's so pretty, so beautiful, but she's also the devil's spawn.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like fifty to fifty, isn't it. It's like
Speaker 2: one minute she's an absolute a angel, next minute she
Speaker 2: gets in touch with her darker side. Yes, so my
Speaker 2: wife car. We've just got a new car and the
Speaker 2: spare key, which we've since found out costs a lot
Speaker 2: of money to replace, hundreds and hundreds of dollars straight away, Bang,
Speaker 2: spare key goes missing. Oh no, completely goes missing. And
Speaker 2: my wife's like this. I'm like this. If you're like
Speaker 2: this as well, we'd love to hear from you. Thirteen
Speaker 2: and twenty four ten. You get in the zone when
Speaker 2: you lose something where it turns into the most important
Speaker 2: thing on the planet, like.
Speaker 1: It's all consuming. Oh, nothing else matters in the whole
Speaker 1: entire world. Then finding the thing that you've lost.
Speaker 2: Yes, So every few months, I lose my glasses, yep,
Speaker 2: and it's like the most important thing that's ever happened
Speaker 2: his sunglasses. Yes, yeah, I've gone through a lot of Sonny's.
Speaker 2: As you leave them on top of the car, they're
Speaker 2: not that good, So all good. I'll lose them a
Speaker 2: couple of months and get a new pair, just mix
Speaker 2: it up. So these keys went missing, and they've gone
Speaker 2: missing for a good couple of days and started going
Speaker 2: where are they? Clearly one of the kids is taken.
Speaker 2: We've got a five year old son, Henry as well,
Speaker 2: and bless him. We convinced him. I reckon that he
Speaker 2: took it. Henry, where is the key? Did you take it?
Speaker 2: He's going, Oh, yeah, I think so, I don't know
Speaker 2: where I put it. Well, remember, Henry, I can't remember.
Speaker 2: So two days later, Arthur Cara has spoken to three
Speaker 2: businesses which he's visited, thinking, oh, maybe I've just left
Speaker 2: it there. Yeah, almost conceding defeat, walking it one hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: hundreds of dollars of these new keys. I pick up
Speaker 2: some chips down the bottom of the cupboard. Underneath the chips,
Speaker 2: there's the key. Oh wow, Now who would have put
Speaker 2: it there? I wonder who's put it there?
Speaker 3: One word to say to you.
Speaker 2: Lotty lotty, And look if it wasn't a giveaway itself,
Speaker 2: that it's about, you know, twenty centimeters off the ground.
Speaker 2: The next giveaway was the keys were situated next to
Speaker 2: a mini bubble blower and also a mini Barbie doll,
Speaker 2: so she'd stashed them quite beautifully, and then finally hit
Speaker 2: up about it, Latti, did you put the keys there?
Speaker 2: In her response, yeah, sorry, mummy, sorry mummy, sorry mummy,
Speaker 2: Oh gosh.
Speaker 1: Sorry for causing you forty eight hours of the most
Speaker 1: stressful time of your life.
Speaker 2: So this was about car was about to fork over
Speaker 2: hundreds of dollars yes for this spare key. Yeah, thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, what chick toddler cost you? Because our friends
Speaker 2: as well left an engagement and a wedding ring on
Speaker 2: the bench top table in the kitchen. Yep, gone one morning.
Speaker 2: It's never returned. So clearly they had two toddlers at
Speaker 2: the time. Clearly one of them had taken it. It
Speaker 2: never came back.
Speaker 1: Can I quickly tell you that we had a situation
Speaker 1: where we.
Speaker 3: Had our car.
Speaker 1: It was a Volkswagen down at Middleton. We've got a
Speaker 1: place down there, and I took Harper for a walk
Speaker 1: in the pram and she had the keys in her hand,
Speaker 1: never to be seen again. That Volkswagen sat there for
Speaker 1: a month while we had to order new keys from Germany.
Speaker 3: From Germany at a cost of I can't hundreds.
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, it's good, isn't it. Yeah, thanks a little
Speaker 2: trip from overseas, and no doubt Harper was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I just thought that some of the fish in the
Speaker 2: ocean would like to boiler car, so I handed it
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 3: So I just just them over casually.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What has your toddler cost you?
Speaker 1: Bless them though, bless we love the whole God, we
Speaker 1: love them so much. Just wondering how much your parents
Speaker 1: spent on your education for you to get to this.
Speaker 2: Plant free of charge. It's about the experience. I can't
Speaker 2: put a number on happiness, and experience can unluckily as
Speaker 2: well when you've got toddler's because sometimes they just chuck
Speaker 2: your stuff out for no.
Speaker 1: Particular ruleson my gideot, do they? Ashley Morning, Ashley.
Speaker 4: Good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 1: Really well?
Speaker 3: Thank you? How much did your toddler cost you?
Speaker 4: They cost me two hundred dollars. You know how you
Speaker 4: get like money in a birthday car like to your
Speaker 4: birthday and for Christmas and things like that.
Speaker 3: Of course, I had three hundred dollars in.
Speaker 4: A card from Manana and we left the card on
Speaker 4: the fence and we came back an hour or two
Speaker 4: later and it was gone and we still hadn't found it.
Speaker 2: Oh yep, just be the card, card.
Speaker 4: And money gone. And I reckon one of my post yes.
Speaker 2: And they'll keep that information, they'll take it to the grave.
Speaker 4: We did ask them, but None of them have ever
Speaker 4: owned up to it, have they not?
Speaker 5: Oh no, Ashley, thank you, Tana, good morning, Jerdy and Hazy.
Speaker 5: A couple one hundred bucks. My daughter had a gun's
Speaker 5: teddy lost it, sir Ty and Lowe. I was freaking out.
Speaker 5: Was syspherical put her in? Birds quickly jumped online? All right,
Speaker 5: how much is this beast of a teddy going to
Speaker 5: cost me to replace? You can only buy them from
Speaker 5: the UK ninety pounds.
Speaker 2: Ninety pounds, so that's a classy ones of really special ones.
Speaker 2: The Peter gun wants yep, yep.
Speaker 5: And I was devastated. She was devastated. Opened up the
Speaker 5: washing machine. There he was. I cleaned him on a
Speaker 5: quick cycle, ready for him to bedtime. Boom lost him totally,
Speaker 5: forgot to put him in there.
Speaker 2: There you go, It's easy. It all comes back around.
Speaker 1: It's times two and a half, isn't it Australian there
Speaker 1: about two sixty?
Speaker 2: I think? So, yes, there's some quick mass for you
Speaker 2: there as well. Let's wrap this ut, Sarah, what did
Speaker 2: you todd? The swap?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: So it was diamond ear rings and my anniversary ring.
Speaker 6: My son's play thought it was.
Speaker 7: He called them.
Speaker 4: Shiny and I had them in a box and we
Speaker 4: used to have a garbage disposal, like shoot, Shiny went
Speaker 4: in the garbage disposal.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, so that it never got them back.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I never replaced either, so that was fine.
Speaker 1: That's not even the money, it's the like sentiment of
Speaker 1: the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yah, I'm so so okay.
Speaker 6: I also a couple of mobile phones in the toilet.
Speaker 4: But hey, who's how good to kids?
Speaker 2: Sarah?
Speaker 1: So right, we really love them.
Speaker 3: One of the things you like to do most in
Speaker 3: life is.
Speaker 2: Gas, Like me, how very dare you? I never guess
Speaker 2: started you my life? You're crazy? Are you hearing yourself?
Speaker 2: It's wrong with you.
Speaker 1: So we've touched on this before at Channel ten. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you have to film your own stuff in sport, so
Speaker 1: I am not very good at it technologically, video guy
Speaker 1: Joshualla test, I am like borderline backwards. And so I
Speaker 1: get to port training and I'm trying to film the
Speaker 1: boys and you you did your utmost. Because I was like,
Speaker 1: it's okay, Hazy's there, He's going.
Speaker 3: To help me.
Speaker 1: You did your utmost to derail the whole process.
Speaker 3: Like you walked into my shot.
Speaker 1: You were kicking my tripod, and then you're saying things
Speaker 1: like make sure you get shots of number twenty three
Speaker 1: because he'll definitely line up this weekend.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what, Oh, I was Dylan Williams. He's
Speaker 2: definitely playing.
Speaker 3: Is he even played a game?
Speaker 2: Williams? That's number twenty three. We're trying to convince you
Speaker 2: that some of the sample top up boys would be
Speaker 2: playing AFL this week. Yeah, and you're like, oh, thanks
Speaker 2: for the heads up. So you've taken don't even have
Speaker 2: numbers on their back. That's the biggest giveaway.
Speaker 3: So you've taken it.
Speaker 1: I swing in, in and out of sport, right, you
Speaker 1: do it all the time. I'm busy being a multitasker
Speaker 1: and dabbling in politics and crime and everything else.
Speaker 2: Is this when I called Jim Charms Freedenburg. We get
Speaker 2: back to that, Ellie.
Speaker 3: Anyway. So you've taken it to the next level.
Speaker 1: Because last week at training you're trying to convince me
Speaker 1: Charlie Dixon was going to swing down back. You're trying
Speaker 1: to convince you are trying to tell me that Charlie
Speaker 1: Dixon is going to become a defender.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look he's probably due and all these ridiculous things,
Speaker 2: and poor Jady, bless her heart, she's so beautifully innocent, really,
Speaker 2: and we've got to stay to She's like, I can
Speaker 2: see that happening. I can see that he's a.
Speaker 1: Big toll unit and like, of course he he's got
Speaker 1: to be a quality defender as well as attacker. So anyway,
Speaker 1: you and the other boys convinced me so much so
Speaker 1: that I was about to ask Kenny in the press, yes.
Speaker 2: And then we had just before the press has started.
Speaker 2: The best part of the whole thing was we'd almost
Speaker 2: convinced you that Ken's name is Ben and you're going
Speaker 2: to call him Benny Hinckley, that he changed his name,
Speaker 2: asking a few questions, Hey, Benny, what about that long
Speaker 2: goal from Dom Jonas. That's pretty good, isn't it. What
Speaker 2: about the form of Connor Daisy? He's on fire? And
Speaker 2: Travis Kloak just keeps on coming, doesn't he. In yesterday,
Speaker 2: social media influences Laura Henshaw and Steph Claire Smith really
Speaker 2: really got people.
Speaker 1: Thinkry're my favorite Laura and Steph me too, me too.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 2: Do you wear Undy's at the gym? And this is
Speaker 2: a question to the ladies and all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: all the blokes are gone, What is this a thing?
Speaker 2: Do you wear? Is it the gym?
Speaker 1: I absolutely categorically where unders at the gym? And so
Speaker 1: much to the point like it becomes incredibly uncomfortable if
Speaker 1: though they're said underwear, move to a position that isn't
Speaker 1: covering things that they should be covering.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? I'm thinking more broadly, it's made
Speaker 2: me really question I don't understand women in general, let's
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 3: Well, I know that's true.
Speaker 2: Still trying to work it out, but I think I've
Speaker 2: discovered a few things which are maybe a little bit concerning.
Speaker 2: And if we could welcome to you producers, Zoe, good morning.
Speaker 2: Now we're having a little chat earlier this morning. It
Speaker 2: is sort of chewing the fat, and then we started
Speaker 2: talking about I have recall it clothing habits and maybe
Speaker 2: the differences between guys and girls.
Speaker 8: Right because it started that I defended the commando gym situation. Now,
Speaker 8: well I've done it once, didn't quite rate it myself,
Speaker 8: but banned from the gym.
Speaker 1: Because her brother not only did she not wear underwear,
Speaker 1: she didn't wear ties.
Speaker 8: To the next level up, lots of chicks don't like
Speaker 8: the seam of their undies on their tights and things
Speaker 8: like that, So I kind of get it.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna bash that one. Well,
Speaker 3: that's a vanity thing.
Speaker 1: If you've got chicks getting around who don't want to
Speaker 1: see the line of their g string and they just
Speaker 1: want the scrunch.
Speaker 3: Bum look that's on them.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, I see a lot of vanity in my gym.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I have. It's one of those gyms. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, it's a great gym.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 2: It's a good gym. But you've really got to make
Speaker 2: sure you know what you're wearing.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, from that, we were talking about like just
Speaker 8: other clothing habits. I said, it's you know, it's like
Speaker 8: women do stuff like that. I don't wash my bra
Speaker 8: very often, really, and I will not wash my bra
Speaker 8: every time I wear it. I will go a few
Speaker 8: days in that bad boy.
Speaker 2: Yes, but bear in mind as well, that's our producers
Speaker 2: is amish. Just a bath once a month. No, just kidding.
Speaker 2: So what were we talking? We're talking days weeks. We
Speaker 2: don't wash your bra. Back me up. I don't want
Speaker 2: to expose myself too much.
Speaker 1: I'd probably go a couple of days. I certainly wouldn't
Speaker 1: go weeks without.
Speaker 8: Not weeks, I reckon, I would go a week without
Speaker 8: washing my bra.
Speaker 2: Don't you sweat it and everything. It's a nice spot.
Speaker 3: That it doesn't get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But also I've got I don't know about you, though,
Speaker 1: I've got my favorite bras. So I sort of wear
Speaker 1: the ones that are most comfortable the most often, that's right.
Speaker 1: And there's some real neglected ones, you know, like the
Speaker 1: sexy ones that used to wear in your twenties and that,
Speaker 1: oh you're still in your twenties.
Speaker 3: Yea, And I bet you're not wearing sexy underwear. I'm
Speaker 3: not at all.
Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to get this straight. First of all,
Speaker 2: you wear your undies on the outside, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2: Superman gets himself in trouble on the outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But also, you guys don't have to wash your bras.
Speaker 2: You can wear your undies if you want or you don't,
Speaker 2: so you can do what you want. But as soon
Speaker 2: as I wear a G string at the gym, probably
Speaker 2: shouldn't have any one squats, you know. Sometimes I don't
Speaker 2: even know who you are.
Speaker 1: I don't know who I am either. I've never liked
Speaker 1: dogs my whole life. I've been pretty vocal about that.
Speaker 1: Didn't make me a bad person. I just wasn't a
Speaker 1: dog person until I was confronted with a choice from
Speaker 1: my husband and my children, another baby or a dog.
Speaker 1: So along come Sid, the toy kavoodle.
Speaker 2: Oh Sid, what an absolute delight she is. She's crazy,
Speaker 2: believably crazy.
Speaker 1: Since a toy kavoodle, mate, she doesn't sound like that.
Speaker 2: What's the matter? That is crazy?
Speaker 3: That is not what Sid sounds like.
Speaker 1: Sid turn one yesterday, Hazy. I know you were super
Speaker 1: excited for Sid's birthday. So I got up in the
Speaker 1: morning and I gave her a little treat, little teaspoon
Speaker 1: or peanut butter Rover's reward, it's called she loves.
Speaker 2: It what we're doing here.
Speaker 1: And then we gave her a little party at night, Hazy.
Speaker 1: So she had a little party hat on, and she
Speaker 1: had a boat eye and a bandanna that said it's
Speaker 1: my birthday, and a banner that had like on the
Speaker 1: wall that had a little paws across it and that
Speaker 1: said happy birthday, Sit. How good gosh. Anyway, she also
Speaker 1: had a doggy biscuit cake, So try explaining to a
Speaker 1: three year old you can't eat that cake.
Speaker 3: She's like, I just wanted to chocolate.
Speaker 7: Mommy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, no, that will make you very very ill, darling.
Speaker 3: Don't eat it.
Speaker 1: And as part of her presence, she's got a brand
Speaker 1: new lead and a trip to the groomers.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's enough enough. Sit here and keep
Speaker 2: my mouth shaft for most of that. But for goodness sake,
Speaker 2: he says, what's more confusing You explain to your three
Speaker 2: year old human that they can't hit the dog food,
Speaker 2: or trying to explain to a one year old dog
Speaker 2: that we're having a party for you. Oh, here you go.
Speaker 2: You love your little thing at your birthday? You really
Speaker 2: did all those things?
Speaker 3: I really did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my god, had a good hour at the pet shop. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she got too much? You got too much money? Did
Speaker 2: you mean a lot of what's happening here?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: So give me.
Speaker 1: She gets a text via her daddy's phone and it said, Hi, Sid,
Speaker 1: please confirm your appointment with precious pause on the ninth
Speaker 1: of August at nine am. And so my husband, being
Speaker 1: my husband, Gregory wrote back, Sid doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: use a phone.
Speaker 2: Sorry, all right, good, that's good gift. That's a good gift.
Speaker 1: Greg no response, so they like they re send it
Speaker 1: saying please, can you know high Sid, please confirm your
Speaker 1: appointment with Precious. Pause on the ninth of August at
Speaker 1: nine am, so they've gone again. So then Gregory responds
Speaker 1: once again with look at me, I'm a mess.
Speaker 3: Of course I'll be there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. What sends her a little photo classic
Speaker 2: isn't that nice? And then Sid turns up and they're like, well,
Speaker 2: you are a mess. I think I know where you're
Speaker 2: mess because you've got raining. People don't do this, by
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: The poor woman at Precious pauses like, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to you that dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at it. Rabbid little thing, isn't she. People
Speaker 2: don't do this, by the way. Is that is ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's just showing love to your little for their good
Speaker 1: friend who loves me unconditionally, by the way, And I
Speaker 1: haven't always had that my whole life, so thank Sid.
Speaker 2: Okay. She also likes to wei wherever she goes, well
Speaker 2: she does. When I looked after for a little bit,
Speaker 2: she liked to just I think she was weaning as
Speaker 2: she was walking along as well.
Speaker 1: She gets excited around people that she's like she likes,
Speaker 1: so I'm surprised she weed around.
Speaker 2: He oh yeah, good, I tell you what this is.
Speaker 2: I can't get my head around this. And look, we've
Speaker 2: got a dog. She's fifteen or almost sixteen. I'm getting
Speaker 2: birthdays anymore. She's waking up every morning going, oh gosh,
Speaker 2: I'm still alive. It's fantastic.
Speaker 1: I was going to say her next birthday could be
Speaker 1: a last. Yeah, and don't talk to me about when
Speaker 1: your dog's incontinent, like actual incontinent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's sixteen. Yeah, she's not in her prime.
Speaker 2: She's not one years old. And I don't even think that.
Speaker 2: I think sid's doing it because she can. You'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's so cute. You did a WII on the couch.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we're so blessed.
Speaker 1: That's not how I talk to my dog. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Go on, its shitty, you get a little
Speaker 1: wee on your couch? Really?
Speaker 2: What the fork again?
Speaker 1: One of these people that talk to their dogs like that?
Speaker 2: Are there people?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: Like? Come on Jenuine thirteen, twenty four ten. If you
Speaker 1: like to throw parties for your pets. I want to
Speaker 1: hear from you because I had fun. I enjoyed it,
Speaker 1: and so did Sid.
Speaker 2: There are other people, like the oddies, and Greg's not
Speaker 2: Greg's involved in this as well. In fact, Greg might
Speaker 2: be the ringleader your husband.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's the one that's sending text to the poor,
Speaker 1: but like the gross going Oh sorry, Sid can't talk.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a people out there.
Speaker 1: Four tire is and look at Sid.
Speaker 3: Seid is absolutely loving it. Sick. Look at her little face.
Speaker 2: Hey god, she looks so miserable. It's a video, it's
Speaker 2: not a photo. Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 1: Said, I threw a party from my dog, Sid, who
Speaker 1: turned one. That's okay, that's fine. She had a ball,
Speaker 1: she had a doggy cake, she had a banner, she
Speaker 1: had a hat, and she loved it, did she though?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And our good friend Chantell just sent me a text
Speaker 1: and said, I'm not listening to people who threw throw
Speaker 1: parties for their dogs.
Speaker 3: Jody, you've changed.
Speaker 2: Well, good goll.
Speaker 1: Chaz no chas it appears, I'm not the only one
Speaker 1: in Adelaide who likes to throw parties for their pets.
Speaker 2: Surely not.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen, Get involved or you can textus O
Speaker 1: four double O nine nine nine one nine. Fellow pet lovers,
Speaker 1: get around it, Rachel, you throw parties for your pets?
Speaker 6: Hi? How you going?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 6: But I've got two dogs, a French bull dog and
Speaker 6: a Pomeranian and Haze. You actually met my dog Tilly
Speaker 6: at You're a barbecue fish. He was the black little
Speaker 6: Pomeranian in the in the Hawaiian.
Speaker 2: My gosh, world, isn't it. I mean, all of a
Speaker 2: sudden you're doing this and that, and then you're judging
Speaker 2: the best dressed dog competition at festival.
Speaker 1: Has in your career taken.
Speaker 2: Off your little fellows an exception? Rachel?
Speaker 6: He gets a birthday every year. So he turned eleven
Speaker 6: this year and his birthday cake balloon dog park party.
Speaker 6: He gets custom cakes made from the Woolfrey Bakery.
Speaker 1: All right, I love this far and I love a
Speaker 1: dog that wears a Hawaii shirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real party dog.
Speaker 6: Yes, too many beers that day.
Speaker 2: Let's what he us in his element. Give you my best,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Josh.
Speaker 1: We've got a blow who throws parties. Hey, Josh, are
Speaker 1: you okay?
Speaker 3: Talk us through it?
Speaker 7: I'm with you, Jody, we throw parties for We've got
Speaker 7: two dogs, one a while and one's a German shepherd,
Speaker 7: and we go all out for them. Just turned one
Speaker 7: and we put him in pajamas the night before at
Speaker 7: a movie night with him and then locked all the doors.
Speaker 7: Did our little made like a pond with hundreds and
Speaker 7: hundreds of twenty and he just do it in the morning, anywhore?
Speaker 1: Oh, Josh, I love, I love that your dogs are huge.
Speaker 1: So if a dog's like a big dog's inviting other
Speaker 1: dogs to a party have to be a big dog party,
Speaker 1: wouldn't that you couldn't have any little dogs? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, when they're when he's got a few friends while
Speaker 7: they both have a few big dog friends and they
Speaker 7: are the house is when they're there.
Speaker 2: Yeah snoop dogs there, Nate dogs there as well, all
Speaker 2: the top dogs. Good on, Josh.
Speaker 3: Georgia.
Speaker 1: Oh my, okay, I've been waiting for this all morning. Georgia,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, great, thank you.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: You work in our sales department upstairs, and we have
Speaker 1: discovered your Instagram page which has a lot of followers.
Speaker 5: How many do you mean mine or Richard's.
Speaker 3: Richard's Richards is your dog? How many.
Speaker 6: He's got fifteen thousand and then four hundred on his.
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, go off, Dick. Yeah, I know, wow, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: How do you manage all that? Is that? Actually? How
Speaker 2: many times you got to post?
Speaker 7: It's a part time gig.
Speaker 5: Really, but he's thanking me money, so he's actually paying
Speaker 5: himself off.
Speaker 3: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: So people pay you to get Richard or Dick to
Speaker 1: balance things on his.
Speaker 2: Head, right yeah? Basically yeah?
Speaker 1: And also you like to talk to your dogs, don't you.
Speaker 2: Georgia. Oh I'm coming for you. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What are we talking about?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Georgia? What's going on here? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I have a dog boy much like everybody, and I
Speaker 6: have been in both really you have.
Speaker 1: And for everyone listening, this is going to make your day.
Speaker 1: This is Georgia talking to her dog.
Speaker 3: Richard lone think the dice, mondays.
Speaker 5: Good, mondays.
Speaker 6: Georgia between Zoe and I and clearly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, Okay, I'll tell you what, Georgia. If
Speaker 2: if I'm Dick and you're coming towards me like that
Speaker 2: with that voice, I'm giving you one of these ones.
Speaker 3: Let's head to Japan, shall we?
Speaker 1: A Japanese man who spent more than twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: to become a dog has finally taken his first walk
Speaker 1: and immediately made some cane on friends.
Speaker 3: You cannot make this up.
Speaker 2: Went for walkies?
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you do that with your dog? Wookies? And
Speaker 3: they get so excited their tails going there own?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do you ever take your dog for a
Speaker 2: walk And all of a sudden a human climbs out.
Speaker 1: Of no So, known only as Toko, the Man spent
Speaker 1: two million yen that's twenty two thousand dollars Australian on
Speaker 1: a hyper realistic rough collie costume to fulfill his lifelong
Speaker 1: dream of becoming an animal.
Speaker 3: So he's gone for a walk to the dog park, right.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: In the pair of surreal videos posted to his YouTube
Speaker 1: channel I Want to Be an Animal, Toko was seen
Speaker 1: being taken out for a walk on a leash and
Speaker 1: sniffing at other docks.
Speaker 5: In the bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's where he kind of reveals just a little bit
Speaker 2: too much about his personality. Yeah, I can do this
Speaker 2: because I'm a dog now, yeah, technically a human.
Speaker 1: And also Toko has demonstrated some sort of sensibility because
Speaker 1: he said, I rarely tell my friends because I'm afraid
Speaker 1: they'll think I'm weird, so you should.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, they'll accept me, know they won't.
Speaker 1: So this story got me thinking, guys, and we'll whip
Speaker 1: around the room to see how you feel about this.
Speaker 1: But if you could dress up as any animal for
Speaker 1: a day and go and play a prank, what would
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 3: Abby in the newsroom, I would want to be a fly?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know when you have a fly that
Speaker 1: won't leave you alone and you get really angry and
Speaker 1: you can never.
Speaker 3: Hit it and kill it and all the rest of it,
Speaker 3: and it always ends in an f off. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: would go.
Speaker 1: And haunt my ex boyfriends and people that have annoyed
Speaker 1: me or that been mean to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: The agility of a fly is just phenomenal. Also, yet
Speaker 2: no judgment. You can just tuck into a whole heap
Speaker 2: of crap. That's what you do, like literally crap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, if.
Speaker 2: You're into that sort of thing. Absol.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm going in a practical direction.
Speaker 8: Okay, octopus, you can maximize my grocery shopping efficiency. Eight arms,
Speaker 8: grabbing out, pushing the trolley, grabbing my condient.
Speaker 2: Are you're walking with your back?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sorry to two walkings. Yeah, you got four grabbing. So
Speaker 2: if it's a thin aisle too, you've got two arms
Speaker 2: on both ass just grabbing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, octopus and our four octopus. You know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: It's an ink clean up and our four.
Speaker 3: That's when you get really excited because the chocolate's on.
Speaker 2: I think to myself, in yourself again, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to dress up as a dolphin and I'm going
Speaker 1: to peruse the Really, I'm going to peruse the really
Speaker 1: crowded surf beaches and just have a ball popping up
Speaker 1: in the waves next to the surfers like going.
Speaker 2: And you're like, because at that moment where you're like,
Speaker 2: I've got this humor, they think of my sh and
Speaker 2: then you bump up and then you bite them anyway, and.
Speaker 1: Then I start laughing and rip my dolphin head off
Speaker 1: and go no, it's me Joie.
Speaker 2: The kid goes back to the original situation where they're
Speaker 2: absolutely scared.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 3: What would you do?
Speaker 2: Well, I think if you could take one guess what
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 3: I think we all know what you like to dress
Speaker 3: up as.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dressed up right now, underneath the all of this,
Speaker 2: it's me.
Speaker 1: Hey, I go to pilates and it's supposed to be zen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: plartis it's all about stood in headspace, connecting to the
Speaker 1: inner breath and just taking the time for yourself. Not
Speaker 1: so the other day when I went to a class
Speaker 1: and I walk in Andrew Hayes and everyone's setting up
Speaker 1: for the plates class and there is a mat on
Speaker 1: the floor and a drink bottle, so obviously someone's claimed
Speaker 1: their territory.
Speaker 3: That's fine. I go to put my mat next to
Speaker 3: they're setup right, there's no one there, okay.
Speaker 1: So I start to set up and in she walks,
Speaker 1: and she looks at me, the owner of the mat,
Speaker 1: and goes, I'm here. And I just looked at her,
Speaker 1: and I looked around and there was space for days,
Speaker 1: like there was so much room, And I said, are
Speaker 1: you joking? I said, have a look around you. There
Speaker 1: is so much room. You need to move four inches
Speaker 1: that way. And she's like, I was here first.
Speaker 2: So are you the person? Are you the person at
Speaker 2: a completely empty theater that goes up and sits next
Speaker 2: to the only person in the Is that what you did?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: You sit next to some of the trainers knowing and
Speaker 2: you're like, what next to you? As I can sit here?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: This is more about a woman who's like, this is
Speaker 1: my space, this is my spot, and you are not
Speaker 1: to encroach on it so effectively because I am a child.
Speaker 1: I roll up my mat aggressively, passive, aggressively, and I
Speaker 1: gather my frank green and my socks with the little
Speaker 1: pattered things on the bottom so they're sticky and you
Speaker 1: can stay on the floor stationary.
Speaker 3: And I moved to the back of the.
Speaker 1: Room and I crammed myself in as if to say, oh, look,
Speaker 1: and I look at her, and I go, see, you've
Speaker 1: got the whole class to yourself.
Speaker 3: Now you're happy.
Speaker 2: Yes, So what was her? Because I can imagine just
Speaker 2: how aggressive and gangster this setting would have been, given
Speaker 2: there were frank Green bottles involved.
Speaker 1: Yes, And so I do the class from the back
Speaker 1: of the room, crammed in like a sardine, just absolutely
Speaker 1: seeding the whole time when I should have been connecting
Speaker 1: with my breath. And I'm looking at her, hazy. She
Speaker 1: was terrible. She was terrible at pilarates. So the class
Speaker 1: ends everyone's in how xdale Mustei, thank you so much,
Speaker 1: hope you all feel better. And I walk out and
Speaker 1: I glanced at her and I said, may I suggest,
Speaker 1: if you're going to take up prime real estate in Pilarates,
Speaker 1: you may not want to suck.
Speaker 2: At it.
Speaker 1: At all? What is it with these women that think
Speaker 1: they're spot in the gym is theirs? We all pay fees,
Speaker 1: we all make the effort to get there. You don't
Speaker 1: have ownership over a spot.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to say something and just look, just
Speaker 2: hear me out here, hear me out here, and don't
Speaker 2: get upset, all right, keep that zen within you. But
Speaker 2: there's some Karen vibes about you. Yes, did you complain
Speaker 2: to a manager or did you complain to someone higher up?
Speaker 3: I had a chat to the instructor and again.
Speaker 2: She agreed, I'd like to see the instructive flat. Well, Jones,
Speaker 2: what have I said since day dot, since the first
Speaker 2: moment that we started doing this show? What have I
Speaker 2: always said?
Speaker 3: It is what it is, but it isn't what it
Speaker 3: Isn't that?
Speaker 2: And also, well, you can't trust escalators and bangkok.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know you've always said that.
Speaker 2: We can't stress that enough for you're at nov Oh,
Speaker 2: you've just got to be so careful. What about this?
Speaker 2: And this is quite graphic, so just be a little
Speaker 2: bit weird, you'd be a.
Speaker 3: Little bit careful please.
Speaker 2: If it's graphic, I know, well, I just it sort
Speaker 2: of mixes in with what I thought was always a
Speaker 2: bit of an urban myth. Okay, but this has come true.
Speaker 2: A tire woman lost her leg when it became stuck
Speaker 2: in a moving walkway at a Bangkok airport. One of
Speaker 2: those escalators which if you're feeling a little bit lazy,
Speaker 2: you maybe you've got heaps of lugga. Did you jump
Speaker 2: on there and you get a bit of a free lift?
Speaker 3: So one of the flat ones, not one going up
Speaker 3: one flat ones.
Speaker 2: Like a snail on the back of a turtle, just
Speaker 2: getting a free lift. The flat ones along the ground,
Speaker 2: not going up the flat ones.
Speaker 1: How nurse did she lose her leg? Be careful?
Speaker 2: So she's fifty seven. Her name hasn't been released. She
Speaker 2: was set to board a flight in Bangkok and when
Speaker 2: she tripped over her suitcase right at the last second,
Speaker 2: her leg then got caught and dragged in a moving
Speaker 2: walkway the hubs terminal two. Horrified observers tried to turn
Speaker 2: off the emergency switch, and the machine continued tearing through
Speaker 2: the limbs of muscle tendanto. Oh my gosh. So no,
Speaker 2: when you're a little kid and you're on the escalator,
Speaker 2: you're like, you need to jump off at the end,
Speaker 2: otherwise you get sucked in and you might get eaten. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she almost got eaten.
Speaker 3: How did she take it?
Speaker 2: The photo and if you do see the article online,
Speaker 2: she takes it quite well. She's sitting there missing a
Speaker 2: leg and seems quite composed. Yeah, right, yeah, the escalator
Speaker 2: got a leg.
Speaker 3: I just done the escalator.
Speaker 2: Escalator so angry, angry?
Speaker 1: What about the absolute fear though, when you are a
Speaker 1: small child and you go down to the escalator and
Speaker 1: you getting to the bottom and you're like.
Speaker 3: You make them leap and you're making and you're like.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is why, this is why. You know those
Speaker 2: moments as well, it's like a genuine moment of realization. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I think I had one of them as soon
Speaker 2: as I read this article as well. So finally it
Speaker 2: makes sense as the people keep on telling me I
Speaker 2: can't jump on an escalator naked, And the thing about
Speaker 2: that joke is that the truth is it might be
Speaker 2: the opposite. Like when my wife Kara met me for
Speaker 2: the first time and she looked me up and down
Speaker 2: when I was naked and said, well, you could travel
Speaker 2: on and escalate a naked and be fine. And I said,
Speaker 2: what does that mean? Mean that comment? I said, he
Speaker 2: you're hungry, and then we just moved on.
Speaker 1: Dear Diary, Well, it was opposite week on Nova. I
Speaker 1: mean it wasn't until my good friend Andrew made it.
Speaker 2: So song on July twelfth and nineteen ninety eight was
Speaker 2: Goo Goo Dolls by Iris, absolute classic.
Speaker 1: It's been a big week in sport, but because things
Speaker 1: are all topsy turvy, the Thunderbirds actually lost the Grand Final,
Speaker 1: which makes this piece of commentary really confusing. Driving to
Speaker 1: the side and it's a shame they couldn't get over
Speaker 1: the line because this was a hell of a spray
Speaker 1: from Eleanor Cardwoll in overtime.
Speaker 3: Now he's got the Harford.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry hard And also in opposite week in better news,
Speaker 1: Gold Coast Sons coach Stewie Jue got a contract extension
Speaker 1: for his tremendous win loss record. Not really, Diary, he
Speaker 1: got sacked and word has it. In his final act
Speaker 1: of rebellion, he stole ten VIP mac of sponsorship cards
Speaker 1: just to stick it up the ars of management. Speaking
Speaker 1: of putting things in your bot, we offered to do
Speaker 1: just that morning, Michelle, what was your.
Speaker 2: Work, Perche.
Speaker 7: I've been a nasty year, so I think my.
Speaker 1: Biggest what's the feeling like, what's the sensation of having
Speaker 1: a colonoscopy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I guess that's a same but.
Speaker 1: Give it it is backwards week. Our colonoscopy will involve
Speaker 1: slushing Andrew's mouth out. Also Diary, I became obsessed with
Speaker 1: Britney's Instagram this week.
Speaker 3: She's the one that said again it did I ups
Speaker 3: but my kid's.
Speaker 1: Response if I just posted on my Instagram page.
Speaker 3: Just in my brah going like that, can you imagine?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Jody's Jugs.
Speaker 6: Diary.
Speaker 1: We also chatted about weird proposals and as it turns out,
Speaker 1: love can be real aggressive in the Addy household.
Speaker 3: I did not know that proposal.
Speaker 7: Who is this?
Speaker 3: That's how what happened. It literally had me in a
Speaker 3: headlog and went marry me and love it.
Speaker 1: Finally, Diary ot Away from Catherine gave us a call
Speaker 1: about her obsession with patches. Catherine from Ottaway, What do
Speaker 1: you refuse to give.
Speaker 2: Up my nicorette chewing.
Speaker 5: That I've been chewing those for the past twenty years
Speaker 5: after I gave up smoking, and do you think I
Speaker 5: can get.
Speaker 1: Off of them?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: So to all the nicotine addicts, my nicorette chewing and the.
Speaker 1: Britney insta obsessed Jody's jugs this morn thanks for backwards
Speaker 1: week Googoo Dolls by Iris classic go off this weekend.
Speaker 1: Love from The Hazy and Jody Show.