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Speaker 1: Boddie. How do you feel when you've just waited in

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Speaker 1: line at the airport's security for about thirty minutes, okay,

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Speaker 1: the very end that you need to get your laptop

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Speaker 1: you've got to repack.

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Speaker 2: It over stimulated. What is with that? Surely had the

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Speaker 2: technology to look through my computer case, honestly, And it's

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Speaker 2: only at Sydney Airport.

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Speaker 1: Every other airport we've been, every other airport I've been

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Speaker 1: through in the world. You don't have to get your

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Speaker 1: laport out of Sydney Airport's lacking. They are full lacking.

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Speaker 1: You think would be good too. We're like one of the.

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Speaker 2: Best cities of the world. Supposedly supposedly supposedly weird, weird, weird.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Stimulated everybody. We know we don't waste

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Speaker 2: any time over here. What do you want to start with, Jake?

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Speaker 2: The IG question of the week?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that is things girls never say from girls

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Speaker 1: from girls. Yes, came from girls and this popped off.

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Speaker 2: If you want to join in, go look at the

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Speaker 2: Instagram story you're me start yes, so things girls never

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Speaker 2: say we should add a threesome.

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Speaker 1: Fast, bro, what the fuck? No girl has ever been

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Speaker 1: the instigator of a threesome and rightly, so yeah, fair

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Speaker 1: or like they should should? I don't think they not

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Speaker 2: I don't want one of that. I've talked about it

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Speaker 2: with my partner and I've just been like, yeah, like, obviously,

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Speaker 2: from a guy's perspective, you would want it to.

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Speaker 1: Be two girls, more girls, yeah, girl like you and

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Speaker 1: two girls right, so the other OK, the one scenario

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Speaker 1: of me another dude and a girl I don't like

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Speaker 2: I was even gonna say, I'm all about equality obviously,

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Speaker 2: Like if it was to have be two girls, that

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Speaker 2: started to be like, well, right, I guess it's you're

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Speaker 2: turning to get two guys, yeah, but also two willies.

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Speaker 2: It seems overwhelming, and also like you're.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna like one of them more yeah, And then

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Speaker 1: like if a girl has, yeah, two guys, she's gonna

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Speaker 2: I'd have to see his before it. Yeah, you'd have

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Speaker 2: to be big. I'll give me a look baby, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do it either, no way.

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Speaker 1: Fuck things. Girls never say it's too big.

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Speaker 2: I knew, I knew Jacob one day. Not for you.

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Speaker 1: I wish, I wish. Oh man, all I want to

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Speaker 1: hear is like, oh yeah, you get all like gas stuff,

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Speaker 1: and they'll go they'll be like, oh it's so big,

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Speaker 2: You ever have a day and then you know, you

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Speaker 2: have a day where you like, it's looking big, but

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Speaker 2: it's I'm pretty sure it's the same size. It feels

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Speaker 1: I was the first house the other day. This is

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Speaker 2: You were things. Girls never say I wish he was shorter,

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Speaker 1: The conversations was so good. Things. Girls never say I've

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Speaker 2: Some do, man, some of those active girlies. Some yeah,

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Speaker 1: Nah. Never have I ever. I've never heard that once. Nah,

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Speaker 1: No way. Things. Girls never say I know what I

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Speaker 2: Ah, So I wish, I wish I heard that one.

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Speaker 2: I wish I heard that one. I can't like the

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Speaker 2: responsibility some days, though, really what gives it? It gives me,

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Speaker 2: like the opportunity to say Mexican gyg.

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't really know what I want for lunch,

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Speaker 2: Girls never say you're putting too much effort in I

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Speaker 2: think a lot of guys need to hear that. They

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Speaker 2: do know things. Guys always say you're putting too much effidence. Yeah, honestly,

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Speaker 2: some of those friends out there, I need to hear that.

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Speaker 1: Fucking hell. Things. Girls never say did you come? They

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Speaker 1: never have to say it. They've got the evidence.

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Speaker 2: That's a super power. They've got the evidence. It only

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Speaker 1: I know, I know things. Girls never say that was

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Speaker 1: They're not appealing. No, I don't know, it wouldn't. I

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Speaker 1: And so she sends you some picks and you're kind

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Speaker 1: on so much. She reckon. I've never done it.

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Speaker 2: I reckon out generosity. She's like, oh, I better ask

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Speaker 1: Like yes, no, no, no, no, he asks. She says, yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: And then she just gets it on snapchat quick yep.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was so good.

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Speaker 1: I was so turned on right now sitting on the

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Speaker 2: Well, the things girls never say, let's not label things,

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Speaker 2: fac bro.

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Speaker 1: Fucking hell my last one. Things girls never say you're

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Speaker 1: right and I was wrong yet to hear it, I

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Speaker 2: Really yeah.

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Speaker 1: for it. The other day I was fighting for it

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Speaker 1: and it was like the classic you know that there's

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Speaker 1: It's one of those ones that sticks around, and it's

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Speaker 1: I think it's Jonah from Tonga, like a snippet of

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Speaker 1: like no, Jonah, say sorry properly. And then it's like

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Speaker 1: always a guy with his girlfriend. And I did that

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Speaker 2: I was like, say you're right, you're right, Jake, Say

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Speaker 2: you're right, you're right, Jack oh Man and you know what.

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Speaker 1: I've also got her with. When she knows she's wrong,

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Speaker 1: she'll be upset that she's upset me. Yeah, And so

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: My feelings were never heard of it?

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Speaker 2: All right, Jake, big congratulations is at hand because you

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Speaker 2: had a year anniversary with your partner.

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Speaker 1: I did, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: And is there either a thought in your mind where

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Speaker 2: you're like, is she wifey? Is she not?

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Speaker 2: Are you thinking about that? So we've compiled a few

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Speaker 2: lists of potential WiFi actions.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, and let's.

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Speaker 2: Figure it out if they are wife the action, So

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Speaker 2: if she orders an iced oat marcher wearing full active

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Speaker 1: WiFi wi okay, when she saves the last few bites

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Speaker 2: Wife, wifey WiFi.

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Speaker 1: If she says sligh as a way to hype you up.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is so stupid. Oh god, okay, this could

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Speaker 1: be controversial when she misses you so much that it

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Speaker 2: And if she wants to be a hot pilates mum

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Speaker 1: Why Polar's wife. Yeah, that is so funny. Beth always

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Speaker 1: Be my dream, like the dream.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what she's joking, at least like a

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Speaker 2: and like g wagon. If like your partner's mad.

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Speaker 1: Must be nice. One thing I love about Beth is

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Speaker 1: that she is not afraid to admit that she wants

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Speaker 1: to be a stay at home mum. And I'm like, yes,

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Speaker 1: you do. Why not? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that stigma of society saying like you

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that.

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Speaker 2: My head.

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Speaker 1: I fucking love it. Okay, she doesn't care about my

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Speaker 1: favorite pajamas aka my oldest pair of underwear with holes, And.

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Speaker 2: Duel shirt doesn't fit. There's some fun wify things.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I want to call this one real lover one

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Speaker 1: oh one. And so the concept of this one, everybody

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Speaker 1: is it's kind of like real lover. And then what

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Speaker 1: does it take to to have real love? I guess

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Speaker 1: you'll get the gist once I say my first one

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Speaker 1: real lover one. I one letting her have three quarters

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Speaker 1: of the bed because she needs her beauty sleep.

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Speaker 2: That one's good. That is a pet heave of mine

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Speaker 2: at the moment. Man, you know my solution.

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Speaker 1: What I'm going to do?

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Speaker 2: You know, one of the big long, round cylinder pillows

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Speaker 2: by one of them, put in the middle of this.

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Speaker 1: Hey, oh you need to yeah, because what my girlfriend does.

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Speaker 2: She has two pillows she sleeps on god knows why,

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Speaker 2: because her nectar just rolls off it and rolls onto

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Speaker 2: my side because it's not flat. My news one pillow.

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Speaker 2: I want my space.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how they take up so much bed

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Speaker 1: And you have a dog too. When Henry's on the

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Speaker 1: bed ducks, I am I literally actually have zero beds. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and dogs have zero special awareness worse than your girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that, real lover one oh one.

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Speaker 2: If you thinks Saturdays of for the boys, use it

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Speaker 2: as a self care day at his expense or.

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Speaker 1: His expense, I was, I was about to disagree with you,

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Speaker 1: and his expense is good, and his expense is very good.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, no, it's fine coffer. Yeah, yeah, that's real.

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Speaker 1: I like that. I like that real lover one oh

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Speaker 1: one eating half of a meal that I didn't want

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Speaker 2: Oh, I could never.

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Speaker 1: Really, I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I do enjoy food as much.

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Speaker 1: You're a better lover, man, You're a better lover. Hey,

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Speaker 1: better lover.

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Speaker 2: This is my best one by far. Oh fuck, real

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Speaker 2: lover one oh one. If he doesn't put the seat down,

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Speaker 2: don't be afraid to use it as a slippery dip

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Speaker 2: and get wet. Man.

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Speaker 1: The thing the funny thing about for you and Gassie

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Speaker 1: when you move in together is so you grew up

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Speaker 1: using a bathroom with your brother, and so I don't

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you guys don't because you're both boys. So

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Speaker 1: it's just gonna be like the biggest shock for you.

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Speaker 1: When Cassie goes, come on, just leave the seat down. Please,

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Speaker 1: come on, leave the seat down.

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Speaker 2: I'll be like, don't be afraid to go down the

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Speaker 2: slippery dip.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Real lover one oh one letting her pop my

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Speaker 1: black heads because she wants me to have good hygiene.

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Speaker 2: I think it's on hygienie do I Why not, Real

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Speaker 2: lover I've been sand people doing it at the beach.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, your hands have got to be saltya and

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Speaker 1: like sandy, I understand, in like a good controlled and

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Speaker 1: after a shower.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we both showered. Yeah, Like I want those hands

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Speaker 2: to be crystal clear clean. Real lover one O one,

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Speaker 2: if he eats like a child, use it as a

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Speaker 2: chance to get in touch with your youthful spirit.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about what. Who doesn't want some Dino nuggets?

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Speaker 1: Oh you mean eats like okay, okay, okay, okay. Like

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Speaker 1: the actions of how he ate was like a child,

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Speaker 1: and I was like Dina nuggies all use it both ways.

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Speaker 1: I was eating lunch from Beth the other day and

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Speaker 1: I was sitting there and I must just be so

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Speaker 1: comfortable with her now because it was like beef rice

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Speaker 1: something I don't know. We made like poke bowls, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I was used using my spoon and it was

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Speaker 1: I was like scooping and leaning down in my ball

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Speaker 1: and she was like the way you're eating right now

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Speaker 1: was crazy.

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Speaker 2: So the amount of times I have this sauce and

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Speaker 2: juice and like tomatoes in my face in my dash arm,

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Speaker 2: like this is love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. See I know how to enjoy me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feels so good. I can't get close enough

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Speaker 1: and I can't get it into my mouth.

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Speaker 2: Quicken exactly. Oh that's it for today, guys. If you

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Speaker 2: want some more less, patreon all the main episode on Monday.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy, Love you