WEBVTT - Sam Pang & Tom Gleisner Have Some Advice For Hayesy's Return To Footy

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Hazy, I know this is one of your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>TV shows and it returns tonight on ten and ten

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<v Speaker 1>play eight forty. It is called have You Been Paying Attention?

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<v Speaker 1>It is season twelve and joining us now at the

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<v Speaker 1>Stars of at Sampang and Tom Glarsna.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Hello, Jody.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you just said Sam off Air, is this live?

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, as if we could trust you to

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<v Speaker 1>go live any more than we could trust the guy

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<v Speaker 1>on Friday who dropped a massive F bomb during the

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<v Speaker 1>six fifteen venue Machine quiz that we have.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it in context or just a random a random profanity.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very much in context. So basically the question

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<v Speaker 1>was who said this from what movie? And it was

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<v Speaker 1>Sylvesterson alone in Rocky and he goes, oh that's oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's the bloke from Rocky. Oh yes, ah, And you

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<v Speaker 1>can gather the rest thinking swear. And so then Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>Hayes smashed the dump button hard and what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Andrew, Yeah, nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 4>You actually hear me hit the dump and then nothing

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<v Speaker 4>just went straight through to the keep and we had

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<v Speaker 4>some fun with it, and now we're on our last warning. Awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's always a good sign when you can

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<v Speaker 5>actually hear the presenters hitting the equipment in the buttons.

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<v Speaker 5>That should be a secret sound, Montana.

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<v Speaker 2>The secret sound is asking his sack.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Sam, you've spent many, many years in radio. Have

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<v Speaker 3>you ever had to use the dump button?

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<v Speaker 5>Jody? This may surprise you. I wasn't allowed to touch

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<v Speaker 5>any of the equipment, but we had a you know,

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<v Speaker 5>we had an anchor, do you two do it yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>He does it? Hazy does it?

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<v Speaker 2>Hazy does it?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Well I get it, but no, no, I was

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<v Speaker 5>just I just sat in front of a microphone and

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<v Speaker 5>then yeah, my seven years at over in Melbourne, I

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<v Speaker 5>had a young man called Dino Dean Thomas who was

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<v Speaker 5>in charge of the equipment, and he had no idea

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<v Speaker 5>how any of the buttons work.

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<v Speaker 2>So I can't believe we went to.

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<v Speaker 5>It and when we needed a dump button, he would

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<v Speaker 5>have no idea where it was. So, you know, I

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<v Speaker 5>think you're better situated than we are, but that doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>guarantee anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that at all, because sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>look at Hazy's face and I swear to God there

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<v Speaker 1>are just monkey symbols going on for his brain and

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<v Speaker 1>he has no idea.

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<v Speaker 4>So I Joe's knows something's going on with both pupils

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<v Speaker 4>looking in different directions. This fluid coming out of the

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<v Speaker 4>year's nose and mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>But Hazy, you've got the right idea. In radio, you

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<v Speaker 2>always need to be multi skilled. So you were obviously

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<v Speaker 2>a presenter and you can do the paneling. So if

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<v Speaker 2>they had to sack you, they need two people. You're

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<v Speaker 2>more entrenched, Jody, You're on shaky ground.

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<v Speaker 4>Twelfth season. This is just an absolute phenomenon. You still

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<v Speaker 4>having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an absolute blast to get together with everyone. Sam

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<v Speaker 2>and I were just saying how good it was to

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<v Speaker 2>get back into the studio. It is. It really is

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a party, and we get a small

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<v Speaker 2>audience in there's about seventy people and some of them

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<v Speaker 2>have waited since pre COVID to get a ticket to

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<v Speaker 2>the show. So it's got just a really good vibe.

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<v Speaker 5>You speak for yourself. Tom, It's another gig, just another

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<v Speaker 5>gig for me, just a paycheck. It is just an invoice,

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<v Speaker 5>and it is I am contractually obliged to get to

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<v Speaker 5>be there.

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<v Speaker 2>That paycheck, it's cash in hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to say that, I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>say you were full time employees.

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<v Speaker 3>Sam, were you just like a casual, very very very casual.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still a text ad actually really amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>What does it?

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like, Clarirett money and envelope like country football or

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<v Speaker 4>something like money envelope after the show.

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<v Speaker 5>At school, the handshake in the envelope. I'm well aware

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<v Speaker 5>of that. No, I wish it was giz, that it'd

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<v Speaker 5>be good, that it'd be so sweet if at the

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<v Speaker 5>end of the show you had to hand me a

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<v Speaker 5>bread bag, there'd be a way to what a way

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<v Speaker 5>to finish the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you guys mentioned country football here, so you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be across this, but there is a team in Adelaide,

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<v Speaker 1>South Australia called the Elizabeth Eagles.

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<v Speaker 4>Sam, you'd be all over it. You would have mentioned

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<v Speaker 4>this on the front Bar.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm all over this and we covered this on front Bar.

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<v Speaker 5>You obviously missed that episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This is glued to channel listen.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's not on, then I check it out.

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<v Speaker 5>I am aware of the story that eight hundred and

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<v Speaker 5>Was it eight hundred and forty two?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it was five hundred and twelve or eighty two goals.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was eighty two goals. That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what's going to make the difference.

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<v Speaker 1>The cavalry has arrived because full time Premiership playoff the

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<v Speaker 1>sandfall for the central districts. Andrew Hayes is going to

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<v Speaker 1>suit up for the Elizabeth Eagles and try and turn

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<v Speaker 1>the fortunes of the season around.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>When was the last time you played Haisy twenty fifteen? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't have an answer to the moment as well.

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<v Speaker 4>That's probably the most concerning thing. I don't know what's

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<v Speaker 4>happening to you, blokes, because you both find the tuned athletes.

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<v Speaker 4>But as I'm got older, mass just has disappeared. And

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<v Speaker 4>my hamstrings right now I just robbery.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, man, you're two to one to do a hamstring

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<v Speaker 5>warm up. If you get to the first siren, I'd

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<v Speaker 5>be a mirraicle.

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<v Speaker 2>I be told that as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do anything different because you might as well do

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<v Speaker 4>a hamstring in game than before the game.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you start training for a time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And you're also a target because every amateur football

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<v Speaker 2>wants to have a badger. Want to say, I took

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Yeah, trying to.

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<v Speaker 4>Grow some eyes in the back of my head.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't wait. This is big news. I've got actually

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<v Speaker 5>something to take to a front bar meeting. That'd be great.

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<v Speaker 3>Any special guests on have you been paying Attention tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>No, let's talk about the Yes, we have a huge gift.

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<v Speaker 2>We have Sky Wheatley, who won the Jungle Shark.

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<v Speaker 3>The Jungle Show.

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<v Speaker 2>And a huge name, and and she's she's f from

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<v Speaker 2>the Gold Coast and she's coming down to have a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a chat about how I can how I

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<v Speaker 2>can lift my social media numbers because they're sort of

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<v Speaker 2>plateauing at the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>She's an influencer by the way, hazy looking.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit a mega influencer.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, influence work. That's great. You follow her and what

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<v Speaker 3>do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know about What do you know about her? Hazy?

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<v Speaker 4>I know that she is the social media influence.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you been playing Attention? Season twelve?

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<v Speaker 1>Back to night at eight forty It is hands down

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<v Speaker 1>one of the best shows on television. Thank you so

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<v Speaker 1>much for having a chat with us this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks guys, thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave the Nova Studio as you found it, Sam, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you well.

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<v Speaker 2>I will I promise put it down