WEBVTT - Khloe Kardashian Reveals *Exactly* What Work She’s Had Done

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<v Speaker 1>How good are sour Gummies? The best Chrissy's clique fait

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<v Speaker 1>Chloe's my favorite Kardashian end of story.

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<v Speaker 2>Powys has been always will for you, Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you know how on Instagram a surgeons and

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<v Speaker 1>buy therapist, et cetera stitch themselves. I believe that is

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<v Speaker 1>in the parlance of our pasts, what on stitch themselves

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<v Speaker 1>over images of celebrities and then they I guess, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what procedures they've had. It's always a very good watch.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's captivating, and they all know that it gets views

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<v Speaker 3>and that's why they do it now.

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<v Speaker 2>So half the time I'm like, are you just making that?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I agree, you know that this is going to

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<v Speaker 3>do well on TikTok or Instagram, and also.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we are not surgeons, we're not going to go

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<v Speaker 1>oh that's silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, this guy with his name Jonathan better Ridge, Jonathan Betterridge,

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<v Speaker 1>did one of these on my favorite Kloa Caudashin and

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<v Speaker 1>speculated about all the procedures she had. Well she took

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<v Speaker 1>to the comments I love this.

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<v Speaker 2>I love her.

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<v Speaker 3>She's copied her sister Kylie, because remember Kylie did this

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<v Speaker 3>a few weeks ago, revealing her busies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, they're not afraid of anyth they're not ashamed

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<v Speaker 1>of anything, and no should they be, agree, she says,

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<v Speaker 1>I take this as a great compliment. Jonathan Betteridge. First off.

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<v Speaker 1>First off, I think these photos are about fifteen years apart,

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<v Speaker 1>so the before and after. I think she's absolutely right there.

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<v Speaker 1>But she goes, but here's a list of things that

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<v Speaker 1>I have had done. I've been very open in the

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<v Speaker 1>past about what I've done. So here we go, and

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<v Speaker 1>the list begins. Nos, job at doctor Kenodia nine two

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<v Speaker 1>one zero, laser hair for the hairline and everywhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you could do that. So she's altered

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<v Speaker 1>her hairline, brought it back home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think because there are Menian and they had

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<v Speaker 3>Kim had a lot of like they have that baby

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<v Speaker 3>hair at the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Okay, well there you go. I didn't know that

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<v Speaker 1>that even existed. Botok and sculptor where my face tumor

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<v Speaker 1>was removed. Oh my god. It sounds very serious. In

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<v Speaker 1>her cheek. Soft wave laser for skin tightening, right, hit

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<v Speaker 1>of that is that all it takes. It's a bit

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<v Speaker 1>a laser time fillers in the past but not any

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<v Speaker 1>over the last few years here. It never goes away,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm sure it's still there, but it's come down.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lie. She's had filler in the last few years.

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<v Speaker 1>She's lost eighty pounds of I don't think she's lying.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's some things that she's missed out here,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think there's some exaggerations.

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<v Speaker 2>She's had feller in the last few years.

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<v Speaker 3>Her face has changed so much, and I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to believe that she's honest. Anyway. Collagen baby threads,

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<v Speaker 1>what are they underneath my chin and neck?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I've had friends get that done.

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<v Speaker 3>So they put a thread under your skin and pull

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<v Speaker 3>it to pull.

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<v Speaker 1>Your skin kid to do with collagen baby?

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<v Speaker 3>Wellrea, it must be a version of threads. But that's

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<v Speaker 3>what threads are. When they put a thread under your

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<v Speaker 3>skin and yank.

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<v Speaker 2>It your face.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like a b from a horror move, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And sometimes it leaves a little bump where they do

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<v Speaker 2>the not I've seen it, and what happens to the

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<v Speaker 2>not just you live with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's had that blind over?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll tell you of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And then she also has salmon sperm facials.

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<v Speaker 1>No thanks, regular facials. I love peptides, vitamins and daily skincare. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Lindsay Lohan says she looks different because she took a tablet.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. She puts it down to her vitamins and skincare,

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<v Speaker 2>and she.

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<v Speaker 1>Says, very true. In twenty twenty five, there are many

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<v Speaker 1>other things that we can do before surgery. But when

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<v Speaker 1>it's time, and if I choose to, I know some

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<v Speaker 1>great doctors. I bet you do. They're on your mom's teledex.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's move on to Rosie o'donnald please. She has eviscerated

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<v Speaker 1>the Jeff bezos amazing Venetian wedding and has called his

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<v Speaker 1>new wife a fake fenbot. My goodness, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>very nasty, very nasty piece of literature from her. She

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<v Speaker 1>has taken it to Instagram and has made sure that

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<v Speaker 1>we can pay for more if we want it via substack.

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<v Speaker 1>She says the Bezos wedding is whereas the gross excess

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<v Speaker 1>of it all turns my stomach. This is the mean one.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she post that photo of the wife then? And now?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe so?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, she looks very very different. Whatever, don't we all

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<v Speaker 1>she goes is oh, here we go. We've got it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Bezos wedding. It turned my stomach seeing all these

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<v Speaker 1>billionaires gathering in the gross excess of it, all the

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<v Speaker 1>show of it. I'll allow that that's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>That's also a wedding, like get over it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Oprah really friends with Jeff Bezos? Really? How is

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<v Speaker 1>that even possible? He treats his employees with disdain by

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<v Speaker 1>any metric. Here is not a nice man and his

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<v Speaker 1>fake fembot wife this is mean. Who looks like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would he choose her after the salt of the

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<v Speaker 1>earth mackenzie, he sold his soul? Is what it looks

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<v Speaker 1>like from here? The devil is smiling.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is she so angry?

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<v Speaker 1>I think somebody didn't get invited.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you think it's because of that?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it just says read the rest on substack.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom's just confirmed she did post that then and now

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<v Speaker 3>photo you just showed me that was on her Instagram

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<v Speaker 3>story again. Why are you coming for someone's looks? People

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<v Speaker 3>that post like this are part of the problem. Let

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<v Speaker 3>them go and do their extravagant thing. They're billionaires.

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<v Speaker 2>I who cares. I saw you on and just like

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<v Speaker 2>that you should retire.

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<v Speaker 1>Ha ha, Like I yeah, look, it is a gross eccess.

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<v Speaker 1>That is oh my god, there's a picture of.

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<v Speaker 2>You there, but they're billionaires. Oh my god, that does

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<v Speaker 2>you were there? Well? I was at the Aman Hotel

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<v Speaker 2>of a couple of years ago for a wedding. That's

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<v Speaker 2>so weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, given the guests this morning, I could have

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<v Speaker 3>been mere exactly the amount of people.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That seems very mean. I just the

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<v Speaker 1>one thing that I do that I do agree with

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<v Speaker 1>from Rosie's thing is like, does he really know Oprah? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think he knew half of these people, And

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon a lot of them opened up the invitation

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<v Speaker 1>that presumably arrived by owl at some at some juncture,

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<v Speaker 1>and thought, oh, I haven't met him, but all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go. In fact, why don't we go through the

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<v Speaker 1>guest list. I want your top three people that you

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<v Speaker 1>read that went to the wedding that you went you've

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<v Speaker 1>never met done, you've never met him, done?

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<v Speaker 2>Done.

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<v Speaker 1>The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, Chrissy's Cliquee.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you imagine how the flying monkeys were so quick

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<v Speaker 1>to get out and about Wizard of o Odds style

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<v Speaker 1>and find out who the woman was that was videoed

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<v Speaker 1>having a little Snoggaroney and dance floor Snoggaroony with Harry Styles.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there was some speculation online that it was Olivia

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<v Speaker 3>Dean because she did look like Olivia Dean, but like

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<v Speaker 3>we would have known for sure at the time of

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<v Speaker 3>the snog, Yeah, would we.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'd have to look.

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<v Speaker 1>Up Olivia Dean to see if someone had told me

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<v Speaker 1>that was her, I would have believed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon sleuths would have confirmed it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So the mystery woman has been identified as Ella Kenny,

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<v Speaker 1>also known as the Luckiest Woman in the World. Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>going to just a function at Glastonbury function behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously it's a it's a VIP thing because she's a producer,

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<v Speaker 1>turns out from London, right and you get to kiss

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<v Speaker 1>Harry Styles.

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<v Speaker 2>It would be such a great story for the rest.

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<v Speaker 1>Of your life, for the rest of your life, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you could walk out of there and get hit by

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<v Speaker 1>a bus and just be it. You die happy like

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<v Speaker 1>I have achieved. I've achieved something in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I know someone that's spent his most recent two a

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<v Speaker 3>week him traveling with him, he pulled her out of

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<v Speaker 3>the crowd, and then she went on tour with him

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<v Speaker 3>for that time. Yeah, and he's apparently lovely, but then

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they've spoken since, which I kind of

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<v Speaker 3>love that he's still a bit rock star and like

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<v Speaker 3>treated her amazingly. But you know, once it's done, it's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Before I want to know, was there like a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>at some point that said, this is where you go

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<v Speaker 1>back to your life and I go back to mine

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<v Speaker 1>and I thank you for your time, Like, was there

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<v Speaker 1>an official like an exit interview.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's it's unspoken. You just have there's an

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<v Speaker 3>understanding as you enter this.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I feel like I would need to be told.

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<v Speaker 3>She's real, Like I think she was a real cool

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<v Speaker 3>chiller vibe really yeah, if you like, I get.

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<v Speaker 2>How it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she say that he's a good kiss on?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, among other things?

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<v Speaker 1>What other things? Really? The famous mister Well, I'm distracted anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>He she the link the girl Ella Kenny? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>what we're talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Ella Kenny is her name. He's ever going to

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<v Speaker 1>see her again? No, anyway, but she's going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a very nice life because she's got to kiss him.

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<v Speaker 1>What a dance for? Who gets to say that? Orlando

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<v Speaker 1>Bloom has posted a cryptic messages about a new beginning

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<v Speaker 1>after Katie Perry split. What I want to say to

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<v Speaker 1>you is slow down a minute, all right, slow down?

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<v Speaker 1>And also, you guys have got form. You know that

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<v Speaker 1>they've broke up in twenty seventeen, did that? Yeah, caught

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<v Speaker 1>it quits and then Daisy was conceived. So I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>saying that they stayed together out of convenience, but I

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<v Speaker 1>might say, but they might be getting back together. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what happens with couples like this. Well, he's obviously doing

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of skirt chasing in Venice with Sydney Sweeney.

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<v Speaker 1>When that doesn't work out, he might go, look, Katie's

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<v Speaker 1>actually not that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he continued that skirt chasing in La because there

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<v Speaker 3>was tiktoks I saw and footage.

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<v Speaker 2>Of him and Leo at what's that famous hotel?

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone goes to you, why I can suddenly forgot shut

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<v Speaker 3>out moment either yes or no no, the Beverly Hills Hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>They were sitting outside where you're not meant to take photos,

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<v Speaker 3>but someone did, and Leo still had his cap over his.

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<v Speaker 1>Face, so can you imagine the rubbish that those two

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<v Speaker 1>middle aged people? He's posted each day is a new beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>What we do today is what met.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of them, alright, regulate, hit a job.

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