Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Way Way, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Be great day.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: I know we got a little treat on the weekend
Speaker 4: and then we're paying for it this week.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not cold, but it's just very foggy.
Speaker 2: And don't judge me on a Tuesday morning when we're
Speaker 2: meant to be full of sparkle and energy. And yeah,
Speaker 2: are you grumpy?
Speaker 4: He's a little bit. We'll turn him around. He's a
Speaker 4: roller coaster. Remember yesterday was acting like a bit of
Speaker 4: a child.
Speaker 1: Funny, you are funny yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, worse.
Speaker 5: Our boss Sarah was supposed to be coming down. I
Speaker 5: got to the airport five thirty. They said come back
Speaker 5: at two o'clock.
Speaker 4: Two pm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so just.
Speaker 5: Watch flights today round lots of flights are canceled and delayed.
Speaker 4: Not a food court issue, what well, just I don't know.
Speaker 4: Dramas at the airport. Muffin Brake's not opening, no flying.
Speaker 2: Weather into the airport and getting told that he's even
Speaker 2: until two thirty.
Speaker 1: He'd love it, he'd sit.
Speaker 6: There's noodle box, there's all this.
Speaker 5: So if you are flying early this morning, check flights
Speaker 5: make sure everything's on time.
Speaker 2: It's just really weird and eerie.
Speaker 1: This is a bit area.
Speaker 2: It was lingering last night as well.
Speaker 6: Question. So the fox here are in Sydney.
Speaker 5: Well, it's very foggy out there this morning here, but
Speaker 5: flights from Sydney have also been canceled and delayed.
Speaker 6: So that's it.
Speaker 2: That's a I don't know. Check the Jetstar website.
Speaker 6: That's a long delay O two pm.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I don't know if it was canceled or delayed,
Speaker 5: but that was her option. So we ain't seen our
Speaker 5: boss today.
Speaker 2: So the kids are running. Why clean, You're in charge.
Speaker 1: Let's go home.
Speaker 2: So we go home.
Speaker 6: Don't you want another chop?
Speaker 5: It is the kind of morning off guys, but you
Speaker 5: don't want to get out of bed though. I looked
Speaker 5: outside the window and I was really I'd love to
Speaker 5: stay in bed today.
Speaker 4: I know what I'll get you excited coming up this Friday.
Speaker 4: Get out of bed, clear the fog and jump on
Speaker 4: a plane to go and see and Canada.
Speaker 5: Vancouver, Canada one of the coolest cities in the world,
Speaker 5: not dissimilar to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Vancouver about it.
Speaker 4: Prime Minister's got himself in the water over there. Because
Speaker 4: he was caught dancing at the Ears tour. Let him go,
Speaker 4: justin Trudeau.
Speaker 5: He run's allowed to dance at the Year's tour, aren't they?
Speaker 5: Surely why was he in trouble because there was a crisis.
Speaker 6: The yes, a bit of a crisis.
Speaker 1: And where was he supposed to be?
Speaker 6: Well, I think there's riots going on and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I think incumbents in Canada governments can't do anything right
Speaker 2: at the moment, given how much people are hurting in
Speaker 2: the hip pocket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's in Canada.
Speaker 4: There was no Schoma and the bushfires, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean. It's very different Hawaii.
Speaker 6: Remember that.
Speaker 1: What are the rights in Canada?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I just read the headline on Instagram.
Speaker 6: To be honest, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's the news.
Speaker 5: Guy I've got now, you've got no problem with him
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Speaker 1: No, they've all sort of happened. Was it the AFLW
Speaker 1: Awards last time?
Speaker 2: Yes? They were. Who won that Ebony maronoff from the
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Speaker 1: Oh, dear Melbourne, Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Footy club aiming for Grand Final redemption against the lines.
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Speaker 4: Hey, let's park the last few days of what's happened
Speaker 4: in Perth and let's let's more look ahead to a
Speaker 4: big summer cricket.
Speaker 2: Our next guest is responsible for all of these heads.
Speaker 4: Believable, colacable thing you'll probably.
Speaker 2: Ever seen cricket, and that was just from one game
Speaker 2: of crickets. Please welcome to the show, Clem Maxwell, When Maxwell,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 6: How are you going? God, he's looking fresh, He's looking
Speaker 6: fresh on FaceTime.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're busy.
Speaker 5: I feel like cricket players are so busy because it
Speaker 5: never stops. It's obviously summer here but it's kind of
Speaker 5: I feel like it's on all year round. How on
Speaker 5: earth do you have time to write a book on
Speaker 5: top of that?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was quite busy.
Speaker 12: I think we started in February and obviously under pressure
Speaker 12: from the publisher as well, so to get it all
Speaker 12: done in time and have a product that we were
Speaker 12: really proud of.
Speaker 6: There was a lot of hardware, Glenn.
Speaker 4: We had to sign a few copies and do you
Speaker 4: have a do you have a quirky little thing that
Speaker 4: you go to when you're signing copies of the books?
Speaker 6: Is there a little line.
Speaker 12: Depending on the person or where they're from, it's like
Speaker 12: a go Stars or go Aussies, And it's like and like,
Speaker 12: potentially before I was let Go, probably would have been
Speaker 12: go RCB or something like that.
Speaker 6: What do you write that and just put across through it?
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's a good maybe like go Washington Freedom or
Speaker 12: something like that one of the teams I played for.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Maxie, I want to ask you about the
Speaker 2: title The Showman? Now? Am I right? Can you dispell
Speaker 2: a theory? You're well, it's not really your nickname, but
Speaker 2: the nickname the media give you the Big Show. Do
Speaker 2: you hate it? Yeah?
Speaker 11: I absolutely despise it.
Speaker 12: To be fair, if people come up to me and
Speaker 12: say and like yell at me Big Show, I sort
Speaker 12: of ignore them. I don't really give it enough time.
Speaker 1: And was that why do you hate it?
Speaker 12: It's just been a nickname that I've just tried to
Speaker 12: get rid of since day one.
Speaker 2: I sort of inherited it, though, didn't you. It's sort
Speaker 2: of like, I don't know, why did it stick? Did that?
Speaker 12: It stuck?
Speaker 11: Well, it's stuck.
Speaker 12: In my first series in the UAE against Pakistan in
Speaker 12: twenty twelve, and Michael Clark came out and said it
Speaker 12: in a press conference like straight after he goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 12: the Big Show played beautifully at the back end, and
Speaker 12: then the media just ran with her.
Speaker 5: Oh god, Michael Clark and the media honestly is always
Speaker 5: bloody making mincemeter things, isn't he?
Speaker 12: Well it was it was Matt Wade who came up
Speaker 12: with a nickname and then and obviously that sort of
Speaker 12: got a bit of traction, and yeah, it just went
Speaker 12: went from there and unfortunately everyone forgot I was Glenn
Speaker 12: Maxwell after that.
Speaker 2: It was just a big So it is the Showman.
Speaker 2: A bit of a sort of subtle dig at that nickname.
Speaker 11: Well, it's sort of I suppose the evolution.
Speaker 12: I suppose moving sort of out of that nickname, and
Speaker 12: I suppose being called the big show for so long
Speaker 12: and it comes with certain I suppose expectator pressures, and
Speaker 12: it's probably been used against me in a lot of
Speaker 12: a lot of press and a lot.
Speaker 11: Of public perceptions.
Speaker 12: So to sort of come out the other side and
Speaker 12: almost had that defining moment of my career.
Speaker 1: How's life is a dad?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's quite busy. It's quite funny.
Speaker 12: My my phone's currently resting on our our baby caddy
Speaker 12: thing at the moment, swet.
Speaker 11: Nappies and all sorts of stuff in there as well. Now,
Speaker 11: little ones fourteen months.
Speaker 4: I just started walkmate, you won't even see your phone anymore.
Speaker 6: I'll just flog it.
Speaker 12: He started walking while I was while I was during
Speaker 12: the series. We're just played against Pakistan. So I've come
Speaker 12: home and it's been chaos.
Speaker 4: Glad We're heading into a very important time of the
Speaker 4: year and that is Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Backyard cricket, Oh yeah, good call.
Speaker 4: Yeah, things get quite competitive at your place. What do
Speaker 4: you guys spend Christy?
Speaker 12: I think, Chrissy, is that my parents place this year,
Speaker 12: which is which is really good because we've got quite
Speaker 12: a big backyard there, so I'm sure we'll get the
Speaker 12: bat and ball out and they'll be pretty competitive.
Speaker 2: Play.
Speaker 4: You have to be the umpire, Yeah, well the other
Speaker 4: team's got to have more players.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's got to be.
Speaker 12: Well, there's there's enough disadvantages with the conditions, with the
Speaker 12: slope of the backyard, so basically any any ball can
Speaker 12: have your name on it, so it's it's it's pretty
Speaker 12: competitive and the family is pretty athletic, so that there'll
Speaker 12: be they'll be good fun for everyone.
Speaker 2: MAXI cricket, you're going from one day is to t
Speaker 2: twenties to one hundred in the UK. Is cricket just
Speaker 2: getting shorter and shorter and shorter And is that playing
Speaker 2: into your hands?
Speaker 6: Brother?
Speaker 11: Well, I tell you what.
Speaker 12: The seven over game that we played and played in
Speaker 12: the Brisbane the other day was great.
Speaker 11: Seven overs seven overs could be could be the future.
Speaker 11: It was good fun. They're playing t tms at the moment.
Speaker 4: Neither do I for someone who's got ADHD it's great.
Speaker 4: It's just we're in and out, guys. We're not sitting
Speaker 4: there at the mcg all day.
Speaker 5: Well, my family are all big cricket people, and they
Speaker 5: love that one that goes for five days.
Speaker 2: No sch this boxing them people.
Speaker 6: With the silly little lunch boxes. I'm like, gee, the
Speaker 6: cheese plays.
Speaker 1: My family love it. I like the T twenty.
Speaker 11: The T twenty is great fun. I guess the families.
Speaker 12: I just wish they probably played it at a better
Speaker 12: time so the kids could I suppose be.
Speaker 11: At five o'clock. I think that's probably fits in everyone.
Speaker 6: I'm surprised they haven't moved it, to be honest, just
Speaker 6: to get the.
Speaker 5: But it looks the audiing night with the fireworks and
Speaker 5: the lighting.
Speaker 1: And don't worry about the kids. I love it. Perfect time,
Speaker 1: have a little wine, bit of tea, Twitter.
Speaker 6: Let back Twell the book Are The Showman.
Speaker 4: It is available in bookstores and online retailers.
Speaker 6: Helen, have a great Christmas mate, Thanks very much.
Speaker 11: Would be good fun.
Speaker 4: Hey, coming up next, I want to talk about a
Speaker 4: steak that you will never forget. Actually, in fact, thirty
Speaker 4: Night thirteen twenty four to ten best steak in Melbourne?
Speaker 6: Where must we go?
Speaker 1: It didn't sound Helmo just win the award for the
Speaker 1: best steak in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I believe it did.
Speaker 1: In the c and grill you can get all types
Speaker 1: of steaks.
Speaker 2: The Argentinians do it better.
Speaker 4: I'm talking in the burbs.
Speaker 6: What's a crack at steak Night?
Speaker 5: There was one in Richmond called the Union Dining. Oh no,
Speaker 5: that's the house the Kingston used to do a good steak.
Speaker 6: We're coming up next. I got a steak.
Speaker 4: You will never forget third twenty four to ten if
Speaker 4: you know about a crack at cracking steak.
Speaker 6: Also a fun fact, I just.
Speaker 4: Learned about steak. Oh yeah, and wait till you hear
Speaker 4: the response. Our producer gen Z had a very important
Speaker 4: day here in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: It's steak night day.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, a lot of Tuesdays.
Speaker 4: Wednesdaydays too, steak Maybe our production Ey was just blowing
Speaker 4: up because his favorite joint on Steak Night has just
Speaker 4: made a massive change. Where did you used to go
Speaker 4: where it was bottomless bottomless fries?
Speaker 2: Was Bonnie bar right, and it's bonny Bonny and.
Speaker 6: It used to be bottomless fries with your steak, Is
Speaker 6: that right?
Speaker 2: It was bottomless fries.
Speaker 6: It was fantastic.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a very French thing, isn't it. Where they
Speaker 5: do comforts and they get heaps of fries over and over.
Speaker 5: Sorry did you say what I just did? It was
Speaker 5: quite a squirt.
Speaker 2: You got a squirter there. Sorry?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I just tried to put some hands on squirted
Speaker 5: halfway across the.
Speaker 6: Right well that I find.
Speaker 2: It's all about the sides. Obviously. I hope he's got
Speaker 2: an issue. But some places that do. The scolet potatoes
Speaker 2: are just exquisite.
Speaker 4: Boundary Hotel on Sunday I went there and I got
Speaker 4: a nice Scotch philet, little scolet potatoes and sauce.
Speaker 2: And don't throw any rocket at me. I ro rocket man.
Speaker 1: You're not a rocket man.
Speaker 4: I love rocket.
Speaker 2: It's just a bit.
Speaker 5: Peppery and deltos, you know what, rather that than that
Speaker 5: povo lettuce in like sometimes they cut the tomato too big.
Speaker 2: Give me a cole slaw, What are you? Big? Rooster?
Speaker 4: In nineteen and McKinnon Hotel needs to piss off that
Speaker 4: horse radish.
Speaker 2: You don't like mustard? No, I like.
Speaker 4: I like a seeded mustard on the side, but it
Speaker 4: comes up with like this horse radish on top of it.
Speaker 4: Sauce pepper, yeah, pep, is this right? Only just like
Speaker 4: the other day that a tea bone. Yes, he's half
Speaker 4: Porterhouse half I Philip.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and the teas down the middle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so a little a little bit. I feel it
Speaker 6: best of both worlds.
Speaker 2: Did you know that?
Speaker 4: Do you know what our producer gen Z, the twenty
Speaker 4: three year old on the show said, what did you
Speaker 4: ask me about teapot?
Speaker 1: How do they combine the two?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she meant.
Speaker 6: It to someone.
Speaker 2: Get a butcher on the phone.
Speaker 1: I love her.
Speaker 4: I want to head to Penrith in Sydney for State Night.
Speaker 2: What's happened in Penrith, Sydney's West?
Speaker 4: Yeahyoun an hour out of Sydney. We are heading to
Speaker 4: Loan Star, Rip House and Bruise.
Speaker 2: It sounds plush.
Speaker 5: Lone Star. Is that where they put the peanuts on
Speaker 5: the floor. Yes, I think they used to do because
Speaker 5: someone slipped on the peanut shells and they sued them.
Speaker 5: So then you just had the bootscooters that would come
Speaker 5: out and dance.
Speaker 2: But there's no Chadstone. Wasn't there There was one? Right?
Speaker 1: It was a homes clad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's up there with Johnny Rockets. When they'd stop
Speaker 4: serving shakes and come out to do a full danger. Yes,
Speaker 4: she would go to hog's breath back in the day
Speaker 4: where they slow fries turf. Hogs breath is amazing steaks
Speaker 4: slow cooked for nine weeks. So this lady had to
Speaker 4: send her steak back unfortunately, because just as she started
Speaker 4: to eat it, what she noticed crawling maggots.
Speaker 6: No, I see the little white bits.
Speaker 2: Around the edge. It's not grizzle, That's what I said.
Speaker 6: When I first looked at it, I was like, I
Speaker 6: would have eaten it. It's moving, but they were moving.
Speaker 1: How do you get maggots in his steak?
Speaker 2: I think it's steaks.
Speaker 4: The health department well, not raided the joint, but when
Speaker 4: inspected and they found all the steaks sealed in bags
Speaker 4: and stuff, So that was fine. However, the lady said, no,
Speaker 4: I had live maggots in my steak, she complained. They
Speaker 4: offered to send her replacement steak. No, I'd probably go
Speaker 4: the chicken after that.
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
Speaker 4: I know what Clint sinking. You could eat around, You
Speaker 4: could eat around that, just drizzle it in gravy.
Speaker 5: Maggots They flies, yes, So how did she get.
Speaker 1: Dead flies in a steak that turned into maggots?
Speaker 4: Well, I guess the flies have died on the steak
Speaker 4: they've turned into maggots.
Speaker 2: I mean, that wouldn't happen in Melbourne. Melbourne is home
Speaker 2: to the.
Speaker 4: Radio executive producer The Maggot Experts get maggots.
Speaker 13: I've actually got a bit of a thing for maggots.
Speaker 13: They are fly larvae. Larvae like the offspring of flies.
Speaker 13: So they often lay their larvae in steaks and other
Speaker 13: types of food, and then they hatch, and then they
Speaker 13: often and then they grow into flies.
Speaker 2: And that's what that.
Speaker 6: Is, you think for megots.
Speaker 2: If you've got a thing for maggots, why do they
Speaker 2: have a posh on for steaks? Yeah, rich in vitamins.
Speaker 1: So is that what happens in the bins when the
Speaker 1: flies and the flies go into the bin and they
Speaker 1: lay their larvae. Sure, it's called larvae.
Speaker 2: It is called larvae. So if you squish it.
Speaker 13: You know when blow flies, particularly around this time of
Speaker 13: a few months earlier, where they get nice and fat,
Speaker 13: if you ever squish them, the larvae like kind of
Speaker 13: spoonge outla squating before exactly like that, and they spooge out.
Speaker 13: So that sometimes if you kill a big fly, you
Speaker 13: actually have to get rid of it because if you
Speaker 13: just kill it and leave it. The larvae will climb
Speaker 13: out of the corpse of its parent, and then well.
Speaker 5: You really do have a thing for maggot. Who knew
Speaker 5: you were a maggot?
Speaker 2: Expert screams, maggot, that's foul.
Speaker 1: Flies are disgusting everywhere.
Speaker 6: What do you sit on? An onion ring?
Speaker 4: Or love an onion ring?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 6: Angus and Bond they did good ones. They do gray
Speaker 6: onion ring ring?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Just sliced onion? Right?
Speaker 4: Well, well, don't ruin the secret, Jesus man.
Speaker 6: Bruce Wayne, what other things you're gonna spoil?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you don't get the onion.
Speaker 1: Better?
Speaker 4: God Ona knowburn, Welcome you Chuesday, everybody you Tuesday Jays?
Speaker 6: What an over crappy They call that a peace soup they.
Speaker 1: Do in and it's a bit wet, but it's warm.
Speaker 2: But it's for the airport. There's chaos airport.
Speaker 1: The airport would be a real situation.
Speaker 2: Heading to Talmen. A little bit of a warning. Just
Speaker 2: check your schedule, because we're told twenty nine departing flights
Speaker 2: have been canceled already. You couldn't say incoming flights are
Speaker 2: being diverted. Imagine getting up there in the sky and
Speaker 2: then you're ladies and gentlemen, we have been diverted to
Speaker 2: avalon airport.
Speaker 5: Novel would be the same. It'd be more like Adelaide
Speaker 5: or camera.
Speaker 6: If it was camera go. You know what, guys, let's
Speaker 6: run the risk and try and.
Speaker 2: Land this bird.
Speaker 4: Imagine out look look at Tom Hanks.
Speaker 6: He landed on the Hudson. I'm sure we can do
Speaker 6: it on the Erra.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone wants to be that all the way.
Speaker 2: From rather that than Canberra. Lax, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're going to Canberra.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, international flights. I didn't even think of.
Speaker 2: That fifteen sixteen, seventeen hours into your trip. And then
Speaker 2: they're like, also island.
Speaker 4: Is that what we want tourist seeing for the first time.
Speaker 4: Australia loves their porn and fireworks. It's only in this city,
Speaker 4: only in the city.
Speaker 5: Airport is hectic on mornings like this, so make sure
Speaker 5: you check your flights because there are a lot of
Speaker 5: delays and cancelations this morning.
Speaker 4: Coming up after seven thirty this morning, Clint, very awkward
Speaker 4: situation happened on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought I was being a good friend.
Speaker 2: I think I was being a good You're being a
Speaker 2: great friend.
Speaker 1: But now I've been made to feel very uncomfortable about it.
Speaker 6: Clint, A photo has got me in hot water. We're
Speaker 6: going to die to you doing You're going to hint, yeah,
Speaker 6: I had something in my mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, we're going to dive into that after
Speaker 4: seven thirty this morning. Coming up next though, something you're
Speaker 4: gonna want for Christmas. You're on the air with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 4: Clint's here as well. You're listening to nover.
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Speaker 4: that we haven't spoken to in our life in ages.
Speaker 4: And it's not because of a falling out or anything
Speaker 4: like that. It's because life has just gotten in the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you missed them, or maybe it was a
Speaker 1: colleague who you think back and go, oh my god.
Speaker 5: We had some of the best times of our lives together,
Speaker 5: but when we stopped working together, we just lost time.
Speaker 4: I reached out to mate of mine Max, who used
Speaker 4: to be part of my coffee gang yesterday on the
Speaker 4: show and we caught up. When I left here yesterday,
Speaker 4: I gave McCall on the way home, Yeah, whole way
Speaker 4: home him and I would just say, oh, I remember
Speaker 4: that guy used to come down to the coffee shop.
Speaker 4: I remember that guy would go to the public after laugh.
Speaker 4: It was the biggest trip down memory lane. And by
Speaker 4: the time I got home decided that we're going to
Speaker 4: blast out a message to the whole group next time
Speaker 4: I'm in Brisbane.
Speaker 6: Let's all meet at the coffee shop.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very nice and so many people have spoken
Speaker 5: to me about this because I think it's something we
Speaker 5: can all relate to. You know, there's people that come
Speaker 5: in and out of our lives. There's like five minute friends,
Speaker 5: and then there's you know, friends from your twenties and
Speaker 5: things just kind of change. But often they don't really
Speaker 5: we just lose touch. So this Christmas we want to
Speaker 5: have Melbourne reconnected with an old mate that they miss
Speaker 5: and tomorrow is the day.
Speaker 4: That's right, we want everyone to do it tomorrow and
Speaker 4: let us know how it goes also use us as
Speaker 4: the excuse because there's something it has sort of come up,
Speaker 4: and I don't think it needs to be there, But
Speaker 4: sometimes there's an element of guilt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what your friends said yesterday. I feel really
Speaker 1: bad about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And like, I know, I've got another girl who
Speaker 4: we used to be really good friends and her partner's
Speaker 4: going through a really hard time at the moment, and
Speaker 4: I haven't reached out to her in years.
Speaker 5: But sometimes you feel like it's been too long and
Speaker 5: now you're like, oh, I can't reach out now because
Speaker 5: I've sort of been mia for a bit.
Speaker 6: But when I think, and I'm like, she's not If
Speaker 6: I ring, she's not going to go, how dare you call?
Speaker 6: She should be happy to hear from me.
Speaker 2: We broach the same issue in a phone call with
Speaker 2: my friend Nicole and how I felt immense guilt but
Speaker 2: not having caught up with her given her sort of
Speaker 2: trials and tribulations over the last out of twelve eighteen
Speaker 2: months she'd been battling cancer. And I'm pleased to say
Speaker 2: we're actually catching up for lunch. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 2: so nice. In a week and a half time nice,
Speaker 2: It's really nice. It's just from picking up the phone
Speaker 2: and having a conversation, you know, reconnecting.
Speaker 6: Use us as the excuse.
Speaker 4: It can be as easy as you know what. I
Speaker 4: was in the car. I was listening to nover this morning.
Speaker 4: They're talking about reconnecting with old friends, and you popped
Speaker 4: into my mind straight away. That is literally your opening sentence,
Speaker 4: and I guarantee you'll be away.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Is there someone
Speaker 5: you're thinking of? Don't do it yet, but we just
Speaker 5: love to hear. Who are the people that Melbourne are
Speaker 5: missing in their lives. Maybe it is maybe it's a
Speaker 5: friend that you lost through a breakup, like oh yeah,
Speaker 5: ex's friends that it was just like people took sides
Speaker 5: and like times too, they don't need to know we've
Speaker 5: moved on.
Speaker 4: Some times people feel like, oh I couldn't reach out
Speaker 4: to Lauren, you know I met her through correct like Lauren's.
Speaker 6: Like that was just an example.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's UNI mate.
Speaker 6: Maybe the excellence wondering if you love from them he reconnected.
Speaker 1: Maybe it is an excellent Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like you usa to me, it's weird that I'm friends
Speaker 4: with exits. But sometimes I'm like, you know, if it
Speaker 4: wasn't a bad breakup and you spent that time with them,
Speaker 4: there's nothing wrong with going Hey, I just want to
Speaker 4: check in. You know, we our families knew each other.
Speaker 4: You know, hope last Streek and you will. Thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four ten is our number. If you're listening to this
Speaker 4: in the car right now and you've got that friend
Speaker 4: that's popped into your mind, give us a call, let
Speaker 4: us know the history. How long has it been since
Speaker 4: you spoke? Why has it been so long?
Speaker 1: And you're nervous or excited about tomorrow to reach out
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow is a reconnect for Christmas Day. I know I've
Speaker 4: got a bunch of people I'm going to reach out to,
Speaker 4: but thirteen twenty four ten, if you want to be
Speaker 4: a part of it, we are very proudly kicking off
Speaker 4: and you'll reconnect for Christmas.
Speaker 5: Yes, it is the day to reach out to someone
Speaker 5: you miss and just say hello, good knows what.
Speaker 14: I I met this amazing girl called Chelsea through my
Speaker 14: ex boyfriend, and hearing you guys talk about it on
Speaker 14: air has just made me really want to reach out
Speaker 14: to her again. We haven't really spoken since my X
Speaker 14: and I broke up, and yeah, I really miss her.
Speaker 15: Hey, I'm Nick and I'd love to catch up with
Speaker 15: an old family friend Tom. Our parents were family friends
Speaker 15: back in the day. We went to school together and
Speaker 15: then some stuff went down and we haven't really caught
Speaker 15: up since. So hopefully I'll be able to catch.
Speaker 6: Up with you, Tom.
Speaker 2: Hey, my name's Allison.
Speaker 10: I really want to reconnect with my old friend Kate.
Speaker 10: We used to get a UNI together. We were inseparable,
Speaker 10: but life got in the way. We've got different jobs,
Speaker 10: haven't seen her in years, but I really miss her
Speaker 10: and I've been thinking about it a lot now, especially
Speaker 10: in the lead up to Christmas, and I think it'd
Speaker 10: be great to reconnect with her.
Speaker 4: Many different reasons. It comes under.
Speaker 5: And it doesn't mean that you then have to commit
Speaker 5: to having lunch with them, but it is nice just
Speaker 5: to think back on those old times as well and
Speaker 5: just have a.
Speaker 1: Laugh about That's that's really lovely an impression on someone.
Speaker 4: Veronica in Hastings, Good.
Speaker 16: Morning, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 7: Hello Ronnie, missed your absolute legends on the radio.
Speaker 1: By the way, is there someone you're thinking of?
Speaker 16: Yes, Angel Faith, My dearest friend Dori Ant who lived
Speaker 16: in New Zealand. I went to high school with her
Speaker 16: and she's like a sister to me.
Speaker 7: I looked up to.
Speaker 16: Her creditably that she became a policewoman and I haven't
Speaker 16: seen her for all about seven years.
Speaker 6: When when was the last time you guys actually spoke
Speaker 6: on the phone.
Speaker 16: Oh last year, sir?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Any legends, any trace whatsoever? Like any he connected socially,
Speaker 2: like on social media?
Speaker 16: No, Angel Face, because she's just she's been involved with
Speaker 16: moving to New Zealand and having to you know, reside
Speaker 16: there and get herself comfortable and there's no conflict like
Speaker 16: I missed it, like the air I breathe.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so nice. You're going to reach out to
Speaker 1: her tomorrow and say hello and try and catch up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Veronica, make sure you let us know how it
Speaker 4: goes tomorrow, will you.
Speaker 16: Oh that would be grat thanks a lot.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to ask that question just to see
Speaker 4: if you call me angel face as well, but just
Speaker 4: answer the question.
Speaker 7: Yeah, bring honor to speak to you all.
Speaker 2: Thank you, angel Face.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 4: I liked it.
Speaker 2: You can hear the like yeah Simon in her voice
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: Honestly, when we spoke to Max yesterday, my mate from
Speaker 4: the Coffee Gang.
Speaker 6: I ring him. I said, I'll reach out after the
Speaker 6: show and I left here.
Speaker 4: I was driving out of the Nervus Studios and I was like,
Speaker 4: I've got a call Max, and I rang him and
Speaker 4: he picked up the phone and it was like I
Speaker 4: was ringing him to say, Hey, make megun for coffee.
Speaker 6: It was so funny in the Coffee Gang.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a good eighte of us and.
Speaker 2: It's a it's not a gang, it's a grip.
Speaker 1: If we go to this like they started a coffee
Speaker 1: and ended up in top down.
Speaker 2: Robberies or anything, do a hard time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when three of the Coffee Gang get released, we're
Speaker 4: all going to catch up a gang. We all catch
Speaker 4: up during visiting hours.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: We'd start at Jamie's coffee shop and then on a Friday,
Speaker 4: two of the boys would set up a giant spit
Speaker 4: in the.
Speaker 2: Car par the car park the coffee.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, you own on Jie, Jamie and the coffee.
Speaker 6: We'd go into the night and then all head across
Speaker 6: to the q A.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're like it's always sunny in Philadelphia
Speaker 5: where they buy the pub and they've got no other
Speaker 5: customers other than their friends.
Speaker 6: People try and walk in Jamie's like coffee.
Speaker 5: Club, coffee what we call the coffee Boys, Coffee gang,
Speaker 5: coffee gang.
Speaker 2: Only you need to sirs.
Speaker 1: If you're not in the game, you're out customers.
Speaker 4: Be like I can smell a pig cooking. You know,
Speaker 4: we're closed, close for business.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Look tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I really hope we make this an annual thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: It's actually heading into Christmas. It doesn't cost you anything,
Speaker 4: and my god, it's going to make you feel better
Speaker 4: than any bloody thing you buy on that.
Speaker 5: It's so nice when someone reaches out and so to speak,
Speaker 5: thinking of you and wanted to say hi.
Speaker 2: Perfect Chrissy gift.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, we are very proudly hosting our first reconnect for
Speaker 4: Christmas Day. We want you to be a part of it, Melbourne,
Speaker 4: so make sure you join us. I'm in trouble. Socials
Speaker 4: just pointed out I mister mate's birthday.
Speaker 5: Oh I hate that instantly.
Speaker 2: Oh good.
Speaker 6: Good mate as well. Oh no, happy birthday brother for yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yesterday. Well we're here.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to say happy birthday to all the
Speaker 5: people whose birthdays I've missed this year? Do you know
Speaker 5: what I And then you know what? You get past
Speaker 5: the day and you're like, I just think we.
Speaker 2: Just brush over it. But I'm on Facebook anymore.
Speaker 1: No, neither of you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: So normally it comes up on Facebook.
Speaker 4: Now I'm just getting the photos of other friends posting photos.
Speaker 1: I think, as an adult, do you get someone.
Speaker 4: Never forgets mine and even sends mesters on the kid's birthdays?
Speaker 2: Oh, he's a good friend.
Speaker 5: Should he's probably your only friend I've ever met at
Speaker 5: She's probably one of the best wads.
Speaker 2: I'd be putting that one in the then acknowledging that
Speaker 2: you've stuffed up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tend to go with the other option, which is,
Speaker 2: I hope you had a great day, mate, Oh today
Speaker 2: on I could nod to yesterday. I hope yesterday it
Speaker 2: was a crack, but you knew it was a good day.
Speaker 5: And I don't think people really care. I'd be like, oh, thanks. Now.
Speaker 5: One of my girlfriends invited another girlfriend over for lunch,
Speaker 5: not realizing it was her birthday. And our girlfriend came
Speaker 5: over and they sat there and it was my friend
Speaker 5: like winging about her life about a day, about a
Speaker 5: kid's whole thing.
Speaker 1: Then was like, anyway, great to see you.
Speaker 5: She left and she didn't realize the girl she'd had
Speaker 5: over it was her birthday and she totally brushed the
Speaker 5: whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not ideal, is it.
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 2: You sometimes you just don't know what about that?
Speaker 1: And who's going to walk in and be like, it's
Speaker 1: my birthday?
Speaker 6: What about this?
Speaker 4: What about if I sent a message going, hey, mate,
Speaker 4: I hope yesterday was a cracker.
Speaker 6: Didn't hear from you? How was the cake?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, you can't.
Speaker 1: What do you mean didn't hear from me?
Speaker 4: And then if he goes what cake, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: bloody ordered the cake? It didn't rock up? Let me
Speaker 4: chase it.
Speaker 2: No, listen to the radio.
Speaker 1: That's called gaslighting. Don't do that, right, that's very bad friendship?
Speaker 6: Gotcha?
Speaker 1: Okay to make them feel like it was there for right?
Speaker 6: Okay, No, I'd blame it on the cake shop.
Speaker 1: No, you can't do that.
Speaker 2: Just how does he does he listen to the radio
Speaker 2: every now and then?
Speaker 6: Hey guys coming up next?
Speaker 2: Loss?
Speaker 6: Now you are a good friend. She did something on the.
Speaker 2: Weekend, depends that you ask.
Speaker 6: I agree.
Speaker 4: What she did I would say is a good friend. However,
Speaker 4: it will divide people.
Speaker 1: I think I'm paranoid.
Speaker 2: So am I the moral compass here? Yes? Okay, and
Speaker 2: that's a problem.
Speaker 4: We'll tell you what she did and it involves an
Speaker 4: incriminating photo. We'll go there next.
Speaker 6: On Novar, my wife and till my sons just came
Speaker 6: back from sid Ony.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 5: So on the weekend, Jace had the house just a
Speaker 5: bachelor pad with him and Archie, his youngest son, who's too.
Speaker 5: He's been two for about he's nearly.
Speaker 2: Three in January. Does he take much work?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's non stop, but right when he got but
Speaker 4: when it's just one like I was happy spending my
Speaker 4: day building trains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ok.
Speaker 6: And we were sitting in the pool.
Speaker 5: So on Friday, hot day, Jase probably live in the dream,
Speaker 5: I'm thinking. So I sent him a text saying, hey, brother,
Speaker 5: how was life without the fam?
Speaker 1: Just checking in making sure you're okay?
Speaker 6: And I replied with this photo.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, explain the photos a woman.
Speaker 2: There's a woman in your house.
Speaker 1: It's a photo.
Speaker 2: Explain the fat, well you're okay? Visual is Jace's selfie mode?
Speaker 2: I think it's a bottle of moet.
Speaker 1: I think it's piper, well, friend, no, it's pipe.
Speaker 2: Necking it. In the background is a woman with a
Speaker 2: flute of champagne sitting at the counter. The bird.
Speaker 5: So I get this back right, and I'm like, are
Speaker 5: you stupping her way? So your first instinct was not
Speaker 5: Jase's having good time sculling from the champagne. Who's the
Speaker 5: bird in the background. So I look at it and
Speaker 5: I go oh. So I show Paul my moral compass,
Speaker 5: Paul O'Brien, and he goes, who's the larry in the background.
Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, exactly, We're kind't think anything
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: She looks she looks like she's in her early twenty's away,
Speaker 1: your wife's away.
Speaker 2: And there's a woman in your house drinking champagne with you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, there's only one conclusion I'm drawing there. That
Speaker 2: is why you so stupid that you're sending selfies of
Speaker 2: the woman you're having an affair with.
Speaker 1: Well, he's sculling from the bottle.
Speaker 5: So I just reply, Oh, drinking straight from the bottle,
Speaker 5: that's my boy.
Speaker 1: It was just Friday. I just ignored it.
Speaker 6: It was the most random reply I've ever received. And
Speaker 6: I'm like, that's not like Lauren.
Speaker 4: And she didn't even comment on the girl who she knows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't recognize it. I didn't realize I knew her.
Speaker 5: So I well, first of all, I was like, well,
Speaker 5: I'm not replying who's the Larry in the background or
Speaker 5: who's the girl in the background.
Speaker 1: I was like, lose away with the kids.
Speaker 5: What if I write back back and the message goes
Speaker 5: to an iPad that the kids have and there's no context,
Speaker 5: and then I've put him in it.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I just am going to ignore it.
Speaker 1: She also looks very young.
Speaker 5: She looks twenty and you're forty three, So I was like,
Speaker 5: then I thought, Then I thought, maybe he's got a
Speaker 5: babysitter over and so he's gonna leave art to you
Speaker 5: with a babysitter and go with the boys. So I'm
Speaker 5: not going to reply that either in case that gets
Speaker 5: him into trouble if his wife also, I think.
Speaker 6: I should be drinking sham a babysitter.
Speaker 5: The twenty year old babysit is also drinking champagne. So
Speaker 5: I was like, I got I just ignored it.
Speaker 2: I've got one more observation, are you eating chads?
Speaker 6: They're amazing.
Speaker 1: He's eating a bo it's very it's screaming bachelor pad,
Speaker 1: half eaten box of chads, the champagne from the bottle.
Speaker 1: All right, Clint, what would you have done if you
Speaker 1: got that text?
Speaker 2: He probably would have come around, would you have you
Speaker 2: know I would have let it festa?
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. So I did just ignored it. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to know about this.
Speaker 2: I don't want Can I explain no?
Speaker 4: The reason I sent the photo is because a Lauren
Speaker 4: knows the girl. She just didn't recognize her in the photo.
Speaker 4: That's actually a mum of two who goes to the school.
Speaker 6: Kerrie. All right, we're all really good friends.
Speaker 4: And I got a text some mirror on Friday saying,
Speaker 4: what are you doing to Totter's Hell this afternoon? I've
Speaker 4: booked the worst afternoon in the world to get the
Speaker 4: house exterminated?
Speaker 2: A loss?
Speaker 6: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: You can see the ring on her finger, and I.
Speaker 1: Said, zooming that much. I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to know. I don't want to know. I didn't se it,
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. Did happened? Didn't it?
Speaker 4: Bring the kids around? Chuck them in the pool? So
Speaker 4: her kids there, my kids there. I've told Lou my
Speaker 4: wife on the phone, Kirie's bringing the kids around for
Speaker 4: a swim, so my wife is aware of it. So
Speaker 4: I've just sent this photo to Lauren, thinking it's all
Speaker 4: a bit of fun. Me and while Lauren is pacing
Speaker 4: up and down the hallway at her place, thinking I'm
Speaker 4: having a full blown affair.
Speaker 5: Panic stations and now you've now you put me in it.
Speaker 5: So I just thought I'm just going to pretend I
Speaker 5: never saw it.
Speaker 4: It's the worse being the person put in it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: So anyway, it's Kirie.
Speaker 2: Are you having an affair? An affair? Why not.
Speaker 1: Clint stunnaway? Mind you manage? You're going to die alone
Speaker 1: because of relations enough.
Speaker 6: I don't need it.
Speaker 2: I don't need it. I need to.
Speaker 1: No, you can't. You couldn't keep up with two.
Speaker 6: I barely keeping up with one.
Speaker 4: Thirteen.
Speaker 1: It really made me very uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Your message was so weird. I was like, thirteen twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten is our number? Did you think someone
Speaker 4: was having an affair but got it wrong? Like you
Speaker 4: saw them out somewhere with I don't know a girl
Speaker 4: and then you found out, oh that's their step daughder
Speaker 4: or whatever you know what I mean, or a work mate.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's the only time that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 5: Most of the times I've thought someone was having an affair,
Speaker 5: they were.
Speaker 2: Having an affair.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number to join us
Speaker 6: on the air.
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Speaker 4: So thirteen twenty fourteen er chicked out at home? Have
Speaker 4: you thought you caught someone having an affair? And man,
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Speaker 6: Too, Tyler Swift.
Speaker 4: The closing night of the Eras tour in Vancouver, Canada,
Speaker 4: the Prime Minister was there going off last night. Dances
Speaker 4: better than Trump jt Your chance to get on the
Speaker 4: stand by.
Speaker 1: Our Prime Minister.
Speaker 4: No, not Canadian dance. He loves a rock concert that
Speaker 4: he does all the time. Sydney loves loves a band,
Speaker 4: likes merch. Know that was just center Ard and wasn't.
Speaker 2: No, no Albert. He's got lots of band T shirts.
Speaker 2: Loves a band T shirt. Hey, all right, Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: coming up before nine. At the moment we are talking,
Speaker 2: have you thought you caught someone having an affair?
Speaker 1: But let's go to Jay, good morning, Good morning? Who
Speaker 1: was it? It was my husband, Actually, he thought he
Speaker 1: was having a sling.
Speaker 17: Yeah, so I was doing it. I was doing our
Speaker 17: washing and I came across a woman's T shirt that
Speaker 17: did not belong to me.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so I know that feeling.
Speaker 5: Well, no, not that exact feeling, but when your gut
Speaker 5: tells you something and you're like, your blood turns cold
Speaker 5: and you go, what do I do?
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 17: In that moment, I just took it to him and said,
Speaker 17: brook straight into there.
Speaker 7: I said, Who's is this?
Speaker 17: And he looked at me and he went, I don't know,
Speaker 17: I don't know, and he had no idea. He couldn't
Speaker 17: explain it, and I'm thinking he's lying.
Speaker 7: Whose is this?
Speaker 17: Turns out it was his sister's T shirt. She looked
Speaker 17: after our kids the week before and they got mixed
Speaker 17: up in our washing.
Speaker 1: And how how profusely did you have to apologize?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 17: I just kind of didn't say anything.
Speaker 6: You've just yelled at him.
Speaker 2: What do you need to know?
Speaker 5: If it was the other way around.
Speaker 17: I didn't yell. I just went quiet.
Speaker 6: Should just walk out wearing it?
Speaker 1: I would be so weird. I fold that T shirt
Speaker 1: up and probably sit on it for a week and
Speaker 1: be like, how am I? How do I deal with this?
Speaker 1: And then I just poked the bear and asked we.
Speaker 2: Wrong'd be like an interrogator, full inspector.
Speaker 4: And then you know what, investigator Paul had come home
Speaker 4: and should have the house lit up like the Loom project.
Speaker 4: You know photos everywhere.
Speaker 12: If you.
Speaker 4: Shops here, who is this Larry? And all the doors
Speaker 4: would be locked so we can't leave.
Speaker 2: You'd be you'd.
Speaker 5: Go full No, I don't think I would. I think well,
Speaker 5: I would sit on it for a.
Speaker 6: Long time though, I know, but you would destroy.
Speaker 1: I'd really find the right way to broach it, and
Speaker 1: I'd be absolutely certain by the time I bought it up.
Speaker 6: But then you destroy.
Speaker 2: Hey, how's about Heather's story? Heather good morning.
Speaker 9: OHI there, how are you going?
Speaker 6: We are good?
Speaker 2: What happened to you?
Speaker 9: Oh it's a long long time ago. I was about twenty,
Speaker 9: my father was about forty five.
Speaker 5: Forty six.
Speaker 9: Mom went away to Perth to visit some family, and
Speaker 9: Dad and I decided we'd dress up and go out
Speaker 9: for dinner. I love that, so do a lovely restaurant.
Speaker 9: Candle had a pottle of wine. A group another couple
Speaker 9: of cup came in, about just a bit younger than Dad.
Speaker 9: Sat down. Dad caught their eye. They looked away on
Speaker 9: a wave.
Speaker 8: They looked away.
Speaker 9: They started mustering a bit themselves. Anyway, they ignored us,
Speaker 9: and Dad got a bit perturbed about this.
Speaker 7: Anyhow.
Speaker 9: I then said to him, what's the story? Daddy said,
Speaker 9: all their parents from some kids by teats at school.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 9: Oh And I said you know what, Dad, but they
Speaker 9: think that you're having an affair with me.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 9: Sat there and had a bit of a laugh. And
Speaker 9: then on the way out we stopped at the table
Speaker 9: and Dad said, oh, great to see you. I'd love
Speaker 9: to introduce you to my daughter.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I would red faces there.
Speaker 6: I would even be like during the meal, hey, daughter,
Speaker 6: how is your state.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't I tease him for a bit longer.
Speaker 4: Should we bring your mother and tell her that we're
Speaker 4: out for dinner?
Speaker 6: Just compensating?
Speaker 1: Adal, good morning.
Speaker 8: Hey guys, here you go and say I love you
Speaker 8: on over visits at other stations.
Speaker 1: Thank you than we love it?
Speaker 6: We love it hit too. What's the story?
Speaker 8: So a little while back, I went out when identical
Speaker 8: twin and yeah, so my sister's best friend was out
Speaker 8: at a club one time and she's dancing away and
Speaker 8: all of a sudden she glances across the dance floor
Speaker 8: and she sees this guy, well her blood ball. She's
Speaker 8: like a bit an older sister to me as.
Speaker 1: Well, what was he macking on with someone?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Absolutely, So she's run across the dance floor, grabbed him,
Speaker 8: fame around, gave his biggest friend in the dance floor
Speaker 8: and he's you know, he didn't know what to do,
Speaker 8: but he recognized her from different things at our.
Speaker 1: Baby and is.
Speaker 8: He goes, oh, look, I think you've got the wrong page.
Speaker 7: She says, no, no, no, what do you mean?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you do this to Adele? He says, I think
Speaker 8: you've got me confused. My twin brother, Grant I'm Greg Grant.
Speaker 5: Identical twams must get into travel all the time. But
Speaker 5: also that's something I would do. I'd be so protective
Speaker 5: of my friend. And then what do you do? Just
Speaker 5: like okay, as you will have a great night back.
Speaker 4: Dog white people cheat on a partner with their identical twins,
Speaker 4: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I don't think a lot of people are doing that.
Speaker 6: Who they would be?
Speaker 2: Hey, Adele?
Speaker 9: Yep?
Speaker 2: Did you ever get them mixed up?
Speaker 8: Almost early days?
Speaker 6: And what was what was the setting? Adele?
Speaker 8: Sort of in their family kitchen went up and sort
Speaker 8: of went for a color my.
Speaker 1: Hand it's Gregg, not brown, Adele, Yeah, it.
Speaker 9: Was okay, It's okay.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 2: At least you just grabbed his thumb.
Speaker 6: It is just a minute past eight.
Speaker 4: She'll check you around the work latest in years and
Speaker 4: then let's offloads some money here at number one hundred.
Speaker 6: Well, good morning Melbourne on a crappy looking Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a bit ordinary out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's nothing good on the horizon. Next few
Speaker 4: day is going to be wet and overcast. Not great news.
Speaker 5: This is like classic Melbourne, though, isn't it. It's not
Speaker 5: cold I'm happy with that.
Speaker 4: The kids love this at school, do they you know
Speaker 4: why there's no heads down thumbs up games?
Speaker 6: They roll out the tablets.
Speaker 1: Oh, the iPad, the iPads. I remember those days where
Speaker 1: they'd roll in the TC player and roll it in
Speaker 1: the player in the whole school.
Speaker 6: We're on here.
Speaker 2: You're right about Melbourne because this happens a lot. Melbourne's like,
Speaker 2: you can have your little taste of sour, but then
Speaker 2: we're going to take it straight back and give you
Speaker 2: a bit more crap.
Speaker 5: Weather and chaos at the airport, I believe this morning.
Speaker 5: So if you're making your way out to Toulamaroon, take
Speaker 5: it easy.
Speaker 1: Check on the flight status.
Speaker 6: Let's get out of Mitcham and try it off. Light
Speaker 6: some money this.
Speaker 2: Morning, Diana, Good morning, all they die.
Speaker 1: We got Diana. There should be there, Diana. You're you're
Speaker 1: a mum of twin babies and you've also got a
Speaker 1: four year old. You are bus z. Absolutely what have
Speaker 1: we got boys or girls?
Speaker 9: I've got two boys and a girl.
Speaker 2: All right, die.
Speaker 4: You want to roll the dice and go for five
Speaker 4: hundred this morning? I've been told yes, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars all right, you're going to hear a question.
Speaker 5: You'll hear a three two one countdown. You have to
Speaker 5: answer it in that time and.
Speaker 1: The cash is yours if you are correct, Diana, good luck?
Speaker 4: You ready to go go easy on me?
Speaker 6: All right? Die for five one hundred dollars clink, got
Speaker 6: this straight away?
Speaker 1: Can you need this one?
Speaker 2: Here we go? In which city was Anne Frank's hiding place?
Speaker 6: Three two one guess?
Speaker 1: No? It was Amsterdam?
Speaker 2: And yes, in the Netherlands and Frank House.
Speaker 1: Yes, I've been there. Yeah, it's it's a pretty powerful
Speaker 1: place to visit.
Speaker 6: Can you said you fell on the stools? Well checking
Speaker 6: it out?
Speaker 2: Yes, the stairs are very hard to climb. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Did you go to one of those little cafes before
Speaker 6: you took on the stairs?
Speaker 2: I went for a coffee before, a little brownie, half
Speaker 2: a brownie right stairs.
Speaker 6: We'll get you, hey, Unfortunately, no money twisted. I'll tell
Speaker 6: you what.
Speaker 4: You know what, You're not going to go away empty handed.
Speaker 4: How about I hook you up with tickets to Melbourne's
Speaker 4: Christmas Wonderland so you can take the family.
Speaker 8: Oh, that'd be fantastic, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: It's a ripping day out.
Speaker 4: Christmas comes alive at Corefield Racecourse from November twenty nine.
Speaker 6: You can book now a ticket.
Speaker 5: Master now coming up next week. Thought we had a
Speaker 5: great idea yesterday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've got second thoughts. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's a service we launched on Nova yesterday. However,
Speaker 4: something similar was launched on Nova many years ago in
Speaker 4: Sydney and it shut down the city and everyone turned
Speaker 4: on them.
Speaker 6: We'll explain what we're talking about on the other side
Speaker 6: of this.
Speaker 4: In fact, we'll be joined by one of the original
Speaker 4: Nova hosts who had the idea and the culprits. Yes
Speaker 4: plus still to come this hour your chance to win
Speaker 4: you wait to Taylor Swift's closing night of the Eras Tour.
Speaker 4: We'll give you a chance to get on the standby
Speaker 4: list before eight thirty this morning. Good morning everyone, I'm
Speaker 4: just gone seventeen past eight. You're on the air here
Speaker 4: on Nova. We're doing a thanks to wad Iffitzozi for travel.
Speaker 4: You've got Jason Lauren Clints here too. I'll tell you
Speaker 4: what it is a movie weather and there is something
Speaker 4: that is hitting the cinemas which I think is a
Speaker 4: must watch doco. Elena Dokitch is going to join us
Speaker 4: after eight thirty this morning, pretty heavy with some shocks
Speaker 4: to her story.
Speaker 5: She's a great girl, though, and she has come a
Speaker 5: very long way, so I'm looking forward to catching up
Speaker 5: with her christ and I've worked with her for a
Speaker 5: long time.
Speaker 6: Just after eight thirty.
Speaker 4: But guys, I want to talk about a service we
Speaker 4: launched yesterday here at Nova helping the community, our way
Speaker 4: of giving back after both Clint and I have run
Speaker 4: out of fuel.
Speaker 1: You both run out of fuel in the same week.
Speaker 4: At least I ran out of fuel at the servo.
Speaker 4: You ran out in the middle of Glossberry Road.
Speaker 2: I was on the crawl to the servoy.
Speaker 1: You were sort of passing away close to the servo.
Speaker 1: Did you You made it inside?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I made it to the servo, pulled up with the
Speaker 4: pump just as it gave way, and then I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, hopefully the pumps diesel.
Speaker 2: I need a Jerry Can.
Speaker 6: Well, you know what, now you would have someone to ring.
Speaker 11: If you've been an ass and you've run.
Speaker 2: Out of gas.
Speaker 12: Jason Lawrence Roadside Assistance.
Speaker 2: If it's between six and nine, we'll get to you
Speaker 2: on time.
Speaker 12: Jason Lawrence Roadside Assistance.
Speaker 5: So we thought this could be our community service. Thirteen
Speaker 5: twenty four ten is our number. If you have run
Speaker 5: out of.
Speaker 1: Petrol, we will deliver you a Jerry can exactly six
Speaker 1: and nine.
Speaker 6: You don't run out on purpose or anything.
Speaker 4: Bad luck dueling an emergency response situation.
Speaker 2: Don't your luck.
Speaker 1: Could get worse when we turn up and try and
Speaker 1: help you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't.
Speaker 6: Don't ring for keys locked in the car or anything
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 1: No, we don't know how to fix that.
Speaker 6: Exactly. If you run out of a feld, We've got
Speaker 6: your back. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So we thought that was a good idea until it
Speaker 5: was brought to our attention. Nova has formed with this
Speaker 5: and it's caused macho problemo in the past.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Nova Sydney where they launched over. Actually
Speaker 4: two thousand and nine, Meerican Rosso took over the airwaves
Speaker 4: here on Nova, and in fact they had sain an
Speaker 4: idea relating to fuel as well, didn't they, Clint.
Speaker 2: Let's get the latest from the Nova newsroom right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: American Rosso worn by cops as the headline breakfast show buffoons.
Speaker 2: Merrick Watts and Tim Ross have been worn by police
Speaker 2: and the Roads and Traffic Authority for giving prizes to
Speaker 2: murderers who deliberately disrupt peak hour traffic by running out
Speaker 2: of fuel. The stunt by the struggling FM comedians, who
Speaker 2: have recently been joined by former soapstar k Richie, was
Speaker 2: inspired by model Lara Bingle's recent mishap in running out
Speaker 2: of fuel by mistake.
Speaker 4: One of those struggling comedians joined us now, Merrick Watts,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 7: Look, it was a good idea at the time.
Speaker 1: Merrick, you are a breakfast buffo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love that too, what a great term. I
Speaker 7: haven't had that one for a while. And struggling I
Speaker 7: like that as well. I mean, there's nothing like being
Speaker 7: paid in million dollars a year and being called a
Speaker 7: struggle during US. There's no doubts writing for Forbes magazine
Speaker 7: as we speak, so good on them.
Speaker 5: For those who didn't know what happened, you decided to
Speaker 5: ask your audience to run out of fuel and then
Speaker 5: they would win fuel for a year.
Speaker 7: But what happened, Yeah, Look, it's a bit vague, to
Speaker 7: be honest, I can't really remember.
Speaker 12: All.
Speaker 7: We had a station big which was the Dad's in
Speaker 7: one ad B as well, and that was constantly breaking
Speaker 7: down and running out of fuel as well. But yeah,
Speaker 7: we did encourage people to run out of fuel and
Speaker 7: then we would come to save them or something like
Speaker 7: that'll give them cash, something something, something. I don't know,
Speaker 7: to be honest, it was Adam Willscroft was a program
Speaker 7: direct this idea and we.
Speaker 2: Went along with it.
Speaker 7: We went but that if people run out because I
Speaker 7: named him, if people run out of fuel, wonn't that
Speaker 7: annoy other people? And he's like no, no, no, they'll
Speaker 7: see the humor. And we're going do you reckon and
Speaker 7: he's like, yeah, no, I've fish humor. You know what
Speaker 7: they didn't see in it? Humor because a breakdown on
Speaker 7: the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the problem at seven am on a Tuesday.
Speaker 6: That's kind of on the middle of the Sydney Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 4: And I believe you had a listener breakdown on the
Speaker 4: Lane Cove Tunnel as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah. Oh man, I had a nervous breakdown in the
Speaker 7: on air check after the meeting after the show because
Speaker 7: because it's got involved and causing a disruption stuff, We're
Speaker 7: going it's just a radio competition. It's not even a
Speaker 7: good one. And they were like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: all the a radio competitions are brilliant. We went, okay, right,
Speaker 7: fair play, we'll take that, but it's not something we
Speaker 7: should be doing all the time. And like, no, we
Speaker 7: don't think you should ever be doing that again. So
Speaker 7: my advice is be very very careful. Obviously number one
Speaker 7: number one jas Lawrence, send Clint. He's your human shield.
Speaker 5: So we thought it was a good idea to help
Speaker 5: people need What if we don't encourage them to break down,
Speaker 5: but if they need us, we'll be there.
Speaker 7: They go in to the Lauren, what's going to happen?
Speaker 7: It's people a going to break downcause they're ont fuel
Speaker 7: because feels so expecsive. That's like saying, give us a
Speaker 7: calls you run out of crypto.
Speaker 1: But we're only giving them a jerry Can to get
Speaker 1: to this service station. Just a splash.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: Do you want to know? My low point radio when
Speaker 4: it comes to promotions. Once I was doing breakfast in
Speaker 4: Brisbane and we'll give you away tickets to Gwen Stefani.
Speaker 4: So we did Kiss a Karnie for Gwen Stefani and
Speaker 4: people had to come in and people had to come
Speaker 4: in and pass a ride operator from the Echo and
Speaker 4: if they did that their kids want tickets to the Echoi.
Speaker 7: That is literally the best idio I've heard for a promotion.
Speaker 7: If buy TI career, do that now, give up on
Speaker 7: the petrol, get a cannie really has two cigarettes going
Speaker 7: at the same time, and make an attractive influencer kiss
Speaker 7: them for money. I think that is the best in
Speaker 7: the world.
Speaker 1: Radio in the old days was you could get away
Speaker 1: with a lot more cool.
Speaker 2: We'll take to help.
Speaker 1: We're just here to help. We're not encouraging anyone to
Speaker 1: do the service.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Look I think as I said, you know, put
Speaker 7: it all on make sure that he's the human shield
Speaker 7: with this one. If it gets if it blows up
Speaker 7: in your face, make it all on him.
Speaker 1: Okay, smart, good advice. Thanks Mark, Who was your who
Speaker 1: was your human shield?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: And Rousso.
Speaker 4: It's always always one goodness speak memorybody, take care.
Speaker 6: They were bloody great and over.
Speaker 1: I love those.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and one to two thousand and nine, they
Speaker 4: killed it and launched the station.
Speaker 2: So that was splashed all over the media. When I
Speaker 2: say all and it was it was? Was it the
Speaker 2: leads chopper up?
Speaker 1: Oh you can't pay for that. Publicy loved it. I'm
Speaker 1: not saying we're doing it.
Speaker 2: It's a service.
Speaker 1: There's no social media. That was the way and.
Speaker 6: Now next time Gwen Stefani.
Speaker 1: Tours no no no.
Speaker 4: Seeing her perform that at the MCG was incredible, insane.
Speaker 1: That is a great song. Taylor Swift the man.
Speaker 6: This is over one hundred.
Speaker 4: We are sending people here in Melbourne to Canada for
Speaker 4: the closing night of the eras to hour.
Speaker 5: Let's do it. Let's put some people on the list.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Bendy Go Grace. Good morning, Grace, you're
Speaker 5: on the stand list. Oh my god, do you think
Speaker 5: you can take if you won the trip?
Speaker 8: Honestly, I said, I'm just that I would take as.
Speaker 9: Swift has been trying to call us thousand times a day, like.
Speaker 1: Oh you just go the strain, Oh I got a
Speaker 1: friend date love that? How good? Grace, So you've been
Speaker 1: trying to call thousands of times a day, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you've made it through.
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 1: Hopefully we see you're on the Friday.
Speaker 6: Grace would be a lot, She would be a lot fun.
Speaker 6: Great to be a what wow, thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 6: is our number?
Speaker 4: Another valiant, Please we want to send you to Canada.
Speaker 6: Who are we going to next?
Speaker 2: Let's go to Jasline? No Jazz, hi jazz. How old
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 17: I'm keen years old.
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 2: And how much do you love Taylor Swift? I love
Speaker 2: her lot?
Speaker 1: He so great, she does sing so much great songs.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite great song that she sings?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I love that? Wow?
Speaker 6: Good song?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Good luck Jasline. We could be seeing you on Friday.
Speaker 1: Would you go all the way to Canada to see her?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, yes I would.
Speaker 6: If it was a no.
Speaker 4: Let's go to a forty eight year old swifty from
Speaker 4: me Spentley, Jim, you're on the list.
Speaker 1: You're swifty, Jim.
Speaker 7: I'm a die hard forty eight year old male fifty fans.
Speaker 1: If my daughter and I win, we will wear a
Speaker 1: handmade rainbow outfit on the plane. Oh outfit? There you go, Jim.
Speaker 1: Did you get to see her when she was in Melbourne?
Speaker 11: We did?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did.
Speaker 5: Your daughter, Laura, did she just love it? Who loved
Speaker 5: it more?
Speaker 6: She?
Speaker 7: Well, she went to two nights, one with a friend
Speaker 7: and one with matey.
Speaker 2: But I think we loved her just as much I
Speaker 2: loved Swift.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, good on your gym.
Speaker 5: Well, I look forward to seeing you in your rainbow
Speaker 5: costume on the plane if you went on Friday.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, Friendship bracelets going down in Canada as well.
Speaker 4: Actually I think they it's in Canada. They've hung a
Speaker 4: giant one over the stadium.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 5: When I was in Vancouver a few months ago, I
Speaker 5: was over there for work and everywhere we went, people
Speaker 5: in Canada were like, this is whatever the stadium is called.
Speaker 1: They like, this is where Taylor Swift's coming to play.
Speaker 5: Like they've been counting down for months over there for
Speaker 5: these final shows.
Speaker 6: Like I was mentioned yesterday, the videos of her arriving
Speaker 6: the Queen is here.
Speaker 2: Yes, people were shut down in Tyroad, run.
Speaker 6: Full police escort. They did the same in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: She's the most famous person in the world.
Speaker 6: Same in Melbourne, got a police escort to the stadium.
Speaker 2: She'd have to Yeah, not bad.
Speaker 1: Good on your tape.
Speaker 4: What I love is Taylor gets one, but Elbow doesn't.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swifts.
Speaker 2: She's on the tram.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you train for Bendy go yeah, yep, all right, Well,
Speaker 5: good luck.
Speaker 1: To everyone who is on that stand by. This Friday
Speaker 1: is the day.
Speaker 5: We've got two more days, more days for you to
Speaker 5: get on that list good luck, keep calling.
Speaker 4: The only way to get to Canada has been listening
Speaker 4: to nover Wow. Good morning everybody, and welcome you Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Just go on eighteen to nine and take it easy
Speaker 4: if you're heading to the airport.
Speaker 1: Going to the airport at the best of times.
Speaker 5: So there are many delays and cancelations today just with
Speaker 5: this very foggy, gloomy weather that we have outside. Also,
Speaker 5: please be careful if you're on the roads this morning.
Speaker 5: It's a bit wet and wild out there.
Speaker 4: Go and hang in T one. They've done the third court.
Speaker 2: T one is the Quantus Terminal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: believe they've done a really nice job of it as well.
Speaker 2: Beautiful cafes.
Speaker 1: Melbourne Airport is actually excellent airport.
Speaker 2: Boogie HJS now boozy h Bogie bogie.
Speaker 1: H hungry jack h H. What's that?
Speaker 6: It's the boogie version of hungry?
Speaker 5: Is it actually called h JS HJ? Is it an
Speaker 5: elevated dining experience? What's different about it?
Speaker 6: Cut some letters out, Bogie.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're joking on photo for HJ.
Speaker 6: Were to joke about something like this, I'm going I'm
Speaker 6: not buying. We must go.
Speaker 2: We must go.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, a bit of a little ears warning for
Speaker 4: something we're in to chat about. Coming up next. Elena
Speaker 4: Dokicch has a brand new documentary which is in cinemas now,
Speaker 4: and if you are aware of her story.
Speaker 1: It's pretty harrowing and it is.
Speaker 5: It is a story about resilience, about a very brave
Speaker 5: young girl who has been through a lot.
Speaker 1: But it is it's very confronting.
Speaker 2: She wasn't always comfortable in her skin, but I'm pleased
Speaker 2: to say she is now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's just an amazing, really.
Speaker 4: Beautiful and she is going to join us on the
Speaker 4: other side of this.
Speaker 5: It will be a very honest conversation, so just be
Speaker 5: warned that it could get a little heavy.
Speaker 4: It's happening next on Nover the docco Unbreakable is out.
Speaker 4: It's the Jolena Docketge story. Here's a snake Peke.
Speaker 6: She monitored by her father. Jolena works hard.
Speaker 4: You protect her, of course, please cut from fairly early
Speaker 4: times there were rumors about what was happening.
Speaker 11: Everything they do is good for Yolanda. Some other players
Speaker 11: had noticed bruising.
Speaker 6: The questions were asked that they hit a prick Laud.
Speaker 1: Do you support you can hurt.
Speaker 3: One day, she was extremely angry.
Speaker 2: I knew what was going to happen.
Speaker 6: It was just terrible.
Speaker 3: It was not an inch of skin that wasn't brus.
Speaker 6: It is in cinemas now, Elena joins us this monic
Speaker 6: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: Is it hard hearing his voice and watching the footage
Speaker 4: back when putting this together.
Speaker 3: I've dealt with a lot of that kind of over
Speaker 3: the last ten years. But I think actually this documentary
Speaker 3: surprised me a little bit because I only watched it
Speaker 3: actually a couple of times. I didn't want to watch
Speaker 3: it in kind of sections and grabs and different interviews.
Speaker 3: There is some tough parts in it, There's no doubt
Speaker 3: about that. And yeah, I actually obviously remember a lot
Speaker 3: of it, remember a lot of the footage, but there
Speaker 3: is stuff that I even hadn't seen and that really
Speaker 3: shocked me and surprised me. And that's what probably makes
Speaker 3: these documentary so powerful, is that even if you were
Speaker 3: around at the time, the footage and the archive footage
Speaker 3: will probably shock.
Speaker 2: You the most. Lana, congratulations, two books and a now
Speaker 2: documentary later. Tell me if I'm digging too deep here,
Speaker 2: But do you when was the last time you spoke
Speaker 2: to your family, including your dad.
Speaker 3: Ten years ago to my father, No, you're not digging
Speaker 3: too deep. I think that that's the whole point of it.
Speaker 3: I'm very open and honest.
Speaker 6: What was that conversation?
Speaker 2: Like, h nothing.
Speaker 3: I don't think we even really fought that very last time.
Speaker 3: It was the fact that you realized that and this
Speaker 3: might sound extreme, but it is for people that either
Speaker 3: grow up with out parents or parents that are not supportive.
Speaker 3: Is the fact that you realize someone just doesn't have
Speaker 3: your back and that your parents actually.
Speaker 2: Say that was a line in the sand. Top It
Speaker 2: was I had to draw.
Speaker 3: A line in the sand for myself, going look, first
Speaker 3: of all, this person's very toxic. If I continue to
Speaker 3: have this person in my life over the next ten
Speaker 3: or twenty years, it's not going to do me any favors.
Speaker 2: And other family. I mean, are you strange from your family?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I have a great relationship with my brother.
Speaker 2: That's really yeah. Does that sort of has he helped?
Speaker 3: Yes, because he's eight years younger and kind of we
Speaker 3: always kind of say things would have been different if
Speaker 3: I was eight.
Speaker 1: Years younger and he had a big brother watching.
Speaker 5: That must be hard for him though, right, because there
Speaker 5: would have been so much going on that he might
Speaker 5: have known some bits about.
Speaker 1: But he was a child. You were a child, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well a lot of the things.
Speaker 3: I was already going through a lot of abuse when
Speaker 3: he wasn't even born yet, yeacause there's an eight year difference.
Speaker 3: But he actually found it even very difficult to read
Speaker 3: the book and what I went through. You see this
Speaker 3: documentary and you go was there no concern and calling
Speaker 3: out bad behavior? And that was not even one percent
Speaker 3: of what was going on at home. But I come
Speaker 3: from a place of going, Okay, here we are twenty
Speaker 3: years later, are we better?
Speaker 6: Would we do better?
Speaker 3: And my answers, I definitely think we would, even though
Speaker 3: I think we have a lot of work to do.
Speaker 3: So the key messaging from me that I wanted with
Speaker 3: my books and this documentary is not to go hard
Speaker 3: at anyone is actually the opposite. I wanted to come
Speaker 3: from a place of kindness and understanding, because.
Speaker 6: Then you win.
Speaker 2: Jlana is one of the kindest people I know, and
Speaker 2: she you are loved.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: Do you feel comfortable in your skill? Yes?
Speaker 3: I do, very happy, And I also, yeah, I wanted
Speaker 3: people to get to know me. For me, I don't
Speaker 3: think they ever did. Really, when you think about it,
Speaker 3: I think people had a wrong perception of me.
Speaker 1: Of course, because and people looked and was like, she's
Speaker 1: a bit braddy. Yeah, she's a brady little sixteen year
Speaker 1: old tennis player who was Australia wants her to represent
Speaker 1: US yep. But God, no one knew what was happening.
Speaker 3: Look, I was called everything, arrogant and all of this.
Speaker 3: And I think that now I get a lot of people,
Speaker 3: and I work at Channel nine and with all different
Speaker 3: companies and everywhere, it does come around that I'm really
Speaker 3: nice to work with and that I'm a nice person.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I thought I kind of always was, but clearly if
Speaker 3: people thought differently, which I knew. And this is one
Speaker 3: of the big things with my documentary, this is what
Speaker 3: I actually really wanted in there. You never know what
Speaker 3: anyone's going through. I think the moment in two thousand
Speaker 3: and one, which we show clearly when I had to
Speaker 3: switch from playing from Australia to Yugoslavia within twenty four
Speaker 3: hours of walking on rod Labor Arena to play Linda Davenport,
Speaker 3: I was literally between two fires. My father here, if
Speaker 3: I didn't go and say it in a media conference
Speaker 3: that was called on suddenly when I came back to
Speaker 3: the hotel room, who knows, probably wouldn't have survived that
Speaker 3: beating or here I had the media, sponsors, public who
Speaker 3: were going to hammer me like they did, So what
Speaker 3: do you do?
Speaker 6: So of course I did that.
Speaker 3: Twenty four hours later you walk out and you were
Speaker 3: Rod Labrina. Fifteen thousand people bowing you, everyone writing that
Speaker 3: you're a trader and you're a seventeen year old who
Speaker 3: loves Australia so much. I loved representing this country. I
Speaker 3: come from a different culture. I was born in a
Speaker 3: different country, but I came here when I was eleven.
Speaker 3: I absolutely loved Australia. Sword makes me emotional. Nothing else does.
Speaker 3: And I've said even recently, people find it shocking. I
Speaker 3: would take one hundred years of abuse for him not
Speaker 3: to have taken that moment from me, with my people,
Speaker 3: with Australia. I came back a few years later. Yes
Speaker 3: I was accepted, but it was never the same until
Speaker 3: my book came out and until.
Speaker 2: Now, and people understand.
Speaker 3: Now people understand and see. So it's also a really
Speaker 3: good lesson on kindness. You never know what's going on,
Speaker 3: especially with children behind the closed doors with their with
Speaker 3: their parents.
Speaker 1: So when you say you didn't think that you would.
Speaker 4: Survive itiant the way you said that.
Speaker 5: I just and I think you've told your story so
Speaker 5: many times that you can say that in a sentence, right,
Speaker 5: But that just made my blood turn cold listen to
Speaker 5: listening to you say that there were times when you
Speaker 5: really thought you weren't going to survive.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had to leave at nineteen because I didn't know
Speaker 3: if the next beating I was going to survive. There
Speaker 3: was one at seventeen where I was knocked out cold.
Speaker 3: I was skicked and punched in the head so hard
Speaker 3: that it left me unconscious, which we cover in the documentary.
Speaker 3: So I knew he was getting more violent. And that's
Speaker 3: what we go through as kind of people in the
Speaker 3: midst of partner violence, the child abuse, And that's what
Speaker 3: people need to know, just how hard it is.
Speaker 2: Imagine that reaction.
Speaker 1: Prison. No, he's not.
Speaker 6: No, should he be.
Speaker 12: O.
Speaker 3: It's a tough one to ard.
Speaker 2: So maybe at the time he should have been.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think also we covered this again in the documentary.
Speaker 3: He should have been banned off the tour he wasn't.
Speaker 1: He should have been more than banned, but.
Speaker 6: He wasn't for four years. Yeah, that's that's that's why
Speaker 6: I've got angry watching him.
Speaker 3: He started. These incidents started when I was fourteen fifteen. Publicly,
Speaker 3: he wasn't banned until I was, you know, eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 3: And for me, I'm very kind of My mind is
Speaker 3: very black and white. You do something like this, you're bad.
Speaker 3: He would have actually helped me, Yeah, because I would
Speaker 3: have continued to play on a tour.
Speaker 2: He would not have been there.
Speaker 4: This doco will save lives. It is unbreakable. It is
Speaker 4: in cinemas.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: How long has it been since you picked up the
Speaker 4: old tennis recket? Oh it's been a little bit, you reckon.
Speaker 4: I could take her.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you couldn't. You couldn't return it. You
Speaker 2: couldn't return.
Speaker 6: It is not even a split segnd from Lauren.
Speaker 1: Just like no, ridiculous question, Sarah, I can as well, what's.
Speaker 6: What speed are we talking? Would you be hitting the
Speaker 6: ball first serve?
Speaker 3: Still one seventy same?
Speaker 7: We can give it.
Speaker 3: I can't that day and put it on social media.
Speaker 1: So you just hit it at him, But he's not
Speaker 1: going to turn it.
Speaker 2: I tell you what, if you're on rod Labor Arena
Speaker 2: right now, you get a standing ovation.
Speaker 4: One hundred percent you would and rightfully so who would
Speaker 4: went out of us too?
Speaker 6: Will never know. But the documentary is unbreakable. It's incini
Speaker 6: is now. Thank you so much for coming on.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 6: We are on the air thanks to what he fit
Speaker 6: is Assie trouble.
Speaker 1: Have a balloomy day out there.
Speaker 2: You travel today, you're going to travel.
Speaker 6: I'll be getting out of here today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but also have a look at the flights if
Speaker 5: you are on the way to the airport. Apparently a
Speaker 5: lot of being counseled in a lot of delays thanks
Speaker 5: to this fog.
Speaker 6: What do you reckon? The chances are getting a I'm
Speaker 6: in law and over Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you might still find something angle.
Speaker 6: See leaving it.
Speaker 2: Hit the website, brother, hit the website.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, that is it. We are about to get
Speaker 6: out of here.
Speaker 2: Big day tomorrow.
Speaker 6: I think we're gonna We're gonna feel the fields tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We're gonna.
Speaker 5: Yes, tomorrow's reconnect for Christmas Day, Melbourne. If there's someone
Speaker 5: you've been missing, Tomorrow is the day to reach out
Speaker 5: and say Hello, I'm going to do that tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It everyone's talking about Black Friday sales right, and ta'ting
Speaker 4: me wrong. It's great discounts, online shopping, all that sort
Speaker 4: of thing. A lot of people do that thinking, you know, hey,
Speaker 4: buy items, it's going to make you happy. Tomorrow is
Speaker 4: about doing something that's not going to cost you a cent,
Speaker 4: and my god, it's going to have some meaning behind it.
Speaker 1: For Chris totally, I'm going to reach out to a
Speaker 1: friend who I haven't spoken to in a very long time,
Speaker 1: and I actually feel I feel really nervous about it.
Speaker 2: That means but I'm able.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know if she texts me and said, hey, Laus,
Speaker 5: just wanted to let you know, I just want to
Speaker 5: say high and let you know. I've been thinking, it
Speaker 5: would mean so much to me to know that we
Speaker 5: haven't lost that that friendship. Just we haven't seen each
Speaker 5: other doesn't mean that all that fun we have together
Speaker 5: never happened.
Speaker 4: And God knows these people from our past know so
Speaker 4: much we should definitely keep them on our good side.
Speaker 4: So tomorrow, join us for reconnect for Christmas Day. Thank
Speaker 4: you for being.
Speaker 2: It is Christmas getting closer, It's Christmas Tree, It's Christmas
Speaker 2: Tree Week, Christmas Tree Week, it's Christmas Tree Week.
Speaker 7: It's love.
Speaker 2: Actually we make that big decision. Do you go real?
Speaker 2: Do you go fake?
Speaker 6: We're getting a new tree this year and very excited. No,
Speaker 6: I'm going to go fake, but I'm going to go
Speaker 6: with the inbuilt lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: There.
Speaker 5: Lights are really annoying to put on evenly, and then
Speaker 5: you turn them on and you're like, oh no, look.
Speaker 2: Riddle me this even put the lights on.
Speaker 5: First, lights first, because because you tuck them right in, Okay.
Speaker 4: Tuk them and you've got to go around and and
Speaker 4: don't have it like our hairline, Clint. You don't want
Speaker 4: to bore a patch of lights at the back.
Speaker 1: All the way around.
Speaker 6: You want I'm going to don want to do across exactly.
Speaker 1: You don't have enough lights.
Speaker 2: Apparently tinsels back in the channel just up at doctor
Speaker 2: Heads is head to toe in tinsel.
Speaker 5: Looks a bit po of the photo you sent me.
Speaker 5: Do you think office decorations are often quite pov? Although Vivi,
Speaker 5: who works it out.
Speaker 6: I told you what she did, didn't I.
Speaker 4: So we've got a Christmas tree in Then over reception
Speaker 4: as I was walking out, she goes, you're gonna put
Speaker 4: on a bable, and then she's getting each staff member
Speaker 4: to put on a ball, so we've all done the
Speaker 4: tree together.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't do a bable.
Speaker 5: I actually Vivi added me on Instagram yesterday and I
Speaker 5: had a little look at her Instagram page, and there
Speaker 5: you are putting.
Speaker 1: Your bable on.
Speaker 6: Jason, do I make the grand.
Speaker 5: I didn't get asked. Let's go and pull that tree down.
Speaker 5: We'll shake it until they will fall off and start again.
Speaker 6: Was she under Vivian?
Speaker 1: Her name is Vicky, not Vivian.
Speaker 6: You don't know that I do?
Speaker 2: That? Is it?
Speaker 4: We have a great day of run melchor seeing as
Speaker 4: a neck Well Cin tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye, thank you. It's gonna be a good.
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