1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and with Her with Kate Richie podcast. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 2: Hey, let's talk about Mother's Day. It's been excited to 3 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 2: get our place. My wife does a bit on social media, 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:09,400 Speaker 2: Ryan James, so quite often I'll sit at home on 5 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 2: the couch, falling asleep and then singing. 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 3: Are you the official photographer at. 7 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 2: Hime boyfriends of Instagram? Yeah, husbands of Instagram? And I'm 8 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 2: also the receiver of anything sent to the house, the 9 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 2: freebies that might arrive. 10 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 4: Awesome yesterday that. 11 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 3: We always loved being a receiver. 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 2: Yes, captain receiver they call me, will take anything. And 13 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 2: the doorbell rang and I took a parcel. I had 14 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 2: some food, some champagne and everything from others. Date also 15 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 2: included some chili's, which was great, so put it on 16 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 2: the kitchen bench. Kids came home, we started playing around. 17 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:45,239 Speaker 2: I didn't know what they were doing. Jack had gone 18 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 2: missing for about twenty minutes. I said, what are you 19 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 2: doing over there? 20 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 4: Mate? 21 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,040 Speaker 2: He said, well, Ted made dinner for everybody last week, 22 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,640 Speaker 2: so I thought I could cook something tonight and I 23 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 2: went great. 24 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 4: I had no idea what he was doing. 25 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 2: I couldn't see he's chopping up a chili great or 26 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 2: an awesome toweet things to play with at our place. 27 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 2: There's so many bits of plastic that you can throw around. 28 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 3: Once it's on the skin, though, it can go anywhere. 29 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 3: What happened? 30 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 2: He had no idea, and I went, okay, you need 31 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 2: to wash your hands immediately, trust me, right now, Jack, 32 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 2: put the knife down, get up from the table, and go. 33 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 3: And wash your hands. He starts crying. Wipe, No, stop crying. 34 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:22,839 Speaker 3: Wipe your hands with you with your fingers. Wipe your eyes, 35 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,200 Speaker 3: Wipe your eyes, wipe your eyes. What does he do? 36 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:29,360 Speaker 2: Goes into the bathroom, decides to take a Wii before 37 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 2: wiping his hands. And I said, mate, I've been there. 38 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 2: I started dating this girl and we went round to 39 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,760 Speaker 2: her friend's place for dinner. I jumped into the kitchen 40 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 2: and chopped the chili, went for a wi. Half an 41 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 2: hour later, I'm back there with the old fella in 42 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 2: the sink running cold water over my gosh. 43 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 3: What's it like to when it's on fire? Tom luck 44 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 3: is it? 45 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 4: I'm not getting into that kind of stuff. 46 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 3: And you don't use chilis though, but usually flammable stuff. 47 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 2: So yeah, absolutely, you see your doctor. 48 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 3: If paper assists. 49 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack's now in tears. 50 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,440 Speaker 2: So we go from holding his willy doing a weed, 51 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,639 Speaker 2: to then washing his hands, to realizing that his crotch 52 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 2: was on fire, and then trying to wipe the tears 53 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,920 Speaker 2: from his Oh man, this is getting worse and worse. 54 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 2: Go upstairs, get in the shower now. So we had 55 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 2: a cold shower at about four o'clock yesterday. 56 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,640 Speaker 3: What was the meal that he prepared? 57 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 4: It didn't make it to the table. I can tell 58 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 4: you that right now. 59 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,799 Speaker 2: It got wiped straight into the bin and we got 60 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 2: some takeaway fish and chips. I'd like to know Tom thirteen, 61 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:43,639 Speaker 2: twenty four to ten. Chili disaster, Absolute chili disaster. When 62 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 2: did you realize it was on your hands and then 63 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 2: you may have done something? Did it end up in 64 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:51,360 Speaker 2: your eyes? What happened due to a chili? Kelly from Kellyville? 65 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 2: What happened to you, Kelly from Kellyville. 66 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 5: I was chopping chili's to make dinner and I've had 67 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 5: a cut in my hand actually, so it went into 68 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 5: the cut in my hands, and the plane from the 69 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 5: chili shot up through my arm into my elbow like 70 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 5: wicked tennis elbow. 71 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 3: Oh it's lethal stuff, isn't it. Unbelievable. Can we go 72 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 3: back to You've got your own suburb that is unbelievable? 73 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 3: I mean, did people laugh about that? What does your 74 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 3: friendship group say about this? 75 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 5: I try and find all friends' names with names of 76 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:26,959 Speaker 5: the suburbs. 77 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 3: Imagine having Tomville or Whipperville. 78 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,519 Speaker 2: What we should do is find out all the names 79 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 2: that are built into suburbs, so it's like Kelly from Kellyville, 80 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 2: and then put together grassroots groups of people. All the 81 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 2: Kellies can get together in Kellyville. 82 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 3: Will probably be better than these sue in Cronulla. What 83 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 3: happened at the City to Serve? 84 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: So well, high guys anyway, I've had this cream that 85 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: you put on your legs like you know, if you like, 86 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: like a JP sort of thing. It's actually made out 87 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: of Capsican and Chili's and it activates once you once 88 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,520 Speaker 1: you heat up, So just before City Deserve, but I'll 89 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: just go to the toilet like a nervous where as 90 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: you do. Didn't think anything of it. Started City to Serve, 91 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, the gates of hell down there. 92 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 4: Oh no, I was on your hands. 93 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 3: And the more that you heat up, so the worse 94 00:04:22,279 --> 00:04:22,719 Speaker 3: it gets. 95 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, because like my my pants, and that had dragged 96 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,640 Speaker 1: some of the stuff like the cream gone. 97 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,760 Speaker 4: Oh firecrotch. 98 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 3: You had the old heart heartbreak crutch, did you so? 99 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 5: Well? 100 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 1: That's right. I had to stop at one of those 101 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: portaloos take off the undies, through them away, and I 102 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: walked out and looked like I wet my pins. It 103 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: looked like a disaster. 104 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 2: Really awkward when you're running past the gatorade station picking 105 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 2: up cups and tipping it down the front of your pants, 106 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 2: isn't it exactly exactly? 107 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: Well, needless to say that that thing's now in the bin. 108 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: It went straight in the bin when I got home. 109 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 3: I've had to sacrifice a few pairs of undies around 110 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 3: bond we all Emily and Narrabine. Where did the chili 111 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:05,479 Speaker 3: end up? 112 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:09,040 Speaker 6: Good morning, guys, go on it. I was on about 113 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 6: a third or fourth date with a guy and we 114 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:17,359 Speaker 6: went out for pizza. He chose pepperoni, you do, and 115 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 6: he we came back home. The date went well, so 116 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:24,679 Speaker 6: obviously things are going well. Things got a bit risky, 117 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 6: and as you can imagine, the date ended with a 118 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:29,120 Speaker 6: bag of frozen peas. 119 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,719 Speaker 2: So that was so he had pepperoni on his hands. 120 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:35,039 Speaker 6: Did he on his fingers specifically? 121 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's what I mean. I mean you're without 122 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 2: spelling out the act. I can pick up the pen 123 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 2: and draw the line between them. 124 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 3: Dollars Radio, the old Pepperoni I can't say that word 125 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 3: starts with pe. 126 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 4: Classic double p M. 127 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 2: You know what, that's that's the great story. That's when 128 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 2: did you ever think that that story could actually win 129 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 2: you team thousand dollars? 130 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 3: Because during the running for ten gay every Friday. 131 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,559 Speaker 2: Hey, how long did that relationship last? 132 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 1: M on the last day? 133 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 4: Oh, don't need another slice of. 134 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 6: That time before the good stuff happened. 135 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 3: Wasn't just before you go. It wasn't Family Size. 136 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,480 Speaker 2: It's Whip with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast to 137 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 2: walk great shows like this. 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