Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason lauren starting morning the right away.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Laurensgel one hundred. Well, good morning and happy.
Speaker 4: Badero morning Melbourne. It is Friday.
Speaker 5: What's going on out there?
Speaker 3: Two guns found at the mc GE What happened now?
Speaker 6: I missed all of the news. I was working last
Speaker 6: night and I haven't looked at.
Speaker 5: Only with the biggest story my pies getting up?
Speaker 4: Did the pies?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you the first quarter. I've got a well,
Speaker 3: that was the conditions it was, and it was west.
Speaker 5: Well, I've got a question.
Speaker 4: I nearly slipped over when I walked in the house.
Speaker 4: It was very slippery. I didn't actually fall for a
Speaker 4: covered beautiful that's right.
Speaker 5: Elbows four, we've got a lot to get all over.
Speaker 3: Or did he have a fall he fell over surely?
Speaker 6: Well, well, falling off something is actually probably another category altogether.
Speaker 4: Poor elbow.
Speaker 5: We'll get to elbow very soon. Our first quarter was
Speaker 5: an absolute mess. Everyone was dropping the ball. The price
Speaker 5: couldn't get a bloody goal right in front of the posts.
Speaker 3: Mcavaaney to get a ball in front of the posts
Speaker 3: and they came back strong.
Speaker 4: What do you mean couldn't get a ball in front
Speaker 4: of you.
Speaker 5: Sorry, they couldn't get a goal in front of the post,
Speaker 5: like right, I could have kicked it from my post.
Speaker 5: I was yelling at the TV.
Speaker 6: Yes, question question, Here we go, and he's so enthusiastic.
Speaker 4: Now for a man who once said I hate footy.
Speaker 3: I have a suggestion for the AFL.
Speaker 4: Don't embarrass us. Maybe you should take this suggestion to
Speaker 4: the grave.
Speaker 5: No, no, I think it's a good one.
Speaker 7: Okay, you got a suggestion about our great game which
Speaker 7: has been in existence for hundreds of years.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Do we change the ball a wet condition?
Speaker 3: What like a grip ball?
Speaker 5: Like a grip ball or just a bit more of
Speaker 5: a grip on it?
Speaker 3: To your point?
Speaker 7: They do say they do five seriously, No, let me
Speaker 7: let me address this question seriously, because footballers will tell
Speaker 7: you that a yellow pig skin yellow sharon is a
Speaker 7: lot more slippery than a red sharon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can confirm that. The boys, I've got one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a sleep, it's a slippery say the boys.
Speaker 4: You mean the boys is in Collingwood or is in
Speaker 4: your children?
Speaker 5: My eight year old.
Speaker 3: Boys.
Speaker 4: We got them down the club, down the club my house, backyard.
Speaker 3: Them soap isn't it? It really is?
Speaker 4: But why do they play with red and yellows? Sometimes
Speaker 4: and sometimes.
Speaker 3: Because it's easier to see at night?
Speaker 6: Oh the yellows for nighttime you could see the red
Speaker 6: that joints it up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4: You can't see the red at night, you.
Speaker 5: Know, I mean just like a bit of a grip
Speaker 5: on there.
Speaker 3: I haven't played many matches at night at the MCG,
Speaker 3: but I suggest that that's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: Do they never use yellow in the day?
Speaker 3: No, it's not the twilight they do.
Speaker 5: It's not the stupidest ideas I would.
Speaker 3: I would make Peah. I would say that it's.
Speaker 6: As much the boots that are the issue. Right, isn't
Speaker 6: it like they changed? They change because they slip in
Speaker 6: there long screwings and not molded on how they changed wet.
Speaker 7: I would say that it makes our beautiful game even
Speaker 7: more quirky, right, adds an element of drama.
Speaker 3: What about and then there's the guns? Yeah?
Speaker 5: What about packing?
Speaker 3: Well, you go to the MCG.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: So two men in their twenties were arrested last night
Speaker 5: at the G. They were found to have loaded weapons
Speaker 5: hidden on their body.
Speaker 3: They put them down their pants inside through the little.
Speaker 6: And they had gun like actual guns to be loaded weapons.
Speaker 4: Who how who are We're.
Speaker 3: Going to talk to our reporter down there? Surely for
Speaker 3: everybody I know exactly?
Speaker 4: And how long were they in there before?
Speaker 3: How did they get caught because they were causing a disturbance?
Speaker 4: Did they pull them out?
Speaker 5: No? I think the police. I think the police got
Speaker 5: them before.
Speaker 4: They But how did they know?
Speaker 5: These are questions for our reporter And we'll cross theiry
Speaker 5: minutes close to you here on number one hundred. Good morning,
Speaker 5: you're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well,
Speaker 5: and god we had a big show coming up, your
Speaker 5: chance to win five thousand bucks a little bit later
Speaker 5: on in the show. We have seats on the plane
Speaker 5: to join us for gather round.
Speaker 6: Yes we do, soth. Make sure you're listening for the airhorn.
Speaker 6: We could blowd it in the time and you could
Speaker 6: be coming to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: Last seats. The last seats will be.
Speaker 5: Monday, Okay, so that's got to be more Monday.
Speaker 3: We're running out of seats.
Speaker 5: Is full on Monday.
Speaker 3: We are departing next Thursday.
Speaker 5: He needs to get to the airport on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: I need to check in early.
Speaker 6: So these are some of the last seats, the last,
Speaker 6: but some of some of the last guaranteed if you,
Speaker 6: if we it's not one of those kids on the
Speaker 6: standby this like you are coming exactly you win today.
Speaker 5: Last seat today is some of the last seats after
Speaker 5: seven this morning, the biggest name in entertainment here in
Speaker 5: Melbourne is joining us.
Speaker 6: Frankie DoubleTree, triple eight. He is look him up on
Speaker 6: the top on Instagram. He is a Melbourne busker who's
Speaker 6: taking the world buck store. When I stumbled upon him
Speaker 6: a few Friday nights ago, you could have sworn Bruno
Speaker 6: Mars was playing in at the Broad Lavery.
Speaker 3: There was that many people, how you.
Speaker 6: And he fully lights up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 5: Honestly, if you, if.
Speaker 4: You Melbourne now, Frankie, we spoke to him much.
Speaker 6: Frankie eight eight three Frankie three three eight eight eight.
Speaker 6: He said, all he wants to do is make people happy,
Speaker 6: and he makes me.
Speaker 7: It's funny should say that, Lauren, because his call time
Speaker 7: this morning was seven am and he arrived at twenty
Speaker 7: plaus five.
Speaker 5: Frankie three three eight eight eight where he was here. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's just half an hour before you. And he's not
Speaker 5: even on the air till seven.
Speaker 6: One minute till six, and he got here at five
Speaker 6: twinsy man? Is he doing vocal warm?
Speaker 3: He's got an entourage, does he? Is he going to
Speaker 3: social media manager?
Speaker 4: He's going to start he'd have a stylist.
Speaker 5: He's gone ontourage with him. More on Frankie.
Speaker 4: As he's performing on the show later.
Speaker 5: Yeah, after seven o'clock, it's going to be like at
Speaker 5: Bucar calling it be like our house band. Frankie three
Speaker 5: three eight eight eight is going to play.
Speaker 6: Something, and I'm calling myself Simon Cowe like when he
Speaker 6: discovered Harry styles.
Speaker 3: You feel better, big boy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds better.
Speaker 5: Feel better. I spent all yesterday in bed trying to shake.
Speaker 6: This coybody over a little nep had did you get
Speaker 6: did he did he climb in fall under the don?
Speaker 3: How good is it? Shirt off you? I was in
Speaker 3: there like a cocoon. Yeah, that's so nice, he said,
Speaker 3: you need that sometimes.
Speaker 4: You What have you done to help with the cold?
Speaker 4: Have you had some vitamins?
Speaker 5: Ice cream?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What about some armor falls? That's good? Oh you could
Speaker 4: pository them?
Speaker 3: M M.
Speaker 6: I've just learned about that. No, I should get on
Speaker 6: the armor force. You should have some like a vitamin
Speaker 6: B shot.
Speaker 5: I've been having all the vitamins.
Speaker 4: What have you been having?
Speaker 3: What you as a vitamin guy? Vitamin?
Speaker 4: I said, he's not been well all awake, and then
Speaker 4: I don't think he started.
Speaker 5: Single thing vitamins.
Speaker 4: The kid's cheerble ones very.
Speaker 3: Because Lauren and I have been worried about you.
Speaker 5: I've been doing a lot of steaming, like.
Speaker 3: Getting really the tethl of hot water.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to steamer. You've seen it.
Speaker 6: I've said, I've sent your it's like a face mask,
Speaker 6: like a nebulizer, which when I get sick.
Speaker 4: Really, you should get one of those.
Speaker 5: Given what do I get them?
Speaker 4: Amazon?
Speaker 6: By the topic that, no, note, don't you go blaming
Speaker 6: the delivery time.
Speaker 3: I know what to say.
Speaker 4: By the time we arrived, you'll be feeling better. Then
Speaker 4: you've got it for next time you. Also, they do
Speaker 4: next day delivery.
Speaker 6: They do do sometimes same day, especially if you order
Speaker 6: an eleven past.
Speaker 5: Six shide note on the Amazon delivery.
Speaker 6: I told him to get an ivy scared of needles.
Speaker 5: Can I have that as a supposible?
Speaker 3: He should see our wonder Woman. I saw our wonder
Speaker 3: Woman yesterday and she is just beautiful.
Speaker 4: That's not one of those she'll get you on the herbs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, herbs.
Speaker 4: You know the Chinese right.
Speaker 3: I don't think I get on the ebbs last night?
Speaker 4: Did she pop downs off your tree? Does that shop
Speaker 4: still exist?
Speaker 6: We were talking about it yesterday, that shops still exist.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 6: You know the shop well many times I've never.
Speaker 4: Been in the past.
Speaker 3: Executive producer Brad Tree still exists.
Speaker 5: He's just confirmed it. He's pretending to Google.
Speaker 3: There's a bit of a waft which comes.
Speaker 8: There's still a lot of off your trees. It's a
Speaker 8: chain on opposite the Milbourne Library.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's when I saw it, when I was off
Speaker 6: to the library.
Speaker 5: You need a bit of herb in there. You know
Speaker 5: I'm steaming. I'm just I'm laying low this weekend. I'm
Speaker 5: doing nothing.
Speaker 4: That's what's different this weekend. Any other weekend. Yeah, funny,
Speaker 4: layingload this weekend.
Speaker 3: You know I'm not even to the front yard.
Speaker 4: Don't go doing that.
Speaker 5: We are locking down a little week of lockdown huge
Speaker 5: dramas at the g last night, two people arrested carrying
Speaker 5: loaded handguns. This story is crazy. Christina Herb from the
Speaker 5: Today Show is on location as Je She is our
Speaker 5: chick chick boom girl, and we're going across your eggs.
Speaker 5: Later on in the show, Frankie three to three Melbourne's
Speaker 5: biggest buscome No.
Speaker 3: Three three means good luck and lovely.
Speaker 5: Ash London is going to join us after eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: You guys hosted her book launch.
Speaker 4: Oh well, we went to book club.
Speaker 3: It was very we hosted it. Do you know what?
Speaker 3: It was very artsy, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: I walked onto the stage with wine and I said,
Speaker 4: it's what you do a book club.
Speaker 5: Did you have a camel background?
Speaker 3: Like finished my wine before on stage? Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm out of the house at night time,
Speaker 6: I'm having a wine. I don't do this very often.
Speaker 6: And I was like, ahure have when she was drinking
Speaker 6: of water.
Speaker 7: But Jason, we'll speak to ash lad. But the lady
Speaker 7: from Readings introduced us. It gave us a very very
Speaker 7: interesting title.
Speaker 4: We're very big star.
Speaker 6: We are very huge stars in Melbourne, huge celebrities and
Speaker 6: I are wait until you hear how we were introduced.
Speaker 3: All right, a little bit later on to the MCG.
Speaker 3: Last night obviously outside footy there was a little bit
Speaker 3: of an incident. It's a scary internet so actually because
Speaker 3: two men have been discovered with armed guns or they
Speaker 3: were armed with loaded pistols inside the MCG. Inside the MCG,
Speaker 3: let's get the latest from my friend and our friend,
Speaker 3: Christina Hearn from the Today Show.
Speaker 9: Good morning, good morning guys.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 9: I know how scary for all of us that go
Speaker 9: to the MCG. I mean, you know, everyone in Melbourne.
Speaker 9: We pack out at the MCG. We don't think someone
Speaker 9: next to us has got a loaded gun. But that's
Speaker 9: what allegedly happened last night because these two men have
Speaker 9: now been charged. So they went through the scanners at
Speaker 9: the MCG and look probably would have been undetected had
Speaker 9: they not caused some kind of trouble in the second half.
Speaker 9: Security has asked them to get out of the ground.
Speaker 9: They've refused. Police have been called. That's when they conducted
Speaker 9: a search and allegedly found the two loaded guns down
Speaker 9: the pants of both.
Speaker 4: Is meant okay?
Speaker 3: So that what.
Speaker 6: So they weren't like they we didn't pull the guns out,
Speaker 6: they went they just the police happened to stumble.
Speaker 5: Across causing a disturbance or causing troubles sort of a disturbance,
Speaker 5: we don't know.
Speaker 9: We don't know, but it has to be significant for security.
Speaker 9: They had to rack off. And another kind of startling revelation,
Speaker 9: which is unfortunately very familiar here in Melbourne, is both
Speaker 9: these men were out on bail.
Speaker 3: So you've got.
Speaker 9: With allegedly guns causing a ruckus, refusing to leave and
Speaker 9: then police search them and find.
Speaker 4: Enough of that stuff.
Speaker 3: So sure anything from the mc or mc G.
Speaker 5: Yeah, surely questions being asked about the security.
Speaker 9: Hey, I have put in calls to the MCC no
Speaker 9: luck this morning, but I can tell you they use
Speaker 9: these evolve Ai security scanners which claim that when you
Speaker 9: walk through them they can pick up weapons like guns
Speaker 9: and knights. However, I've done a bit of a Google
Speaker 9: search and it appears they're facing a number of lawsuits
Speaker 9: in the US. So with the subject of an investigation
Speaker 9: by the BBC for basically failing to do what they
Speaker 9: advertise they will do, and that is pick up weapons,
Speaker 9: wo now be part of the investigation.
Speaker 5: I hope whoever spent the money at the mcg on
Speaker 5: the scanners did a Google before we bought them, Like.
Speaker 4: Jesus, sound like it?
Speaker 3: Do you think they were cuton or Collingwood supporters.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter, I've got one of each, because then
Speaker 5: is this true? This is already of a witness that
Speaker 5: was in the crowd last night, and then.
Speaker 3: They pulled out a gun and just went allegedly allegedly allegedly.
Speaker 6: Oh no, like all jokes aside, that is really scary, yeah, mate.
Speaker 6: And the MCG is a place we go with our family,
Speaker 6: with our friends. We go and watch footy, we go
Speaker 6: and watch concerts.
Speaker 3: It's just eighty thousand people there last night.
Speaker 6: Potentially people who are out on bail are being allowed
Speaker 6: in weapons is just horrifying.
Speaker 5: Hey, Christine, I'll let you go, but just quickly, any
Speaker 5: word of the police or MCG talking this morning.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 9: All I can tell you is the police released a
Speaker 9: statement listing all those charges these guys are up against.
Speaker 9: They have been reminded in custody. They'll look here in
Speaker 9: the Melbourne MA Distates Court later today.
Speaker 5: Christinahan from the Today Show, johin us, thank you very.
Speaker 4: Much, Chris.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, so wow.
Speaker 5: I was going to take the boys last night and
Speaker 5: when I saw that story this morning, it's just like
Speaker 5: what the hell like.
Speaker 3: They had them down their pets.
Speaker 5: Also like Christine's sick. They must have been causing quite
Speaker 5: a ruckus for security to come and say you need
Speaker 5: to leave the grounds, so for them to have guns
Speaker 5: on them allegedly like security surround and police around and
Speaker 5: you know what's to stop them just pulling them out?
Speaker 3: Heads got a roll over this one.
Speaker 5: Well, Good morning Melbourne, just going twenty five to seven,
Speaker 5: still to come. You your chance to win, your way
Speaker 5: to gather around. When you hear Lows or Clint blasts
Speaker 5: the footy horn, get on the phone weather for the weekend.
Speaker 5: Hopefully going to hold out because very big event happening
Speaker 5: this weekend. The twenty twenty five Herald Sun Transurban Run
Speaker 5: for the Kids walk all run over the Bolty is
Speaker 5: happening this Sunday. Keep an eye out for the super
Speaker 5: and OVAs they're going to be there at the hydration
Speaker 5: hydration station.
Speaker 6: Yes it's out h hydrated is a correct. It is
Speaker 6: a terrific event run for.
Speaker 3: The kid It's amazing to see the sea of people
Speaker 3: pounding the pavement here in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Sixty.
Speaker 3: Oh ya, it's extraordinary, all for a great cause. I
Speaker 3: tell you who is an amazing ambassador. Is one of
Speaker 3: Melbourne's or Victoria's greatest athletes. Steve Monaghetty, gold medal winner
Speaker 3: at a Commonwealth Games, an all round good guy monors,
Speaker 3: Good morning morning team.
Speaker 10: How are we you on weekend?
Speaker 5: Are you going to run with the medals on?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 5: I wouldn't take them off?
Speaker 10: I don't need any more handicaps old age. Need to
Speaker 10: weigh myself down. Not running this year, but running around
Speaker 10: and just supporting people who will be there on the day.
Speaker 10: So also looking forward to it.
Speaker 6: PSA, is anyone in Melbourne when Run for the Kids
Speaker 6: is on. Part of the fun event is that you
Speaker 6: get to run over the Bulty Bridge, but if you
Speaker 6: are driving avoid that area.
Speaker 3: Hey money is there now? I haven't run in a
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 4: That's not true.
Speaker 6: We did a LA the other day and we needed
Speaker 6: to lie down for three hours afterwards.
Speaker 3: Steve Monaghan, what's the trick to sort of now? This
Speaker 3: is not so so much distance running, it's probably what
Speaker 3: ten what is it? Ten ks?
Speaker 10: Yes, so there's a four point seven and a fourteen
Speaker 10: point four, So any distance that you choose is going
Speaker 10: to be challenging, but you know you're out there, you're
Speaker 10: supporting such a great cause and that that came rather
Speaker 10: out on the course is amazing. So even you guys
Speaker 10: could get that support to get you through.
Speaker 3: Even you with no ability.
Speaker 10: I'm a gathering, you've got no ability and you can
Speaker 10: still be able to call on other people to get
Speaker 10: you around the course.
Speaker 5: Steve managain, Johns on the air, mate, a great event
Speaker 5: to lend your support behind. Make sure you cheer people
Speaker 5: on if you.
Speaker 3: See him out on Sunday.
Speaker 5: And good luck to everyone taking part in the Herald
Speaker 5: Sun trans Urban Run for the kids.
Speaker 10: Good on your stave, appreciate your support team.
Speaker 5: It has just gone twenty two to seven guys coming
Speaker 5: up after seven o'clock this morning. Melbourne's biggest export. We've
Speaker 5: got to get him to go global.
Speaker 6: Well, he's Melbourne's best basket, that's for sure. I discovered
Speaker 6: him a few weeks ago and I've since found out
Speaker 6: he's been in the same spot for ten years.
Speaker 5: He is, he's got a BRANKI three three eight eight
Speaker 5: eight and he is performing live for us this morning
Speaker 5: after seven. Trust me, you do not want to miss
Speaker 5: this should we hit the hustings, Let's do it.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I've heard you say hit the hustings many times
Speaker 6: this week, and I've got to admit I don't know
Speaker 6: what that means.
Speaker 3: The campaign trail, Hey, Los, never heard of it before?
Speaker 5: I have you never.
Speaker 4: We've just been letting him say it.
Speaker 3: We knew I'd just say yes, And I'm not the
Speaker 3: election hastings, the nitty gritty of the election.
Speaker 4: What does hustings actually mean?
Speaker 3: Campaign?
Speaker 9: Ah?
Speaker 4: I never heard it.
Speaker 3: Oh that's because I'm I did.
Speaker 4: I also majored in politics at Union. Let's not forget that.
Speaker 4: So that did a good job.
Speaker 7: Well to Sydney, where an independent candidate has got herself
Speaker 7: in a little bit of hot water because of something
Speaker 7: she said. I don't take exception to it, but they
Speaker 7: did take exception to who she said it too. Let
Speaker 7: me explain. She's been banned from her local hairdresser.
Speaker 4: Oh that travesty and campaign week you need that.
Speaker 7: The blows are well for making a joke a gag
Speaker 7: about getting her hair washed, the fact that it was
Speaker 7: better than sex.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, by the scalp massage.
Speaker 7: Nicola Bulla is her name, and she's been banned because
Speaker 7: she made the comment, which was towards a nineteen year
Speaker 7: old girl who was washing your hair and clearly did
Speaker 7: a very good job because she said, that's better than.
Speaker 3: When their hand goes down the back of the neck.
Speaker 4: Where are you getting your hair washed?
Speaker 3: Just like I don't have to go down that part
Speaker 3: of that.
Speaker 5: No, they're just like scooping a little bit of water.
Speaker 4: That's when they start rubbing your lower back.
Speaker 3: Hang on my hair wash.
Speaker 7: Also hair related is when and Jason, you'll be for
Speaker 7: me with this that they get the clippers. They're sort
Speaker 7: of like sharper clippers back of the.
Speaker 5: Neck when you run your hand up. But afterwards I
Speaker 5: love it.
Speaker 4: When it's when it's being done in the barber chair.
Speaker 4: Are you getting a little hot onto the absolutely?
Speaker 5: Can I book in a cell on just for a
Speaker 5: scut message or what that?
Speaker 4: You can book in for a head message?
Speaker 6: I had at the place I go to for messages.
Speaker 6: They did an Indian head massage.
Speaker 3: How does that work?
Speaker 6: They it's like shoulders, neck and head, But you do
Speaker 6: like they get your hair all oily and like I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, but I don't know a bit of loop for
Speaker 3: your hair.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's just because I don't have
Speaker 5: a hair mess. But how do you guys go in
Speaker 5: that funny little bowl? I don't mind it, well, I
Speaker 5: always get water down the back.
Speaker 6: It was, yeah, but chicks sit at that bowl for hours.
Speaker 6: At the salon, you guys are there in and out.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? The little pad doesn't work. The
Speaker 3: little pad doesn't nothing.
Speaker 4: They need to invent a better pad for their hair saloon.
Speaker 3: Hey, thirteen twenty four ten. What's better than sex? That's
Speaker 3: better than sex?
Speaker 4: What's better than doing the deed? Melbourne? Is it a
Speaker 4: head massage? What is it? It's a little backscratch.
Speaker 5: I at a moment the other day. I got every
Speaker 5: green light on the way home. That's every It's pretty good, single.
Speaker 3: One, it's pretty good. And what do you do I got?
Speaker 5: I got to North Road and I was like, ah,
Speaker 5: this is gonna bring me undone. And then just as
Speaker 5: I was thinking it.
Speaker 6: Green green, green, great grand green, he was running a
Speaker 6: green marathon.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten, Melbourne.
Speaker 5: I had to lie down when I got home.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you how to imagine it.
Speaker 5: The car was.
Speaker 4: You know what I did yesterday? I think I actually
Speaker 4: brought it.
Speaker 3: Up on the show was it better than sex?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, yeah, I'm gonna make my sex love
Speaker 4: sound really.
Speaker 3: This would be good. Here we go.
Speaker 6: It's so nice. I put on new fresh sports socks.
Speaker 4: Now fluffy.
Speaker 5: What a terrible off.
Speaker 6: I really get excited about new socks, fresh first wear
Speaker 6: socks on one once whatever. The first wear of a
Speaker 6: new pair of socks is like.
Speaker 3: Some weirder weirdays will wash them before they put them on.
Speaker 4: I get that with like underwear and shirts and stuff.
Speaker 3: Probably when you feed.
Speaker 5: It's tough when you go to check how far away
Speaker 5: your uber eats is and it's there. You open the
Speaker 5: app and he's right out the front. It's good feeling,
Speaker 5: better than the deep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good feeling, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten. I got turned to dollars and
Speaker 5: a condovouchers up and grabs this morning.
Speaker 4: Compare it to.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. Everything's nice to me.
Speaker 5: I got four red lights on the way to work.
Speaker 5: It was lovely thirteen twenty fourteen. Is there something better
Speaker 5: than doing the deed? We are asking on thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 3: Ten, what's better?
Speaker 5: What's better than doing the deed?
Speaker 4: What is better than doing the deed? Melbourne.
Speaker 6: It might be something as simple as an almond cross
Speaker 6: on a Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: Easy, like a Sunday morning cough.
Speaker 6: Someone delivering you a coffee in bed on a summer Oh,
Speaker 6: it's like room service in your own house, Paul.
Speaker 4: If you're listening one, you might get the other.
Speaker 5: He's at home right now with the rebel breadmaker trying
Speaker 5: to bug up some coffee. Natalie and Ringwood. What's better
Speaker 5: than doing the deed?
Speaker 11: Oh, look quite aloft, but doing it yourself? Doing it yourself,
Speaker 11: as in making yourself the best hot chocolate with marshmallows.
Speaker 11: Ready to watch a movie? Ah, I mean do it yourself?
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Who needs we don't need no man, the marshmallows.
Speaker 3: Hot shock hot jockey.
Speaker 6: I could not tell you the last time I had
Speaker 6: a hot chocolate with a marshmallows.
Speaker 3: Adults that order mockers, Yeah, I know that's a bit pulp,
Speaker 3: isn't it. You're either an adult, but Jase, if it
Speaker 3: gets you going, it gets you going.
Speaker 4: I mean knock yourselves out.
Speaker 5: Kids and adults like Mark and Carraen Downs good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning Legend'riday legend.
Speaker 4: What's better than doing the deed?
Speaker 13: Bro when you drag your art out of bed, do
Speaker 13: you think you're gotta go to work?
Speaker 10: And then you look at the clock and said twelve
Speaker 10: another four hours?
Speaker 9: Y yees.
Speaker 6: Yes, although when you wake up like fifteen minutes before
Speaker 6: the alarm, it's like, oh, slept for another quarter of
Speaker 6: an hour.
Speaker 5: You ever do that one where you like wake up
Speaker 5: a little bit dusty on a Saturday morning, but you
Speaker 5: think it's Sunday.
Speaker 3: You know they got one day left the all weekend.
Speaker 6: Remember when I bought the alarm clock because I decided
Speaker 6: I didn't want my phone in my room, so I
Speaker 6: bought a bedside alarm clock. And I couldn't work out
Speaker 6: how to set it up, And three nights in a
Speaker 6: row it went off when it ticked over to midnight,
Speaker 6: and I got.
Speaker 3: Up and got the seller.
Speaker 4: Three nights in a row.
Speaker 3: That's no ideal, is it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, that's not better than sex.
Speaker 5: Last time I stayed a hotel, some flog decided to
Speaker 5: all the time set the alarm.
Speaker 4: One thing.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's a bit of a practical joker.
Speaker 5: It's probably the Gideons when they were dropping that book off.
Speaker 5: Who's at the Guineans?
Speaker 4: What's the Gideon.
Speaker 3: Who's the gideo The guys dropped the Bibles, the Gideons.
Speaker 3: Isn't that what they called?
Speaker 4: I've never heard that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the Gideons are one out there?
Speaker 3: And know what?
Speaker 5: Can you the Giddegins, the guys that dropped the bibles
Speaker 5: off at the hotels, the Giddikins. Can you live?
Speaker 3: Gurgle place? I don't know what it is a place.
Speaker 3: You're talking Nigeria live Gurgle? Hang on?
Speaker 5: You mean the Gideons Gideons? Was the mission impossible? Ones?
Speaker 3: Scientologists? They damn Gideons bradions.
Speaker 8: The Gideons Bible refers to free Bible. It's distributed by
Speaker 8: the Gideons International, a Christian organization that places them in
Speaker 8: hotel rooms, hospitals and other locations.
Speaker 3: Thank you, you look like a Giddegon kind of guy.
Speaker 4: And you learn that from mission? I've never heard that beginning.
Speaker 4: I know Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 3: He's a strange little man, isn't he? Does that get
Speaker 3: you going?
Speaker 5: Every day to school day?
Speaker 4: Every day is a school day? The Gidegon?
Speaker 3: Can we get to it?
Speaker 4: I can't even find the Giddigs on Olivia?
Speaker 3: Have you heard? Have you heard of the no.
Speaker 14: I the gideos like from the Bible. Yeah, it does
Speaker 14: ring a bell?
Speaker 3: What's better than doing it the day?
Speaker 14: Look, you know I feel bad saying this, but you
Speaker 14: know I have a great sex life. I can't complain.
Speaker 14: I got to say that. In summer, I work in
Speaker 14: a warehouse, so it's a really physically demanding job. It's
Speaker 14: bloody boiling in there. So the best thing is when
Speaker 14: I get in my car after a really hot day
Speaker 14: at work, rip off the high visitors, rip off the
Speaker 14: bra and drive home like with the puppies out like
Speaker 14: it's the best thing. No top on it all to
Speaker 14: no no, no no, Like I wear my I've got
Speaker 14: my T shirt on.
Speaker 5: You know, an animal.
Speaker 14: Taking off to take the high es off because.
Speaker 4: Air raiding the puppies. Did you like that expression? Clean?
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're keeping a top on that that could
Speaker 4: cause traffic drama.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine the traffic throng?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four to ten years our number? What's better
Speaker 5: than doing the DS.
Speaker 4: On a cold morning?
Speaker 3: Which one set in a cold morning?
Speaker 5: Do you know what I call?
Speaker 6: Stop calling the peace seats? It really takes the joy
Speaker 6: out of it.
Speaker 3: They just I got a high car the other day
Speaker 3: and it had cooling seats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty. That's booth. It's got little vents. It
Speaker 4: does make you feel like you're weaning yourself, it.
Speaker 5: Does, Yeah, which would then make them you got it.
Speaker 5: Crazy story overnight from the Footy. Two men arrested at
Speaker 5: the MCG, allegedly with armed or sorry with loaded guns
Speaker 5: on them. Wow, thank god no one was injured.
Speaker 4: Jeez, they didn't use them.
Speaker 3: Serious questions being asked of MCG security this morning.
Speaker 6: Serious questions asked as to what those two men were
Speaker 6: doing with guns down their pants at the MCG when
Speaker 6: allegedly they were.
Speaker 4: Out on bail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's allegedly.
Speaker 4: I get very nervous talking about news stories.
Speaker 3: I'm going to I'm going to say they were blue.
Speaker 5: Baggers allegedly potentially I'm going to not even allegedly.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say they were not yours.
Speaker 6: I'd be saying that. Don't be throwing those accusations around.
Speaker 3: Bro that could easily have allegedly been calling with.
Speaker 4: Supporters may not affact for either teams allegedly.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what's not alleged, and that is Melbourne's
Speaker 3: best busker guaranteed best busker.
Speaker 5: We are about to introduce you to someone. He's going
Speaker 5: to perform live for us this morning.
Speaker 6: Now, I've been like really patting myself on the back
Speaker 6: for discovering him, and I'm getting messages from people saying, guys,
Speaker 6: Frankie three three eight eight eight has been performing in
Speaker 6: the city in that same spot for ten years.
Speaker 5: Well, call us late to the party, but he's about
Speaker 5: to hit the airways a commercial radio.
Speaker 3: And he's stressifications.
Speaker 7: He already activated his jacket which LED lights.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he looks like he's in the running for that
Speaker 5: Christmas lights contest.
Speaker 3: That is, he looks like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 4: He's got his LED shoes on all right, red food glass.
Speaker 3: Hopefully he's got enough battery guys.
Speaker 4: I checked. I said, hey, don't.
Speaker 3: You got to pack another not on yet?
Speaker 4: Don't peak early with the LED And he said, Lauren's
Speaker 4: on my first radio. I'd like to spare.
Speaker 5: Batteries just before we introduce you to Frankie three three.
Speaker 3: Eight eight eight eight.
Speaker 4: Too many eights.
Speaker 5: I want to put someone on the stand by list
Speaker 5: to go to Nova's Red Room Global Tour powered by
Speaker 5: Expedia and Stacey.
Speaker 6: Stacey, you're on the standby list.
Speaker 4: Now you can get a call from Ricky.
Speaker 6: Tim and Joel today saying you are on the plane.
Speaker 6: Good luck, you are one step closer.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: You can be seeing Gracie Abrams in Auckland, Dean Lewis
Speaker 5: in la and Post Malone and this man Jelly Roll.
Speaker 9: Good luck now, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 15: I love the show.
Speaker 5: Thank you guys, guys. I've been doing this gig for.
Speaker 3: Eons, eons.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever been this excited about a guest.
Speaker 16: Jace and Lauren have had some massive guests this week,
Speaker 16: Zilla Carlson and Lee, Patrick Schwartzenega, Nick the Wizard Watson
Speaker 16: interviewing Prime Minister Anthony ALBERDYSI what we've say.
Speaker 3: It's the biggest guest of.
Speaker 5: All for Lost.
Speaker 16: You'll recognize him from busking on the bridge outside of
Speaker 16: the Melbourne Exhibition Center.
Speaker 17: And other various places around the city. The one and
Speaker 17: only Frankie double three triple as.
Speaker 3: Guys, how are you going excited here?
Speaker 4: Frankie was so excited to have you.
Speaker 18: Now.
Speaker 6: When I first saw you standing outside the exhibition no,
Speaker 6: not what's called the Art Center hall.
Speaker 4: I just instantly fell in love with you. I had
Speaker 4: a smile. How long have you been busking in that
Speaker 4: one spot?
Speaker 19: Well on and over over twelve years. Yeah, the main
Speaker 19: spot is outside Haimer Hole.
Speaker 6: Now, we had some callers that called last week and
Speaker 6: said I've seen Frankie three three eight perform at Doncaster
Speaker 6: shopping Center.
Speaker 19: Yeah, that's me and I start the outside calls. You
Speaker 19: know done well that Doncaster is And U surprised to
Speaker 19: me when I walk along the street along south Band,
Speaker 19: people knows me singing outside calls.
Speaker 3: I was so fambly you've moved.
Speaker 4: You are so faint.
Speaker 5: You rolled in here this morning an hour and a
Speaker 5: half before your call time, and I've noticed you brought
Speaker 5: an entourage. Is this one of your groupiets? This lady
Speaker 5: in the corner is this a grouping or a wife?
Speaker 5: Is that your wife?
Speaker 3: My wife? Rich?
Speaker 18: My wife, she's my manager.
Speaker 3: She's in charge of the socials as well.
Speaker 4: Has given the thumbs up over there the social media.
Speaker 3: Why do you do it?
Speaker 19: I you know, particularly after the pandemic. Yes, all people
Speaker 19: feeling so dun and since that, I think that I
Speaker 19: have to come up again.
Speaker 3: Be guy.
Speaker 18: I've been so long on the street, okay.
Speaker 19: To make something happen and make people happy, make Melbourne
Speaker 19: or happier.
Speaker 18: You know what.
Speaker 5: I just love that your whole mantra is putting joy
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 6: Yes, to make people happy, to put smiles on our faces.
Speaker 5: Can I ask your age again, Frankie, I just passed
Speaker 5: my seventy eight years old. He looks.
Speaker 18: Young young at heart.
Speaker 19: You're my fan, the fans. It's teenagers given some younger
Speaker 19: generation and also older generation and everybody.
Speaker 18: Love and by music.
Speaker 4: You just so joyous.
Speaker 19: Yeah, yeah, I just I just do my job on
Speaker 19: the street to make happy people happy.
Speaker 6: Okay, So for people who are listening to this that
Speaker 6: can't see, we might have to do a live stream later.
Speaker 4: I just want to talk through your luke this morning.
Speaker 6: So we've got a hot pink shirt on with a
Speaker 6: led light up jacket gold.
Speaker 4: Would you call that a what sort of hat? Would?
Speaker 3: It's like a train driver a.
Speaker 4: Train driver hat or captain's hat and led light up shoes.
Speaker 3: I'm pleased to say the gold train driver hat matches
Speaker 3: the shoes, which are also light hat is also wearing
Speaker 3: leather slacks because.
Speaker 4: And it looks like some kind of Asachi necklace.
Speaker 5: I strongly advise you to go to Jason Lawrence Socials
Speaker 5: this morning to see a photo of Frankie. Three three
Speaker 5: eight eight eight. Now you're going to play us off
Speaker 5: throughout the show. You're going to do a number of
Speaker 5: songs throughout the show.
Speaker 4: Line pressure, he's sticking around all morning.
Speaker 5: Do you want to make your way to the performance area?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, please the performance area, beckons.
Speaker 4: Okay, we've gone live on Insta as well.
Speaker 3: All right, Frankie, when you're ready, you push play on
Speaker 3: the feeling good.
Speaker 4: He's feeling good, I can tell her.
Speaker 3: So he's what a song to open with.
Speaker 4: He's ready.
Speaker 3: He's going to take us to the.
Speaker 5: Break throughout the morning. We're starting with dancing Queen. This
Speaker 5: is Melbourne's biggest fast.
Speaker 3: You have dance, you have a job.
Speaker 20: Having the time, hom good life.
Speaker 12: See that girl wants to see the dancing week.
Speaker 5: Good morning Melbourne. It is right on seven thirty. This
Speaker 5: is number one hundred. You're on the air with Jason
Speaker 5: Lauren clint here as well. Big shout out school holidays
Speaker 5: starting today.
Speaker 4: Some kids are off today, yep.
Speaker 5: Some kids finish today like my kids school. They're pulling
Speaker 5: the pin about one o'clock.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're over.
Speaker 4: A half day, a half day that I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you know the other day my sister's a teach.
Speaker 4: The traffic.
Speaker 6: If you're going to your beach house in your suburb,
Speaker 6: probably we must get out all We've got to get
Speaker 6: to the peninsula before the traffic.
Speaker 5: We're on the rough side of the Nepean. Now, thank you.
Speaker 5: We're inland, man of the people.
Speaker 4: You can afford to be inland when you've got a
Speaker 4: beach house.
Speaker 5: I don't have a beer house.
Speaker 3: Your sister, Mikayla, yep, right, So she's a prep teacher. Now,
Speaker 3: I witnessed something the other day that gave me. I
Speaker 3: had a lot of sympathy for our teachers. Now quite
Speaker 3: often you especially get on this show and you vent,
Speaker 3: and I get it because you're a busy parent, right,
Speaker 3: and the kids at home is a lot.
Speaker 4: But what I the kids done at home?
Speaker 3: There was parent teacher interviews online online, back to back
Speaker 3: to back to back to back.
Speaker 4: Why don't they come in an A lot.
Speaker 3: Of schools do them over zoom because it's just easier
Speaker 3: to bank them put them in a waiting room. And
Speaker 3: the preps she had to do, and the engagement with
Speaker 3: the was extraordinary it's extraordine.
Speaker 6: Of my friends had to go to a parent teacher
Speaker 6: interview the other night and her child is at kinder
Speaker 6: and is three.
Speaker 3: Then what's it of feedback you're offering to a three very.
Speaker 6: Good in the sand pit buildings, potential career in construction.
Speaker 5: Trying to be the parent? Are me sitting on.
Speaker 3: Those silly little seats? What's question?
Speaker 4: We?
Speaker 5: Are you sitting in the classroom, so one among those
Speaker 5: little seats, the whole time thinking.
Speaker 4: Please would not fit on one of those kids.
Speaker 3: I put two together, and the whole time I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: please don't break the seat, Please don't breakicing trying to get.
Speaker 4: My little sit under kids desks.
Speaker 5: We sat at the kids desks.
Speaker 6: Oh, there's something wrong with that school. You can't be
Speaker 6: doing that to adults.
Speaker 5: So talk to me, my fast aliating, and then it's
Speaker 5: it's there's a it's a sharp ten minutes.
Speaker 3: See up you get. So talk to me about the
Speaker 3: feedback and how you do you take it personally?
Speaker 6: What sort of things like don't reveal your children's educational feedback?
Speaker 6: But what sort of things do they tell me?
Speaker 5: I'll be honest, the first three minutes do feel like
Speaker 5: a generic opening for each child in certain name here
Speaker 5: seems to be having a lot of fun outs because friend,
Speaker 5: that's how they.
Speaker 3: Write the reports, right, Yeah, a lot of them are
Speaker 3: sort of like yeah, sort of high medium low.
Speaker 6: I had one teature that you used to let us
Speaker 6: write our own reports. It's a you write it at
Speaker 6: an honest assessment of where you're at, and then I
Speaker 6: will I will contribute afterwards, and we'd always get them
Speaker 6: and it was just whatever we wrote ourselves.
Speaker 3: You're ready for that.
Speaker 5: Well, they've rolled out in my kids school. Felix was
Speaker 5: telling me this yesterday. So they've got these things called
Speaker 5: like go jo points, right, so it's basically good behavior
Speaker 5: point gojo.
Speaker 6: Oh. We had a marble jar, so there were two
Speaker 6: jars and if one started full, and if you were good,
Speaker 6: the kids were good, the marbles were going the marble job.
Speaker 6: If we were naughty, they'd get taken out and fill
Speaker 6: the other one. And we all got it. Like, I
Speaker 6: don't know something.
Speaker 3: When if they hit twenty five points they get a
Speaker 3: nope card?
Speaker 4: What's a note?
Speaker 3: Just hang on, just just backtrack. You called it a
Speaker 3: go jojar? Isn't he the Eurovision entrant? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Gojo?
Speaker 5: Maybe it's Jojo like Jojo Stoyer.
Speaker 3: You've been good, Here comes Gojo milkshake, man, Jojo.
Speaker 4: Isn't that get out the end of you?
Speaker 5: There's no a notpe card, a note card and card.
Speaker 5: If you get a note card at any point when
Speaker 5: a teacher goes all right, get out your math's books.
Speaker 5: We're now going to do maths. You can play the
Speaker 5: note card like Uno and be excluded from that lesson.
Speaker 4: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And then what happens.
Speaker 4: You go in the playground. Everyone else is doing math.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, so.
Speaker 5: Get you get to jump on your Chromebook?
Speaker 4: What's no?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I'm not doing math today. I'm playing my
Speaker 6: note card.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they get but they get the note cards then good.
Speaker 3: Yeah for doing things?
Speaker 5: Well exactly, you don't have to do math.
Speaker 3: I wish we had a note card. I'm here and
Speaker 3: imagine that. What are we doing next?
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it whatever it is.
Speaker 3: That's the news. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: I'm playing my note card.
Speaker 3: No, that's cute.
Speaker 5: You think you'd get to twenty to get to the
Speaker 5: points coming up for we are going to check.
Speaker 4: Must make it impossible to get a note.
Speaker 5: Pa oh yeah, no, one's getting that gone coming up.
Speaker 5: We'll check you around the work, latest in news and
Speaker 5: then dramas on the campaign trail. Has elbow fallen or
Speaker 5: has he had a fall?
Speaker 3: We're going to go there in.
Speaker 4: The middle elbows.
Speaker 5: Every Friday. We like to do Friday freebes. Thanks to
Speaker 5: our mates at Iljana Victoria, meet your new charcoal obsession,
Speaker 5: little Johanna. Now at thirteen.
Speaker 4: Stores, we're shouting lunch.
Speaker 3: We are Claudia, Good morning Hello.
Speaker 5: How many people got in the office there?
Speaker 14: Good morning big about twenty in my team.
Speaker 5: We've got a lot of food coming your way today.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. You're so welcome. Tuck in and enjoyed.
Speaker 5: It's Claudia, Claudia. Do you like live music?
Speaker 14: I love live music.
Speaker 5: Well, you are going to love our next game.
Speaker 6: Yes, he's been here. He's a star. He's Melbourne's best busker.
Speaker 6: His name is Frankie three three eight eight eight. We
Speaker 6: invited to him to come in at seven o'clock this morning.
Speaker 6: He has been here since five twenty.
Speaker 3: That's right, ready to go. He's got lots of followers
Speaker 3: as well. He really doesn't and up on the tip
Speaker 3: hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 5: He's next banger that he is doing for us this morning.
Speaker 3: He's a queen Kylie Mina Melbourne icons Unite.
Speaker 6: Yes, now, this is where I first discovered Frankie outside
Speaker 6: Hayma Hall.
Speaker 4: Doing I'll Get You out of My Head.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Over, Kylie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Frankie is going to be playing us off into
Speaker 5: the break show.
Speaker 4: This is Frankie's version.
Speaker 3: That's right here we go.
Speaker 5: Can I just.
Speaker 6: Say there were hundreds of people outside Hamer Hall watching
Speaker 6: Frankie the other night when I was there.
Speaker 5: Make sure you check him out on our socials Jas
Speaker 5: and Lauren on Instagram. More bangers from Frankie Go to
Speaker 5: Morning Melbourne. Just go on thirteen to wait more from
Speaker 5: Melbourne's biggest buscar. Frankie three three eight eight coming up just.
Speaker 4: Responds to make people happy.
Speaker 5: Eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 4: He's doing it for me.
Speaker 5: If you want to laugh this morning as you're ye
Speaker 5: do our socials Jas and Lauren on the Gram and
Speaker 5: see videos of Frankie there and.
Speaker 6: If you've been listening to him this morning, he just
Speaker 6: told us he's seventy eight years old.
Speaker 5: He also told us that he's having much more fun
Speaker 5: in here than when he went to three a W.
Speaker 3: So we aren't the exclusive?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 3: What you say? Is that what you got out of that?
Speaker 3: I discovered him, Dennis.
Speaker 4: Walter got I discovered him. I did.
Speaker 3: Hey, you can also have a laugh at our Prime minister, this,
Speaker 3: you dare well? I love or loved funniest home videos.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen this yet.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what happened to that? TikTok?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is reminiscent of something that should run
Speaker 3: on I was any Joe Beth was the o G
Speaker 3: wasn't she? And then Chlie Kraft towards the back edge.
Speaker 3: I think maybe in twenty twenty five we can't laugh
Speaker 3: for kids getting hurt. When I first it's got a
Speaker 3: sound effect on it, I think it's fine.
Speaker 5: Flack at dawn, Yeah, and those funny little voices, hey
Speaker 5: ma'am fall off the true Charlie bit.
Speaker 4: My finger was the funniest time videos, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: I believe Charlie.
Speaker 4: Charlie, Oh, Charlie.
Speaker 6: Now it's funny when the person who has an accident
Speaker 6: is okay, yes, and we believe our Prime mis Anthony
Speaker 6: Albanie say is okay.
Speaker 4: But I didn't like I don't like.
Speaker 6: He's fully fallen off the back of the stage and
Speaker 6: look at him bounce up straight up.
Speaker 3: So he actually went to shake your hand, So just
Speaker 3: play one more time. Look at him. He goes to
Speaker 3: shake the hand and.
Speaker 5: Then watch this as he falls, he tries to take
Speaker 5: that guy down with him.
Speaker 4: They all help him.
Speaker 3: Mark.
Speaker 6: So he fell off the stage during a photo op.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, that guy brushed him. What do you
Speaker 6: do that for?
Speaker 3: So I think the back of it. There's not much
Speaker 3: gap at the back of the stage. He's there and
Speaker 3: he's under it.
Speaker 6: Then he got up and he put his hands up
Speaker 6: and you wave. It was like he's Donald Trump. Moment
Speaker 6: of I'm still here.
Speaker 3: The gun and the blood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but it was it was. It was
Speaker 4: a moment of I would say scene bravery.
Speaker 3: Put that on a campaign poster, I.
Speaker 5: Would safely say albow had fallen. He didn't have a fall.
Speaker 4: Oh that's yeah, falling off.
Speaker 3: Something is different, felt, he's not in falling but.
Speaker 6: He is in the age of Yeah, it's an older
Speaker 6: but I'm almost She had a fall, not falling off, And.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get you for your birthday one of
Speaker 3: those little buzzes around your neck.
Speaker 4: She had a fall. It's hard to get up these days.
Speaker 5: Get the button someone helped.
Speaker 6: Falling over in public is just so embarrassing. I once
Speaker 6: was coming home from a nightclub, stopped at McDonald's on
Speaker 6: the way home with my friend and then thought we'd
Speaker 6: walk back to her place. It was on Mulven Road.
Speaker 6: I'll never forget it. There was a really lot it was.
Speaker 6: We had to turn the corner. There was quite a
Speaker 6: low fence. I felt I could hurdle it at four
Speaker 6: o'clock in the morning, carrying my big.
Speaker 3: Mac, my large coke Dutch carriage.
Speaker 6: And as I was walking just in my if, something
Speaker 6: came over me and I thought I was like an
Speaker 6: Oviparis kneebone, And all of a sudden I could do
Speaker 6: the hurdles and I jumped, fell over the fence, landed
Speaker 6: in this person's front yard. And as it happened, a
Speaker 6: police car drove past and put on their sirens, and
Speaker 6: I stood up and asked, like, I didn't spill a
Speaker 6: drop of.
Speaker 4: My large coke.
Speaker 5: They drove me. Yah, she's going home in the back
Speaker 5: of a div event.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went, No, I wasn't dropped home in the
Speaker 6: back of a divvy van. Like I'd been arrested. They
Speaker 6: were laughing and they were like, how far have you
Speaker 6: got to go? I said, not fart.
Speaker 3: Are there seat belts in the back of a div event?
Speaker 4: I wasn't in a DIVV event.
Speaker 5: She would have just been floating around in the rolling
Speaker 5: around in the back there.
Speaker 3: Then I would have spilt my diet playing corners in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wasn't in there.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it smells like Pea wasn't.
Speaker 4: Av It was a lovely commodore situation.
Speaker 3: Shame in it. It's just a left time. Did they
Speaker 3: do the.
Speaker 5: Pad lock on? Or could you get out if you
Speaker 5: wanted to a window?
Speaker 6: This is not a story about me getting rested, by
Speaker 6: the way, It's about falling over.
Speaker 3: I took a tumble on Grand Final day down many stairs.
Speaker 7: You know there's silly little stairs.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was holding the little cardboard tray. It was
Speaker 3: a plastic tray actually four beers, and I took a tumble.
Speaker 3: Worse still, I used somebody as my stabilizer as I
Speaker 3: fell and the beer went all over somebody else.
Speaker 5: I am surprised, shocking. No one really gets injured.
Speaker 4: Remember that guy that was sitting next to me.
Speaker 6: Taylor Swift that went to get the round the Gin
Speaker 6: and Tonics in a hand and he tripped and felt
Speaker 6: and like a tumbleweed all the way down.
Speaker 3: Where have you fallen? Jase?
Speaker 4: It was fine?
Speaker 3: So you haven't fallen. You've never had a fall, not
Speaker 3: even a little like little whoopsie.
Speaker 6: Remember when I fell and dressed as Barbie at the
Speaker 6: Barbie party and I brought my hand and I ended
Speaker 6: up in hospital with my Barbie costume.
Speaker 5: You really doing need one of those buzzes. Thirteen twenty
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Speaker 3: Where have you fallen?
Speaker 5: You know the videos that made me laugh and I shouldn't.
Speaker 5: You know when you see people getting married on like
Speaker 5: little wharfs and.
Speaker 4: You say they always do photo ships and they fall.
Speaker 5: And they always fall in the water. I don't get it.
Speaker 5: I'm like, guys, don't go on the wharf.
Speaker 4: Don't go on the riggedy old wharf for the photo.
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Speaker 4: And how embarrassing was it?
Speaker 3: My sister fell somewhere? Oh, my god, iconic like iconic.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you after this.
Speaker 5: Fall.
Speaker 3: I was telling you it's all about balance, Lauren, you
Speaker 3: can't all be chick chick boom. He's telling you before
Speaker 3: the break that my sister had a fall somewhere just
Speaker 3: so iconic and so Melbourne Boutique nightclub brilliant, The staircase treacherous.
Speaker 7: So is the two stairs his boutique night Still I
Speaker 7: believe in some form it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not. Yeah, so too of the you know
Speaker 3: the dance floor.
Speaker 6: How it's son I fell down those two steps, probably
Speaker 6: with you many times.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So Casey actually broke her leg. Broke her leg,
Speaker 3: didn't were still she had a tumble. Was horrible.
Speaker 6: The amount of people that fell down those stairs leaving
Speaker 6: boutique nightclub. It's the same with electric those stairs.
Speaker 5: I think we should Crown fund to get one of
Speaker 5: those little electric chairs. But attaches to the arm rest of.
Speaker 4: Casey fell from top to bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was unbelievable, real scene. She didn't she bless her.
Speaker 3: I made her walk home or walked to a cab
Speaker 3: break as a real friend and discovered it was broken
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 5: Our number, Where did you fall? Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Angelika, good morning.
Speaker 21: Hi.
Speaker 4: Oh was it you or someone you know and love?
Speaker 4: Did she fall over or did she have a fall?
Speaker 13: So she face planted when we were at the Disneyland
Speaker 13: in Hong Kong and she was trying to carry all
Speaker 13: the bags out of the teacup.
Speaker 3: And because you wouldn't be basy.
Speaker 13: Yeah, and she face planted on the floor.
Speaker 4: And did you laugh? Did you help her? Angelika?
Speaker 12: Both?
Speaker 4: Was she okay?
Speaker 13: Well, she grazed her knee and her palms.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but mum's carrying all the bags she's got off
Speaker 6: the teacups.
Speaker 4: Made the teacups cardcore swing around. Don't get dizzy, get
Speaker 4: dizzy on them. It's like that thing at the park
Speaker 4: that you like, did you pump the middle or something that?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: What is that kind of torture for an adult?
Speaker 5: I remember going out when I was a kid and
Speaker 5: walking off straight. No brick wall, that'd be funny, cat,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Where did you fall?
Speaker 14: I was on a first date with a boy.
Speaker 9: I was fifteen years old. It was the nineties.
Speaker 14: I was wearing very beautiful bell bottom jean.
Speaker 6: Of course, kept out in the aisle.
Speaker 14: To get some malteses.
Speaker 13: Well, every single.
Speaker 4: Step, were you at the movie.
Speaker 13: Everything went everywhere and they had to stop the film.
Speaker 9: Stop a mess.
Speaker 13: They had to stop the film.
Speaker 14: And it was my first date with this boy.
Speaker 4: Did you get on a second date?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: We did?
Speaker 14: Actually bless him. He did come to the hospital.
Speaker 6: How are the maltesus like? You just scope them back
Speaker 6: up in the boxing and something to eat in the ambulance.
Speaker 5: Imagine being if you're not into it and you're like, well,
Speaker 5: I've got to go to the hospital now I know.
Speaker 4: Oh he was nice and she was in a bell
Speaker 4: bottom jean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, going out jeans.
Speaker 4: A good jeans in the top. That's what what would
Speaker 4: you wear on a date? Jeans are nice?
Speaker 18: Top?
Speaker 3: Where did you have it for?
Speaker 10: Hi?
Speaker 13: Guys?
Speaker 9: I fell on the Great Wall of China.
Speaker 3: Now that is icon.
Speaker 4: I imagine. There weren't many people there to witness at Caitlyn, No.
Speaker 14: None at all.
Speaker 9: I was sixteen at the time, on a study.
Speaker 13: Tour with my high school and it was raining. We
Speaker 13: were all in plastic pontos and I stepped down and
Speaker 13: went straight down on them.
Speaker 5: I didn't fall off.
Speaker 6: And now how many friends were there to help you?
Speaker 6: And how many laughed?
Speaker 4: What was the nun?
Speaker 14: They all run away.
Speaker 4: I just left you.
Speaker 3: If you fell off the great wall, that's I don't
Speaker 3: think that's a climber.
Speaker 5: Guys, who's in the mood? Pray hit a live music?
Speaker 6: Okay, Melbourne if you've just tuned in recently, we discovered
Speaker 6: what we are calling Melbourne's best busker.
Speaker 4: It is Thanky three three eight eight eight.
Speaker 6: You can look him up on TikTok or Instagram or
Speaker 6: you can catch him outside Haymer Hall. I'm a little
Speaker 6: concerned because he's there on a Friday night.
Speaker 3: Did you bring your QR code?
Speaker 21: Yah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh there is.
Speaker 4: Frankie, you've got a QR code.
Speaker 6: Brother, I got it because if you don't have cash
Speaker 6: for buskers these days, you.
Speaker 4: Can a QR code it anyway.
Speaker 6: Frankie's been in singing as to the breaks all more.
Speaker 6: Now I got a request.
Speaker 3: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 4: Do you do? Any Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: Can you do that?
Speaker 5: Tell us?
Speaker 18: I got one song that someone put on his chair.
Speaker 4: You got one million, oh six million.
Speaker 6: It's not Taylor's version, it's Frankie's.
Speaker 4: What song is it? Frankie, you belong with me.
Speaker 3: Let's do it, guys.
Speaker 5: Frankie three three eight with Taylor Swift Frankie's version.
Speaker 4: Yes, here we go, frank upset, just.
Speaker 18: Going up something that you said.
Speaker 22: She doesn't get your humane I do.
Speaker 4: I'm in my room.
Speaker 2: It's a difficul Tuesday night.
Speaker 19: I'm listening to the kind of music she does at night.
Speaker 19: She would never know your story life.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 4: Franky seventy, I easel.
Speaker 20: She wes sascot, I'm a T shirt. Shee Jack katth
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Speaker 20: wake up and find that what you're looking for has
Speaker 20: been here a hot time. You can see that I
Speaker 20: am the one who understand You've being me a look,
Speaker 20: So why.
Speaker 3: Can't JU see.
Speaker 5: We go every day just after eight o'clock. We'll give
Speaker 5: you a chance to win five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jenny.
Speaker 4: Jenny, Jenny macro wife Jenny.
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, it could be a bit of that, John, did.
Speaker 4: You watch your parts sleeping and sleeping?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 10: Look, you know what.
Speaker 11: I had trouble with my television, so I was screaming
Speaker 11: my head off at television, so it turned to the
Speaker 11: radio instead.
Speaker 4: But I was very proud of my television.
Speaker 11: J Jenny, Jenny good Old and tenn I I believe.
Speaker 3: So what you had to listen on the wireless.
Speaker 11: Wireless, you're going to get a cranky, had to get
Speaker 11: the mice out, get him on the wheel.
Speaker 5: Jenny, have you heard of an appy Yeah?
Speaker 11: Well yeah that too, but yeah, yeah no. But at
Speaker 11: the end of the day, it's a fantastic result by
Speaker 11: the party that was extremely happy Jenny.
Speaker 4: Jenny, you've got that.
Speaker 6: She's got a beautiful voice, got a great voice, and
Speaker 6: I feel like you've got a great zest.
Speaker 5: For the postmatch review by Jenny. All Right, Jenny, easy
Speaker 5: question for fifty bucks, medium question five hundred or a
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Speaker 3: What do you want to go?
Speaker 11: I'm going to go to five k Yeah, I have
Speaker 11: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Excuse you, Jenny, thank you?
Speaker 11: Ready, good up, good up?
Speaker 13: Bring it up.
Speaker 6: All right, Jenny, we are five thousand dollars question here
Speaker 6: for You're going to hear it. You'll hear three two,
Speaker 6: one count down. You don't know the answer. I have
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Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 5: Okay, Jenna, I remember you have to answer within the
Speaker 5: three seconds. All right, okay, okay, okay, here we go,
Speaker 5: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 16: What is the name of Donald Duck's sister three?
Speaker 4: I do one.
Speaker 3: Well, Della.
Speaker 6: Della was the mother of Huey, Julie and Louis.
Speaker 4: Really, what did you say, Jenny.
Speaker 6: Was Huey, Julian, Dewey and Louis girlfriend.
Speaker 4: We had a wife and a scientist.
Speaker 5: I think, Joanna, we're going to send you to Jurassic Unearthed.
Speaker 5: The dinosaurs are coming. Prepared to be amazed as lifel
Speaker 5: like dinosaurs stomp raw and move right before your rise.
Speaker 5: It's happening March twenty eight to April twenty seven at
Speaker 5: Corefield Racecourse.
Speaker 3: Jenny, Thank you so much.
Speaker 12: Jenny.
Speaker 6: I'm also going to give you a two hundred dollars
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Speaker 3: You can put that towards the TV.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much. Guys, have a wonderful wedded.
Speaker 5: Why Jenny, Big show is still to come.
Speaker 4: Huge show.
Speaker 6: Hey, we haven't blown the horn yet? Now, no, no,
Speaker 6: don't do it now? Why not because I just don't
Speaker 6: want to do it?
Speaker 21: Now?
Speaker 6: We haven't blown the air horn, and once the airhorn
Speaker 6: gets blown, you need to call us and you can
Speaker 6: win tickets to gather around with US flights combination trip
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Speaker 4: It is going to be.
Speaker 7: Do you know what though, Jason be furious if we
Speaker 7: did it now, which would.
Speaker 3: Make my day.
Speaker 4: He's got something he wants to talk about. And if
Speaker 4: we don't like.
Speaker 3: It, no, we blow that hor We are spoilt for music.
Speaker 5: This morning we just played brand new Ed Sheeron and
Speaker 5: coming up after the break the lights on sing along.
Speaker 5: It is today Ed, it is not Ed okay, but
Speaker 5: we have an artist in the studio to perform live.
Speaker 4: He's my favorite artist of twygg.
Speaker 5: Unplugged for today's lights on sing along. Yes, just quickly
Speaker 5: before we get to that. This will bring you great joy.
Speaker 5: Got the car clean yesterday?
Speaker 4: Oh what a feeling.
Speaker 3: Was it a drive through a job or is it
Speaker 3: a get out and let them do it job?
Speaker 4: Where did you go? Because I went to a car
Speaker 4: washing and I can't go back. Can you tell your story?
Speaker 3: What did you do? What did they find in the car?
Speaker 4: No, it's the one on Punt Road and you can
Speaker 4: drive around the.
Speaker 3: Back Chris and they do a that's magic.
Speaker 6: They do a twelve dollars express or something, and you
Speaker 6: get on the thing, you drive around the back and
Speaker 6: you put your car in neutral and it can.
Speaker 3: Get mine into neutral.
Speaker 6: Well that's what I started, But my car automatically goes
Speaker 6: into park when you're in neutral if it starts moving.
Speaker 6: So I'm a third of the way and the car
Speaker 6: wash and the guy comes in banging on my window
Speaker 6: saying you're not rolling forward because you're not in neutral.
Speaker 4: So to put the window down with the car washing,
Speaker 4: he had to get in the car with me.
Speaker 3: Did he sit on your lap?
Speaker 6: I was with my friend Lucy in it to get
Speaker 6: in with us because it just kept going into park
Speaker 6: and so the car wouldn't drag through, so to stay.
Speaker 5: In the car with that, Yeah, So when he put
Speaker 5: in park, did he just awkwardly sit in the back
Speaker 5: the car had.
Speaker 3: To keep it?
Speaker 4: He was like no.
Speaker 6: Then he because he wound the window down and the
Speaker 6: water was coming and I was like the car we
Speaker 6: were on with on the conveyor belt and flicking into
Speaker 6: park instead of neutral was rolling down the hill.
Speaker 5: So he stayed in the car with you for the duration.
Speaker 4: When the water stopped and he ran, did.
Speaker 3: You all get wet.
Speaker 4: Well he did.
Speaker 6: I was in the car and when he was saying
Speaker 6: one the window down, I was only winding it down
Speaker 6: this much.
Speaker 4: And I was like, how do I And he's like,
Speaker 4: it's on auto.
Speaker 3: You can't go back. Finding neutral is really hard. It
Speaker 3: is really hard.
Speaker 4: I only know park and drive in.
Speaker 5: I did the tunnel car wash tunnel. It's out near Dingley,
Speaker 5: and it's.
Speaker 3: What were you doing in Dingley? You don't leave your suburb.
Speaker 6: You don't ding You might have been out that far,
Speaker 6: but did you just make it?
Speaker 3: Did you get lost?
Speaker 4: Did you get a free car wash?
Speaker 3: You did?
Speaker 1: You got a free thirty dollars a petrol to get
Speaker 1: a free car wash? Sounds like Jason tight Asley's.
Speaker 4: A great suburb, but I don't think you've ever been
Speaker 4: there before.
Speaker 3: It wasn't give me sick, but you know what these guys.
Speaker 4: Would now be a good time for It's a blowy
Speaker 4: air horn to get you out of there.
Speaker 3: There's a tunnel. It's like a tunnel. It's a tunnel and.
Speaker 5: Of the year like Halloween. The staff dress up while
Speaker 5: you're going through the.
Speaker 4: Car looks like a ghost train. Tunnel car wash.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what they're doing to you, Laura.
Speaker 4: I want to go to Dingley and do that. I
Speaker 4: was like the Halloween character.
Speaker 3: Here's the kicker. You're going to love this.
Speaker 5: There's nothing better than getting your car clean right it's
Speaker 5: it looks like a brand new car. I come home,
Speaker 5: I park, I walk in and that's when my wife says, hey,
Speaker 5: can you pick the kids up from school tomorrow? And
Speaker 5: no dramas.
Speaker 4: I bet they've done the color run or something stupid.
Speaker 5: Today's the color run.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's great.
Speaker 4: Get them in an uber, yes, put them on the
Speaker 4: bas Today's a good dad to catch them.
Speaker 6: Today's today's the day we about how to use.
Speaker 4: The my key.
Speaker 3: Will you walk?
Speaker 5: No, We'll drive next to him, handing waters out through
Speaker 5: the window. You're almost there, mate, keep going.
Speaker 4: Here, you've already done the color run. Keep running, kids,
Speaker 4: keep running, run faster.
Speaker 3: You couldn't time it, honestly, do they do.
Speaker 6: The inside of the car at the Halloween drive through
Speaker 6: car wash?
Speaker 4: Got train?
Speaker 5: You've got to get out and use the vacuuming machines
Speaker 5: of these giant, bright orange circles and they make them
Speaker 5: into pumpkins and Halloween.
Speaker 7: You're kidding me in Dingley's called the Dingley car Wash,
Speaker 7: the Tunnel car Wash in Dingley.
Speaker 4: Hang on, that's live Google.
Speaker 3: You know I love it Dingley.
Speaker 5: It is just gone twenty seventh Fast Day coming up next.
Speaker 5: Our lights on sing Along. This is where we play
Speaker 5: a song. We get you to turn your headlights on
Speaker 5: and sing among Rabbit that's the one.
Speaker 6: It's nim A rabbiting the Channel Express Cardboark. It's actually
Speaker 6: called the Tunnel Yeah, I told you Express Wash down
Speaker 6: from Dingley.
Speaker 4: Wait, hang on, I don't think it's.
Speaker 5: Needingly Melbourne's best busker Frankie three three eight performers live.
Speaker 4: It's only next six kilometers from Dingley.
Speaker 3: Jason Lawrence bloods God, I'm not in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Right on eight thirty peopulling up at school doing let
Speaker 5: the kids out. You're gonna want to stay in the
Speaker 5: car for this one.
Speaker 4: Lights on sing Along.
Speaker 6: We do it every Friday. We play an absolute banger.
Speaker 6: You turn your headlights on when you hear it and
Speaker 6: it gives you permission to sing along loudly and proudly.
Speaker 6: We have never done this type of lights on sing
Speaker 6: Along Melbourne Now if you want to see it as well,
Speaker 6: we are live on our Instagram at Jason Lauren Hello Instagram.
Speaker 3: Anticipation is building right the way across this beautiful city.
Speaker 6: He's been doing a live lights on sing along with
Speaker 6: Melbourne's greatest busker for twelve years. He has been making
Speaker 6: people smile across Melbourne outside Haym Hall regularly. You may
Speaker 6: have seen him. He draws a cast of hundreds thousand.
Speaker 3: His name is Frankie three three eight.
Speaker 5: So when we start seventy eight, you engage your headlights
Speaker 5: Tony Mockbell, if you listening, maybe wack them on the
Speaker 5: police because he's on the way to.
Speaker 3: Court the head lights on listening of course they would
Speaker 3: be all right.
Speaker 4: Where else would you want to be?
Speaker 5: He So we're going to start with Frankie. We're gonna
Speaker 5: start with Frankie and then mix into the original Frankie.
Speaker 6: Now, this is this is our favorite segment of the week.
Speaker 6: Are you excited.
Speaker 21: I'm very excited at the moment.
Speaker 3: Do you get nervous a little bit?
Speaker 18: Because I've got a big cow.
Speaker 6: He sometimes you have hundreds of people in the city,
Speaker 6: undreds of people all the time.
Speaker 5: Well, the studio is full this morning, Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go all right, everyone ready to engage.
Speaker 4: Your headline is a banger, Frankie.
Speaker 5: Okay, lights on sing along Frankie three three eight take
Speaker 5: it away.
Speaker 4: Frankie, Oh, hang on, I think we've got frank sweet line.
Speaker 22: Where it began, I can't begin to know it, but
Speaker 22: then I know it's calling storm?
Speaker 21: Was it a spake and the spring became the summer?
Speaker 21: Oh happily.
Speaker 22: You came along.
Speaker 12: And touching, witching up, touching me, watching your.
Speaker 20: Sweet hellow life good time never seems circum.
Speaker 22: I've been implying.
Speaker 21: To be liveing nevel.
Speaker 4: Now that is a mix.
Speaker 6: I bet you never thought you'd expect a collab between
Speaker 6: Frankie three three eight eight and Neil Timond.
Speaker 4: Ladies. Wow, that is my favorite. Lights on singing longer
Speaker 4: the year, Frankie, well done.
Speaker 3: I'm pleased to say he's got more to come.
Speaker 18: You guys, you're you're you're amazing?
Speaker 3: Are we better than three? I?
Speaker 19: W uh, well, I think that's got more time for
Speaker 19: me to expose.
Speaker 4: It's more time for him to express himself. Frankie three
Speaker 4: three is he going? We're gonna do a more one more?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: Stick around, don't leave yet. And also, Frankie, come here,
Speaker 6: for two seconds. It's my friend Anna's birthday and she
Speaker 6: loves you. Could you give Anna a birthday shout? Oh no,
Speaker 6: he's going to do it.
Speaker 3: So far going to do? What are you going to do?
Speaker 3: What are you going to do for it? What are
Speaker 3: you gonna?
Speaker 21: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Down?
Speaker 6: I mean I probably should have asked to this offer.
Speaker 6: But since we're life is like is your speaker on
Speaker 6: speaker on the Madonna headseter.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you just have to go with it.
Speaker 4: So it's my family to.
Speaker 3: Some special and yes, stay to go for it.
Speaker 21: No was FM station Jason.
Speaker 3: Jon, here we.
Speaker 6: Go, Gorank and anyone else celebrating your birthdays.
Speaker 3: Take us to the away.
Speaker 2: Happy happy birthday to Anna, Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 16: That's he let next caurse Our Next Cause is a
Speaker 16: television and radio presenter and recently minted author.
Speaker 23: I've moved overseas with Toddler and had to organize a
Speaker 23: storage unit. Yet the worst day of my year was
Speaker 23: still finding out that Mark Darcy hasn't made it.
Speaker 6: Please welcome to the show, beautiful show producer.
Speaker 15: I've been putting that together.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, we're very excited. You're a part of
Speaker 6: our little Jason Lauren family who.
Speaker 4: Has been through so much altogether. We really had.
Speaker 23: We had the ups and the downs, the ebbs and
Speaker 23: the flows of this industry.
Speaker 15: We have chosen so.
Speaker 5: Ash us to hosts Ashland and Life at Night across
Speaker 5: Australia on radio. She's recently just packed up and shucked
Speaker 5: up with our old boss. And you guys are living.
Speaker 3: Now we New Zealand.
Speaker 6: We often laugh about we've had many old bosses. This
Speaker 6: boss ab.
Speaker 3: Who's a handsome old boss a b.
Speaker 6: But we did not fall in love with our boss
Speaker 6: because he was handsome husband. But you just released a
Speaker 6: book about a woman on radio who falls in love
Speaker 6: with her boss.
Speaker 4: Never happens to me, what a story.
Speaker 15: A lot of people of radio do fall in love
Speaker 15: at work because we don't have a life.
Speaker 6: It's funny you say that, Dash London, because Clinton I
Speaker 6: only we still say we've just joined the radio.
Speaker 3: We're still discovering it.
Speaker 23: And we stop that by the way, like the domination
Speaker 23: is well and truly like you you, I think you're nearly.
Speaker 4: Really want to be radio people because radio people all
Speaker 4: shuck up with radio people.
Speaker 3: I don't think you exclusively dated radio people.
Speaker 23: Yes, yes, I'm pretty sure I had one of my
Speaker 23: first cheeky hookups with Adrian in this very no no.
Speaker 4: God no.
Speaker 22: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So radio people often marry radio it's a bit.
Speaker 15: It's incestuous.
Speaker 23: Totally was not the word I was, yeah, because I
Speaker 23: was working the crime kind of our.
Speaker 15: That meant if I didn't meet someone at work, I
Speaker 15: was never going to meet somebody.
Speaker 4: Are you listening, Clint? Sorry, he was dick sing boys.
Speaker 23: If you want tips, if you don't want to die alone,
Speaker 23: listen up. Broke and you've got to keep your eye out.
Speaker 23: I've went through a bad breakup, a new I didn't want.
Speaker 23: I said to the universe, I want someone kind. I
Speaker 23: just want a kind guy. I just want a kind man.
Speaker 23: And then I was sitting at the Arias one night
Speaker 23: with my friend Angus next to me, and then this
Speaker 23: man walked in and the Veronica's were on the stage
Speaker 23: with their boobies covered in red body glitter. Yeah, And
Speaker 23: I said, ye, he knows the one. I said, who's that?
Speaker 23: That's a b I'm going to marry him. And I
Speaker 23: married him.
Speaker 5: So is the book fiction.
Speaker 23: It's inspired by my life as a radio host and
Speaker 23: someone who fell in love at work. But there's a
Speaker 23: whole lot of radio Mayo want it to make this escapist, delicious, romantic,
Speaker 23: a little bit crazy.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's such a good read because it is
Speaker 6: also like everyone's had a crappy breakup and wanted to
Speaker 6: leave the country and go and live on an island somewhere.
Speaker 4: That's how the books, That's how the book starts.
Speaker 15: And it really did happen.
Speaker 23: I got dumped by a boy that I was infatuated with,
Speaker 23: and one too many Adele songs on the radio, I thought.
Speaker 4: Love, is it really done? And I walked.
Speaker 23: Out and I left, and I abandoned my life and
Speaker 23: I went to a tiny island in the middle of
Speaker 23: the Philippine Chippella Achipelago.
Speaker 15: How is that.
Speaker 3: Word go to BALLEI?
Speaker 15: Yeah, which I do.
Speaker 3: Laugh now. Laura and I had the great honor last
Speaker 3: night of helping you launch the book here in your
Speaker 3: own hometown of Melbourne.
Speaker 6: And we consider ourselves two of Melbourne's biggest celebrities.
Speaker 4: Clint and we were.
Speaker 3: Told stars correspondents.
Speaker 6: We were thrilled when we were introduced at the event
Speaker 6: at Lino Cinema.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for it?
Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, We are so lucky to have them here.
Speaker 6: Lauren and Clint from Cinema Nova.
Speaker 4: Movie Curate.
Speaker 7: That is your Margaret, basically a market I think she
Speaker 7: thought you were movie curious.
Speaker 15: I thought she thought you were like channing out the popcorn.
Speaker 6: We worked it well with if Jade's was there, they
Speaker 6: definitely thought we worked in the candy bar.
Speaker 4: You see the Manova. That's us thrilled to be here you.
Speaker 3: You were listening to the audio version of the.
Speaker 6: Book because I had a I had a complicated week
Speaker 6: last week when I planned to be very zin and
Speaker 6: read your book. And I did what I did in
Speaker 6: high school, which was panic and cram because I wanted
Speaker 6: to read the book before your event. And I thought,
Speaker 6: oh my gosh, how am I going to do it.
Speaker 6: I'm not a good speed reader.
Speaker 3: How did you do it?
Speaker 6: I did that test at school and speed reading wasn't
Speaker 6: for me. So I bought the audio book Thank You,
Speaker 6: which is great.
Speaker 15: It's great for me because I get more royalties from what.
Speaker 4: You said to me. You get more money download the audiobook.
Speaker 3: So what's the other advantage with the audio on double screen?
Speaker 4: And I flew through the first half of you a
Speaker 4: clever goal.
Speaker 15: I do that with my smutty ones and sometimes.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I that.
Speaker 4: Steel the steamy scenes in half.
Speaker 3: So Lauren thinks she's recognized the voice who's reading the book.
Speaker 6: I didn't listen to it all in half in double speed.
Speaker 6: I started listening and asked, like, hang on your ears pricked,
Speaker 6: I did I know the voice. It's not your great.
Speaker 4: Value energy plan from a Linda.
Speaker 23: Energy gives your household the helping hand it needs energy.
Speaker 23: It's Joe Vans, one of Australia's favorite voice over.
Speaker 4: We discovered making it. This is rediscovered the h She's
Speaker 4: a radio goal.
Speaker 15: I wanted someone that had a different voice because.
Speaker 23: A lot of the audio books they sound like this
Speaker 23: Alex York or it's like like girly, and.
Speaker 15: She is not a girly girl.
Speaker 6: I got in the car this morning and heard the
Speaker 6: link of energy out and thought I was still reading
Speaker 6: the book, and I was like, that's connected to my car.
Speaker 23: Alex York's just doing some livey you get a bit
Speaker 23: of extra cash and the story.
Speaker 4: It's got a great voice.
Speaker 23: She does very well recognized from you LOSSI ash, Yes.
Speaker 3: Let's straighten up for a second. How how satisfying is
Speaker 3: it to put pen to paper? Actually, do you put
Speaker 3: pen to paper. That's a bit old school, It's yeah, right,
Speaker 3: But to get it out there and to have people
Speaker 3: read your book, it must be.
Speaker 23: So because we work in radio, which is not something
Speaker 23: you can touch or physically hold. It's this kind of
Speaker 23: made up thing that we do in the airways.
Speaker 4: What is that about?
Speaker 23: So after a year of sitting on my own in
Speaker 23: a room, tap tap tapping, like because at the before
Speaker 23: I got printed, I was going on office Works and
Speaker 23: getting it printed at office Works and then then get
Speaker 23: to bind it, and then I was like a fake
Speaker 23: cover on it and then my phone number because I
Speaker 23: was so scared that what if someone finds it and
Speaker 23: then publishes it under their name?
Speaker 15: Anyway, no one's going.
Speaker 3: To do that.
Speaker 6: You got in a deep hole of deep holes.
Speaker 15: I just said.
Speaker 4: There were lots of deep poles.
Speaker 3: Everything works dot com get that.
Speaker 15: I was, Does this system get hacked?
Speaker 6: That's dropping off camera rolls to the Kodak shop If
Speaker 6: someone else gets these photos.
Speaker 23: Some weirdos definitely making copies of those for his personal album.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 5: It's called Love on the Air by Ash London. It
Speaker 5: is out and out all good bookstores audio. Does it
Speaker 5: get saucy?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 15: There was a very very graphic and I took it out.
Speaker 4: Azz.
Speaker 23: He's getting the director's cut printed out it off Although
Speaker 23: now then I know it's about you and your husband,
Speaker 23: who's my old boss.
Speaker 3: It's about you two having a throw down the back
Speaker 3: of a black Thunder or something none.
Speaker 15: In the back of Black thundersrift.
Speaker 3: That couch we used to sit on it work.
Speaker 15: With weird stains on her.
Speaker 4: London, How very dare you well?
Speaker 5: Look Love on the air by Ash London. She's a
Speaker 5: great mate of ours. And the book is a ripper.
Speaker 3: It's available at all good bookstores.
Speaker 5: Ash.
Speaker 3: Good to see.
Speaker 4: You sharing you guys. Get the book, trust me, it's brilliant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and call us and we'll tell you the naughty
Speaker 5: bit it got cut out it is, Joe.
Speaker 4: Are you going to read that in the audiobook?
Speaker 6: I'll do boys on the the edited version and we'll
Speaker 6: get Jason record and send it to you and see
Speaker 6: how you're done.
Speaker 15: I would love nothing more.
Speaker 4: I couldn't think of anything worse.
Speaker 5: It is right on nine o'clock. You're on the air
Speaker 5: with Jase and Lauren Clint here as well. We're doing
Speaker 5: to thank so mate shell ready Express. Aaron Rich is
Speaker 5: in next However, we are running a little bit late
Speaker 5: for Aaron to come back to follow There is a
Speaker 5: very good reason, and that is because we have had
Speaker 5: Melbourne's best buscut join us in the studio this morning.
Speaker 5: Frankie three three eight eight eight. You can see him
Speaker 5: doing his finest work on the streets of Melbourne. He's
Speaker 5: been doing it for over ten years.
Speaker 19: And how old are you again, Frankie just past my
Speaker 19: seventy eight years seventy eight years old bringing smiles and
Speaker 19: enjoy to people right around Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Frankie, you are a Melbourne icon and we're so great.
Speaker 6: Frank la you gave up your morning to come in
Speaker 6: here because you perform on Friday nights.
Speaker 4: Right where can people see you on the streets?
Speaker 18: Yeah, tonight I would be I'll say.
Speaker 4: Outside hay hole.
Speaker 5: You need a nap today.
Speaker 6: I know because we told you to come in at seven,
Speaker 6: but you were so excited you got here at five
Speaker 6: twenty this morning.
Speaker 18: I can be above five o'clock.
Speaker 4: Five o'clock do you want to stay awake all through
Speaker 4: the day?
Speaker 3: And I just want to clarify it.
Speaker 5: So he was here an hour before Lauren was and
Speaker 5: you so excited that, oh love, if only you had.
Speaker 4: That and I got here nine Now, Frankie, No, I
Speaker 4: was just.
Speaker 3: Going to say, just remind Melbourne, how do people find
Speaker 3: you like on socials and so so.
Speaker 19: I got tik Tok, Instagram, faseball, you tour rat rat
Speaker 19: norx all for the same name at Frankie double free
Speaker 19: to boy Frankie Frankie free feet three three.
Speaker 6: I look him up or you can catch him on
Speaker 6: our socials. We've tagged him and everything. Now you wanted
Speaker 6: to say something to the great people of Melbourne, Frankie.
Speaker 19: Can I let's take this opportunity to thank you. Jason
Speaker 19: nouren Clynn and Jazz Savia have such warm welcome NOA
Speaker 19: FM station.
Speaker 18: It's fantastic morning. I enjoyed.
Speaker 19: And I also have to thank all my fans outside
Speaker 19: the fans and they support me all the time on
Speaker 19: partic on TikTok, I got seven thousand friends.
Speaker 3: But I need more.
Speaker 19: You need the subscribe to Frankie free free egg and
Speaker 19: then he needs more.
Speaker 3: Well it's gone for a bloody influence again.
Speaker 4: But one of his videos has got one point six
Speaker 4: million views.
Speaker 5: Frankie, Can I just say you bring so much joy
Speaker 5: to people and I think that is so important in
Speaker 5: this age, everything that's going on in the world. Thank god,
Speaker 5: we've got people like my job. Oh sorry that the
Speaker 5: team say.
Speaker 3: More one more song? More, got a good one and
Speaker 3: you give me tonight to night of tim a hole.
Speaker 4: Now he needs more fans, go and follow him.
Speaker 3: What's his inspir for his song?
Speaker 4: Do you think it's about us?
Speaker 10: I think is it?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 4: This is Norge to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Okay, guys, Melbourne, we are finishing.
Speaker 5: Tina Turner, come on, get around, rob your Melbourne. We'll
Speaker 5: see you Monday when I need you.
Speaker 21: My house on fire, you come do me, come build
Speaker 21: me wild and wid Yeah, you come to me.
Speaker 24: Yeah, give me everything. Indeed, yes, give me a light
Speaker 24: time for promises and up to me.
Speaker 4: Let's go, Frankie, let's beak that language.
Speaker 18: Now you know what it means.
Speaker 24: You can't be wrong, take my heart and make it
Speaker 24: strong's breaking.
Speaker 25: You can't bring the mast better than all the rest,
Speaker 25: better than anyone.
Speaker 18: Anyone.
Speaker 25: I have a man, I'm stuffing your heart.
Speaker 3: I have on every word you see. We're gonna go
Speaker 3: another course.
Speaker 4: Yes, up, there's a travel would rather be dad.
Speaker 3: We're gonna creaking.
Speaker 22: I see the star of every day and every day.
Speaker 4: Oh we're still like the crowds rolling in.
Speaker 3: Come on, you.
Speaker 24: Know I've lost on leak.
Speaker 5: You gotta breaking, you gotta.
Speaker 22: Here, here I go, take my heart and make it go.
Speaker 25: You got to bleed the bad better than all the red, better.
Speaker 21: Than anyone, anyone, anyone.
Speaker 25: I am a man.
Speaker 3: Give it up for Broad.
Speaker 21: I'm start gonna be.
Speaker 8: Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good on No.
Speaker 4: One hundred Lauren Them on socials