Speaker 1: This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiicol Land.
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this
Speaker 2: country and elders past present.
Speaker 1: We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and
Speaker 1: Torres Strait Island of people joining.
Speaker 2: Us today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. Hey, hey,
Speaker 2: what were we going to talk about? Oh? My god,
Speaker 2: You're going to China?
Speaker 1: Yep, tonight.
Speaker 2: What the bloody heck is going on there?
Speaker 1: Work trip?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Nice, I've wanted to go since before COVID.
Speaker 2: Nice, But obviously COVID.
Speaker 1: Happened and then China was really locked down and the
Speaker 1: whole rest of the world.
Speaker 2: But speak for me today, I keeps sniffing right into
Speaker 2: the mic. Yuck. Sorry, give me the not to do
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: So I'm finally going. I'm very excited. I'm going to
Speaker 1: source fabric at the fabric markets. And I'm also I
Speaker 1: think I'm going to go and look at some shoe factories.
Speaker 2: What to do fake shoes?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: From my understanding, shoes are technical, like a lot more
Speaker 1: technical than a piece of clothing. Yeah, but why not
Speaker 1: while I'm over there, see what's out there?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Because I'm fucking sick of buying my three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: sandals that I wear every day and they give me blisters. Okay,
Speaker 1: Why are so many shoes so bad? Why do we
Speaker 1: buy shoes that cost two or three hundred dollars and
Speaker 1: they give you six blisters in six different spots and
Speaker 1: you've got to wear them in for a month.
Speaker 2: My feet are raw?
Speaker 1: Like have you like how many times if you bought
Speaker 1: shoes and they fucking hurt you? Who is approving the shoes?
Speaker 2: They've got a whole.
Speaker 1: Team trying on these samples. Why doesn't anyone pick up
Speaker 1: on the fact that they fucking give you blisters? Doc Martins,
Speaker 1: A Lias may love you, a Lias may, but fuck me.
Speaker 1: Your two hundred and fifty dollars sandals have got my
Speaker 1: feet red raw.
Speaker 2: I remember one time I splashed out on added ass
Speaker 2: and it felt like there was a golf ball in
Speaker 2: my foot. They have this like hump in the middle.
Speaker 1: Who is approving this? Like this is going through so
Speaker 1: much sampling. Why is one person along the chain of
Speaker 1: command not saying, hang on, we can't sell these These
Speaker 1: give people six blisters. Who is fucking responsible? And also
Speaker 1: someone needs to come out with a brand where the
Speaker 1: shoes are just comfory from the day that you get them.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have to wear shoes in.
Speaker 1: No, especially when they're like two to three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess you'll be the one to change the
Speaker 2: industry again. My fuster, where is it? The big toe
Speaker 2: of the little toe on my foot? Where am I looking?
Speaker 2: Bringing over here? Put your foot in my face? Blows
Speaker 2: the dogs? Are you don't have to put your foot
Speaker 2: on me? Get your foot off me? Okay? Your lister
Speaker 2: looks like a fucking cigarette burns. Oh and that's.
Speaker 1: From one pair of shoes, and then this side too.
Speaker 1: But it's not really that bad.
Speaker 2: So can you not just loosen them in a little bit?
Speaker 1: It's not these, it's another thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, nice, Well you're off to China to make some shoes.
Speaker 2: That's good. I write my turn to gloat. You had
Speaker 2: your book on Tuesday. I've got my trip to either
Speaker 2: South Korea or Japan, right, okay, let me tell Let
Speaker 2: me tell you about this. Let me tell you about this.
Speaker 2: I probably have already made a video about this.
Speaker 1: Everyone laid down. This is going to be a long story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might be I may have already made a
Speaker 2: video about this, and the video probably would be a
Speaker 2: bit more concise. I might just ramble on here, but basically,
Speaker 2: I got this email in my inbox not long ago,
Speaker 2: and as a content creator you.
Speaker 1: Sent, I was drunk when I wrote back to that,
Speaker 1: I need to actually do that for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, do it right now? Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: So I get emails in my inbox, not even kidding you,
Speaker 2: every single day, every single mostly mornings. I will wake
Speaker 2: up and overnight they must be coming from, you know,
Speaker 2: other countries and things. So I wake up in the
Speaker 2: morning and the first thing in my inbox will usually
Speaker 2: be a scam. For a lot of them. What they're
Speaker 2: looking to do is access my social media accounts so
Speaker 2: they can obviously hack them and then take them over,
Speaker 2: and I guess scam my followers, or promote their own thing,
Speaker 2: or just like have an account with hundreds of thousands
Speaker 2: of followers that they can then use for whatever they want.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but for the majority of the time
Speaker 2: they're trying to take access to my account. So every
Speaker 2: single day I'll have either we can get you verified.
Speaker 2: I'm already verified on every account, but they can get
Speaker 2: me verified. I get a lot like come on the
Speaker 2: Chelsea Handler podcast, which I've actually fallen for in the past,
Speaker 2: and like I've set it up with my manager and
Speaker 2: then we figured out later down the track it's a scam.
Speaker 2: There are some really smart ways that they do it.
Speaker 2: There are things that they'll say, we'll send you on
Speaker 2: this trip here, and you owe us this many posts,
Speaker 2: and then like when you do it, they're like when
Speaker 2: we start the conversation, then all of a sudden, it's like,
Speaker 2: we just need your bank details just to make sure
Speaker 2: you're legit, and I'm going, hang on, we need to
Speaker 2: make sure you're legit. So anyway, I get this email
Speaker 2: not long ago and it's like, we want to send
Speaker 2: you to South Korea or Japan, and I was like, now,
Speaker 2: why would I have an option going to either of
Speaker 2: those countries? Like that just seems really random to me.
Speaker 2: So they said, like, are you interested? And sometimes when
Speaker 2: I get these scams as well, sometimes I will reply
Speaker 2: to the ones that I think can go somewhere funny
Speaker 2: and do it for a bit because I think it'll
Speaker 2: either lead to a fabulous podcast segment, a funny video online,
Speaker 2: or even for my live shows. My next live show
Speaker 2: that I'm doing, I hope to incorporate a digital kind
Speaker 2: of aspect, you know how they like stand there and
Speaker 2: like kind of do a side show of sorts Like
Speaker 2: I feel like there might be one of those. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, these sorts of things could lead to really
Speaker 2: funny bits on the Internet. So sometimes I will reply
Speaker 2: to the scams, knowing they're a scam, and obviously not
Speaker 2: give them any information, but see how much I can
Speaker 2: get out of them, and it might lead somewhere. It
Speaker 2: literally never has. So anyway, I get this email, We're
Speaker 2: gonna send you to Japan or South Korea. I was like, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: So I reply and I'm like, yeah, I'm interested seeing
Speaker 2: where we can go with this. I get another email
Speaker 2: back and it's like fill out this form and I go,
Speaker 2: here we go. So this will last for my bank
Speaker 2: details or my passport number or something. They want to
Speaker 2: steal my identity. Right, And the thing is with these scams,
Speaker 2: they all come from really legit looking emails and really
Speaker 2: legit looking you know people and all the rest of that.
Speaker 2: Like they've done really really well. We are past the
Speaker 2: point of you know, remember in two thousand and sixty
Speaker 2: a year six email at school, you'd get, I am
Speaker 2: the Prince of Nigeria and I have thirty billion dollars
Speaker 2: to give you. Like now it's a little bit more.
Speaker 2: They're very smart, they're very switched on. And so I
Speaker 2: filled out this form. Well, I looked at the form
Speaker 2: and I was like, they're really not asking for many
Speaker 2: details here, So I feel like it's safe to fill
Speaker 2: out this form. And I was like, oh, we'll give
Speaker 2: this a guy. It could lead somewhere, it might not,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I might also be legit, but
Speaker 2: I've got no idea, but I'll fill it out anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Like a week later, someone I'm on live on TikTok
Speaker 2: and someone comments, how does it feel to be nominated
Speaker 2: for the for the Cluck Trip? And I went, sorry,
Speaker 2: probably nominated for the Cluck Trip. So Kluk is sending
Speaker 2: eight people to either South Korea or Japan, and I've
Speaker 2: been nominated as a finalist and people have to vote
Speaker 2: for me to go. And the funniest part is like
Speaker 2: there was just no confirmation. You just thought it was
Speaker 2: scared and if there was, if it was confirmed at
Speaker 2: the time of the live, I hadn't because since now
Speaker 2: I've since spoken to them and been like, wait, this
Speaker 2: is legit, like and I asked a couple questions. I
Speaker 2: was like, how does this work? And I'm not really sure,
Speaker 2: and like they didn't tell me the dates that we
Speaker 2: were going to be going or anything like that, like
Speaker 2: I could have been in America when we were going.
Speaker 2: I literally had no idea, and I was like when
Speaker 2: this person commented, I was like, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: And then they were like sent the link in the
Speaker 2: tiktop and then I couldn't click it because I was
Speaker 2: on the TikTok live anyway. Then I had to get
Speaker 2: my laptop and I was like, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 2: literally nominated for this trip, like officially on the on
Speaker 2: the Kluk website and all. And I'm going to be
Speaker 2: honest with you, like I'm still really confused about the
Speaker 2: whole thing. But you can vote for me. So we'll
Speaker 2: put a link in the show notes to go and
Speaker 2: vote for me. Please.
Speaker 1: Usually just voted for you.
Speaker 2: It takes fifteen seconds. The good thing is because I
Speaker 2: was like, maybe this is still a scam, right, maybe
Speaker 2: this isn't the real clue. I mean, it looks really legit.
Speaker 2: But I was like, okay, so how does the voting
Speaker 2: process work, because you know, sometimes you have to vote
Speaker 2: for things and you have to type in a phone
Speaker 2: number and an email and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And I was like, right, maybe that's there. It's someone
Speaker 2: trying to get like people's you know, in the hopes
Speaker 2: that I would be like, vote for me, and then
Speaker 2: you'd go over and then you have to put your
Speaker 2: email in, So now you're the one being scammed. Like
Speaker 2: I was looking into all of that. This is before
Speaker 2: I spoke to it.
Speaker 1: So easy for me to vote just in I just
Speaker 1: touched your name and press submit.
Speaker 2: And that's it. You don't have to put any information.
Speaker 1: In collecting emails.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I ended up speaking to them over
Speaker 2: the weekend, and I had an email anyway that was
Speaker 2: like you're a finalist. But this email came after it
Speaker 2: had already been live, so someone had already found it
Speaker 2: and someone else must have known and posted about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, it doesn't seem like it's a scam.
Speaker 2: You won't get scammed if you vote, because there's no
Speaker 2: way for them to get any information or anything. You
Speaker 2: voted as well, Hannah, thank you. So if you could
Speaker 2: click the link in the show notes and vote for me. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure you can only vote once per device,
Speaker 2: so if you do have multiple devices, you can do
Speaker 2: that or incognito Windows. I don't know, but I've tried
Speaker 2: to vote for myself again, like on my phone, and
Speaker 2: it still says submitted even a couple days later. But
Speaker 2: this is just a journey that we're all going to
Speaker 2: go on together, and like, if I win, we'll just
Speaker 2: see where it takes us. Because at this point, I'm like, right,
Speaker 2: it's obviously real. I've spoken to them. You don't have
Speaker 2: to put any details in when you vote for me,
Speaker 2: and I just wasn't convinced that it was real, but
Speaker 2: it really seems like it's real. So now I need
Speaker 2: you all on board to vote for me so that
Speaker 2: I can go to one of these countries, which South
Speaker 2: Korea would be fun. I've really got no interest in
Speaker 2: going there and never have, but if I get to go,
Speaker 2: of course I'm going to take the opportunity. I would
Speaker 2: like to go back to Japan because I only went
Speaker 2: that one time when I was fifteen, and obviously now
Speaker 2: I'm an adult, and I'd like to do that again
Speaker 2: and maybe not get held hostage this time.
Speaker 1: But talking like someone that fucking does the races coming forward.
Speaker 2: And because I had a double shot coffee this morning
Speaker 2: and then had a V and I got halfway through
Speaker 2: my pink V and I went fuck. I already had
Speaker 2: a coffee this morning because I had to be up
Speaker 2: early because someone had to come and fix out air content.
Speaker 2: You're sorry. Sorry anyway, the point of the fact of
Speaker 2: the matter is vote for me down below, and if
Speaker 2: I get to go, you'll all be coming on the
Speaker 2: journey with me. I'm ninety nine percent sure it's not
Speaker 2: a scam, and it really is Cluk. It's on the website.
Speaker 2: It's on the website. But it's just funny that I
Speaker 2: literally filled out this form thinking this could go somewhere good.
Speaker 2: Who offers a free trip? Because the other thing as well, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I do want to say the other thing that led
Speaker 2: me to think it was a scam is I've never
Speaker 2: worked with Kluk before. This was just a cold call
Speaker 2: email from them, So it's not like Kluk is someone
Speaker 2: who i've you know, a brand that I've worked with
Speaker 2: and I have, so I have no idea who works
Speaker 2: at Kluk. I have no idea about any of that,
Speaker 2: so it wasn't like it was a relationship I already have.
Speaker 2: They also aren't paying me at all. Obviously I'll get
Speaker 2: the free trip if I win, But right now they
Speaker 2: don't know that I'm talking about this on the podcast.
Speaker 2: They don't know that I've made a video about it,
Speaker 2: Like unless they happen to stumble across this podcast or
Speaker 2: they're a scroller. I'm not sure that whether they know
Speaker 2: or not. So click the link, you say vote now,
Speaker 2: and then you just vote for me in the glam
Speaker 2: Fam section and hopefully I get to go on that
Speaker 2: trip because I'm in my jet setting era this year. Apparently.
Speaker 1: Well, I've voted for you, and I'll make AJ and
Speaker 1: all the fake girls vote for you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, and I just want to steal.
Speaker 1: The spotlight off you again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because look.
Speaker 1: Number one on Book Too Nice, followed by the Let
Speaker 1: Them Theory by Mel Robins, followed by Sunrise on the repeating.
Speaker 2: That's that new Hunger Games book, so for you to
Speaker 2: be at the top is actually pretty special.
Speaker 1: On nick Storm is number six. Aren't you reading that?
Speaker 2: Or I did? But that's fine that it's at six,
Speaker 2: but that sunrise on the reaping and the let them
Speaker 2: theory to be above them, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Slayok, and vote for Matt. This has just been a
Speaker 1: begging episode.
Speaker 2: I know, sorry, but I just think there's a funny
Speaker 2: little story behind the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And yeah what Someone commented on my YouTube video last
Speaker 1: night saying I did get ready with me talking doing
Speaker 1: my makeup, and then I was talking about the book.
Speaker 1: Someone commented, so, is this channel just one big infomercial now?
Speaker 1: And I said, yes, absolutely, everything we do is one
Speaker 1: big infomercial if you really think about it that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All the content that we post, for sure, it's all
Speaker 1: promoting ourselves. Yeah, so don't try and shame me for
Speaker 1: promoting myself, because that's what social media fucking is.
Speaker 2: Savry.
Speaker 1: Vote for Matt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm kind of certain it's not a scam.
Speaker 1: It's not still You're never bloody. No, it's the beast
Speaker 1: opportunity they could have been collecting emails with the voting,
Speaker 1: like the fact that I could just tap your name
Speaker 1: and click submit and don't have to put anything about myself.
Speaker 1: They have missed out on adding more people to their
Speaker 1: mailing list.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure, but I'm kind of glad about that
Speaker 2: because you know, it makes it really easy for people
Speaker 2: to vote. But anyway, look, I just love that I
Speaker 2: started this as like, oh, this could be a good
Speaker 2: bit for the socials of the podcast. Imagine this string
Speaker 2: these guys along and now here I am actually with
Speaker 2: a potential to go. And there's some other core creators
Speaker 2: that are nominated to in other categories, so you can
Speaker 2: vote for them as well. I'd love to go with
Speaker 2: Jack Coop.
Speaker 1: That would be fun.
Speaker 2: And bam, it's Joanne and I don't actually because they're
Speaker 2: good friends of mine. But I don't actually know Anthony
Speaker 2: what's his name? Undiagnosed Anthony, but his videos are hilarious
Speaker 2: and oh yes sweet he does a sweet trees. He
Speaker 2: made this video not long pissed at because he just
Speaker 2: says stuff.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care what he says.
Speaker 2: He doesn't care what he says. The other day literally
Speaker 2: made this video that was like I just think, like,
Speaker 2: if you're good looking, you're boring, Like you have to
Speaker 2: be boring because you haven't been you haven't been how
Speaker 2: did he put it? He was like you haven't been
Speaker 2: through enough, Like trials in your life from being unattractive,
Speaker 2: that you haven't been bullied enough to be a funny
Speaker 2: person or interesting person. So if you're just hot and
Speaker 2: you've had everything handed to you, like, you're just a
Speaker 2: boring person, right. It's I don't want to mention any names,
Speaker 2: but like Leah Houlton and I was like, whoa like
Speaker 2: like just dropping names like that? What about MICHAELA tester's
Speaker 2: doing the Anna Paul stuff.
Speaker 1: I know I haven't watched any of them. I don't
Speaker 1: have enough time, but I'm liking the recaps and everyone's
Speaker 1: posting on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'm not across part two yet because at the time
Speaker 2: of recording, it has only just dropped over the weekend.
Speaker 2: But for her to just be like, oh yeah, it
Speaker 2: broke my heart actually to see her say that apparently
Speaker 2: evidently evidently, no, not evidently allegedly allegedly sorry, Allegedly Anna
Speaker 2: was saying not nice things about Jack Cooper, and Jack
Speaker 2: Cooper was a big an Apple fan, So that makes
Speaker 2: me sad. So I have to dive into part two
Speaker 2: a bit deeper.
Speaker 1: I I was just going to say something good Now
Speaker 1: I can't remember. I think in this whole Anapple Mikayla
Speaker 1: Tester thing, the silence from the polls says everything that
Speaker 1: we need to know. I know, we spoke about this
Speaker 1: ages ago when like the first lot of stuff came out,
Speaker 1: But if you are innocent, you would come out and
Speaker 1: talk about it. The silence is deafening, That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Like if someone was accusing me of this sort of stuff,
Speaker 2: I'd jump on straight away and be like, I don't
Speaker 2: know what the bloody heck, this bitch just fat.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's the but here's the truth.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it is interesting, Like why is it taking
Speaker 2: so long? I don't know. Anyway, it's just too big
Speaker 2: because a lot of people have been asking us to
Speaker 2: kind of speak about it, and when I do, my
Speaker 2: lives people will be like, are you going to speak
Speaker 2: about the Anapaul stuff on the podcast and also in
Speaker 2: the scrollers broadcast channel as well. People have been asking one,
Speaker 2: I'm not entirely across it and know enough to say
Speaker 2: too much on it, But second of all, I don't
Speaker 2: know how to say what I want to say. But
Speaker 2: I'm just kind of like, what have we got to
Speaker 2: add to the conversation at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, who cares what way you think?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 2: Who are we?
Speaker 1: We are those pitches, bitches.
Speaker 2: We are those bitches. And you know what, those bitches
Speaker 2: will see you next Tuesday,