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Speaker 2: see you there. Girlfriend for Hire with Garlie Electric. This
Speaker 2: is not a how to guide for people wanting to
Speaker 2: get into the industry. I don't want people to think
Speaker 2: that they're going to necessarily learn something here. It's more
Speaker 2: just a fun and interesting take on the industry, but
Speaker 2: also just coming from my point of view. I'm sitting
Speaker 2: down with my producer getting down to the nitty gritty
Speaker 2: of the sex worker industry. On this week's episode of
Speaker 2: Girlfriend for Hire, it's nearly Christmas time. Everyone's chilling, everyone's
Speaker 2: getting festive. This is my really busy period.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't realize.
Speaker 2: People are gifting themselves me. You know, they've worked title year.
Speaker 2: They're tapping themselves on the back. They're like giving themselves
Speaker 2: a little high five. Yeah, and they are sploging on
Speaker 2: time with me. So December is busy.
Speaker 1: Really itself is Christmas to a little Karlie Electric under
Speaker 1: the tree.
Speaker 2: You know, it's very flattering. It's very flattering feeling knowing that,
Speaker 2: you know, people want to reward themselves with time being
Speaker 2: spent with me. It's I'm I'm humbled and flattered.
Speaker 1: I am, yeah right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice. It's a nice ceiling.
Speaker 3: It is nice.
Speaker 2: I try and put on my very best. I really
Speaker 2: give it all, give it all.
Speaker 3: I like those half as time.
Speaker 1: Do you have do you do you dress up Christmasy
Speaker 1: for like, because you strike me as someone that gets
Speaker 1: into the Christmas cheer.
Speaker 2: Fuck, yeah, I get into Christmas. You have the trees,
Speaker 2: trees up, got the reindeer on my roof. Okay, like
Speaker 2: lights are all around my house Like I'm christmas Y
Speaker 2: to the max.
Speaker 3: Right, And then when you do that hotel set up,
Speaker 3: are you Christmas in that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't you know, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Feel like you're not putting it enough.
Speaker 2: I don't want to put my you know, Christmas cheer
Speaker 2: onto everybody else. Like that's kind of a bit vomit worthy.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but a bit of a missus clause fantasy or something.
Speaker 2: Look, I have, you know, I do do things on
Speaker 2: only fans where I'll make it a little bit Christmas.
Speaker 2: I'll wear a little Christmas outfit. I've got cute little
Speaker 2: Christmas outfits. I don't think. I don't think clients want
Speaker 2: that one on one. They've got enough of that at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They just you know, want to be removed from that world,
Speaker 2: I think for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, so today we are going to do a
Speaker 2: little fun game of would you rather, and some really
Speaker 2: sexy questions just you know, keep it light and breezy.
Speaker 1: Okay, as we head in the Christmas period, well we
Speaker 1: got a few would you rather questions in so let's
Speaker 1: break them down.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Would you rather be the queen of only fans with
Speaker 1: endless subscribe others or the go to high end escort
Speaker 1: for celebrities.
Speaker 3: What's an interesting little.
Speaker 1: Space to be in because I imagine you could work
Speaker 1: with people famous in the only fans space.
Speaker 3: If you were the biggest only fans person.
Speaker 2: How would you answer this? What would you prefer?
Speaker 1: Well, so the only so the celebrities one would be
Speaker 1: cool and exciting because of the parties, I guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that we.
Speaker 2: Get like Megan Fox and like.
Speaker 3: Well she's not booking a sex worker.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, but I wonder that, you know what,
Speaker 1: because then you might get labeled in the not that
Speaker 1: they were sex workers, but like the emoradas of the
Speaker 1: world where it was like the wags of the celeb
Speaker 1: and not even the wags, just the.
Speaker 3: Flings of the celebs. I feel I don't get you know,
Speaker 3: the height.
Speaker 2: Right, You're not going to get person like you don't
Speaker 2: want to you don't want to, like, just know that
Speaker 2: you've had sex with, like if Lena, if Leonardo DiCaprio
Speaker 2: booked me. Yeah, I'm a nobody, but I would just
Speaker 2: like to, you know, replay it over in my Actually
Speaker 2: it would probably be really bad the rock Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: he throw me around a bit. It would probably quite good.
Speaker 2: But I would just like knowing that I had been there,
Speaker 2: even though no one would ever find out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: So would you rather like be really big on OnlyFans
Speaker 2: and have heaps of subs or would you rather in
Speaker 2: private have sex with celebrities probably make all your money there.
Speaker 1: I'd say probably the imprivate because I could still keep
Speaker 1: it private like my my bittan up online. There's no
Speaker 1: copy and paste. Yeah, like the threat of that, I'd
Speaker 1: probably go the celebs.
Speaker 2: I would probably go the only fans really, yeah, because
Speaker 2: you can only have sex so many times in a
Speaker 2: day with a person, right, but you can have five
Speaker 2: million people by one video.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. The money would be more you.
Speaker 2: The potential to make money on only fans is astronomical
Speaker 2: compared to face to face work, And so I would
Speaker 2: you know there was that I don't even know what
Speaker 2: her name is. But that's this young Only Fans star
Speaker 2: who reported that she made forty three million like in
Speaker 2: the last year on Only Fans.
Speaker 1: I guess you're going for money, yes, and I'm going
Speaker 1: for less notoriety, right, you.
Speaker 2: Just want to stick it to some celebs.
Speaker 1: Well, mine's not so much the celeb part. Mine's the
Speaker 1: thing that I can be anonymous, right, because the CBS
Speaker 1: aren't going to say, you.
Speaker 2: Understand, most people peak only fans over escorting, because they
Speaker 2: think that escorting is a bit it's got a stigma
Speaker 2: that it's a bit gross. Oh to have sex. No,
Speaker 2: don't get it wrong, Damn I was just giving you
Speaker 2: a compliment, damn it.
Speaker 1: No. But the the the anonymity, you know, the idea
Speaker 1: that they're not going to tell people to.
Speaker 2: Understand you understand why I'm here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well fans and you've got the podcast you're talking about.
Speaker 2: God, I'm doing the opposite.
Speaker 3: Any of them, idiot.
Speaker 1: I just your priority mouth closed, your priorities cash, whereas
Speaker 1: mine was anonymity. Right, you know, but you.
Speaker 3: Could get there. You could be big on Only Fans.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You know it's not.
Speaker 3: You're going to start collabing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and I won't it's not going to happen. No,
Speaker 2: no collabs. I well put the video recently of me
Speaker 2: kind of collabing with someone like he wasn't really in it.
Speaker 2: And all of my subscribers were really like upset that
Speaker 2: I had released a video with somebody.
Speaker 1: Else in it, had a real painters in there.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no, no not that far talking. No,
Speaker 2: they were doing things with their hands and your toys
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 1: Didn't like it.
Speaker 2: No, my only a lot of people reached out to
Speaker 2: me kind of being like this, ain't you know m
Speaker 2: O so wow.
Speaker 1: So they're like they're just happy with I preferred your
Speaker 1: early albums.
Speaker 2: Yes. They just think that I'm a sweetheart who you know,
Speaker 2: hasn't you.
Speaker 1: Know, dans a sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, I think so yeah, that I'm
Speaker 2: a sweet yes yeah, and that you know I haven't
Speaker 2: been or they think that I haven't been pressured into
Speaker 2: making full Boy Girl. Yeah. And so everybody was a
Speaker 2: little bit disappointed and they were very vocal about it.
Speaker 2: But then they also bought the videos. They bought the
Speaker 2: video just to double check, and a lot of them
Speaker 2: were like, actually, I was ready to watch you get
Speaker 2: ray that one wasn't into it, but I wanted to
Speaker 2: pay just to make sure to see. And it was
Speaker 2: actually really nice that there was somebody involved, but he
Speaker 2: wasn't really in it, and he just used his hands
Speaker 2: and he just used toys and on you.
Speaker 1: So I so some people didn't like the fact that
Speaker 1: he wasn't having sex with you.
Speaker 3: And people I didn't like that there was a guy there.
Speaker 2: Know, most all the feedback that I got pretty much
Speaker 2: was that they didn't like that there was a man involved.
Speaker 3: Wow, so you're going to go back to.
Speaker 2: Just fucking myself?
Speaker 3: Just yourself?
Speaker 2: Dude? Yep?
Speaker 3: You know what Christmas cheer, Christmas tree dialdo?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well did you just come up with us?
Speaker 2: But I feel like it's very festive? Can it make
Speaker 2: it like jingle bells like or something like?
Speaker 1: That's pretty good?
Speaker 3: You're good too much? All right?
Speaker 1: Next one, would you rather have one sugar daddy yeap
Speaker 1: who pays for everything yeap? Or ten clients who just
Speaker 1: keep things exciting and profitable.
Speaker 3: So it's not equal money?
Speaker 2: Well, I have had the one sugar daddy before and
Speaker 2: I left escorting what Yeah, I left? Have we not
Speaker 2: spoken about this? I left escorting to see the one
Speaker 2: man for four years.
Speaker 3: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: And I only came back to escorting two years ago.
Speaker 2: So I had the one guy for four years. And
Speaker 2: can I just say that it went the root like
Speaker 2: every relationship I've ever had, you know, the sex drops
Speaker 2: off and it's not so exciting anymore, and it's so
Speaker 2: fun anymore. And then it kind of feels a little
Speaker 2: bit like you just mates, and it feels still paying
Speaker 2: got a bit oh no. Then he was just like,
Speaker 2: I'm not paying for this anymore. And I was like,
Speaker 2: that's fair.
Speaker 3: Well, I have four friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it just ran its It ran its course.
Speaker 3: What was the pay?
Speaker 2: Great? And he got me through COVID. I was very
Speaker 2: lucky that I was a well kept woman through COVID
Speaker 2: and things like that. You know, my pay would fluctuate
Speaker 2: with how he was going in his life with his
Speaker 2: businesses and ventures.
Speaker 1: So he's paying you for exclusivities essentially them.
Speaker 3: You weren't allowed to work on the side or do
Speaker 3: anything else.
Speaker 2: It's not that I imposed it on myself. I said, look,
Speaker 2: you're spending so much money with me. I don't actually
Speaker 2: need to see anyone else. I don't need to be
Speaker 2: on these websites. I don't need to be touring or advertising,
Speaker 2: or I don't need to be sexy online, Like it
Speaker 2: would be nice if I didn't have to do that.
Speaker 2: And he was like, perfect, cool, you don't have to
Speaker 2: do that. Love that for you don't don't continue to
Speaker 2: do that. So I removed myself from everything and I
Speaker 2: just saw him for that amount of time.
Speaker 1: So back to the question. Then similar setup, but it's
Speaker 1: like never gonna have to worry about money again.
Speaker 3: Yeah or ten.
Speaker 1: Just a bit of fun making enough and by enough,
Speaker 1: I reckon like you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Bills are getting paid? Yeah, you going on a couple
Speaker 3: of holidays.
Speaker 2: No, I would probably prefer the one.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was very freeing. It was. It was very freeing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had a lot of time. Well, you know, so
Speaker 2: much of what I do I hustle. Like have you
Speaker 2: seen my social media? We all know that you've seen
Speaker 2: my social media. My social media is a hustle. Like
Speaker 2: my social media is me hustling, Like I have on
Speaker 2: my links, I've got I'm OnlyFans, I'm you know, I'm
Speaker 2: this is my job, but it is my income.
Speaker 1: Actually to a point on your hustling friend friend of
Speaker 1: the show, comedian Peter James, and you were on our
Speaker 1: podcast shouting pizza over the world if you want to
Speaker 1: check out. He messaged me during the Black Friday sales
Speaker 1: because we had a little laugh about the fact that
Speaker 1: you had a Black Friday sales and we're like, like,
Speaker 1: that was just such a surprising thing to me that
Speaker 1: you do a Black Friday. So even you get around
Speaker 1: the sales, yeah, do you do.
Speaker 2: Any only fans not not escorting? I wasn't half price.
Speaker 3: Black Friday sales is just a funny thing. I thought
Speaker 3: they entered there.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Do you do nd of financial year?
Speaker 2: I love an end of financial year sale? I actually
Speaker 2: that's one of my that's yeah, that's that's one of
Speaker 2: my marketing, actual marketing tactics with my escorting to tax
Speaker 2: return to Yeah, first of all, spend your tax return
Speaker 2: on me, and a lot of people do. So I
Speaker 2: become busy, really okay, June dead bad month, not good.
Speaker 2: July August pumping, absolutely pumping people getting their tax returns.
Speaker 2: They're buying themselves a tattoo and electric Yeah. So yeah,
Speaker 2: but coming up to tax time, I'm just like, try
Speaker 2: and write this off. You know, I'm a registered company,
Speaker 2: so just write this one off through the business.
Speaker 1: You know, it's self development.
Speaker 2: But guys right to me and I'm like, oh, I've
Speaker 2: got this amount left, you know that I can spend
Speaker 2: on like lunches and dinners. Can I take you for lunch?
Speaker 2: Can I take you for dinner? And I'm like, of
Speaker 2: course you can.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you would choose the one sugar daddy who
Speaker 1: pays everything over the ten clients who keep it exciting
Speaker 1: and profitable.
Speaker 2: Correct, interesting, Yeah, okay, what would you pick?
Speaker 1: Well, I'd probably go the one because the sugarman how
Speaker 1: many plates to spin?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, And I'd want that one person to be my
Speaker 1: lovely partner?
Speaker 2: Is this just because it's a Christmas episode? Christmas Brownie
Speaker 2: points or something? Well?
Speaker 1: Also, mate, you wouldn't know, but it's you know, it
Speaker 1: is hard to kind of do this podcast and have
Speaker 1: a have a partner.
Speaker 2: She must be a bloody angel.
Speaker 1: Well, the things that are in my Google search, I
Speaker 1: have to explain it after the podcast.
Speaker 3: Rabbit Hole from last day's episode looking up swingers clouds. Babe,
Speaker 3: I swear it's your work.
Speaker 2: Love this. I'd see you everything, and I said this.
Speaker 2: I think I said this in the very first episode
Speaker 2: ever of Girlfriend for Hire. When I was approached to
Speaker 2: potentially do this podcast, they were like, Oh, you must
Speaker 2: have so much to talk about, you must have so
Speaker 2: many crazy stories. And I'm like, I don't think I do.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, like I'm racking my brain and I
Speaker 2: think I don't really have very much to talk about it,
Speaker 2: and I don't think I'm very interesting, and I don't
Speaker 2: think I have very much to say, Like I'm not
Speaker 2: sure about this. And then I came to realize that
Speaker 2: what is my everyday life is normal to me, but
Speaker 2: is so far fetched and crazy and out there and
Speaker 2: outlandish to everyone else. My Google search history must be
Speaker 2: fucking insane. I must look like a sex crazed psychopath.
Speaker 2: I just can't imagineah, because I'm always looking stuff up
Speaker 2: or you know, I'm gonna request through somebody, a guy's
Speaker 2: a text message to my work phone and be like,
Speaker 2: oh do you do c JK? And I'm like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is CJKA? And I have to go. I'm
Speaker 2: like CJK sexual term, Like what does it? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just I've have no idea. But I have to
Speaker 2: look stuff up all the time, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: have no idea what that is.
Speaker 3: Do you know what a blumkin is?
Speaker 2: A blumkin? No should I?
Speaker 3: I thought it might be something you would have encountered.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: A a blumkin is when you are receiving oral sex
Speaker 1: while doing a ship.
Speaker 2: Where the fuck? Would I know what that is?
Speaker 3: I thought requested that.
Speaker 2: Why do you know what that is?
Speaker 3: I came up in a podcast.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, so you're going down on a vagina?
Speaker 3: No, no, I'd imagine the bloke's getting I think of
Speaker 3: the original.
Speaker 4: You're going down on a blow No, no, the guy
Speaker 4: the guy head coming out. Stop put the stop putting
Speaker 4: the cock in my mouth?
Speaker 2: Okay, next, okay?
Speaker 1: Would you would you rather have a client who tips
Speaker 1: generously but talks too much, or who's quiet but a
Speaker 1: bit stingy.
Speaker 2: The talking too much? Like I will even pick the
Speaker 2: talking too much and is stingy, Like I will even
Speaker 2: take that one. Yeah you will. I'm happy with the chat.
Speaker 2: I love a chat. I love a chat, and I
Speaker 2: sometimes I do find it a little bit challenging inside
Speaker 2: bookings when they're not a bit of a they're not
Speaker 2: a talker. They're a little bit shy, and so I
Speaker 2: have to ask all these questions to try and build
Speaker 2: rapport or some kind of connection, because I'm all about connection,
Speaker 2: and I'll be trying to connect and they're just answering
Speaker 2: yes or no to things that I'm asking, and it
Speaker 2: can be hard. It's really mentally draining for me. I'm
Speaker 2: exhausted by the end just trying to find a connection.
Speaker 2: If somebody comes in and they're like, I'm ADHD two,
Speaker 2: I'm like, Okay, we're gonna cover like three hundred thousand
Speaker 2: topics in the next how of an how many hours?
Speaker 3: Some point we'll have sex at some point.
Speaker 2: We need to remember that we need to have sex.
Speaker 2: And they're like, okay, it's actually so funny. I have
Speaker 2: so many wonderful ADHD clients and it's just a rollercoaster
Speaker 2: ride of just the best shit ever. I love it.
Speaker 2: I love it. They give me so much life and energy.
Speaker 2: I finished those bookings and I am pumped. They get me.
Speaker 2: They honestly make my whole day.
Speaker 3: Would you rather.
Speaker 1: Have a client or just in general, right, would you
Speaker 1: rather have sex with someone who is not making a
Speaker 1: sound at all? Right, Like silent maybe the occasional right right,
Speaker 1: or is like constantly doing the oh yeah, ooh you
Speaker 1: like that, like a real chatty Kathy, because we've gone
Speaker 1: like chatty in the booking. But I'm talking like while
Speaker 1: the action is going on, I.
Speaker 2: Just okay, this has never happened before, and I love
Speaker 2: that you've even just brought this up. It's like you
Speaker 2: can read my mind. Because I had somebody a few
Speaker 2: days ago who kept on thanks thanking me and he
Speaker 2: didn't stop thanking me. There weren't any so oh my, okay,
Speaker 2: I am just thanking performing, you know A really I
Speaker 2: want to make it sound like I was really doing good. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I was doing really well at going down on this guy.
Speaker 2: I was just giving up my old because it's December
Speaker 2: and really just getting into it. And the whole time
Speaker 2: he was like, thank you so much, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you so much, thank you, oh thank you
Speaker 2: so much. He did not say He did not stop
Speaker 2: saying thank you so much the whole time. It was
Speaker 2: quite endearing. It didn't turn me off, but I was like,
Speaker 2: this is a new one. You know how people have
Speaker 2: a wank bank, I have a podcast bank. So as
Speaker 2: it's happening. I'm just like, ooh, this is just something that.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Didn't But there are times where I actually have to
Speaker 2: like kind of be like hello, and I'll kind of
Speaker 2: like look up a little bit and be like hello,
Speaker 2: are you are you passed out? Or it like are
Speaker 2: you breathing? And just check that they're okay and they've
Speaker 2: been transported to another galaxy. Love that for them. Hope
Speaker 2: they're having a great fucking time there. But to me,
Speaker 2: it's like there are corpse so it's hard for me
Speaker 2: to you know, I'd rather have somebody saying thank you
Speaker 2: so much and at least they're partaking than me being like,
Speaker 2: are you okay? They're breathing. Sometimes I don't know if
Speaker 2: i'd like, what if I or somebody's having a heart attack,
Speaker 2: I don't know, surely they'd be making noises. I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're loving it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well if they have an heart attack, you put
Speaker 3: that up on the ad. That's how good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have put somebody in hospital before.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they send me photos of them hooked up to Yeah,
Speaker 2: they were having like cart issues, but also like he
Speaker 2: was going way too hard. He was like easily a
Speaker 2: new sixty. Oh look, I mean not the pleasure. He
Speaker 2: had a lot of sex, and I was kind of like,
Speaker 2: whoa cowboy? You I think I even stopped him and
Speaker 2: was just like, you're gonna have a heart attack if
Speaker 2: you keep this up. Like this is a lot. I
Speaker 2: was kind of like, he gives on like adding an hour,
Speaker 2: adding an hour, adding an hour, and I was all
Speaker 2: sexed out and I was just like, whoa, whoaa cowboy?
Speaker 2: And he did hear he ended up in hospital.
Speaker 1: So I was like, Okay, do you have you have
Speaker 1: some performance in it like it was on the Via
Speaker 1: Girl line.
Speaker 2: I would say so because it was a lot, And
Speaker 2: I was like, it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Would you rather always work nights and sleep all day
Speaker 1: or work mornings and miss all the late nights?
Speaker 2: See this is this is quite a conundrum because I'm
Speaker 2: not a morning gal, but I'm also don't like to
Speaker 2: work late at night.
Speaker 3: But in the middle at the moment, yes, but.
Speaker 2: I would prefer nights over I cannot There's something in
Speaker 2: my brain that I can't be nice to people, especially
Speaker 2: people that I don't know before ten am, Right, It
Speaker 2: just can't. I can't even pretend that I want to
Speaker 2: be having sex at that time. I can't. My brain
Speaker 2: can't get into it. It's like it takes I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's just my ADHD. My brain just takes
Speaker 2: a little bit to get going by. Like lunchtime, my
Speaker 2: brain is fully kicked in and I can see clients
Speaker 2: and I'm fine. But when somebody wants to book me
Speaker 2: for an eight am and there are a couple of
Speaker 2: clients that I do it for, however, I've seen them
Speaker 2: for a while and like it's all good, Like I
Speaker 2: know them and I like them, so it's fine. But
Speaker 2: someone fresh I will know Nah. No, I haven't had
Speaker 2: a guy recently and he was just like, oh, I
Speaker 2: want to book you for five am, and I was
Speaker 2: just like, that's not going to happen. He's like, i'll
Speaker 2: pay you double, and I was like five I am
Speaker 2: And I was like okay, I said, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: have no idea. And I was just like, well, no,
Speaker 2: he's probably just married and that's like you can get
Speaker 2: out of the house.
Speaker 3: Early for his morning job.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, So I was like, actually for the hour
Speaker 2: it will cost you, Like I don't know, I said
Speaker 2: something astronomical. I think I said like sixteen hundred for
Speaker 2: the hour, and he was like, okay, that sounds good,
Speaker 2: and then he ghosted me. But it seems that's my
Speaker 2: five am price sixteen hundred. See, I would have been
Speaker 2: still cranky, though.
Speaker 3: Some people are into that.
Speaker 2: I would have been cranky. Yeah, yeah, not for me.
Speaker 2: But I've got friends. Good friend of mine, good friend.
Speaker 2: I have friends friend not even plural, a good friend
Speaker 2: of mine. Cardia Cortez. She is the morning queen. She
Speaker 2: has so many morning bookings like she because she's some
Speaker 2: She gets up early, she goes to the gym. She's
Speaker 2: like one of those morning people. And it's so funny
Speaker 2: when we try and hang out because she goes to
Speaker 2: about at like seven o'clock at night. I go about
Speaker 2: at like midnight or two am, and so we often
Speaker 2: have just ships in the night and we can't hang
Speaker 2: out because we're schedules. Our schedules are just so different.
Speaker 2: We try and have breakfast in the morning, and do
Speaker 2: you know how many times we've canceled so many because
Speaker 2: she's like, Okay, I'll do a late breakfast like eight am,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm not going to be awake for that.
Speaker 3: Let's get into the Q and A section.
Speaker 1: These are some questions submitted to you online, a little
Speaker 1: bit different in her box. These are actually a genuine question.
Speaker 1: People want to know yes about what you get up to.
Speaker 1: So first question, what's the kinkiest request? This would be
Speaker 1: a common question. What's the kinkiest request you've ever said
Speaker 1: yes to? And did it surprise you? How much you
Speaker 1: enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Or hated it?
Speaker 2: Okay, this is something I've never done before. I did
Speaker 2: it just recently, actually in a couple's booking. So I, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to describe this and make it sound
Speaker 2: like it's good. Okay. I wish that I could just
Speaker 2: like do a diagram, but I can't. Anyway. So I
Speaker 2: was laying on my back and she well we were
Speaker 2: sixty ninety essentially. I yes, me and a lady, very
Speaker 2: beautiful lady. Oh my lord, she was stunning. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: am on my back, I have a face full of vagina,
Speaker 2: very lovely vagina. And her partner came in over the
Speaker 2: top of my head, so I've got my So he's thrusting.
Speaker 2: So we're laying on the bed right and he's standing
Speaker 2: off the bed, but he's like pretty much standing over
Speaker 2: the top of me and he's having sex with her
Speaker 2: while I am still sucking on some puss right and
Speaker 2: he's going for it. My eyes are open and so
Speaker 2: all I could see right here in my face was
Speaker 2: just like dick going in vagina and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was just like, this is incredible. I was like,
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like this before. I it was
Speaker 2: very fascinating, and I was into it. I was like,
Speaker 2: and I think I kept on just saying to them
Speaker 2: out loud. I was like, this is really hot.
Speaker 1: Ha ha.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, wow, I've never done this.
Speaker 1: Before in that scenario, not to get to but in
Speaker 1: that scenario, aren't you essentially having like is there like
Speaker 1: just knocking on your head.
Speaker 2: Of just I'm pretty certain I had balls hitting my head.
Speaker 2: But I also was not mad about it. I was
Speaker 2: just like, this is fucking pretty cool. This is like, yes,
Speaker 2: it was, it was. It was very good. It was
Speaker 2: very good. Anyway, they'll be stoked that I even brought
Speaker 2: this up. Well, fans, maybe everybody that listens to this
Speaker 2: podcast is literally just couples have booked me.
Speaker 1: Like I said, we said in the previous episode, we'd
Speaker 1: love to get a couple on the other chat All right,
Speaker 1: next one, Have you ever had a client so good
Speaker 1: in bed that you forgot it was work for a moment?
Speaker 3: This sounds like it was set by a client who
Speaker 3: wants to me like it was me.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, there have been. There have been a couple
Speaker 2: of times where I forget to look at the time,
Speaker 2: and yeah, I can. I can think in the last
Speaker 2: year there's probably been maybe three or four occasions where
Speaker 2: I completely because I'm so like engrossed in what they're
Speaker 2: saying or just our time together and I'm into it
Speaker 2: and I'm not even like it's kind of stopped feeling
Speaker 2: like work and I've completely gotten then I need to
Speaker 2: look at the time. And there are times where people
Speaker 2: have gone like way over because I've just been so
Speaker 2: in the moment.
Speaker 3: And that's money left on the table mate.
Speaker 2: Come on now, ripping mysel pH watch? Yeah, I need
Speaker 2: like a little I need it? Do I need an
Speaker 2: Apple watch?
Speaker 1: An Apple watch?
Speaker 3: You part?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, I don't need that. See how many like
Speaker 2: Carlie takes takes some mindful breathing.
Speaker 3: Carlie, You've climbed seventeen flights of.
Speaker 2: Steps at three o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 3: One clock at a time.
Speaker 1: Do you have any secret trick or move that never
Speaker 1: fails to make someone lose control?
Speaker 2: Well, it's my the muscle, the muscles, the muscle. Okay,
Speaker 2: so with men, it's definitely flexing my you know, twelve
Speaker 2: pack inside of my yea vagina, milking the teeth yeah sometimes. Okay,
Speaker 2: So say, you know, just talking about me being time blind,
Speaker 2: Say if I have been a little bit time blind,
Speaker 2: and there's only five minutes left of the booking we're
Speaker 2: having sex, like I need to get them done and
Speaker 2: dusted pretty much, so I will start flexing those muscles
Speaker 2: so hard, so hard, Like I am fully focused on
Speaker 2: flexing these muscles. It's actually wild. And with women, I've
Speaker 2: come to find lately my new trick of just vacuuming
Speaker 2: that clip. Give it a good little vacuum. Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 2: bit of dion.
Speaker 1: Action, yeah yeah yeah, all right, any tips of the fellers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get an escot for you, missus.
Speaker 3: Break out the cup chair.
Speaker 1: What's the one thing? Clients think they're amazing in bed,
Speaker 1: but you're secretly like sweetie, No, I.
Speaker 2: Ah, I think men are really proud of themselves. Oh see,
Speaker 2: I just but I just I just said that I
Speaker 2: was really good at something, and I don't know. Look like,
Speaker 2: I said that, you know, I like hoovering a clit
Speaker 2: and that I feel like I've become really good at
Speaker 2: it and I get a really good reaction. But I
Speaker 2: also know that I like it being done to me,
Speaker 2: so then I'm kind of like, well, then I must
Speaker 2: be good at it. Men will proudly tell me even
Speaker 2: before they've done it, which I feel like, no, please don't,
Speaker 2: And when they do, I'm like, oh no, no, don't,
Speaker 2: don't set yourself up like this. They'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I love I love going down on women, like you know,
Speaker 2: going eating pussy is my favorite thing to do. I'm
Speaker 2: so good at it. I do it all the time.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, like I wish that. I don't
Speaker 2: know there could be some memes or something that could
Speaker 2: be shown, because inside my brain is me just being like,
Speaker 2: oh no, no, no. The guys who announce that they
Speaker 2: are very good at it, or that women love it,
Speaker 2: or that they've been told that they're really good at it,
Speaker 2: or you know, they make a big song song and
Speaker 2: dance about it, I generally not good at it, and
Speaker 2: I don't know I don't know why that is, but
Speaker 2: it just seems to be that, Yeah, guys who who
Speaker 2: say that they're really good at it, who need to
Speaker 2: have that convo generally aunt and I'm so confused as
Speaker 2: to why that is, but just maybe don't say it,
Speaker 2: but I hear it quite a bit or after the
Speaker 2: fact where I kind of like just gotten through it
Speaker 2: for fifteen minutes and then afterwards they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I do that all the time. I get told that
Speaker 2: I'm really good, and I'm like, oh my god, please
Speaker 2: don't do that to me again.
Speaker 3: That's where you have to get your teachers out on.
Speaker 2: Yeah gravel rash, no, thank you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, well that's all go.
Speaker 2: Hey, that's pretty good. I feel like that was a
Speaker 2: nice that was a bit of fun, and that's what
Speaker 2: we want at Christmas time. We want, you know, right,
Speaker 2: and Breezy.
Speaker 1: How would someone give you as a Christmas gift? Like
Speaker 1: under the tree? Is there like a Karli Electric like
Speaker 1: gift card?
Speaker 2: Or yeah, sorry, I do love a gift card. A
Speaker 2: gift card is good because buying a gift for somebody
Speaker 2: that you don't actually know is really quite hard unless
Speaker 2: you've specifically asked what somebody wants but a gift card,
Speaker 2: just knowing their favorite place to shop, favorite brand of something,
Speaker 2: or favorite. But I think, what.
Speaker 1: About a cart Like is there an Escort gift card?
Speaker 1: That wouldn't that be a good because it's not trace
Speaker 1: of Blake.
Speaker 2: I know, and I wish. But these companies pop up
Speaker 2: and they disappear because the banking companies say like stripe,
Speaker 2: like the merchants say like stripe. Any of the big
Speaker 2: banks don't want to be associated to anything sex work,
Speaker 2: so they come and then they disappear again. Look, things
Speaker 2: like a Maya gift card is so good because you
Speaker 2: can get everything at Maya, perfume, shoes, bags, everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you know what I mean. You need
Speaker 1: you need a gift card that you can use with
Speaker 1: your favorite sex worker. Right, fun, Okay, but you know what,
Speaker 1: maybe next year for Christmas, as we mentioned in the
Speaker 1: previous episode, maybe they can get a little piece of
Speaker 1: Carlie Electric at home.
Speaker 2: I look, Carli Electric flashlight. It might be for sale.
Speaker 2: On next week's episode, we are going to have another
Speaker 2: fun one because it's just before New Year's so this
Speaker 2: is actually so good. We are going to look back
Speaker 2: through confessions and bad dating stories over the last year.
Speaker 2: I'll talk to you then bye.