Speaker 1: Chagni Valt. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcasts.
Speaker 1: Here in a really really nice spot for some information
Speaker 1: mixed with a little bit of.
Speaker 2: Humor, hopefully.
Speaker 3: We spoke about work perks, the little things that you
Speaker 3: get for.
Speaker 2: Free from your workplace.
Speaker 1: Maybe you thought they're good, maybe they're not.
Speaker 3: And I tell you what, we didn't see this one coming.
Speaker 1: He bumped into an old friend of mine.
Speaker 2: I hear, this was so bizarre.
Speaker 3: So I was in down on the Flori Openinsula for
Speaker 3: a couple of days and I went and had lunch
Speaker 3: at the Port Elliott Bakery there.
Speaker 1: Of course, did you have to line up for like
Speaker 1: seven hours?
Speaker 3: Seven hours?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: I stood in the line, I went around the corner
Speaker 3: and up down to the beach.
Speaker 1: You better have put it on social media too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, so I ducked into a little shop next door
Speaker 3: just to have a bit of a browse because I
Speaker 3: had some time. And the guy behind the counter I
Speaker 3: just got chatting to and he goes, you work with
Speaker 3: Andrew Hayes, And I said, yes, unfortunately I do. And
Speaker 3: he said I gave him his first job here in Adelaide,
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, really, and he goes, yes,
Speaker 3: I ran the Globalized.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to work with Globalize. Who remembers globalized?
Speaker 3: Globalized? Oh it was like classic Andrew.
Speaker 1: It was very cool Globalise back in the day, was it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it wasn't. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Any who, his name was Ben. We had a lovely
Speaker 3: chash and he said, yes, Andrew used to really take
Speaker 3: advantage of the travesty t shirts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that that was the thing. Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: let's talk about work perks and some little what you
Speaker 1: probably thought at the time. We're good, solid work perts
Speaker 1: that really worked for you advantage. But now when you
Speaker 1: look back, you're like, wasn't actually a big deal at all?
Speaker 3: So your travesty t shirts talked me through them. Were
Speaker 3: they like fifty percent off.
Speaker 1: Or yeah, you helped yourself well more so I think
Speaker 1: I get thirty percent off. These are travesty T's. But
Speaker 1: the big perk for me was I would get exclusive
Speaker 1: access right to these particular travesty t shirts. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure as well. Correct me if I'm wrong. But Travesy
Speaker 1: doesn't exist anymore because it went under which I mean
Speaker 1: just shocks me. Who saw that coming?
Speaker 3: So to me, if something goes under, it's because it's
Speaker 3: not very cool or not very popular, and yet you
Speaker 3: thought you were cool as cat in town.
Speaker 1: I reckon, Ben convinced me as well at the time
Speaker 1: that it was super super cool. Right, So I'd rock
Speaker 1: these travesty t shirts and I'd wear them ount to
Speaker 1: the Ponderosa as well, Elizabeth before centralist training. And you
Speaker 1: can imagine as well. You've got the twins there, Chris
Speaker 1: and James gowns feedback who were probably dressed in slippers.
Speaker 3: A little bit of feedback for you.
Speaker 1: Not really understanding what are the cool kids are wearing
Speaker 1: these days? Yeah, but yeah, that was a solid work
Speaker 1: work for me. Also to work at the Greenwood Hotel
Speaker 1: in North Sydney and you would get half priced liquor.
Speaker 1: That's always a good one. Oh that's bad, buy some
Speaker 1: cases a beer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Can we just go back to the travesty
Speaker 3: t shirts for one?
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm actually wearing one right now.
Speaker 3: So you'd be a large any day of the week.
Speaker 3: But I reckon, when you selected your travesties, you went
Speaker 3: a small, yeah, just so it was really tight around
Speaker 3: the bicicyle.
Speaker 1: Hasn't fashion changed as well?
Speaker 2: So back then, no, no, what size did you go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd go medium, a good solid medium because it
Speaker 1: had to be really tight fitting as well. So now
Speaker 1: everything's really quite loose. I'm not sure if that's just
Speaker 1: to you know, accentuate or really really some spare sort
Speaker 1: of storage space from our big guts that's hanging out
Speaker 1: at the minute. But back then everything was so everyone's loose.
Speaker 3: Look look at Abbey in the newsroom. I look at producers.
Speaker 3: Are everyone's rolling their eyes because you don't have loose scouts?
Speaker 1: Mate, you don't, Okay.
Speaker 3: You're ripped.
Speaker 2: It's got loose lips.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 1: You call unique work perks, and I'm through thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten. We do have some of these school holiday
Speaker 1: packages to give away as well, so our best call
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars reading cinema voucher and two hundred dollars
Speaker 1: beach house voucher. But each different workplace has unique work perks.
Speaker 3: Back in the day at Channel ten, when we had
Speaker 3: like a really extensive hair and makeup set up, we
Speaker 3: used to get thirty percent off at Mac. Oh. Wow,
Speaker 3: any woman who's ever worn makeup who loves Mac, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 1: That is a really big deal.
Speaker 3: Mac never goes on sale.
Speaker 1: Yeatrey thirteen, twenty four ten. What about you, Abby, because
Speaker 1: you've been around the place and then you've been to
Speaker 1: excuse me strictly talking about workplaces.
Speaker 3: Saying about Abby.
Speaker 5: I'm lucky, I yeh have worked for I've been in
Speaker 5: radio for the last sort of six years. But you
Speaker 5: get to go to a lot of stuff, I guess,
Speaker 5: and things like I went to Mary Poppins on Wednesday night,
Speaker 5: and there's a lot of people out there at the
Speaker 5: moment with cost of living who can't afford to be
Speaker 5: doing that sort of stuff. So you never take it
Speaker 5: for granted. And I'm very grateful, but just remember that
Speaker 5: I didn't get into bed to eleven o'clock and had
Speaker 5: to be.
Speaker 2: Back up at three.
Speaker 5: There's work perks, but it also puts me at a loss.
Speaker 3: You've managed to go to the opening night of Mary
Speaker 3: Poppins and still had a winge about it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I napped on the couch.
Speaker 1: Hear and over. If you're working over. One of the
Speaker 1: perks is you get a birthday shout out from Smallsey.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Made that up. Got to Amanda, an
Speaker 1: old gay good morying to you, Amanda.
Speaker 6: How are you going guys?
Speaker 1: What was your work pack?
Speaker 3: Well, I used to.
Speaker 6: Work in a frozen chips factory and I could get
Speaker 6: as much frozen chips as I wanted, and boxes and
Speaker 6: boxes of fifteen kilos of chips. Freezer was always always full.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 3: Are we're talking your crinkle cut, your standard, your French fries?
Speaker 2: What were they, Amanda?
Speaker 6: It was a bit of a variety. They did a
Speaker 6: bit of prinkle cut. Shoe string, Yeah, whatever I wanted.
Speaker 2: The box was good living the dream.
Speaker 1: Shoe string so hard to hard to go past. That
Speaker 1: isn't that string? Very nice?
Speaker 3: Probably the worst chip Actually, yeah, there's nothing. There's no
Speaker 3: potato in it.
Speaker 1: Fat, This isn't chip chat. Okay, it's work Perks. Hating
Speaker 1: from gugle Bach. Good ony to you, Hayden.
Speaker 7: Hey, how you doing good?
Speaker 1: Thanks? Mabe. What was your work Perck?
Speaker 7: I actually used to work as a promotional model and
Speaker 7: I was actually working for Pringles as the ringleman.
Speaker 1: Yeah you got one of those great big mustaches.
Speaker 2: I actually do as well.
Speaker 1: As mister good stuff because Springles aren't cheap. That's a
Speaker 1: good person.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, well I was working as the like
Speaker 7: as the Pringleman and the guy at the end of
Speaker 7: the the gig. He was just like, we're in Sydney.
Speaker 7: I don't know what we do. All these extra Pringle
Speaker 7: cans and he was just like, oh, do you want
Speaker 7: to take some home? I was like yes, I pulled
Speaker 7: up my station wagon and just loaded the whole car
Speaker 7: and then my parents' garage was just filled to the
Speaker 7: brim with.
Speaker 1: Just s Pringle cans for months before we let you
Speaker 1: go there all sorts of flavors or what are we talking?
Speaker 3: We weren't doing chip chat and now you're doing it.
Speaker 7: Oh like we had the just like the original soukread chibes.
Speaker 1: And very good.
Speaker 3: Pushing about fourteen dollars on the Virgin flight on the
Speaker 3: way back for can that be?
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, I'm not paying for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Michelle from Mount Barker. Good morning, Michelle,
Speaker 3: what was.
Speaker 2: Your work perk?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been an as for years, so I think
Speaker 6: my biggest.
Speaker 1: Look after so then so then how regularly, Michelle? Are
Speaker 1: you going to a colonosky when it's on the do
Speaker 1: you have one?
Speaker 3: I don't know if we should delve too far into this,
Speaker 3: But what's the feeling like? What's the sensation of having
Speaker 3: a colonoscopy.
Speaker 1: When it was free? Yeah, that's an outstanding worker. Of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I wouldn't be so scared of the doctor.
Speaker 2: Do you feel.
Speaker 3: Cleaner though, Michelle? After?
Speaker 7: She's still very clean?
Speaker 1: That is a very good word, perks. We appreciate that.
Speaker 4: What if dot com helps ossies make the most out
Speaker 4: of every.
Speaker 1: Trip, book a hotel, fight, lay, check out and spa
Speaker 1: all before you can say breaking my face, jump.
Speaker 4: On the waterfap and get started.
Speaker 1: What if it's Ossie for travel?
Speaker 2: Take a sip of your coffee, settle into your seats.
Speaker 4: All good?
Speaker 2: This is Adelaide's Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: And have you just said in the newsroom that the
Speaker 3: Thunderbirds won?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, didn't I wow? Is that the first time
Speaker 1: you're hearing about this?
Speaker 2: You didn't even know? I didn't even follow it.
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: How good is someone?
Speaker 8: How good?
Speaker 1: Someone who jumps on board right at the point the
Speaker 1: end of the season, la German Jodyoti, who just went
Speaker 1: are the Thunderbirds playing in the Grand Final? Maybe I'll
Speaker 1: get around them.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll be your super fair and right at the
Speaker 3: last minute. Oh my goodness, well done girls.
Speaker 1: You've been talking about this since twenty thirteen. Now finally
Speaker 1: the gurl's got it done. Can you just give the
Speaker 1: Thunderbirds a rest, Just give me a spell.
Speaker 3: It's been ten years in the making and I feel like,
Speaker 3: do you know what I feel like? I've won two
Speaker 3: premierships for the Thunderbirds ten years apart. Oh wow, that's
Speaker 3: quite the achievement for me.
Speaker 1: The drought is over. Look, what an unbelievable occasion for
Speaker 1: Adelaide Sport on the weekend. It was really really cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was good. I mean not so good for
Speaker 3: the Crows.
Speaker 1: No, that's okay. We've got the job done as they
Speaker 1: expect to do against the Gold Coast. A quick little
Speaker 1: mention as well. You a member of the team.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Good morning to you, am? And Bran Jos is looking
Speaker 1: around going what.
Speaker 2: If I've been replying?
Speaker 1: So there's quick there's your official welcome from Jodiodi am.
Speaker 1: That was heartfelt welcome em.
Speaker 2: We're so happy to have you on board.
Speaker 1: Very good stuff. Started the school holidays as well. It's
Speaker 1: very exciting, or maybe it isn't for her parents who've
Speaker 1: got little toddlers who are litt grummins like my wife. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think my kids as well.
Speaker 2: Oh you made them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to sort you out with a couple
Speaker 1: of little school holidays packages to give away throughout the
Speaker 1: next a couple of weeks. So we're talking one hundred
Speaker 1: dollar at reading cinema ouchers and two hundred dollar a
Speaker 1: beach house. About you, we'll give that away a little
Speaker 1: bit later on. Stick around for that.
Speaker 2: I need during the school holidays. You're a mum or dad.
Speaker 1: It is big times.
Speaker 2: Had enough of them? Go and do something kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are feeling generous though, aren't we here? We
Speaker 1: are right back in. Let's do this. Is not good
Speaker 1: at decisions? How about you?
Speaker 2: Horrible?
Speaker 1: Okay? What about this? Two incredible prices a share of
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars instant cash or the chance to win
Speaker 1: a brand new MG car valued at twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: What do you even do?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Is you're just listening out for
Speaker 1: a particular song. What is it? Well, it's this little
Speaker 1: banger from Dua Lipa. What we'll do is we'll play
Speaker 1: this little doozy before nine o'clock, first through third and
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, and then you've got a hell of a
Speaker 1: decision to make.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's becore.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it an instant cash? Sure? The chance for an MG?
Speaker 1: Do you know I saw a cruising around an MG
Speaker 1: the other day, Ken Hickley, I'm not even joking.
Speaker 3: Kenny drives an MG. Yeah.
Speaker 1: MG got a big partnership with port Adelot.
Speaker 2: Yeah they do what color?
Speaker 1: I think it was black? You've been lowered and it
Speaker 1: had the lights coming out the bottom as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and not His number plate was u N one zero
Speaker 1: A b L.
Speaker 2: How do you know that?
Speaker 1: Work that out?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: One zero A b L.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's quite grippic, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, I'm normally quite quick with this stuff,
Speaker 3: but right now I'm stumped.
Speaker 4: A job that was a joke. That's a joke, a
Speaker 4: terrible job.
Speaker 1: This is how you start the wak rites, spit of humor,
Speaker 1: just to ease you into your working week. So I'll
Speaker 1: have a crack of it, Joe's I'll love a crack
Speaker 1: at it, and we recruit the big dogs in in
Speaker 1: terms of humor, and that is news. Good morning is
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 3: Room, and she looks like she wants to be anywhere.
Speaker 2: Else but here?
Speaker 1: Why are you shaking nervous?
Speaker 9: Here?
Speaker 5: I am going. I'm just grat at everything, but it
Speaker 5: turns out there's one thing I suck at.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell Joe, that's okay. We'll make you go last,
Speaker 3: just to really build it up.
Speaker 1: We'll build it up. Okay, who would like to go first?
Speaker 3: I will mine's it's short, but it's good. All right,
Speaker 3: you're ready. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto
Speaker 3: the floor. What did one side of the other deal
Speaker 3: with it?
Speaker 1: That's what we're dealing with here. Do you know what?
Speaker 3: You? And I?
Speaker 2: Because now I don't feel so crappy?
Speaker 3: Okay, deal pickle?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Do I have to explain my own joke?
Speaker 1: Deal pickle? What is the pickles type? Deals? People?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh he didn't, thank you, Thank you, I've got you back.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about horrible No my nine, no one, anyone.
Speaker 1: I say that.
Speaker 3: I will all right? Going?
Speaker 1: Then I know exactly what Jade's doing. She's setting the
Speaker 1: bar so low. Did you can't fail from your apps?
Speaker 1: That's good? All right? So let's try and go in
Speaker 1: a more of a positive upwards trajectory with this one
Speaker 1: from okay. A man walks into a library and says
Speaker 1: to the librarian, do you have a book for men
Speaker 1: with small you know what? You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: The librarian looks on a computer and says, let me
Speaker 1: just check. I'm not sure if that one's in yet.
Speaker 1: The man replies, yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 3: You get it.
Speaker 1: Little joke about small doodles is a brute. I didn't
Speaker 1: get any approvable. Horrified, I didn't get any.
Speaker 2: Of that's worse than my seal.
Speaker 1: We're still on. Hello, you're still on. I haven't been dumped.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, here we go the stage set.
Speaker 1: It's a big moment here.
Speaker 3: I told a.
Speaker 5: Joke on a Zoom meeting the other day and nobody laughed.
Speaker 5: Turns out I'm not even remotely funny.
Speaker 4: Get it?
Speaker 1: Okay, Hamm, let me just press this. Here we go.
Speaker 1: It's coming to know what's coming anymore.
Speaker 3: Because he doesn't understand. You get a look on your face.
Speaker 1: Is it on me or is it on Abby? What's
Speaker 1: going on here?
Speaker 3: I'm still fixated on your jokey. You should have ended that.
Speaker 1: Also, this is the part where you say, I'm never
Speaker 1: doing this.
Speaker 3: If you don't love my jokes, I'm not doing it again,
Speaker 3: and then you storm out.
Speaker 2: Do you know how nice the last two weeks?
Speaker 4: If dot com helps Ossies make the most out of
Speaker 4: every trip.
Speaker 1: Book, a hotel, fight, lay, check out and spa all
Speaker 1: before you can say Ricky my.
Speaker 4: Face, jump on the waterfap and get started.
Speaker 1: What if it's Ossie for travel.
Speaker 2: On the weekend sports rap?
Speaker 3: Just for those playing along at home. He's wearing a
Speaker 3: white shirt, a suit jacket and added our shorts.
Speaker 1: What's going on here? He's very famous as well, as
Speaker 1: we've mentioned before for mixing up his sports brands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got one new balanced sock on the other one's Puma.
Speaker 1: He's got a Brooks right shoe and a sore Coney
Speaker 1: left shoe brand.
Speaker 3: You just pick a brand and be loyal, can you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Normally we would start with football, not today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who would have thought? Let's go with this running
Speaker 1: it You won't believe it. Joe's been going for the
Speaker 1: Thunderbird since Friday last. For me, no, what a win?
Speaker 8: I mean, third game in four weeks against the Swifts
Speaker 8: and extra time again and the way they did it,
Speaker 8: it was just nail biting stuff. I was at the
Speaker 8: port game calling that one, and at halftime we're doing
Speaker 8: the halftime wrap, we stopped doing it and we called
Speaker 8: the netball.
Speaker 2: It was so much more exciting. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 3: So good loyalty from you, because I text my good
Speaker 3: friend Andrew on Saturday afternoon and I said, you'd better
Speaker 3: be watching, and he's like, oh, it's a bit of
Speaker 3: a toss up.
Speaker 2: Got the port game, got the cricket.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: See how we goes well?
Speaker 1: Quite literally. So I stayed to work and we had
Speaker 1: three TVs going, but we had the sound up for
Speaker 1: Thunderbirds while they were getting the job done, and look,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it, but boy almost coughed it up.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Was it nine goal lead?
Speaker 3: At one stage it was a nine goal lead. And
Speaker 3: then they sort of really choked and went into their
Speaker 3: shell and started passing backwards and across the circle, which
Speaker 3: one ruling netbull never ever throw across the circle. And
Speaker 3: right sure enough, there was an intercept and it went
Speaker 3: into overtime. But being there was the most emotional rollercoaster
Speaker 3: I've ever been on. And I've been through some stuff, divorces,
Speaker 3: all sorts of things, but.
Speaker 2: This was like, this was the next level for me?
Speaker 2: How good was it?
Speaker 8: And the atmosphere just sounded phenomenal to be there must
Speaker 8: have been so next level and first in ten years.
Speaker 8: Great result for the US and it's just nice to
Speaker 8: have some silverware back in this state again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go on, Joe, give us a bit of a
Speaker 1: flex who started following before just on Instagram.
Speaker 3: No, I told you not to make a big I said,
Speaker 3: don't make a big deal of this. Tipped one was
Speaker 3: just that it's fine, ready, just what happens on a
Speaker 3: Monday morning, as from Monday settled.
Speaker 2: Down, mate, it's so fine, all right.
Speaker 1: Let's seamlessly merge into some footy.
Speaker 4: Sixteen ten one of the six.
Speaker 2: Seven seventy to three.
Speaker 1: Small Oh yes you report Adelaide support. You be up
Speaker 1: in about thirteen a row, although all be it. Rather
Speaker 1: that comes with a couple of changes force changes for
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Trent McKenzie's the big one. Isn't he Hazy going
Speaker 8: to be out for at least a few weeks you'd
Speaker 8: think with that ankle injury, which probably means Tom Jonas,
Speaker 8: the captain who can't get a game, comes back in
Speaker 8: So it's a chance for him to get a reprieve
Speaker 8: and have a run at the finals. Now, not a
Speaker 8: good injury though, I mean McKenzie's been really solid, I'd
Speaker 8: think one of the best defenders, so that's that's a
Speaker 8: bad blow. But they have got options in the sandfall
Speaker 8: that are pushing through. Xavier Dursmer, a Ratza, Fantasia, others
Speaker 8: are playing well. Jas Bergoine's playing pretty solid stuff as well.
Speaker 8: But they're going to be without juniory Oly as well
Speaker 8: because unfortunately a personal bereavement I think the anniversary of
Speaker 8: his father passing away. So a couple of force changes.
Speaker 8: But that third quarter on the week can from the
Speaker 8: Power was the breathtaking nine goals to one when they
Speaker 8: turn it on port as exciting to watch as any
Speaker 8: side in the competition.
Speaker 3: This is going to sound silly, but do they need
Speaker 3: to have a loss now?
Speaker 2: It's a good question.
Speaker 8: You feel like they keep just getting over the line,
Speaker 8: not so much on the weekend, but maybe although I
Speaker 8: think Geelong one's sixteen in a row or thereabouts last year,
Speaker 8: so maybe just keep on winning.
Speaker 2: Sid to what you know, if it coomes to habits,
Speaker 2: keep doing it.
Speaker 1: Just keep doing it for South Park fans as well.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to tell you this I reenacted. I
Speaker 1: think I almost reenact that stands dad and mean, that's
Speaker 1: quite famous on Instagram after Connor Rosie's goal. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: probably one of the best goals that I've ever seen.
Speaker 8: I mean, you're talking about it.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 2: Hopefully on you and I know about that, but not
Speaker 2: too many.
Speaker 3: Others you're talking about even talking about.
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's leave it at that. Do it that way.
Speaker 8: It was could be goal of the year.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: If you start it where he's up against the boundary,
Speaker 8: keeps it in, dribbles it along the ground in wet conditions.
Speaker 8: To do that, you don't get the sort of bounce
Speaker 8: back that you do on a dry night or dry day.
Speaker 2: He's just he's a special player. Sorry to Bray Bruce's.
Speaker 3: Words, I will say this, there is nothing that you
Speaker 3: wouldn't do for commora.
Speaker 1: And when I show you this meme, it's all going
Speaker 1: to make sense in a really disturbing way. Home Over,
Speaker 1: take a big step towards finals football and kick the
Speaker 1: We're never gonna be honest with your I tip the Crows.
Speaker 1: So I thought, here we go let's just completely get
Speaker 1: rid of that traveling curse.
Speaker 8: Who do That's as poor a performance I think this
Speaker 8: year and probably a flattering eighteen point margin. It felt
Speaker 8: like it should have been seven or eight goals were
Speaker 8: they were belted and they were uncompetitive at times. That
Speaker 8: was so disappointing for a match where it meant so much.
Speaker 8: If they won, they would have been fifth and now
Speaker 8: they're ninth instead against the side that's also fighting with them.
Speaker 8: Not good enough and you know they've been so good
Speaker 8: in so many games, but that was a poor one.
Speaker 8: So they need to respond now this week against g
Speaker 8: WS at home. But Matthew Nicks I'm sure will be
Speaker 8: pretty tough at selection because you know he can't be accepted.
Speaker 3: Is it just like a mental thing on the road.
Speaker 8: I think it's starting to become that way, isn't it,
Speaker 8: because you know Matthew Nicks has addressed it, said we
Speaker 8: need to work on this, and it seems to not
Speaker 8: be happening that they're winning. They were very good admittedly
Speaker 8: against Collingwood and probably should have won that game, but
Speaker 8: yesterday was poor Joe's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, real, really bad and a really good call for
Speaker 3: me to get on a flight and come home because
Speaker 3: I was tempted to stay and go to Marvel Stadium
Speaker 3: and watch that game.
Speaker 2: And then I was like, nah, yeah, are you a
Speaker 2: call for me?
Speaker 1: It's a really good call for you.
Speaker 8: What it does mean, Hazy, is that the showdown could
Speaker 8: become critical for the Power to stay in the top two,
Speaker 8: but also the Crows to make the finals. So we're
Speaker 8: looking forward to a showdown there. And speaking of showdowns,
Speaker 8: there's a lot of handball showdowns that are going to
Speaker 8: be happening and I'm looking forward to those. I think
Speaker 8: this is just me, but I think there should be
Speaker 8: a showdown between the two.
Speaker 1: Of you as part of no handball blitch.
Speaker 8: I think the handball blitz, I think it needs to
Speaker 8: be a bit of Hazy up against a.
Speaker 1: Bit of Jody, like direct competition. I think so because
Speaker 1: Joe is not competitive at all, though she might even
Speaker 1: throw the game.
Speaker 2: I'm good like that.
Speaker 1: The most competitive person that I've ever met, in so
Speaker 1: much so that during Battle of the Bangers it was
Speaker 1: discovered that an absolute stone cold cheat in terms of
Speaker 1: recruiting people didn't vote for a song.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 8: Johnny Bearsto, Alex Carey and.
Speaker 1: Guess who's playing the role of.
Speaker 2: Alex Cary Cary carry I care.
Speaker 1: All right, let's make this. Let's make this happen, the
Speaker 1: handball that showdown between you and me. You up for it?
Speaker 1: When when great great questions watching the space rend you
Speaker 1: appreciate your time, pleasure for good stuff. You a time
Speaker 1: machine on this hell howdy who roo to you?
Speaker 3: Welcome Monday a much under usualized expression.
Speaker 1: Hoorou, hooroo Hey, it's a great and say goodbye. It's
Speaker 1: so good, very good stuff. Let's take a little trip
Speaker 1: down memory lane. It is your Monday. So we're recovering
Speaker 1: from the weekend and we're taking a little journey to Knowledgeville.
Speaker 1: Two thousand, on the tenth of July was when Coldplay
Speaker 1: released their debut album Parachutes. We got this, Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: kin similar these scarrony bugs from England.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, that pretty pasty, aren't they smart?
Speaker 1: And just along the beach like mate, you've never been
Speaker 1: on beach in a life.
Speaker 2: In the video clip, you need to get some more sun, mate, I.
Speaker 1: Wonder if they do all right? Yeah they did, okay,
Speaker 1: as did Taylor Swift, who in twenty nineteen, on this
Speaker 1: day became the world's highest paid entertained by Forbes, earning
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty five million dollars in that year.
Speaker 3: And preach producer Zoe it's a female who earns the
Speaker 3: most money on the planet.
Speaker 1: Yell yeah, go girls. It's got some competition, dares say Beyonce.
Speaker 1: It's probably topped for a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Okay, but on this occasion.
Speaker 1: And probably Cardi B as well. No, not quite Cardi B.
Speaker 1: But she's doing her best. That's all she can do.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen as well, All Drake surpasses the Beatles record
Speaker 1: of most singles in Billboard Hot one hundred and seven
Speaker 1: against their five from his album Scorpion. Scorpion, good album.
Speaker 1: That one sounds intense, Yeah, really intense stuff. Twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two Wimled and Men's tennis. Novak Djokovic wins his fourth
Speaker 1: straight and record equaling seventh Wimbledon singles title. It's one
Speaker 1: hundred won. Don't have any curious our boy from.
Speaker 3: The strap Ah shame never mind.
Speaker 1: Novak Djokovic so successful but so unsupported.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What's Novak doesn't have as many fans as say Roger
Speaker 1: feder or rapping it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they go about it a very different way.
Speaker 1: It's quite polarized.
Speaker 3: I told you my husband met him a couple of
Speaker 3: months ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How many times are you gonna.
Speaker 2: Tell me that?
Speaker 1: A number one song on July tenth and twenty sixteen
Speaker 1: was Can't Stop This Feeling by justin Timberlake at that
Speaker 1: particular time and probably for a long time, the course
Speaker 1: bloke on the planet.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and what about those little trolls just dancing
Speaker 3: around troll Town to this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was the troll movie, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Andrew?
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to the Progres. Hey, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: You can't stop talking about the Thunderbirds because you've been
Speaker 1: going for them for the best part of forty eight hours.
Speaker 3: You stop saying that I've jumped on board?
Speaker 1: Can you stop it triggering you?
Speaker 3: It is so triggering because this team is my life.
Speaker 1: You know that this is my life. Now I am
Speaker 1: an ambassador for the Thunderbirds. Everything I wear now will
Speaker 1: be pink.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, So I'm just like I was an ambassador
Speaker 3: as a Friday? Is that right?
Speaker 2: She is that what you say?
Speaker 1: That's how I read it.
Speaker 2: Come on, you're an idiot.
Speaker 3: Fiers together okay, so can I can I tell you
Speaker 3: about my Grand Final journey please, because it.
Speaker 2: Was a long one.
Speaker 1: Don't be that super support that starts to think that
Speaker 1: they're one of the players.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have played in two Premierships, or at least
Speaker 3: I partied like I've played in two ships.
Speaker 1: That's okay from the photos that I saw. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: you were going toe to toe with the girls. Good stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this was the decision we had to make.
Speaker 3: We had a family holiday book to the Gold Coast
Speaker 3: to go up and see my mum, right, and so
Speaker 3: we took all the girls up there. Got the flight
Speaker 3: canceled on the Tuesday morning, which was great. So got
Speaker 3: the red Eye, got the kids up, got a three
Speaker 3: year old up at four thirty am, got to the airport.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that flight's not going anywhere. Oh good thanks anyway,
Speaker 3: so we're on the Gold Coast. We booked that trip
Speaker 3: before we knew that the Adelaide Thunderbirds had made the
Speaker 3: Grand Final. And so I made the decision that every sensible,
Speaker 3: responsible mother would make in that situation, and I said, we're.
Speaker 2: Leaving the kids with Grandma and we're going to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Of course, as you would yeah, you saw that coming.
Speaker 3: So Greg and I jumped on the kite flew to
Speaker 3: Melbourne for the Grand Final, and I as we were
Speaker 3: driving away from the beautiful twenty three degrees sunshine on
Speaker 3: the Gold Coast and my husband's saying to me, Oh,
Speaker 3: could really handle staying a day also here, And I
Speaker 3: was like, Oh, no, what if we go and they lose?
Speaker 3: What if we fly all the way to Melbourne, leave
Speaker 3: the kids and they lose? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, And I think the Swifts probably would have
Speaker 1: been favorites when they like, given the history, but still
Speaker 1: the Swifts were there.
Speaker 3: They're an absolute powerhouse as we've won a couple of
Speaker 3: premierships in the last five years.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, They've just been a dominant force in Supernairport.
Speaker 1: I mean that much. We can agree on.
Speaker 3: Having said that, we kind of owned them in the
Speaker 3: last two times we've played them. So anyway, So we
Speaker 3: get to John Caine Arena and I'm like, oh, full
Speaker 3: of nervous energy and we sit down and I just
Speaker 3: I don't know how to gently say this, and I
Speaker 3: can't gently say it.
Speaker 2: But when I sat in my.
Speaker 3: Seat, I was sitting behind a man who had the
Speaker 3: largest melon in Australia.
Speaker 1: So what are we talking?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Height?
Speaker 8: Hang on?
Speaker 1: So you were sitting with a genuine fat head like
Speaker 1: he's on DK mode.
Speaker 3: Literally had the biggest head of any man I've ever seen,
Speaker 3: and so it literally blocked out the whole mid court.
Speaker 3: So I spent the whole game. I didn't see one
Speaker 3: center pass said, the whole game just going like that.
Speaker 3: So I decided trying to get around this man's head.
Speaker 1: Right, So did you have words with this man?
Speaker 9: Say?
Speaker 1: Listen, melon head?
Speaker 4: What could I say?
Speaker 1: Who wasn't you tap him on the show? Turned around?
Speaker 1: It's Macon Cox with his big American accent. I'm just
Speaker 1: here a soakops netball man.
Speaker 4: What do I actually say?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 4: Shrink your head? I can't see the jeez.
Speaker 1: That's very disappointing.
Speaker 2: It was very disappointing.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: I couldn't help but think if I were sitting in
Speaker 3: you know, my apartment on the Gold Coast, I would
Speaker 3: have a clearly unobstructed view.
Speaker 1: Of the entire game, of course, also of the beach.
Speaker 1: You tap the bloke on the Charlity turnaround, it's the
Speaker 1: giant rocking horse from the gum Gammeraka, mate.
Speaker 4: We'll do this weeping story.
Speaker 2: This town has several sings is huge?
Speaker 3: What about this? Andrew Hayes. Taylor Swift left fans stunned
Speaker 3: after she brought her ex boyfriend Tyler Lautner out.
Speaker 2: Is it Loutner?
Speaker 4: Lotna?
Speaker 1: I thought it was Lauer or whatever. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's Lautner.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, Taylor came out.
Speaker 1: But hey, who am I to derail your segment here?
Speaker 1: Oh you're the boss.
Speaker 3: Lautner then enters the stage, doing a cartwheel before doing
Speaker 3: a backflip and giving the singer a hug on her
Speaker 3: aerostour in Kansas City.
Speaker 2: Have a listen.
Speaker 9: There's there's someone else that's here music videos, but everyone,
Speaker 9: he was a very positive force in my life when
Speaker 9: I was making speak Now, so that's.
Speaker 2: Asked the question. Go on, Yeah that's her ex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come up on stage. We're such close friends. Hell,
Speaker 1: bring your current partner. Let's just have some fun. What
Speaker 1: about the Carr partner? How was she feeling about this situation?
Speaker 1: Because it is Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: I genuinely don't know how I would feel if I
Speaker 3: was married to someone who dated Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: That'd be a hard sell.
Speaker 1: It's a hard actor follow isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But what's even more intriguing is her name is
Speaker 3: Taylor Taylor Swift. His name is Taylor Taylor Lautner. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he married Taylor.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 3: That outrageous since I married two Greeks.
Speaker 1: Hang saw her name is Taylor Lautner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it must be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, isn't it?
Speaker 3: If he took his name, if she took his name? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Taylor Lautner is married to Tayler Lotner.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's so odd.
Speaker 1: Literally, mister and missus Taylor lautnergeous?
Speaker 3: Oh what about this story? Jonah Hill's ex girlfriend, Sarah
Speaker 3: Brady claimed the movie star was emotionally abusive to her
Speaker 3: when they were together. So she's a surfer, and she
Speaker 3: did like a series of Instagram stories, and I just
Speaker 3: I would avoid that if I were you, If you
Speaker 3: break up with someone, just don't jump on Instagram and
Speaker 3: talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, lucky for me, I don't really know how
Speaker 1: to post stories.
Speaker 2: So that's so tal bad.
Speaker 1: So that helps.
Speaker 3: So she said he would gaslight and manipulate her into
Speaker 3: removing photos of herself surfing in a swimsuit. She said
Speaker 3: he once sent her a series of messages that said,
Speaker 3: you need to take those down. Wow, I don't know
Speaker 3: that anyone should have control over what anyone posts.
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more. It feels eerily similar to the time
Speaker 1: I kept on trying to turn up in here in
Speaker 1: my little swimming suit and you told me to clothe myself.
Speaker 1: Day is doing?
Speaker 3: It's inappropriate? Like you know you can't wear speedos to work.
Speaker 1: How don't you've let me be made.
Speaker 2: Where speed if you want to do that? There are
Speaker 2: cameras everywhere, so knock yourself out.
Speaker 1: There's only nine of them.
Speaker 3: What about Netflix teen comedy series six Education is coming
Speaker 3: to an end after four successful seasons. The streaming Giants
Speaker 3: shared the sad update with fans this week, while simultaneously
Speaker 3: dropping the upcoming teaser trailer for season four of the show.
Speaker 1: Please please, I'm not in a sexual issue with my motherist.
Speaker 1: Yes i am. He's been going on with this, isn't
Speaker 1: I've never watched that, have you? I haven't heard that.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you're the right ones to be
Speaker 1: talking about this. But Abby from the news room, you never.
Speaker 5: Watched sex Education?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Oh, it is brilliant, It is amazing. What's it even
Speaker 3: about about kids at school going through the tribes and
Speaker 3: tribulations of coming of age, of what the birds and
Speaker 3: the bees?
Speaker 2: What do the birds and the bees do? Babby explain
Speaker 2: it to us. I'll tell you when you're older.
Speaker 3: It got me to thinking, what series have you watched
Speaker 3: where you're like, I don't want this to end because
Speaker 3: I'm in a current situation where I've got two episodes
Speaker 3: left of Succession and I'm just I'm not watching them
Speaker 3: because I don't want it to be over.
Speaker 1: I can't believe both the son's dying Succession. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Would you say you finished it? You just finished it? No,
Speaker 1: that's crazy when both the sons die.
Speaker 3: Stop, don't you've already done like a massive spoiler on Succession?
Speaker 3: Have you got a series there?
Speaker 2: I didn't want to end.
Speaker 1: It was for me, it was an obvious one. Same
Speaker 1: my name, goddamn rate. I was dreaming about breaking Bad
Speaker 1: at one stage, really like I was, genuinely I was
Speaker 1: dreaming and in my dreams I was Heisenber. It was crazy, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not saying I had dreams to start a
Speaker 1: meth empire. No, but it crossed my mind.
Speaker 3: No, I had a dream the other night that John Longmeyer,
Speaker 3: who's the Sydney Swans coach, was being auditioned as your replacement.
Speaker 1: See the best thing about this is John Longmar quite seriously,
Speaker 1: his nickname.
Speaker 3: Is Hawks and yours isn't.
Speaker 1: So finally it could be Jody and the horse John Longbiron. No,
Speaker 1: who saw that coming? What not?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: You've just been hanging out for this good driving.
Speaker 3: I am disgustingly on cloud nine over this win. Andrew Hayes,
Speaker 3: I can't begin to tell you. And I'm so excited
Speaker 3: to speak to our next guest, who was very much
Speaker 3: instrumental in the Grand Final win for the Adelaide Thunderbirds.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Lucy Austin.
Speaker 10: Good morning. Hello, they going good?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 3: How are the celebrations? Oh?
Speaker 10: Very good in a big couple of nights.
Speaker 3: So last night you had your well essentially your bn
Speaker 3: F right, Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was pretty actually like Loe key to start with,
Speaker 10: and then we bought the thunder an.
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: Had all?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: So you know what questions coming in, Lucy? Who was
Speaker 1: best on and who really knows how to party as
Speaker 1: well as they play?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 10: All the girls are pretty good last night, tip it
Speaker 10: was on one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, all the girls.
Speaker 10: Yeah, obviously from a big wind, so Vard's already high.
Speaker 3: So Lucy talk us through Saturday Night, which was one
Speaker 3: of the most epic sporting experiences I've ever had in
Speaker 3: my life. So you're in front most of the game
Speaker 3: and then they bring it back and they tie it.
Speaker 3: What's going through your head because that pressure falls on
Speaker 3: your shoulders because you're a super shot specialist.
Speaker 10: Yeah, gotcha. I think the nerves got me a little
Speaker 10: bit for a couple of more shots there. But oh,
Speaker 10: was crazy how the momentum just kept switching, like they
Speaker 10: get a run and then we get a run, and
Speaker 10: they get up and we get up. So yeah, I
Speaker 10: don't really know what was going through my mind, just that,
Speaker 10: I mean, how much we wanted to win them. Yeah,
Speaker 10: it was obvious through all the girls that we just
Speaker 10: wanted to win and yeah, gave our heart.
Speaker 3: What I love about this group is the passion and
Speaker 3: they sort of they did the audio in the huddle
Speaker 3: when it went into overtime and Eleanor Cardwell said, show
Speaker 3: some bleeping heart and some bleeping gut, and it was
Speaker 3: just it kind of summed up your season. It was
Speaker 3: just so emotion charged, wasn't it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, definitely known of our values, our heart. We always
Speaker 10: talk about our family value and yeah it was. It
Speaker 10: was really passionate and we all on. She really droves
Speaker 10: that energy in that last bit then, yeah, really lifted up.
Speaker 10: It was great.
Speaker 1: He letsie, time to peel back the curtain now and
Speaker 1: you can reveal some trade secrets. We've seen the vision
Speaker 1: you guys went after Helen Housbye.
Speaker 10: No, I think lady loves playing against oh and Tilly
Speaker 10: loved playing against her, and she obviously loves the sleeper shop.
Speaker 10: So got to get in you find a way to
Speaker 10: get in their head a bit. So yeah, I don't
Speaker 10: know what the defenders are doing now there, but it worked.
Speaker 2: There was a fair bit of niggle, wasn't it.
Speaker 10: Yeah. Yeah, it's always gonna be physical. When it was
Speaker 10: gonna be physical games, yeah, we were prepared for that.
Speaker 3: And Lois, what does it mean this win? After ten years,
Speaker 3: like ten lean years for Thunderbirds fans, We've stuck in
Speaker 3: there and then you've finally delivered the goods.
Speaker 10: Oh god, Yeah, it's just so exciting. And we've had
Speaker 10: light heaps of pass players that were in that ten
Speaker 10: year ago premiership team. They were reached out to last
Speaker 10: and said how special he is and yeah, we're obviously
Speaker 10: feel so honored, and yeah, she's just so good for
Speaker 10: all the fans that have stuck around and kept leaving,
Speaker 10: and yeah, this was really good to the harbors paid
Speaker 10: off and Time is done a really good job of
Speaker 10: doing that over the last five years.
Speaker 9: Lis.
Speaker 1: We need to ask you as well, do you remember
Speaker 1: even organizing this interview, because in the heat of celebrations
Speaker 1: on Saturday night, do you remember having a conversation with
Speaker 1: Jodie already saying, yeah, I'll have a chat with your
Speaker 1: Nova on Monday morning.
Speaker 10: Briefly, but I definitely didn't say I'm coming in.
Speaker 3: You did say you were coming in. That was the
Speaker 3: message that I woke up to on Sunday morning. Said
Speaker 3: it was from Lucy Austin say, Monday morning.
Speaker 1: Nova, you're rolling after the best and fair sure.
Speaker 10: I was like, yes, Like, oh god, I hope I'm
Speaker 10: not going. I don't really hope.
Speaker 3: Lewis congratulations. No one deserves it more than you. You've
Speaker 3: worked so hard, as have your teammates. You've brought so
Speaker 3: much joy to Thunderbirds fans, So thank you. Actually for
Speaker 3: picking