Speaker 1: How good are sour Gummies? The best Chrissy's clique fait
Speaker 1: Chloe's my favorite Kardashian end of story.
Speaker 2: Powys has been always will for you, Hey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know how on Instagram a surgeons and
Speaker 1: buy therapist, et cetera stitch themselves. I believe that is
Speaker 1: in the parlance of our pasts, what on stitch themselves
Speaker 1: over images of celebrities and then they I guess, guess
Speaker 1: what procedures they've had. It's always a very good watch.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: It's captivating, and they all know that it gets views
Speaker 3: and that's why they do it now.
Speaker 2: So half the time I'm like, are you just making that?
Speaker 3: Because I agree, you know that this is going to
Speaker 3: do well on TikTok or Instagram, and also.
Speaker 1: Because we are not surgeons, we're not going to go
Speaker 1: oh that's silly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this guy with his name Jonathan better Ridge, Jonathan Betterridge,
Speaker 1: did one of these on my favorite Kloa Caudashin and
Speaker 1: speculated about all the procedures she had. Well she took
Speaker 1: to the comments I love this.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 3: She's copied her sister Kylie, because remember Kylie did this
Speaker 3: a few weeks ago, revealing her busies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they're not afraid of anyth they're not ashamed
Speaker 1: of anything, and no should they be, agree, she says,
Speaker 1: I take this as a great compliment. Jonathan Betteridge. First off.
Speaker 1: First off, I think these photos are about fifteen years apart,
Speaker 1: so the before and after. I think she's absolutely right there.
Speaker 1: But she goes, but here's a list of things that
Speaker 1: I have had done. I've been very open in the
Speaker 1: past about what I've done. So here we go, and
Speaker 1: the list begins. Nos, job at doctor Kenodia nine two
Speaker 1: one zero, laser hair for the hairline and everywhere else.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could do that. So she's altered
Speaker 1: her hairline, brought it back home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think because there are Menian and they had
Speaker 3: Kim had a lot of like they have that baby
Speaker 3: hair at the front.
Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, well there you go. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: that even existed. Botok and sculptor where my face tumor
Speaker 1: was removed. Oh my god. It sounds very serious. In
Speaker 1: her cheek. Soft wave laser for skin tightening, right, hit
Speaker 1: of that is that all it takes. It's a bit
Speaker 1: a laser time fillers in the past but not any
Speaker 1: over the last few years here. It never goes away,
Speaker 1: so I'm sure it's still there, but it's come down.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. She's had filler in the last few years.
Speaker 1: She's lost eighty pounds of I don't think she's lying.
Speaker 3: I think there's some things that she's missed out here,
Speaker 3: and I think there's some exaggerations.
Speaker 2: She's had feller in the last few years.
Speaker 3: Her face has changed so much, and I love them.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I like to believe that she's honest. Anyway. Collagen baby threads,
Speaker 1: what are they underneath my chin and neck?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I've had friends get that done.
Speaker 3: So they put a thread under your skin and pull
Speaker 3: it to pull.
Speaker 1: Your skin kid to do with collagen baby?
Speaker 3: Wellrea, it must be a version of threads. But that's
Speaker 3: what threads are. When they put a thread under your
Speaker 3: skin and yank.
Speaker 2: It your face.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a b from a horror move, I know.
Speaker 2: And sometimes it leaves a little bump where they do
Speaker 2: the not I've seen it, and what happens to the
Speaker 2: not just you live with it.
Speaker 1: Who's had that blind over?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you of it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then she also has salmon sperm facials.
Speaker 1: No thanks, regular facials. I love peptides, vitamins and daily skincare. Oh,
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan says she looks different because she took a tablet.
Speaker 2: That's right. She puts it down to her vitamins and skincare,
Speaker 2: and she.
Speaker 1: Says, very true. In twenty twenty five, there are many
Speaker 1: other things that we can do before surgery. But when
Speaker 1: it's time, and if I choose to, I know some
Speaker 1: great doctors. I bet you do. They're on your mom's teledex.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Rosie o'donnald please. She has eviscerated
Speaker 1: the Jeff bezos amazing Venetian wedding and has called his
Speaker 1: new wife a fake fenbot. My goodness, this is a
Speaker 1: very nasty, very nasty piece of literature from her. She
Speaker 1: has taken it to Instagram and has made sure that
Speaker 1: we can pay for more if we want it via substack.
Speaker 1: She says the Bezos wedding is whereas the gross excess
Speaker 1: of it all turns my stomach. This is the mean one.
Speaker 1: Did she post that photo of the wife then? And now?
Speaker 2: I don't believe so?
Speaker 1: Anyway, she looks very very different. Whatever, don't we all
Speaker 1: she goes is oh, here we go. We've got it.
Speaker 1: The Bezos wedding. It turned my stomach seeing all these
Speaker 1: billionaires gathering in the gross excess of it, all the
Speaker 1: show of it. I'll allow that that's fair.
Speaker 2: That's also a wedding, like get over it.
Speaker 1: Is Oprah really friends with Jeff Bezos? Really? How is
Speaker 1: that even possible? He treats his employees with disdain by
Speaker 1: any metric. Here is not a nice man and his
Speaker 1: fake fembot wife this is mean. Who looks like that?
Speaker 1: Why would he choose her after the salt of the
Speaker 1: earth mackenzie, he sold his soul? Is what it looks
Speaker 1: like from here? The devil is smiling.
Speaker 2: Why is she so angry?
Speaker 1: I think somebody didn't get invited.
Speaker 2: Oh you think it's because of that?
Speaker 1: Maybe it just says read the rest on substack.
Speaker 3: Tom's just confirmed she did post that then and now
Speaker 3: photo you just showed me that was on her Instagram
Speaker 3: story again. Why are you coming for someone's looks? People
Speaker 3: that post like this are part of the problem. Let
Speaker 3: them go and do their extravagant thing. They're billionaires.
Speaker 2: I who cares. I saw you on and just like
Speaker 2: that you should retire.
Speaker 1: Ha ha, Like I yeah, look, it is a gross eccess.
Speaker 1: That is oh my god, there's a picture of.
Speaker 2: You there, but they're billionaires. Oh my god, that does
Speaker 2: you were there? Well? I was at the Aman Hotel
Speaker 2: of a couple of years ago for a wedding. That's
Speaker 2: so weird.
Speaker 3: I mean, given the guests this morning, I could have
Speaker 3: been mere exactly the amount of people.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That seems very mean. I just the
Speaker 1: one thing that I do that I do agree with
Speaker 1: from Rosie's thing is like, does he really know Oprah? Really?
Speaker 1: I don't think he knew half of these people, And
Speaker 1: I reckon a lot of them opened up the invitation
Speaker 1: that presumably arrived by owl at some at some juncture,
Speaker 1: and thought, oh, I haven't met him, but all right,
Speaker 1: I'll go. In fact, why don't we go through the
Speaker 1: guest list. I want your top three people that you
Speaker 1: read that went to the wedding that you went you've
Speaker 1: never met done, you've never met him, done?
Speaker 2: Done.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, Chrissy's Cliquee.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how the flying monkeys were so quick
Speaker 1: to get out and about Wizard of o Odds style
Speaker 1: and find out who the woman was that was videoed
Speaker 1: having a little Snoggaroney and dance floor Snoggaroony with Harry Styles.
Speaker 3: Well, there was some speculation online that it was Olivia
Speaker 3: Dean because she did look like Olivia Dean, but like
Speaker 3: we would have known for sure at the time of
Speaker 3: the snog, Yeah, would we.
Speaker 2: I think I'd have to look.
Speaker 1: Up Olivia Dean to see if someone had told me
Speaker 1: that was her, I would have believed it.
Speaker 2: I reckon sleuths would have confirmed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the mystery woman has been identified as Ella Kenny,
Speaker 1: also known as the Luckiest Woman in the World. Imagine
Speaker 1: going to just a function at Glastonbury function behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Obviously it's a it's a VIP thing because she's a producer,
Speaker 1: turns out from London, right and you get to kiss
Speaker 1: Harry Styles.
Speaker 2: It would be such a great story for the rest.
Speaker 1: Of your life, for the rest of your life, Like
Speaker 1: you could walk out of there and get hit by
Speaker 1: a bus and just be it. You die happy like
Speaker 1: I have achieved. I've achieved something in my life.
Speaker 3: I know someone that's spent his most recent two a
Speaker 3: week him traveling with him, he pulled her out of
Speaker 3: the crowd, and then she went on tour with him
Speaker 3: for that time. Yeah, and he's apparently lovely, but then
Speaker 3: I don't think they've spoken since, which I kind of
Speaker 3: love that he's still a bit rock star and like
Speaker 3: treated her amazingly. But you know, once it's done, it's done.
Speaker 1: Before I want to know, was there like a conversation
Speaker 1: at some point that said, this is where you go
Speaker 1: back to your life and I go back to mine
Speaker 1: and I thank you for your time, Like, was there
Speaker 1: an official like an exit interview.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's unspoken. You just have there's an
Speaker 3: understanding as you enter this.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like I would need to be told.
Speaker 3: She's real, Like I think she was a real cool
Speaker 3: chiller vibe really yeah, if you like, I get.
Speaker 2: How it happens.
Speaker 1: Did she say that he's a good kiss on?
Speaker 2: Yes, among other things?
Speaker 1: What other things? Really? The famous mister Well, I'm distracted anyway?
Speaker 2: He she the link the girl Ella Kenny? Is that
Speaker 2: what we're talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Ella Kenny is her name. He's ever going to
Speaker 1: see her again? No, anyway, but she's going to have
Speaker 1: a very nice life because she's got to kiss him.
Speaker 1: What a dance for? Who gets to say that? Orlando
Speaker 1: Bloom has posted a cryptic messages about a new beginning
Speaker 1: after Katie Perry split. What I want to say to
Speaker 1: you is slow down a minute, all right, slow down?
Speaker 1: And also, you guys have got form. You know that
Speaker 1: they've broke up in twenty seventeen, did that? Yeah, caught
Speaker 1: it quits and then Daisy was conceived. So I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that they stayed together out of convenience, but I
Speaker 1: might say, but they might be getting back together. That's
Speaker 1: what happens with couples like this. Well, he's obviously doing
Speaker 1: a bit of skirt chasing in Venice with Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1: When that doesn't work out, he might go, look, Katie's
Speaker 1: actually not that bad.
Speaker 3: Well he continued that skirt chasing in La because there
Speaker 3: was tiktoks I saw and footage.
Speaker 2: Of him and Leo at what's that famous hotel?
Speaker 3: Everyone goes to you, why I can suddenly forgot shut
Speaker 3: out moment either yes or no no, the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Speaker 3: They were sitting outside where you're not meant to take photos,
Speaker 3: but someone did, and Leo still had his cap over his.
Speaker 1: Face, so can you imagine the rubbish that those two
Speaker 1: middle aged people? He's posted each day is a new beginning.
Speaker 1: What we do today is what met.
Speaker 2: Most of them, alright, regulate, hit a job.
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