WEBVTT - Is This The Most Unfortunate Name For A Child Ever? 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.840 We got get you the morning every day Adelaides. 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:08.840 All, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to podcast. 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:13.080 First of all, great decision unless your name is Semen. 0:00:13.080 --> 0:00:15.120 And that was an error by mum and dad, wasn't it. 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:16.000 Oh? 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:17.160 How's that going? High school? 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:17.480 Nick? 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:17.920 Minute? 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.160 You move to a country where your son's name takes 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:22.480 on a whole different meaning. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:23.520 Yeah, that's happened. 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:26.560 A three year old changed countries, English speaking country and 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:29.200 they've had to change the little fellow's name from Semen 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:32.400 to something else, Because I mean, I can't imagine what 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.960 sort of nicknames you get at school, but I'm assuming there's. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.320 Some, probably something like the swimmer. 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:39.640 What do you mean. 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:41.960 How your text? 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:45.040 Potato code word is coming up very shortly as well? 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.400 But let's find out what they indeed, changed Seaman's name to. 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:51.640 Jody as name. Happy with it my name? Yeah? 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:51.880 Yeah? 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:52.159 I think so? 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:53.120 It's really. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.720 Wow. Well, Andrew, you've pumped with that? 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.440 Good? No, not at all. I don't like Andrew at all? 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:01.840 Is that why you run by Hazy? 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:04.120 The combination of two of a girl's name and a 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:07.920 boy's name an and Drew just whack him together. No, 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.360 I don't like Andrew, and I was almost apparently for 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:12.920 a second, going to be called Hamish. Really, Mum and 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:15.840 Dad went in a different direction, a really really different direction. 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:16.880 God, you could have. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:19.600 Been one of the highest profile blokes in the AFL. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.600 What do you well, Hamish McLaughlin. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.760 Oh, Hamish mcglochan. I thought you saw went Hamish Hartlett. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:29.520 I was like, I was a big Hammit fan. Not 0:01:29.560 --> 0:01:32.000 as bad as a lady who's just moved to an 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.960 English speaking country and has had to change the name 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.280 of her three year old son due to its English translation. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:45.320 Son's name, Yeah, you guessed it, seaman. His name is 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.120 Semen and obviously in her country it means all sorts 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:49.920 of different things. But when you get to the English 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:54.480 speaking countries, I mean I just in fact, let's do it. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:56.480 Let's go one for one. What would his nicknames be 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:59.640 at high school? No, that's not doing that, but texta 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:02.800 throw oh for double O nine night. What do you 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.960 think he's future nicknames at high school could be? 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.800 Do you even think about that? 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:10.000 It's really really tough stuff. The mum looked up similar 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:14.079 names in English, including Simon, Simeon, and Sam, but they're 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.480 not okay for different reasons, and she said Simon is 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.040 not okay for me because this name does not suit him. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:22.200 He's very much a seaman type operator. I know she 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:22.840 didn't say that. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:25.320 I had it in that quote. 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:31.000 Some people suggested online maybe Sebastian, Stephan or Steven are 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:31.919 good variants as well. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:33.000 So there's definitely options. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:34.120 Yeah, there certainly is. 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:36.760 Yeah, what about in twenty twenty two as well? I 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.960 don't think Paul Young siemens alone with some of the 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:42.639 names that are registered by the official birth registries and 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.200 all those types of things. Yeah, for boys, and this 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:48.360 is genuine there's little there's little babies getting around with 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.760 these names at the moment. For boys, you've got dick 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:56.119 and also a noose. I'm pretty sure that's how it's pronounced, 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.440 a noose. It's a n o us a noose. And 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:06.120 for girls, the kicker for me was Virginica. There's a 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:07.799 little baby Vaginica out there. 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.560 Wait, so there is a classroom where the teachers yelling 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:15.320 out roll every morning. It's like, Dick present, noose present, 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.440 virgin semen here? 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.360 Where is Vaginica semen coming? 0:03:23.440 --> 0:03:25.079 All right, your bunch of swifties. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:26.880 If you've been hanging out and just trying to find 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.640 out exactly what the code were today is for text 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:32.520 for tat it is blood. 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:36.960 Can you remember that film clip when for Bad Blood, when. 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.840 She actually teamed up with all her supermodel besties and 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:42.320 they put together like a film clip to have. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.160 Who was she eating a few with Katie Perry? Was 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:44.720 Katie Pepy? 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:44.880 Right? 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.120 It'd be like what gg he did in all those Yeah? Yeah, 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.000 the real top shelf type operators. 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:52.920 Yeah, it was the biggest flex. It was like, look 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:57.400 at how hot and beautiful my friends are, Katie. That'll 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.480 teach you to steal my backup dances. That's what happened. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:01.440 Yeah, thanks really? 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.440 Yeah? Yeah, so she Katie went on tour and was 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.960 like poached all of Taylor's backup dances. 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:08.040 So that's where that all started. 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.120 Oh my gosh, it's a different world, isn't it. 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:11.440 I hope I'm not making that up. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:16.000 So consider it was South conviction. I believed you. I 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:19.080 believe anything, all right. Code word is blood? Texta through 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:21.039 for double one nine nine one nine to get yourself 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:23.360 on the standbar list for text for ta tape. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:25.600 What if you can book your hotel now and choose 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:26.720 to pay when you get there? 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.840 With thousands of flexible booking options in select days, you're 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.960 only what if away from your next holiday. 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.760 Look on the what if? What if it's dozzy for travel. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:37.600 Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide. 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:41.560 In reading news, what's the news today? 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.520 Snooze news? 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:47.360 Information can be so overwhelming on the internet. Em all right, 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.880 So this is where we break down the top stories 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:49.719 that you need to know this morning. 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.560 Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom. First up. 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:52.560 Good morning. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:55.840 So it looks like this teacher's strike is going to continue. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.560 Teachers public school teachers looking at striking again either in 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:03.320 week nine, so halfway through December. 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.080 Awesome, They will. 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:07.680 Look at doing early next year. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.919 Essentially, they've put another offer on the table with the 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:13.440 state government. I think they're asking for a six percent 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.480 pay rise. They had been asking for an eight percent, 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:19.440 but the state government say it's not viable. So yeah, 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:22.520 that's ongoing. The state government will have until December first 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.040 to come back to them with an offer. If they 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:28.680 accept it, happy days. If not, we're in for another strike, 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:32.919 another strike. And look, I again, I'm very transparent on this. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:36.440 I think teachers deserve all the best paying conditions in 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:36.880 the world. 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.839 However, last week. We had a strike day on the Thursday, 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:40.719 and then the Monday was. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:41.640 A pupil free day. 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:45.799 It's taxing on parents who are trying to juggle work 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:46.680 and kids. 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.520 So she parents who have no idea what they're doing. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:50.360 Yeah, like you guilty. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.520 I had looked after my niece and nephew last week 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:55.480 because my sister couldn't get out of work. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:59.520 She had auditing and stuff happening. So it's affecting everyone. Yes, 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.599 the auntie isn't the auntie. Oh, Auntie Auntie abs? 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.279 Auntie abs? How steep the fun one? 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:06.479 How strict do you reckon? She'd be? 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:07.960 I am the fun one? Thank you? 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:10.520 Ice cream for breakfast? We get ice cream for breakfast. 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:13.000 Sometimes gets the ice cream for breakfast. And dad's in charge. 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.560 Yeah yeah, yeah, he doesn't have the discipline or structure 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:16.000 to change it. 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:16.680 Well that's it. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.320 You hand them back, you walk out of the door and 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:19.800 go see you. Yeah, they were great, and then there 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:21.400 were little poop heads for them. 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:24.440 I get Auntie abs as fun, but dads sometimes, like 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:26.120 when I get home last night, the kids are still 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.200 running aroundt nine o'clock at night and he's tickling them 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:29.240 on the laundry and four, and. 0:06:29.160 --> 0:06:30.720 I'm like, is there any chance the four year old 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:31.160 could go to bed? 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.159 I just a thought. 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.520 Yeah, I love chucking them on the bed as well 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:35.440 about nine o'clock. 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:40.360 Really am just like this, Sorry for the who wants 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:40.880 to go to bed? 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:41.599 Pull bag. 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:45.080 Bod you. 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:46.080 That's me, isn't it? 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.479 And the Matildas are most definitely the team of twenty 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.000 twenty three, and now they are the word of twenty 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.800 twenty three. So obviously they captured the heart of the 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.320 nation when with their performance at the FIFA World Cup. 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:59.839 Even though they came forth, it was still just a juggernaut, 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:01.159 isn't it. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:04.440 Just ridiculous, like in terms of viewership as well, records, 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:07.800 all sorts of things, just fun to watch and a 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.120 really likable team. 0:07:09.240 --> 0:07:11.920 Yeah, such a likable team and a whole host of 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:14.040 players that you probably wouldn't have known their names at 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:15.800 the start of the year and now their household names, 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:20.000 which is so awesome. So each year the Australian National 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.520 Dictionary Center put that on your bucket list to visit 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:24.960 selects a word or expression that is gaining prominence in 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:26.880 the national landscape over the past twelve months, and the 0:07:26.920 --> 0:07:29.800 Matilda's are I wonder if the Tilly's probably close second. 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:33.600 Yeah, crazy Christians party as well at the Australian National 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:34.800 is It Dictionary Center? 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.520 Mate? Do they play word or do they play word 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.320 or I'm all right. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.520 And last to step up from last year though apparently 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:42.840 last year's word was iso. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.520 Yeah, a step up. This is much more refreshing, isn't it? 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:46.840 Thought? 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.520 I thought it was tel from the election. 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:51.160 God, we're getting our we're getting our words mixed up 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:52.720 from the Australian National Dictionary Center. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.440 Must get them on the line. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.240 Finally as well, they're going a big oal sleep study. 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:00.840 Love a good study. Want they find from this? 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:05.040 And the experts have recommended that you get seven hours 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.960 of sleep every night. Oh yeah, that'd be nice, won't 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.600 it would? It'd be nice every night to get seven 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:12.480 hours of sleep. 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.320 I think most people would, wouldn't they would? Would they 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:16.360 seven hours? 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:16.640 No? 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:19.800 Mate, that's something from about like I just say, if 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:20.640 you go to bed at. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.840 Ten, you're in seven hours of sleep, probably because I 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:25.720 roll in here a quarter to six. I'm clearly so 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:27.760 while we're here working away, you're sleeping. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:29.840 Wow, you're just snoozing. 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:33.240 Oh mate, I'm trying to preserve myself so I can 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:35.640 stay around this joint for a long time to come 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.400 or would you rather come in at five o'clock and 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:39.360 burn myself out? 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:40.240 What do you want from me? 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:40.480 Why? 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:41.760 Why are you late? 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:45.720 I'm trying to preserve myself. Oh my god, because. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:46.840 I got to get my seven hours in. 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.400 Well, next year it's going to be hazy and abby everybody. 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.480 I at a four week old on one side and 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:53.160 a three year old in the middle of the bed 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.600 who's constantly I reckon my three year old has football 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.760 dreams because she's constantly punting me in the head. 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.520 In the middle of the No, she just doesn't like you. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:01.640 Pretend she's asleep. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.560 Seven hours is a lot. I'm struggling to get I 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:05.400 get about six. 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.679 But that's because normal people who don't do breakfast radio, right, 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:10.640 that's going a bit at ten and getting up at five. 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:12.880 Yeah, that's Wouldn't most people get that? 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:13.440 You think so? 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.640 But then streaming services and everything else that happens in 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:17.720 the middle of the night, you're so awake. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:18.839 Do you know what I mean? 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.520 Not everyone has insom near at two o'clock, mate, No, 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:23.280 not everyone gets to two ams. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:26.280 The internet can be a very, very dangerous thing. Anyway, 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:31.840 that's your post snooze news. These six fifteen vending machine 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.240 quiz how works. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.040 We've got three questions for you. You just have to get 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:37.480 the third one right to have. 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:39.200 A crack out of the veding machine, which is jam 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:40.199 packed full of prizes. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.600 We're talking val Adelaide five hundred Friday After. 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:44.880 Concert Series Diggers Family. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.560 Passes to the out of like thirty six is an 0:09:46.600 --> 0:09:50.600 Amazon alixa Echo smart pop speaker waiting for the ding 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.200 tickets to Cheese Fest as well Earthplace Studios. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:57.640 About that, Let's go to Layla from Parry Hills. 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.640 Good morning, Laila Money. How are you? 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:03.560 I'm okay, I'm better now. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.720 Did we speak to you the other day? No, I've 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:08.720 never called before. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:12.480 Yeah, right, okay, cool, just me keeping tabs? 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:13.560 What's going on? What's going on? 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:14.040 Later? What? What? 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:15.000 What happened before? 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.360 As in why I'm feeling better? 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.400 Yes, I. 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:25.360 Had a really bad birthday on Monday. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.920 No, dare we ask why it was bad? 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:29.360 Laylor? 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:33.120 It's really bad. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:34.320 I had to put my dog down. 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:38.640 No, I'm so sorry. 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:41.120 It's okay. 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:42.240 Every day it's better. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:45.440 Yeah, it's the worst thing about dogs. I don't live forever. 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.920 Yeah, I have never lost a dog, so I can't 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.360 imagine how you're feeling at the moment, Layla, But I'm 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:52.080 so sorry. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.079 Let's get you right back into a good spot. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:11:00.520 Laylor's when your prize? Please? In which language does billis mean? 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:01.400 Very beautiful? 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:09.840 Italian beans? Witty? Is anyone being to wittly? 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:11.400 No? 0:11:11.400 --> 0:11:15.960 No, I have to go. Yeah, I've been to BALI 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:17.840 is that it's close? 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:18.480 So cool? 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:19.800 I'm so uncultured. 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.680 Okay, I really want to win a prize this point. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.080 You watch what TV show? Is this theme song for. 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.600 Dan Steve and nearly years and started? 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:39.720 Yeah, okay, let's get you through this one, and then 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:41.520 you have a crack of the vending Machine, which actor 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:43.560 was named as the sexiest man of the Year in 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:44.680 twenty twenty three. 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:50.560 Come on, Laila, Oh no, he's starting grays. 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:54.800 Oh no, I've never watched. 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.240 Can I get the nickname of the actor? 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:00.359 Is that dream? 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:00.719 Yeah? 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.320 We're taking it? Sorry, I get it now, the whole 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:06.440 you know, make anything I didn't I didn't get it 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:07.359 before you. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:13.400 Come on, Yesie Dreamy Patrick Dempsey, he's one and the 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:16.880 same entity as producer m looks very disappointed in me 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:17.800 for saying that's. 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.400 Okay, I don't care. I need a letter between A 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:21.600 and C please. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.880 See see yep and the number between two and six 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:38.040 three C three. Come on, vendue machine, come on all right, Blaylor. 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.280 I don't let it be the chips. Don't let it 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.719 be the chips. We've come this far. Oh you want 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:46.600 a family past with the Adelaide. Thirty six is this week? Yes? 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.880 Oh cool, very nice, very nice. 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.960 Enjoy sold out last game as well, so the atmosphere 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:54.679 at the end time seven thirty six is play is 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:55.199 just the best. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:56.920 It's elite, isn't it. Don't miss the new look. 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.480 Thirty six is on Friday November seen taking in the 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:02.640 Southeast Phoenix at the Entertainment Center. It's the hottesticking in town. 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:06.520 Tickets from ticket TECs. Well done, Layla, thank you, thank you, 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.760 Hey Hazy. Sometimes your high school years can come back 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.600 to haunt you. There's no question about that. The things 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:16.400 you did as a teenager can resurface later in life. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:20.160 And that is exactly what happened to my husband Greg 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:23.960 this week when we went to our daughter's year seven 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:25.720 orientation for high school. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:29.040 Criminal knew it, absolutely knew it, but it got what 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:30.199 Because he was a minor. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:35.760 So, as it turns out, he went to the same 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.080 school that she's going to, which we did because it 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.280 was a fantastic school. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.440 However, he was a horrible student. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:45.560 So in about all year ten he realized that he 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.520 was going to go and play ice hockey in Canada. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:51.560 So he just completely and utterly checked out. Didn't do 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:57.360 any homework, didn't complete any assignments, was completely disruptive in class. 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.080 It is amazing that that man went on to do 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.600 anything with his life given his behavior in high school. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:04.480 Yeah, given it was that long ago as well, they've 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:05.840 still got long memories at the. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:06.840 School, don't they. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.480 So we walk into the orientation the other night. It's 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:14.360 in an auditorium. There's probably, oh, I reckon, two hundred 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:17.880 to two hundred and fifty new parents there whose. 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.440 Kids are all starting at high school. 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.720 So we walk past the teachers and some of them 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.600 heckle him a little bit, and I was like, oh God, 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.320 here we go. Anyway, So we settle in and they're 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.040 doing their speeches and they're talking about different types of 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.360 learning and all that sort of stuff. And then one 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:34.360 of the teachers get up to the lectern and he 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:38.200 gives it this one so good to see some old 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:41.440 scholars here, some of which still owe me a year 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.560 ten religion assignment. I won't mention any names, but I'm 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:54.240 looking at you, Gregotti. Two hundred people start absolutely weaning 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.560 themselves with laughter, and I'm sitting there going bright red, 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.640 just thinking, oh my lord, you're an absolute disgrace and 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:02.200 an embarrassment. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.400 And good luck Peyton in year seven. Your dad has 0:15:04.440 --> 0:15:05.760 set the above very. 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:09.040 Very low, and greg that's why you're going to hell 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:11.400 in your religion assignments. 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:15.440 For goodness, so Jesus is going to say the pearly Gates, mate, 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:16.840 where do you general. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:18.560 Entry? 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:19.480 Quite? 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:22.320 What the fork? 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:24.600 Love? 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.440 This segment ever looked at anything and thought what the 0:15:27.480 --> 0:15:29.240 fork is that about? And it's born, of course, out 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.240 of the fact that Abbey from the newsroom used to 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:34.120 steal all the hawks from our kitchen, So every time 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:35.600 you've got to eat something, you'd be like, what the 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:36.320 fork were the forks? 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:37.280 It starts with forks. 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:43.760 The next minute's laptops, ye, and it's headphones, stadiums, quarries, cities. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:45.040 When does it stop? 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.320 Abby cars, cars, radio stations. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.320 Countries, jobs. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:53.280 Yeah, wake up with Hazy and Abbey next year. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.760 dearI mate, this what the fork is going to be? 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:03.880 The restaurant audition? 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:04.360 Why? 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.440 Having from the newsroom, so as I do, you know, 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:11.760 really looking at the hard news stories. Yep, And because 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:16.040 my life is a dumpster dating disaster, I'm looking at 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.440 this story. And it was basically this woman who went 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.840 on a date with a guy in the UK and 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:22.880 they go to a pub for lunch. That's what they 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:23.400 decide on. 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:24.400 Great, cool go. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.680 So they sit down and she's sort of looking at 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.000 the menu and she hands it to him and he goes, oh, 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:30.800 I don't need to look at the menu because I'm 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:33.560 just going to eat the food that's left on that table. 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.040 She's sort of, you know what, like, is this kind 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:36.760 of being serious? 0:16:36.880 --> 0:16:37.080 Yeah? 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:41.520 No, there was some sausage and some toast left on 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:45.760 the table next to them, So he started eating that food. 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:46.200 Off that plate. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.120 Hang on, I presume it up and left. 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:50.920 But yeah, so the people it up and left and 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:55.600 there were dirty plates on the table and he's just 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:58.160 reached over and started eating that food. 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:03.040 Yeah, checky's bio. I bet you is an entrepreneur, well opportunist. 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:05.359 You don't get rich by spending money, do you? 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:05.840 So? 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:07.960 Yeah, so she was obviously horrified. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:09.639