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Speaker 1: This is the fits In and Whip with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows the tighter and I want to look for

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Speaker 2: the tyrants of tight ars.

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Speaker 3: I do love these stories because there's always.

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Speaker 2: One in a friendship group god especially at a sport

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Speaker 2: if you're in a sporting team, there's always one person

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Speaker 2: that plays in your team that is a tight ass

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 3: And I do love this.

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Speaker 2: Actually, before I go into this story, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: bring up a video for you as well to avoid tolls.

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Speaker 2: But BJ went to a Hens Day a couple of

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Speaker 2: weeks ago, twenty girls on the Hen's Day and the

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Speaker 2: girl that organized it. You had to chip in an

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Speaker 2: extra five dollars just for her to organize the day

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Speaker 2: for her time, so she got a hundred bucks out

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Speaker 2: of it just for organizing the dance.

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Speaker 4: I can't be friends with someone like that. That is

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Speaker 4: instant dismissing.

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Speaker 1: You're doing it out of the celebration of your friend

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Speaker 1: and love, and then you're charging people.

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Speaker 3: Give me a break.

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Speaker 4: Very very poor character.

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Speaker 3: Shelsey thirteen, twenty fourteen. If you know someone, I mean,

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Speaker 3: your parents are.

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Speaker 2: Always good for this as well. Just to save a

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Speaker 2: little bit of coin. This is a guy over in

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Speaker 2: the States. I'm going to show this video for you

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Speaker 2: guys as well. But he's set up his regio plates,

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Speaker 2: his license plate number. I haven't listened to this. What

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Speaker 2: he's got behind his license plate number?

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Speaker 3: True sold the right?

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Speaker 4: Now, whoa The plate is attached to a cable.

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Speaker 3: Is you this for here? Yeah, you're from his side.

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Speaker 5: As soon as he has it's all, he's going.

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Speaker 3: To pull the moment, so he pulls the lever. Look

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Speaker 3: what happened and check out the plate in the rear.

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Speaker 3: He has it on the pipe that runs a cable.

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Speaker 3: They pulled it from the inside. Also, I'm going to

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Speaker 3: show you right here look what he did.

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Speaker 2: So when he gives enough, it's actually I know we

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Speaker 2: are talking to stories, but it is quite clever, isn't

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Speaker 2: it that when he's coming up to a toll, he

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Speaker 2: just inside of his truck, he pulls this cable and

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Speaker 2: it lifts up his loss, Especially if you're.

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Speaker 4: A problem with that sort of tight ass. I don't

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Speaker 4: want to spend one penny on stuff like tolls and

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Speaker 4: tacks like, I'm all up for that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fair cool.

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Speaker 2: We had Paul Gallon on the other day talking about

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Speaker 2: origin too. I know Sonny. Bill Williams has accused Paul

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Speaker 2: Gallon of being a tyrant of tired asses.

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Speaker 3: Have a listen to this for.

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Speaker 4: Someone that charges his own players ten dollars a hit

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Speaker 4: to come to a barbecue at his house.

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Speaker 3: This type of character having a go at mine. I

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Speaker 3: see that as a compliment.

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Speaker 2: So over a MAT's house and you're charge and ten

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Speaker 2: bucks to go over to mates?

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Speaker 3: Yes, for ten bucks for a barbie.

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Speaker 4: Has anybody else There's a Channel nine a presenter called

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Speaker 4: Tony Jones who did that very famously Super Bowl. I think, yeah, yep,

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Speaker 4: pizza ten dollars a little loading because it was a

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Speaker 4: pay per view interesting event, so yeah, to cover his

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Speaker 4: and he stands by, Is I do it again?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Does anybody else recycle ribbon and wrapping paper?

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Speaker 3: You know I do use it.

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Speaker 4: I've just got a whole lot of that clogging up

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Speaker 4: my harkras and I'll never use it because it feels

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Speaker 4: wrong when you're wrapping a present for somebody you love,

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Speaker 4: to do it in a in a.

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Speaker 3: Jack sheet of trash.

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Speaker 1: For Jack's birthday, he got some of his presents in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I wasn't there, so then he could open

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Speaker 1: his other presents when he got home from school. So

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Speaker 1: I took the wrapping paper from the presents that are

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Speaker 1: open in the morning and wrapped the afternoon presence.

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Speaker 3: A bango saved. Do you know what bj hangs on too?

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Speaker 2: You know when you go to Hague's and you buy

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Speaker 2: chocolates and they put them in those you know, the

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Speaker 2: the our foil sort of bags, you know, the ones

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Speaker 2: that keep them cool fresh. She keeps them because they

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Speaker 2: look special.

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Speaker 3: Yeahal're going to use them. You get enough of them,

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Speaker 3: he can make one of those.

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Speaker 1: Hypothermic blankets that they put other people when they find

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Speaker 1: them in the snow.

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Speaker 4: Technically, you could buy a Fredo frog and decant it

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Speaker 4: out of its wrapper and put it in the Haggs one.

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Speaker 3: Thank god, Jason's more close.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, buddy, who's the tight ars in

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Speaker 1: your life? Hello, Jace, we haven't got Jace.

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Speaker 3: We lost Jason.

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Speaker 1: We're going to come back and find Jason.

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Speaker 4: Jason realized the phone call was going to cost him.

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Speaker 1: It's anybody else to walk around the house just switching

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Speaker 1: lights off after kids. I mean, that's not that's smart behavior,

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Speaker 1: but it's just that's my life. And I looked and

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Speaker 1: I walked past the mirror and I look at myself

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Speaker 1: and go, you're you're old man. You're Johnny Whipfley right there.

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Speaker 3: Well, I still told you. Jace's back. Jace You there?

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Speaker 6: Hello, mate?

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Speaker 5: How I am?

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Speaker 3: We're talking about tight ars?

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Speaker 5: Is?

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Speaker 3: Who you got for us? Jason?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I got a funny one for you. I'm going

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Speaker 6: to make name Adam And every time we've gone out,

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Speaker 6: he's told me he's left his wallet, and basically I

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Speaker 6: stitched him up. We went to a fancy restaurant in

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Speaker 6: Double Bay for lunch and I told him I left

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Speaker 6: my wallet, and I basically got in cahoots with the

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Speaker 6: guys at the restaurant. I said to them, don't worry

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Speaker 6: if I don't pay you, because I go there pretty often.

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Speaker 6: I'll be back and i'll pay you after. But I'm

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Speaker 6: going to tell him I haven't got my wallet.

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Speaker 5: He kicked up a massive fight, massive fus, disappeared.

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Speaker 6: To the toilet. Then he told me he disappeared somewhere else.

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Speaker 6: Couldn't find him, went to the oak next door. Yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 6: long story short, I ended up having to go back

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Speaker 6: and pay for the lunch. I raised it to him

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Speaker 6: and we've got this issue. Every time we go out

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Speaker 6: he doesn't bring his wallet. He said, sorry, mate, sorry, mate,

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Speaker 6: You've got cash.

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Speaker 5: You know, why should I have to pay?

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Speaker 6: You've got cash. Anyway, We've come to.

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Speaker 5: A point now where the only thing he uses me

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Speaker 5: for is he rocks over my.

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Speaker 6: House every week to charge his electric car.

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Speaker 3: Jason and Paso. Who is the tit ass? Jace?

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Speaker 7: Hey guys, good morning.

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Speaker 4: To you too.

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Speaker 3: J w W friend? Who is it?

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Speaker 7: Before I teld my story, I've been trying to call

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Speaker 7: for a month. I got married, You got.

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Speaker 3: Married, Jo graduations kingret. Are you still together? Jace? You

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Speaker 3: still love? Still with your mate?

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Speaker 6: We are? We are? We are?

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Speaker 3: What's her name? Jace?

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Speaker 7: I told you guys about the proposal back in September.

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Speaker 2: News.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think she'd go through with it, James. What

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Speaker 3: a success story she did.

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Speaker 1: She did, and you were a bit of a tight

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Speaker 1: bum with the ring, weren't you, mate?

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 6: All.

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Speaker 7: My story is we had a wedding to go to

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Speaker 7: the coast and Aunty was a bited and yeah, she

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Speaker 7: sat in the room with three cander baked beans and

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Speaker 7: a loaf of bread. She wouldn't come out for dinner

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Speaker 7: or breakfast or anything.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to spend the money on her. No,

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Speaker 3: oh my god, thirty okay, just a great effort. Let's

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Speaker 3: go home.

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Speaker 4: Brandanes was the ones.

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Speaker 7: No, I think they're a big name.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it wasn't the black budget.

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Speaker 2: Don't you worry Brendan in the Blue Mountains. You've got

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Speaker 2: a mate?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, mate, boys, I firstly just like to very quickly

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Speaker 5: say thank you. A year ago you help me find

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Speaker 5: me Dad.

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Speaker 3: I remember Brendan. Then we got emotional over that. Brendan.

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Speaker 3: That was unbelievable.

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Speaker 5: Secondly, mate, this tight ass. I've heard the tight arses

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Speaker 5: on here this morning. Enough prepared to the one I've got?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it?

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Speaker 5: I went fishing with a maid of mine, he says.

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Speaker 5: After fishing, let's go out and nervameal. I thought, sweet,

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Speaker 5: he's going to shout me how to buy one, get

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Speaker 5: one free. He made me go halves in the buy.

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Speaker 3: One hidding me. I did that teammate at the Swans.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember the Black Stump restaurant and used to

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Speaker 2: get tea for ones on the back of dockets. Shopper

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Speaker 2: dockets needed the exact same thing.

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Speaker 1: Frendo, great to hear your voice. Mate, I'm glad you're doing.

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Speaker 3: Well, Katrina and wins. That tell us about your uncle.

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Speaker 7: My Uncley is quite comfortable. But if he gives you

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Speaker 7: a present, he'll wrap it in his clothes and answer

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Speaker 7: the wrapping back.

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Speaker 3: He'll wrap it in his clothes. Yeah, what do you mean?

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Speaker 7: Take T shirt, fair pants and I want that wrapping back.

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Speaker 1: Take a T shirt, put a ribbon around it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah no, no, no, no ribbon. He just kind of

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Speaker 7: like wrapped it and then finds it up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you get the you get this element of

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Speaker 4: surprise unwrapping something and then give me that T shirt

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Speaker 4: back play.

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Speaker 1: I want to standing there was no top on what

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Speaker 1: he's about it? Put his T shirt back on. Oh

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Speaker 1: kat thank you for your call. Love having you on

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 4: It's seen.

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Speaker 4: They