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Speaker 1: Guys, we are back. We've had two weeks away. I

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Speaker 1: went to the States and went to America. Did they

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Speaker 1: did the flight into LA. Only spent one night in

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Speaker 1: LA to catch up with some friends, and then went

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Speaker 1: to New York. But we stayed at a friend's apartment

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Speaker 1: in LA. And you know that flight from Australia, you

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Speaker 1: get in because you make up time when you travel

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Speaker 1: from Australia, you leave, you might leave it like nine

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Speaker 1: am or ten am Australian time on Friday, and you

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Speaker 1: get in at seven am on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Is this right? Okay? This is QF one, isn't it? No?

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Speaker 1: I think it's ninety three.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And then yeah, you lose it coming back.

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Speaker 1: And then when you come back, you leave on Wednesday

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Speaker 1: and you get.

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Speaker 2: Back by Friday.

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Speaker 1: So we went over and so we got in very

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Speaker 1: early in the morning. We stayed at a friend's place,

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Speaker 1: went to their apartment and how good is it when

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Speaker 1: you're in a new place and you open Uber eats

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Speaker 1: because we're hungry because by the time we then got

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Speaker 1: out of the airport got to the apartment was like eleven.

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Speaker 1: I was like, it's lunchtime. We're exhausted. We want to shower.

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Speaker 1: Let's just order some.

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Speaker 2: But then it can be overwhelming. You sit there going,

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Speaker 2: you know what, maybe breakfast? What do you feel like?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 1: This is so boring Americans do banker so well America.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I actually wanted just something really clean, and I wanted

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Speaker 1: like a salad or something, you know, aeroplane.

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Speaker 2: Food, big big American salad, you know, the big place.

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Speaker 1: And you get anything and anyway, so we ordered. Then

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Speaker 1: I just ordered about seven of everything. I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: on that and and that. We kept ordering.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I had a shower, I get out and it says, oh,

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Speaker 1: your food's on the way. It'll be there in five

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Speaker 1: minutes because the.

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Speaker 3: Quicker there, you know, and here we get the bikes. Well,

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Speaker 3: kind of thinking about moving.

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Speaker 2: It's like a conversation they had on the castle, remember

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Speaker 2: quizzing about what it's like overseas.

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Speaker 1: What's funny you ask, Well, there's also so many options.

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Speaker 1: There's something on every corner. Realistically, I should have just

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Speaker 1: walked out the front door and gone it was only

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Speaker 1: gonna be five minutes. Yeah, anyway, so I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's five minutes, I'll go down now. It's beautiful sunnydal'

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Speaker 1: get some fresh air. Just wait outside for the five minutes.

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Speaker 1: So I'm staying there. Ten minutes later, I'm like, it's

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Speaker 1: still not here. Fifteen minutes and I'm looking at the

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Speaker 1: thing and I'm like, hey, bro, you're right, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: look like you're moving. And by this stage I'm hungry.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he's not moving. And then I was like, oh, yeah, no, no,

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Speaker 1: he's moving. And then I looked at it again. I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: not moving again. Twenty minutes I was out there and

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Speaker 1: I was like, Paul, the food's not coming.

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Speaker 2: Paul. It's like it'll be coming.

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Speaker 1: Chill out, sis, it's not your last meal on earth.

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Speaker 1: You'll be fine. And I'm like, oh, we are.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell me that I'm hungry.

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Speaker 1: A thing to say to a Gitan, No angry woman. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it was magnificent weather in a Twenty five minutes later,

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Speaker 1: this guy walks up to me and I'm like, is

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Speaker 1: everything okay? He goes, yeah, it's such a beautiful day.

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Speaker 1: I decided to.

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Speaker 3: Uber walk, Oh I'm not moving there an evening, he

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Speaker 3: drove to pick up the food and then walk for

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Speaker 3: the rest of twenty five minute walk or a five

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Speaker 3: minute drive.

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Speaker 1: So he got the food and thought, it's such beautiful weather.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to walk the food.

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Speaker 2: Good luck fine on his body. Oh see, you've asked

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Speaker 2: the right question. Moving there now, stay here.

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Speaker 1: I was so angry I started to think from it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, maybe I've got one of those robots,

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Speaker 1: because the robots are all over other uber eats or

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Speaker 1: the food robots. Do you say those?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was like, maybe it's one of those. No, be

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Speaker 1: a happy little man.

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Speaker 2: Your stale could have been getting out. What was what

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Speaker 2: was the delicacy? Was it the food?

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Speaker 3: It was?

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Speaker 1: You know, it was like salads, sandwiches and wraps.

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Speaker 2: It was fine.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't like frozen yogurt that was melted.

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Speaker 2: Oh, reactive looks could kill.

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Speaker 1: And then you have to tip them like twenty five

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Speaker 1: percent as well.

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Speaker 2: Do you have to tip over there? On uber eats?

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Speaker 1: You have to tip over there on everything each other?

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Speaker 2: Hang on, you've got to tip the driver with cash?

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Speaker 1: No on the app?

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Speaker 2: No, that's crap.

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Speaker 1: No, it's like minimum, there's minimum.

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Speaker 2: What happens if you don't minimum?

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Speaker 1: They come and murder you?

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Speaker 2: Actually walking next meal? They kill you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they actually do? You have to do you know

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Speaker 1: the other day in New York, I ordered two coffees

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Speaker 1: do and at the standing coffee thing like they didn't

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Speaker 1: bring it to the table. I went up at a

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Speaker 1: coffee shop and ordered to take away coffees and it

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Speaker 1: came up as I paid tip eighteen percent or thirty

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Speaker 1: percent that were three on Yeah, and it cost me

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Speaker 1: thirty two dollars for Australian dollars for two coffees.

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Speaker 2: Geez, what's the tip them? Did you get the big option? No?

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Speaker 1: Eighteen percent?

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Speaker 2: Are you, bud? There's nothing worse. They hold the screen

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Speaker 2: out in front of you, my jard. So that's when

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Speaker 2: you're distracting me. Go how much are they in the cabinet?

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Speaker 1: When they look away, quickly tip thirty bucks or two coffees.

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Speaker 1: That's insane.

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Speaker 3: America is very.

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Speaker 2: Very because you're they killing people for not tipping. Oh,

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Speaker 2: they'll kill you.

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Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on

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Speaker 1: the socials.

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