1 00:00:00,330 --> 00:00:12,100 Dino: This is Brownie's Podcast. Yes. Welcome to Brownie's Podcast. Coming up: a 2 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:15,310 Dino: full Top Gun review. Eddie Betts, we're going to call 3 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:17,820 Dino: him because he booted six in that local footy he 4 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:21,639 Dino: played for that Carlton Draft competition. North is screwed, and 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,250 Dino: we're going to unpack that real, real soon. And a 6 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:28,290 Dino: huge game pies Carlton finally with some legitimacy. A big 7 00:00:28,290 --> 00:00:31,710 Dino: game between those two clubs. But first, I shit you not, you 8 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:35,090 Dino: guys. I was only... I came good about Wednesday after 9 00:00:35,090 --> 00:00:37,860 Dino: our listener party. That Sunday almost killed me. How you 10 00:00:37,860 --> 00:00:38,550 Dino: feeling, JB? 11 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:41,659 Brownie: I'm coming good. I threw the horrors on Monday. I 12 00:00:41,659 --> 00:00:43,840 Brownie: started to pick up Tuesday. Now I'm ready to go 13 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,921 Brownie: again on Friday. Brown Dog, obviously you'd be fresh today, because you're a no-show? 14 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:50,190 Brown Dog: Yeah. I actually feel magnificent. Had a lot of energy 15 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:52,530 Brown Dog: this week, so it was not a bad one to miss. 16 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,720 Dino: Every time I try and have a sleep, I close 17 00:00:54,730 --> 00:00:56,770 Dino: my eyes and all I can see is Ben Dog's 18 00:00:56,770 --> 00:01:00,490 Dino: saggy ass crawling along the pub floor and security trying 19 00:01:00,490 --> 00:01:00,880 Dino: to chase it. 20 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:04,650 Brownie: All I can hear is Mugsy going, " Ladies and gentlemen," 21 00:01:05,530 --> 00:01:10,000 Brownie: every second. Oh, the race call, due to popular demand. 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,650 Brownie: We have got a bit of the race call. He did do 23 00:01:11,650 --> 00:01:13,979 Brownie: a race call of all of us and some of the listeners. It 24 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:16,420 Brownie: was fantastic. So here it is, Dino. 25 00:01:17,069 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 5: The top bite: Dino, that son of a bitch, Dino. Number two: Brody, the manager. Number 26 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,950 Speaker 5: three: Brownie. Number four: " Brown Dog" Campbell Brown. Number five: 27 00:01:28,140 --> 00:01:32,550 Speaker 5: Mel Brown. Number six: Charlie. Number seven: Rick. Number eight: 28 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:36,429 Speaker 5: Roy. Number nine: Smitty. Number 10: Pauley from the sunny 29 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 5: coast. Number 11: Rowan. Number 12: Chris Grave. Number 13: 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 5: Rere. And number 14: (inaudible) . As they go to 31 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:47,140 Speaker 5: the back of the barriers now, hang on a minute. Something's happened. What's going on at the 32 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:53,370 Speaker 5: back? Let me have a look. Got a broadcast. Yes? What's that? " 33 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:59,770 Speaker 5: Brown Dog" Campbell Brown's (inaudible) . He's decided to go to Tasmania instead. 34 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:05,190 Speaker 5: He said, " See ya, son. Piss off." The green line 35 00:02:05,190 --> 00:02:09,669 Speaker 5: is on. Racing. The top white Dino gets out well 36 00:02:09,669 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 5: and goes straight to the front, leads by a nick 37 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 5: over Brody. Half a length for weigh- in third is Big Mel Brown. 38 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 5: Getting on a nice spot on the fence is Brownie. A length for weigh- in 39 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:22,190 Speaker 5: fifth is Charlie. Then comes Rick, Roy, Rere, Rowan at 40 00:02:22,389 --> 00:02:24,700 Speaker 5: the thousand beta mark now. Dino, the son of a 41 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:27,700 Speaker 5: bitch, still leads by half a link kick. And after graduating 42 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:31,870 Speaker 5: from Chicken Dixon's management class, Brody sits in second. Big Mel 43 00:02:31,870 --> 00:02:34,150 Speaker 5: Brownies one up, one back. And then comes half a 44 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:37,110 Speaker 5: length away is Brownie. He's traveling nicely now with his 45 00:02:37,110 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 5: big head on his chest, smoking the pipe. After being 46 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,540 Speaker 5: caught out three wide, Pauley from the sunny coast gets 47 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:45,489 Speaker 5: in a better position. Now he moves into fifth. Two 48 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:48,550 Speaker 5: lengths away is Rick. Then comes Roy, Rere, Rowan, Charlie. 49 00:02:48,770 --> 00:02:51,419 Speaker 5: A length back then is Chris Grave. Connector Smitty and 50 00:02:51,419 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 5: still last is (inaudible) . They get to the 300. There's nothing left. Brody 51 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 5: leads by a big head. Roy and the guy in 52 00:02:58,440 --> 00:03:03,840 Speaker 5: second. Pauley from the sunny coast is flying near the outside. Then comes Brody, Dino, Smitty. Two 53 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,519 Speaker 5: lengths to Chris Grave. Big Mel Brown jumping back through 54 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,820 Speaker 5: the field, and so is Charlie, (inaudible) , Rere, Rowan 55 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,930 Speaker 5: and Rick. A hundred to go. Pauley first, sunny coast 56 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:16,001 Speaker 5: flying down the outside. He gets in front by a head. Brownie (inaudible) 57 00:03:16,001 --> 00:03:18,230 Speaker 5: neck in neck. There's nothing but to hit the post. 58 00:03:18,230 --> 00:03:26,100 Speaker 5: Pauley first. Second comes (inaudible) . Roy second. Half a length away in 59 00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 5: third is Brownie. Then comes Chris Grave, Smitty, Dino, Brody, Charlie, (inaudible) , Rere, Rick, Rowan. 60 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,820 Speaker 5: And last of old, Big Mel Brown. 61 00:03:35,820 --> 00:03:39,990 Dino: Aww. Big Mel. Man, honestly, that was a big card style at 62 00:03:39,990 --> 00:03:41,800 Dino: the back. One of the highlights of the day. The 63 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,150 Dino: effort mugs put into that. 64 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,550 Brownie: I'll tell you what. It was the longest 300 meters of all time. 65 00:03:48,690 --> 00:03:51,170 Dino: The white pitbull. He did a great job, didn't he? 66 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,990 Dino: The crowd... And by that point, everyone was just perfectly 67 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,190 Dino: sauced by brewery fresh Carlton Draft. 68 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:57,390 Brown Dog: And deserving winner too. 69 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:00,070 Dino: Interesting... Yeah, absolutely. Interesting how the day panned out. It 70 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:01,970 Dino: was like an awkward first date in the first 10 71 00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:05,810 Dino: minutes. But then people slowly started to open up. All of a 72 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,160 Dino: sudden I got arms around me. 73 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,350 Brownie: Did Ben Dog still have his clothes on during the race? 74 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:11,930 Dino: No, he is in prison right now as well. Shout 75 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:13,070 Dino: out to Ben Dog and Joe. 76 00:04:13,450 --> 00:04:13,870 Brownie: Yeah, very good. 77 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:17,979 Dino: Hey, North Melbourne, let's get into some footy. So just 78 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,630 Dino: if you're a north fan, what glimmer of light is there? 79 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:25,180 Brown Dog: Oh, I feel like there's a little bit of an 80 00:04:25,180 --> 00:04:29,020 Brown Dog: overreaction here, JB. Like who in the football world thought 81 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:32,430 Brown Dog: coming into this year that North Melbourne were all of 82 00:04:32,430 --> 00:04:34,650 Brown Dog: a sudden going to become a better side than they 83 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,900 Brown Dog: were last year? I didn't. Yeah, they got the number- one 84 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:39,740 Brown Dog: draft pick. Couple of the trades that they've done over 85 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:42,680 Brown Dog: the last few years haven't been playing good footy. In 86 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,850 Brown Dog: fact, they're playing VFL. But we're talking about a side that 87 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,680 Brown Dog: we all thought would win the wooden spoon. 88 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:50,320 Brownie: Yeah, they are in a rebuild, aren't they? And they've gone for... 89 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:51,630 Dino: How long is a rebuild though? 90 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:52,540 Brown Dog: Well, it takes years. 91 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,430 Brownie: Well, don't you fucking talk. You've got a lot of talent. West Coast's 92 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:57,289 Brownie: got a lot to answer for, but on North Melbourne, 93 00:04:57,470 --> 00:04:59,810 Brownie: clearly they've gone for the full rebuild. They cut hard 94 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:02,070 Brownie: a few years ago. Brad Scott cupped me for the 95 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:04,740 Brownie: criticism for that, but they've clearly gone all eggs in 96 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:07,789 Brownie: the basket of midfielders. So Jason (inaudible) was the 97 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,839 Brownie: last one, but the last four or five years in 98 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:14,550 Brownie: their drafts, clearly they're targeting high- grade midfielders. So the 99 00:05:14,550 --> 00:05:17,450 Brownie: future of their club depends on these young midfielders. Clearly 100 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,970 Brownie: there's stuff going on behind the scenes, Brown Dog. If 101 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:22,990 Brownie: three people involved in your list management, including your list manager, 102 00:05:23,350 --> 00:05:27,220 Brownie: leave, clearly there's issues. That wouldn't be happening before the mid- 103 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:31,530 Brownie: season draft. So there's either a miscommunication or a disconnect between 104 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:37,150 Brownie: the coaching staff, the list management, and maybe a different choice of 105 00:05:37,150 --> 00:05:40,610 Brownie: direction. Carolyn Wilson threw up Adam Simpson as a potential. 106 00:05:40,610 --> 00:05:43,659 Brownie: And it was all linked in with what Corey McKernan said and David King 107 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:46,740 Brownie: said. Their names got dragged in, which they weren't happy about. But 108 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:49,320 Brownie: Carolyn gets pretty good mail. And the fact that they 109 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,630 Brownie: would absolutely be asking the question of Adam Simpson... 110 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:53,320 Dino: Really? 111 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,740 Brownie: Absolutely they would. Now, Simpson's got a couple years to go 112 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:58,500 Brownie: on West Coast, but I wouldn't exactly say Adam Simpson 113 00:05:58,500 --> 00:06:00,650 Brownie: would be the flavor of the month over in Perth at the moment. 114 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:04,130 Brown Dog: Yeah. Does it undermine the efforts of Noble and the 115 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:07,550 Brown Dog: coaching staff when you've constantly got greats of the club 116 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:10,440 Brown Dog: sort of always commenting? It does ramp the pressure up 117 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,360 Brown Dog: though when you've got a Carey or a King sort 118 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:14,969 Brown Dog: of saying, " This is the lowest point North's ever been 119 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:15,310 Brown Dog: in." Right? 120 00:06:15,410 --> 00:06:15,730 Brownie: Yeah. 121 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:16,669 Brown Dog: That's a big headline. 122 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,621 Brownie: That's right. Absolutely. It's huge anyway. 123 00:06:18,621 --> 00:06:21,140 Brown Dog: Then the snowball effects start because you know. 124 00:06:21,470 --> 00:06:23,650 Brownie: That's right. And you can draw your own conclusion. And 125 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:27,159 Brownie: king and these other guys will say, " I've had no communication 126 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:30,070 Brownie: with Adam Simpson," and they may not have. But it's 127 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:32,730 Brownie: easy to draw that assumption because, to be honest, if 128 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:37,540 Brownie: my club was struggling and you had a great team man 129 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:41,290 Brownie: of yours coaching another club to success, which Adam Simpson's 130 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:43,720 Brownie: done, I reckon I'd be tempted to get on the phone 131 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,640 Brownie: as well. The thing the North Melbourne suffer with is 132 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,420 Brownie: the irrelevancy. 133 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:49,580 Dino: No shit. You see them on the fixture, and it 134 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,950 Dino: just looks like an easy win. No one cares about them. Do something. 135 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:54,669 Brownie: Could you imagine a Smith Carlton or Collingwood? 136 00:06:55,550 --> 00:06:58,719 Brown Dog: Well, they've both, well, Carlton in particular, have been in this 137 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:02,430 Brown Dog: situation only a few years ago. And they're just starting to 138 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:05,890 Brown Dog: win some games and getting vossy and the bubble around them 139 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:08,789 Brown Dog: now. But Carlton were relevant for four or five years. 140 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:10,940 Brody: But also if you drive past Arden Street... 141 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:11,140 Brown Dog: The facilities are shit. 142 00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:14,830 Brody: Oh, mate, they are. I hate to say it. They're pot. You go, 143 00:07:14,830 --> 00:07:16,470 Brody: they look like a local footy ground. You go, " That 144 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:18,261 Brody: cannot be the environment of professional football players." 145 00:07:18,261 --> 00:07:23,420 Brownie: No, their facilities are okay, man. They've been rebuilt a few years ago. They used to, when they'd win premierships in the nineties, 146 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:26,690 Brownie: they were famous for having shit facilities. They almost wore it 147 00:07:26,690 --> 00:07:31,220 Brownie: like a badge of honor. I talked to Pike. He was an old teammate of mine, played in apprenticeship for North. 148 00:07:31,450 --> 00:07:33,820 Brownie: They wore it as a badge of honor that they knew they had the 149 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,980 Brownie: worst facilities. But they were the best team. 150 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:37,940 Dino: Thank (inaudible) they're not broke as well, because that would 151 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,820 Dino: be real dire. At least they got some coin in 152 00:07:39,820 --> 00:07:42,860 Dino: the bank, but my God. Hey, to the G on 153 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:47,520 Dino: Sunday. Blues calling what? I can't wait to watch this. 80, 000. 154 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:51,010 Brownie: You know what? Over the whole journey, Dino, 128 wins 155 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:52,270 Brownie: apiece and four draws. 156 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:52,850 Dino: That's wild. 157 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,680 Brownie: That's amazing. Since 1892, I think the clash has been going on. 158 00:07:55,870 --> 00:07:56,170 Dino: Really? 159 00:07:56,170 --> 00:07:57,250 Brown Dog: Nothing separates them. 160 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,800 Brownie: Nothing separates them. I can't wait for Sunday because it feels 161 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:03,510 Brownie: like it's the first time we've had a relevant Carlton- Collingwood 162 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:05,640 Brownie: clash. You know? We're actually talking about it, aren't we? 163 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:07,360 Brody: And your two boyfriends are going head to head. 164 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:07,490 Brownie: Who? 165 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:10,870 Brody: Fly and Vossy, two former premiership teammates. 166 00:08:12,410 --> 00:08:16,230 Brownie: Yeah. See the photos that Simon Black posted of me. Brilliant. There was a little bit of (inaudible) about that. That was New Orleans. We all 167 00:08:16,230 --> 00:08:18,920 Brownie: got dressed up, and they were dressed as sort of 168 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:19,670 Brownie: two pimps. 169 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,820 Brown Dog: Let's do a call to arms here on Brownie's Podcast. 170 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:27,080 Brown Dog: Any footballers out there that listen to our podcast, start 171 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:31,050 Brown Dog: putting up some old footy trip photos. Nothing untoward. There's 172 00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:33,849 Brown Dog: plenty out there. I remember in early footy trips that I took 173 00:08:34,170 --> 00:08:37,429 Brown Dog: on 2002 to probably 2008, you didn't have the iPhones. 174 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:40,089 Brown Dog: So you'd take the actual physical camera, and then you'd 175 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:42,920 Brown Dog: have to bring it back, and you'd take it into Kodak. 176 00:08:43,710 --> 00:08:47,750 Brown Dog: They'd print them out, right, and things? So go into your photo 177 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,920 Brown Dog: album or wherever you keep them, your little box under your 178 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,300 Brown Dog: bed, and let's get a few out like that because 179 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:54,900 Brown Dog: that was brilliant. 180 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:57,900 Dino: All right. We'll have a prize for the best footy trip photo, 181 00:08:57,900 --> 00:09:00,589 Dino: the one photo that tells a story of the essence 182 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:01,210 Dino: of a footy trip. 183 00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:03,290 Brownie: I'm going to dig out an old photo because on that same 184 00:09:03,290 --> 00:09:05,929 Brownie: trip where Vossy and Fly were dressed as pimps walking 185 00:09:05,929 --> 00:09:08,700 Brownie: down Bourbon Street, I was dressed as a New Orleans 186 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:10,720 Brownie: Saints player, but I went and got a full Mohawk. 187 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,840 Brownie: I went to the barber shop, full Mohawk. My hair 188 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,170 Brownie: was long at that stage. 189 00:09:14,170 --> 00:09:15,760 Dino: Did you? We need that photo. 190 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,760 Brownie: Shaved on the sides, fully shaved. I had the paint under the eyes. 191 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,540 Brownie: And I thought, "I need a helmet." So I went to the New Orleans 192 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:24,949 Brownie: Super Dome, and the boys were back at the bar 193 00:09:24,950 --> 00:09:28,190 Brownie: waiting for me. So I went and got the full outfit. I bought a 194 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:32,150 Brownie: helmet. And while I was there, the guy said, " I'll take you up 195 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,810 Brownie: to the field and you can have a look." And I said, " Yeah, 196 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:36,360 Brownie: sure." So I left the box with the helmet in 197 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,210 Brownie: it right there, went up, had a look at the 198 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:42,630 Brownie: Super Dome. Came back, grabbed a box, which looked like it was the box for 199 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:45,610 Brownie: the helmet. I got it. I got back to the bar, got 200 00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:47,900 Brownie: ready for the big entry. As I've walked in, New 201 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:50,980 Brownie: Orleans Saints full gear, I had the leotards on as 202 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:53,880 Brownie: well. Pulled the helmet out of the box. I've grabbed 203 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,020 Brownie: the wrong box. It was a New Orleans saints helmet 204 00:09:57,470 --> 00:10:00,770 Brownie: with a sprinkler in it. It was a garden sprinkler. It 205 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:02,780 Brownie: was full of concrete. I thought when I was carrying it in, 206 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:07,309 Brownie: I thought, " These NFL helmets are heavy." Karma. 207 00:10:07,309 --> 00:10:10,120 Dino: From that trip, that karaoke bar you guys went to 208 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,579 Dino: has the best name I've ever heard of for a 209 00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:13,179 Dino: karaoke bar. 210 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:19,511 Brownie: Right. We got up and Pikey did Back in Black at The Cat's Meow Bar. 211 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:19,511 Dino: The Cat's Meow. 212 00:10:19,511 --> 00:10:20,040 Brownie: The Cat's Meow Bar. 213 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:20,860 Dino: That is a name. 214 00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,920 Brownie: Anyway, it was a great trip. But Carlton Collingwood will be seeing social 80,000. Can't wait to 215 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:25,819 Brownie: watch it. 216 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:28,439 Dino: All right. We're going to talk about Top Gun soon because 217 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,230 Dino: it might be the best thing that's been ever put 218 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:34,439 Dino: into a cinema. I have heard that quite often, the 219 00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:37,410 Dino: sequel is not as good as the original. They're always 220 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:39,959 Dino: dog shit, apart from T2. That's a rare exception. But 221 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,120 Dino: generally they suck. This is unbelievable, Dog. My mail is 222 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,290 Dino: this is outstanding. Man, we'll get to it next, but 223 00:10:45,290 --> 00:10:47,760 Dino: first let's call up Eddie Betts, because apparently, well, Brown, 224 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,130 Dino: you said he kicked six goals in that Carlton Draft game. 225 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,960 Brownie: He did. Fought (inaudible) style against the hillbillies. Yeah, 226 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,370 Brownie: we're going to the hillbillies. 227 00:10:59,250 --> 00:10:59,410 Eddie Betts: Hello? 228 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:05,100 Dino: Yes. Eddie Betts, it's Brownie's Podcast. You handsome man, how the 229 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:05,400 Dino: hell are you? 230 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:10,280 Eddie Betts: We are good. I am good. I'm actually just at home 231 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,329 Eddie Betts: with the kids. Boys don't have school today. 232 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:13,760 Dino: Oh, shit. 233 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,001 Eddie Betts: Hang on. Yeah, that's okay. And then I took the girls, honestly, I took the twin girls (inaudible) 234 00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:22,660 Eddie Betts: across the (inaudible) . Took me half an hour. I got there 235 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:23,079 Eddie Betts: and the kid is closed. 236 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:26,001 Dino: Eddie, (crosstalk) 237 00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:35,360 Eddie Betts: Hang on, hang on. Yes, I will try to find it. Hang on. 238 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,300 Dino: I'm never having children. 239 00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:37,910 Brownie: How good are Friday mornings. 240 00:11:37,990 --> 00:11:39,320 Dino: Jesus. 241 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:39,341 Brownie: You under control already? You need us to send someone around there? 242 00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:40,480 Eddie Betts: No. Mum will do it. Mum will do it. Yeah, I'm under control now. 243 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:47,949 Brownie: Yeah, that's a motto for life. Mum will do it. 244 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:55,000 Brownie: Now, Eddie, what's harder? Making you can come back for (inaudible) and dominating in front of about 5, 000 people 245 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,870 Brownie: or looking after five screaming kids like you're doing at 246 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:58,280 Brownie: the moment? 247 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:00,110 Eddie Betts: No, I'd actually rather be home because I'm scared of flying. But mind 248 00:12:02,309 --> 00:12:05,010 Eddie Betts: you, both build up lactic acid. Both drain you. And 249 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:09,060 Eddie Betts: you're up till about 4:00, as far as playing footy than looking after 250 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:11,711 Eddie Betts: kids. But I would take the kids over footy. 251 00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:16,189 Dino: You absolutely dominated, mate. Was there any plays that tried to get stuck into you? 252 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,630 Eddie Betts: Well, very nice. You know, there was a player that 253 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:20,200 Eddie Betts: was on me. Because when I looked to the side, 254 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,460 Eddie Betts: like Leon Davis was standing to the side. Like Leon lived in Haywood 255 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,760 Eddie Betts: and he came up. And I said, " Leon, jump on 256 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,420 Eddie Betts: and play." And he goes, " Yeah, no I would, but I play for Haywood." And 257 00:12:28,730 --> 00:12:34,179 Eddie Betts: the dude that was on me said, "No, please don't. I had to play on Leon last week." So it was great. The boys were 258 00:12:34,179 --> 00:12:34,679 Eddie Betts: quite nice. 259 00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:38,150 Dino: Ed, now please be honest. You kicked six goals. Were 260 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:39,150 Dino: the opposition shit- ass? 261 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:44,040 Eddie Betts: They actually had some good midfielders. And there was a big dude 262 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:48,829 Eddie Betts: that was sitting in the back, in the hole, and just marked 263 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:52,410 Eddie Betts: everything. But yeah, no, the standard was quite low, but 264 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,359 Eddie Betts: I enjoyed it. 265 00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,349 Brownie: How many people were there, do you think? There's about 266 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:58,810 Brownie: 3000 people for the local rodeo. Did you outdo the rodeo number? 267 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:02,179 Eddie Betts: Yeah, man, we created history down there, Brownie. We got 4, 268 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,390 Eddie Betts: 500, nearly 5, 000 people, which was really cool for 269 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:09,679 Eddie Betts: a town that only has 350 people in it. And it was great that 270 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:13,540 Eddie Betts: people came from everywhere around that local area. And it 271 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:17,540 Eddie Betts: was just a great spectacle on a Sunday. Great initiative from Carlton Draft 272 00:13:18,570 --> 00:13:20,530 Eddie Betts: to put that on. And everyone had a great day. 273 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,271 Dino: Has it whet the appetite a little bit, Eddie? You want to play a few more games this year? 274 00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:30,910 Eddie Betts: No, not really. Not really. After the game, it took me like till today just to try to 275 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,760 Eddie Betts: get my body right. I was like, " Oh." But the best 276 00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:37,200 Eddie Betts: thing was like when you come into change rooms and everything, they just put like three 277 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,630 Eddie Betts: slabs of Carlton Draft in the middle. And you're like, " This is the 278 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:43,410 Eddie Betts: life. This is how it should be." Just crack the Carlton, then 279 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,449 Eddie Betts: just step back, (inaudible) with the boys. 280 00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:49,210 Dino: Eddie, what's working at Fox Footy like? Who got who's 281 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:52,030 Dino: got the biggest locker at Fox Footy? I reckon it 282 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:56,290 Dino: goes Gary Lion, then Brownie, then maybe Roy's locker is 283 00:13:56,429 --> 00:13:58,650 Dino: probably in third. What do you got for us? 284 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:01,090 Eddie Betts: Well, I'll tell you a little story. We did Friday 285 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:06,380 Eddie Betts: night for me, John and (inaudible) . It was a double hitter. And then we did 286 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:08,290 Eddie Betts: the first game, and then (inaudible) , Brownie and Roy walked in. 287 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:12,010 Eddie Betts: They're like, " Okay. (inaudible) let's get stuck into the 288 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:12,449 Eddie Betts: real stuff." So... 289 00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:14,970 Brownie: The A Team's arrived. 290 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,179 Dino: The Cowboys. 291 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,450 Eddie Betts: The A Team's arrived. Get out, you amateurs, and kicked us out. 292 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,900 Dino: Who's the biggest nerd burger at Fox Footy? Name a 293 00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,090 Dino: name. Biggest nerd burger. 294 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:30,390 Eddie Betts: I don't know who's a nerd burger. Who do you reckons the nerd? (crosstalk) Sure. Jared 295 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,020 Eddie Betts: Wayne. Yeah. Robo, he's just robo. He just walks around dressed 296 00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:34,720 Eddie Betts: as he wants. 297 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,190 Brody: It feels like David King would tell on anyone. If 298 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,000 Brody: you were to do something a bit wrong, like smoke in 299 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,070 Brody: the rooms or anything like that, David King would run straight 300 00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:43,480 Brody: to the directors and go, " You're not going to believe 301 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,070 Brody: what Brownie did." 302 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,270 Eddie Betts: You got to walk on eggshell, don't you, around King? 303 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:48,481 Eddie Betts: You walk in. Be careful what you say. 304 00:14:48,481 --> 00:14:52,002 Brownie: No. And just finally, mate, when you're on that (inaudible) 305 00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,150 Brownie: flying up to Frank's home (inaudible) , did you happen to listen 306 00:14:55,690 --> 00:15:03,250 Brownie: to La Bamba by Ritchie Valens? No? 307 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,240 Eddie Betts: No, I didn't because I had Hodgey there, Brad Hodge. He came 308 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,900 Eddie Betts: with me on the little plane as well, and he 309 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,700 Eddie Betts: doesn't like flying. And he was making me really nervous because 310 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:17,300 Eddie Betts: when we first got on that little plane, we had to fly through clouds. And I was actually 311 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:20,470 Eddie Betts: hitting bricks, to be honest, because it actually was scary. But it was a nice flight there 312 00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:22,630 Eddie Betts: and back, which was good. 313 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,490 Brody: Eddie, this is your third time on Brownie's Podcast, mate. 314 00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:26,950 Brody: We can't seem to get rid of you. So I'm putting 315 00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:29,109 Brody: you on a 12- month ban. You're not welcome back 316 00:15:29,210 --> 00:15:29,581 Brody: another 12 months. 317 00:15:29,581 --> 00:15:32,490 Dino: Oh. Oh, shit. 318 00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:35,680 Brown Dog: Is that the first suspension you've ever had, Eddie? I 319 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:37,240 Brown Dog: don't remember you ever getting reported when you play? 320 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,800 Eddie Betts: Nah, I got reported for five weeks for breaking someone's 321 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,301 Eddie Betts: jaw, but accidentally. 322 00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:44,760 Dino: What? Accidentally? 323 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,350 Brody: Yeah, that's fine. 324 00:15:45,830 --> 00:15:49,390 Brownie: Well, your kids will be reported for abusive language towards their father. 325 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,220 Eddie Betts: I think I'm the one that's going to be reported on the sideline 326 00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,002 Eddie Betts: for junior footy (inaudible) . 327 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,860 Dino: You give us legitimacy. We love you, mate. And we'll talk to you 328 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:00,071 Dino: real soon. Thanks for coming on again. 329 00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:00,221 Eddie Betts: All good. Take it easy, boys. 330 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:02,951 Brownie: Thanks, brother. 331 00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:03,250 Dino: See you, mate. 332 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,240 Brown Dog: There's something I never thought I had in common with 333 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,840 Brown Dog: Eddie. He got five weeks for breaking someone's jaw, and I got sex 334 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,190 Brown Dog: for breaking someone's jaw. 335 00:16:11,290 --> 00:16:12,280 Brownie: His happened on the field though. 336 00:16:12,310 --> 00:16:13,850 Brown Dog: Oh, yeah, that's right. 337 00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:14,990 Brody: Not outside a night club in Vegas. 338 00:16:17,730 --> 00:16:22,680 Dino: And then we're talking Top Gun finally. Welcome back to 339 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:28,270 Dino: Brownie's Podcast. All right, you guys, for real. Top Gun 340 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:29,730 Dino: is off the hook. 341 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,010 Brownie: Tell me that music's in it. 342 00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,500 Dino: Hans Zimmer. Listen to the steady hand of Zimmer, that guitar. And you know this is 343 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:40,540 Dino: the anthem for the first one. Mate, Zimmer. 344 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:42,300 Brody: Is Tom still a sex magnet in it? 345 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:44,300 Dino: Well, here's the thing about that, bro. It's a great question. 346 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,720 Dino: He's starting to look a bit old now. He's still a strong 347 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,380 Dino: old boy, like he's still a hot man. But he's 348 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:53,330 Dino: starting to look like an old man. You know what 349 00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:53,370 Dino: I mean? 350 00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:56,610 Brody: Yeah, but think about Sean Connery. The day before he died, still 351 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,600 Brody: a sex magnet bonafide. Does Tommy have it or no? 352 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:01,190 Dino: Still got it. And you know, in the first movie, 353 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:04,270 Dino: the volleyball scene where they're all greased up playing volleyball 354 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,060 Dino: and this song's playing... 355 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:11,449 Brownie: I could see you, Dog, beach volleyball, probably shirt off 356 00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:11,770 Brownie: and jeans. 357 00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,960 Dino: Taking it too seriously. Just taking people out. 358 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,060 Brown Dog: If Tom's looking a little bit old, he's not looking 359 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,760 Brown Dog: as old as Val Kilmer or Kelly. 360 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,041 Dino: Yeah, yeah. Well, Kilmer's in this, right? And... 361 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,830 Brownie: He doesn't talk. Tell me. 362 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:27,070 Dino: He can't talk in real life. He's got like throat 363 00:17:27,310 --> 00:17:27,830 Dino: shit going on. 364 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:28,211 Brownie: He does, yeah. 365 00:17:28,211 --> 00:17:30,740 Dino: But the way they put him in is unbelievable. But 366 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:34,159 Dino: I'm telling you, this movie's amazing. All the flight stuff, 367 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:38,231 Dino: real planes. It's not some CGI Marvel shit. It's amazing. 368 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,330 Brown Dog: So I saw a photo of you with Tom Cruise. 369 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:41,919 Dino: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 370 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,369 Brown Dog: You're about a foot taller than him for starters. Where was that taken? 371 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,010 Dino: You know I'm a short man, but I was tippy 372 00:17:47,010 --> 00:17:49,090 Dino: toeing. He is short, but I'm a tiny bit taller. That was for The 373 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:51,420 Dino: Mummy, that real shit movie. It was from ages ago. 374 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:52,150 Brown Dog: And you actually met him. 375 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,810 Dino: Man, I did time with Tom, and I asked him 376 00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:56,609 Dino: this question. I said, " Tom, with age, do we get 377 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,940 Dino: more internally confident? Or are we doomed to be eternally vulnerable?" 378 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,410 Brown Dog: You asked Tom Cruise that question? 379 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:02,590 Dino: Yeah, I did. 380 00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:03,080 Brown Dog: And what did he say? 381 00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:05,570 Dino: He gave me a four- minute answer and he eyeballed 382 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:08,291 Dino: me. Like I could see into his soul, man. That Scientology's some magic. 383 00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,941 Brownie: He was far too expansive with the answer. 384 00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:11,320 Dino: It was crazy shit though. 385 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:14,250 Brownie: He asked Nicole Kidman, his ex- wife, the same question, 386 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:16,290 Brownie: not at the same time. What did Nicole Kidman say? 387 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:19,440 Dino: I asked Tom Cruise the same question as I asked 388 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,430 Dino: Nicole Kidman, but her response wasn't exactly warm. Nicole, may 389 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:27,630 Dino: I have one question, Nicole, just one simple question? Sometimes 390 00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:30,540 Dino: I'm afraid to be myself. Do you think that'll go away with 391 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:33,080 Dino: age? Or as humans, are we eternally vulnerable? 392 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:36,830 Nicole Kidman: I have no idea. 393 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:37,541 Dino: Oh, that's right on. Right on. 394 00:18:37,541 --> 00:18:42,280 Brown Dog: That's her in Bewitched, mate. No idea. 395 00:18:43,869 --> 00:18:46,690 Dino: So again, go see this one. I'm going to go see it again. It's 396 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:47,600 Dino: off the hook. Brody, question? 397 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:49,979 Brody: I've got an idea because that is one of my 398 00:18:49,980 --> 00:18:51,470 Brody: favorite movie scenes of all time. 399 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:51,919 Dino: Which one? 400 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,470 Brody: When they're greased up, they're playing volleyball. 401 00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:53,750 Dino: Yes. 402 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:54,350 Brody: It's iconic, right? 403 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:54,620 Dino: Yeah. 404 00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:57,730 Brody: On Monday, I'm going to bring in a bottle of 405 00:18:57,730 --> 00:19:00,260 Brody: grease and I'm going to lube up Campbell, and you're going to do the 406 00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,480 Brody: entire show shirtless, lubed up in grease. 407 00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:05,340 Brown Dog: I can do that. I'll definitely trim down because I'm 408 00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:06,379 Brown Dog: very hairy at the moment. 409 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,000 Brownie: Yeah, you are a little bit. Shave that up, will you? 410 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,220 Brown Dog: Yeah, shave all that off. 411 00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:09,760 Brownie: Yeah. 412 00:19:09,859 --> 00:19:11,810 Dino: Dog, you don't have to say yes to this dumb 413 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:12,810 Dino: shit. Are you going to do it? 414 00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,490 Brown Dog: Mate, I've never said no to anything. I love all 415 00:19:15,490 --> 00:19:15,899 Brown Dog: that sort of stuff. 416 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,840 Brownie: Yes, and playing with the boys in the background. 417 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:20,310 Brown Dog: We'll just make sure that the girl that does the 418 00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,510 Brown Dog: news is there. 419 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:24,800 Brownie: No, no, actually I didn't want to name her on the podcast. 420 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:24,939 Dino: She'll be excited. 421 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,240 Brown Dog: Isn't in. 422 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,070 Dino: All right. So we'll start the podcast, and then I'll 423 00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:34,780 Dino: play this, and then you enter the studio greased up. 424 00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:39,500 Brown Dog: Yeah, I'm going to be as greased up as the Tongan flag bearer 425 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:41,730 Brown Dog: in the Olympics. You all seen him? No? Huh. 426 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:45,129 Brody: Thank you for that. That was really helpful. 427 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,859 Brownie: I just couldn't. I started the kids in with watching 428 00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:55,450 Brownie: it as well. So I'm going to take them to the IMAX. Then I said, "You got to take the kids to IMAX to watch it." I'm just questioning though... I'm going to go back to Goose 429 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:55,711 Brownie: getting killed. 430 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,470 Dino: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mate. 431 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:58,410 Brownie: How did he die? 432 00:19:58,470 --> 00:20:00,440 Dino: We all know Goose died in the first one. Obviously 433 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:00,720 Dino: we're not dickheads. 434 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,100 Brownie: That's right. He had to eject. Did he die from blunt 435 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:04,970 Brownie: force trauma? 436 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:08,141 Brody: Trauma, you reckon? Trauma, you reckon? I tell what... 437 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:15,970 Brownie: Magnificent, magnificent, magnificent. Or did he get knocked out when he hit the 438 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:19,300 Brownie: canopy and then drown when he landed in the ocean? 439 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,860 Brownie: And it took Maverick too long to get to his friend and save him? 440 00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:25,790 Dino: But also it was Iceman's fault in that situation anyway. Iceman fucked up everything. 441 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,409 Brownie: Where was the inquiry for Iceman? He fucked up. He wouldn't get out of the way. 442 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,810 Dino: Where was the inquiry for Iceman? 443 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,110 Brownie: Questions I need answered. 444 00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:37,090 Brown Dog: Hey, just before he ejected, someone yelled out, " Duck, duck, goose." 445 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,002 Dino: Get out, get out, get out. That's a five- minute (inaudible) . 446 00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:42,411 Brownie: You were pre-rejected. Pull the injection button. Is there one here in this studio? 447 00:20:42,411 --> 00:20:48,840 Dino: Get out. I do the edits. That's not getting out. 448 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:48,881 Brownie: No, that's going to get cut out. Has to. 449 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:48,921 Dino: No, it's it. 450 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,889 Brown Dog: There for my comedic brand. 451 00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:53,720 Dino: Brody, what have we got here? 452 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,689 Brody: All right. So I've got a new game that I 453 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,230 Brody: want to test on new Jonathan and new Campbell. Your names are going to be 454 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,800 Brody: your buzzers. Campbell, test your buzzer. No, you got to 455 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:04,941 Brody: say, " (inaudible) testing." 456 00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:05,000 Brownie: Oh, my God. He's just tapping on the desk. 457 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:09,760 Brown Dog: Campbell. 458 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,050 Brody: Campbell. Now test yours. 459 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:11,500 Brownie: Jonathan. 460 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,939 Brody: I want a bit of (inaudible) . Come on. 461 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,169 Brownie: It's too long. I'm going to go with Big John. 462 00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:16,211 Brody: Oh, I like that. 463 00:21:16,211 --> 00:21:16,221 Brown Dog: CB. 464 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,580 Brody: Yes, that's nice. All right. So the name of the 465 00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,470 Brody: game, right? I actually got an opener for it. ( Singing) 466 00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:27,501 Brody: Name That Player. Name That Player. Name That Player. 467 00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:27,502 Dino: Oh, God. 468 00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:32,040 Brown Dog: At least this isn't a visual game that none of the listeners can 469 00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,271 Brown Dog: actually play along with us. 470 00:21:33,271 --> 00:21:33,272 Dino: How do you play? 471 00:21:33,272 --> 00:21:33,273 Brody: They really hope when I do that, don't they? 472 00:21:33,273 --> 00:21:35,929 Brown Dog: Oh, well, sure. They should. 473 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:36,869 Brownie: It's a shocking opener, but all right. 474 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,580 Brody: We just do stuff to enjoy like amongst ourselves. 475 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:41,119 Brown Dog: This is a radio platform. 476 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,170 Brody: It is, but so I'm going to play audio of 477 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,609 Brody: some past and current AFL players. And you two need to buzz in 478 00:21:47,609 --> 00:21:48,650 Brody: who you think it is, all right? 479 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:49,950 Brown Dog: With just hearing their voices? 480 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:52,680 Brody: Yeah. And again, they're iconic voices that you should know. 481 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:54,760 Brody: But without the faces, can you guess them? All right? So you understand? 482 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:55,090 Brownie: Okay. 483 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,160 Brody: Round one, first one. 484 00:21:57,490 --> 00:22:01,859 Speaker 8: I pray all the years where you really... I know you're just trying to find motivation 485 00:22:01,859 --> 00:22:02,470 Speaker 8: to keep it going. 486 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,379 Brownie: Ah, yes. Big John. 487 00:22:04,890 --> 00:22:06,440 Brody: Wow. Wow. Really good on the buzzer there. 488 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,170 Dino: Need an answer. Need an answer, John. 489 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:08,840 Brownie: Patrick Crips. 490 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:09,840 Brody: Boom. Well done. 491 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,859 Brown Dog: Come on, the brown line medalist. 492 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,470 Dino: Suck shit, Dog. 493 00:22:13,619 --> 00:22:16,300 Speaker 10: It was unreal. Who's, for a small Ford, it's almost 494 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:16,770 Speaker 10: like the typical... 495 00:22:16,830 --> 00:22:19,002 Brownie: Big John. Scott (inaudible) . 496 00:22:19,010 --> 00:22:20,920 Brown Dog: Ooh, geez. You're good at these. 497 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:22,520 Brody: Do you watch football? Do you listen to football? 498 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,180 Brown Dog: Yeah. It just takes me a while to compute. 499 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:24,980 Brownie: Hey, I'm a pundit. 500 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:27,990 Dino: Concentrate. 501 00:22:28,690 --> 00:22:31,430 Speaker 11: And contrary to what people think, I train hard. Love Tommy. 502 00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,002 Brownie: Big John. (inaudible) . 503 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:34,550 Dino: Oh, that is. 504 00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:35,530 Brown Dog: Oh, my God. 505 00:22:35,910 --> 00:22:36,639 Brownie: Sound of a bitch. 506 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,369 Dino: So you can't win from here. Let's see if you 507 00:22:38,369 --> 00:22:39,981 Dino: can get a perfect record, John. Here we go. 508 00:22:39,981 --> 00:22:42,250 Speaker 12: TV in my room early days and listen to ESPN. 509 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:42,990 Brownie: Big John. 510 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,321 Dino: Nah, you didn't buzz properly. 511 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,639 Brody: You made a noise first. 512 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:46,002 Brownie: Max (inaudible) . 513 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:48,021 Brown Dog: Oh, mate, this game's fucking shit, mate. 514 00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:50,109 Brody: How was it so hard? 515 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,000 Brown Dog: Because it takes me a little bit to compute. 516 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,270 Brownie: Hey mate... (crosstalk) Are your ears painted on? 517 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:03,580 Brody: Honestly, Jonathan, you are one off a clean sweep, my man. 518 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:04,580 Brownie: Stay out of this, painted. 519 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,040 Dino: You got to try a Campbell. Have you been trying? 520 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:08,270 Brody: Listen. 521 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,580 Brown Dog: I swear I'm trying. 522 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:09,850 Brody: Listen. 523 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:14,041 Speaker 13: There's a life that I have, I won't say shirked, but I've evaded. 524 00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:14,970 Brownie: Big John. 525 00:23:18,380 --> 00:23:21,001 Brown Dog: Come to me. Come to me. 526 00:23:21,001 --> 00:23:21,171 Brownie: Come to him. 527 00:23:21,171 --> 00:23:21,551 Brown Dog: Come to me. 528 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:24,060 Brownie: Not time. Come to him. 529 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,150 Brody: Full grab for Campbell. 530 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:25,850 Brown Dog: Okay. Full grab. 531 00:23:25,910 --> 00:23:26,840 Speaker 13: There's a life that I have, won't say shirked, but 532 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,120 Speaker 13: I've evaded. 533 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,002 Brown Dog: (inaudible) . 534 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:31,480 Brody: Yes. 535 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:35,310 Brown Dog: See? I just needed an extra couple of seconds per grab. 536 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:37,500 Brody: You actually disqualified. You didn't buzz in. So Johnathan with 537 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,350 Brody: a clean sweep. 538 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:38,850 Brownie: Thank you. What'd I win? 539 00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:38,851 Brown Dog: Good game. Good game. 540 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,469 Dino: Great game. 541 00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:42,239 Brownie: I need a proof. 542 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,879 Dino: Back in a second. Don't move. Welcome back to Brownie's 543 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:50,149 Dino: Podcast. Blues Collingwood at the G, you won't be able to 544 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:52,160 Dino: get tickets to this game. Well, you will, but it'll 545 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,050 Dino: be snug, John. 546 00:23:53,090 --> 00:23:54,670 Brownie: Well, you're not even asking me. I had a mate the 547 00:23:54,670 --> 00:24:00,710 Brownie: other day, one of my good mates, close mates. This is the first significant Carlton Collingwood 548 00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:03,960 Brownie: game for the best part of 20 years. He texts me, " Hey 549 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,119 Brownie: mate, I just need 11 tickets for Carlton Collingwood, preferably 550 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,459 Brownie: undercover. Thanks mate." 551 00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:11,271 Dino: Questions, questions. So, first of all... 552 00:24:11,271 --> 00:24:11,619 Brownie: Just 11. 553 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,290 Dino: Did he say, " Can I bother you for tickets," without 554 00:24:15,290 --> 00:24:15,761 Dino: dropping the 11? 555 00:24:15,761 --> 00:24:16,561 Brownie: No. 556 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:17,911 Brown Dog: Did he say please and thank you? 557 00:24:17,911 --> 00:24:20,869 Brownie: " Can I just grab 11 tickets for Carlton Collingwood, 558 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,720 Brownie: preferably undercover?" 559 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,300 Brown Dog: What does he think you are? Ticket tech? 560 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:25,001 Brownie: (inaudible) 561 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,520 Dino: People think that you can just pull them out of 562 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:28,100 Dino: your rectum. 563 00:24:29,140 --> 00:24:33,760 Brownie: Yeah, well, that's right. My tight rectum after the marathon. 564 00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:35,440 Dino: He has a brand new butt. Yeah, brand new. 565 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,441 Brownie: (inaudible) I said, "No, I don't think so." 566 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:35,442 Dino: Yeah, it's too much. 567 00:24:35,442 --> 00:24:35,481 Brownie: Just when I contemplated going to the 200 club, I was going to text Brown Dog saying, "Can I use your two?" 568 00:24:35,481 --> 00:24:35,482 Dino: That would be two. 569 00:24:35,482 --> 00:24:35,483 Brownie: See, it's 11. 570 00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:50,310 Brody: But come grand final time, does people hit you up for tickets? Like people that you don't even really know 571 00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:52,810 Brody: go like, " Oh, hey mate, any chance you've got..." Really? 572 00:24:52,810 --> 00:24:57,810 Brown Dog: The difference between regular home and away and grand final, 573 00:24:58,430 --> 00:25:00,350 Brown Dog: you're prepared to go the extra yard a bit for 574 00:25:00,350 --> 00:25:02,810 Brown Dog: grand final because you're a generous guy. 575 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:02,891 Dino: What's your response? 576 00:25:02,891 --> 00:25:06,001 Brown Dog: Oh, you sell him, don't you? (crosstalk) 577 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,050 Brownie: Wash your mouth out, Brody. 578 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:10,480 Brown Dog: You would never scalp us. 579 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,330 Dino: It's funny you say that, bro, because it really feels 580 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:13,671 Dino: like they're selling them. 581 00:25:13,671 --> 00:25:13,672 Brody: Doesn't it? Doesn't it? 582 00:25:13,672 --> 00:25:13,673 Dino: It feels like that. 583 00:25:13,673 --> 00:25:13,674 Brody: It feels like that. 584 00:25:13,674 --> 00:25:20,990 Brown Dog: I know some do, but John and I don't. That's probably why we... 585 00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,629 Brody: But you're actually entitled two grand final tickets, really? 586 00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:27,830 Brownie: Well, when we were playing, you're entitled to four. The most I was able to 587 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:37,540 Brownie: obtain or attain... Yeah. 588 00:25:39,970 --> 00:25:40,001 Brown Dog: Yeah. (crosstalk) 589 00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:40,002 Brownie: Obtain, okay. 590 00:25:40,002 --> 00:25:40,003 Dino: Wait, I think I've got the wording for it here. 591 00:25:40,003 --> 00:25:40,005 Brownie: Magnificent. (inaudible) Most I was able to obtain... 592 00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:40,006 Brown Dog: Acetone? 593 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:43,440 Brownie: Acetone? Now I'm getting confused, was 26 in 2001. 594 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:44,960 Brown Dog: You're kidding. That is big. 595 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:50,710 Brownie: Well, I was very friendly with a young employee, a ticketer. His or her name 596 00:25:50,740 --> 00:26:01,420 Brownie: will remain anonymous and... 597 00:26:01,890 --> 00:26:04,359 Dino: You were prostituting your body for tickets? 598 00:26:04,869 --> 00:26:08,850 Brownie: It was a very strategic move. (inaudible) chance to make a grand final. 599 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:09,470 Dino: That's smart. 600 00:26:09,630 --> 00:26:10,130 Brownie: Very strategic. 601 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,470 Dino: That is smart. Hey, this is going to be a little " Make sure you watch..." 602 00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:15,240 Dino: What other games are we looking forward to this weekend? 603 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,991 Brown Dog: I'm looking forward to Hawthorne and The Sun's up in Darwin, to be honest with you. I think it'll be a good game. 604 00:26:17,991 --> 00:26:20,190 Brody: The Campbell Brown Cup? 605 00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:22,810 Brown Dog: Yes. Or some people call it the Tom Murphy Cup. 606 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:27,100 Dino: Well, we almost got it. We almost got to the 607 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:29,100 Dino: end of the podcast without him doing a weird Jim 608 00:26:29,100 --> 00:26:29,389 Dino: Carey line. 609 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:32,619 Brownie: Hey, Sydney Richmond will be huge tonight. That'll be magnificent. 610 00:26:32,619 --> 00:26:33,001 Brownie: And Melbourne (inaudible) 611 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,031 Dino: See you later. 612 00:26:35,031 --> 00:26:35,032 Brownie: Au revoir. 613 00:26:35,032 --> 00:26:35,242 Brown Dog: Bye.