Speaker 1: We got get you the morning every day Adelaides.
Speaker 2: All, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to podcast.
Speaker 3: First of all, great decision unless your name is Semen.
Speaker 2: And that was an error by mum and dad, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: How's that going? High school?
Speaker 4: Nick?
Speaker 1: Minute?
Speaker 4: You move to a country where your son's name takes
Speaker 4: on a whole different meaning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's happened.
Speaker 3: A three year old changed countries, English speaking country and
Speaker 3: they've had to change the little fellow's name from Semen
Speaker 3: to something else, Because I mean, I can't imagine what
Speaker 3: sort of nicknames you get at school, but I'm assuming there's.
Speaker 1: Some, probably something like the swimmer.
Speaker 2: What do you mean.
Speaker 1: How your text?
Speaker 4: Potato code word is coming up very shortly as well?
Speaker 5: But let's find out what they indeed, changed Seaman's name to.
Speaker 2: Jody as name. Happy with it my name? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 2: It's really.
Speaker 1: Wow. Well, Andrew, you've pumped with that?
Speaker 2: Good? No, not at all. I don't like Andrew at all?
Speaker 1: Is that why you run by Hazy?
Speaker 3: The combination of two of a girl's name and a
Speaker 3: boy's name an and Drew just whack him together. No,
Speaker 3: I don't like Andrew, and I was almost apparently for
Speaker 3: a second, going to be called Hamish. Really, Mum and
Speaker 3: Dad went in a different direction, a really really different direction.
Speaker 1: God, you could have.
Speaker 4: Been one of the highest profile blokes in the AFL.
Speaker 4: What do you well, Hamish McLaughlin.
Speaker 3: Oh, Hamish mcglochan. I thought you saw went Hamish Hartlett.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was a big Hammit fan. Not
Speaker 3: as bad as a lady who's just moved to an
Speaker 3: English speaking country and has had to change the name
Speaker 3: of her three year old son due to its English translation.
Speaker 3: Son's name, Yeah, you guessed it, seaman. His name is
Speaker 3: Semen and obviously in her country it means all sorts
Speaker 3: of different things. But when you get to the English
Speaker 3: speaking countries, I mean I just in fact, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's go one for one. What would his nicknames be
Speaker 3: at high school? No, that's not doing that, but texta
Speaker 3: throw oh for double O nine night. What do you
Speaker 3: think he's future nicknames at high school could be?
Speaker 1: Do you even think about that?
Speaker 3: It's really really tough stuff. The mum looked up similar
Speaker 3: names in English, including Simon, Simeon, and Sam, but they're
Speaker 3: not okay for different reasons, and she said Simon is
Speaker 3: not okay for me because this name does not suit him.
Speaker 3: He's very much a seaman type operator. I know she
Speaker 3: didn't say that.
Speaker 2: I had it in that quote.
Speaker 3: Some people suggested online maybe Sebastian, Stephan or Steven are
Speaker 3: good variants as well.
Speaker 2: So there's definitely options.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there certainly is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about in twenty twenty two as well? I
Speaker 3: don't think Paul Young siemens alone with some of the
Speaker 3: names that are registered by the official birth registries and
Speaker 3: all those types of things. Yeah, for boys, and this
Speaker 3: is genuine there's little there's little babies getting around with
Speaker 3: these names at the moment. For boys, you've got dick
Speaker 3: and also a noose. I'm pretty sure that's how it's pronounced,
Speaker 3: a noose. It's a n o us a noose. And
Speaker 3: for girls, the kicker for me was Virginica. There's a
Speaker 3: little baby Vaginica out there.
Speaker 4: Wait, so there is a classroom where the teachers yelling
Speaker 4: out roll every morning. It's like, Dick present, noose present,
Speaker 4: virgin semen here?
Speaker 1: Where is Vaginica semen coming?
Speaker 2: All right, your bunch of swifties.
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Speaker 4: Right?
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's a different world, isn't it.
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Speaker 1: Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: In reading news, what's the news today?
Speaker 1: Snooze news?
Speaker 4: Information can be so overwhelming on the internet. Em all right,
Speaker 4: So this is where we break down the top stories
Speaker 4: that you need to know this morning.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom. First up.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 7: So it looks like this teacher's strike is going to continue.
Speaker 7: Teachers public school teachers looking at striking again either in
Speaker 7: week nine, so halfway through December.
Speaker 1: Awesome, They will.
Speaker 6: Look at doing early next year.
Speaker 7: Essentially, they've put another offer on the table with the
Speaker 7: state government. I think they're asking for a six percent
Speaker 7: pay rise. They had been asking for an eight percent,
Speaker 7: but the state government say it's not viable. So yeah,
Speaker 7: that's ongoing. The state government will have until December first
Speaker 7: to come back to them with an offer. If they
Speaker 7: accept it, happy days. If not, we're in for another strike,
Speaker 7: another strike. And look, I again, I'm very transparent on this.
Speaker 7: I think teachers deserve all the best paying conditions in
Speaker 7: the world.
Speaker 4: However, last week. We had a strike day on the Thursday,
Speaker 4: and then the Monday was.
Speaker 1: A pupil free day.
Speaker 4: It's taxing on parents who are trying to juggle work
Speaker 4: and kids.
Speaker 2: So she parents who have no idea what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you guilty.
Speaker 7: I had looked after my niece and nephew last week
Speaker 7: because my sister couldn't get out of work.
Speaker 4: She had auditing and stuff happening. So it's affecting everyone. Yes,
Speaker 4: the auntie isn't the auntie. Oh, Auntie Auntie abs?
Speaker 2: Auntie abs? How steep the fun one?
Speaker 1: How strict do you reckon? She'd be?
Speaker 6: I am the fun one? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Ice cream for breakfast? We get ice cream for breakfast.
Speaker 3: Sometimes gets the ice cream for breakfast. And dad's in charge.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, he doesn't have the discipline or structure
Speaker 2: to change it.
Speaker 1: Well that's it.
Speaker 7: You hand them back, you walk out of the door and
Speaker 7: go see you. Yeah, they were great, and then there
Speaker 7: were little poop heads for them.
Speaker 4: I get Auntie abs as fun, but dads sometimes, like
Speaker 4: when I get home last night, the kids are still
Speaker 4: running aroundt nine o'clock at night and he's tickling them
Speaker 4: on the laundry and four, and.
Speaker 5: I'm like, is there any chance the four year old
Speaker 5: could go to bed?
Speaker 6: I just a thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love chucking them on the bed as well
Speaker 3: about nine o'clock.
Speaker 5: Really am just like this, Sorry for the who wants
Speaker 5: to go to bed?
Speaker 1: Pull bag.
Speaker 6: Bod you.
Speaker 1: That's me, isn't it?
Speaker 4: And the Matildas are most definitely the team of twenty
Speaker 4: twenty three, and now they are the word of twenty
Speaker 4: twenty three. So obviously they captured the heart of the
Speaker 4: nation when with their performance at the FIFA World Cup.
Speaker 4: Even though they came forth, it was still just a juggernaut,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Just ridiculous, like in terms of viewership as well, records,
Speaker 3: all sorts of things, just fun to watch and a
Speaker 3: really likable team.
Speaker 4: Yeah, such a likable team and a whole host of
Speaker 4: players that you probably wouldn't have known their names at
Speaker 4: the start of the year and now their household names,
Speaker 4: which is so awesome. So each year the Australian National
Speaker 4: Dictionary Center put that on your bucket list to visit
Speaker 4: selects a word or expression that is gaining prominence in
Speaker 4: the national landscape over the past twelve months, and the
Speaker 4: Matilda's are I wonder if the Tilly's probably close second.
Speaker 3: Yeah, crazy Christians party as well at the Australian National
Speaker 3: is It Dictionary Center?
Speaker 4: Mate? Do they play word or do they play word
Speaker 4: or I'm all right.
Speaker 7: And last to step up from last year though apparently
Speaker 7: last year's word was iso.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a step up. This is much more refreshing, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Thought?
Speaker 1: I thought it was tel from the election.
Speaker 4: God, we're getting our we're getting our words mixed up
Speaker 4: from the Australian National Dictionary Center.
Speaker 1: Must get them on the line.
Speaker 2: Finally as well, they're going a big oal sleep study.
Speaker 2: Love a good study. Want they find from this?
Speaker 3: And the experts have recommended that you get seven hours
Speaker 3: of sleep every night. Oh yeah, that'd be nice, won't
Speaker 3: it would? It'd be nice every night to get seven
Speaker 3: hours of sleep.
Speaker 1: I think most people would, wouldn't they would? Would they
Speaker 1: seven hours?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Mate, that's something from about like I just say, if
Speaker 5: you go to bed at.
Speaker 3: Ten, you're in seven hours of sleep, probably because I
Speaker 3: roll in here a quarter to six. I'm clearly so
Speaker 3: while we're here working away, you're sleeping.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're just snoozing.
Speaker 4: Oh mate, I'm trying to preserve myself so I can
Speaker 4: stay around this joint for a long time to come
Speaker 4: or would you rather come in at five o'clock and
Speaker 4: burn myself out?
Speaker 1: What do you want from me?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: Why are you late?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to preserve myself. Oh my god, because.
Speaker 2: I got to get my seven hours in.
Speaker 5: Well, next year it's going to be hazy and abby everybody.
Speaker 3: I at a four week old on one side and
Speaker 3: a three year old in the middle of the bed
Speaker 3: who's constantly I reckon my three year old has football
Speaker 3: dreams because she's constantly punting me in the head.
Speaker 6: In the middle of the No, she just doesn't like you.
Speaker 2: Pretend she's asleep.
Speaker 7: Seven hours is a lot. I'm struggling to get I
Speaker 7: get about six.
Speaker 4: But that's because normal people who don't do breakfast radio, right,
Speaker 4: that's going a bit at ten and getting up at five.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Wouldn't most people get that?
Speaker 2: You think so?
Speaker 3: But then streaming services and everything else that happens in
Speaker 3: the middle of the night, you're so awake.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Not everyone has insom near at two o'clock, mate, No,
Speaker 4: not everyone gets to two ams.
Speaker 3: The internet can be a very, very dangerous thing. Anyway,
Speaker 3: that's your post snooze news. These six fifteen vending machine
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Speaker 1: We've got three questions for you. You just have to get
Speaker 1: the third one right to have.
Speaker 4: A crack out of the veding machine, which is jam
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Speaker 5: About that, Let's go to Layla from Parry Hills.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Laila Money. How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm okay, I'm better now.
Speaker 1: Did we speak to you the other day? No, I've
Speaker 1: never called before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, okay, cool, just me keeping tabs?
Speaker 2: What's going on? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Later? What? What?
Speaker 2: What happened before?
Speaker 1: As in why I'm feeling better?
Speaker 4: Yes, I.
Speaker 3: Had a really bad birthday on Monday.
Speaker 1: No, dare we ask why it was bad?
Speaker 4: Laylor?
Speaker 2: It's really bad.
Speaker 4: I had to put my dog down.
Speaker 5: No, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: It's okay.
Speaker 3: Every day it's better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the worst thing about dogs. I don't live forever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have never lost a dog, so I can't
Speaker 4: imagine how you're feeling at the moment, Layla, But I'm
Speaker 4: so sorry.
Speaker 2: Let's get you right back into a good spot.
Speaker 1: Laylor's when your prize? Please? In which language does billis mean?
Speaker 1: Very beautiful?
Speaker 2: Italian beans? Witty? Is anyone being to wittly?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, I have to go. Yeah, I've been to BALI
Speaker 2: is that it's close?
Speaker 4: So cool?
Speaker 2: I'm so uncultured.
Speaker 5: Okay, I really want to win a prize this point.
Speaker 5: You watch what TV show? Is this theme song for.
Speaker 2: Dan Steve and nearly years and started?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, let's get you through this one, and then
Speaker 4: you have a crack of the vending Machine, which actor
Speaker 4: was named as the sexiest man of the Year in
Speaker 4: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Come on, Laila, Oh no, he's starting grays.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I've never watched.
Speaker 2: Can I get the nickname of the actor?
Speaker 3: Is that dream?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're taking it? Sorry, I get it now, the whole
Speaker 1: you know, make anything I didn't I didn't get it
Speaker 1: before you.
Speaker 4: Come on, Yesie Dreamy Patrick Dempsey, he's one and the
Speaker 4: same entity as producer m looks very disappointed in me
Speaker 4: for saying that's.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't care. I need a letter between A
Speaker 1: and C please.
Speaker 4: See see yep and the number between two and six
Speaker 4: three C three. Come on, vendue machine, come on all right, Blaylor.
Speaker 1: I don't let it be the chips. Don't let it
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Speaker 1: a family past with the Adelaide. Thirty six is this week? Yes?
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Speaker 4: Tickets from ticket TECs. Well done, Layla, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 4: Hey Hazy. Sometimes your high school years can come back
Speaker 4: to haunt you. There's no question about that. The things
Speaker 4: you did as a teenager can resurface later in life.
Speaker 4: And that is exactly what happened to my husband Greg
Speaker 4: this week when we went to our daughter's year seven
Speaker 4: orientation for high school.
Speaker 3: Criminal knew it, absolutely knew it, but it got what
Speaker 3: Because he was a minor.
Speaker 4: So, as it turns out, he went to the same
Speaker 4: school that she's going to, which we did because it
Speaker 4: was a fantastic school.
Speaker 1: However, he was a horrible student.
Speaker 4: So in about all year ten he realized that he
Speaker 4: was going to go and play ice hockey in Canada.
Speaker 4: So he just completely and utterly checked out. Didn't do
Speaker 4: any homework, didn't complete any assignments, was completely disruptive in class.
Speaker 4: It is amazing that that man went on to do
Speaker 4: anything with his life given his behavior in high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, given it was that long ago as well, they've
Speaker 3: still got long memories at the.
Speaker 1: School, don't they.
Speaker 4: So we walk into the orientation the other night. It's
Speaker 4: in an auditorium. There's probably, oh, I reckon, two hundred
Speaker 4: to two hundred and fifty new parents there whose.
Speaker 1: Kids are all starting at high school.
Speaker 4: So we walk past the teachers and some of them
Speaker 4: heckle him a little bit, and I was like, oh God,
Speaker 4: here we go. Anyway, So we settle in and they're
Speaker 4: doing their speeches and they're talking about different types of
Speaker 4: learning and all that sort of stuff. And then one
Speaker 4: of the teachers get up to the lectern and he
Speaker 4: gives it this one so good to see some old
Speaker 4: scholars here, some of which still owe me a year
Speaker 4: ten religion assignment. I won't mention any names, but I'm
Speaker 4: looking at you, Gregotti. Two hundred people start absolutely weaning
Speaker 4: themselves with laughter, and I'm sitting there going bright red,
Speaker 4: just thinking, oh my lord, you're an absolute disgrace and
Speaker 4: an embarrassment.
Speaker 1: And good luck Peyton in year seven. Your dad has
Speaker 1: set the above very.
Speaker 3: Very low, and greg that's why you're going to hell
Speaker 3: in your religion assignments.
Speaker 4: For goodness, so Jesus is going to say the pearly Gates, mate,
Speaker 4: where do you general.
Speaker 2: Entry?
Speaker 4: Quite?
Speaker 2: What the fork?
Speaker 1: Love?
Speaker 4: This segment ever looked at anything and thought what the
Speaker 4: fork is that about? And it's born, of course, out
Speaker 4: of the fact that Abbey from the newsroom used to
Speaker 4: steal all the hawks from our kitchen, So every time
Speaker 4: you've got to eat something, you'd be like, what the
Speaker 4: fork were the forks?
Speaker 2: It starts with forks.
Speaker 3: The next minute's laptops, ye, and it's headphones, stadiums, quarries, cities.
Speaker 2: When does it stop?
Speaker 7: Abby cars, cars, radio stations.
Speaker 2: Countries, jobs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wake up with Hazy and Abbey next year.
Speaker 4: dearI mate, this what the fork is going to be?
Speaker 4: The restaurant audition?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 7: Having from the newsroom, so as I do, you know,
Speaker 7: really looking at the hard news stories. Yep, And because
Speaker 7: my life is a dumpster dating disaster, I'm looking at
Speaker 7: this story. And it was basically this woman who went
Speaker 7: on a date with a guy in the UK and
Speaker 7: they go to a pub for lunch. That's what they
Speaker 7: decide on.
Speaker 1: Great, cool go.
Speaker 7: So they sit down and she's sort of looking at
Speaker 7: the menu and she hands it to him and he goes, oh,
Speaker 7: I don't need to look at the menu because I'm
Speaker 7: just going to eat the food that's left on that table.
Speaker 7: She's sort of, you know what, like, is this kind
Speaker 7: of being serious?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, there was some sausage and some toast left on
Speaker 7: the table next to them, So he started eating that food.
Speaker 6: Off that plate.
Speaker 1: Hang on, I presume it up and left.
Speaker 7: But yeah, so the people it up and left and
Speaker 7: there were dirty plates on the table and he's just
Speaker 7: reached over and started eating that food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, checky's bio. I bet you is an entrepreneur, well opportunist.
Speaker 6: You don't get rich by spending money, do you?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so she was obviously horrified.
Speaker 7: She offered to pay for his lunch and said, I
Speaker 7: will pay for this if you need, like, if you're
Speaker 7: struggling with money. Yeah, nope, he just decided that that's
Speaker 7: what he was going to do.
Speaker 4: I think that's what they call in the dating game.
Speaker 4: And I've been out of it for a very long time.
Speaker 4: But is that a red flag?
Speaker 6: Just slightly.
Speaker 2: Flag?
Speaker 6: I mean for me, it's green.
Speaker 7: I just you know, Oh, this is the guy of
Speaker 7: my dream.
Speaker 4: I say, it's disgusting, but I look at you, Andrew Hagges.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been tempted to eat someone else's food?
Speaker 3: I mean, I can't click this enough. I mean I've
Speaker 3: got two quick stories for you, regressively going to bat
Speaker 3: for this bike. So at Channel seven Enzo's next door, Yes,
Speaker 3: if you're familiar with Enzo's, maybe the best pizza in Adelaide. Yeah,
Speaker 3: certainly in the conversation. Quite expensive the pizza there, but
Speaker 3: worth it.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: So we'll see that.
Speaker 3: One time after a couple of beers and the person
Speaker 3: next to was sitting at the bar had ordered a
Speaker 3: full pizza and taken heart like three bites of one
Speaker 3: slice and left the entire thing there which was just
Speaker 3: mesmerizing itself.
Speaker 4: I don't know why this is important to the story,
Speaker 4: but what sort of pizza can remember?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it would have been some sort of
Speaker 3: meat covered pizza, which is right up my alley. After
Speaker 3: much discussion with my colleagues and also the stuff at Endzos,
Speaker 3: we all agreed that it was safe and not that
Speaker 3: judgmental that I could eat the entire pizza by myself,
Speaker 3: even though it was the stranger's pizza.
Speaker 6: Is this pre COVID?
Speaker 2: Can I ask this was pre COVID?
Speaker 6: Anything used to go back pre COVID?
Speaker 3: And also I used to I used to deliver ice
Speaker 3: from my father in law's company way back in the day.
Speaker 2: My father was Walter White. Now it was a joke,
Speaker 2: breaking bad joke.
Speaker 3: Frozen water and we used to deliver I sometimes some
Speaker 3: of the wool worse and in one of the dumpsters
Speaker 3: there it was like a mountain of baked goods.
Speaker 2: No, you didn't, Yeah, and took a six pack of dome.
Speaker 2: That's how you can do that. You can't use you
Speaker 2: absolutely can. Definitely hadn't touched the bin, no one else
Speaker 2: had touched it. But it was I suppose considered.
Speaker 4: Trash I digress from the restaurant, so for just a moment.
Speaker 1: But I got home from Neckpool.
Speaker 4: Last night late and I was hungry, and I said
Speaker 4: to Greg, did you cook the kid's chicken tenders?
Speaker 6: Where are they?
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, that's okay, and he walks.
Speaker 5: Over to the pin and he pulls out he'd wrap.
Speaker 1: Them in foil. He goes, they're fine.
Speaker 6: I'm like, they've touched the bin.
Speaker 1: That's out.
Speaker 3: No, turns out, Jode, he's married to an ibis a
Speaker 3: genuine bin chicken.
Speaker 6: I've thin dive before.
Speaker 7: What yah?
Speaker 6: Well, it was at home and I.
Speaker 7: Threw chocolate out and I was like, no more abby,
Speaker 7: And then I was like, oh, I just finished this
Speaker 7: last bit, so I've got it back out.
Speaker 1: So you can do THEA. But was it in the packet?
Speaker 6: It was folded in the package.
Speaker 1: It's just on top.
Speaker 6: It was fine.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter where you do it, particularly if you
Speaker 3: do it at restaurants. It's completely fine as long as
Speaker 3: you've got consent with those around you.
Speaker 1: We've got some texts here.
Speaker 4: I work at a pizza joint and there's one customer
Speaker 4: who carries his pizza box out.
Speaker 1: Upside down every time ruin everything.
Speaker 2: That's a topping straight off.
Speaker 4: That's from jess Alice has said I watched a grown
Speaker 4: man wipe his mouth on the tablecloth last week in
Speaker 4: a restaurant.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what a oh dear, well done?
Speaker 4: And Anonymous has said, what the fork, dine and dash?
Speaker 4: It happens all the time. Really, no one's doing that,
Speaker 4: are they?
Speaker 2: That's really really ballsy, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: Because I like to pay before the meal so you
Speaker 3: don't have to have the stress of going up afterwards
Speaker 3: and them paying afterwards. I like to pay for my
Speaker 3: meal pre so I can just walk out casually.
Speaker 5: How do you know what you binary?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: You like to go You mean you don't like table service?
Speaker 7: You want to go up and order at the bar?
Speaker 3: You want to go up and order the bar? Righting,
Speaker 3: Just cruise on out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Abs, you worked in hospitality for a very long time.
Speaker 1: You would have seen some stuff.
Speaker 4: Well have you ever let me riddle you this, have
Speaker 4: you ever seen someone finish off someone's drink?
Speaker 1: Who hasn't?
Speaker 2: Yeh unk, I've been there. I've been there, sister.
Speaker 7: Have you There was a guy I'm not going to
Speaker 7: say where, but there was a guy who was probably shouldn't.
Speaker 6: Have been served, to be honest, and he was that happy.
Speaker 7: He was putting his drink down at the bar and
Speaker 7: turning and speaking to his mate, and then his other
Speaker 7: mate on the left was grabbing the drink and sculling
Speaker 7: it and putting the glass back.
Speaker 6: So then the guy would turn around and be like,
Speaker 6: oh my drink so old already. Oh it would buy.
Speaker 7: Another one, but it was his mate who was sculling
Speaker 7: it behind him. It was quite funny.
Speaker 3: I remember finding we me and my mates back in
Speaker 3: that I found half a bottle of vodka in the
Speaker 3: toilets at.
Speaker 2: The Grand Bar.
Speaker 6: The Grand Bar.
Speaker 2: He deleted that quick, smart responsibly, of course.
Speaker 4: The Grand Boss, Josh was saying the other day he
Speaker 4: was at Peel Street and someone ordered a cocktail and
Speaker 4: it was twenty two bucks, and the girl had one
Speaker 4: sip out of it and then left, and he was like,
Speaker 4: I'm so tempted just to finish this twenty two dollars
Speaker 4: worth of cocktail there.
Speaker 3: Man, if I was there, I'm gonna drunk up that
Speaker 3: cocktail quicker than.
Speaker 2: You can blink.
Speaker 1: As Martini Oli would have just been down the Bucky.
Speaker 7: Your tip followed the glasses for twenty two dollars. Yes,
Speaker 7: you would think would.
Speaker 1: Tempting, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: One more text and text Tunk's really busy in this
Speaker 3: space for double O.
Speaker 2: Nine one nine restaurant.
Speaker 3: I love going to the same bunch of old blokes
Speaker 3: meet every second day and they're constantly blowing their nosis.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is an old bloke thing, isn't it
Speaker 3: into hankies too?
Speaker 2: How good tanky is?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's not great.
Speaker 2: But you tell me that you've got a time machine.
Speaker 3: On this day Wednesday, it's two different wation go towards
Speaker 3: the end of this week.
Speaker 2: You can go down to that direction which are currently on.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't don't you bath don't go early Monday next week.
Speaker 3: Or you can go down the good path with us
Speaker 3: where we inject you with some knowledge and you feel
Speaker 3: good about them, with some fun facts heading towards weekend.
Speaker 1: Let's feel left.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, that's bad right, Oh.
Speaker 1: Well I never did make good decisions in your life.
Speaker 2: Why are you always going to left? Stop left jokes?
Speaker 3: Fifteenth of November nineteen seventy one, our classification in films
Speaker 3: was introduced.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, remember the challenge as a fifteen, sixteen year
Speaker 4: old to get.
Speaker 1: Into the R rated movies.
Speaker 3: I thought to our stand for rowdy, radical, raunchy or
Speaker 3: just nineteen ninety five, Sony PlayStation went on sale in
Speaker 3: Australia and that was revolutionary, Yeah, wasn't it. I didn't
Speaker 3: have a PlayStation, but I did. I wasn't jealous, but
Speaker 3: I did want one pretty bad.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a one.
Speaker 2: Our family was amish. I was going to say they weren't.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, were you a cool kid
Speaker 1: growing up? I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: It's hard to tell.
Speaker 3: Went to school with sixteen kids in it. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I was the only one of my year and there
Speaker 3: was no one in the year above school. Captain Baby,
Speaker 3: two years in Arrow. Welcome to the studio.
Speaker 6: News reader, Abby, good morning.
Speaker 3: Take us through a particular little conversation you had with
Speaker 3: your friend. Because every time you say, hey, guys, guess
Speaker 3: what happened to me? We sit down, we cross our
Speaker 3: legs and we say, Abby's going to tell us quite
Speaker 3: the tale.
Speaker 4: Every time Abby says have I got a wild story
Speaker 4: for you? We all just sit down, We straighten our backs,
Speaker 4: sit on the floor.
Speaker 1: Like at primary school.
Speaker 3: I cancel work, yep, yep, I call it my wife.
Speaker 3: I say, look away be home tonight because Abby's about
Speaker 3: to shock us.
Speaker 6: I do get into some weird conversations, don't I.
Speaker 7: So the latest is that I was, let's say, talking
Speaker 7: to a friend and we were talking about special cuddles.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you know, adult time time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, something something mummy and.
Speaker 7: Daddy do when they're very in love or not, or
Speaker 7: something mummy and daddy do out of obligation.
Speaker 3: The fire Bernie for double nine on nine, some of
Speaker 3: those things you tell you kids what you're actually doing.
Speaker 2: It looks like Dad's trying to jump over. You can't
Speaker 2: quite make it.
Speaker 4: Mummy and Daddy doing athletics, jump show Froger, My god,
Speaker 4: I used to love Frogger.
Speaker 7: Oh really, okay, we have to get back on track.
Speaker 7: So I'm having conversation and somehow I don't even know,
Speaker 7: but somehow we get onto a special adult cuddles time
Speaker 7: and the fact that the dog, her dog is in
Speaker 7: his bed in the room when it's happening.
Speaker 1: Oh, And I'm like what I said, what are you doing?
Speaker 6: And she's like WHOA, Like he knows.
Speaker 7: We just put the ramp away from the bed because
Speaker 7: it's a sausage dog. So we just put the ramp
Speaker 7: over and he knows and he's just you know, there
Speaker 7: on the floor and I'm losing my mind. It might
Speaker 7: not add in an office setting. So everyone's sort of
Speaker 7: looking going, what's Abby losing a crap about? Now? Yeah,
Speaker 7: but she was talking about that, and I thought, like,
Speaker 7: my dogs get put outside.
Speaker 6: Right, You're not to be even in the house.
Speaker 7: You're not to be anywhere because Tank goes a bit
Speaker 7: funny actually, but he makes weird noises. He is very protective,
Speaker 7: like why are you hurting my mum?
Speaker 6: But it got me.
Speaker 7: Thinking to people do this, like is this a thing
Speaker 7: where you leave your pets in the like, because that
Speaker 7: to me.
Speaker 6: Is gross, very off putting.
Speaker 4: You would say, like to have little Sid's big brown
Speaker 4: eyes just staring at you while that's going on, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Very very strong.
Speaker 7: But the other thing is that Sid is in the
Speaker 7: bed half the time. Yeah you talk about he's up
Speaker 7: in the bed with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So and the other thing that Sid does if
Speaker 4: there say, some special cuddles on a movie that we're
Speaker 4: watching and people are making noises, Sid gets the roofs up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so any sort of you know, those noises emitted.
Speaker 1: Sid's like, oh.
Speaker 7: Does this weird sort of whining like like weird thing?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, what is what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And he helps his sister.
Speaker 2: All sorts of things. I like it, or maybe I
Speaker 2: don't like.
Speaker 3: It's quite disserving me that we know a dog well
Speaker 3: enough that we can translate her barks as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, And sometimes after special cutters she'll give out the
Speaker 3: specific little bark and we're exactly what she's saying. She's saying,
Speaker 3: is that it is it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 6: Is it like how many barks? Like she'll give you
Speaker 6: four bucks, so you've got a four out of ten?
Speaker 2: I got above three or four. Enjoy the rest of
Speaker 2: the day. We'll catch you bright and early tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yes, please, goodbye, Adelaide.