Speaker 1: Jason Alarm on Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome you Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne. Oh god, just then I nearly said
Speaker 1: we're halfway there.
Speaker 3: It's on the Yeah, Jesus, don't teases second day the way.
Speaker 2: So you're in a move. I'm in it move.
Speaker 3: Restless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had.
Speaker 1: A shocking sleep last night. Yeah, I recoon. I was
Speaker 1: up five times, like someone's car alarm went off at
Speaker 1: three o'clock in my street.
Speaker 2: Oh you know what someone did?
Speaker 1: The other did me and I was done.
Speaker 2: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: How do you get to sleep when there's that one?
Speaker 2: The other night left the fridge open. They obviously got
Speaker 2: up to get a drink.
Speaker 1: My stability of the last user, thank you, and I
Speaker 1: have full Mexican standoffs when that happens. It was you,
Speaker 1: So it was me. We're sitting on the couch watching
Speaker 1: a movie or something. I'm like, no, you have to
Speaker 1: gold and close.
Speaker 2: That bitch wing my legs no longer work.
Speaker 1: When can we're trying the dog to jump up and
Speaker 1: do that? Just a little cap chup, shitty night sleep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just just no good something there must have been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was restless, and you know.
Speaker 3: When your garment tells you off my watch, my smart watch.
Speaker 3: This morning exercise, I had a high respiration rate, so
Speaker 3: I must have been breathing a.
Speaker 1: Lot, panting. Yeah, are you dreaming?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Was it a dream? Maybe that's what your garment's
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 3: Unusual activity, wake up.
Speaker 1: Wake up, and good night sleep? Though, when you're a
Speaker 1: bloke when that stuff happens, wouldn't you call it a
Speaker 1: good night sleep?
Speaker 2: I need more detail.
Speaker 1: If you had a sex dream? The band aid a
Speaker 1: straight shooter today.
Speaker 2: I think without an end to the dream, then it
Speaker 2: would just be a frustrating.
Speaker 1: When you wake up and you're like, yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 2: You damn it, I'm awake.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be awake anyway. Fun show today, guys.
Speaker 2: Just watching footage of Trump and Elbow hanging out in
Speaker 2: the US. Two awkward uncles.
Speaker 1: So what happened with Donald Trump? He looked at Kevin
Speaker 1: Rudd and said, I don't like you.
Speaker 3: What he had a dig at Kevin?
Speaker 2: I don't like you.
Speaker 1: He eye brought him and he didn't realize these days?
Speaker 2: Is that what he said? Also, Kevin needs a haircut. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's quite flowing, like mate, we get it. Obviously went
Speaker 2: to Turkey.
Speaker 1: Kevin run Now he's the US ambassador. Does he live
Speaker 1: in America America? I just didn't hear what he said.
Speaker 3: He's our ambassador to the US.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what does that do?
Speaker 3: He is just a he flies the flag for Australia, Lauren.
Speaker 2: He's like you know, when you like someone at school,
Speaker 2: instead of going to clink, you'd go to me and
Speaker 2: I'd pass on the message. He's that person, the messenger. Yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty much. Not good.
Speaker 1: If Donald Trump, I think I don't like you.
Speaker 3: If you get in trouble in America America, knock on
Speaker 3: Kevin's house front door, I don't think and he'll help you.
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Julian Assange when he locked himself in the embassy.
Speaker 2: No, I I do think he wants to be a bitch.
Speaker 2: Not like that.
Speaker 1: No, he's not Julian Assane. But when he locked himself
Speaker 1: in like the Kevin's not locked anywhere, No, I know,
Speaker 1: But could you go to.
Speaker 2: Julian was in the Ecuadorian?
Speaker 1: Could he have gone to Kevin's house?
Speaker 2: You know what I love about our show. It won't
Speaker 2: make you smarter, but hopefully it'll put you in a
Speaker 2: good mood. We do have a fun shake coming up. Today.
Speaker 2: We had a lot of free stuff to offload, including
Speaker 2: invites to Nova's Red Room. Jelly Roll is a coming.
Speaker 2: This is Olivia Dean Win machines on. Everyone. Welcome to
Speaker 2: your Tuesday, Big day in the Hawkins household Today, Phelis
Speaker 2: is Felix's birthday twelve years. I just saw you on
Speaker 2: the FaceTime.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy Birthdaylistic twelve.
Speaker 2: He was only his presence on FaceTime and he ripped
Speaker 2: open one of the presents that I bought, and his
Speaker 2: brother goes, you got a PS four and he's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: we already have a PS four. It's just the game
Speaker 2: A great cool twenty six. Yes it was a second
Speaker 2: air version of twenty four, but I thought that'd be
Speaker 2: too cruel.
Speaker 1: Is that what you wanted?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or is that what you want?
Speaker 2: It is what we want it.
Speaker 1: As kids get older, it's like I see pan my
Speaker 1: friends buying gifts that they're like like, oh, it's really fun,
Speaker 1: but this.
Speaker 2: Is something we can do together.
Speaker 1: Oh great, yeah, bond that is fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So have you got your duel controllers? And if you
Speaker 3: have headsets, is it a headset job?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Because we're right next to you. We can. We're headsets
Speaker 2: if we want. We currently play NBL most nights, the NBA, NBA, NBA.
Speaker 1: What do you do to celebrate a twelve birthday? I
Speaker 1: don't think what I did, because it's sort of twelve
Speaker 1: is a big number for kids, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Is it? Well? Next year's officials first kiss? Yet I
Speaker 2: don't believe.
Speaker 1: So, how old were you when you had your first kiss?
Speaker 2: Twenty three? Ten years old? That's right? Forgot? How well
Speaker 2: were you about twelve?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was twelve?
Speaker 2: Yeah with someone else?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, just into the elbow, you know which.
Speaker 2: I was going on that ten years earlier?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: About ready?
Speaker 2: Ready? Okay? U two?
Speaker 3: He'd beg.
Speaker 2: No, I think next year like.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I was. I think I was in I
Speaker 1: think I was in year seven, And because I was
Speaker 1: young for my year, do you know what I mean? Actually,
Speaker 1: because summer going into year seven, and I remember I
Speaker 1: was at a friend's party.
Speaker 3: Summer I turned pretty.
Speaker 1: This summer I turned pretty. I wasn't pretty nice, I wasn't.
Speaker 1: We were at my friend's party, and I think it
Speaker 1: was like a truth or deare situation, and this so
Speaker 1: it wasn't particularly romantic. And this boy had to kiss me,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was just going to be a
Speaker 1: little peck on the lips, and he fully stuck the
Speaker 1: tongue in and.
Speaker 2: In front of everyone. Yeah, did you have brace face?
Speaker 1: Not yet? Not even yet?
Speaker 2: Did you have a sixty seconds in the cupboard?
Speaker 3: What's sixty seconds? I didn't do sixty seconds in the cupboard.
Speaker 1: Remember, I just broke out to a swear.
Speaker 2: And he's going and you just yeah, sixty Well, the
Speaker 2: first fifty seconds are pretty awkward.
Speaker 1: Then you just end up having a little kiss just
Speaker 1: so you can say did something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like old you hear every going ten no,
Speaker 2: and you're like, we better do.
Speaker 1: Something touch at least like toucheskin or something so that yeah,
Speaker 1: touch me. Oh wait, one of the boys is saying
Speaker 1: they died seven minutes in heaven.
Speaker 2: Oh jeezus, seven minutes? Did seven minutes in bro? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I wonder if she called it heaven? Brady? Can you
Speaker 2: run us through?
Speaker 1: This is making a don't run through all seven minutes.
Speaker 3: An abbreviated version.
Speaker 4: So seven minutes is heaven. And when you go into
Speaker 4: a room with a particular person and you have seven
Speaker 4: minutes to do whatever you'd like, usually.
Speaker 2: You too, whatever you like, whatever you both like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're both in together. But the first two minutes
Speaker 4: is just warming up, and then you see the clock
Speaker 4: that it starts to count down, so you get a
Speaker 4: bit nervous, and then you go off for last five.
Speaker 1: How old were you doing this? Fifteen or something?
Speaker 4: Now we're in year six?
Speaker 2: Okay, right, I was trying to grit great Na.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's his son. Wow. Seven minutes in heaven.
Speaker 2: Seven minutes a long time.
Speaker 3: They do education differently in places.
Speaker 2: We couldn't play seven minutes in heaven at that party.
Speaker 1: That first kiss I had, I don't think.
Speaker 2: Seven minutes, it's a long time. You have a meeting
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever saw that boy again.
Speaker 2: Were you that bad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was me you No, he went to a
Speaker 1: different school. We weren't the same school, so it was
Speaker 1: like my friend's party I was at. Wasn't a school friend,
Speaker 1: like a family friend, and they were all a bit
Speaker 1: more than me. Simon.
Speaker 2: Should we find him?
Speaker 3: No, what's school?
Speaker 2: I don't know what high school we should find your
Speaker 2: first kiss?
Speaker 1: No, No, we're not you know, we're not doing that.
Speaker 3: Simon thirteen twenty four to ten. If you remember your
Speaker 3: first Well it might not have been his first.
Speaker 1: He knew what he was doing. I knew his way around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotcha. But if you've been dining out on
Speaker 2: this story for a number of.
Speaker 3: You, like you dined out on Lauren.
Speaker 1: I was twelve, is Sico not fabished?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten? If you were assignment and you
Speaker 2: think you've kissed.
Speaker 1: Lauren first years? Wow? What about that? You never forget it?
Speaker 2: No, mine was because.
Speaker 1: Because you were twenty five.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't twenty five. It was a girl named
Speaker 2: Rebecca and we were dating, but nothing had happen, ye
Speaker 2: holding hat, you know, And I was at her place
Speaker 2: and I'd just call a cab to get home. How
Speaker 2: are we what with your one three app.
Speaker 1: How are we eighteen?
Speaker 2: No? No, I would have been like thirteen fourteen and.
Speaker 1: You were getting in cabs on your own.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got a cab and the cab pulled
Speaker 2: up out the front beat the horn, So I was like,
Speaker 2: that's so freaked out and just kissed her. Oh I'm
Speaker 2: about to pay six bucks for a cab, Right, you
Speaker 2: might as well get a kid exactly.
Speaker 1: Never forget it to the panic.
Speaker 2: No, you don't the panic. You get in into the
Speaker 2: cab in the beat and seat cover. I wasn't catching cap.
Speaker 1: Me thought you really were the youngest child where they
Speaker 1: didn't care about you.
Speaker 2: They did not care.
Speaker 1: Isn't that here we find?
Speaker 2: Oh god, he's come home from me. It is Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren with you on Nova. Good morning, We've got showers today.
Speaker 2: Tops of twenty we are going.
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Speaker 1: we have sent our production What is your job production?
Speaker 2: Maybe he's our audio maybe produce a job. What's it?
Speaker 1: What does it saying? Your business card?
Speaker 2: Done? Yeah, it's audio producer.
Speaker 1: We sent our audio producer down to the garage. To
Speaker 1: toot his horn.
Speaker 2: Do we still have business cards? You do? I've got one.
Speaker 1: People have now digital business cards and they just hold
Speaker 1: up a QR code. You put your phone on it
Speaker 1: and it automatically puts in your phone then on. Well no,
Speaker 1: it just like adds a contact and you know it's
Speaker 1: weird about it. I've done it a few times to people,
Speaker 1: but some of you got one. No, no, no, no, Like
Speaker 1: people have said to me, he's my contact and it's
Speaker 1: uploaded and some people have their birthday on it, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I get these random notifications
Speaker 1: of random birthdays in my diary knows that the q Yeah,
Speaker 1: Paul's like, who is Darren and why are you going
Speaker 1: to reminder at six o'clock this morning it's his birthday? Well,
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Speaker 2: think it's the end. The end gives it away. I
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Speaker 2: It's quite you.
Speaker 1: Can't hear it? No, I have no idea. I couldn't
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Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Harriet?
Speaker 1: Do you know the song we're tooting on our horn?
Speaker 1: Did you hear it.
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 2: Any ideas? Looks a bit of an earworm? Yes? Can
Speaker 2: I give you him?
Speaker 1: It's a Bruno mousel Oh.
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Speaker 3: Well there it is, bang on six, bang on. You're right, Jasonell.
Speaker 3: We just had a meeting of the minds here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We had one hundred of the country's finest cancer doctors
Speaker 3: under one group for a big medical conference.
Speaker 2: It was quite extraordinary. So Melbourne's quite advanced when it
Speaker 2: comes to cancer research of other states.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have great hospitals here in McCallum Cancers And
Speaker 1: to shout out to everyone who works there, you look
Speaker 1: great job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, segue and a half, because that's exactly where the
Speaker 3: conference was housing our medical minds.
Speaker 1: It's actually an amazing hospital. We've been in there a
Speaker 1: couple of times and it's an extraordinary building.
Speaker 3: So let me set the scene there because all the
Speaker 3: doctors were gathered there, the industry experts and the like. Yeah,
Speaker 3: name tags, you know, tress tables, clipboards, they might be
Speaker 3: iPads these days, sorry, name doctor showbags. Usually trade tables, exhibitors,
Speaker 3: all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Run line up for the buffet.
Speaker 3: This was the Precision Oncology Forum. It was organized by
Speaker 3: the VCCC Alliance and as I say, hosted by Peter McCallum.
Speaker 3: The issue was when the first speaker got up and
Speaker 3: a video was meant to play for exactly two hundred
Speaker 3: and forty seconds.
Speaker 1: Two hundred and forty what's that?
Speaker 2: Four minutes? I would have them two.
Speaker 3: Pornographic video play, no, no introducing four minutes. So the
Speaker 3: entirety of that two hundred and forty seconds, I'm told
Speaker 3: that it had cancer doctors blushing and scrambling to pull
Speaker 3: the cord from the overhead projector into which four minutes
Speaker 3: no one could find and for four minutes.
Speaker 1: It wasn't homemade with one of the doctors.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is funny. We treat it. We do.
Speaker 3: Hear that. A gaggle of event organizers scrambled on the
Speaker 3: floor to solve the graphic disruption. Once somebody managed to
Speaker 3: find the all important off button, there was a hasty
Speaker 3: apology before proceedings continued.
Speaker 1: I speaker, your computer plugged in as well.
Speaker 2: If you're the speaker and you don't know that's playing
Speaker 2: behind you, and you're like, god, I've got everyone very
Speaker 2: engaged right now. Speak now.
Speaker 3: I don't have the I can't tell you exactly what
Speaker 3: the nature of the corn documentary?
Speaker 1: Documentary?
Speaker 2: But it was? Was it? It was long?
Speaker 1: Four minutes? Is that long for you?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Long enough four minutes?
Speaker 1: Sorry two hundred and forty six sorry, yes, yes, So.
Speaker 2: I'm so worried to ask. But what would you like
Speaker 2: to ask for on the phone?
Speaker 3: Well, I just thought it might be a bit of
Speaker 3: a collegiate approach to this. What would you all like
Speaker 3: to ask Lauren?
Speaker 1: What would I like to ask the doctor Melbourne?
Speaker 2: What to feed back on?
Speaker 1: Were you there?
Speaker 2: What was in the video?
Speaker 1: Did you say it? Thirteen twenty to ten? What was
Speaker 1: in the video?
Speaker 2: Or have you accidentally you come across corny?
Speaker 1: Remember we had that.
Speaker 2: Corn in the corn in the wild twenty fourteen. If
Speaker 2: you've accidentally come across corn or played corn to someone.
Speaker 1: We are we not allowed to say no, you can
Speaker 1: get your life. We're not allowed to say porn.
Speaker 2: I'm going to need that grab isolated. Maybe so what porn?
Speaker 1: Are we not allowed to say that porn? We are yeah?
Speaker 1: Words or swear words? Remember that woman called who was
Speaker 1: the funeral director and the grandson his laptop of it
Speaker 1: for the slide show and he accidentally played a home video.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, in for minutes, I could pull petrol over
Speaker 2: it and.
Speaker 1: Light the laptop two hundred and forty sorry.
Speaker 2: In that time as well, Like that's crazy. It's I'll
Speaker 2: tell you what you watch. Tickets sell for the next
Speaker 2: time they do a conference there. Everyone wants to be
Speaker 2: at the camp a symposium.
Speaker 1: Deliberate, just to spice it up a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, this room needs this is how curate? Look
Speaker 2: at this?
Speaker 3: Whoa okay? So third twenty four to ten, Pawn in
Speaker 3: the wild.
Speaker 2: Oh, give us a ring in return, I got two
Speaker 2: hundred bucks to drop on Archie's footwear. There you go
Speaker 2: for you a foot person.
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw gave your foot I saw Ron
Speaker 1: Jeremy in the wild one, did you Yeah, I've seen
Speaker 1: him twice. Thought I bumped into him.
Speaker 2: Actually right, you were a nude bony chance at the
Speaker 2: time in.
Speaker 1: Very strange places.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold that doot. We'll come back and get that
Speaker 2: story and take your course next. Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 2: we're talking have you accidentally stumbled across porn? You're on nover.
Speaker 2: We're asking the question to win him. Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 2: to ten, When have you accidentally stumbled across pawn?
Speaker 7: When my son moved down here two years ago, we
Speaker 7: had to enroll him in a new school and he
Speaker 7: needed the laptop and he didn't have a Google account,
Speaker 7: so I said, yep, without thinking, gave him my Google account,
Speaker 7: and he's signed in at school in kind of his
Speaker 7: whole class and has come up. It came up and
Speaker 7: it was on. It was four volume. Everyone in the
Speaker 7: class saw and heard.
Speaker 2: My favorite because remember that lady it rang and said,
Speaker 2: my husband and the kids were out, so I took
Speaker 2: advantage of some me time. Oh no, And when he
Speaker 2: drove back in the driveway, the laptop cannected to the
Speaker 2: bluetooth in the car. The they just started hearing the audio.
Speaker 2: We are getting a bit, not a We are doing
Speaker 2: so because a cancer conference here in.
Speaker 1: Melbourne, a really serious event.
Speaker 3: Absolutely with some of the greatest medical minds in the world.
Speaker 3: There was a moment, an awkward moment, when the official
Speaker 3: welcome was meant to happen and instead a porno played
Speaker 3: for four minutes four minutes.
Speaker 2: Oh dear Whitney, have you stumbled across a naughty bit
Speaker 2: of footage or a photo?
Speaker 9: It was a photo on our home computer or something
Speaker 9: in my path and I found like a stock photo.
Speaker 9: My father had staved because he felt I think he
Speaker 9: thought he liked it. It was of a penis tattoo
Speaker 9: and like the like the penis was it was a
Speaker 9: dragon and the penis was a tongue.
Speaker 1: Whitney was I sorry, was the tattoo on the penis
Speaker 1: or is the tattoo of the penis?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 9: No, the tattoo was on and around the penis was
Speaker 9: the tongue of the dragon. Oh yeah, the penis was
Speaker 9: the tongue of the dragon. And I kept it in
Speaker 9: the back of my head for years and then I
Speaker 9: was like, I ended up talking to my siblings and
Speaker 9: I was like, I'm going to ask him. I'm going
Speaker 9: to ask him.
Speaker 1: So you didn't know if it was his or not?
Speaker 9: No, I mean, I think I could figure out that
Speaker 9: my dad wouldn't have just a picture of himself like
Speaker 9: he had tattoos. He was going through of a mid
Speaker 9: life crisis. I thought that it was definitely not him.
Speaker 9: But I I asked him and they were like, do
Speaker 9: not ask him, And I was like, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 9: got it.
Speaker 1: And then I was like.
Speaker 9: I need to know. And then I asked what my
Speaker 9: mom and him had separated and I asked my mom
Speaker 9: and she was like, that's not for me to say.
Speaker 2: And I was like that, yeah, it means you've got
Speaker 2: a dragon in the family. Yeah, so have you have you.
Speaker 9: Cont something I did and I was like, Dad, I
Speaker 9: just you know, he's back in America, and we facetimed
Speaker 9: and I was like, I just want to ask you
Speaker 9: a question. It's just can I just know I found this.
Speaker 9: Here's what I think. I think that you have a
Speaker 9: Penis said, Am I right? And he goes yes, and
Speaker 9: I was like, oh, okay, and then I pushed it
Speaker 9: and I was like, can I know? Can I know
Speaker 9: what it is? And he was like, it's a scorpion.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he was obviously shopping around like the dragon
Speaker 2: with scorpion.
Speaker 9: Clearly he said, don't don't tell anybody. I was, and
Speaker 9: I went to my siblings.
Speaker 3: I was like, he said, yes, a scorpion with a
Speaker 3: big pincer.
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, I'm pretty sure. I mean it
Speaker 9: could only be that.
Speaker 1: That was that was that was the tale.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that in game right.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for Witness, she's been thinking about it the whole
Speaker 1: time with someone else. Yes, that's Willie Dad, don't say
Speaker 1: that on the family computer etoo.
Speaker 2: Artists do strange jobs, don't they.
Speaker 3: Well they just you know, they've got to make money
Speaker 3: where you want you get it.
Speaker 2: That's sorry. Yeah, you don't know what it's like to
Speaker 2: walk around with the malebody.
Speaker 3: Honestly, even I will, you know, don't pick that fight,
Speaker 3: not this morning.
Speaker 1: Like, honestly, not this morning.
Speaker 2: It's not easy street over here, Lauren. You wouldn't understand.
Speaker 1: You can't even look me in the eyewa, No, I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm terrified to go to the ads. What might happen
Speaker 2: to me off the air? All eyes were on the
Speaker 2: White House last night as Trump sat down with Elbow.
Speaker 2: That meeting went fine. Everyone's talking about the dramas with
Speaker 2: k Rudd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Kevin Rud, who is the Australian Ambassador to America.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's right. He's based in the US.
Speaker 1: And an Australian reporter asked Donald Trump, it's taken ten
Speaker 1: months to get this meeting with Elbow. Have you had
Speaker 1: any issues with perhaps something that the administration has done well?
Speaker 3: This is also by background because Kevin Rudd has labeled
Speaker 3: Donald Trump a village idiot in past.
Speaker 2: Since then deleted the twins twitch I love but this
Speaker 2: was the chat last night.
Speaker 1: He said bad.
Speaker 2: Then maybe he'll like to apologize. I really don't know.
Speaker 5: Did an ambassador say something bad?
Speaker 2: Don't tell me where is he? Is he still working?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you said bad.
Speaker 1: Positions?
Speaker 2: President.
Speaker 11: I don't like you either, and probably never will go ahead.
Speaker 2: So since been revealed that after all the cameras left,
Speaker 2: kay Run apologized to Trump. He accepted the apology and
Speaker 2: they went on for a nice lunch together.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump and Kevin Rudd, just the two of them.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, like like I think it was a
Speaker 2: group booking.
Speaker 1: Or we can eat. I reckon I'd go to for sure.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, they'd be like a succulent Chinese. They
Speaker 3: would banquet.
Speaker 2: Imagine the party, Susan, I mean lazy Susan.
Speaker 1: It would have been. I just hate the cringiness of
Speaker 1: those meetings. It would have been like we're having Australian
Speaker 1: lamb chops or something. As much as I love a
Speaker 1: lamb cut.
Speaker 2: Trumpy love McDonald's, he loves. Yeah. He was asked what
Speaker 2: he ate at the Paletts when he met the king,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I can't remember it was. It was
Speaker 2: good would you'd have to just go safe. It's steak
Speaker 2: mash and bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the king is I don't think roast potato.
Speaker 2: So when they get the steak and they wrap it
Speaker 2: in bacon.
Speaker 1: Fancy, yeah, yeah, it's It's just funny. Did we work
Speaker 1: out if Elbow took a gift to Donald Trump?
Speaker 3: Yet?
Speaker 1: You know they often exchanged gifts.
Speaker 3: I think that's coming. Must be tonight, Cubra, he's coming
Speaker 3: back for seconds.
Speaker 2: Or something similar.
Speaker 1: They having a fool.
Speaker 2: It's not just a meat and not just a chin.
Speaker 1: He's waited ten.
Speaker 3: Months for this because you know, then then Milania and
Speaker 3: Jody will get together.
Speaker 1: And I didn't see jo to get it plane. I
Speaker 1: didn't see her getting.
Speaker 2: Over, she remained. Millennie will be disappointed.
Speaker 3: I wanted to go for a stroll through the game.
Speaker 2: Jody would have gone, I can't wait to see food.
Speaker 1: Is like knee deep in wedding planning. Isn't she don't
Speaker 1: getting married?
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, MILLENNI could give us some advice. Boys
Speaker 2: in the Oval tonight, Millennia, you are on over one hundred.
Speaker 2: It is Jason Lauren clint here as well. We're doing
Speaker 2: to thanks to our mates to Shelley ready express Lauren's
Speaker 2: having a house.
Speaker 1: I did at a house party, but we had an
Speaker 1: unexpected guest on Friday night, which I love. We love hosting,
Speaker 1: we love entertaining. A lot of Paul's family and friends
Speaker 1: are from interstate and so we always say, if your
Speaker 1: last minute and you're in town, comes stay with us.
Speaker 2: So someone was staying in Clinse room. Yeah, it's pretty
Speaker 2: much a guest bedroom at your place is Clint Room.
Speaker 1: It's actually a bit of a revolving door. We do
Speaker 1: have a lot of guests that come and stay. But
Speaker 1: it was Friday afternoon, and and yeah, I love a
Speaker 1: surprise guest, but I do get that little double of anxiety.
Speaker 1: We had a few hours notice because otherwise I'm like,
Speaker 1: is everything set up organized?
Speaker 2: Sheets? Do you have sheets on the bed ready to go?
Speaker 2: Or do you change it when you hear someone's coming.
Speaker 1: We generally have them ready, like it's that room's always
Speaker 1: ready to go. But we do have a big dog
Speaker 1: who likes jumping on the bed. So sometimes I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: God is the big because I don't go into the
Speaker 1: spare room, either of the spare rooms on this time,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, it's the dog's been rolling in the margin,
Speaker 1: gone and jumped on the white sheets because dogs have
Speaker 1: this pond Shane for the day, you change his sheets
Speaker 1: to roll on the top of them. Anyway, bedroom, fine,
Speaker 1: It was fine, And I said to you the other
Speaker 1: day we went down to the Moto GP and philip
Speaker 1: Island and we went down with our friends, the Hemsworth family,
Speaker 1: and Chris was flying in.
Speaker 2: Chris's boys ride into motocross, aren't they they are?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But his dad used to race motorbikes. Yeah, Craigo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Craigo had all his mates, Chris and his brother
Speaker 1: Luke and the bike. Yeah, he rides motorbike. I mean
Speaker 1: he doesn't race them.
Speaker 3: Is there anything that I think jumps and stuff? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Probably lifts it with his finger, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1: I've never liked watched No, never said can I come
Speaker 1: watch you rude a motorbike? So we went down to
Speaker 1: philip Oland and he was coming down and going to
Speaker 1: go down on the Friday night. Paul said, mate, why
Speaker 1: don't you just stay at our house. We'll go first
Speaker 1: thing in the morning, like instead of doing it.
Speaker 2: Hotels are expensive.
Speaker 1: No, I went steaf doing the flight and then the
Speaker 1: long it's like nearly two hours down to Philip Island,
Speaker 1: And I said, why don't we go and pick him
Speaker 1: up from the airport? Because there is something you travel
Speaker 1: a lot clearer. There is something so nice when you
Speaker 1: travel about having someone pick you up.
Speaker 2: Also jokes aside, it's Chris Hamsworth. Normally you'd be put
Speaker 2: in higher cars and there'd be nothing personal to the trip.
Speaker 2: Oh I know.
Speaker 1: He was like on his own waiting for his surfboard
Speaker 1: and oversized luggies.
Speaker 2: Are you serious mate? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So we were like, why don't we go pick
Speaker 1: him up from the airport.
Speaker 3: It's a lovely gesture and surprise.
Speaker 1: And we didn't have plans on Friday night. It wasn't
Speaker 1: wasn't moving a plan.
Speaker 2: Did you take a sign?
Speaker 1: Well no? Then Paul goes, that's a nice thing to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he gets his flight detail and he goes he's landing
Speaker 1: at eleven fifteen and I was like, oh am, hell no,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. Yeah, that's too late. I thought
Speaker 1: it was on a jet staff fight yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, normal plane. So I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: actually I rescind that offer. I'm so you didn't go No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. It was way too late, and so then
Speaker 1: we were sitting up. So we was going to get
Speaker 1: to our house at light midnight, and it was got
Speaker 1: to about nine p thirty. I don't even think he'd
Speaker 1: taken off yet from where it was flying from. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I just can't stay awake anymore. I
Speaker 1: am tired. We're having a quiet weekend. So I was like, well,
Speaker 1: now we've invited him to stay, we can't be We
Speaker 1: can't be in bed when he gets here.
Speaker 2: Chris, we've got one of those hidden key rocks. Look
Speaker 2: out for it. You'll find it. Yes, we've let yourself in.
Speaker 1: So we both had showers and climbed into bed. Paul
Speaker 1: was dressed and he was like, I said, set your alarm.
Speaker 1: So we went to bed. We're watching a show. Fell asleep.
Speaker 1: He said his alarm to get up, to make it
Speaker 1: seem like when he arrived that we'd been waiting up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So Paul was still clothed when he
Speaker 2: was sitting there watching.
Speaker 1: Sleep and then woke up, said his alarm and made
Speaker 1: it seem like when he got there, we've been waiting
Speaker 1: up the whole time.
Speaker 2: TV loud. Oh Chris, I thought, you're still an hour off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get some dinner of wine.
Speaker 3: Why not he didn't cook for him?
Speaker 2: Sure did he?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I think it was a lambs On Chapel job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keb great, Lauren just went to bed.
Speaker 1: Good for the rigat yard. Just pawn put a night,
Speaker 1: maask on couldn't midnight?
Speaker 2: You didn't walk down, Paul? Are you coming back to bed?
Speaker 2: We're in our deep sleep. Chris.
Speaker 3: Did you get up in the morning and make breakfast?
Speaker 2: He scrambled eggs?
Speaker 1: Or no, we went out for coffee. No one wants
Speaker 1: my breakfast when there's fifty seven cafes.
Speaker 2: And that's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah, well,
Speaker 2: I'm glad he saved money on the I do like,
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: Like the idea of picking people up from the airport,
Speaker 1: and I often make posse promises, and that was another
Speaker 1: one of them.
Speaker 2: I get back to Sunday midday. If you like, I'll
Speaker 2: give you.
Speaker 1: It'd be nice if someone was there to pick If
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 2: If she ain't pickings weather up at eleven o'clock at night,
Speaker 2: she ain't grabbing you even at midday.
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Speaker 2: No worries, you're a jelly roll fan I am.
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Speaker 2: Well it sucks to be the other two.
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Speaker 2: We got more invites to go this morning after eight
Speaker 2: o'clock and wearing a mood.
Speaker 3: We're going to make a night of it.
Speaker 1: It's going to be it's sort of the silly season. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that week is Melbourne is going to be insane?
Speaker 2: Should we should we make it a contest like last one's.
Speaker 3: I will win hands down.
Speaker 1: I'm in form we all have to come to work
Speaker 1: on Friday. Let's ourselves if we make.
Speaker 2: A competition on mums here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but do you have any doubt that.
Speaker 1: I shan't be winning Last man Standing?
Speaker 2: I reckon, I give you a nuts not as really really.
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Speaker 2: Well, good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Welcome to you Tuesday, Tuesday. If there's some blue skies
Speaker 1: out there, Melbourne, but I think they're the rain of coming.
Speaker 1: He guys are blue skuys where we are?
Speaker 10: Anyway?
Speaker 2: Said anything different about me?
Speaker 1: Notice anything different about you? Is it a new hat?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Have you lost a couple of kegs?
Speaker 2: No? No, thanks, Laurence bearing a muffin during Clinton seventh
Speaker 2: Give your teeth he had your teeth done. No. I
Speaker 2: do have something new, but it's not in the room.
Speaker 2: I got a new ride.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you get the new car? You know?
Speaker 1: I saw one of these the other day and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm a raptor boy.
Speaker 3: You've got a ute.
Speaker 1: He's got a ute.
Speaker 3: Has that changed you?
Speaker 2: I'm a forward raptor boy.
Speaker 1: Have you got the fluoro orange?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: It's like I vissed yesterday. I'm not going to miss
Speaker 1: him on the road, mel I took hang On.
Speaker 2: I took Archie, my three year old, for a joy ride.
Speaker 2: Your stuff and and he loves to dress up, and
Speaker 2: he goes, I need to put on my construction outfit.
Speaker 2: So he was in high veers when he stood next
Speaker 2: to the car. I couldn't find blended in.
Speaker 1: Do you know I've seen lots of those bright orange
Speaker 1: forwards on the road future color? I think, yes, you
Speaker 1: really don't miss them.
Speaker 2: They are very nice. What's in the tray at the
Speaker 2: moment I've got my hair straight now?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, there's nothing in there?
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 1: Did you think you're not mask enough to have a
Speaker 1: use or is this going to.
Speaker 2: Question? Used to see me the coffee shop this morning,
Speaker 2: standing on like the side step. You're quite high in
Speaker 2: the traffic.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're enormous, which brings me to a little up
Speaker 1: and cargo down. No, did you hit the roof coming
Speaker 1: into the garage? Because I do.
Speaker 2: This is footage of me arriving to work this morning.
Speaker 2: I had to get Locky, our video guy, to guide
Speaker 2: me in. So the clearance downstairs is one point nine,
Speaker 2: the raptors one point nine to five. But look, I
Speaker 2: think this is where you've thought it's got raptor written
Speaker 2: down the side.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, there's that big thing that goes
Speaker 1: when you hit it when you're driving.
Speaker 2: I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: Then you're okay, I do it every morning. It goesof
Speaker 1: and then I have to lower my car to drive
Speaker 1: into the car.
Speaker 2: PA. Yeah, no, no, mine don't lower big tires, big car.
Speaker 1: But you didn't hit the thing.
Speaker 2: I didn't hit that. I don't think I heard the thing.
Speaker 1: No, trust me, I hit it every day, you know
Speaker 1: when you've hit it.
Speaker 2: Because I was freaking out going what am I going
Speaker 2: to do? And so I got all the way down
Speaker 2: the bottom and that's where the only the only problem
Speaker 2: I've hit is the parking spots that they've allocated us
Speaker 2: are quite narrow.
Speaker 1: Jase goes to me the other day, I'm getting his car, Chicken,
Speaker 1: it's going to fit in a normal car park. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not actually a truck, like they're designed for the
Speaker 1: road and for regular car.
Speaker 2: PA, Well it's fit.
Speaker 1: Oh you've parked across mine. Awesome, Thanks Funny. It was
Speaker 1: good timing because you were quite late today and I
Speaker 1: actually parked on John from Building Management.
Speaker 2: John is not going to lie if.
Speaker 1: You listen, just block your on level one today just
Speaker 1: because I got to get out of here quickly and
Speaker 1: I couldn't be bothered with the three three laps up
Speaker 1: to get out of the building. So the reason I'm
Speaker 1: up there, Johnny, is because Jason has taken my park.
Speaker 2: We could pick your little sports car up. Plent's putting
Speaker 2: in the tray?
Speaker 1: How much of the nose will stick out if you
Speaker 1: park normally because my car is big, but that is
Speaker 1: your raptor is enormous.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Laurence park.
Speaker 1: Very I've ever seen is orange?
Speaker 2: What's orange? It's not rare matches my hair, it's orange,
Speaker 2: burned orange. You don't take for a whip today?
Speaker 1: No, it's too big for me. I wouldn't know what to.
Speaker 2: Do with to visit my mate today the training.
Speaker 1: I drove you in, Byron, how do you Lauren?
Speaker 2: That's no, No, you didn't ever eat.
Speaker 1: You your That is like a bougie fancy like five.
Speaker 2: I'm going to pull up on the job site.
Speaker 1: Propping you banged up.
Speaker 3: If you took it for a drive, Lauren, you'd look
Speaker 3: more masks than.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 1: Wearing a little country road shirt and little little short
Speaker 1: shorts driving around in that, I mean, it's a it's
Speaker 1: a beast of a car. Look at it? How good?
Speaker 1: I actually do want to take it for a si.
Speaker 2: I'm a beast of a man behind the wheel. Chicks
Speaker 2: in it, you know, Sabrina tears just going nineteen to Wait,
Speaker 2: did you see her performance on Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 3: I saw her. I didn't see the performance.
Speaker 1: Pants because Jason looking at it at you look at
Speaker 1: how hot she looks? I didn't you like Redge Grundy
Speaker 1: is like Sequin a questume. She never wears pants. She
Speaker 1: has more pants since the beginning of time. Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 1: is a pants woman.
Speaker 2: It was like a bedroom setting and shoes dancing around.
Speaker 2: It was a very good that makes me feel so thought.
Speaker 2: The choreography was amazing, Like.
Speaker 1: I thought you had nice bamboo sheets on the it is.
Speaker 2: Jason and Lauren Clints here were listening to Nober one.
Speaker 3: Hundred startling television last night. I was really looking forward
Speaker 3: to it and it paid dividends. The Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 2: In Fact thirteen twenty four to ten. Have you found
Speaker 2: love later in life? White the people on the Golden Bachler, Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe it's the second marriage. You found them later in life?
Speaker 2: Where do you meet them? You know, maybe your parents
Speaker 2: who found love later in life.
Speaker 3: So bear we learn a lot about.
Speaker 1: Random text from Clint saying I love old people, and
Speaker 1: I was like, no.
Speaker 3: I love oldies.
Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking about that is a
Speaker 1: random text message?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I do watch it, so.
Speaker 1: You have to give me an update.
Speaker 3: So Bear is a widower ye who is a sailor
Speaker 3: in his spare time, he also writes poetry.
Speaker 2: Oh please.
Speaker 1: His name's Be. He's Canadian, and everyone thinks he's going
Speaker 1: to run off with the host.
Speaker 3: There was some There were some really heartbreaking but heartwarming
Speaker 3: stories last night. Right as we started to meet the ladies. Now,
Speaker 3: they talked about all things and we we really appreciated
Speaker 3: that this is the Golden Bachelor. We spoke about things
Speaker 3: like bunyans. There was a few very fresh face lifts
Speaker 3: and twenty fascinating women. I picked out my top five.
Speaker 3: Are you ready to meet them?
Speaker 2: Let go.
Speaker 3: Let's start with Elizette.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: Elizette is a Brazilian born Alazette. Elizette Brazilian born model.
Speaker 3: She's a somber dancer and she brought with her sixty
Speaker 3: pairs of shoes.
Speaker 11: And Ltte princess and I'm coming here to put you
Speaker 11: on my shoulder and take your home.
Speaker 2: Wow, she's terrifying.
Speaker 1: He sounds terrified. Is that the response she was hoping for? Wow? Wow?
Speaker 3: What about Sonny, Now, Sonny, I think will become my
Speaker 3: favorite very quickly. She came armed with a golf putter
Speaker 3: and then invited Bear to retrieve two golden colored golf
Speaker 3: balls from her cleavage.
Speaker 1: Mister, you're going to just abandon a bit.
Speaker 11: She had an interesting teaching method. There's a short it's
Speaker 11: a man that it doesn't matter, and she was probably
Speaker 11: touching a few other places as well. I'm a bit
Speaker 11: out of practice, but I did get.
Speaker 2: A hole in one.
Speaker 1: What did she say?
Speaker 3: What she said she was giving him? After he retrieved
Speaker 3: the bulls from the cleavage, she gave him a golf lesson.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I love this was your mom could
Speaker 1: be my grandmother.
Speaker 2: Is she into golf?
Speaker 3: Into bears Phillips, This one will be your favorite. I'll
Speaker 3: let her introduce herself because her name is quite striking.
Speaker 3: Suffice to say she's an animal loving senior who arrived
Speaker 3: on horseback.
Speaker 1: My name is Loren, is spelled l a u Arianne.
Speaker 1: Other people say, you know, Lauren, Lauren is actually French
Speaker 1: and comparised, they said, Loren?
Speaker 2: Change?
Speaker 1: Is that me? In the future.
Speaker 2: The packaging of the show Chase Loren.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like you all to I like, I love
Speaker 1: French fries, so if you could all call me like
Speaker 1: Ralph Lauren, it's actually I think Ralph Laurence.
Speaker 2: Women are mad and crazy, and.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, we get crazier as we get older.
Speaker 3: We can tell Catherine will be one of the punter's
Speaker 3: favorite quickly.
Speaker 1: Sorry, do you think they all get told bring a prop?
Speaker 1: Because no one goes on their first date with a prop.
Speaker 3: Well, our next guest twice married Jim Junkie with a
Speaker 3: revenge pod, right, and she challenge Bear to an arm wrestle.
Speaker 11: Oh my wow, what a strong grip you work out obviously, Yeah,
Speaker 11: it looks like I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. This poor man tickets? Did he
Speaker 1: want to run?
Speaker 3: Watching like I couldn't take more notes. I'm happy to
Speaker 3: be singing that this is going to be one of
Speaker 3: the great segments I've ever put together.
Speaker 1: Okay, just was anyone there that just turned up and
Speaker 1: was nice and normal?
Speaker 3: Chalmsy lady the radio die well, she was. She didn't
Speaker 3: know when to approach, She got off flustered and she
Speaker 3: started crying, and then she was like she was crying.
Speaker 3: It's emblematic and symbolic of my love life. You know
Speaker 3: I could never do the first approach I always get,
Speaker 3: so you know, come on.
Speaker 1: I saw one promo where she was having a meltdown
Speaker 1: because her spanks were too tight, and that I can relate.
Speaker 3: Well, Bianca didn't make my top five, but Charmsy did.
Speaker 3: Now I spoke about Bunyance right. Well, Poor old Charmsy
Speaker 3: had a few issues herself. And I guess you expected
Speaker 3: on the you expected on the Golden Bachelor, because first
Speaker 3: impressions are quite important.
Speaker 2: I couldn't see him only because I wasn't wearing my glass.
Speaker 1: It was a blur.
Speaker 2: She wasn't wearing a contact. She forgot her glasses, so
Speaker 2: she couldn't see it, couldn't see did you do that
Speaker 2: thing where she just feels the face?
Speaker 1: Poor old Charmsy forgot Bachelor. But did any of them
Speaker 1: turn up? It was anyone like.
Speaker 3: There was a bit of normality. There's one lovely lady
Speaker 3: called jan and she was social, had the short hair
Speaker 3: and we're not here out and she got the first
Speaker 3: impression Rose.
Speaker 1: She never had she could never have children or something.
Speaker 2: She was right. You know, I'm concerned about all of
Speaker 2: them because the rose ceremonies when you've chatted with Bachelor
Speaker 2: contestants in the past. The Rose ceremony they filmed till
Speaker 2: like three o'clock in the morning, do they they just
Speaker 2: get them? They them these guys to stop from that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know what, women we get more like
Speaker 1: as we get older, we get a little bit more
Speaker 1: crazy in our eyes. So there'll'll be way.
Speaker 2: More for people.
Speaker 3: All those women were very normal.
Speaker 2: And we haven't noticed any change in the four years
Speaker 2: we've been working together.
Speaker 1: Can we just no, I've actually, you know, we get cooler.
Speaker 3: Can we just quickly replace Sonny turning up on all Sunny's.
Speaker 2: The golfer, Oh, the golfer. Yeah, here we go. We
Speaker 2: love the golfer. The golfer, So.
Speaker 1: Mister, you're going to just abandon a bit.
Speaker 11: She had an interesting teaching method because not sure it's
Speaker 11: a man that it doesn't matter to more, and she
Speaker 11: was probably touching a few other places as well. No more,
Speaker 11: I'm a bit out of practice, but I did get
Speaker 11: a hole on one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's saying, bend down, you've got.
Speaker 2: To be right. Years ago thirteen twenty fourteen, have you
Speaker 2: found love later in life? You don't have to be eighty?
Speaker 1: Did they turn up on a horse.
Speaker 2: No. Maybe maybe you know what you got out of
Speaker 2: a marriage and you started dating and in your forties.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, love later in life is the best kind.
Speaker 2: Where did you meet him? How did you meet thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten? Maybe with someone you know?
Speaker 1: Sweet?
Speaker 3: I'm so here for this show.
Speaker 2: Give us skill and this I'm not taking the mickey here.
Speaker 3: I got specsavers to Chalmsy thirteen twenty four ten to
Speaker 3: join us four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Are you're right? Words never came out of your mouth,
Speaker 1: it was just it.
Speaker 2: Have you found love later in life? Give us a
Speaker 2: call at nover. We're talking finding love later in life
Speaker 2: gold a Bachelor premiere last night. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 2: is our number. If you've gone round two or three
Speaker 2: a little bit later on in.
Speaker 1: Life, it might be round one. Maybe you just never
Speaker 1: found the right one until later in life. Maybe you're
Speaker 1: busy doing other things. I think when you're a bit older,
Speaker 1: you know exactly what you do and don't. Yeah, as well,
Speaker 1: you don't, and we still make mistakes, but you sort
Speaker 1: of you know a bit more about who you are
Speaker 1: and who's going to work for you.
Speaker 2: We have mentioned it before, Yeah, okay for it. There's
Speaker 2: a reason why a lot of them are happy in
Speaker 2: nursing homes.
Speaker 3: Because they Yeah, there's not visits Jason Room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well let them be good on them.
Speaker 2: Oh, let them be go go your half. They do,
Speaker 2: don't they?
Speaker 3: Or do they have to?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, let them talk about this.
Speaker 1: You've got some weird thing for the oldies. You bring
Speaker 1: this up a lot.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what did he text you last night?
Speaker 1: Well, he likes the Golden Bachelor.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, what was the text? No context, just read
Speaker 2: out the text.
Speaker 1: I really love oldies. This is what he said. I
Speaker 1: love the oldest, loves the oldest lines like hunt I was.
Speaker 1: I was watching Mister Bates versus the Postal, so I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 2: About television, Wayne, and packing them get the Wayne. We're good.
Speaker 2: You find you found love later in life?
Speaker 6: Yes, around six years ago.
Speaker 2: What's ago? Who'd you meet? Whereabouts? And how old? Well?
Speaker 6: I was at a New Year's party at at there
Speaker 6: on one year. Oh yeah, I see I've seen this
Speaker 6: young girl. She was twenty four.
Speaker 2: At the time.
Speaker 1: And how well were you? Wayne?
Speaker 6: I was forty four?
Speaker 1: Why too young?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Four, twenty much younger.
Speaker 6: Yes, but I just fell in love with her eyes
Speaker 6: and because she's she was South American.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 6: So when over, I bought her a drink and I
Speaker 6: asked her, how do you say? Can I take her
Speaker 6: off of tea Spanish?
Speaker 1: Can I take your sea?
Speaker 6: So she told me so. I asked her straight up,
Speaker 6: and from that day we've been together six years.
Speaker 1: Later, Wayne, do you know how to say? Can I
Speaker 1: take you out for tea? In Spanish? Now?
Speaker 6: No, I can take you a few words there.
Speaker 1: What can you say?
Speaker 2: We'll hang on here? We careful before Christmas? View?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nailing it, nailing it. I bet you can't
Speaker 1: wait for you to meet the in laws. You'll impress
Speaker 1: them with your Spanish.
Speaker 3: At the casino, Wayne, was it on the was it
Speaker 3: on the gaming floor?
Speaker 2: Was she playing the.
Speaker 6: Post one of the club on.
Speaker 2: The Odion.
Speaker 1: On New Year's Eve? That's love, that's love. It was
Speaker 1: love at first. Such. I will argue that forty four
Speaker 1: is not later in it's you know, because otherwise.
Speaker 3: Is that in the Golden No, forty four Jason is
Speaker 3: in the Golden shut up?
Speaker 1: Isn't the Golden bracket like six?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's retirement.
Speaker 2: You're talking love later in life fourteen to Karen.
Speaker 10: Hello, Karen, Hi, everyone, show we.
Speaker 3: Love you more. Karen for Wayne, how when you met
Speaker 3: when you met your lover?
Speaker 8: I also in the forties. I was forty three and
Speaker 8: i'd been a single mum for about ten years with
Speaker 8: so I had two little kids and for ten years
Speaker 8: taking care of them and they're obviously my focus. And
Speaker 8: then working in a gym and on the gym floor.
Speaker 8: This gorgeous man thought he was married at the time.
Speaker 8: He was a very dedicated dad and kept to himself
Speaker 8: and lo and behold. One day he approached me and
Speaker 8: I thought he just wanted to talk business and talk
Speaker 8: about personal training, but no, he actually had become single.
Speaker 8: And I thought, oh, this is this is riding his gorgeous,
Speaker 8: great physique, and you know, we just kind of I thought,
Speaker 8: it's happy to yeah, you know, happy to just have
Speaker 8: a bit of fun. If he's come out of his
Speaker 8: marriage and turned into love. How have you been together
Speaker 8: net now it's just been over three years.
Speaker 1: Oh, Karen's forty six. Still not the golden knees.
Speaker 10: I'm sixty.
Speaker 1: No, here we go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a girl, you're a goal right.
Speaker 12: I'm an oldie.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm all right, Lisa. Who'd you meet?
Speaker 10: And where I met John? And it was on RSVP,
Speaker 10: I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, great, and but we did need it.
Speaker 10: Forty five, so I know we met younger. You know,
Speaker 10: obviously that's very young. But we've been together for fifteen
Speaker 10: years and he's finally asked me to marry him and
Speaker 10: we're getting married next Monday.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Lisa, Yeah, no, no, no, you can come.
Speaker 1: We're going to Early Beach. Oh Lisa, how old you're sixty?
Speaker 10: I'm sixty and John will be sixty in November. And yeah,
Speaker 10: we've got six kids between us, five group beautiful grandkids
Speaker 10: and we're all going up to Early Beach for our wedding.
Speaker 1: And you're a modern family. How beautiful. I love that,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: And you've picked the young backpackers destination for the webing No.
Speaker 10: We're saying the mirage.
Speaker 1: Oh Lisa, congratulations, good luck on the wedding.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: What are you wearing them? I asked.
Speaker 10: I can't say. Might be listening.
Speaker 3: It sounds it feels like a pantsuit kind.
Speaker 10: Of no think beachy Bojo.
Speaker 1: Please send us some PI star Yes, send us some pigs.
Speaker 2: O goodulations, congratulations, Hey list do you need a do
Speaker 2: you need a Specsavers?
Speaker 3: But I should to compliment the outfit.
Speaker 10: Well, you know I do wear glasses.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm going to hook you up for
Speaker 2: a four hundred dollars Savers voucher.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you, no worries, thank you, on my way.
Speaker 1: To work, thanks Lisa good They met on R S
Speaker 1: v P.
Speaker 2: It would have been the website, not the app.
Speaker 1: You know what's big now actual matchmakers in as in
Speaker 1: not the apps. People are going to proper matchmakers.
Speaker 2: About just going out and meeting someone.
Speaker 1: You try it, mate, Oh I know.
Speaker 2: My wife leaves me. I will die alone.
Speaker 1: Matchmakers, matchmakers, they they sip through it and just find
Speaker 1: you the top.
Speaker 2: Is it like how the training post used to be
Speaker 2: a big thing. It's a training pot of people.
Speaker 1: Know someone actually has the jobs finding you, Yeah, finding
Speaker 1: you a partner that your needs designs.
Speaker 2: That movie Hitch though, you're talking about Peter. Guys. Let's
Speaker 2: say hello to Okay.
Speaker 1: All morning, Locky. Well, what grade are you in at school? Lockie? Seven?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Year seven?
Speaker 2: You want to win some cash and score a new
Speaker 2: pair of Nikes, do you?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Air Jordan action.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe, yeah. Hey, how's your first year of
Speaker 1: high school being lucky?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's been really good.
Speaker 1: Make new friends, yeah I have.
Speaker 2: They're still do on wedgies these days? Is that sort
Speaker 2: of thing?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, right, yeah, Now you want to play for five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars today. That should get you a pair of Nikes.
Speaker 1: All right, good luck, Locky. Hopefully you've heard how this
Speaker 1: game works, but i'll tell you just in case. You're
Speaker 1: going to hear a clue a question, and you're going
Speaker 1: to hear a three two one countdown. You have to
Speaker 1: answer before the buzz are Locky, and it's all yours
Speaker 1: if you're correct.
Speaker 2: All right, you got this, brother, Let's do it Locky
Speaker 2: for five hundred dollars this morning. This is your question.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we've lost the question.
Speaker 2: Computer says no, going well.
Speaker 3: Locky, computer's not working.
Speaker 2: It is not working.
Speaker 3: That's all right, we can ask the question.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go. I've fixed it. Five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars. All right, we're back. And what happened there?
Speaker 1: Did computer say?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Did Josep's little thing go wandering on the wrong?
Speaker 2: But no, no, buttons, we're working. Computer said no, okay
Speaker 2: for barny bucks. Let's focus here we go, Lucky, which
Speaker 2: country is shaped like a boot? Three? Two?
Speaker 6: Italy on?
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars Lucky.
Speaker 12: Thank you God, Jason Lauren. We love you. We listened
Speaker 12: to you every morning and it's just first's.
Speaker 2: A lot of money, a lot of money.
Speaker 1: The money.
Speaker 12: Do you think we never thought he'd get through? We're
Speaker 12: just sitting in the car about joby sister at daycare.
Speaker 2: And what's your name?
Speaker 12: Julia?
Speaker 2: Julia? He sounds like a good kid.
Speaker 12: He's amazing. He's just the best. I'm so proud of him.
Speaker 1: How many pair of knights he got in the water?
Speaker 12: I think he's only got one, but I don't think
Speaker 12: I tend to buy the right one.
Speaker 3: So he Lucky? Are you fired up?
Speaker 2: You happy?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Five hundred bucks coming your way back for the blues?
Speaker 3: How about you having a win?
Speaker 2: Why do you have to bring it down? Cleny? Five
Speaker 2: hundred bucks? Good on, You're lucky?
Speaker 12: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Easy?
Speaker 2: Is that there? You go?
Speaker 1: Get your new nikes.
Speaker 2: Lucky picked up money and we've got more cash to
Speaker 2: go this time tomorrow here on nover heading into the weekend.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember, but on Friday, I
Speaker 2: was pretty pumped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lou was going away.
Speaker 2: It was lad to night.
Speaker 1: I got three boys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got three young boys, all under eleven, and
Speaker 2: the wife was going away on a girl's weekend. It
Speaker 2: was Mum's gone well, Kirie, Tash and Lord, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Really Mum's gone wild. It's like mum's wellness, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They went down to the hot spring. Beautiful.
Speaker 3: I love it down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I thought, oh God.
Speaker 1: Good weekend to be down there. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had a great time.
Speaker 3: Do your boys sort of take care of themselves?
Speaker 1: No? No, most surely they can get stuff done, might
Speaker 1: make a sandwich.
Speaker 3: They could fend for themselves.
Speaker 2: Kids are quite lazy in general, now.
Speaker 1: Clint, do they cook two minute noodles or something for lunch?
Speaker 1: And do you have to do it?
Speaker 2: No? You normally got to do it.
Speaker 1: Like how much twelve?
Speaker 3: How much are you doing outside of driving them around?
Speaker 2: You're doing everything at twelve?
Speaker 3: Popping them in the shower.
Speaker 2: No no, no, you'd be like, I'm getting in the shower.
Speaker 2: So they'll go and do all that, you know, by themselves.
Speaker 2: But you're getting dinner and.
Speaker 1: Dinner, dinner is dinner, dinner's fine, lunch yourself.
Speaker 2: And it's the negotiation trying to get him to eat
Speaker 2: as well. Every kids are same, and I feel like
Speaker 2: that back in my day, we just ate what we'll
Speaker 2: given it.
Speaker 1: It was put on the table, and if we didn't,
Speaker 1: we were everything.
Speaker 2: At the moment. Every other parent I talked to, they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's just the endless fight trying to get them to eat.
Speaker 1: I didn't eat. I went to bed hungry.
Speaker 2: I know, but the problem is then it gets to
Speaker 2: eight o'clock and I'm hungry, and then you're like, well
Speaker 2: that derails my dinner. Going into Friday, I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: Archie was a daycare, the boys were at school. I
Speaker 2: went home at the place to myself, got everything ready.
Speaker 2: My plan was pick up the kids, bring him home.
Speaker 2: We'll kick the footy, have a bit of dinner, watch
Speaker 2: a movie. They'll be out by seven thirty. I'll roll
Speaker 2: around my mate, sleepy ses, you'll have a couple of
Speaker 2: scotches out the back.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're gonna leave the kids in bed and go
Speaker 1: to suggestions?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, have him come run. Yeah, that's living Friday night.
Speaker 2: I've had good times with the boys.
Speaker 1: You actually think your twelve year old son's going to
Speaker 1: a bit at seven thirty on a Friday night.
Speaker 2: Well, he's the least of my problems. Like twelve year old,
Speaker 2: I've saw themselves out. It's more than three year old
Speaker 2: and everything like that.
Speaker 1: Toddler toddler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't sort himself out.
Speaker 1: No, oh, no, not a three. He's nearly four.
Speaker 2: Yes, toddler would call him top.
Speaker 1: He's in the toddler category.
Speaker 2: And so I was picking him up from daycare and
Speaker 2: they said the words no parent wants to hear gastro.
Speaker 2: I'd almost I'd almost rather the gastro headlightspe.
Speaker 1: He slept in the afternoon, that's right, Lauren, disaster nap.
Speaker 2: They said, Oh, he had a very big nap today.
Speaker 2: He doesn't sleep. Don't let him sleep.
Speaker 1: Your four year olds don't nap, do they?
Speaker 2: Three? Let him sleep, doesn't need to sleep. He's a
Speaker 2: little man, toddler, he's four in January? Why let him sleepy?
Speaker 1: Which does he normally sleep?
Speaker 2: If he's not?
Speaker 1: What I mean, he's not, don't let them sleep? No,
Speaker 1: God no, Also, we're paying you run them in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly away in the home time run him into
Speaker 2: the ground. Yes, but if he's.
Speaker 1: Sleep, paying you to sit there while he's sleep.
Speaker 3: Perfect, that's one last thing they've got to do. Just
Speaker 3: let him sleep.
Speaker 2: I used to have one of those missed water bottles
Speaker 2: in the car because when he was real young, if
Speaker 2: they went to the.
Speaker 1: Cat, that's what my dog trainer told him to do
Speaker 1: with the dog if it barked out.
Speaker 2: Well, if they go to fall asleep in the car
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, don't fall asleep. The it's like
Speaker 2: a sprit, just wakes him up.
Speaker 3: That's what you do to a dog or a cat
Speaker 3: on the on the table.
Speaker 2: They love it. It's just the water hits him.
Speaker 1: It just wakes You also have one of those electric
Speaker 1: collars shot.
Speaker 2: They also legal for and you don't want to commind.
Speaker 1: That citronella spray. Do you have one of those?
Speaker 2: No, no he doesn't. So my plan all night? Oh mate,
Speaker 2: nine o'clock. He was ready to party. He was still
Speaker 2: going nine o'clock. I've cancer, NK.
Speaker 1: You canceled drinks? Why anyone else over? And then two
Speaker 1: of you can do it.
Speaker 2: I had him running around like it all went to hell,
Speaker 2: and then I couldn't get him to sleep, and then
Speaker 2: I finally got him to sleep in my bed and
Speaker 2: he pissed all the way through it.
Speaker 1: He pissed in the bed.
Speaker 2: Ten o'clock at night, was me with a bottle of
Speaker 2: Pinot in the laundry, washing sheets, like I said.
Speaker 3: Living And imagine when Lou got home, she's like, did
Speaker 3: you piss the not again?
Speaker 1: Def comes over for one drink and what happens.
Speaker 2: Had a nice story about Jelly Roll the other day.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 2: Trives a big pick up.
Speaker 1: He's a good redemption story.
Speaker 2: Big pickup truck does he Yeah? And in the truck
Speaker 2: is a letter that a fan gave him years ago,
Speaker 2: talking about, Hey, may I just want to give you
Speaker 2: this letter. Went through a really hard time. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: much so your music pretty much saved my life. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: and I just want to say thank you, and handed
Speaker 2: this letter to him, And apparently to this day, Jelly
Speaker 2: still rolls around his pick up with the letter in it.
Speaker 1: I think when you become a superstar of that level,
Speaker 1: to have those little reminders, because you could get lost.
Speaker 1: I imagine in the noise in the high so famous,
Speaker 1: to have those little reminders that you are making a
Speaker 1: difference as well in people's lives must be enormous.
Speaker 2: Here's the go Intimate Room sp Hotel, one of the
Speaker 2: best locations for live music here in Melbourne, sun Setting
Speaker 2: over Sint Kilda.
Speaker 3: Beach Ah and Jay Rowl is immense live. Here's it
Speaker 3: go unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Look, there's many a couple of his songs that are
Speaker 1: really popular also. But if you go in and actually
Speaker 1: listen to his albums, it is banger after banger. It's
Speaker 1: going to be in a show.
Speaker 3: Do you know who one of the strangest jelly roll
Speaker 3: fans is that?
Speaker 2: I Know.
Speaker 3: Jones? Your mum Tony Tony Jones as in the Sports
Speaker 3: TJ is a huge jelly roll really listen loves him.
Speaker 2: Oh don't tell me that now I'm off It is
Speaker 2: invited to Nova's Red Room. Welling around for an invite.
Speaker 1: He needs to call fourteen twenty four ten is our
Speaker 1: number right now. If you want to win invitations to
Speaker 1: Nova's Red Room, it is the hottest ticket in town.
Speaker 1: You can only win them on No.
Speaker 2: That's right, can't buy him. Let's go to Geelong, Alisha?
Speaker 2: Or is this Tony Jones pretending to be a Lisha alone?
Speaker 9: Aleisha?
Speaker 1: You want to bring your husband to jelly Roll at
Speaker 1: the sb.
Speaker 9: Yes, please, oh my god.
Speaker 12: We just love his story.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: You've got to invite coming your way. Thank you to
Speaker 2: see that. Does he show away from the backstory of
Speaker 2: him doing time in jail?
Speaker 1: I don't no, not at all. We know he Also,
Speaker 1: he's got a song called I'm Not Okay and it's
Speaker 1: about I think it's about mental health, and he's quite
Speaker 1: he's quite open about that stuff.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: Final tickets are on sale for jelly Rolls down Under
Speaker 2: tour from live nation dot com dot are you He'll
Speaker 2: He'll be performing songs from his new album, Beautifully Baroken
Speaker 2: And keep listening to Nova for your chance to see
Speaker 2: him in Nova's Red Room at the s B. That's
Speaker 2: going to be a big nose.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a cracker. Next Thursday.
Speaker 2: Is it next Thursday?
Speaker 1: I think so it is.
Speaker 2: Next Friday. Show is going to hurt.
Speaker 1: It's Thursday going into Derby Day.
Speaker 2: Lauren, you might not be able to relate to this.
Speaker 1: Beauty is pain, Oh, beauty is pain.
Speaker 2: I don't think you girls understand how hard it is
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 1: Blown Oh please, Clint will understand beauty being pain.
Speaker 3: It is painful.
Speaker 1: It is painful, which part just like, I just don't
Speaker 1: why do you say that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys caught this a scroll
Speaker 2: the gram last night I saw on the top fitness
Speaker 2: influences encouraging teenage boys to inject live stock steroids.
Speaker 1: That's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: What do you mean live stock steroids?
Speaker 2: Sixteen year old at the gym? This is on TikTok
Speaker 2: video show to shirt the sixteen year old at the gym,
Speaker 2: needle in hand injecting cattle steroids into his arm.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: That is the latest crazy. And the problem is the
Speaker 2: kids are watching this on TikTok and they're going out
Speaker 2: and trying to find it.
Speaker 1: It's funny because they are really tightening these laws around
Speaker 1: beauty advice, like even actual beauty therapists can't promote botox
Speaker 1: and fillers and all those things. There's different rules around
Speaker 1: advertising and the way you can sell it now, but
Speaker 1: there are a lot of really kind of irresponsible. So
Speaker 1: is that just when it comes to social media influencers.
Speaker 2: Anti aging or is it all sort of I'm not entirely.
Speaker 2: The drug has serious side effects, including permanent stunt bone growth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Conte young serious mental health problems. There's also links to
Speaker 2: aggression and violent behavior behavior of course it's cattle steroids.
Speaker 1: We're also giving any problem.
Speaker 3: And I'm sorry injecting it. That's that's concerning.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you about that time.
Speaker 1: But that's not beauty, that's just stupid.
Speaker 3: I mean kids when I say kids like teens who
Speaker 3: are who are craving this sort of you know, the
Speaker 3: the rip bod going to the gym. They're even taking creatine.
Speaker 3: You know, their hell bent on getting the best protein powder,
Speaker 3: which isn't concerning in isolation, but when you put it
Speaker 3: all together.
Speaker 2: But a weir at fault, like I don't want to
Speaker 2: get too deep here, but a society at fault, because
Speaker 2: where the one's praising the results, if that makes sense,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So without knowing, without knowing
Speaker 2: what you're doing at the gym, you know, you walk
Speaker 2: into the workplace, someone's like, look at you, man, you're
Speaker 2: looking ripped.
Speaker 1: I think that's different. Though, complimenting someone on on keeping
Speaker 1: fit and well is different to putting stuff.
Speaker 3: We all have an appetite to look good, to feel good,
Speaker 3: but this is just taking it to a whole new level.
Speaker 3: But if you're the parent of a kid injecting cow steroids. Surely,
Speaker 3: if you don't know about it, that's a concern. The
Speaker 3: do you know about it even more of a concern, exactly.
Speaker 1: But it is painful being beautiful.
Speaker 2: Clint, he wouldn't understand first hand. I used to bleach
Speaker 2: my hair, remember the headdress. I had to put the
Speaker 2: milk on it because it started the blister.
Speaker 1: The issue is that that hurt, and it wasn't beautiful.
Speaker 2: That was you know what? When I look back at
Speaker 2: the photos, I'm like, who thought white hair back then?
Speaker 2: In the spiky I.
Speaker 1: Look like that little ginger eyebrows brows as well.
Speaker 2: I look like something from Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Draco Malfoy, Yes, that's exactly what I look like. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But like I mean, beauty treatments hurt. Try being a
Speaker 1: cheek man. Let me start with waxing. Waxing hurts. You've
Speaker 1: waxed you legs.
Speaker 3: Well, we're trying to keep hair and you're trying to
Speaker 3: take it off.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you wax your legs, don't you.
Speaker 3: No, don't wax them.
Speaker 2: Have you ever waxed, say, clipper, I clipper my legs.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a wax at any part.
Speaker 3: The Nancy Nancy at the place on the bridge ride.
Speaker 3: She does a great job.
Speaker 1: What is she wax part of your body?
Speaker 2: Have you done the crack?
Speaker 3: I've done the crack before, Well have you?
Speaker 2: She don't need to do a crack?
Speaker 1: Well no, Then there's laser, and laser used to really hurt.
Speaker 1: But laser doesn't hurt like lasering you la. Women layer
Speaker 1: their whole bodies. Man, we don't want to hair. Not
Speaker 1: all women. Some women like it, but laser laser not
Speaker 1: like it used to. It used to hurt, used to
Speaker 1: feel like someone was slapping you, and it used to
Speaker 1: go yeah, boom boom every time, and now it's like this.
Speaker 1: Now it's like piss.
Speaker 5: Up.
Speaker 1: They move it.
Speaker 2: Really when you say smell like burning of the heads,
Speaker 2: smell yeah like that back then that means.
Speaker 1: You haven't prepped properly for the laser athane. Man, you're
Speaker 1: doing it wrong if it smells like that. And then
Speaker 1: there's botox clip. How much does that hurt?
Speaker 3: I'm unsure?
Speaker 2: Please, I'm sure. Please. Your foreheads like a.
Speaker 1: Grill, teeth whitening. How much is that it.
Speaker 13: You walk.
Speaker 2: You get that shoved into your mouth?
Speaker 1: If you've ever had your teeth whitened? You know the zing?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I am. I had my teeth whitened. And
Speaker 3: I went straight from there in to present the news
Speaker 3: on Channel nine. And I'm sitting there and my teeth
Speaker 3: is zing. My shop is a zing.
Speaker 2: They were white as hell.
Speaker 1: But and then what about when the wind blows and
Speaker 1: pretty and then it just all of a sudden goes
Speaker 1: away and you're like, I'm beautiful and the pain was
Speaker 1: worth it.
Speaker 2: Get the staff. Imagine you're walking me into the wax
Speaker 2: players and you're ringing you your big media yellow, big
Speaker 2: media yellow fire outfit, Peter. Get my friend waxed right
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Speaker 1: Well, unlocky, he wants to buy himself in your period nikes.
Speaker 3: And won't you have a spring in his step today?
Speaker 1: Walking in the school wants you.
Speaker 2: Jordan's yeah, that's cool man.
Speaker 1: Mum had brought him some, but I think they are
Speaker 1: all one.
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Speaker 2: The artists you are listening out for today to go
Speaker 2: on the running.
Speaker 1: Katie Perry call when.
Speaker 3: You hear anything.
Speaker 2: Could be California Girls could be.
Speaker 1: Firework, firework because she's love again.
Speaker 3: Katie Pets should be ra Justin Trudeau strange coming together.
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, go and live. He's got out
Speaker 1: of politics. He's Dayton and popstar. Do it queen?
Speaker 2: Thank you for being that is it? Guys. We are
Speaker 2: out of here. We are off to today.
Speaker 3: I'm off to Waverley Park. The Hawthorne Footy Club are moving,
Speaker 3: so it's moving day for the Hawks moving to Dingley
Speaker 3: to a flash facility.
Speaker 2: Which he saw the other day we passed it the
Speaker 2: other day. The Big Hawks logos up on the wall.
Speaker 2: It looks flash, very new that.
Speaker 1: The word flash makes you sound like you're a hundred.
Speaker 3: It's a groovy new facility. It's flat out at Waverley Park.
Speaker 3: They've got this statue of John Kennedy, one of their
Speaker 3: one of the one of their old they're old coaches,
Speaker 3: yeah statue. So they're relocating the statue from from there
Speaker 3: out to Dingley.
Speaker 2: They're not bringing it down.
Speaker 1: Well, I can't wait to watch the news to.
Speaker 3: You will not miss it.
Speaker 1: Lauren Phillips will be on the couch six o'clock ready
Speaker 1: to watch the statue relocation of John Kennedy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, this is not a like chains on it, like
Speaker 2: like we're moving, We're not extraction.
Speaker 1: Is John still with us?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: The family will be there.
Speaker 2: Family will be there.
Speaker 1: They will be watching the nine news tonight, no doubt
Speaker 1: what the rest of us.
Speaker 2: I should point out where it's going. The new training
Speaker 2: facility looks sick.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's down one hundred and five.
Speaker 13: I have a great day, Case and Lauren, Lauren wake
Speaker 13: up feeling good following them on the socials.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I