WEBVTT - Matt VS The Scammers 

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<v Speaker 1>This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiicol Land.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this

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<v Speaker 2>country and elders past present.

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<v Speaker 1>We extend our respect to any First Nations Aboriginal and

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<v Speaker 1>Torres Strait Island of people joining.

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<v Speaker 2>Us today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. Hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what were we going to talk about? Oh? My god,

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to China?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>What the bloody heck is going on there?

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<v Speaker 1>Work trip?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Nice, I've wanted to go since before COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice, But obviously COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>Happened and then China was really locked down and the

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<v Speaker 1>whole rest of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>But speak for me today, I keeps sniffing right into

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<v Speaker 2>the mic. Yuck. Sorry, give me the not to do

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<v Speaker 2>it again.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm finally going. I'm very excited. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>source fabric at the fabric markets. And I'm also I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm going to go and look at some shoe factories.

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<v Speaker 2>What to do fake shoes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Nice?

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<v Speaker 1>From my understanding, shoes are technical, like a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>technical than a piece of clothing. Yeah, but why not

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<v Speaker 1>while I'm over there, see what's out there?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm fucking sick of buying my three hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 1>sandals that I wear every day and they give me blisters. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Why are so many shoes so bad? Why do we

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<v Speaker 1>buy shoes that cost two or three hundred dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>they give you six blisters in six different spots and

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<v Speaker 1>you've got to wear them in for a month.

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<v Speaker 2>My feet are raw?

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<v Speaker 1>Like have you like how many times if you bought

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<v Speaker 1>shoes and they fucking hurt you? Who is approving the shoes?

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<v Speaker 2>They've got a whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Team trying on these samples. Why doesn't anyone pick up

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<v Speaker 1>on the fact that they fucking give you blisters? Doc Martins,

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<v Speaker 1>A Lias may love you, a Lias may, but fuck me.

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<v Speaker 1>Your two hundred and fifty dollars sandals have got my

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<v Speaker 1>feet red raw.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember one time I splashed out on added ass

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<v Speaker 2>and it felt like there was a golf ball in

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<v Speaker 2>my foot. They have this like hump in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is approving this? Like this is going through so

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<v Speaker 1>much sampling. Why is one person along the chain of

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<v Speaker 1>command not saying, hang on, we can't sell these These

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<v Speaker 1>give people six blisters. Who is fucking responsible? And also

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<v Speaker 1>someone needs to come out with a brand where the

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<v Speaker 1>shoes are just comfory from the day that you get them.

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<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't have to wear shoes in.

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<v Speaker 1>No, especially when they're like two to three hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess you'll be the one to change the

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<v Speaker 2>industry again. My fuster, where is it? The big toe

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<v Speaker 2>of the little toe on my foot? Where am I looking?

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<v Speaker 2>Bringing over here? Put your foot in my face? Blows

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<v Speaker 2>the dogs? Are you don't have to put your foot

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<v Speaker 2>on me? Get your foot off me? Okay? Your lister

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<v Speaker 2>looks like a fucking cigarette burns. Oh and that's.

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<v Speaker 1>From one pair of shoes, and then this side too.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not really that bad.

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<v Speaker 2>So can you not just loosen them in a little bit?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not these, it's another thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, nice, Well you're off to China to make some shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. I write my turn to gloat. You had

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<v Speaker 2>your book on Tuesday. I've got my trip to either

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<v Speaker 2>South Korea or Japan, right, okay, let me tell Let

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<v Speaker 2>me tell you about this. Let me tell you about this.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably have already made a video about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone laid down. This is going to be a long story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it might be I may have already made a

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<v Speaker 2>video about this, and the video probably would be a

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<v Speaker 2>bit more concise. I might just ramble on here, but basically,

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<v Speaker 2>I got this email in my inbox not long ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and as a content creator you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sent, I was drunk when I wrote back to that,

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<v Speaker 1>I need to actually do that for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you, do it right now? Yeah, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>So I get emails in my inbox, not even kidding you,

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<v Speaker 2>every single day, every single mostly mornings. I will wake

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<v Speaker 2>up and overnight they must be coming from, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>other countries and things. So I wake up in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning and the first thing in my inbox will usually

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<v Speaker 2>be a scam. For a lot of them. What they're

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<v Speaker 2>looking to do is access my social media accounts so

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<v Speaker 2>they can obviously hack them and then take them over,

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<v Speaker 2>and I guess scam my followers, or promote their own thing,

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<v Speaker 2>or just like have an account with hundreds of thousands

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<v Speaker 2>of followers that they can then use for whatever they want.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but for the majority of the time

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<v Speaker 2>they're trying to take access to my account. So every

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<v Speaker 2>single day I'll have either we can get you verified.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm already verified on every account, but they can get

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<v Speaker 2>me verified. I get a lot like come on the

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<v Speaker 2>Chelsea Handler podcast, which I've actually fallen for in the past,

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<v Speaker 2>and like I've set it up with my manager and

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<v Speaker 2>then we figured out later down the track it's a scam.

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<v Speaker 2>There are some really smart ways that they do it.

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<v Speaker 2>There are things that they'll say, we'll send you on

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<v Speaker 2>this trip here, and you owe us this many posts,

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<v Speaker 2>and then like when you do it, they're like when

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<v Speaker 2>we start the conversation, then all of a sudden, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>we just need your bank details just to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>you're legit, and I'm going, hang on, we need to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure you're legit. So anyway, I get this email

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<v Speaker 2>not long ago and it's like, we want to send

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<v Speaker 2>you to South Korea or Japan, and I was like, now,

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<v Speaker 2>why would I have an option going to either of

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<v Speaker 2>those countries? Like that just seems really random to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So they said, like, are you interested? And sometimes when

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<v Speaker 2>I get these scams as well, sometimes I will reply

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<v Speaker 2>to the ones that I think can go somewhere funny

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<v Speaker 2>and do it for a bit because I think it'll

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<v Speaker 2>either lead to a fabulous podcast segment, a funny video online,

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<v Speaker 2>or even for my live shows. My next live show

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm doing, I hope to incorporate a digital kind

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<v Speaker 2>of aspect, you know how they like stand there and

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of do a side show of sorts Like

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like there might be one of those. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, these sorts of things could lead to really

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<v Speaker 2>funny bits on the Internet. So sometimes I will reply

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<v Speaker 2>to the scams, knowing they're a scam, and obviously not

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<v Speaker 2>give them any information, but see how much I can

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<v Speaker 2>get out of them, and it might lead somewhere. It

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<v Speaker 2>literally never has. So anyway, I get this email, We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna send you to Japan or South Korea. I was like, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I reply and I'm like, yeah, I'm interested seeing

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<v Speaker 2>where we can go with this. I get another email

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<v Speaker 2>back and it's like fill out this form and I go,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go. So this will last for my bank

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<v Speaker 2>details or my passport number or something. They want to

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<v Speaker 2>steal my identity. Right, And the thing is with these scams,

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<v Speaker 2>they all come from really legit looking emails and really

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<v Speaker 2>legit looking you know people and all the rest of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they've done really really well. We are past the

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<v Speaker 2>point of you know, remember in two thousand and sixty

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<v Speaker 2>a year six email at school, you'd get, I am

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<v Speaker 2>the Prince of Nigeria and I have thirty billion dollars

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<v Speaker 2>to give you. Like now it's a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>They're very smart, they're very switched on. And so I

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<v Speaker 2>filled out this form. Well, I looked at the form

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, they're really not asking for many

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<v Speaker 2>details here, So I feel like it's safe to fill

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<v Speaker 2>out this form. And I was like, oh, we'll give

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<v Speaker 2>this a guy. It could lead somewhere, it might not,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I might also be legit, but

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<v Speaker 2>I've got no idea, but I'll fill it out anyway. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Like a week later, someone I'm on live on TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>and someone comments, how does it feel to be nominated

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<v Speaker 2>for the for the Cluck Trip? And I went, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>probably nominated for the Cluck Trip. So Kluk is sending

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<v Speaker 2>eight people to either South Korea or Japan, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>been nominated as a finalist and people have to vote

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<v Speaker 2>for me to go. And the funniest part is like

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<v Speaker 2>there was just no confirmation. You just thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>scared and if there was, if it was confirmed at

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<v Speaker 2>the time of the live, I hadn't because since now

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<v Speaker 2>I've since spoken to them and been like, wait, this

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<v Speaker 2>is legit, like and I asked a couple questions. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, how does this work? And I'm not really sure,

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<v Speaker 2>and like they didn't tell me the dates that we

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<v Speaker 2>were going to be going or anything like that, like

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<v Speaker 2>I could have been in America when we were going.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally had no idea, and I was like when

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<v Speaker 2>this person commented, I was like, what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>And then they were like sent the link in the

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<v Speaker 2>tiktop and then I couldn't click it because I was

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<v Speaker 2>on the TikTok live anyway. Then I had to get

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<v Speaker 2>my laptop and I was like, oh my god, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>literally nominated for this trip, like officially on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the Kluk website and all. And I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 2>honest with you, like I'm still really confused about the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing. But you can vote for me. So we'll

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<v Speaker 2>put a link in the show notes to go and

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<v Speaker 2>vote for me. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually just voted for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It takes fifteen seconds. The good thing is because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, maybe this is still a scam, right, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't the real clue. I mean, it looks really legit.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, okay, so how does the voting

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<v Speaker 2>process work, because you know, sometimes you have to vote

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<v Speaker 2>for things and you have to type in a phone

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<v Speaker 2>number and an email and blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, right, maybe that's there. It's someone

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get like people's you know, in the hopes

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<v Speaker 2>that I would be like, vote for me, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you'd go over and then you have to put your

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<v Speaker 2>email in, So now you're the one being scammed. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I was looking into all of that. This is before

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<v Speaker 2>I spoke to it.

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<v Speaker 1>So easy for me to vote just in I just

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<v Speaker 1>touched your name and press submit.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's it. You don't have to put any information.

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<v Speaker 1>In collecting emails.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I ended up speaking to them over

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend, and I had an email anyway that was

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<v Speaker 2>like you're a finalist. But this email came after it

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<v Speaker 2>had already been live, so someone had already found it

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<v Speaker 2>and someone else must have known and posted about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Anyway, it doesn't seem like it's a scam.

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<v Speaker 2>You won't get scammed if you vote, because there's no

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<v Speaker 2>way for them to get any information or anything. You

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<v Speaker 2>voted as well, Hannah, thank you. So if you could

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<v Speaker 2>click the link in the show notes and vote for me. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure you can only vote once per device,

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<v Speaker 2>so if you do have multiple devices, you can do

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<v Speaker 2>that or incognito Windows. I don't know, but I've tried

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<v Speaker 2>to vote for myself again, like on my phone, and

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<v Speaker 2>it still says submitted even a couple days later. But

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<v Speaker 2>this is just a journey that we're all going to

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<v Speaker 2>go on together, and like, if I win, we'll just

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<v Speaker 2>see where it takes us. Because at this point, I'm like, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's obviously real. I've spoken to them. You don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to put any details in when you vote for me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just wasn't convinced that it was real, but

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<v Speaker 2>it really seems like it's real. So now I need

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<v Speaker 2>you all on board to vote for me so that

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<v Speaker 2>I can go to one of these countries, which South

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<v Speaker 2>Korea would be fun. I've really got no interest in

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<v Speaker 2>going there and never have, but if I get to go,

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<v Speaker 2>of course I'm going to take the opportunity. I would

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<v Speaker 2>like to go back to Japan because I only went

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<v Speaker 2>that one time when I was fifteen, and obviously now

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an adult, and I'd like to do that again

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe not get held hostage this time.

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<v Speaker 1>But talking like someone that fucking does the races coming forward.

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<v Speaker 2>And because I had a double shot coffee this morning

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<v Speaker 2>and then had a V and I got halfway through

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<v Speaker 2>my pink V and I went fuck. I already had

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<v Speaker 2>a coffee this morning because I had to be up

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<v Speaker 2>early because someone had to come and fix out air content.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sorry. Sorry anyway, the point of the fact of

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<v Speaker 2>the matter is vote for me down below, and if

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<v Speaker 2>I get to go, you'll all be coming on the

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<v Speaker 2>journey with me. I'm ninety nine percent sure it's not

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<v Speaker 2>a scam, and it really is Cluk. It's on the website.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on the website. But it's just funny that I

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<v Speaker 2>literally filled out this form thinking this could go somewhere good.

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<v Speaker 2>Who offers a free trip? Because the other thing as well, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to say the other thing that led

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<v Speaker 2>me to think it was a scam is I've never

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<v Speaker 2>worked with Kluk before. This was just a cold call

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<v Speaker 2>email from them, So it's not like Kluk is someone

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<v Speaker 2>who i've you know, a brand that I've worked with

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<v Speaker 2>and I have, so I have no idea who works

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<v Speaker 2>at Kluk. I have no idea about any of that,

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<v Speaker 2>so it wasn't like it was a relationship I already have.

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<v Speaker 2>They also aren't paying me at all. Obviously I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>the free trip if I win, But right now they

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<v Speaker 2>don't know that I'm talking about this on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't know that I've made a video about it,

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<v Speaker 2>Like unless they happen to stumble across this podcast or

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<v Speaker 2>they're a scroller. I'm not sure that whether they know

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<v Speaker 2>or not. So click the link, you say vote now,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you just vote for me in the glam

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<v Speaker 2>Fam section and hopefully I get to go on that

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<v Speaker 2>trip because I'm in my jet setting era this year. Apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've voted for you, and I'll make AJ and

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<v Speaker 1>all the fake girls vote for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, and I just want to steal.

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<v Speaker 1>The spotlight off you again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because look.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one on Book Too Nice, followed by the Let

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<v Speaker 1>Them Theory by Mel Robins, followed by Sunrise on the repeating.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that new Hunger Games book, so for you to

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<v Speaker 2>be at the top is actually pretty special.

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<v Speaker 1>On nick Storm is number six. Aren't you reading that?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I did? But that's fine that it's at six,

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<v Speaker 2>but that sunrise on the reaping and the let them

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<v Speaker 2>theory to be above them, that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Slayok, and vote for Matt. This has just been a

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<v Speaker 1>begging episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, sorry, but I just think there's a funny

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<v Speaker 2>little story behind the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah what Someone commented on my YouTube video last

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<v Speaker 1>night saying I did get ready with me talking doing

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<v Speaker 1>my makeup, and then I was talking about the book.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone commented, so, is this channel just one big infomercial now?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, yes, absolutely, everything we do is one

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<v Speaker 1>big infomercial if you really think about it that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>All the content that we post, for sure, it's all

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<v Speaker 1>promoting ourselves. Yeah, so don't try and shame me for

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<v Speaker 1>promoting myself, because that's what social media fucking is.

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<v Speaker 2>Savry.

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<v Speaker 1>Vote for Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I'm kind of certain it's not a scam.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not still You're never bloody. No, it's the beast

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity they could have been collecting emails with the voting,

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<v Speaker 1>like the fact that I could just tap your name

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<v Speaker 1>and click submit and don't have to put anything about myself.

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<v Speaker 1>They have missed out on adding more people to their

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<v Speaker 1>mailing list.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah for sure, but I'm kind of glad about that

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, it makes it really easy for people

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<v Speaker 2>to vote. But anyway, look, I just love that I

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<v Speaker 2>started this as like, oh, this could be a good

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<v Speaker 2>bit for the socials of the podcast. Imagine this string

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<v Speaker 2>these guys along and now here I am actually with

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<v Speaker 2>a potential to go. And there's some other core creators

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<v Speaker 2>that are nominated to in other categories, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>vote for them as well. I'd love to go with

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Coop.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>And bam, it's Joanne and I don't actually because they're

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<v Speaker 2>good friends of mine. But I don't actually know Anthony

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<v Speaker 2>what's his name? Undiagnosed Anthony, but his videos are hilarious

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<v Speaker 2>and oh yes sweet he does a sweet trees. He

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<v Speaker 2>made this video not long pissed at because he just

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<v Speaker 2>says stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't care what he says.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't care what he says. The other day literally

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<v Speaker 2>made this video that was like I just think, like,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're good looking, you're boring, Like you have to

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<v Speaker 2>be boring because you haven't been you haven't been how

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<v Speaker 2>did he put it? He was like you haven't been

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<v Speaker 2>through enough, Like trials in your life from being unattractive,

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<v Speaker 2>that you haven't been bullied enough to be a funny

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<v Speaker 2>person or interesting person. So if you're just hot and

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<v Speaker 2>you've had everything handed to you, like, you're just a

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<v Speaker 2>boring person, right. It's I don't want to mention any names,

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<v Speaker 2>but like Leah Houlton and I was like, whoa like

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<v Speaker 2>like just dropping names like that? What about MICHAELA tester's

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<v Speaker 2>doing the Anna Paul stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I haven't watched any of them. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have enough time, but I'm liking the recaps and everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>posting on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not across part two yet because at the time

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<v Speaker 2>of recording, it has only just dropped over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>But for her to just be like, oh yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>broke my heart actually to see her say that apparently

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<v Speaker 2>evidently evidently, no, not evidently allegedly allegedly sorry, Allegedly Anna

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<v Speaker 2>was saying not nice things about Jack Cooper, and Jack

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<v Speaker 2>Cooper was a big an Apple fan, So that makes

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<v Speaker 2>me sad. So I have to dive into part two

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<v Speaker 2>a bit deeper.

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<v Speaker 1>I I was just going to say something good Now

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember. I think in this whole Anapple Mikayla

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<v Speaker 1>Tester thing, the silence from the polls says everything that

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<v Speaker 1>we need to know. I know, we spoke about this

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<v Speaker 1>ages ago when like the first lot of stuff came out,

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<v Speaker 1>But if you are innocent, you would come out and

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it. The silence is deafening, That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if someone was accusing me of this sort of stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd jump on straight away and be like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what the bloody heck, this bitch just fat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah it's the but here's the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, it is interesting, Like why is it taking

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<v Speaker 2>so long? I don't know. Anyway, it's just too big

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<v Speaker 2>because a lot of people have been asking us to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of speak about it, and when I do, my

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<v Speaker 2>lives people will be like, are you going to speak

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<v Speaker 2>about the Anapaul stuff on the podcast and also in

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<v Speaker 2>the scrollers broadcast channel as well. People have been asking one,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not entirely across it and know enough to say

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<v Speaker 2>too much on it, But second of all, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how to say what I want to say. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just kind of like, what have we got to

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<v Speaker 2>add to the conversation at the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean, who cares what way you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are we?

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<v Speaker 1>We are those pitches, bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>We are those bitches. And you know what, those bitches

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<v Speaker 2>will see you next Tuesday,