Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Hello, Hollywood Jack, how
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Swanny?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: You know I'm a big feeder. I think they're called
Speaker 1: people that make food for other people. You've always done it.
Speaker 1: I haven't thought too much about it. And last night
Speaker 1: someone did that for me, and I suddenly understood why
Speaker 1: people love it when I do it.
Speaker 2: Absolutely so.
Speaker 1: My sister came over with dinner, roast, chalk and other
Speaker 1: you know, other bits and pieces on you live, and
Speaker 1: we ate that together, me and the kids and her,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. I didn't have
Speaker 1: to think of anything. I didn't have to clean up
Speaker 1: while I was cooking, I didn't have to clean up afterwards,
Speaker 1: and I got to connect with another human being.
Speaker 2: Was it cooking as good as yours?
Speaker 1: I get? Well, it was chuck from chigo char.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. You can't help it.
Speaker 1: Pretty good. But what a great thing. I'm going to
Speaker 1: keep on doing it good.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I hope that means you're like, nah,
Speaker 2: stuff is. I'm not making food for anyone anymore. I
Speaker 2: just want to receive no, because that would be really
Speaker 2: sad for me.
Speaker 1: It would be sad for you?
Speaker 2: Hey, what's not sad for you? Listening after three o'clock
Speaker 2: in the bum Bag in Creasy's Quiazy. We have your
Speaker 2: invites to the kid Laurie in Nova's Red Room. And
Speaker 2: next we're going to go through out to do lists,
Speaker 2: because it's to do list Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Mind scintillating, the crazy Swan shows Tuesday to Tuesday. Let's
Speaker 1: open up our diaries and go through what we have
Speaker 1: to do, the pressing, urgent things on our least. I'm
Speaker 1: going to kick things off because as you know, it
Speaker 1: is two sleeps until Halloween, and Halloween's a really big
Speaker 1: deal and a lot of Australian families where children reside.
Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't very big when I was at all.
Speaker 2: No, it's really in the two thousands, I feel like
Speaker 2: took off because I remember as a kid, like what
Speaker 2: two thousand and two to two thousand and seven, I
Speaker 2: was in primary school. Yeah we trick or treated, Yeah
Speaker 2: we didn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah we didn't because we were afraid of getting poison
Speaker 1: and razor blades.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair, that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: But that's all changed now and it's a very big deal.
Speaker 1: And my daughter who's eleven loves an occasion, and I
Speaker 1: would love an occasion too if I had a full
Speaker 1: time personal assistant like she does. I am hers, and
Speaker 1: so she's put together a very elaborate costume for her
Speaker 1: and two others, So I'm doing it for three people.
Speaker 1: So first on my to do list was to stop
Speaker 1: past Kmart and office works and pick up the extra
Speaker 1: bits and pieces required for the trick or treating costumes.
Speaker 2: Because she already has her Theodore Alvin and the Chipmunks
Speaker 2: outfit that you've bought her.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, you would think that a bright green hoodie
Speaker 1: with a tee on the front would be enough, but no,
Speaker 1: you need the certain glasses, the certain cap. You need ears.
Speaker 2: Good money broke Halloween.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find any ears, So I've found Christmas headbands
Speaker 1: and I have this morning been cutting off the antlers
Speaker 1: just to leave the ears.
Speaker 2: Got it. Wow, that's a really fun morning for you.
Speaker 2: I mean, you just want to die, don't I want
Speaker 2: to die hearing it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, what's on yours?
Speaker 2: My first one is find a thick black tie for
Speaker 2: Derby Day this weekend. What do you mean a thick
Speaker 2: black So with the outfit, I'm wearing. I want like
Speaker 2: a really old school wide black tie.
Speaker 1: Oh, like a seventy business time.
Speaker 2: Correct, like something they'd wear on the Menendez drama Netflix stocko.
Speaker 2: But it's very hard to find one in twenty four four.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could just wear cable ties. They liked their
Speaker 1: mu I'm sure on them and Henda's house, all right.
Speaker 1: Next on my list, find pickle. Now my other child
Speaker 1: kit very easy to please. We've got an old costume
Speaker 1: somewhere in the house. Yeah, maybe four or five years old.
Speaker 1: It's a giant pickle. And I said to him last
Speaker 1: night he said, I'm going trick or treating us a
Speaker 1: wedding and girls a pickle. And then I went, where
Speaker 1: is the pickle? So I've got to find the pickle? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's quite easy.
Speaker 2: Do you think you'll find it? Yeah? Okay, great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: My next one is donate old clothes because I cleared
Speaker 2: out my closet last night and I have a heap
Speaker 2: of old suits and nice shirts to sort of give away.
Speaker 2: So I need to find someone to give them.
Speaker 1: Give them to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, what were you going to do? Wear them?
Speaker 1: Because I'm going to have a garasself soon and I'll
Speaker 1: have a little section with Yeah. Great, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to donate the proceeds to food banks.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll bring it in a great please do good meeting,
Speaker 2: good chat.
Speaker 1: And last on my list is contact the wonderful Margaret Tooy.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I know you've never had a baby, but Margaret Twoey
Speaker 1: was my midwife many many years ago.
Speaker 2: You're in touch still, well.
Speaker 1: I you know when you meet someone and there you
Speaker 1: just fall in love with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, human magic.
Speaker 1: Yes, and she was at the berths for all of
Speaker 1: my children. She's just so wonderful. I just got a
Speaker 1: card today, a handwritten birthday card from Mark Tooey, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I forgot how much
Speaker 1: I love you. So marg if you're listening or Anna
Speaker 1: your daughter, I'm coming to get you. I'm coming, took on.
Speaker 2: My final thing is message Jonathan Brown for his birthday?
Speaker 1: Was it yesterday day?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's our good friend Brown his birthday now, swanee. I
Speaker 2: did do this for disclosure just before the show, because
Speaker 2: I knew i'd get a funny response that we would
Speaker 2: all enjoy it. Of course, obviously you and I worked
Speaker 2: with him for seven years. Brisbane Lines legend beautiful man.
Speaker 2: Wish wished him a happy birthday. He goes, thank you. Mate.
Speaker 2: I started with the surfing lesson couldn't stand up? Might
Speaker 2: stick to golf, I said, big dog. I reckon, You've
Speaker 2: over achieved enough in life already. Stick to golf, even
Speaker 2: just to sit out the back at five am this
Speaker 2: morning watching the sun come up some come up was magnificent, though, Jackie, Oh.
Speaker 1: God, he's a beautiful man. Happy birthday to you.
Speaker 2: Jonathan Brown, forever a optimist. Yes, hey, before three o'clock
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Speaker 1: App like The Chrissy Swan Show. Talking Netflix streamers, what
Speaker 1: do you watch it?
Speaker 2: What do you watch it.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed Woman of the Hour. It is actress
Speaker 1: Anna Kendrick. You know her from What's that musically show
Speaker 1: that she was from Pitch Perfect, Pitch Perfect, That's it.
Speaker 1: You know her from that. This is a very different
Speaker 1: role for her, and she directs this movie very good.
Speaker 1: I recommend it. Yeah, And the basic synopsis is basically
Speaker 1: by the way, it's in the number ten shows of Netflix.
Speaker 1: I've done my research here and she is a contestant
Speaker 1: in the seventies on an old school dating show called
Speaker 1: The Dating Game. She makes a selection. It's very similar
Speaker 1: to to what we had here in Australia. Perfect match
Speaker 1: one contestant, lag, pitches and quid and then you choose
Speaker 1: one and then you go on a date with them.
Speaker 1: Turns out that Anna Kendrick's character's chosen date was a
Speaker 1: serial killer. And I did a bit of a deep
Speaker 1: dive last night. It seems it looks as if allegedly
Speaker 1: he may have killed over one hundred and thirty people
Speaker 1: in his way out. But the seventies being what they were,
Speaker 1: you can't get call.
Speaker 2: He got away with Itay with it? Now? Last week's
Speaker 2: one and we talked about this and we asked to
Speaker 2: hear from people that had been either on The Perfect
Speaker 2: Match or dating shows. We spoke to a great chick CJ.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it blew our mind that these dating shows existed.
Speaker 1: Going away for a weekend to Lake Yarrawonga with a
Speaker 1: total stranger, like, it just wouldn't happen now.
Speaker 2: No, it wouldn't thirteen twenty four to ten if you
Speaker 2: were on The Perfect Match or anything like that. But
Speaker 2: we did have someone reach out to us that was
Speaker 2: on a dating show here in Australia.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, amazing. Hello Chelsea, Hello, how are you
Speaker 1: going good?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: What show were you on?
Speaker 6: Okay? So it was called Kiss Bang Love.
Speaker 1: I feel like I saw this. What was the premise
Speaker 1: and how long ago was it on?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So it was in twenty sixteen, eight years ago on
Speaker 6: Channel seven. So I was a girl and there were
Speaker 6: twelve guys and we were all blindfolded and I had
Speaker 6: to kiss all twelve guys blindfolded.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, would you ever do that?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: I don't even know why I did it or I
Speaker 6: was Yeah, I don't even know why I signed up.
Speaker 6: I nearly chickened out so many times, but all my
Speaker 6: friends and family were like, no, you know, what have
Speaker 6: you got to lose?
Speaker 7: Just do it. I did it.
Speaker 2: Before you get the kissing, had you like checked with
Speaker 2: producers that all of the men had brushed their teeth
Speaker 2: and had good moral hygiene? Because I would?
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I did. Actually that was one thing. And
Speaker 6: I was like, they were like police checks and everything
Speaker 6: so good.
Speaker 1: And so when you kissed these twelve people, and then
Speaker 1: it was obviously packaged up into a TV show. Was
Speaker 1: your dad watching this episode?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, my poor dad. I remember when the
Speaker 6: trailer came out, like the ad came out for it,
Speaker 6: and it was just me kissing all these random guys.
Speaker 6: I just looked over in his face and I'm just like,
Speaker 6: I am so sorry that.
Speaker 1: So I like, I like you in that dress, Chelsea.
Speaker 2: That's a nice dress.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you kissed twelve guys and then what happened?
Speaker 6: So then I sort of had to like rate them,
Speaker 6: you know, best, the worst rating yep. And then I
Speaker 6: had to pick the top five and then meet those
Speaker 6: five guys with out of blindfold right and kiss them again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Chelsea, I love it so much.
Speaker 6: And then from those five I then had to pick
Speaker 6: a top two and from those top two, I had
Speaker 6: to go on to twenty four hour dates with the
Speaker 6: two finalists.
Speaker 1: So what twenty four hours together?
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have relations?
Speaker 6: Won't say.
Speaker 1: Chelsea's dad is still listening to this Jack, So what
Speaker 1: happened to the end of the twenty four hours?
Speaker 6: So then at the end of the twenty four hours,
Speaker 6: they then take us to the airport. So it's me
Speaker 6: and the two finalists, and I then have to choose
Speaker 6: a winner of who I'd like to go on.
Speaker 1: A holiday with, and you chose somebody.
Speaker 6: I chose someone, and they sent us up to Early Beat.
Speaker 1: And did you ever see him again?
Speaker 6: We're married, we've been together eight years, married for three years,
Speaker 6: and we have two children.
Speaker 1: Kiss bang love.
Speaker 2: In that older love that Chelsea. We're going to send
Speaker 2: you a neutrible at flip from Neutrable at the number
Speaker 2: one personal blender brand in the world. Let's really quickly
Speaker 2: chat with Jane as well.
Speaker 1: Hi Janney, Janey, you were on you were on the
Speaker 1: old school Perfect Match.
Speaker 8: I certainly was.
Speaker 1: So was it in the Greg Evans incarnation or the
Speaker 1: Cameron Daddo.
Speaker 8: It was Cameron Daddo, And I wish that I'd won
Speaker 8: Cameron Dado and not the fellow that actually picked me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you were one of the three women and
Speaker 1: the contestant was the guy and he chose you.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, And then.
Speaker 1: Did you have to go to Did you have to
Speaker 1: go on a holiday with him as a total stranger.
Speaker 8: No, he was actually in those days they sometimes had
Speaker 8: so called stars that would come on, so he was
Speaker 8: supposed to be a star on TV. We didn't know, well,
Speaker 8: I don't even know who he was now. He was
Speaker 8: on the Don Lane Show. He used to present products,
Speaker 8: but he always used to muck it up when he
Speaker 8: was presenting. He dropped them and he was clumsy and
Speaker 8: he was meant to be a bit of a laugh
Speaker 8: on the Don Lane Show. So we only went out
Speaker 8: for dinner, but it was a nightmare, absolute nightmare. Well,
Speaker 8: he ended up. He was rude to me. The producers
Speaker 8: of the show said, look, because they were filming the
Speaker 8: dinner and everything.
Speaker 7: Got mucked up.
Speaker 8: I was supposed to steal water on him, which I did.
Speaker 8: He got very cranky with me. He was taking phone
Speaker 8: calls and not talking to me and we just had
Speaker 8: the end of the dinner. We walked out and there
Speaker 8: was no cars like we just said, I didn't say.
Speaker 2: Goodbye to it.
Speaker 8: It was just like it was just horrible.
Speaker 1: What did It was almost like a scripted episode and
Speaker 1: you were like an actress in it, but you didn't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 8: I didn't know that. And then even even the waiters
Speaker 8: and waitresses I think were plants because they would, you know,
Speaker 8: get the meals mixed up and the whole the whole dinner.
Speaker 8: Everything was just a nightmare. And I remember I came
Speaker 8: home and I, you know, told me, said, how did
Speaker 8: it go?
Speaker 5: How did it go?
Speaker 8: And I said, well, for a start, he was gay.
Speaker 8: He should have had a.
Speaker 2: Savage show. Baby, sure is.
Speaker 1: The Chrisy Swan shows, the Creasy Swan Show. I love
Speaker 1: this competition.
Speaker 2: Disney Cruise Line now sailing from Australia.
Speaker 1: Chrissy and Jack's boy said, he was so exciting. When
Speaker 1: you turn up to the docks with your passport. You
Speaker 1: need a passport of.
Speaker 2: Course, because you don't into international waters.
Speaker 1: Correct. And I just want to mention again, there is
Speaker 1: at all you can eat no holes barred soft served machine.
Speaker 2: Al Right, yeah, we want that, we need that. That
Speaker 2: would be really handy to have in the cinema when
Speaker 2: you're going to see Moana too.
Speaker 1: That is very true. In fact, they've got on these
Speaker 1: Disney cruises. They're just crawling with characters like you. Just
Speaker 1: you know, you go to the toilet and you know
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse is washing his hands. Foresure Moana is going
Speaker 1: to be on this absolutely to commemorate Mowana too.
Speaker 2: In cinema is November twenty eight. You don't want to
Speaker 2: miss that.
Speaker 1: Hallo Olivia. Hello, you are going to be playing alongside Jack.
Speaker 1: This is how it's going to work. I've got my
Speaker 1: own player. Hello, Mandy, Hello, how are you riding? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's so good. Best of luck to both of you ladies.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a crack at these questions yourself. Am
Speaker 1: I stepping on your toes quiz Master Tom, No, please
Speaker 1: go well, you are going to have a crack at
Speaker 1: these questions yourself. But if you you know, got no idea,
Speaker 1: If you draw a blank, you just ask your friendly
Speaker 1: question partner. It's me for you, Mandy, and it's Jack
Speaker 1: for you a little.
Speaker 2: We smashed this yesterday, We're going to smash it again today.
Speaker 7: Let's go Jack.
Speaker 2: All right, Tom, do you want to? All right?
Speaker 3: Question one? I'm nervous, what happens when Pinocchio tells a.
Speaker 2: Lie Olivia Mandy, Olivia broke correct. Yes, my girl.
Speaker 3: Okay, Mandy, you need to answer this. Stay in the game, Mandy.
Speaker 1: You've got to say Mandy really quick.
Speaker 3: In Mawana, the character Maui is a what Mandy?
Speaker 2: Mandy?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: What is he? Bird? Let's go.
Speaker 1: Alright, It's even a line in his lyric.
Speaker 2: Question number three. This is for the win for either
Speaker 2: of you, for you to be our carry over champion tomorrow,
Speaker 2: much like Live was today? Okay?
Speaker 3: Who was experiment six to six?
Speaker 1: Mandy? Mandy?
Speaker 8: Christy help on this one.
Speaker 1: Well, look, I actually know the answer to this because
Speaker 1: my kids loved this film. It's Stitch from Lelo and Stick.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Crissy Man. We will meet you back here tomorrow
Speaker 1: for another round a bug to the Why are is
Speaker 1: what you say? The Christy Swan Show, we're checking in
Speaker 1: on some homework.
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Speaker 1: Chrissy's cliche, we're all like out of time because of
Speaker 1: those technical difficulties, but I do want to have her
Speaker 1: off a Luscan Dalay. Pregnancy. Giselle Bunchin has revealed that
Speaker 1: she is expecting another baby, a new baby, not with
Speaker 1: her ex Tom Brady, but with her personal trainer, And
Speaker 1: it just makes so much sense to me. It's the
Speaker 1: dancing with the stars kind of you know. It's like
Speaker 1: you're getting hot and sweaty with someone you think let's
Speaker 1: just go the whole way.
Speaker 2: Do you think the pheromones just have something to do
Speaker 2: with that when in those scenario its like, is that
Speaker 2: what it is?
Speaker 1: I think it is. And also the boundaries against physical
Speaker 1: intimacy are broken down in both of those situations. You've
Speaker 1: got to be thrown around like a ragg dole on
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars by somebody hot and fit, and
Speaker 1: a personal trainer has to touch you on your tummy
Speaker 1: and you're busy, well maybe not your busies, but you know,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. They've got to correct your posture.
Speaker 2: And the respect has to be there quite quickly. Exactly
Speaker 2: have we done a welfare check on Tom?
Speaker 1: Well, she told him ahead of the ahead of the news.
Speaker 1: So I think that's respectful, don't you that's respectful.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should throw another roast for him because he
Speaker 2: seemed to really have loved art.
Speaker 1: Oh, he can't attend because he's weeping in the corner
Speaker 1: the Chrissy Swan show. Hi there, I've got a bit
Speaker 1: of show and Tell for you, Jack that I forgot
Speaker 1: to show you before the show.
Speaker 2: I loved Show and Tell in school.
Speaker 1: I know me too, as I as I said, I
Speaker 1: had to pop past. Came out to pick up some
Speaker 1: stuff for my client Peg, also known as my daughter.
Speaker 1: She's got a few bits and bobs for her Halloween list,
Speaker 1: and all the Christmas stuff is in store. Okay, And
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know if it's confirmed or what,
Speaker 1: because remember last year we did a show on Christmas Day, Yes,
Speaker 1: and it was amazing. I loved it because you know,
Speaker 1: Christmas is my time to shine.
Speaker 2: It sure is. I believe that he's happening Swan. I
Speaker 2: think our boss Sarah would let me confirm that.
Speaker 1: Well, have I got the right outfit for the day?
Speaker 2: Oh, she's already set. Oh mama clause it's like a.
Speaker 1: Little dress with Santa thinks it.
Speaker 2: It's a Missus Claus belt dress and the belt is
Speaker 2: giving like Gucci. It's a gold sequence.
Speaker 1: And it's got like lolly buttons.
Speaker 2: So nom.
Speaker 1: If our boss is listening, if you're thinking about giving
Speaker 1: us the Christmas Day show, you have to now because
Speaker 1: I spent twenty five dollars on came out dress for it.
Speaker 2: I love it sway so cute. Hey, it's basically Christmas
Speaker 2: here on the Christy Swan Show today. Because in Chrissy's
Speaker 2: Quizzy Next, we have your invites to see the kid
Speaker 2: le Roy live in Nova's Red Room. If you've never
Speaker 2: been to a Red room, you don't want to miss this. Also,
Speaker 2: beffore four, we're gonna be talking about that block scandal.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's give
Speaker 1: away these unbelievable red room tickets. Chrissy is cuzzy. I
Speaker 1: seem to have had a brain fart there. The word
Speaker 1: ticket came out of my mouth and I meant invitation.
Speaker 2: Tom's eye is twitching.
Speaker 1: It's how nuts is it that they're the rules? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Rules are the rules? Hello?
Speaker 2: Lee?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 1: How exciting would it be to be front and center
Speaker 1: in a very private and intimate Nova Red Room.
Speaker 7: With the kid l ROI it would be so good.
Speaker 6: I couldn't think of anything better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'd be great.
Speaker 2: And Lee, the reason we can't call them tickets is
Speaker 2: because money literally can't buy you these invites. Only we
Speaker 2: can give you these.
Speaker 6: That's so good.
Speaker 2: Everyone loves something exclusive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly right. Not not unlike the bum bag
Speaker 1: that it will travel to you in. Hello Katie Kate, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: who would you take with you? If you've got this
Speaker 1: very exclusive invite.
Speaker 2: I'd have to take my husband.
Speaker 1: Is he a big fan?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: I mean who isn't? Really? Let's get cracking.
Speaker 4: What is.
Speaker 1: Your names? Are your buzzeres? It's the best of five.
Speaker 1: Being the first person to get three ounce of the
Speaker 1: cret wins the game. We'll walk away with money can't
Speaker 1: buy Chrisy's Sancho bumbag, But more importantly, an invitation to
Speaker 1: see the kid Lroi and Nova's read in question number one,
Speaker 1: what is the kid ler Roy's real name? Yes, Lee
Speaker 1: cheltim correct. I love that name.
Speaker 2: Charlton's a great name.
Speaker 1: Question number two in the medical field, what does an
Speaker 1: IV stand for? Intravens? Yeah, intravenus. That's it. I can
Speaker 1: hear like weird maniacal giggling in the background. Is that
Speaker 1: does anybody own that?
Speaker 2: It's not meaning?
Speaker 8: Probably it's my daughter dragging a straw through a cup.
Speaker 2: That sound is brutal. How do you sit in the
Speaker 2: car with that?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, she's two in my nine year old.
Speaker 1: And you know she's she's She's got her attention sorted,
Speaker 1: So let's just keep on crack.
Speaker 2: Question number three.
Speaker 1: Eleven years ago. Today, this song the Monster was dropped
Speaker 1: a great.
Speaker 4: Song name one of the two artists involved Lee, It
Speaker 4: is Rihanna would have accepted eminem question number four.
Speaker 2: For the wind This question is Lee.
Speaker 1: Which two colors would I mix to make green? Lee?
Speaker 2: Yellow?
Speaker 1: And correct? You are going it was the Lucky straw.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 2: That's so good. Those invites are on their way.
Speaker 1: The Crispy Swan Show, we're asking you did the renovation
Speaker 1: break you? This is what happens.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: People often renovate their house, a big one, you know,
Speaker 1: big reno, and then it's either over or they swear
Speaker 1: black and blue that they would never do it again.
Speaker 1: Scandal on the block. Kylie and Brad have found themselves
Speaker 1: in a bizarre love triangle with Mimi. Now, if you're
Speaker 1: not watching the show, that's okay. You can still follow along.
Speaker 2: Yes, And if you are watching the show and you
Speaker 2: need a refresher, Kylie is the one novelty hair as
Speaker 2: you would say, Chris.
Speaker 1: Yes, novelty hair. Anyway, her and her husband Brad, they've
Speaker 1: hit very stormy waters. It could be over because of
Speaker 1: something that occurred on set with Mimi, who's also married. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still very seventies, isn't it.
Speaker 2: And whilst this happened, Mimi's partner was asleep in his
Speaker 2: house and Brad was digging holes in his backyard. Ylie
Speaker 2: Kylie had fallen asleep on the balcony and Mimi was
Speaker 2: just there chatting to.
Speaker 1: Brad, which I think sounds fine. Anyway, something has happened
Speaker 1: and the producers have asked Brad to elaborate.
Speaker 9: Can you tell me what happened on Saturday night? Saturday night?
Speaker 9: It says some pretty inappropriate comments I was flirting with Mimi.
Speaker 9: Kylie overheard them, and very understandably she's quite upset.
Speaker 1: I mean quite understand that. We didn't really get the full,
Speaker 1: you know, gist of what he was saying. When he
Speaker 1: talks like that, you can imagine it sounds very very bad.
Speaker 1: But all he said, according to him, was something about
Speaker 1: catching her if she fell like she would be able
Speaker 1: to do that, and look something about an only fans account,
Speaker 1: which I think is what Kylie is upset about. He said,
Speaker 1: if Mimi had an only fans account, he would follow her,
Speaker 1: and just as I'm saying it now, that sounds very
Speaker 1: very bad.
Speaker 2: And when you hear Kylie, say, tell her mum what
Speaker 2: he says, it does sound more sinisar.
Speaker 1: Listen to her mum's reaction blurting plus talking really inappropriately.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you know, I'd follow your only fans.
Speaker 1: You're joking. I mean, is there anything that you've ever
Speaker 1: said to Wendy that made it go? You're joking?
Speaker 2: Mate? When she asks me what I did on the
Speaker 2: weekend thirteen.
Speaker 1: Twenty four to ten, it is splitsville for these two
Speaker 1: at the moment.
Speaker 2: Did the reno ruin your relationship? We want to hear.
Speaker 1: From you, and I think what happens is little by little, little,
Speaker 1: every small decision. What color is the grout, what handles
Speaker 1: are we choosing? Are we having a rump us room?
Speaker 1: Do we do soft closed doors? Little by little, your
Speaker 1: patience is worn down and your love for the other person,
Speaker 1: that's what happens away. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My favorite part of this and the way the article reads.
Speaker 2: Kylie actually leaves, dumping her block, car, phone and boots
Speaker 2: at an Aludi car park and presumably be making her
Speaker 2: way to the airport to fly home to cans.
Speaker 1: I hope she got some of that good hommeits for
Speaker 1: the plane ride.
Speaker 2: The Crazy Stwe Show, did the reno ruin your relationship
Speaker 2: just for getting on air with your story. We're going
Speaker 2: to give you a nutribullet flip.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're going to love it so much.
Speaker 2: Now last time us yours.
Speaker 1: Yet by the way I have, mate, I make it
Speaker 1: and then you leave it in there and you take
Speaker 1: it a work.
Speaker 2: I know you're drinking now.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that the nutrible bullet flip would have
Speaker 1: helped Brad and Kyley, but it might have.
Speaker 2: May have.
Speaker 1: They have really lost it, and I think it's through
Speaker 1: the stress of a renovation. Yes it's on television, Yes
Speaker 1: Scott Cam's involved, whatever, but it's the renovation that is
Speaker 1: causing this rift.
Speaker 2: I think, do you reckon the random made Brad say
Speaker 2: I would follow you on only fans if you had one?
Speaker 1: Mimi, is that very bad?
Speaker 2: We're not as outraged as most are.
Speaker 1: Is that really that bad?
Speaker 2: I mean, look, if you were if you had a
Speaker 2: loving husband and he said that to another woman, Look,
Speaker 2: you probably wouldn't be outright, but you should be, like
Speaker 2: if you were.
Speaker 1: It's a difference. If your husband's opened about doing only fans,
Speaker 1: obviously that's okay with you for following or whatever. You
Speaker 1: do with it. But who cares who it is?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but.
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm very high, free and easy.
Speaker 2: Obviously when Mimi when sorry, Kylie found this out and
Speaker 2: she legged it to the airport to get on JQF
Speaker 2: one back to Canns. Yeah, she did leave a video message.
Speaker 2: Now you think this is too sad.
Speaker 1: I think it's too sad to play, but your dark
Speaker 1: heart insists.
Speaker 2: Pu's a cherry on the cake for me.
Speaker 1: All right, So I'm saying goodbye.
Speaker 3: I can't be on national television.
Speaker 1: With having my marriage breaking down.
Speaker 9: I'm going home and I can't say I'll be returning.
Speaker 10: You can talk to Brad about.
Speaker 1: The details, but unfortunately I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't need to always be made out to be
Speaker 2: crabby and the bad guy anymore.
Speaker 10: Thank you for the opportunity, and I'm sorry goudn't stand
Speaker 10: to me.
Speaker 2: And I'm just so strong enough anymore.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, love me. Why are you laughing? You are
Speaker 1: so awful.
Speaker 2: I'm not laughing.
Speaker 1: They are at the end of their tether. Brad is
Speaker 1: like doing pieces to camera. He looks dead inside. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know even what he's done. He's up in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night digging holes in a house in
Speaker 1: I mean, my god, could it be any the worse renovations, though,
Speaker 1: really put incredible strain on relationships. And I know several
Speaker 1: people that have renovated the house, cut the ribbon and
Speaker 1: then within about a month cut all ties with their partner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and lucky the house was renovated because it was on
Speaker 1: the market a month later. Fifty to fifty Hello, Julie.
Speaker 7: Oh, hello you guys. You lovely people.
Speaker 1: Something jewels I have.
Speaker 7: I actually pardon the pun, but I have flipped this
Speaker 7: around this tory, and that is second marriage. First marriage
Speaker 7: did the full renovation thing that didn't work out. No,
Speaker 7: But this time around we denar it over do we buy,
Speaker 7: do we knock down, do we renovate? Do we do this?
Speaker 7: And you know, we're a bit older, and in the
Speaker 7: end decided for the sake of keeping this second marriage
Speaker 7: together that we would buy something fully renovated so we
Speaker 7: didn't have to go through the right.
Speaker 1: So it is a thing, isn't it. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And Julie, you're a block fan. What do you
Speaker 2: make of what Brad said? Do you think it's that bad?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 7: The connotation to only fans is always not a good thing.
Speaker 7: So maybe maybe it just didn't go down well. So
Speaker 7: people think of all sorts of things when you say
Speaker 7: those words. So true, Yeah, maybe maybe it was innocent,
Speaker 7: but you know, just saying it is probably damaging enough,
Speaker 7: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 1: But also it's like, you know, I think only fans.
Speaker 1: You know, if you follow anyone on only fans, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who. It's not the best thing in the world.
Speaker 2: No relations It's maybe just another level when you know them. Thought, Yeah, Julie,
Speaker 2: we're gonna we're going to send you a nutrable at
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Speaker 2: in the world's bill.
Speaker 1: Hello, Belly, what's your stir of Billy?
Speaker 10: So it wasn't me, It was the next one. I
Speaker 10: was about ten years ago they started renovating. It was
Speaker 10: just a kitchen runner. It wasn't ever huge, and yeah,
Speaker 10: ended up in massive arguments every night. They split, ended
Speaker 10: up in a really bad divorce, and then the husband.
Speaker 10: We woke up at about six in the morning one
Speaker 10: Saturday morning and the husband was driving the Balldazer through
Speaker 10: the helm.
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Speaker 2: See I reckon Kristen could catch Dax following someone she
Speaker 2: knows on OnlyFans and she'd be cool with it.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I mean? Is it that fall? I
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Speaker 1: block scandal that we were just talking about, how he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: i'd follow you on on only fans that wouldn't even
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