Speaker 1: It's Friday. Sure is what a great day. The weekend
Speaker 1: is minutes away. I'm actually really looking forward to this weekend.
Speaker 1: You know, generally I don't have much on really work
Speaker 1: pretty hard, and I like I mean, the thing is,
Speaker 1: the bottom line is I could make plans for the weekend,
Speaker 1: but I don't have the time during the week to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: So it turns out that I just do nothing on
Speaker 2: the weekends.
Speaker 3: You get to Friday and it's a clean slate ahead,
Speaker 3: which you know, which suits me.
Speaker 1: But that's all different this weekend. Tonight, I'm having a
Speaker 1: dinner party. Friends coming over and I'm going to eat
Speaker 1: prawns in that Murray Rose sauce, which is the basically
Speaker 1: the only reason why I have anybody over and catch
Speaker 1: up with really old friends, which is one of my
Speaker 1: favorite things to do.
Speaker 2: It's so easy and comfortable.
Speaker 3: I'm excited for you, Suanie. I'm excited that you've got
Speaker 3: something in the calendar tonight.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to be cracking open my spray gun
Speaker 1: that I got from Buddings and spraying that fence the
Speaker 1: house that.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to trick up. Oh okay, remember the black
Speaker 2: fence wash. Yeah, it's this weekend.
Speaker 3: Look Out Shelly Kraft thirteen twenty four to ten. Say,
Speaker 3: geta to us next and tell us what you're looking
Speaker 3: forward to this weekend. What have you got planned?
Speaker 2: It's Marty Graft for you and your people.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like two years ago today. I went on
Speaker 3: that crazy Virgin flight where you're danced up and down
Speaker 3: on the way to Marty. Great, it was scary.
Speaker 2: We are going to be talking about a flight, I think,
Speaker 2: very very Yes. The Chrissy Swan Show, we made it,
Speaker 2: you made it, I made it. It is Friday, Chrissy
Speaker 2: say today, for.
Speaker 1: Some reason, I'm really excited that today's Friday.
Speaker 3: Have you got a fun weekend plan? What's on I do?
Speaker 1: I'm catching up with some of the oldest friends like
Speaker 1: that i've known, not my you know trio of girls.
Speaker 1: Oh this is my ex from when I was twenty Lee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll send in my life and.
Speaker 2: The gang that we used to hang out with back
Speaker 2: in the day. Okay, great, So God Helen thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: Hey, can you get Lee's current thoughts on the Housewives franchises?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Which which is so steady and Beverly Hills. I'm sure he'd.
Speaker 2: Watch okay, salt like and okay, yeah, what's your What
Speaker 2: are you excited about?
Speaker 3: I we're celebrating Tom our producer's birthday tonight. And then
Speaker 3: I haven't seen my parents for age just Swanny, I
Speaker 3: actually missed them. Sorry, Mamma, they meanings call you. So
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go say that.
Speaker 2: I really missing Patty Swan lately too. Really. Also, I
Speaker 2: wanted to tell you we've been so busy this week.
Speaker 1: I haven't even told you I'm hosting the dinner tonight
Speaker 1: and I have lost my mind.
Speaker 2: I'll send you photos of it.
Speaker 3: I want lots of content in a full recap Monday,
Speaker 3: correct thirteen, twenty four to ten. What are you looking
Speaker 3: forward to this weekend? Hi? Kel Hi?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 4: Gooday?
Speaker 2: How are you so good? How good is a Friday? Lava?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Tell us what is going to be the highlight of
Speaker 2: your weekend.
Speaker 5: I'm taking my two girls, Toy and The Beast the musical.
Speaker 1: I write an article about the Beast this week, saying
Speaker 1: that he's a problematic character because he's he's always angry
Speaker 1: and it's up to the girl to calm him down.
Speaker 2: And I thought, yeah, it was cranky, very cranky.
Speaker 6: But if I look like that, I'd be a bit cranky.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've all felt like.
Speaker 3: Going to love that. And we're also going to send
Speaker 3: you a family past to The Lost Tiger, which is
Speaker 3: in Cinema's Fab twenty seven.
Speaker 4: Great.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
Speaker 6: Have a good weekend.
Speaker 3: You two out.
Speaker 2: What's the Lost Tiger about? I want to want to
Speaker 2: see a movie.
Speaker 3: I'll get your family passed.
Speaker 1: Thank you well for me and my personalities. Hi, Caitlyn,
Speaker 1: Happy Friday. What's on for this weekend?
Speaker 5: This weekend?
Speaker 2: I am going out to pubs on Saturday night to
Speaker 2: see some friends of mine that are in a band.
Speaker 2: What band is it?
Speaker 5: They're called Dacy So it's a brother and sister Joe.
Speaker 2: Oh, how nice? And what pub is it?
Speaker 5: Arcady?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you might see Jack. It's across the
Speaker 2: road from Francois.
Speaker 3: I waved you from Francois.
Speaker 2: Caitlyn, here's a fun thing.
Speaker 1: Here's a fun fact about Arcadia that neither of you
Speaker 1: will know, but women and men of a certain age will.
Speaker 1: In the very first series of Big Brother two thousand
Speaker 1: and one, Yeah, there was a super bogan called Shanna
Speaker 1: in it. She was heaven name and she used to
Speaker 1: work at the Arcadia.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: And that's the first time I'd ever seen it on anywhere,
Speaker 2: because you know they did they do the behind the
Speaker 2: scenes of their life before they go into the house.
Speaker 3: And there was Shanna, good old Shanna, shout out to Shana. Hey, Caitlin,
Speaker 3: we are going to send you a one hundred dollars
Speaker 3: about you for in the roundhouse so you can get
Speaker 3: some new cutlery.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, thank you, and plates, glassware, all of it.
Speaker 2: Plat is a hello, evy havy weekend.
Speaker 5: Oh hi, christy weekend.
Speaker 2: I can see two of my favorite words slam together,
Speaker 2: hard rubbish.
Speaker 5: Yes, well that's that's my plan. Yeah, I've got I've
Speaker 5: got to get everything dragged out to the nature strip
Speaker 5: though and fit it in the three meter by one
Speaker 5: meter requiement.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't need to do that. You just
Speaker 1: got to get it on the street. Worry about the measurements.
Speaker 6: Take it.
Speaker 5: We've all he's got to allow for everyone else in
Speaker 5: the neighborhood. He's going to inevitably jump up.
Speaker 2: That's right. I've got an open shelf in my boots.
Speaker 2: At the moment, I've got no idea what to do
Speaker 2: with it. I can't stop.
Speaker 5: You can swing by my house and drop it off.
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Speaker 3: your big weekend of hard rubbish.
Speaker 5: Oh thanks, Jack.
Speaker 3: Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2: I'm eating.
Speaker 3: Olid oysters at Francois.
Speaker 2: I'm eating scollops.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to eat vo No, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 3: going to drink vod Camartini's.
Speaker 2: I'm going to the Chrissy Swan Show. It's Friday, which
Speaker 2: is a great day. But it is the very last
Speaker 2: day of.
Speaker 3: The month, and the last day of summer.
Speaker 1: I know, brat, summer's almost officially over right, So we can,
Speaker 1: you know, stop hanging out with our guts out and
Speaker 1: walking through the streets without shoes on and smoking Siggi's
Speaker 1: and whatever.
Speaker 2: But I just want to go.
Speaker 1: Through all of the things, like the little notes I've
Speaker 1: made to myself that I have to give you.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I've got one of you as well. Let's do this. Yes,
Speaker 3: we have so much to discuss.
Speaker 1: With Chrissy and Jack absolutely so much to discuss, and
Speaker 1: then once we've done this, we never need to talk
Speaker 1: about it again. First thing I wanted to talk to
Speaker 1: you about. You know, you get a remote clicker for
Speaker 1: your garage?
Speaker 3: Yes, lost one.
Speaker 2: I've only got one.
Speaker 3: You and car keys and remotes. Man, terrible.
Speaker 1: I seem to be doing an inventory and getting on
Speaker 1: top of stuff. Anyway, I ordered it. You know, it's
Speaker 1: a very specific one. It's sat there looking at me
Speaker 1: because I'm like, how do you make that thing, that
Speaker 1: dead thing talk to my specific garage door.
Speaker 2: It's like magic, It's total magic, open sessame.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I kept on looking at it and going, well,
Speaker 1: that's clearly something that I can't do. Finally, after about
Speaker 1: two months of looking at it, I went you to
Speaker 1: do it and I opened up.
Speaker 2: I did a QR code, think of me jig.
Speaker 1: And I had that remote opening the door in about
Speaker 1: five seconds.
Speaker 2: Flash. I did that.
Speaker 3: Wow, that is very impressive. Christie's wine. Thank you so much, Irl,
Speaker 3: applause for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I wish you could have done that with your car.
Speaker 3: Keep imagine that.
Speaker 1: Secondly, I've entered my I've entered a lot of eras
Speaker 1: this month gardening all sorts, but the most important one
Speaker 1: is that I've entered my tea leaf era and I'm
Speaker 1: going to be drinking tea in a pot because all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, all I.
Speaker 2: Can taste is the paper of the bag.
Speaker 1: So I'm doing leaves okay, and in a weird thing
Speaker 1: that you know this always happens to me, you will
Speaker 1: love it. I make the decision that I'm going to
Speaker 1: be a real tea enthusiast. Now I'm going to know
Speaker 1: about it. I read this thing about it's got to
Speaker 1: be one hundred degrees, la la la. I find this
Speaker 1: beautiful tea la la. Guess what what? That very day,
Speaker 1: Curtis Stone releases a kettle that stays at one hundred
Speaker 1: degrees and you can use it for hot water, but
Speaker 1: you can also put your tea leaves into dispenser in
Speaker 1: the middle and it's.
Speaker 2: A whole liter of hot brewed.
Speaker 3: Tea and it will just stay hot.
Speaker 2: At one hundred degrees.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's epic, my god.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know you must have just read my
Speaker 1: mind when we were laying in together on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Speaking of tea, Swanny a tea two shop still a thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, They're everywhere and so busy are they?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, Last, but not least, I really need
Speaker 1: to play you this grab. One of my pet hates
Speaker 1: people that do not know the difference between sliver with
Speaker 1: a V.
Speaker 2: And slither with a T, A snake, slithers th.
Speaker 1: And a piece of cake, a small piece of cake,
Speaker 1: or in this case, a small amount of truth or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's a sliver with a V. Now. I was driving
Speaker 2: home a few weeks ago and I heard New South
Speaker 2: Wales Health Minister Ryan Pike getting very fired up. I
Speaker 2: don't want to leave a slither a slither of light.
Speaker 3: He doubled down to come, I don't.
Speaker 6: Want to leave a slither a slither of light.
Speaker 2: He said it twice.
Speaker 3: Surely one of his advisors can correct him on that,
Speaker 3: or dude, slither. I do have to say, I think
Speaker 3: I've been saying it incorrect my whole life when it
Speaker 3: comes to cake. So I'm glad you brought this up
Speaker 3: again because if I'd have said it in front of
Speaker 3: you would have died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you would have died. I would have killed you.
Speaker 3: I've got one.
Speaker 2: What have you got?
Speaker 3: I've got one that I it's quite a dark sad story,
Speaker 3: but I can't stop thinking about it, and I haven't
Speaker 3: spoken to you about it yet. On a current of
Speaker 3: fe Earlier this week, there was this wild, sad, tragic
Speaker 3: story about a couple named Mitchell and Jen who were
Speaker 3: flying from Melbourne to Doha and then to go onto
Speaker 3: a beautiful romantic holiday in Venice. Oh wow, And on
Speaker 3: board their flights Wanning, someone sadly passed away on in
Speaker 3: the middle of the air.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got the drama right.
Speaker 3: The flight attendants then sat the corpse next to Mitchell
Speaker 3: and Jen.
Speaker 2: This couple, what isn't there are like a hold or something?
Speaker 3: Thought, But Mitchell and Jen were sat next to a corpse.
Speaker 3: She was already not a great flyer. Haven't listened to this?
Speaker 3: It was unbelievable. Ali Langdon spoke to them on a
Speaker 3: current affair.
Speaker 2: This corpse has then placed next to you for how
Speaker 2: long on the flight.
Speaker 3: The next It was four hours three and a half
Speaker 3: to four hours left.
Speaker 2: On the floor, So I can understand why this was
Speaker 2: so distressing. Jenny. Yeah, I'm not a great flyer the
Speaker 2: best at times.
Speaker 3: Like bad bad laugh. Jen will never fly again. I
Speaker 3: think Jen's gonna have to move to Venice. I feel
Speaker 3: so bad for Jen. There's no way you'll get her
Speaker 3: back on a flight that.
Speaker 2: Is like weekend at Bernie Full Like, what was the
Speaker 2: airline thinking? There is a picture here on the screen
Speaker 2: and with a blurred out woman. Why she just got
Speaker 2: a blanket over her head? Oh my god, That's how
Speaker 2: I sleep.
Speaker 1: Sometimes on flights because I forget my eyemasko.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show. We checked
Speaker 2: out Correspondence last week and someone was like, YEA had
Speaker 2: like Kendrick Lamavit, you're playing calire Jeffson.
Speaker 1: Hah, you dropped something today that you are about to
Speaker 1: go and get a fitting.
Speaker 3: Yes. I just had the fitting with a great Melbourne
Speaker 3: brand called Christian Kimber at a fitting just before this show.
Speaker 3: That's why I was like just making two pm.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are you getting fitted for? And why are
Speaker 1: you being slightly cagey? He's been cagey?
Speaker 2: Has any Tom he has?
Speaker 3: Because I know that I'm going to have to start
Speaker 3: talking about this and I'm in denial about what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the Personal Trainer? Are you the next
Speaker 2: cover of Men's Health?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I'll leave that to people.
Speaker 1: Who just torture themselves and never ever look like they
Speaker 1: do with the shoot ever ever again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I couldn't do that for that reason. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'd be too like the self hatred when I certainly
Speaker 3: don't look like that anymore.
Speaker 2: Are you getting married?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not to who my togszero. I'm just gonna say
Speaker 3: it because I don't want to do this dance because
Speaker 3: it makes me even more nervous. I'm walking in a
Speaker 3: fashion show next week.
Speaker 2: The sound what okay? All right, No, this is good.
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five is the year of me saying yes
Speaker 3: to things and doing challenging things. And this was presented
Speaker 3: to me and offered to me through nov and I
Speaker 3: was like, say yes, Jack, because it's scary.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it is scary. When is this?
Speaker 3: It is next Thursday?
Speaker 2: And do you know what?
Speaker 1: I just love that all of a sudden, the parlance,
Speaker 1: the lexicon around this is that I'm walking in a show.
Speaker 2: I'm walking. That never used to be around.
Speaker 3: What was it? What would people say, I'm in.
Speaker 2: The show, I'm modeling. I'm modeling. Yeah, yeah, it was
Speaker 2: never walking, but it's walking now.
Speaker 1: I want to suggest something because you know, back in
Speaker 1: my day when you know, fashion was like it sort
Speaker 1: of really started.
Speaker 2: The supermodel There's a film called pret de Porte. It's
Speaker 2: just full of all the supermodels of the time, and
Speaker 2: I mean it's amazing, and this song is from it.
Speaker 2: And if it's not too late, just slack the straw burn.
Speaker 1: They should do like Helena Christensen, just being this magical
Speaker 1: creature you've ever seen in your life.
Speaker 2: The beat is right now. If they've already chosen the music,
Speaker 2: you know that's sad.
Speaker 6: But you are the young stepper.
Speaker 2: Excuse can you imagine how cool that would be?
Speaker 3: That would be sick? Do you know what I would
Speaker 3: love to walk to? This from Rihanna? She performed this
Speaker 3: at a Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Speaker 2: Is this what you play when you're rehearsing at home?
Speaker 3: I've not rehearsed and I need to start swany. I
Speaker 3: would tell you I have not practiced my walk because
Speaker 3: I'm so nervous about how bad it'll be.
Speaker 2: Well, we've got to get somebody in to teach you.
Speaker 3: Next week, Megan Gaale or someone we.
Speaker 1: Can go out because all our friends are ugly, so
Speaker 1: we can't really call. We can't really call on that
Speaker 1: you know we can't do we know that's beautiful.
Speaker 3: We need to brainstorm someone over the weekend. And also
Speaker 3: if this isn't self indulged, we're doing a competition next
Speaker 3: week called Jack's VIP Seat Swany and every day we're
Speaker 3: gonna fly. If you don't live in Melbourne, it's all
Speaker 3: for Melbourne Fashion Festival, PayPal's Melbourne Fashion Festival, It's back.
Speaker 3: If you live in Melbourne, we will invite you when
Speaker 3: you can come along and watch with Swaniy. But if
Speaker 3: you live in Brisbane, Sydney, Perth, Adelaide, we're gonna fly
Speaker 3: two people every day next week into Melbourne next Thursday
Speaker 3: night to watch me probably fall over and five.
Speaker 1: I would not miss this and I will be very good.
Speaker 1: I will not be in the front row with our
Speaker 1: beautiful listeners flown in from everywhere like stifling hysterical laughter.
Speaker 1: I will not do that. I will not treat you
Speaker 1: the same way I treat my children. Whenever I'm at
Speaker 1: I watch.
Speaker 3: You to be full Christianna with black glasses like a
Speaker 3: black blazer on and just being like you're doing amazing, sweetie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot. This is an opportunity for me.
Speaker 1: As well, the Chrissy Swan Show, Marty grudges around the corner.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clickfait.
Speaker 1: The Great Tate McCray call Tate McGray, McGray annoys me.
Speaker 2: My mouth just does it.
Speaker 3: It goes to gray. It is McCray.
Speaker 2: McCray has sat down with Pride Sight. I ever heard
Speaker 2: of that? I should.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your people may get all the good.
Speaker 1: People, don't I Anyway, She has said, I love this.
Speaker 1: Gays are my favorite. No one beats them, nobody is
Speaker 1: better than them.
Speaker 2: My whole team is gay. It's the only opinion I
Speaker 2: really want when I'm releasing music. I absolutely get it.
Speaker 1: There's something magical and creative and honest and just knowledgeable.
Speaker 3: About the gays. Yeah, we know what's up. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: wonder why that is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really it's a gift, Yeah it is. It
Speaker 2: really is a gift. And she said that her dream
Speaker 2: collaboration would be with Scissa. She says she's one of
Speaker 2: the coolest and best writers ever. I love her. Don't
Speaker 2: bring up the Kendrick Lamarthy.
Speaker 3: I'm not. Do you know what I was. I wasn't
Speaker 3: even going to go there, and now I want to
Speaker 3: what I was going to bring up is aside from Greedy.
Speaker 3: I've never really got Tate McCrae like. I like her,
Speaker 3: but I've never really Tom. Oh, that's probably a really
Speaker 3: bad statement from a gay. I've never got her.
Speaker 2: But then I remember was Greedy the one you just
Speaker 2: played fabulous?
Speaker 3: But I forgot that she had this song from like
Speaker 3: ages ago. I actually love this. I love you broke
Speaker 3: me first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's really talented.
Speaker 6: You by with Troy savarn Hello, Oh is that with Tate?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Uh oh, thank you so much for that's the
Speaker 3: best chiming you've ever made. Oh, Tom, You're so right,
Speaker 3: this is an absolute tune.
Speaker 2: You so good.
Speaker 3: Okay, I take back my slight Tate the crachet that
Speaker 3: I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just need it. You need to refresher course,
Speaker 1: So now you never need to speak badly about taps
Speaker 1: ever again.
Speaker 2: I love that Kate Hudson is popping up all over
Speaker 2: my feet at the moment because I love her and
Speaker 2: I love her mum, Goldie Horn, Yes, little google on her.
Speaker 1: Her middle name is Gary Kate Gary Hudson ga double ry,
Speaker 1: the same way that my dad.
Speaker 2: Spells his name.
Speaker 3: Is that a dad?
Speaker 1: Do you think I don't know it's on my list
Speaker 1: of things to look further into. But she's around because
Speaker 1: she's starring in a Netflix series called Running Point, where
Speaker 1: I mean she's just gonna Are you a fan of
Speaker 1: hers or maybe I know, like.
Speaker 3: Think about me growing up in primary school early two thousands,
Speaker 3: she was on and in everything How.
Speaker 2: To Lose a Guy in Ten Days almost famous, which
Speaker 2: is amazing. She would love it so much. It's true story. Actually.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she has said that Taylor Swift has absolutely earned
Speaker 1: the icon status. She says that Taylor's done something so amazing,
Speaker 1: which is that she's never wavered from her conviction, no
Speaker 1: matter what everyone's laid on her. She's just continued to
Speaker 1: strive forward and she really is an exceptional writer. Her
Speaker 1: icon status is so deserved.
Speaker 3: I agree with that.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 1: She also sat down with I always get them wrong,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon. I was calling kemble Jimmy Fallon and they
Speaker 1: did a little spooky What does it mean about Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift wearing the penny Lane is a really iconic furry jacket.
Speaker 1: The Penny Lane made famous and almost famous, which was
Speaker 1: Kate Hudson's character in the film They're wondering what it
Speaker 1: all means.
Speaker 4: Super Bowl Weekend, Almost Famous was trending.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I saw.
Speaker 4: It because Taylor Swift were the Penny Lane coat.
Speaker 2: This was very exciting.
Speaker 5: Yes, she would wear the Penny Lane coat.
Speaker 2: And then there was this whole like Easter egg thing.
Speaker 4: Oh there's always telling with like thirteen because because yea,
Speaker 4: Almost Famous came out on the thirteenth, September thirteenth, two
Speaker 4: thousand and no big deal. That was counting, and the
Speaker 4: Beatles song Penny Lane was released on February thirteenth.
Speaker 2: Getting it's getting kind of weird.
Speaker 6: Taylor's favorite number here is thirteen.
Speaker 3: What is she telling?
Speaker 1: Maybe she's telling us that she's going to announce it
Speaker 1: she's having a baby on March thirteenth.
Speaker 3: Ooh, that could be right. Let's pop that in a
Speaker 3: calendar on March thirteen, Tom and check if Swany's right.
Speaker 2: That's the sort of sneaky stuff that my queen.
Speaker 3: Does that Friday, Mister Christy, why.
Speaker 2: Christ one show does?
Speaker 3: Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight, baked
Speaker 3: by a real bakers.
Speaker 2: Chrissy songs Fresh Fridays.
Speaker 1: Nothing tastes better than fresh bread from Baker's Delight and
Speaker 1: nothing sounds better than a fresh hit, which is what
Speaker 1: we do every Friday at this time. It's fast becoming
Speaker 1: a favorite same.
Speaker 3: I'm loving it.
Speaker 1: I'm loving it, particularly because today we're going to listen
Speaker 1: to the next single that we're going to fall in
Speaker 1: love with from Lolly Young's album We Just Looked It Up. Messi,
Speaker 1: which everybody loves, was the sixth single off this album.
Speaker 1: This Wasn't meant for you anyway. She released the first single,
Speaker 1: which We're about to give to you, September twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Three, eighteen months ago.
Speaker 1: And then just Messy took off. She threw six goes
Speaker 1: out it until it took off, and now I reckon.
Speaker 1: We're going back to the beginning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we give you Lollly Young's that conceited.
Speaker 3: It is amazing, and do yourself a favor over the weekend,
Speaker 3: jump online and watch her perform this life. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: so captivating and so incredible. I really love it. Hey
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four to ten. Next Chrissy's Quizzy. Jump on
Speaker 3: the line if you'd like a bum bag for your weekend.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show it's Friday.
Speaker 1: We're about to give away a bumbag on the Crizzy
Speaker 1: Swan Show Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: The Friday bumbag is a very special bumbag of Lanna.
Speaker 4: Oh is it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Just dreams and hopes.
Speaker 3: No today that inside the bum bag is a family
Speaker 3: passed to the Lost Tiger, which is in cinemas yesterday.
Speaker 2: How great a movie? Popcorn the works? Hey timmy yo,
Speaker 2: yo yo, How hot is it there today? Hot?
Speaker 5: Ah? That's bearable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you say.
Speaker 5: That's all good?
Speaker 2: Oh Tim, bet you want a four x right about now?
Speaker 3: That old team was quite sobka.
Speaker 1: All right, your name is your buzza. It's pestifive meaning
Speaker 1: the first person to get three ounces creep wins the
Speaker 1: game and we'll walk away with the money count by
Speaker 1: Christy Swans. Yes, because yea imagine we're working outside the heat.
Speaker 3: I know question number one. I'm sure Tim loves it?
Speaker 2: Can you now? I'm sure he doesn't. Can you name
Speaker 2: the parade taking place in Sydney tomorrow? Oh, Alana, Yes, Elena,
Speaker 2: Mardi Gras. It is indeed Mardi Gras. The forty seventh
Speaker 2: Annual Sydney Game has been Mardi Gras. Question number two A, Oh,
Speaker 2: you'll know how to pronounce this because it's found in
Speaker 2: your natural habitat.
Speaker 3: It's not my natural habitat at all. A ski erg?
Speaker 2: Where do you find a ski erg?
Speaker 3: Let me? A skig is a piece of equipment found
Speaker 3: where Alana.
Speaker 1: In a ski shot?
Speaker 3: No tim on order?
Speaker 2: No in a gym.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it either. Sounds like a character
Speaker 1: from the dark Crystal Question number three.
Speaker 2: Nineteen years ago, Shakira Shakira released this hit. What's it
Speaker 2: called baby? When you're talking? Yes, Alana?
Speaker 6: Is it freva' prevarev?
Speaker 2: Why come on?
Speaker 3: Do you to steal it? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Sounds like she's got a like a cheese stick, a
Speaker 1: craft cheese stick stuck in her throat.
Speaker 2: At the beginning of that.
Speaker 3: It tipped like I already questioned number four.
Speaker 2: What movie franchise, parad ease, horror films?
Speaker 3: Jim, yes, tim So no parodies?
Speaker 2: Oh, Helana, it's Alana.
Speaker 5: It's scary movie.
Speaker 3: It is scary movie, two points to Alana. Question number
Speaker 3: five is for the winner.
Speaker 2: Lana La is a restaurant chain that offers what.
Speaker 3: Alana yes Italian?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Alana I'm gonna shove a Chiana in your malely fat
Speaker 1: in your bum bag.
Speaker 2: Don't you worry?
Speaker 3: Someone has lost their mind on this Friday.
Speaker 1: Wonder why it's on my mind. Dave Thornton said, I
Speaker 1: bet you make a good Matu China, and I don't.
Speaker 1: I've never made it, and I lied to his face.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, make a good one. Now I've got
Speaker 2: to work it out.
Speaker 3: You've got the bum bag and a family pass to
Speaker 3: the Lost Tiger.
Speaker 2: Is that the same as the Lost Tiger?
Speaker 3: What did I say? You said lost Tiger, Lost Tiger,
Speaker 3: and Tim, we're going to send you a bacon to
Speaker 3: light voucher.
Speaker 2: The Crissy Swans.
Speaker 1: I do have friends coming over tonight and I'm going
Speaker 1: to be bringing out my stunt hand wash. I spoke
Speaker 1: last week about week before maybe that I've got normal
Speaker 1: ham wash that I use for every day.
Speaker 2: Pooey hands ki po hand, don't say poe hands. Well,
Speaker 2: that's what they are.
Speaker 3: They don't get pool on their actual hands. Of course
Speaker 3: they do move on.
Speaker 2: Anyway, bring the Aesop out. People think I'm fancy, and
Speaker 2: then a minute that the guests go that goes away
Speaker 2: to well, bad news. A list has come out of
Speaker 2: What's in and What's out? Aesop hand washed Jack. You
Speaker 2: will be very upset to know a red.
Speaker 1: Cross, says, who says this fancy magazine?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: And it's going. It's replaced by Verdon, a brand.
Speaker 3: Called Verdon Virgin Verdant, Verdon Virgin.
Speaker 2: E R D E N. Don't worry. I've googled. There
Speaker 2: are no stockists yet here, so we're in trouble. What
Speaker 2: sports socks do you wear? Don't say Nike because they're out.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a Uniclo boy through and through.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, well that can stay. They're apparently the budget ones.
Speaker 2: Are you poor?
Speaker 6: Poor?
Speaker 2: Are you poor? Okay?
Speaker 1: Quenoa replaced by Amaranth. Have you heard about amaran No?
Speaker 3: But I think keen one is stupid. So I'm here.
Speaker 1: You'll be happy and you will love Amaranth. It's not
Speaker 1: stodgy and wet, and it's full of manganese, iron and magnesium.
Speaker 1: Up in on the Amoranth bandwagon for a while.
Speaker 2: It is good. I'm going to get to the most
Speaker 2: exciting part of this.
Speaker 3: Okay. Two things, yes.
Speaker 2: That make me finally superior to you.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's taken a decade to get here, but let's try.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna take it one. Guess what's out fragrant candles,
Speaker 2: which I know you love?
Speaker 3: Why are they out?
Speaker 2: Guess what's in?
Speaker 3: Oh, don't tell me. It's essential oils or incense, incense, incense. Baby,
Speaker 3: I don't want to walk into my apartment and think
Speaker 3: I'm in Ishka.
Speaker 1: No, but you can get You don't have to do
Speaker 1: the ishka ones where you don't have to wear a
Speaker 1: fringed shawl and Jesus standals no, no, no, you don't
Speaker 1: have to. You don't have to sit cross legged at
Speaker 1: a low box to eat with your hands just because
Speaker 1: you've got incense.
Speaker 2: Now, this is my favorite one. What we're talking music?
Speaker 1: Okay, there is an artist here that has a red
Speaker 1: cross on it, and that artist is cauld You look up, Adore,
Speaker 1: you buy.
Speaker 2: Fred again?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: And Fred again happens to be what.
Speaker 3: My favorite DJ slash artist?
Speaker 2: I'm going to cover? Who's in that is a red cross?
Speaker 2: And Fred again?
Speaker 3: Well, this person likes doesn't like Esop and likes incense stick.
Speaker 3: So this person who ever wrote this is a chum.
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't even know yet. Maybe this person is
Speaker 2: so far ahead of you. That you don't know, doubt
Speaker 2: it because not a word of a lie. Fred again
Speaker 2: is out?
Speaker 3: Who's in? Don't tell me it's Taylor Swift should be
Speaker 3: the person that's out. But anyway, Fred's out, Who's in?
Speaker 3: Come on? Some hippie indie artist that no one knows
Speaker 3: or cares about.
Speaker 2: No, My favorite artist of all time George Michael. George
Speaker 2: Michael is in?
Speaker 3: Is it nineteen eighty? No?
Speaker 1: He transcends all time and sexuality the day before. Marty Gray,
Speaker 1: you should be on board with this.
Speaker 3: This is his community yet, Gazzy George.
Speaker 1: We are going to enjoy freedom ninety right now. Actually
Speaker 1: this old you in good Stead. Can you do a
Speaker 1: little pirouet to this because you've got to hear a
Speaker 1: catwalk soon?
Speaker 2: Baby. The Chrissy Swan Show, let's check our inbox, Yes, correspondence,
Speaker 2: we love your emails. Find us on Instagram Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We check them, we love them, we love them. My
Speaker 2: Instagram's just Chrisy Swan. I also love them and I
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Speaker 3: There same at Jack Charles slide in.
Speaker 2: Do it man, Tom don We give yourself a.
Speaker 3: Plug, Yes, plug your institongue on to malicious.
Speaker 2: We'll beat that have you, Marti grab baby and that's gay.
Speaker 2: Lauren reached out after seeing a meme that reminded her
Speaker 2: of me. Sour Ito is a gateway drug. She says,
Speaker 2: after this, you'll want a garden, chickens, goats and a cow.
Speaker 2: Very close. I am in my gardening era. You are
Speaker 2: really enjoying it.
Speaker 3: You're often outside with your what are they secreturs?
Speaker 2: Secreturs? I've got great tools. Back off, you're not actually
Speaker 2: use them.
Speaker 3: As if I'm going near a tool, mate, there's one.
Speaker 2: Next, Rebcca knows that we are excited about the Bourwyn's
Speaker 2: reality show on TLC. Yes we are.
Speaker 3: My mum texted me last night, actually goes when is
Speaker 3: that coming? I would like to watch?
Speaker 1: Great question, Wendy, and Rebecca told me, I just want
Speaker 1: to let you know that the board ones are going
Speaker 1: to be on Foxtail.
Speaker 2: Seven thirty Thursday, sixth of March.
Speaker 3: Okay, so next week put it in the diary there.
Speaker 3: We'll do a deep dive into it on the Friday.
Speaker 2: I actually cannot wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be good.
Speaker 2: I think I might have got rid of Fox too
Speaker 2: when I was you know, budgeting, cut slashing and Bernie.
Speaker 3: Oh, I use mum and Dad's I'll sling you their
Speaker 3: email and password. Than love it all right.
Speaker 2: Kai reached out after hearing my sweeping statement last week
Speaker 2: that Kendrick Lamar is uctually talent less.
Speaker 3: Is the two words you used.
Speaker 2: I said he's untalented, and that was harsh. I just
Speaker 2: do not really tried. I can't get it.
Speaker 3: You're allowed to not get it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I shouldn't have said he was untalented. Kai says,
Speaker 2: I'm in Perth, so I'm a bit behind, but I
Speaker 2: think this next bit deserves capital letters. Kendrick Lamar sucks
Speaker 2: nuts anyway, seriously, didn't understand how he has a music career.
Speaker 2: I think you and I are alone.
Speaker 3: Kai, You guys are definitely on an island alone. Go
Speaker 3: back and watch that Super Bowl halftime performance. He just
Speaker 3: makes me want to be cooler. The way he moves
Speaker 3: is epic. He's got just this Jennies echoa that nobody has.
Speaker 3: And I'm a drakestand but Kendrick Lamar is in a
Speaker 3: different league, like a league.
Speaker 1: They also the lyrics are amazing, and I how value
Speaker 1: a lyric you do? Catherine says, Hi, Darling, Christy and Jack.
Speaker 1: I just want to say huge thank you to you
Speaker 1: legends for literally saving me from lobbing myself down the
Speaker 1: garbage disposal at two pm every day. I'm a canteen
Speaker 1: manager and I cooked up to six hundred kids in
Speaker 1: high school by two pm. I'm well and truly over it.
Speaker 1: And you guys save my bacon day after day. Thank
Speaker 1: you your superheroes.
Speaker 3: Cap what a legend.
Speaker 2: Six hundred meals a day.
Speaker 3: I always had a soft spot for the canteen ladies
Speaker 3: at school. I remember mine school, the great Mandy Bigginson.
Speaker 2: You Mandy. Let's find man.
Speaker 3: Let's find Mandy Biggins. She was a legend.
Speaker 2: Maybe Mandy could teach you how to walk in Melbourne
Speaker 2: Fashion Fest.
Speaker 1: Potentially, Steven slid into my DMS because I said I
Speaker 1: don't get a single saucy DM from anybody asking me
Speaker 1: out or anything. And Stephen wants to know why, says, hey, Gris,
Speaker 1: I don't know why guys aren't sliding into your DMS.
Speaker 2: If I were single, I try and slide.
Speaker 6: All over you.
Speaker 3: Bye. Enough of that, Steve.
Speaker 1: I do love a slip and slide boat like the
Speaker 1: garbage bag down there. Yes, the Chrissy Swan Show, Ricky League,
Speaker 1: Tim and Joel are coming up, but we've snatched one
Speaker 1: of the hosts.
Speaker 6: Joel HELLI thank you very much, and I hope I'm
Speaker 6: looking snatched for you bo you are before. Thank you
Speaker 6: very much. What I call ready for this Marti Gras weekend.
Speaker 2: It's so exciting. What a great weekend for your people.
Speaker 6: Thank you very much. I mean, you are one of
Speaker 6: our people. I would say you're you're a gay icon.
Speaker 1: That is a very kind thing. But I do feel
Speaker 1: like I am one of your people as well.
Speaker 6: You are everyone. It's a rainbow, everyone's everyone's everyone's invited
Speaker 6: and welcome.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you be one of your people if you don't
Speaker 1: have the desire to kiss a woman or a man.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, yeah, that's I think asexual.
Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny, but I'm not asexual. You
Speaker 2: know the I am not attracted to women. This has
Speaker 2: gone a funny way.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I am not attracted to women. However, I
Speaker 1: did meet a woman in the last three months and
Speaker 1: I went, what is that feeling? And It's not like
Speaker 1: I'm going full Nat Bass or whatever, but I just
Speaker 1: was like, I just was like, oh, I really like
Speaker 1: that person, and I feel like, you know, not just
Speaker 1: a friend.
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Something more there?
Speaker 2: Yes, and I've never had that before. And Marti Grass.
Speaker 3: Yes, yesterday on air, Joel, you know someone's dead from
Speaker 3: the waist down. Someone someone got her going that you
Speaker 3: will love Jason Isaacs. Lucius Malfoy of course in the
Speaker 3: New World White Lotus heard his voice.
Speaker 2: And she's had a physically reaction.
Speaker 6: You grabbed your books. Can I tell you this is
Speaker 6: such a name drop. That room that so the hotel
Speaker 6: that they film in the New White Lotus I have
Speaker 6: stayed in. And the room that Jason Isaac's family has
Speaker 6: is the room Jack and I got up.
Speaker 3: The great.
Speaker 6: Wasn't working in the basic lass room that we booked.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's impressive. I like that.
Speaker 6: Yes, but I love Jason Isaacs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's graating the White Lotus. Now. Something else I
Speaker 3: want to cover off with you is your shameless promotion
Speaker 3: around the office. I'm so here for Oh.
Speaker 6: My gosh, so I had I had posters sent to
Speaker 6: all the different all the different novers and and Live Nation.
Speaker 6: My tour promoter obviously supplied more than one. And gorgeous VICKI,
Speaker 6: who I'm so jealous you have on your show, because
Speaker 6: I on our show she is magical. She has wallpapered
Speaker 6: the Melbourne off.
Speaker 3: Oh so you got VICKI to do it.
Speaker 6: Well, they just arrived a reception.
Speaker 2: Oh that explains by the first one I saw was
Speaker 2: skew with. She could have put in a bit of effort,
Speaker 2: said she probably.
Speaker 6: Doesn't believe in blue tack.
Speaker 2: No, it's toxic.
Speaker 3: It doesn't. She doesn't scan well on her app but
Speaker 3: she scans everything with And then my second thing I
Speaker 3: want to discuss with you is why you were not
Speaker 3: involved in the Billie Eilish interview on your show earlier
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 6: Oh, no, one's asked that I.
Speaker 2: Don't like Billie Eilish.
Speaker 6: We went to Billy Ilan, we did years ago. I
Speaker 6: just figured that those two are amuse those you get
Speaker 6: eight minutes. What am I going to ask? I'm gonna
Speaker 6: panic and be like, oh, you've won ten km or
Speaker 6: something like that. And then and then they said, well,
Speaker 6: what do you have asked? And I said I would
Speaker 6: have asked about her skincare routine, and they said, thank
Speaker 6: god he didn't.
Speaker 3: Come question it's your name.
Speaker 6: Porcelain's amazing. And I didn't realize I was doing an
Speaker 6: interview outside Natural Light. I would have been there.
Speaker 1: I just thought you weren't there because you had a
Speaker 1: botox appointment.
Speaker 2: And I know how hard they are.
Speaker 6: I need one, though, but I'm about to tour, so
Speaker 6: I don't want one.
Speaker 2: Year.
Speaker 6: I had too much botox before I did my festival show,
Speaker 6: and I was getting home from my show so tired
Speaker 6: every night, and I realized it was because I was
Speaker 6: having to triple my movement on stage to make up
Speaker 6: for my facial expression.
Speaker 3: Of course, he give the show a plug. Where do
Speaker 3: people buy tickets?
Speaker 6: Oh lovenation dot com Today you.
Speaker 3: We've got to get out of here and let you
Speaker 3: take over and do your show. Happy we all show.
Speaker 2: She's going to turn up at Mardi Gras.
Speaker 6: Surely I did so. Of course, the rumor happens every year.
Speaker 6: But she's in.
Speaker 2: She's in Sydney.
Speaker 3: She'll be there. Have a beautiful weekends. Have a good weekend, John,
Speaker 3: enjoy your community.
Speaker 6: Thanks Grandma.
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