WEBVTT - Have A Colonoscopy On The House! 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:07.600 Chagni Valt. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcasts. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:11.160 Here in a really really nice spot for some information 0:00:11.480 --> 0:00:12.680 mixed with a little bit of. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:14.680 Humor, hopefully. 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:17.479 We spoke about work perks, the little things that you 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:17.880 get for. 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:18.919 Free from your workplace. 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:21.279 Maybe you thought they're good, maybe they're not. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.320 And I tell you what, we didn't see this one coming. 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:26.759 He bumped into an old friend of mine. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.320 I hear, this was so bizarre. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:32.320 So I was in down on the Flori Openinsula for 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.600 a couple of days and I went and had lunch 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.200 at the Port Elliott Bakery there. 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:39.440 Of course, did you have to line up for like 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:41.000 seven hours? 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:41.800 Seven hours? 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:42.199 I did. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.000 I stood in the line, I went around the corner 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:45.040 and up down to the beach. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.080 You better have put it on social media too. 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:48.040 Oh yeah. 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:51.000 Anyway, so I ducked into a little shop next door 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:52.400 just to have a bit of a browse because I 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.200 had some time. And the guy behind the counter I 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.680 just got chatting to and he goes, you work with 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.520 Andrew Hayes, And I said, yes, unfortunately I do. And 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:04.440 he said I gave him his first job here in Adelaide, 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.680 And I was like, oh, really, and he goes, yes, 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.000 I ran the Globalized. 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:14.959 Yeah, I used to work with Globalize. Who remembers globalized? 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:18.040 Globalized? Oh it was like classic Andrew. 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.200 It was very cool Globalise back in the day, was it. Yeah, 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:22.640 maybe it wasn't. I'm not sure. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.279 Any who, his name was Ben. We had a lovely 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:28.440 chash and he said, yes, Andrew used to really take 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.480 advantage of the travesty t shirts. 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.440 Yeah, so that that was the thing. Thirteen twenty four ten, 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:36.400 let's talk about work perks and some little what you 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:39.240 probably thought at the time. We're good, solid work perts 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:40.840 that really worked for you advantage. But now when you 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.960 look back, you're like, wasn't actually a big deal at all? 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:45.440 So your travesty t shirts talked me through them. Were 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:46.920 they like fifty percent off. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:48.960 Or yeah, you helped yourself well more so I think 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.400 I get thirty percent off. These are travesty T's. But 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:55.520 the big perk for me was I would get exclusive 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.800 access right to these particular travesty t shirts. I'm pretty 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.600 sure as well. Correct me if I'm wrong. But Travesy 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:05.280 doesn't exist anymore because it went under which I mean 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.400 just shocks me. Who saw that coming? 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.839 So to me, if something goes under, it's because it's 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.200 not very cool or not very popular, and yet you 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.400 thought you were cool as cat in town. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.000 I reckon, Ben convinced me as well at the time 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.639 that it was super super cool. Right, So I'd rock 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.960 these travesty t shirts and I'd wear them ount to 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:27.960 the Ponderosa as well, Elizabeth before centralist training. And you 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.000 can imagine as well. You've got the twins there, Chris 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:33.440 and James gowns feedback who were probably dressed in slippers. 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:37.640 A little bit of feedback for you. 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:40.799 Not really understanding what are the cool kids are wearing 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.560 these days? Yeah, but yeah, that was a solid work 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.520 work for me. Also to work at the Greenwood Hotel 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.919 in North Sydney and you would get half priced liquor. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.160 That's always a good one. Oh that's bad, buy some 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:51.920 cases a beer. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.200 Yeah, okay, Can we just go back to the travesty 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:54.919 t shirts for one? 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.920 Sure, I'm actually wearing one right now. 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.880 So you'd be a large any day of the week. 0:03:00.240 --> 0:03:03.520 But I reckon, when you selected your travesties, you went 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:06.120 a small, yeah, just so it was really tight around 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:06.560 the bicicyle. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:08.440 Hasn't fashion changed as well? 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.000 So back then, no, no, what size did you go? 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.840 Yeah, I'd go medium, a good solid medium because it 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:15.920 had to be really tight fitting as well. So now 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.280 everything's really quite loose. I'm not sure if that's just 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:22.959 to you know, accentuate or really really some spare sort 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.360 of storage space from our big guts that's hanging out 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.840 at the minute. But back then everything was so everyone's loose. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.639 Look look at Abbey in the newsroom. I look at producers. 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:34.640 Are everyone's rolling their eyes because you don't have loose scouts? 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:37.080 Mate, you don't, Okay. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:37.320 You're ripped. 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:38.600 It's got loose lips. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:38.840 Though. 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.800 You call unique work perks, and I'm through thirteen twenty 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:47.000 four ten. We do have some of these school holiday 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.920 packages to give away as well, so our best call 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.240 one hundred dollars reading cinema voucher and two hundred dollars 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:56.240 beach house voucher. But each different workplace has unique work perks. 0:03:56.680 --> 0:03:58.360 Back in the day at Channel ten, when we had 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:02.160 like a really extensive hair and makeup set up, we 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.520 used to get thirty percent off at Mac. Oh. Wow, 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:09.280 any woman who's ever worn makeup who loves Mac, Yeah, 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:10.720 that's kind of a big deal. 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:11.800 That is a really big deal. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:13.080 Mac never goes on sale. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.600 Yeatrey thirteen, twenty four ten. What about you, Abby, because 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.599 you've been around the place and then you've been to 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:23.359 excuse me strictly talking about workplaces. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:23.719 Saying about Abby. 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.400 I'm lucky, I yeh have worked for I've been in 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:29.600 radio for the last sort of six years. But you 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:31.400 get to go to a lot of stuff, I guess, 0:04:31.400 --> 0:04:33.440 and things like I went to Mary Poppins on Wednesday night, 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:34.520 and there's a lot of people out there at the 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:36.719 moment with cost of living who can't afford to be 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.479 doing that sort of stuff. So you never take it 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:41.760 for granted. And I'm very grateful, but just remember that 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.560 I didn't get into bed to eleven o'clock and had 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:43.880 to be. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:44.760 Back up at three. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.719 There's work perks, but it also puts me at a loss. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.560 You've managed to go to the opening night of Mary 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:51.200 Poppins and still had a winge about it. Yeah. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.680 Interesting, I napped on the couch. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.359 Hear and over. If you're working over. One of the 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:59.040 perks is you get a birthday shout out from Smallsey. 0:04:59.160 --> 0:05:02.000 That's pretty cool. Made that up. Got to Amanda, an 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:05.360 old gay good morying to you, Amanda. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:04.960 How are you going guys? 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:06.760 What was your work pack? 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:08.440 Well, I used to. 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.760 Work in a frozen chips factory and I could get 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:13.480 as much frozen chips as I wanted, and boxes and 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:20.640 boxes of fifteen kilos of chips. Freezer was always always full. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:21.440 It was great. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:25.159 Are we're talking your crinkle cut, your standard, your French fries? 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:26.120 What were they, Amanda? 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:28.320 It was a bit of a variety. They did a 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:32.279 bit of prinkle cut. Shoe string, Yeah, whatever I wanted. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.720 The box was good living the dream. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.040 Shoe string so hard to hard to go past. That 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.080 isn't that string? Very nice? 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:43.000 Probably the worst chip Actually, yeah, there's nothing. There's no 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:43.719 potato in it. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:48.799 Fat, This isn't chip chat. Okay, it's work Perks. Hating 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:50.440 from gugle Bach. Good ony to you, Hayden. 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:52.159 Hey, how you doing good? 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:53.240 Thanks? Mabe. What was your work Perck? 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:58.080 I actually used to work as a promotional model and 0:05:58.160 --> 0:06:00.440 I was actually working for Pringles as the ringleman. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:04.760 Yeah you got one of those great big mustaches. 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:07.640 I actually do as well. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:17.880 As mister good stuff because Springles aren't cheap. That's a 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:18.400 good person. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.839 No, no, no, well I was working as the like 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:24.560 as the Pringleman and the guy at the end of 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:28.520 the the gig. He was just like, we're in Sydney. 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:30.040 I don't know what we do. All these extra Pringle 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.480 cans and he was just like, oh, do you want 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.400 to take some home? I was like yes, I pulled 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.480 up my station wagon and just loaded the whole car 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:43.080 and then my parents' garage was just filled to the 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:43.560 brim with. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.039 Just s Pringle cans for months before we let you 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:48.240 go there all sorts of flavors or what are we talking? 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.640 We weren't doing chip chat and now you're doing it. 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:56.200 Oh like we had the just like the original soukread chibes. 0:06:56.000 --> 0:07:00.160 And very good. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.360 Pushing about fourteen dollars on the Virgin flight on the 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:03.520 way back for can that be? 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:05.360 And you're like, oh, I'm not paying for that. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:06.080 Yeah. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.200 Let's go to Michelle from Mount Barker. Good morning, Michelle, 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:09.520 what was. 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:10.000 Your work perk? 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:10.960 Hello? 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.040 Yeah, I've been an as for years, so I think 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:14.840 my biggest. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:28.880 Look after so then so then how regularly, Michelle? Are 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.000 you going to a colonosky when it's on the do 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.480 you have one? 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.720 I don't know if we should delve too far into this, 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:41.200 But what's the feeling like? What's the sensation of having 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.040 a colonoscopy. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:52.920 When it was free? Yeah, that's an outstanding worker. Of 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.520 a sudden, I wouldn't be so scared of the doctor. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:56.520 Do you feel. 0:07:56.320 --> 0:07:58.040 Cleaner though, Michelle? After? 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:02.080 She's still very clean? 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.200 That is a very good word, perks. We appreciate that. 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:09.640 What if dot com helps ossies make the most out 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:10.480 of every. 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.720 Trip, book a hotel, fight, lay, check out and spa 0:08:12.880 --> 0:08:16.000 all before you can say breaking my face, jump. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:17.200 On the waterfap and get started. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.200 What if it's Ossie for travel? 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.800 Take a sip of your coffee, settle into your seats. 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:27.480 All good? 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:35.679 This is Adelaide's Jody and Hazy. 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:39.840 And have you just said in the newsroom that the 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:40.600 Thunderbirds won? 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:40.839 Oh? 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.439 My god, didn't I wow? Is that the first time 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:44.200 you're hearing about this? 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:46.280 You didn't even know? I didn't even follow it. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:46.719 Oh? 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:48.520 How good is someone? 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:48.960 How good? 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.680 Someone who jumps on board right at the point the 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:54.640 end of the season, la German Jodyoti, who just went 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:57.960 are the Thunderbirds playing in the Grand Final? Maybe I'll 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:58.880 get around them. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:00.680 Maybe I'll be your super fair and right at the 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.760 last minute. Oh my goodness, well done girls. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.160 You've been talking about this since twenty thirteen. Now finally 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.160 the gurl's got it done. Can you just give the 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.240 Thunderbirds a rest, Just give me a spell. 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:14.480 It's been ten years in the making and I feel like, 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.079 do you know what I feel like? I've won two 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:19.640 premierships for the Thunderbirds ten years apart. Oh wow, that's 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:20.680 quite the achievement for me. 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:24.040 The drought is over. Look, what an unbelievable occasion for 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.400 Adelaide Sport on the weekend. It was really really cool. 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.160 Yeah it was good. I mean not so good for 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:28.600 the Crows. 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:32.400 No, that's okay. We've got the job done as they 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.720 expect to do against the Gold Coast. A quick little 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.040 mention as well. You a member of the team. 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:38.800 What do you mean? 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:42.920 Good morning to you, am? And Bran Jos is looking 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:43.600 around going what. 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:45.920 If I've been replying? 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.600 So there's quick there's your official welcome from Jodiodi am. 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:55.520 That was heartfelt welcome em. 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:57.120 We're so happy to have you on board. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.480 Very good stuff. Started the school holidays as well. It's 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:02.960 very exciting, or maybe it isn't for her parents who've 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:05.480 got little toddlers who are litt grummins like my wife. Yeah, 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:06.720 I think my kids as well. 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:07.840 Oh you made them. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:09.880 Yeah, we're going to sort you out with a couple 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:13.319 of little school holidays packages to give away throughout the 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:15.120 next a couple of weeks. So we're talking one hundred 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.599 dollar at reading cinema ouchers and two hundred dollar a 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.440 beach house. About you, we'll give that away a little 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:20.559 bit later on. Stick around for that. 0:10:20.480 --> 0:10:22.800 I need during the school holidays. You're a mum or dad. 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:23.800 It is big times. 0:10:23.800 --> 0:10:25.439 Had enough of them? Go and do something kids. 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:28.640 Yeah, we are feeling generous though, aren't we here? We 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:37.719 are right back in. Let's do this. Is not good 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.640 at decisions? How about you? 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:40.960 Horrible? 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:44.200 Okay? What about this? Two incredible prices a share of 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.800 ten thousand dollars instant cash or the chance to win 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:51.840 a brand new MG car valued at twenty thousand dollars. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:52.600 What do you even do? 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:54.719 What do you do? Is you're just listening out for 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:57.160 a particular song. What is it? Well, it's this little 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:02.840 banger from Dua Lipa. What we'll do is we'll play 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.640 this little doozy before nine o'clock, first through third and 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:07.320 twenty fourteen, and then you've got a hell of a 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:08.040 decision to make. 0:11:08.240 --> 0:11:09.000 Yeah, that's becore. 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.800 Wasn't it an instant cash? Sure? The chance for an MG? 0:11:12.040 --> 0:11:13.719 Do you know I saw a cruising around an MG 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:18.200 the other day, Ken Hickley, I'm not even joking. 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:19.800 Kenny drives an MG. Yeah. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:22.360 MG got a big partnership with port Adelot. 0:11:22.600 --> 0:11:23.960 Yeah they do what color? 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.959 I think it was black? You've been lowered and it 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.120 had the lights coming out the bottom as well. Yeah, 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:33.280 and not His number plate was u N one zero 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:34.439 A b L. 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:35.520 How do you know that? 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.000 Work that out? 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:37.600 You? 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:38.600 Okay? 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:40.319 One zero A b L. 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:42.640 I don't know. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:46.520 That's quite grippic, isn't it. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:47.160 Yeah? 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.800 All right, Yeah, I'm normally quite quick with this stuff, 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:51.040 but right now I'm stumped. 0:11:52.679 --> 0:11:56.480 A job that was a joke. That's a joke, a 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:57.400 terrible job. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:00.840 This is how you start the wak rites, spit of humor, 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:04.000 just to ease you into your working week. So I'll 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.480 have a crack of it, Joe's I'll love a crack 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:07.640 at it, and we recruit the big dogs in in 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:11.240 terms of humor, and that is news. Good morning is 0:12:11.240 --> 0:12:11.440 in the. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:13.920 Room, and she looks like she wants to be anywhere. 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:14.040 Else but here? 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:19.240 Why are you shaking nervous? 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:21.000 Here? 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:23.720 I am going. I'm just grat at everything, but it 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.280 turns out there's one thing I suck at. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.280 Yeah, tell Joe, that's okay. We'll make you go last, 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:29.360 just to really build it up. 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.160 We'll build it up. Okay, who would like to go first? 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:37.080 I will mine's it's short, but it's good. All right, 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:39.880 you're ready. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:43.360 the floor. What did one side of the other deal 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:45.800 with it? 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:50.440 That's what we're dealing with here. Do you know what? 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:51.520 You? And I? 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.080 Because now I don't feel so crappy? 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.160 Okay, deal pickle? 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:57.960 Oh my god? Do I have to explain my own joke? 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:00.480 Deal pickle? What is the pickles type? Deals? People? 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:00.800 Yes? 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:06.040 Oh he didn't, thank you, Thank you, I've got you back. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.920 Don't worry about horrible No my nine, no one, anyone. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:10.439 I say that. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:12.920 I will all right? Going? 0:13:13.000 --> 0:13:15.719 Then I know exactly what Jade's doing. She's setting the 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:19.480 bar so low. Did you can't fail from your apps? 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.720 That's good? All right? So let's try and go in 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:24.840 a more of a positive upwards trajectory with this one 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.160 from okay. A man walks into a library and says 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:30.520 to the librarian, do you have a book for men 0:13:30.640 --> 0:13:35.079 with small you know what? You know what I'm talking about. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.400 The librarian looks on a computer and says, let me 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:42.320 just check. I'm not sure if that one's in yet. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:47.320 The man replies, yeah, that's the one. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.520 You get it. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:58.080 Little joke about small doodles is a brute. I didn't 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:01.280 get any approvable. Horrified, I didn't get any. 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.240 Of that's worse than my seal. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:09.000 We're still on. Hello, you're still on. I haven't been dumped. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:14.160 Okay, okay, all right, here we go the stage set. 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:15.280 It's a big moment here. 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:16.040 I told a. 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.600 Joke on a Zoom meeting the other day and nobody laughed. 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.920 Turns out I'm not even remotely funny. 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:24.200 Get it? 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:30.880 Okay, Hamm, let me just press this. Here we go. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:33.440 It's coming to know what's coming anymore. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:38.400 Because he doesn't understand. You get a look on your face. 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:41.840 Is it on me or is it on Abby? What's 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:42.600 going on here? 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:46.920 I'm still fixated on your jokey. You should have ended that. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:51.360 Also, this is the part where you say, I'm never 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:51.800 doing this. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.320 If you don't love my jokes, I'm not doing it again, 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:56.320 and then you storm out. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:57.840 Do you know how nice the last two weeks? 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.040 If dot com helps Ossies make the most out of 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:03.080 every trip. 0:15:02.920 --> 0:15:05.320 Book, a hotel, fight, lay, check out and spa all 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.120 before you can say Ricky my. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.480 Face, jump on the waterfap and get started. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:11.400 What if it's Ossie for travel. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:20.800 On the weekend sports rap? 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:27.640 Just for those playing along at home. He's wearing a 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.440 white shirt, a suit jacket and added our shorts. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.200 What's going on here? He's very famous as well, as 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.200 we've mentioned before for mixing up his sports brands. Yeah, 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.440 he's got one new balanced sock on the other one's Puma. 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.480 He's got a Brooks right shoe and a sore Coney 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:49.640 left shoe brand. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.080 You just pick a brand and be loyal, can you? 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:53.160 Okay? 0:15:53.200 --> 0:15:55.600 Normally we would start with football, not today. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.040 Yeah, who would have thought? Let's go with this running 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:10.720 it You won't believe it. Joe's been going for the 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:18.120 Thunderbird since Friday last. For me, no, what a win? 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.720 I mean, third game in four weeks against the Swifts 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.040 and extra time again and the way they did it, 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.520 it was just nail biting stuff. I was at the 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:29.400 port game calling that one, and at halftime we're doing 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.000 the halftime wrap, we stopped doing it and we called 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:32.640 the netball. 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:35.640 It was so much more exciting. It was unbelievable. 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:38.120 So good loyalty from you, because I text my good 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.720 friend Andrew on Saturday afternoon and I said, you'd better 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:42.000 be watching, and he's like, oh, it's a bit of 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:42.520 a toss up. 0:16:42.720 --> 0:16:44.160 Got the port game, got the cricket. 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:44.520 I don't know. 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:45.720 See how we goes well? 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:47.680 Quite literally. So I stayed to work and we had 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:50.120 three TVs going, but we had the sound up for 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:53.480 Thunderbirds while they were getting the job done, and look, 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:58.440 I'm going to say it, but boy almost coughed it up. 0:16:59.080 --> 0:16:59.360 I know. 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:01.840 Was it nine goal lead? 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:03.480 At one stage it was a nine goal lead. And 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:06.440 then they sort of really choked and went into their 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.800 shell and started passing backwards and across the circle, which 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:13.040 one ruling netbull never ever throw across the circle. And 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:20.680 right sure enough, there was an intercept and it went 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:25.480 into overtime. But being there was the most emotional rollercoaster 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.679 I've ever been on. And I've been through some stuff, divorces, 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.200 all sorts of things, but. 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.240 This was like, this was the next level for me? 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:33.199 How good was it? 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:35.840 And the atmosphere just sounded phenomenal to be there must 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.879 have been so next level and first in ten years. 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.480 Great result for the US and it's just nice to 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.600 have some silverware back in this state again. 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:44.320 Yeah, go on, Joe, give us a bit of a 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.479 flex who started following before just on Instagram. 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.320 No, I told you not to make a big I said, 0:17:50.440 --> 0:17:53.080