1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,600 Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables, What did you try and change 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:08,600 Speaker 1: about a man his lack of six pack? We got, 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: we gotta praise the get your man healthy, but come on, 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: six pack of true? 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 2: Everyone's all girls out there are like, I want a dad, 6 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,080 Speaker 2: but I want a dad. But you're lying. You're lying. 7 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 2: If you don't want to set a washboard, abs girl, 8 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 2: you can fucking wash your clothes on the back of 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:27,639 Speaker 2: the Old Times in a river. 10 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 3: It's soap up on that ship. 11 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 2: All you want to do is feel the bumps and grooves. 12 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 3: I know you do. 13 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 2: Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy 14 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 2: and my rubbing to my batman, Oddie Clark aka Mummy. 15 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 1: Last time you said that, I don't know if I 16 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: fucking like that, eh, I didn't pick up pick up. 17 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 3: On the last time he said it. Yeah, last time. 18 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you agreed. 19 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: Because I think I was just in the zone of 20 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 1: saying mummy and daddy, But you said, Robin to my batman, 21 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I'll cop mummy because I can 22 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: talk about my feelings. But Robin to my batman, you agreed. 23 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: Last on What's don't go back on your words, what's 24 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: the better duo that's equal? We're all about a quality here, 25 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: made about a duo that's equal? A not Batman and 26 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,360 Speaker 1: Robin sound like a bitch. Robin's a vital part of 27 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: the team. Okay, I don't want to be Robin, right, 28 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 1: you're you? What about the Jarvis to my Tony Stark 29 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: SpongeBob and Patrick SpongeBob. You know you're more Patrick, but 30 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:45,479 Speaker 1: I'm SpongeBob. Why just because thays you are annoying intellectual intellectual? 31 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: SpongeBob intellectual compared to Patrick. He lives under a rock mate. 32 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 3: Compared to Patrick. 33 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 1: Anyway, guys, now that we've established it, I'm SpongeBob. I 34 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: want to I wanted to start off, but I g 35 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: question of the week. What did you try and change 36 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 1: about a man? 37 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 3: We're back. We're doing it again. 38 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: We did this a couple of weeks ago, and it 39 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 1: was so good that we had to do it twice. 40 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: I had to, all right, want me to kick it off? Yeah, 41 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: what did you try and change about a man? His 42 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: skinny jean error? 43 00:02:17,919 --> 00:02:19,560 Speaker 2: Please tell me it worked? 44 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 3: Please tell me it worked? As a male? We all 45 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,239 Speaker 3: went through this era. 46 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 2: Did you God? 47 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 3: If you're a bit of a pioneer of the old 48 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 3: wide pants. 49 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 2: I definitely have worn skinny jeans before, but I will 50 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 2: proudly say I went to the baggy dogs very early 51 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 2: in the friendship group. 52 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 3: You did you did? I will proudly say that I 53 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 3: think I was. I was a bit of an earlier one. 54 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 2: I wouldn't say you were late, like I wouldn't say 55 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 2: you were wearing skinny jeans like late. 56 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 3: But they're still ask some friends in our friendship group. 57 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: YEA, the ripped jeans that are quite tired on the 58 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: old quadriceps. 59 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 3: Not good. 60 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 2: I saw a video and it was a girl saying 61 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 2: dates really mad at me because I told him to 62 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 2: drop me home because he was wearing these jeans and 63 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 2: it was those jeans with like a rip skinny and 64 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 2: then they also had like that that pattern of like 65 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 2: the crunchiness or whatever. And I was like, good on 66 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 2: you back in the day. Oh really, I reckon, there's 67 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 2: I think my mum bought them for me. 68 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: I don't know. 69 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I had a pair of them, 70 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 2: or if I just had like the classic skinny with holes. 71 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 2: There's got to be a photos I had both what 72 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 2: did you try and change about him his victim mentality? Oh? 73 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 3: Meaning like, oh what does it poor me? The world 74 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 3: out to get me? 75 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 2: Shut up, my god, get over it? 76 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, wells houn to get everyone fair. Yeah, it's not 77 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 3: just you, it's howd to get everyone? 78 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: What did you try and change about him to be 79 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 1: a better text that's also? 80 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 3: I hope it worked. How are you good at texting 81 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 3: now you have a girl? Am I good at texting? 82 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 2: Now? 83 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 3: That have a girlfriend? I text her back because you 84 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,840 Speaker 3: used to say like, oh no, no, no, no, no no. 85 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 2: I was never a bad texter. I just hate texting 86 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 2: and I would prefer a voice message. 87 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: True, true, true, but I I do recall in my mind. Yeah, 88 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: you wouldn't reply very quickly. 89 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 3: Yeah. No, true. But you're good now? 90 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 2: No, I'm good now, I'm good now, I'm good now. 91 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 2: I'm good with I'm good with my girlfriend. 92 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 3: I'm just not good with everyone else. She changed. 93 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I'm good with her because I actually want 94 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 2: to talk to her, but I'm not good with everyone else. 95 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:18,840 Speaker 2: You can wait, you're fuck What did you try and 96 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 2: change about him him not brushing his teeth? 97 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,239 Speaker 3: Hopefully that changed? 98 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 2: Hopefully Why did you even try and change it. Girl, 99 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,159 Speaker 2: that should have been a red flag from the start, 100 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 2: and I should have left. 101 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,240 Speaker 3: Your kiss in that mouth. You brea the breath. 102 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 2: Imagine the breath, and imagine like the build up of 103 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 2: the white placky shit. 104 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks sometimes it's with people. 105 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 2: It looks like you can get a chisel and knock 106 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 2: it off, and it's the grossest thing in the world. 107 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,720 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there was a girl that used to work 108 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 2: and my girlfriend's work, right, she quit, but she works 109 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 2: there long enough for me to meet her. Yeah, okay, 110 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:58,919 Speaker 2: And because I was slightly taller than her, she could see. 111 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,360 Speaker 3: I could see damn while she was talking. 112 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 2: And let me tell you, it looked like I could 113 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 2: put my hand in there and just pick it up. 114 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 2: It looked like it was a mouthpiece. It looked like 115 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,239 Speaker 2: it was fake teeth. But they made him look ugly 116 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,279 Speaker 2: on purpose. 117 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:14,680 Speaker 1: I feel bad. Sometimes it's probably down to like her 118 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: parents not teaching how to brush your teeth properly. 119 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 2: I don't know, though, you get told all the time, 120 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 2: even on the ads on TV. 121 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 3: Nine out of ten dentists say you should brush your 122 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 3: teeth twice a day. 123 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 2: You know that tenth one shouldn't be a dentist, but 124 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:29,799 Speaker 2: nine out. 125 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 3: Of ten, I don't know. It's fucking ridiculous. I don't 126 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,839 Speaker 3: know why she tried to change that either. No, yeah, 127 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 3: I think you should have left. 128 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:39,720 Speaker 1: What did you try and change in a man that 129 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: the de Lulu could be the tru Lulu? 130 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,600 Speaker 3: He's been all real, like, come on, let's get serious that. 131 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:53,719 Speaker 3: I don't think. That's not how things work. And you're like, 132 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:58,000 Speaker 3: let me live, Oh Lulu. 133 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him? His skid marks? 134 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 3: Please hope you did. That's the first thing I check. 135 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,400 Speaker 1: If I had to take a shit in my girlfriend's place, like, 136 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,160 Speaker 1: turn like a flush, turn around like and then use 137 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:13,359 Speaker 1: that little brushing next to it. 138 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 3: I have a confession. I don't know if I've confessed 139 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:15,479 Speaker 3: to this. 140 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 2: Stop me if I have about fresh dating me? My 141 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:25,039 Speaker 2: im fresh? All right, I would like to quickly add 142 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 2: into the start of the story. She will clean her 143 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 2: ears with the cutibs, or she'll use. 144 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 3: Her cutips to wipe off some makeup or whatever. Hey 145 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 3: whatever you. 146 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:32,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't throw them in the bin. 147 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 3: She's like, oh, she throws them in the toilet. 148 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, they float? I know they float. And also, 149 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 2: you're not supposed to flush them in the toilet so 150 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,280 Speaker 2: they can get stuck in the pipes. That's what I'm 151 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 2: starting the story with. Okay, yeah, okay, fresh dating. I'm 152 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 2: at her place. Her bathroom's downstairs. Up says I'm going. 153 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm going downstairs. 154 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 3: You got a toilet. 155 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,360 Speaker 2: I'm not afraid early on to be like, I got 156 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:54,720 Speaker 2: a shit. 157 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,120 Speaker 3: You know, just people do it. Everyone does. 158 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 2: And so I go down and take a ship flush 159 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:02,359 Speaker 2: and you know me, I preach, close it, then flush 160 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 2: because of the germs. 161 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, flush, think nothing of it. Wash my hands. Go 162 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 3: back upstairs. We're doing with fucking man. We go do something. 163 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 3: Come back. 164 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 2: A couple of hours later, we're down in there. She 165 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 2: goes to take a pee while we're in her room. 166 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 2: Like her room has the on sweet thing. 167 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, and then she opens the toy. 168 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 2: She starts laughing, and she starts saying she's I don't 169 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,600 Speaker 2: even remember what she said, but she starts laughing, and 170 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 2: I'm like, what what what? 171 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,000 Speaker 3: What? 172 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 2: She's like, did you flush earlier? And I was like, 173 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 2: don't tell me there's a nugget in there. Don't tell 174 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 2: me I left a nugget, because I always leave a nugget. 175 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 2: Something about me is I'm just a big fat shitter 176 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:40,960 Speaker 2: and I left a nugget and I go and she goes, nah, 177 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 2: you did it, And I go in clogged it. I 178 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 2: was filled the brim and I was like no, I 179 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 2: was losing my ship. 180 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 3: I was like no, no, and she's laughing and she goes, 181 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,400 Speaker 3: don't worry. This happens all the time. And I'm like, 182 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 3: it's because you put fucking Q tips in there. 183 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 2: This is your fault I had to do. She doesn't 184 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:04,200 Speaker 2: have a plunger. Oh, she goes, don't worry, this has 185 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,680 Speaker 2: happened before. You have to get a coat hanger, break 186 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 2: it and shove it in. 187 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 3: Oh what the hell? 188 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,080 Speaker 2: So I had to get a wire coat hanger, bend 189 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 2: it to break it, fold it out, shove. 190 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 3: It in and it works. This is bonding on a 191 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 3: whole nother. But it was disgusting. 192 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: Tell you what I thought you were going to say 193 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: to start prefacing the que tips. Yeah, I thought you 194 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,040 Speaker 1: were going to say, so he took a ship and 195 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: messed up. You left a massive skid mark. But she 196 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 1: didn't have a ah, a toilet brush. So before you 197 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: were going to say you got like one of the 198 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,040 Speaker 1: queue tips and clean that toilet. 199 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 3: Imagine that I want to use toilet paper for a 200 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:41,440 Speaker 3: cue tip. You idiot, You're weird. 201 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:45,719 Speaker 1: Guy, Get into it because me. What did you try 202 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:47,480 Speaker 1: and change about him? Paying with the door open? 203 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 3: I like doing that? Guilty. I am also guilty of 204 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 3: that all the time. It's also it's like, at least 205 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 3: you know I'm in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, can open 206 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 3: the room like, well, sorry, I haven't angle my body 207 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,680 Speaker 3: so you can't see me from the door. 208 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, no reflections going to catch its. Not that 209 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:05,439 Speaker 2: it's big enough anyway, but you do you see that 210 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 2: when I want someone to know that I'm in there, 211 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 2: When I want someone to know I'm in there, I'll 212 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,600 Speaker 2: pee into the water. 213 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 3: I'm on my own pee on the side. 214 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,679 Speaker 1: Don't want to get a noise, Yeah, especially when you 215 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,640 Speaker 1: sleep and pen in side. 216 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,440 Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him his job 217 00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:18,960 Speaker 2: so he could earn more money? 218 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,680 Speaker 3: Facts girl, fact girl. You want to be a stay 219 00:09:21,679 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 3: at home girlfriend, you go get him to earn that brand. 220 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:29,120 Speaker 3: What did you try and change about him? No foreplay, 221 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 3: no for play. 222 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,079 Speaker 2: That's the best part. 223 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 3: I think he didn't do full play. 224 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,760 Speaker 2: Oh you wanted to add some four play. 225 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, the best part for you? 226 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,440 Speaker 2: What's not the best part. But it's like the build up. 227 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 2: It's like I think that it's because you know you're 228 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 2: going to get set. It's like I love the foreplay 229 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,680 Speaker 2: part because it's the build up of it. 230 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,439 Speaker 3: Like he said, yeah, you know you're gonna get said yeah, yeah. 231 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,120 Speaker 3: I think that's where when the drell and starts to hit. 232 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 3: Oh yeah. 233 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him? Him liking 234 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:55,600 Speaker 2: girls on Instagram? 235 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: I think we said that one said that we doubled up, 236 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,480 Speaker 1: but fact we got to say we got to say 237 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:03,960 Speaker 1: it twice. 238 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 3: What did you try and change about him? His type? 239 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 3: Oh you weren't his tied? Yeah, didn't work. 240 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 2: What did you try and change about him? Thought I 241 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,720 Speaker 2: could make him fall in love so deep he wouldn't 242 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 2: move overseas for two plus years dot dot dot he left. 243 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 1: It's let her be de Lulu. We back you go 244 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: for it, go for it? Going off Instagram again? What 245 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:38,080 Speaker 1: did you try and change about him? His Instagram? I 246 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,040 Speaker 1: wonder if he means his feed or his actual or 247 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 1: his following. 248 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:42,080 Speaker 3: Who was he following? 249 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:46,240 Speaker 1: Or is like aesthetically pleasing photos he posted? True guys 250 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,560 Speaker 1: don't think about that girls do that. Girls are even 251 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: post a reel and then they'll put a cover photo 252 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 1: on the reel that's not even part of the reel, 253 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,120 Speaker 1: so it looks good on their feet. 254 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 3: Crazy. That's me that we've got followers, dounds that follows. 255 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:02,840 Speaker 3: There's an order and like I see a lot of 256 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 3: influencers they do. 257 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,400 Speaker 1: You can pick a cover photo for like the reels 258 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,439 Speaker 1: they post, like it, n it's pretty one, something like 259 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:09,200 Speaker 1: that look really good. 260 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 3: I don't think we don't pick anything. No, we don't 261 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 3: pick a thing. 262 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 2: We just let it land or whatever. I just let 263 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:15,680 Speaker 2: it land and do anything. I don't give a shit. Yeah, 264 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 2: that's part of the thing. What did you try and change? 265 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:23,400 Speaker 2: About him waking up thirty minutes before the desired wake 266 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,280 Speaker 2: up time just to hit snooze four times. I hate that, 267 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,680 Speaker 2: And he says, come on, just wake up on time. 268 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,920 Speaker 3: My girlfriend does that? Hey does she so off it? 269 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:31,840 Speaker 3: When I'm over. 270 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,520 Speaker 1: She's sort of changing, but she would just because she 271 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 1: can fall back asleep, whereas if I hear want alarm, 272 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:35,880 Speaker 1: I'm awake. 273 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,680 Speaker 3: Oh I can fall back asleep. No, I'm good. 274 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 1: So she's one and ten minutes later, another one ten 275 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,560 Speaker 1: minutes later, and I'm like, what are you doing to 276 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 1: set one for like eight o'clock? 277 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Speaker 3: That's so funny. 278 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 2: I literally this morning, I snoozed mine three times this morning, 279 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 2: but I didn't fall back asleep. I just snoozed it 280 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,640 Speaker 2: to like remind me to get up. I was just 281 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,600 Speaker 2: sitting there like resting because I was on my own, 282 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:55,520 Speaker 2: so I didn't care. 283 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 3: But if I'm with my girlfriend, I'll wake up. I 284 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,280 Speaker 3: just forget to get up. 285 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:02,959 Speaker 2: I was just like because I didn't want to fall 286 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 2: back to sleep. I was because if I fell back asleep 287 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,880 Speaker 2: that I wouldn't woke up to you got it? 288 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, like what are you doing? I would have been rushing. 289 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 3: It would have been fucking annoyed with myself. That's why 290 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:10,320 Speaker 3: I didn't get any dilemmas. 291 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: I didn't pick any dilemmas because that's I thought, what 292 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 1: did you try and change about him? His lack of 293 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 1: six pack? 294 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 3: We got. 295 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: We gotta praise the getting your man healthy, but come on, 296 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,320 Speaker 1: six pack of true. 297 00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:34,680 Speaker 2: Six Everyone's or girls out there are like, I want 298 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 2: a dad, but I want a dad boy. 299 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 3: You're lying, You're lying. 300 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,840 Speaker 2: If you don't want to set a washboard abs girl, 301 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 2: you could fucking wash your clothes on the back of 302 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,640 Speaker 2: the Old Times in a river. 303 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 3: It's soap up on that ship. 304 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,000 Speaker 2: All you want to do is feel the bumps and grooves. 305 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:48,679 Speaker 3: I know you do. 306 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, pillows if you're laying on stomachs that have six packs. 307 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. All right, that's the start of the episode. 308 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 3: We've got a big episode coming up. Enjoy the rest 309 00:12:59,360 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 3: of it. 310 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: All right, up next, Jake, I want to talk a 311 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:13,800 Speaker 1: little bit about imposter syndrome, and I want to ask, firstly, 312 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,680 Speaker 1: did you think it's a very relatable thing to so 313 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 1: Imposter syndrome is sort of like you get maybe someone 314 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: get a promotion in job, or you get somewhere a 315 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,320 Speaker 1: little bit higher, and you get there and you're like, fuck, 316 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,080 Speaker 1: I don't deserve to be here, and you're like I'm 317 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,959 Speaker 1: not good enough, that I'm not good enough, feeling and 318 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:28,520 Speaker 1: you just sort. 319 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 3: Of always underqualified. Yeah, you're doubting yourself all the time. 320 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,920 Speaker 3: Do you reckon? That's relatable? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I have 321 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:36,600 Speaker 3: to be surely. 322 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 2: I think you've got to be slightly narcissistic in ways 323 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 2: to benefit yourself. But I feel like you've got to 324 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:47,120 Speaker 2: be like sometimes if you truly believe you belong there. 325 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 3: You're stronger than I am. 326 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. And so here's where it comes 327 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 1: into me and then we can relate it to everyone. 328 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 1: So recently, very grateful the pot he's doing very very well, 329 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 1: but very over critical on myself, I think. And because 330 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 1: I edit the podcast, I noticed very very little things 331 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,200 Speaker 1: and I don't know. I just got in my own head, 332 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,880 Speaker 1: like last week with my speech, because I often mumble 333 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,680 Speaker 1: and like I say a word that's not the correct thing. 334 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,120 Speaker 1: Everyone understands what I'm saying, but I'll say the wrong thing. 335 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 1: And like this past week, I was like doubting my confidence. 336 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck's wrong with me? Like 337 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,120 Speaker 1: up until a prior, I was like completely fine, ah. 338 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:25,880 Speaker 3: And I don't know what it was. 339 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,560 Speaker 1: And I was just like in my own head, and 340 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 1: I've came down to it, I was like, what am 341 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,520 Speaker 1: I talking about. I've been doing this flat two years. 342 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,040 Speaker 1: I've been grinding, Like I'm good at what I do. 343 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: You can, it's evident by the listeners we're getting. Yeah, 344 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,480 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah lah lah. 345 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,920 Speaker 3: But I was just like that's so relatable. 346 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,040 Speaker 1: I'm just doubting myself out of absolutely nowhere for absolutely 347 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 1: no reason. 348 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 3: And I've always talked like this my whole life, like 349 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 3: I can't really change that. 350 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, And has anyone ever said to you like, fuck 351 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 2: you mumble? 352 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 3: No? 353 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,080 Speaker 1: Not really, No, It's just me being an imposter in myself. 354 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, why is the human nature so fucked about 355 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 1: ourself that we could never be like grateful for the 356 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 1: position we're in. Why can't I just be like I'm 357 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,080 Speaker 1: a beast, I could be here. 358 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 2: Well, the funny thing about that is is so once 359 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 2: you start to, like they say, you take a photo 360 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 2: of yourself and you zoom in on it, that's when you, 361 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 2: like and you can really dissect what you look like 362 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,400 Speaker 2: or even like, I'll look at myself in the mirror 363 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 2: and I know for a fact, and I hate it. 364 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:19,080 Speaker 2: My face is lopsided, dude, I swear to you. I 365 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 2: don't know if it's a fucking hallucination or a what's 366 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 2: it called when like a whatever you call it. I 367 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 2: swear literally, I swear to God this I and like 368 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,600 Speaker 2: this part of my mouth is slightly lower than the 369 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:34,800 Speaker 2: other side. But I don't want to look at you 370 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 2: now because I'm fucking insecure, all right, Yeah, but I am. Also, 371 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:44,560 Speaker 2: what I was getting at was because you edit the podcast. 372 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,840 Speaker 3: Of whatever one listens to, and then I had all 373 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 3: of the clips. 374 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:53,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, you have more time to like dissect everything about yourself. 375 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,960 Speaker 2: And I guarantee you that you don't dissect what I do. No, 376 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:59,480 Speaker 2: you only dissect what you do, don't you? Or do 377 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 2: you do both? I probably do myself one hundredercent more. Yeah, 378 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,640 Speaker 2: I do a little bit of you sometimes. 379 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 3: Yeah. 380 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, when we're reading something, I make us both sound 381 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,880 Speaker 1: how much had anything to do for me? Not as much, 382 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 1: but but but bringing it back to everybody, I feel like, 383 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 1: even when I was playing soccer, anything you get, you 384 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,520 Speaker 1: get in a position where you don't feel like you're 385 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,360 Speaker 1: meant to be there, and it comes back down to that. 386 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: I often, I really believe in this saying it's like 387 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,480 Speaker 1: fake it till you make it. Yeah, okay, even though 388 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 1: some people think we've made it. But that's relatable in 389 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,160 Speaker 1: any type of any fashion, Like you're in a position 390 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,520 Speaker 1: that you're like, fuck, everyone's like, I don't know, everyone's 391 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 1: better at me a podcast, in this job, everyone's better. 392 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 3: I'm like, just faked a. I think that's a good idea. 393 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 2: We have a friend actually, I'm he probably wouldn't care 394 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,000 Speaker 2: to said his name, but I won't say this in case. 395 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,200 Speaker 2: But so, we have a friend that's just starting like a. 396 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 3: Little media business and he he bought. 397 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,160 Speaker 2: Some equipment and he's just been going and like knocking 398 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,360 Speaker 2: on businesses doors and he was like offering free stuff. 399 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 2: And then now he's literally two weeks in and he's 400 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:03,040 Speaker 2: got two pad clients I think definitely one, maybe two, Yeah, 401 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:07,160 Speaker 2: definitely one. And he literally just like just started teaching 402 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,919 Speaker 2: himself how to edit, how to like fly a drone, 403 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240 Speaker 2: how to get good camera. 404 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,000 Speaker 3: Shots and admirable. 405 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,919 Speaker 2: And he also would have just been I know, he 406 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,639 Speaker 2: did one for free for a friend's business, and he 407 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 2: would have been going into that soa blind like look, 408 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,199 Speaker 2: I don't he probably did it for free because he 409 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,080 Speaker 2: was like, I had no expectations, I'll do my best. 410 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:24,960 Speaker 2: This is my first one. I guarantee you he has 411 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,080 Speaker 2: had a million times where he's thought, like in the 412 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,560 Speaker 2: last two weeks and a million times where. 413 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,880 Speaker 3: He's like, fuck, I have what am I doing? You know? 414 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,639 Speaker 1: It's so funny, But also I also thought it was 415 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 1: do you think it's because people are overthinkers a lot 416 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,679 Speaker 1: of the time? He's my example, being so back in 417 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 1: the day we talk about getting with the opposite sex 418 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,919 Speaker 1: a lot of the time. Right, some of our friends 419 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 1: aren't quite the intellectual they're not. 420 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,639 Speaker 3: They're a bit thick. 421 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,760 Speaker 1: They're not very good at chatting, but they don't know 422 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: they're not very good at chatting because they're so thick. 423 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,280 Speaker 1: And so if I would go up and talk to 424 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,760 Speaker 1: a girl, I wouldn't do it because I was over 425 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,360 Speaker 1: think of what I was going to say. I thought 426 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,480 Speaker 1: I'd make a fool of myself. Whereas our friends were 427 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,680 Speaker 1: very thick, and he would just say some dumb shit, 428 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,360 Speaker 1: but he wouldn't know he was dumb and everyone. 429 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 3: Would just laugh. 430 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 1: But I would be overthinking things. And it's sort of 431 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,200 Speaker 1: the same thing, Like if it's just so because I'm 432 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: an overthinker, I'm like, fuck, am I being I'm so 433 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,919 Speaker 1: critical of myself? I was just a little bit like 434 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,400 Speaker 1: thicker and me like I should be a bit full 435 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,639 Speaker 1: of myself and just go into it blind and be 436 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,720 Speaker 1: happy with what I do. 437 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 3: And he got a lot of more girls than I did. 438 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,960 Speaker 2: So, but what you're saying is like you're more analytical 439 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 2: in the sense of you you realize when people are 440 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 2: laughing at you, not with you. 441 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 3: He realized. 442 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,159 Speaker 2: He doesn't realize if people are laughing at him. He 443 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,760 Speaker 2: just is laughing. He thinks they're laughing with yeah, whereas 444 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,240 Speaker 2: they're laughing at him, and he just laughs along and 445 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,640 Speaker 2: he's like yeah, he plays it off, yeah, yeah, man, which. 446 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,639 Speaker 3: Is probably I think that's a better way to be. 447 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,399 Speaker 3: I wish I could do that. 448 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,679 Speaker 2: Bet you. They don't experience much what's it called. What 449 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 2: are we calling this again, imposterive syndrome. I'm trying to 450 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:48,080 Speaker 2: think of imposter syndrome I have experienced, And I think 451 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:53,800 Speaker 2: the podcast is one where I go through phases where 452 00:18:55,119 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 2: I definitely think, like I think it's where let's we're 453 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,480 Speaker 2: recording in a few days and I'm trying to think 454 00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,560 Speaker 2: of some content for the podcast, and I'm trying to 455 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 2: think of new stuff. I don't want to keep repeating stuff, 456 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,840 Speaker 2: which I think we're pretty good out. We don't really 457 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 2: repeat eat stuff other than like dilemmas and stuff. But 458 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,720 Speaker 2: that's the thing that people like to listen to. But 459 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,240 Speaker 2: I want to think of new things for just like 460 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,440 Speaker 2: kind of funny stuff. And sometimes if I'm struggling to think, 461 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:21,720 Speaker 2: I'm just like are we even funny? Are we even 462 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,480 Speaker 2: good at what we do? And I get in my 463 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 2: own head and I think, why the fuck does anyone 464 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,400 Speaker 2: listen to what we post? And I get so and 465 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,919 Speaker 2: that's the That's probably one of the times where I 466 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 2: feel it. I'm like, why does anyone listen to anything 467 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:33,960 Speaker 2: we have to say? 468 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,679 Speaker 1: But it just comes back down the human nature. Hey, 469 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 1: I think that's so reliable everything everybody ever does. You're 470 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,560 Speaker 1: just like, is that even good? 471 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 472 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 2: And then in other people's senses of like you're going 473 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:47,720 Speaker 2: to a job that you really want and you feel 474 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:51,199 Speaker 2: underqualified for it, that must be the most insane feeling 475 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,399 Speaker 2: of like I don't belong here, but they hired you 476 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 2: for a reason. 477 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:55,400 Speaker 3: Yeah. 478 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,800 Speaker 1: Like, it's it's an interesting thing that we go through. 479 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 1: Analytical side takeaway is everyone goes through it. I'm hoping 480 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:05,520 Speaker 1: I'm out of it now, but. 481 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,520 Speaker 3: I bet you never will be. I'm just gonna fake 482 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,280 Speaker 3: it till I make it. 483 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:11,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, there's no way that there's people getting asked 484 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,640 Speaker 2: to host big TV shows and they go up there 485 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 2: and they go a this, what why is anyone going 486 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,080 Speaker 2: to watch this? 487 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,280 Speaker 3: Because of me? There's no way they're going to watch 488 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,480 Speaker 3: this because of me. They made a big mistake here. 489 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,920 Speaker 3: I can't believe and get to disappoint everyone. 490 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 2: There's no way that's not gone through their heads. 491 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,119 Speaker 3: Funny, it doesn't. 492 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 2: Then you're the level of narcissistic that's probably perfect for show. 493 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:27,959 Speaker 3: Beer, is all. 494 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,520 Speaker 1: They just don't talk about it because they think they 495 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: have to be that like trophy level person, whereas we 496 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: are relatables. 497 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, just relatables. I'll leave it on that. 498 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,719 Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we're bringing in a fresh news segment. It's 499 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,119 Speaker 2: gonna be a quick little game that we're going to 500 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,639 Speaker 2: play every once in a while. We think it's going 501 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,200 Speaker 2: to be funny. 502 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,160 Speaker 3: Why am I nervous? 503 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,480 Speaker 2: Oh, he's a little nervous. He's very rarely nervous. We're 504 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 2: gonna be this is what we're gonna do. Okay, we're 505 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 2: both going to guess of a price. Okay, what we're 506 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 2: gonna do is we're gonna call a cafe local to 507 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,080 Speaker 2: us in the area. Whatever we're going to say, Hey, 508 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:11,160 Speaker 2: playing a game on our podcast. How much was your 509 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,199 Speaker 2: most recent order? How much did the person spend? But 510 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 2: before we do it, so I'm going to guess a 511 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,840 Speaker 2: number like fifteen dollars eighty and he's going to guess 512 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,200 Speaker 2: twenty one dollars closest to it wins. 513 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 3: It's a little challenge and. 514 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 2: We're kind of hopefully the first cafe says yes, yeah, 515 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,160 Speaker 2: so this it's going to be interesting. 516 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 3: So we've got a cafe. What's it called South End 517 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,479 Speaker 3: Social Gospel? South End Social Gospel. This is like, it's 518 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,640 Speaker 3: funny because it's not even a. 519 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 2: Frank call, like we're just playing a game. 520 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 3: Okay, are you talking to me? Or who do you 521 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 3: want to talk? I don't mind you talk. 522 00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 2: You said you don't mind. 523 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,280 Speaker 3: I was hoping you'd say I do. I'm nervous. 524 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,600 Speaker 1: All right, let's just get the number before we get 525 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,719 Speaker 1: into it. Jake, how much do you think the last 526 00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 1: order of the cafe was? 527 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:00,199 Speaker 2: So? 528 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,400 Speaker 3: What time is it? 529 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: It's like one. 530 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,320 Speaker 2: Thirty bit after lunch. People could be getting lunch or 531 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,640 Speaker 2: they could be getting an afternoon coffee. I think I'm 532 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 2: going to take a risk and I'm going to say 533 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 2: six dollars and fifty cents. 534 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,200 Speaker 3: That's it. Someone's just got a coffee. The last order 535 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:13,880 Speaker 3: was a coffee. 536 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,159 Speaker 1: I'm going nah, it's lunchtime, dude, way more. I reckon like, 537 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: I just got to get more though, so let's go 538 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,440 Speaker 1: eighteen dollars okay, cool flat? Yeah, eighteen flat? Are they 539 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 1: going to be piste off that we're like calling them 540 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: to ask? 541 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,280 Speaker 3: Who cares? Let's see what they say? 542 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 2: Okay, good afternoon social, great speaking today. 543 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 3: Hey Glen, how's it going mate? 544 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 2: Yeah? Living the dream? 545 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,439 Speaker 3: Yeah great. I'm actually on a podcast right now. We're 546 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,359 Speaker 3: planning a bit of a game. 547 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,479 Speaker 1: Is there any chance you could please tell us what 548 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,320 Speaker 1: the last how much the last order costs at your cafe? 549 00:22:48,080 --> 00:23:03,199 Speaker 3: It last order was four dollars four Yes, thank you 550 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:08,520 Speaker 3: so much, Glenn, You're a legend. I just lost. 551 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,040 Speaker 2: I knew it was a coffee that price. 552 00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,160 Speaker 3: It was probably a piccolo. 553 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,520 Speaker 2: Yes, shit, that was fucking beautiful. 554 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 3: I knew it. Afternoon coffee. 555 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,040 Speaker 2: Everyone's just had their lunch and they're like, wait, let's 556 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 2: get just get. 557 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,639 Speaker 3: A coffee before we go back to work. What a 558 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,920 Speaker 3: j though. It was a good bloke. Also, I think 559 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 3: what we should start doing is what was that cafe called? 560 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,359 Speaker 3: We shout it out? It was called South End Social, 561 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 3: South End Social. Glen. The way he answers the phone 562 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,879 Speaker 3: was brilliant. I've never answered a phone like that in 563 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 3: my life, even when I worked at. 564 00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:46,480 Speaker 2: A restaurant, all is like, uh, hello hello, I'll be 565 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 2: like such and such restaurant. 566 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:48,919 Speaker 3: This is jake. That's all I would do. 567 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,480 Speaker 2: And then even you're like, how are you going to 568 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 2: living the dreams down? 569 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 3: Yeah? That was amazing. He was good. We should get 570 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 3: him on. Oh sure, this that was fun. Yeah, that 571 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 3: was fun. 572 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 1: And what the game plan is, We're going to do 573 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,879 Speaker 1: a few more of these down the track, but eventually 574 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,439 Speaker 1: we're going to get a listener to guess the price. Yeah, 575 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,840 Speaker 1: and if the listener gets it within a dollar, we're 576 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,040 Speaker 1: gonna send them some free merch. 577 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:11,440 Speaker 3: Send them some free merch. So that was funny. That 578 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:15,879 Speaker 3: was that was very scary? Was that so scary talking 579 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 3: to people? Man? 580 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:25,720 Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we're gonna finish it off with a quick dilemma. 581 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 2: Festival dilemma. Oh, my boyfriend is going to a music 582 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,320 Speaker 2: festival festival with a couple of work friends, both female. 583 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,880 Speaker 2: They know he has a girlfriend now and he talks 584 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,240 Speaker 2: about me often. But when me and him were on 585 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,760 Speaker 2: a break once a while ago, one of the girls 586 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 2: tried to make a move on him. He said, I 587 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,679 Speaker 2: can come too, but knows it's not my sort of music, 588 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,840 Speaker 2: which is right. One of the girls is in a 589 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,560 Speaker 2: relationship and her boyfriend is also slightly icky about it too, 590 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,919 Speaker 2: and the one who made a move is now talking 591 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 2: to someone. He's reassured me nothing would happen, and it 592 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,080 Speaker 2: is literally just because they all get on at work 593 00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 2: and like the same music. He's in his own tent. Basically, 594 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 2: even though he's reassured me, whilst he's away for the weekend, 595 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,880 Speaker 2: I feel nervy. So how can I distract myself? 596 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 3: Icky? Wicky, dicky, sneaky, wikky. I don't like it. 597 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:20,240 Speaker 2: I say, you don't distract yourself, no, because why should 598 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,040 Speaker 2: you have to do that when your boyfriend is putting 599 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,280 Speaker 2: him in he's putting himself in a situation that's making 600 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:34,360 Speaker 2: you feel icky. It would be slightly, very slightly, very 601 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,400 Speaker 2: very slightly different if he was going with two girls 602 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,679 Speaker 2: they both had a boyfriend and while you were on 603 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 2: a break, they had never made. 604 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,359 Speaker 3: A move on him before. 605 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,000 Speaker 2: But I would still disagree going to a festival because 606 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 2: he's she said, he's in his own tent. It's more 607 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,040 Speaker 2: than one day with the opposite sex. 608 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,320 Speaker 1: Why does he even want to though? Like why wouldn't 609 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 1: you want to go to a festival with your girlfriend? 610 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,119 Speaker 2: He said, he said, you can come, but it's not 611 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:57,399 Speaker 2: her type of music and she doesn't want to go. 612 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,200 Speaker 1: That sounds like such like a half as stept, like 613 00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:02,919 Speaker 1: you can come if your one. 614 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, you can come too, like, but that's just I 615 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 2: don't why would you put yourself in that situation? 616 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:07,719 Speaker 3: Like, why would you? 617 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,480 Speaker 2: He knows for a fact obviously you've said something, and 618 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,240 Speaker 2: he knows for a fact you feel key about it, 619 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,840 Speaker 2: and he is still going and he's okay with it. 620 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,920 Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, So firstly, I don't think it's 621 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,280 Speaker 1: right on his part. But if he doesn't see it's 622 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,240 Speaker 1: a problem, I reckon, just go and cop the bad music? 623 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,159 Speaker 3: Okay, why not? I was gonna say, breakup with him? 624 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,560 Speaker 3: It's not really, dude, it's not that bad. You don't 625 00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 3: think so oh, it's it's bad that like he doesn't 626 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,280 Speaker 3: see it's a problem. 627 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,639 Speaker 2: I don't think, no, hes to see this as a 628 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 2: problem doing his breakup worthy. I do think he's break 629 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,520 Speaker 2: up with really yeah, I actually do. 630 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: Okay, I different there. I don't think it's breakup worthy. 631 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 1: I just think it's like disrespectful. 632 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,440 Speaker 3: For yourself and I know it's not your relationship. 633 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,680 Speaker 1: Put the fact that the hitting on her ones, but yeah, yeah, yeah, 634 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,480 Speaker 1: why is he I just don't understand why he wants 635 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: to go. 636 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, like if my girlfriend and I once had a 637 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 2: break and two and there was two guys that work 638 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 2: he's friends with, and one of them tried to she 639 00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 2: said to me when we got back to such and 640 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 2: such tried to make a move on me. And then 641 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,399 Speaker 2: a few months later she's like, I'm going to a 642 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 2: festival with the two dudes. 643 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: Oh, you're changing my mind. I'd be like, bitch, you 644 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,760 Speaker 1: changed my mind. Yeah, I think. Yeah, there's a serious 645 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 1: conversation needs to be hard about how this makes you feel. 646 00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,840 Speaker 1: And if he does, if he's still going, maybe Jake's 647 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: option is the best break up with him. 648 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:26,920 Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Sorry, it's bad. He's got bad music taste anyway, 649 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,920 Speaker 3: he's got bad music. 650 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,360 Speaker 2: Unless it's a country music festival, good music test. 651 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 3: That's a tricky one. 652 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:36,639 Speaker 2: Some a guy that would do something like this is 653 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,520 Speaker 2: always a tough of music. It's like trans music too. 654 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 2: There's no way it's not trans festival. To sorry to appropriate, 655 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,600 Speaker 2: but there's no way it's not a trance festival, and 656 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,000 Speaker 2: he's like. 657 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,160 Speaker 3: Thanks for listening. Guys. 658 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,720 Speaker 2: If you want more, hold up, you need more. 659 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys need more. Pay where it's at five 660 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,880 Speaker 1: dollars a month. It's basically free. I don't know why 661 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 1: you haven't become a member yet. 662 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,880 Speaker 2: Dollars seventy five a week twenty. 663 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: Five yeah, don't add extra money. And then we've got 664 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,520 Speaker 1: two extra tears. If you want extra Dilemma episodes every fortnight, 665 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,680 Speaker 1: it's like ten bucks. And then if you want a 666 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,560 Speaker 1: vlog and all the other stuff we just talked about, 667 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,159 Speaker 1: it's fifteen dollars and the logs are just behind the 668 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,040 Speaker 1: scenes of Jake and I being ourselves. 669 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:21,760 Speaker 3: It's so fun. 670 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,960 Speaker 2: Early access to any merchandise that could possibly be coming 671 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,640 Speaker 2: out very soon, that is coming out soon. 672 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,680 Speaker 3: I've got it there. It's not on camera. You can't 673 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:28,960 Speaker 3: say that. 674 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,720 Speaker 2: Guess who's going to get first access patreons. 675 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,119 Speaker 3: But either way, we love you. Thanks for tuning in. 676 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:45,000 Speaker 1: We'll see ya whenever we see ya.