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Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Wake, Wake Melbourne, Lauren, start your morning the right way.

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Speaker 3: Be great.

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Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren on No, you're one hundred.

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Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and happy Frider.

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Speaker 1: Morning. Hasn't Thursday snuck up?

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Speaker 4: I know it's flown by.

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Speaker 3: Good to check you. A little four day week. God,

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Speaker 3: next week is gonna feel like it will last forever.

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Speaker 1: I know. We started with a one day week, gone

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Speaker 1: to a four day week.

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Speaker 3: Don't worry. We normal week week after four day week.

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Speaker 1: Again for Easter and then four days off.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, love you Easter. Oh so many distractions of

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Speaker 3: I know, I know I got an issue with the footy.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna go. We're gonna get to that. In the

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Speaker 3: first ten minutes of the show.

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Speaker 1: A couple of Easters around the corner. I had my

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Speaker 1: first Easter egg yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Who'ld you go? Well?

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Speaker 1: Was just like a milk chocolate what like a mini egg?

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Speaker 3: That's how they come, just like playing. You really went

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Speaker 3: out there to celebrate Easter, didn't you.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm not celebrating Easter. There was a bag

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Speaker 1: of Easter eggs, have you and I just grabbed one.

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Speaker 3: You had a little malteseer ones there's Maltese eggs, cookies

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Speaker 3: and creape Hey, Turkish delight.

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Speaker 1: Grandma over here?

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Speaker 3: Is this right?

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Speaker 4: You know how?

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Speaker 3: You know how my eight year old is obsessed with money?

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Speaker 1: I do know because he's been calling me in cash,

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Speaker 1: like just a hot line, yeah, or something. He calls

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Speaker 1: off his mother's phone, which is Jason's wife, and I think, oh,

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Speaker 1: there's an emergency. Better answer hello nowhen it's Hudson. Can

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Speaker 1: I have some mulla muller kid?

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Speaker 3: I think I know what that's about.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to buy in. He wanted to get an

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Speaker 1: iPod or something else, like ask your dad.

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Speaker 3: He's got plenty to the no coolest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And he said, you've got a new job and

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Speaker 1: you've got lots of mullah. Think of the children. That's

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Speaker 1: what he says to me. Leaves me voice messages. You

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Speaker 1: proud anyway, what we're saying about your little hustler son,

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Speaker 1: that's my boy.

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Speaker 4: God, you've done jas.

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Speaker 1: Someone said in here the other day, because're obviously in

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Speaker 1: a new office. I can't wait till Jason's boys come in.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, take your watches off and lock

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Speaker 1: up your Yeah, he will.

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Speaker 3: Take your car. And everyone laughs and joke, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah, laugh it up. But when you sit here

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Speaker 3: on the bus seat and home, you'll be the first

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Speaker 3: to win.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And Hudson's on the bus home with a rollers on.

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Speaker 3: Watch old honey.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, what are you saying about him?

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Speaker 3: To be honest, I've totally forgotten Easter.

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Speaker 4: You're talking about Easter totally cross bards.

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Speaker 1: You know how my son, my son loves money, cross bonds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gone, gone's gone.

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Speaker 1: It's Easter in March this year.

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Speaker 3: That annoys me. You know when you think of something

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Speaker 3: and then no, no, we'll come back to it.

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Speaker 1: It's making great radio.

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Speaker 3: Sorry if you didn't go on your forma bloody he

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Speaker 3: started it.

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Speaker 1: You know how my son loves money? And I said,

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Speaker 1: I do. Boy, do I know that your son loves money?

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Speaker 3: Money?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Why is Easter in March? Why is it?

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Speaker 1: It's raddled me?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. He's ever been in March before.

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Speaker 4: We have no last Jesus A big show.

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Speaker 3: Jesus called through a line to Jesus. Long time. It's

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Speaker 3: the first time caller. Welcome.

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Speaker 4: That'd be exclusive.

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Speaker 3: Yep, A lot to get across this morning. Yes, Footy

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Speaker 3: is on tonight. How's that tragic story coming out of

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Speaker 3: Ballarat as well with the miners. I didn't know, we'll

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Speaker 3: say in this morning. I didn't know there were mining

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Speaker 3: still in Ballarat.

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Speaker 4: This mining operations still underway Ballarat Bendy Go as well,

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Speaker 4: but thirty were actually trapped initially, so they got to

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Speaker 4: twenty eight out. We'll have more through the morning having

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Speaker 4: to track down Ballarat's mayor who's doing a stealing stealing

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Speaker 4: job up there as well.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well we'll get you right across that story. Ah,

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Speaker 3: today has not started off well for all of us. Clint,

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Speaker 3: you still couldn't get in the building. No, Lauren, how

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Speaker 3: many are now?

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Speaker 1: I'm off this page?

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Speaker 3: No no, no.

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Speaker 1: To get in here. I mean I had to use

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Speaker 1: three different apparatuses to get into the building. You've got

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Speaker 1: a swipe card to get in the boom gate, and

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Speaker 1: then you go down another boom gate, and then you've

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Speaker 1: got to use an app to get into our section

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Speaker 1: of the car park. And if you don't have the

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Speaker 1: Wi Fi on then you can't use the app, so

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Speaker 1: you can't get into that section. And then you've got

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Speaker 1: to use another pass to get into the lift. And

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Speaker 1: by the time I get in here, I am exulted.

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Speaker 3: Don't you hate safety?

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Speaker 4: The other places walked in anyone could walk in off

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Speaker 4: the strep.

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Speaker 1: No one wanted to though, that was the problem.

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Speaker 3: Guess what I did this morning? Oh what as the

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Speaker 3: cruise control? I went? I went to the old place?

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Speaker 3: Did you did you drive? I drive to the other

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Speaker 3: radio station? The work?

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Speaker 4: How hard you get?

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Speaker 3: Don't gate?

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Speaker 4: You didn't?

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Speaker 1: You did?

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Speaker 4: Not?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Down Punt Road, through the back streets into Richmond and

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Speaker 3: up to the up to the boomgate thought, Hang on,

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Speaker 3: I don't work here anymore.

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Speaker 1: Why would you do? Do you hate yourself?

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Speaker 4: The last time you were there? You were pat by

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Speaker 4: the Daily Mail, carrying a cardboard box and your belonging.

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Speaker 3: Still wearing the clones from the night before. Right across

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Speaker 3: Melbourne this is one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's another time.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I didn't say it. I didn't say it.

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Speaker 3: I went kN number one hundred.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, the old buildings.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not a streak.

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Speaker 1: I rose to the wrong office this morning.

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Speaker 4: Silly man, silly man.

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Speaker 3: It is Jays and Lauren Clincy from the newsroom as

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Speaker 3: well Tops of seventeenth today. She was chilling last night.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to jump up.

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Speaker 1: Well I was. That's because you make this studio like

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Speaker 1: a refrigerator.

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Speaker 3: I can't take it off from raw dog. But are

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Speaker 3: you rar dog? I'm a raw dog?

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Speaker 4: And baby there is here He just flashed.

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Speaker 1: He's got a whole new range about it in the video.

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Speaker 1: He's got a whole new range of stuff he can

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Speaker 1: get to finger's hernia? Has it got women had a

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Speaker 1: hernia update for.

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Speaker 3: A while for your listeners to the show. I was

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Speaker 3: packing a hernia around my belly button area.

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Speaker 1: And his favorite thing to do was make people.

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Speaker 3: Touch it and our least what magically? You know? Why

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Speaker 3: stand away? May I borrow a finger out?

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Speaker 4: It's a stress thing.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's a weight for me.

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Speaker 3: Well that left last year.

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Speaker 1: It's a weight thing. You've lost weight and the hernia

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Speaker 3: Down because Paul, your partner had a hernia in the

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Speaker 3: same spot. We used to stand there fingers at each other,

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Speaker 3: did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Here they did and I haven't art I haven't.

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Speaker 4: It's rather unpleasant, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I haven't really been concerned about his hernia either, because

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Speaker 1: the only two people that talk about their hernias were Jason.

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Speaker 3: Paul thirteen, twenty four ten. If you've got a hernia,

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Speaker 3: where is it? Would be candiers?

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Speaker 4: Disappear?

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Speaker 3: Promise me. People ring wanting to talk about their hernia.

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Speaker 1: Right, No, no one wants hernia chat.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, mum went out last night.

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Speaker 1: I did, and you know what, I thought it was

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Speaker 1: going to be cold too, because I was at what

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Speaker 1: what's it called now? At the stadium. In the stadium,

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Speaker 1: Marvel States had many lives.

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Speaker 3: But I like it being Marvel. It's cool. The kids

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Speaker 3: love it. They see the Marvel characters. There's a rock

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Speaker 3: wall out the front.

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Speaker 4: You can climb.

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Speaker 1: I didn't climb that last night, but there was one

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Speaker 1: and it was Pink. She would put on quite the

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Speaker 1: show last night, but you know, here we go, there's

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Speaker 3: Was there something wrong with your free tickets?

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Speaker 1: It was so I loved it. I loved every second

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Speaker 3: Oh no, that's a hard note. It's late on a Wednesday,

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Speaker 3: nine pm. Nine it's indoors. You could roll that out

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Speaker 1: Was out, roof open, well, shut the roof and started.

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Speaker 4: For me, you can't how was she suspended if the

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Speaker 4: if the roof was over, how is she suspended from poles?

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Speaker 1: And it's sound like a fly line like you know that,

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Speaker 1: like a spider cam at the footy it was like that.

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Speaker 1: It was quite amazing. But nine pm, that's late.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy. It's like the footy tonight, eighty thousand at

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Speaker 3: the g for the Blues and like what times that came?

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Speaker 3: Starts seven seventy thirty tonight.

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Speaker 4: By the time you.

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Speaker 3: Get home it's eleven. It's too late.

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Speaker 4: It is, especially when you're crammed on a train or tram.

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Speaker 1: You know what else is too late? Maths, I'm obsessed

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Speaker 1: with maps. Seven thirty it starts where it goes for

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Speaker 1: ninety minutes. At nine o'clock, I.

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Speaker 3: Thought, she said Mass. I'm like, oh, the six pm

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Speaker 3: church services.

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Speaker 1: Too late for midnight Mass is too late, Maths. It

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Speaker 1: finishes at nine pm.

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Speaker 3: Do you know why though? They purposely run past eight

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Speaker 3: thirty because that way it picks up on the ratings

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Speaker 3: period between eight thirty and nine thirty. So married at

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Speaker 3: first sight, leaks into the next like ratings block.

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Speaker 4: Oh there you go, Peter Ford.

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Speaker 1: I think it just goes for ninety minutes.

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Speaker 3: There's a there's a method behind the madness. You know

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Speaker 3: what's too late? And this really rattles me. Nine fifteen

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Speaker 3: PM Movie sessions. Who's going I'll move you two into

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Speaker 3: shady pines?

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Speaker 1: Seriously, seriously, But surely we're not the only people that

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Speaker 1: think nine o'clock might as well be midnight.

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Speaker 3: Nine fifteen movie You're not getting.

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Speaker 1: Out mad, not on a weeknight, certainly. Seventy No, but

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Speaker 1: we are old, very old in fact anyway. I mean

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Speaker 1: my dad's seventy seven and he wasn't complaining about the

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Speaker 1: ninety and start, but I was filthy about it.

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Speaker 3: Question question, question.

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Speaker 4: Are you guys seeing on social media more and more

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Speaker 3: Yes, mine did the Turkey job.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, a lot of people go

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Speaker 1: shairlines leaving Turkey and it's all got their headbands. Yeah blood, yeah,

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Speaker 4: Them locally as well. I've had a few mates who've

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Speaker 4: done them in Melbourne and just as good as Turkey, white,

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Speaker 4: well responsive, I dare say even better, but exactly more varisy,

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Speaker 4: more pricey. One of my mates Dan, I'm sure you

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Speaker 4: won't mind me saying he's had a great hair transplant,

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Speaker 4: great results, really really good clean no, no, that's clean,

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Speaker 4: that I started dreaming about it.

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Speaker 3: His hair are yours?

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Speaker 4: A bit of both?

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Speaker 1: Do you have hair in security? It's a big thing

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Speaker 4: I think I might Lauren. So basically the dream was

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Speaker 4: You haven't had it, not once, not twice. This is

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Speaker 4: a this is a repeating dream, like six or seven times.

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Speaker 3: Should we take the show to Turkey, We'll do a

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Speaker 3: hairy shirt.

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Speaker 1: Yeh shut. I like that we could take a bunch

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Speaker 1: of balding blow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we'll add like a bit of hair on

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Speaker 3: our logo and stuff like that will make it good. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: big hairy, hairy shinny pet.

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Speaker 1: Plenty of people keen.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely hair apparent made.

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Speaker 3: I did it. That's it is extremely paal. So you're

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Speaker 3: awake right when they're jabbing your head with needles.

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Speaker 1: Why why don't they just put you to sleep?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, like put me to sleep for anything

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Speaker 3: medical as far as I'm gon said, blood test, knock

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Speaker 1: Because is that what they do? They take it from

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Speaker 3: Take the follows out of the back, and then they

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Speaker 4: Then they've got to fall out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but then they go back, but they take you

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Speaker 3: that many drugs that he like, they pretty much carried

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Speaker 3: guess you.

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Speaker 1: Don't just keep you in the hospital for a couple

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Speaker 3: Well they've got another ball guy ready to go. They

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Speaker 3: need the room.

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Speaker 4: Oh they do too, just like a maternity wark.

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Speaker 1: So I guess just go through so much. You guys

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Speaker 3: Enough about you guys.

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Speaker 4: You're trying to get rid of your hair. We're trying

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Speaker 4: to grow it. That's that's the difference.

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Speaker 1: It's only we could take it off, man, give it

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Speaker 1: to you. Would you like that plan?

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Speaker 3: I would solve the building problem around the.

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Speaker 1: World to come down to the waxing lady and say,

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Speaker 1: could we keep those follicles please?

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Speaker 3: Is she out of the room. I've just got this

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Speaker 3: glad back. Do you mind if I fill it?

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Speaker 4: That's like excuses, excuses, Excuses have all had them from

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Speaker 4: time to time to get us something. For many people,

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Speaker 4: it's telling a white lie to get out of work. Right,

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Speaker 4: whether it's the kids falling off the trampoline comes in

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Speaker 4: quite jas classic.

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Speaker 1: You haven't really lived unless you've made up some elaborate

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Speaker 1: excuse to get out of work or to get out

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe it's you know, can't get into the car

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Speaker 4: park or something similar.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I used fuel a lot late. I was running

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Speaker 3: out of fuel. Okay, always well, it's late for a

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Speaker 3: haircut yesterday and I was like, oh sorry, mate. I

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 4: One boss working up north out of Sydney's West has

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Speaker 4: detailed some of his worst almost notorious employee stories or

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Speaker 4: excuses of some of his staff have views to get

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Speaker 4: out of work, and it struck a chord on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: I believe jas.

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Speaker 6: She interviewed really well, said all the right things perfect

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Speaker 6: for the first two weeks, she's kind of started to

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Speaker 6: think things were a little bit off. She seemed to

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Speaker 6: not be able to follow instruction. She seemed to disappear

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Speaker 3: At a time.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, I had a really busy day plan and she

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Speaker 6: went to lunch. She's fifteen minutes laid back from lunch.

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Speaker 6: I gave her call.

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Speaker 4: She tells me where she is.

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Speaker 6: So I raced down there in the car and she's

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Speaker 6: sort of semi lying on the ground.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I pulled up, said get in, and she's.

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Speaker 4: Like, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: I tried to get back to work and I started

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Speaker 6: to run and my heart stopped and then I fell over.

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Speaker 4: It's quite dramatic.

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Speaker 3: It is also stopped. Also, she's fifteen minutes late. It's

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Speaker 3: not like that just happened.

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Speaker 1: Like does your heart just stop and start again when

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Speaker 1: you're running and then you just stand up and go

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Speaker 1: back to normal life?

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Speaker 4: I think it Isn't it a RHYTHMMEA yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: I believe.

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Speaker 3: I've had mates like have an off off heart and

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Speaker 1: Why don't I just go back to work like nothing's happened.

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Speaker 3: To smash a red bull, you'd be right, Lauren, to

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Speaker 3: be like, I would milk that for the month. Seriously, Sorry,

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Speaker 3: goes bad heart last Tuesday. So I'm just sitting this

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Speaker 3: one out.

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Speaker 1: Many years ago, I was working on a kids TV

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Speaker 1: show at kids w BA.

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Speaker 4: God that job was why it didn't win a LOGI

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Speaker 4: I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: I know either, brilliant viewing. Yeah, I got to go,

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Speaker 1: but there was no point in me being there. I

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Speaker 1: the free one. And we had this producer who was

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Speaker 1: she She was a hoot, she was great fun. But

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Speaker 1: one day she called in sick and I'll never forget it.

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Speaker 1: I was working with Shane Crawford at the time, we're

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Speaker 1: not going to believe this one. She's called in and

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Speaker 1: said she ate too much lamb last night and she's

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Speaker 1: got the meat sweats and she's been in a meat comba.

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Speaker 3: I understand this. Yeah, if it's lamb too lamb can

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Speaker 3: be quite fatty. Didn't we went, you know how we

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Speaker 3: Street either meat sweats that afternoon, I said to her,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna have to do pick up. I need to

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Speaker 3: lie down.

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Speaker 1: You did eat a lot of lamb, a lot of lamb.

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Speaker 1: You ate like a whole Mary had a little lamb.

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Speaker 1: Jason had a little lamb.

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Speaker 3: Full lamb, straight lamb, straight lamp.

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Speaker 1: It's quite sort of watching him do it, but he

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Speaker 1: didn't really even dunk the He just so you go.

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Speaker 1: You go to this Greek it's quite You can get

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Speaker 1: like a meat board and it's got meat and some

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Speaker 1: he said, I just want the board of meat and

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Speaker 1: he just got a giant pile of lamb.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, I don't like how they make

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Speaker 3: you feel embarrassed. It's like, I'm saving you money. I

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Speaker 3: don't want you to what is it? What's I don't

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Speaker 3: need that swift?

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Speaker 1: Keep that to yourself. Excuses, excuses and sweats was like, that's.

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Speaker 3: The that's acceptable.

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Speaker 4: Very quickly, there's a bloke in the media to get

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's right, did he really?

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Speaker 4: He said he fell in the hole with grandma.

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Speaker 1: And that's why he never came back to work.

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Speaker 3: I remember, so, hang on, was grandma really dead? Grandma

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Speaker 3: was dead, Grandma's gone cold, right, But he fell he fell.

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Speaker 4: On They poured the din and it couldn't come to work.

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Speaker 3: It is not like a garage room, mate. Can't they

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Speaker 3: just bring.

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Speaker 1: It back up to know he got out of the hole.

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Speaker 1: He's not still in the hole. So they might have

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Speaker 3: Though, that's all right. Our number is thirteen twenty four

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Speaker 3: ten not so typical excuses. Has someone rolled one out

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Speaker 3: at your workplace? Or have you got a good go

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Speaker 3: to actual you know what? People are dying in your

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Speaker 3: life every week, the amount of funerals that you roll

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Speaker 3: out around here?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got one this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: Actually no, oh god, that was awkward. Oh look you're free.

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Speaker 3: Let me take you this Greek place across the rate.

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Speaker 3: It's incredible. Turn up, I can't go to the funeral the.

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Speaker 1: Meat Charlie and Croydon tell us what excuse? Have you heard?

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Speaker 7: A mirror fell off a wall and mashed a phone,

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Speaker 7: so the phone was no longer usable.

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Speaker 3: Ah, it was a ripple effect. There's many layers to

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and both the employers and his girlfriends both both phones.

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Speaker 3: Both just happened to be under the mirror. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: a shock.

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Speaker 1: And did we buy that excuse? Do we think it really?

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Speaker 1: Because that stuff can happen?

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Speaker 7: Oh no, no, no, I didn't buy it, like we

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Speaker 7: let it on a bit. But it was a SAT

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Speaker 7: day and they magically had their phone fixed by nine am.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, there's a lot of phone chops around And

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Speaker 8: if you're going to.

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Speaker 1: Tell a lie like that, you've really got to follow through.

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Speaker 1: You've got to turn up to work with a new

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Speaker 1: phone on Monday. Can I tell you you can't be

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Speaker 1: on social media.

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Speaker 3: One of the pure joys that comes with being a

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Speaker 3: father is having access so many having access to the

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Speaker 3: ultimate excuse, and that is children. Yeah, the kids are sick.

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Speaker 4: Gastro.

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Speaker 3: Gastro is of beauty because no one wants you.

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Speaker 4: To come around your infections.

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Speaker 3: Yep, oh god.

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Speaker 1: And now clear for two weeks.

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Speaker 3: I'll see you at work in a month.

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Speaker 1: But if you don't think we know that you're doing that,

452
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Speaker 1: you are rocks in your hair.

453
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Speaker 3: Oh there's great moments to being apparentis well, but we'll

454
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Speaker 3: get to them. Thirteen twenty four to ten Strange excuses?

455
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Speaker 3: What's been rolled out at your workplace? Melbourne? Let's get

456
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Speaker 3: to wear it be Michael, Welcome to the show. What's

457
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Speaker 3: the excuse your head?

458
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Speaker 9: First of all, welcome back.

459
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Speaker 3: It was boring.

460
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Speaker 9: For you guys.

461
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Speaker 3: We hope so mate, Thank you very much. Thanks you

462
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Speaker 3: don't We'll get you to do the next contract. What's

463
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Speaker 3: the excuse?

464
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,200
Speaker 9: Had a big company that actually couldn't come to work

465
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,080
Speaker 9: because the hot air balloons kept it up in the morning.

466
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Speaker 9: They were too loud. That was just understand said that

467
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 9: the cat couldn't a cat was doing well. But the

468
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,600
Speaker 9: first one was the hot end balloon.

469
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the hot balloons.

470
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Speaker 1: I get the animals, those of us who don't have kids,

471
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:28,800
Speaker 1: like animals are like our babies. If they're sick, we

472
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 1: feel it too. But the hot air balloon is ridiculous.

473
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Speaker 3: We've got our own hot air balloon. Here's an over hot.

474
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, I'm not ever, ever, ever doing

475
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Speaker 1: going in that hot air balloon.

476
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Speaker 3: So tomorrow we're going to be life in the hot

477
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Speaker 3: not me, not me around hang on the thumb. Yes,

478
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:47,720
Speaker 3: what's wrong, but.

479
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Speaker 5: Well, typically we don't own it anymore, but they just

480
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Speaker 5: don't afford to take.

481
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Speaker 3: The branding off it, so it's.

482
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Speaker 5: Still an over just in the air.

483
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Speaker 3: So we just haven't paid the renewal fee.

484
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Speaker 4: Just kind of let that go.

485
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Speaker 1: That's good because you don't be getting me in it.

486
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Speaker 3: Okay, cancel tomorrow's hot air balloon show.

487
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Speaker 4: You too could do postcards from the hot air balloons.

488
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 1: I don't do hot air balloons for me.

489
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Speaker 3: Got kill that morning, Kate, what's the excuse your head?

490
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Speaker 10: Good morning? So this was from myself. I really didn't

491
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 10: want to go into work, and I'm a cat. Then

492
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Speaker 10: my partner had a cat at the time. I feel

493
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 10: really bad for line, so I rubbed my face any.

494
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Speaker 3: Cat, you rubbed your face in the cat, yep.

495
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Speaker 10: In the cat to get the photos my face, Well,

496
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,959
Speaker 10: it's a little bit too well, my face filled up

497
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Speaker 10: like I didn't.

498
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Speaker 11: Even look like anymore. Photo, send it in.

499
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Speaker 10: Got the anti kiss to me the day off.

500
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Speaker 1: Well done, that's commitment.

501
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 3: You know what you should do. I swear my mind

502
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Speaker 3: goes straight away. If you're going to do that, have

503
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,399
Speaker 3: three different shirts, so get three different photos. Well you

504
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,200
Speaker 3: flat up and then you just got a safe in

505
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Speaker 3: your camera roll.

506
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Speaker 1: Now people are like sleuths these days. They'd be like,

507
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Speaker 1: I can see the date you took that, the day

508
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: and time. That's what people do these days. You wouln't

509
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 1: believe it, Kate Middleton exactly.

510
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 3: The cats jumped on my face after the races on

511
00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 3: the weekend morning after the Grand fight. He wouldn't believe it.

512
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 3: With a cut on my face.

513
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 1: Imagine being her husband and walking in and just seeing

514
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 1: her rubbing it.

515
00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 3: You start home today, baby, how's it look? Yeah? Yeah,

516
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 3: we'll go out for lunch. It is going to be

517
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 3: a huge night at the g tonight. Eighty thousand, Wowdesday

518
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 3: night V Carlton. Who are you getting behind? We know

519
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 3: you'll be tired.

520
00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: I'm tigers. I'd be kicked out of my family if

521
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: I didn't sound barracking for Richmond tonight.

522
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 4: Are you confident about the season ahead?

523
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:45,080
Speaker 1: Not really? Dad came over last night. I was like,

524
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 1: because I'm I'm an MCC member, but my dad, ever

525
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: since I was born, has brought me a Richmond membership.

526
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: And with your membership you get a scarf for a

527
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 1: hat you can go. He's like, have you gone and

528
00:22:58,359 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 1: got your scarf yet?

529
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Speaker 4: Last and I said, she wouldn't be a scarf.

530
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 3: No, I'm a scarf a beanie gal.

531
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Speaker 1: You know how I feel about face paint? Over seven

532
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 1: and you're out and I'm over seven?

533
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 4: Who should decorate at the footy one night with a flag.

534
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 3: And send it out to the markets iding the kids

535
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 3: lined up for face paint? How old are you? On

536
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 3: my watch?

537
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 4: You could help the cheers god with their banner. Yes, yes,

538
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,160
Speaker 4: on the ground you know what, I help them hold

539
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 4: it up.

540
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 3: Imagine Lauren running through the ban of twenty bucks so

541
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 3: she'd get caught.

542
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd there. I'd be the kid that got clotheslines

543
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,679
Speaker 1: running through the banner. But no, I haven't picked up

544
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: my scarf yet, but I will be wearing it. And

545
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 1: my beanie is sitting on the couch cheering the mighty

546
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 1: tags onto it.

547
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 3: It's going to be a massive game. Eighty thousand at

548
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 3: the g tonight. Remember pockets and extra cash because pies

549
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 3: and beers have gone up, haven't they basketball last night?

550
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 4: It's a sporting feast in Melbourne at the moment. He's

551
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 4: a footy background one this weekend and Melbourne United in

552
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 4: the NBL going great guns.

553
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: I want to take the boys to come quite popular again,

554
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 1: hasn't it In the nineties. I used to go with

555
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 1: my family to watch the Melbourne Tigers. All you were

556
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 1: and it was such a thing.

557
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah we had your guy, of course.

558
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 4: You had Tigers girl.

559
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

560
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 4: And in Brisbane the Bullets, the Bullets.

561
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: Andrew Gayes played for the Melbourne Tigers.

562
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 4: Where Andrew Gaze was there last night? I saw him

563
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 4: in the flesh.

564
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 3: You know who else was court sideline? Because courts a

565
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 3: big deal. Oh yeah, yeah, they normally have like the

566
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: big high profile celebrities and.

567
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 8: Normally row one like when you go to the NBA,

568
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 8: you like do a leap.

569
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 3: And then like behind them is like your second tier

570
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 3: celebrity where sometimes, let's be honest, it's a filler. And

571
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 3: you know who was spotted at the game last night?

572
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 3: Who won? Clinton? Stand away?

573
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 4: Thanks row? No, that's called celebrity row. The second row

574
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 4: is called VIP and it gets.

575
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: In celebrity row in Melbourn.

576
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 8: Okay, let me do it, let me do it the NBL.

577
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 4: Let me do a roll call. Yeah, yea.

578
00:24:59,359 --> 00:24:59,719
Speaker 3: Who was there?

579
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 4: A few footballers like because I picket, because he picket

580
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,639
Speaker 4: from all live wire. Jamara hugil Hagen was there from

581
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 4: the Dogs. He had the bloke who works at the Yox,

582
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 4: I won't say his name.

583
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:17,160
Speaker 1: Nah that one five he's still he got a gig

584
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: in the front.

585
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 3: Andy Allen was.

586
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 4: There, our mate from Mastership, looking really really well, he's sick.

587
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 3: Do they do the thing where they put the camera.

588
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 4: I'm getting to that, Jakes, I'm getting to that. What

589
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,400
Speaker 4: were they The King of Mumba was there, he didn't

590
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 4: that was wasn't wearing his crown. Peter Hellier was there,

591
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 4: and you know a myriad of sporting stars. Flixon's all

592
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 4: that sort of thing.

593
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: It's actually like quite star stuff.

594
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 4: Anyway, they do this thing as Jas alluded to. It

595
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 4: flashes up because celebrity Road, and there's like all these

596
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 4: sort of stars that appear like anyway, and they go

597
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 4: couzie pick. Everyone goes right and they go and does

598
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:09,680
Speaker 4: the camera.

599
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 3: Go on them? The camera goes on the hell ya,

600
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 3: but just pete waite, the camera goes.

601
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 8: You have to do like a silly five seconds at last.

602
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 4: Get to like I think it was deep into the

603
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 4: third quarter, which is which is go time for a

604
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 4: lot of the slabs. I think Dad even might have

605
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:28,680
Speaker 4: been there as well.

606
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: I think she's an ambassador.

607
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 4: Anyway, and the dancing boys and girls are doing their

608
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 4: thing out in the middle, so you know that it's

609
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 4: a it's a timeout, so you know the camera is coming.

610
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 4: And I see it out of the corners.

611
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 3: Surely not put you normal, you carry powder.

612
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 11: On you.

613
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 4: And the drink holder.

614
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: You had a cup holder. They work.

615
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 4: I said to Matt who sit him. I said, the

616
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 4: camera's coming.

617
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 3: It's coming.

618
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 4: It was coming quickly right, it was hurdling towards me.

619
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, the way your thumbs up.

620
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 1: I hope you didn't do a double thumbs up.

621
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 3: Should have done a shocker.

622
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I'm getting nervous. I'm going to go

623
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 4: a thumbs up. I'm going to go thumbs up. Cool guy. Here, No, anyway, here,

624
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 4: it comes here, it comes and gets to in a

625
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 4: couple of meters. I'm like, oh, here's my moment. And

626
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 4: then they pan to mad Agnew from The Bachelor, the

627
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 4: astrophysicist who happened to be sitting just a few rows

628
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 4: in front of me, so they weren't actually coming towards me,

629
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 4: superseded sitting there.

630
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, thumbs up, double.

631
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 4: Thumbs up, waiting for my moment.

632
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 3: This is number one hundred. You are on the mate,

633
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 3: you go on, paint a picture.

634
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: Good morning. Now you hear us.

635
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 3: We've had his situation here on the air, I think

636
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 3: with Jason Lauren Clint's here from the newsroom as well.

637
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 3: I'll be honest, guys, I'm rattled.

638
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: He is rattled.

639
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 3: I'm rattled.

640
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 1: We've just had a big change of scenery here in

641
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: the office, as if we haven't had enough change in

642
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: our lives already.

643
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 3: I don't like change, although I did like the recent

644
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,640
Speaker 3: change we knew here at Nova.

645
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,480
Speaker 1: However, all this, like the way through the song, Jace

646
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 1: broke every single thing in the other studio.

647
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 4: I feel the drama's following you, and.

648
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: We've just had to run into another studio and hope

649
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: for the best.

650
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: We have moved stuards, but always to carry on like.

651
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: Well, I danced all just around the office for three

652
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: minutes during that song because I knew I couldn't help

653
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: either way Jason Jace's I'm.

654
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 3: Also very flustered because I'm trying a new hair product

655
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 3: that ah, yeah, I've gone for the paste and not

656
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 3: the good you men in.

657
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: Your hair products. I was just saying, you go from

658
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: like this is what Paul says, Oh where's my hair product?

659
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: And my oh, here you go. And he goes, no,

660
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: that's the paste, and I want the powder and I'm

661
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: like okay, And then the next time I'll throw the

662
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: powder to him, He's like, no, I want the gel,

663
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: and then I want the clay, like and now I

664
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 1: need this spray. Like don't you just use one thing and.

665
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 3: You stick to it for a couple of things.

666
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: Firstly, because you've had a haircut, no.

667
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 3: One's using gel since nineteen gel and brill cream.

668
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 4: No one uses gel.

669
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 3: Has to go Oh's.

670
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 4: People still use the creams of stuff that it's sort

671
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 4: of very greasy and they comb it through in the.

672
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: Bar lube Now what, yes? Is that?

673
00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 3: Why you.

674
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 4: Can you pick us up four letters of lube from

675
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 4: I dare say if you threw that his way, you

676
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 4: wouldn't be refusing.

677
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 3: He would know what to do.

678
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: It gives you, It gives you the web. Look, can

679
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: you mind your manners? It's a hair product these days,

680
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: thank you very much?

681
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 3: What do you sit on a moose?

682
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: And then there's a foam and they're very.

683
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 4: Spinny though, aren't they.

684
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 3: I've just gotten into the dusting powder which that in.

685
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 4: My hair at Channel nine.

686
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't use that now it's dusting about it

687
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 3: feels the topic yes, basically different things.

688
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 4: I know.

689
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 3: The one I'm using is like you go on board

690
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 3: of this powder in and then boom. But otherwise topic

691
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 3: the topic is that the colored.

692
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: Hairsprung Guliani used when he started spreading and it was

693
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: stripping down.

694
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 3: His friend of mine used to do hair and makeup

695
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 3: on one of those TV shows like you Australia has

696
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 3: got Talent, and they said we used to use half

697
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 3: a can on Roun and Keating.

698
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: Okay, that's industry secrets.

699
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 4: Life is a roller coaster?

700
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: Who uses the topic at channel Line? Clinton?

701
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 4: Oh look, I mean I'm sure you could guess.

702
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: Go for it, Tony Jones.

703
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 4: I don't think TJ does.

704
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: It's got a good head of hair, does he?

705
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 4: I think he's decent, good him. I think it might

706
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 4: be a former moomber king.

707
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 3: Is it a specific loop.

708
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: For the hair or just I think you can use

709
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: any of them.

710
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 3: Have we picked an outfit?

711
00:30:59,040 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 4: You know what?

712
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: I'm kind of nervous so this Friday. I was telling

713
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: the boys the other day, I'm going to my twenty

714
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: year school reunion. And one of the things that I

715
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: am wondering about is what do I wear. It's at school,

716
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: the reunions at school on campus.

717
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 3: Nothing to revealing.

718
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: Then, No, I'm thinking it's like jeans in a blazer.

719
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 4: Blazer your school blazer?

720
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 1: Oh dream, Actually I've still got that I could pull

721
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: up you mean wear it into I might wear it

722
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: in tomorrow. My school blazer.

723
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: You mean a Portman's blazer or something like that?

724
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: Blazer? Do you think it's like jeans? Notation and blazer art.

725
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 3: Maybe like a like a I've said to you before.

726
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 3: You just don't want to rock up too? Shall we?

727
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: Your classic girl coach, which is are you going to

728
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: get your hair done?

729
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: No, don't go over?

730
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: Maybe you should? I do you think streeple will just

731
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: not like?

732
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 3: I remember when we got married I said to like,

733
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 3: I was like, oh look please, just don't you know?

734
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 3: Have some people go just a little bit o TT

735
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 3: on wedding day?

736
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 8: Yeahs nine coats?

737
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 3: Yeah you want to look like ye.

738
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 1: But I haven't seen these people for twenty years. I

739
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: don't want them to think that I'm an out of

740
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: shape radio host. I want to look like.

741
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember, Well, then send someone else.

742
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: I think it's a jens a nice top setup. You're

743
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: not rolling in in a cocktail dress?

744
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 3: Can we?

745
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 4: And you want to impress?

746
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 3: Mister?

747
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: So we had one of my old school teachers on yesterday,

748
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,560
Speaker 1: mister Mason, take a listen.

749
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 4: Good morning, mister Mason, Good morning, young miss Philip Rejuice

750
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 4: informed Lauren you were coming on.

751
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 3: This was her response, take a listen.

752
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: He's a high school and he was a DJ.

753
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 4: So was.

754
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 3: His DJ name? Again? Oh?

755
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 4: I don't know.

756
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: He said something cheeky yesterday, I think, but yeah he was.

757
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, they weren't crisp.

758
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: He was the English teacher, but he was also like

759
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:56,320
Speaker 1: the handsome, cooled DJ was young, you know, the young teachers,

760
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: as if you didn't.

761
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 3: Have a teacher.

762
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 4: He said yesterday on the show, we had a good

763
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 4: you might make it appearance.

764
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 3: We had a good look and rooster run the science lab.

765
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: I remember all the girls with science lab science teachers.

766
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 3: When never he had a curly mullet.

767
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like the sports teachers. It was always

768
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: the sports.

769
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: Always the sports teacher. Oh absolutely, yeah, we're a sports teacher.

770
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 3: When I was in year eleven, did you go to

771
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 3: a boys school? Only in year eleven and twelve? So

772
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 3: I grew up with three other sisters. Yeah, And this

773
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 3: is the problem the moment, so many schools around Melbourne

774
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 3: like they're not co ed. And I just say, I

775
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 3: went to an all boys school and you were eleven

776
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 3: and twelve and it was like watching Hyaenas when the girls'

777
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 3: school sent a bus load over All the.

778
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 4: Teachers at glen Waverley highwhare I went, were aged in

779
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 4: their seventies, eighties and nineties.

780
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 3: But that's right in your sitting so who was your

781
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 3: favorite Clinton?

782
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 1: You didn't have one. So then if they were all

783
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: in like this seventies, there would have been one young

784
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: teacher that you're all like.

785
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 4: A falling over. Yeah no, not that real, remember what who?

786
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 3: Teachers must just been like you didn't look up with one. No, no,

787
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 3: no was it?

788
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 4: No?

789
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: You can't do that enough in school after school that after.

790
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: School there was a yummy mummy. It ran the touch shop. Mummy.

791
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: What one of the other kids?

792
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: Mom? Yeah, mom, yeah on Fridays. Poor because everyone used

793
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: to get touch shop on Friday, because hey, Chris is

794
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 3: your mom on today? I think we're going to get

795
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 3: touch shot.

796
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: Oh poor Chris. He would have been like, Mom, please

797
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: don't please resign from your touch shop.

798
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 3: Jans, sorry, Jase, Jase is the canteen again.

799
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: Jase is just pretending he was at the canteen because

800
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: the mum was hot. Let's be honest. He's at the

801
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: canteen every day.

802
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 3: Can we run with this at thirteen twenty four ten?

803
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 3: Did you have a hot teacher when you were growing up?

804
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 3: By all means, if you're the teacher and you think

805
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,040
Speaker 3: everyone was looking at you, I would love to hear

806
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 3: from you to thirteen, twenty four ten. Who was the

807
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 3: hot teacher at your school? What was the school? What

808
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 3: did they do? I don't say the school.

809
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,879
Speaker 4: The school's okay, what did geographical?

810
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,279
Speaker 3: Okay, we definitely need to know the subject they talked.

811
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm rattled by you saying the science teacher was hot

812
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: because the science teachers were not.

813
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: When you sit on a fill in teaching, you know

814
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 3: the substitute they were, and they didn't.

815
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 4: It was sexy because they didn't give a ship.

816
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and they were hard to get because they

817
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 3: were here one day and go on the next.

818
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 4: Good morning, mister Mason, Good morning, young miss Philip.

819
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 3: Reduce informed Lauren you were coming on. This was her response.

820
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: Take a listen.

821
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: It's a highest school and he was a DJ, so

822
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: he was.

823
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 3: That is one Lauren Phillips gearing up for a big

824
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 3: night of action.

825
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: Mister Mason's never going to let me live that down

826
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: if he turns up to the twenty year reunion tomorrow.

827
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: That's right, thirty years. She's clocked up. Sorry, all her

828
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 3: school friends and mister Mason tomorrow night.

829
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: You can't talk like that about a teacher. But he

830
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: was the cool teacher at school because he DJ on

831
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: the side drinks. I don't think there's dancing. Maybe canaps.

832
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 3: Oh my god, twenty bucks, says she hosts the afterparty. Yeah,

833
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 3: everyone come.

834
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: Back what people hadn't seen in twenty years?

835
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would, I would.

836
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: All I'm hoping is that there's name tags because I

837
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 1: ain't gonna remember.

838
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 3: All right, thirteen twenty four ten, let's go to the phones.

839
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 3: We want to know. Did you have a hot teacher

840
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 3: growing up?

841
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: Yes, Tanny and Bundura. Did you have a hottye at

842
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: your school? Yes? We did, we did.

843
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 12: His name was mister Dangerfield, so strong name.

844
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 1: Did mister Dangerfield teach.

845
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 12: Science?

846
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 6: I believe?

847
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 11: Yeah?

848
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, someone's teachers were not hot?

849
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 4: Why playing with the Bunsen Burner's mister d.

850
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:39,320
Speaker 12: He was tand and blonde and looking and helped that

851
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 12: we were.

852
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 3: I went to an all girl school. Ah, yeah, we

853
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 3: had a We had a male teacher walked in like

854
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 3: head to toe like bike leathers, you.

855
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: Know, like what was he teaching? He was teaching science?

856
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: I reckon, he's got a side.

857
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 3: No, no, it wasn't that, but all the girls are

858
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 3: into him till they saw him in the cup one

859
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 3: day and he wore the jacket and all the big

860
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 3: leathers and everything to moped.

861
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say you got in

862
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 1: his car, his helmet.

863
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 3: It's zicky swift meet meet here. What you get top

864
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 3: up for the big night?

865
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: What do you mean, little botox?

866
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 3: I didn't mean that it's.

867
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: Too late now, won't kick him, but tomorrow.

868
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 4: It doesn't take a few days.

869
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:26,279
Speaker 3: How would you know today after the dentist again today?

870
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: I am actually he multitasks that dentist, doesn't he. Anyway,

871
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: we had one of my teachers on yesterday, mister Mason,

872
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: who is one of my favorite teachers at school. They

873
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: caught me off air saying he was a hottie. He

874
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: was a hotty of a teacher. Thanks boys for stitching

875
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: me up there. So we're asking Melbourne, did you have

876
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: a hottie as a teacher back in the day. Linda

877
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: from Donvale, good morning.

878
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 13: Good morning, and welcome to Mornings.

879
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. We are very happy to be here.

880
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 1: Who is your teacher, Linda?

881
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 13: Great I went to the school in the tens, the

882
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 13: most hottest, most while he changed teacher called mister fluckoluck

883
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 13: Flucko wear those open neck shirts and the hair with

884
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 13: the long string flick back.

885
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 1: Was he the Italian teacher?

886
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, he used to conjregate those birds and we would

887
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 13: just look at.

888
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 10: Him in awe.

889
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: He was hot at so mister Stallion, he's probably like

890
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: seventy now and he's still got the public in his.

891
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 13: Midst or he probably has, you know, those guys that

892
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 13: are eternally handsome, that.

893
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: George Clooney style.

894
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 4: Interesting.

895
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 3: It feels like it hasn't left Linda's mind, to be honest.

896
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, she can remember it like it was yesterday.

897
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Amanda in Packingham, what school teacher made an impact

898
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 3: on you?

899
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: My great big teacher. His name is mister Harry and

900
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: he was he would have been in his early twenties,

901
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: and he was really tall and handsome and super cool.

902
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 10: His favor a good.

903
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 1: Time, that'll do it.

904
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 9: Yeah.

905
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 1: And was his name actually Harry, but for professional purposes

906
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: he had to be mister Harry. No, his name was Jim.

907
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 4: Jim.

908
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: That takes away the sex of you.

909
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: A bit, doesn't mean yeah, I'll be running with Harry

910
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 3: the guitar Jim. Question music teacher, not hot, just teacher.

911
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:18,720
Speaker 3: It plays an instrument?

912
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: No, well not when you learn the clarinet like I did.

913
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: That wasn't hot?

914
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 3: Yes in Clyde who was the hot teacher at this

915
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 3: s girl.

916
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 12: So it's a bit awkward because my partner's listened to

917
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 12: the radio right now and he's going to call me

918
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 12: later be like, I can't believe he caught up about this.

919
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,839
Speaker 12: We had a mister Jackson who taught psychology year ten,

920
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 12: and all the girls took psychology, including myself, just for him.

921
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 12: I never used it. I hated psychology, but it was.

922
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 4: What was it about, principal? What was it about mister Jackson?

923
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 4: Describing for us?

924
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 12: He looked like kind of like a ken doll who

925
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 12: was tall ten, had long tips in his hair. Yeah,

926
00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 12: and a sports teacher as well.

927
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: On the slide, always a sports teacher. Call him Jacko

928
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: like the cool teachers like mister Mason, my favorite. We

929
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,720
Speaker 1: called him Mace, So that would have been jack.

930
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 3: Was that allowed? Were you allowed to call? I knew?

931
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: Who knows. We sort of weren't supposed to perve on

932
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: the teachers either, but we did that all right. If

933
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 1: I said that, you can't say.

934
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 3: That, Michael, what's your situation?

935
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 4: Yeah?

936
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 14: I was in grade three and four at the time,

937
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 14: but the teacher at the time. Her name was miss McIntire,

938
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 14: and we knew she was very attractive because my dad

939
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 14: a parenteges interview even after.

940
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 3: Out hang on. So I'm guessing your dad and your

941
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: mum was separated.

942
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 14: My mom was sitting right next to her.

943
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: You dirty dog. What did miss McIntyre say.

944
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 14: I'm not too sure, but yeah, it was just very

945
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 14: interesting when everyone got home.

946
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: So yeah, mum would have had a few things to

947
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: say on the way home. In the Dennis, I was

948
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: right there.

949
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 3: Can you ask get your son's teacher in front of

950
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 3: your current parts?

951
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: I was the nineties. I'm assuming how long ago was it, Michael?

952
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 11: It was definitely around.

953
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. No social media?

954
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 3: Then really, why do we go to parent teacher interview

955
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 3: and come home with the teacher?

956
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: No, he just doesn't sound like missus teacher interview and

957
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: the kids at the parent teacher interview.

958
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll tell you what, if I knew it was

959
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 3: like that, I'd start.

960
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: Going, have you got a hottie at your kids school?

961
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 4: Chase?

962
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 3: It's a it's a it's a good Christian school, Lauren.

963
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 3: We don't do that sort of thing.

964
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: I don't wait to hear about parent teachers.

965
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 3: Hello Jim, how are you.

966
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 10: Good morning guys. I've been a primary teacher for a

967
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 10: really long time, and this happened sort of back in

968
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 10: my younger days with teaching.

969
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 3: Here we go.

970
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 10: I turned up to school one morning to open my

971
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 10: classroom door, and I had realized that we've had vandals

972
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 10: in the school. And this happened quite often. We had

973
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,640
Speaker 10: coming break into school, and right, it's seeing language and

974
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 10: things like that. Oh, I mean this huge riding it had.

975
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: Missed Jen is hot, Yes, jenraf on the walls. It was.

976
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 10: It was quite embarrassing though, because the parents and the

977
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 10: students started turning out.

978
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 1: There was a huge all right, Miss Jen's a hearty,

979
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: Miss Jet, you are the hotty at school.

980
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: Miss Gen, I'd be like, guys, let's let's let's clean

981
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 3: up the upside down destin. Leave the paint, We'll do

982
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: the paint last, leave the painting up.

983
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: I love that.

984
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 3: No.

985
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: I would have walked around just a bit up myself

986
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: all day. If I was Miss Gen, I'd be like

987
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: you saw it their first kid, Miss Jen is a hotty,

988
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: and I am mischen.

989
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 3: All right, Well, mister Mason is face to face with

990
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 3: Lauren tomorrow night at the high school reunion.

991
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I don't believe that the some

992
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: of the teachers are invited, I seem but I've invited him.

993
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 1: Yeah right, sadllout is the av I haven't seen him

994
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 1: for twenty years.

995
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 3: It follows us everywhere. Awkward awkwork ackword, that's awkward.

996
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 1: We are free of the world's most awkward people. We

997
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: really are, aren't we Strange things happen to.

998
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 3: Us, not with each other, just just in the wild

999
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 3: each other. Hey, if you have something happened to you

1000
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 3: that's awkward, that really, I guess shouldn't be. Give us

1001
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 3: a ring. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Join us on

1002
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 3: the air. Might walk away with six bottles of wine

1003
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 3: from zonzo A State. Enjoy a perfect drop from the

1004
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,399
Speaker 3: heart of the Yarra Valley.

1005
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 8: Great little winery there, great winery.

1006
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 3: They do awesome pizzas.

1007
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: Oh a pizza yum, yim yem. Let's talk all Jase.

1008
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: You don't get you don't get as awkward as Clinton.

1009
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: I do because we often tell you things and I'm like,

1010
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: you are never going to believe what happened, And You're like, well,

1011
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? But we started at a new

1012
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: office here over and there's many things that when you knew,

1013
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: just feel uncomfortable. Clint, you couldn't have been more awkward

1014
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: than walking in on you didn't want to come in

1015
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: on your own on your first aid.

1016
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 3: I waited in the car park.

1017
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I waited for you, Auren, and you were

1018
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,280
Speaker 4: running late, so then I had to come in holding

1019
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 4: hands with you.

1020
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 1: Jason, it should be an exciting time she walked here

1021
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: like iron, Yeah, it's awkward. Well, another awkward thing in

1022
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: this office. So the studios where we are, it's kind

1023
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: of at the back of the office, and to get

1024
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: to the reception, you have to walk through the office

1025
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 1: where everyone sits and works at their desks, and the

1026
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: bathrooms are past the reception. And so every time I

1027
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: feel like I have to leave from our office or

1028
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: our studio right back to go to the bathroom, I

1029
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: feel like I'm doing the walk of shame all the

1030
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 1: way through the and everyone's like, oh, she's off again.

1031
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: She must have you know, bad blooder control or there's

1032
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: something going on with her bowels because she keeps coming,

1033
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: and I feel like and people go, oh, are you

1034
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: off because you're leaving and I go, No, I'm just

1035
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom, So I feel like I'm announcing

1036
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: it to the whole office.

1037
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 4: Sticking with bathroom, I think the beautiful receptionist has a.

1038
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: Like a nightclub, a bolder of bathroom stops.

1039
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,919
Speaker 3: Today I was talking to Aaron Rich, beautiful guy works

1040
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 3: turned the building. Might hear him on over over the

1041
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 3: weekends now, and then we were walking into the bathroom

1042
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 3: having a conversation the other day together. Yeah, the conversation

1043
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 3: continues and I go for the urinal and he goes

1044
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 3: into the store and keeps chatting. Don't do man, When

1045
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 3: you shut the door, the conversation ends.

1046
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say you went to

1047
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 4: the small person's urinal.

1048
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 3: No, No, I've done that at the movies when they

1049
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 3: were all fall everyone got out of the movies and

1050
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,919
Speaker 3: the only one that was left was the kid wanted

1051
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 3: to get down on my knees.

1052
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: You know how I feel about men urinal chat. Let's

1053
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: not do that.

1054
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: Seen down on my knees in the tour.

1055
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: Talking not talking in the bathroom is awkward. Talking to

1056
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: people like whether you're washing your hands, whether you're just arriving,

1057
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: or whether you're coming in and someone's going out, it's uncomfortable.

1058
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 4: There's an array of sound effects.

1059
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: Can you also feel like if it's there's a bad

1060
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: smell in there and you're leaving, you like, oh, that

1061
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 1: wasn't me, that was already there before.

1062
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 4: I that on a plane because the person, the person

1063
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 4: pre you, has done it. And then you go in

1064
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 4: and you're like it takes your breath away, and then

1065
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 4: you have to leave, yes, and everyone judges you.

1066
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 3: Instead for somebody else's mess. I stay in there for

1067
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 3: twenty minutes until there's no sign of it, and.

1068
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: Like wipe down the basin and clean it all up

1069
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: to make it look like you're not the barbaric one

1070
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: who went in there and made all of that mess.

1071
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 3: Can I take you to Westfield now is Southland? The

1072
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 3: other day country road? When they suggest for you to

1073
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 3: try something on, and she's like, I think this would

1074
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 3: suit you.

1075
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 4: You can already in the fitting room.

1076
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 3: I was walking towards the fitting room and they suggested something. No,

1077
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 3: it's even worse when you don't.

1078
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: Know me, Wendy, don't tell me what's going to suit me,

1079
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: and Wendy.

1080
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 4: I'm a large It's even worse when they throw the

1081
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,319
Speaker 4: extra garment over the top.

1082
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: Yes, no, or when you have to stay excuse me,

1083
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: I need it in a bigger size or worse.

1084
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 3: You're trying to get it on so quickly because you

1085
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 3: know you can hear them coming and they're like, how

1086
00:46:59,800 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 3: is it.

1087
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: Leave me?

1088
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 3: We'll come out if I fashion parade. Wendy, thank you.

1089
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh it's good to see. Nothing's changed between the three

1090
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:06,920
Speaker 1: of us.

1091
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: No, no, no, everything. It's the same building, just as awkward,

1092
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 3: just as awkward. Just gone, twelve past eight, Still to

1093
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 3: come this morning. You're a great friend, terrible auntie. Why

1094
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 3: Lauren can't be responsible for my children? We're going to

1095
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 3: get to that come eight thirty this morning. A big

1096
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 3: night last night in Melbourne's.

1097
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: Yes, Pink was in town playing down at Marvel Stadium.

1098
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 4: Before it was banger after banger after.

1099
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: Banger because she played all her old stuff too, so

1100
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, yeah, I forgot about this one.

1101
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: I forgot about it like a pill. It got about.

1102
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: It was so good.

1103
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 3: Did you do Lady Mamaalaye?

1104
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: She didn't do. Lady Marmalade didn't care.

1105
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 3: Christina at Guillery in a case or anything out Florida.

1106
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: Okay, No, she didn't but there were like, I don't

1107
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: know what, fifty thousand people or something at a packed

1108
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: Marvel Stadium.

1109
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 3: Wait start nine pms. I mean, but so worthwhile question?

1110
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 4: Did he stay to the end?

1111
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, because that's when she does a big flyover,

1112
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: A flyover what I can't think of it?

1113
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: What an impact she made? What an impact rockstar?

1114
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 4: So what.

1115
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: Just can't sing it?

1116
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 3: We've got the other one.

1117
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 1: So I went last night. And my dad, who's seventy seven,

1118
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: loves Pink, which sounds odd, right, but he's gone to

1119
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: see her before. She's been around. I mean, she's been

1120
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: around for a long time, and I knew when she

1121
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: was coming out. I was like, I should try and

1122
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: take my dad. But as things happen, you know, it's

1123
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: like you forget they announced tours months ago.

1124
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,839
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Now it'll be like, you know, Blars coming

1125
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 3: to town. Oh when's that or twenty.

1126
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: Twenty seven, and you're like, I want to go to that?

1127
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: And I thought, what a cool thing to take my

1128
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: dad to. Anyway, we managed to get some last minute

1129
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: tickets and I called dad and said, do you want

1130
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: to come to Pink? And he was like, love, I'm

1131
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: absolutely there. And there was a part of me that

1132
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: was like, it's a bit of a schlap, like, to

1133
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: be honest, taking my dad and you know, if he

1134
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom, he'll never find his way back

1135
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: to that. He's pretty cool, my dad, But I was

1136
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: stressed about it. Anyway, I got in there no dramas,

1137
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: my fiance Paul, and my sister in law Steph, and

1138
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: my dad turns up at my house and he's got

1139
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: his pink polo on ready to go so excited.

1140
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 3: Was he going to buy merch? I can see him

1141
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 3: in Yeah, I reckon he was getting a program.

1142
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's up his alley, a program. So he

1143
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: comes over, we all go in together. He's really excited

1144
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: we managed to get in a night. I was just like,

1145
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: we's dad, Let's just make sure dad's, you know, all sorted.

1146
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: We get in, we get to our seats, and the

1147
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: show starts. He's bopping along like he is having the

1148
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 1: time of his life. Standing we were on so there's

1149
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: like on the field and then we were just on

1150
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: the seats on the side, so it was sort of

1151
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 1: sitting standing.

1152
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 3: People would stand in the seatd section.

1153
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: Really, Oh no, you can stand anytime at I think

1154
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: you have to stand.

1155
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 3: Well, no, I've paid for a seat.

1156
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 4: No, but that's designed for.

1157
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: Standing, like if the if the stadium is rock and

1158
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: get on your phone. And then this beautiful moment comes

1159
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: out where Pink comes out with Willow, her daughter, and

1160
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,080
Speaker 1: sings cover Me in Sunshine, and it's so cute.

1161
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 4: And here it is.

1162
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 3: It's just a question how long into the concert do

1163
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 3: they do? Cover Me in Sunshine? So I'm just thinking

1164
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 3: how long's Willow just chilling out the back way?

1165
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 11: Oh?

1166
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about halfway. I think she's thirteen.

1167
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 3: That's ten thirty. We're heading out of school.

1168
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's probably got teachers on the road.

1169
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 3: They waken and saying, hey, Willow, are two songs away

1170
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 3: from cover get ready?

1171
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: She was great. She just comes out for one little

1172
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: bit and then disappears again as well.

1173
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 4: Hit the books.

1174
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, back to bed for you, Willow nap lands.

1175
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 3: On, come on.

1176
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: But you can tell she's a proud, proud mum with

1177
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: her little girl there right, are you too?

1178
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 4: Right?

1179
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: Can you just enjoy a wholesome moment of mother and daughter.

1180
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 3: Wake up, wake up? They won't cover me in Sunshine.

1181
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 1: She got a bigger raw than Pink to be honest,

1182
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: she was a crowd favorite, especially from my dad.

1183
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 4: Right.

1184
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: He loved it. And I looked over to him and

1185
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 1: he just like he was almost a bit emotional watching it.

1186
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: And I just thought, this is so cool that I'm

1187
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 1: here with my dad. Oh yeah, who's seventy seven. And

1188
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 1: admittedly I don't see my dad as much as I should.

1189
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: And I think all of us as kids, we have

1190
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: this intention, especially when we're older and we're busy and

1191
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: we've got work and friends and family and stuff going on.

1192
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: And I just thought, what in what part of my

1193
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: brain did I think maybe it's too hard to take

1194
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 1: my dad to do this. And it was so cool

1195
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: sitting there with him, arm in arm, singing out I'm

1196
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: getting emotional. It sounds ridiculous, but he's seventy seven. Have

1197
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 1: him forever.

1198
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 3: It would have meant the world to him.

1199
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 1: You're going with him, But that meant the world to

1200
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,879
Speaker 1: me too. We had the best time, and I just thought,

1201
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: this is something that we're going to have forever. We'll

1202
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: talk about that concert forever and ever and ever. And

1203
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 1: it was a real moment for me to be like,

1204
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: this stuff's important, you know, spend time with your parents

1205
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,440
Speaker 1: and your grandparents, if you're lucky enough to still have them.

1206
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,439
Speaker 1: I thought about you, Jose last night, and I thought

1207
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: you would do anything to beat a concert with your

1208
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:27,919
Speaker 1: dad's or if you could.

1209
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 3: I remember growing up, like you know, how you'd be

1210
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 3: embarrassed with your parents dropping you off at school and

1211
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 3: stuff like that. And I remember, before dad passed away,

1212
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 3: tak him into work and it was just, you know,

1213
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 3: like later on in life, you're so proud of your

1214
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 3: parents and you're like, hey, come and meet my work mates.

1215
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 3: And I remember Dad sitting in watching me on a

1216
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 3: radio show one day, and it just yeah, it's the world.

1217
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really special. And even if it is hard

1218
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,000
Speaker 1: to do it, or you have to make a bit

1219
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: of effort, just do it. Because even though admittedly my

1220
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 1: dad came over before the show and my brother came

1221
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: down with his new little baby, Ciena, whose dad's granddaughter

1222
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: who's complaing lately, trumped me like Dad's forgotten I existed

1223
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: since he's spent half the night looking at his Facebook

1224
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: comments from the picture he'd put up of his new granddaughter.

1225
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: But we had a great time, and it was I

1226
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: just wanted to remind everyone out there take the minute

1227
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 1: to call your dad or your mum or your grandparent.

1228
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: You've got today. It's really important, and do that stuff

1229
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,560
Speaker 1: when you think you can't be bothered. It's important.

1230
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 3: Absolutely. Glad you enjoyed the concerts.

1231
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: It was she bungee jumped at the start.

1232
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 3: Willow's safe bloody else he's doing nap Plan and Bungee.

1233
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 3: Our kid's got a lot on tonight, eighty thousand at

1234
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 3: the G. Yeah, but you're not getting home from that tool.

1235
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to go to the footage tight.

1236
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: I'm going to sit at home and watch it.

1237
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 3: But by the time you finish that, you home for

1238
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 3: the G it's eleven eleven thirty.

1239
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,879
Speaker 1: I won't make it till full time.

1240
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 3: We were speaking earlier about, you know, like things that

1241
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 3: are too late, like the old nine to fifteen PM

1242
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 3: movie session. I haven't known that since I was eighteen.

1243
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: That's for the kids, is it. Yeah, I get not

1244
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: kids like eighteen year olds. I call them kids.

1245
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 4: Actually, the basketball last night was seven thirty. That's quite

1246
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 4: a good time, you know there just after.

1247
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 1: Nine basketball and it goes for like an hour, doesn't

1248
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: it a.

1249
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 3: Couple of hours late? Social sport like believe it or not.

1250
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:12,919
Speaker 3: I was part of a touch team.

1251
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: That's not can we talk about can we talk you're

1252
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: doing it in the club.

1253
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 3: No touch footy. But it was like nine pm the game.

1254
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 3: I'm like, you can't be doing that.

1255
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, producer arc. She came in this morning and she

1256
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: had netball.

1257
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: Netball here if.

1258
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: You need I had a netball final at eight forty

1259
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:35,359
Speaker 1: last night. Didn't get home till nine thirty, in bed

1260
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: at ten up at three forty five.

1261
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 4: No, no, it's a netball final.

1262
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, the finals get final the prime time.

1263
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 4: Need all the eyeballs on her.

1264
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: But I used to play netball, and this is not

1265
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: the reason I retired. There was many reasons. Of the

1266
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: games were to play. Did you play in the Wags

1267
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: with me?

1268
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:54,879
Speaker 4: I did?

1269
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a team called the Wag.

1270
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 4: We went back to back to back.

1271
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: How is this that Judd was in it?

1272
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 3: She was one of my sons. Has made the Grand

1273
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 3: Final with his basketball team. They charge you to go

1274
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 3: and watch, They charge you or he charged like, you've

1275
00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 3: got to pay to go and watch your own kids

1276
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 3: if they make the Grand fine, do.

1277
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: You have to pay for them to play?

1278
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 4: No? Do you get something?

1279
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: It's free for them to play. Like you don't have

1280
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 1: to pay their membership.

1281
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 3: Well, like, yeah, membership for the season, Yeah exactly, and

1282
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 3: I've got to pay the body go and watch them.

1283
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: And people are doing it tough, and you know what

1284
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:30,320
Speaker 1: you want to get as many people are as grounds.

1285
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 3: That's crazy, Tell me about it. Don't why we found

1286
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 3: a hole on the fence.

1287
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: Did you say, I'm not paying I'm redeeming my ticketing

1288
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 1: vouchers of the canteen.

1289
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Who is a bad influence

1290
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 3: on your children? I've got Apple play in the car,

1291
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 3: so you know it's great. It's really good because like

1292
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 3: you don't have your phone anywhere near you, you're not

1293
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:53,440
Speaker 3: tempted to grab your phone while you're driving. Need exactly.

1294
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 3: If you get a text message, you can hit like

1295
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 3: you know, text on the screen and the old Ai

1296
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:00,480
Speaker 3: Apple voice will read.

1297
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 10: It for you.

1298
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 4: So how apprehensive are you?

1299
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 3: I never ever hit that button if people are in

1300
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 3: the car.

1301
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: You mean, if your wife's in the car.

1302
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 3: I didn't say that.

1303
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: How many times you have visitors in the car?

1304
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 4: She's got you there?

1305
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 1: Yea.

1306
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 3: It's like what are you It's like you're losing the

1307
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 3: car and we're driving along and like Clint rings okay,

1308
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 3: Stana is how a you're on speaker lose here? Yeah

1309
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 3: I did that too, I'm like car And then the

1310
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 3: minute I hang up, they'll be like, why do you

1311
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 3: need to do that? What was he going to say?

1312
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I'm not having an affair with Clint.

1313
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm just like maybe I'm just organizing an amazing anniversary

1314
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: dinner exactly. I didn't want it to be ruined.

1315
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,320
Speaker 3: And you get the look of death the minute you

1316
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 3: go on speak and lose here.

1317
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 4: If you want to say I was to have an

1318
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,800
Speaker 4: affair with anybody, it would not be you.

1319
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: Thing is when when you answer the phone you haven't

1320
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,399
Speaker 1: said that and they start talking about something really deep

1321
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: and you have to look at your partner and be like, oh.

1322
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do that. Just don't say so I'm going

1323
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 3: to leave him. I'm not happy. Oh pulls here if

1324
00:56:55,320 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 3: you want to say high Claire. So the other day

1325
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 3: I was doing school pickup and I got a message

1326
00:57:04,239 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 3: from one Lauren Phillips. Now I was like, I was

1327
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 3: about to turn out on the south Road, so I'm

1328
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:12,719
Speaker 3: watching to my right to see any cars coming.

1329
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,280
Speaker 1: You don't hit play on Apple play in that moment

1330
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: Felix did.

1331
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 3: He was sitting in the front seat, so he just

1332
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 3: leaned over and hit bang on the screen. And that's

1333
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,520
Speaker 3: when I received a text message from one Lawrence.

1334
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,680
Speaker 2: Dragon Lady said, Hey, sorry, I missed your call last night.

1335
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 2: I was watching Maths. The guys on there this year

1336
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 2: are all wakers.

1337
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 4: Go unpack a few things. Your phone is dragon Lady.

1338
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: That's strong, dragon Lady. How very dare you?

1339
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 3: So? I replied, just being cheeky and said, ah, well,

1340
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 3: I had some really good goss, but I've forgotten it now.

1341
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 3: That's when she sent.

1342
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 2: Dragon Lady said, don't be a dickhead.

1343
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:01,560
Speaker 3: Spill now the kids and you know what kids like

1344
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 3: you didn't know at this point, you didn't know.

1345
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,520
Speaker 1: You didn't know. You're on Apple car Play or whatever

1346
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 1: it's called.

1347
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 3: Well, when kids hear adults swear and how they get

1348
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 3: it all excited and the kids are in the card

1349
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 3: the word and at that point I was like, oh, Heyls,

1350
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 3: I should let you know. The kids are in the cart,

1351
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 3: so watch what you say. Send as like as the

1352
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 3: words have left my mouth. It's like red rag to

1353
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 3: a bull exactly.

1354
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: I knew.

1355
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: I poked the bear and I got.

1356
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 2: This dragon lady said, Hey guys, pooh bum we Dad

1357
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 2: told me you can have empty donald's for dinner. Good night, Bobs.

1358
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 2: Would you like to reply?

1359
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: No, what I said all the swear words and I

1360
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,439
Speaker 1: said they could have McDonald's for dinner.

1361
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 3: That's fun.

1362
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: That's what you call being the fun Auntie. Did they

1363
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: love it?

1364
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 3: Though? What do you reckon? They wanted to reply? You

1365
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:56,760
Speaker 3: should have heard the language come out of their mouth

1366
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 3: for the reply.

1367
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 1: Siri wouldn't know how to spell some of those words.

1368
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. That's good.

1369
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: That's good for me.

1370
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 3: Who is a bad influence on your kids?

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00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,400
Speaker 1: Adele in Clyde North, good morning, Hey guys, welcome back.

1372
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 12: It's been a while since the big mate day.

1373
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Adele.

1374
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: Adele, talk to us. You've got kids.

1375
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 11: I do ten and six, which you guys know because

1376
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 11: they absolutely absolutely love you.

1377
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 3: Guys.

1378
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 11: I'm going to dob in my sister. She is a

1379
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 11: bad influence. There's a few things. Actually. One when we

1380
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 11: go to gravity zone, which I'm not sure if you

1381
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 11: guys know, I know it well.

1382
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: At the sky diving scene.

1383
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 3: No no, no gravity zone, Stanley Frankston Way, there's like trampolines,

1384
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 3: and there's laser four solo. There's also a parents bar,

1385
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 3: isn't there, Adele?

1386
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 11: Oh wonderful. Yes, my sister is very well aware of

1387
00:59:52,360 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 11: that one.

1388
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:55,520
Speaker 1: She's the fun Auntie.

1389
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 11: The advice she gives them is that if anyone is

1390
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 11: in your way, just push them, because you can make

1391
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,200
Speaker 11: it look like that they've tripped over on the trampoline

1392
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 11: or they really bounce too much. And literally just got

1393
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 11: a text message while I was on hold from my

1394
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 11: sister that my son called her at nine o'clock last

1395
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,800
Speaker 11: night from my husband's phone. Leave it a message saying

1396
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,760
Speaker 11: that if she can afford to take my daughter to

1397
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 11: the city, she can afford to give him twenty bucks.

1398
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 3: All the money, fun, all the money, Adele. Good to

1399
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 3: hear from me, dalk question, is it wrong to leave

1400
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 3: a place like Gravity's own in a taxi? No, I've

1401
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 3: got a parent's barbie.

1402
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 4: That's great.

1403
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 3: Smart idea smart either one.

1404
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: Every place should have a bar. I remember a night

1405
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: to leave the hairdresser in a taxi? That's right, gotse

1406
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: I was getting my color done, and god knows that

1407
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: takes a long time.

1408
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 3: Tell you what's strong? Watching school pick up after like

1409
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 3: the anual Mother's Day lunch at the school, and it's

1410
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 3: just a lineup of uber Yeah, white Camri white CAVORI

1411
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 3: is a silver one, even Steve, there's mum hanging out

1412
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 3: the front window. Get in the back, honey. We're talking

1413
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 3: bad influences on your kids.

1414
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: And I resent this because you're you're doing this, because

1415
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: you're saying I'm a bad influence on your kids. I

1416
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 1: send you to have a bit of fun.

1417
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 3: I sent Lauren a text message the other day in

1418
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,960
Speaker 3: the car saying just watch your language. Kids are in

1419
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 3: the car.

1420
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 2: She replied with dragon Lady said, Hey guys, pooh bum

1421
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:30,479
Speaker 2: we Dad told me you can have empty Donald's for dinner.

1422
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,560
Speaker 2: Good night, bum boobs.

1423
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: Would you like to reply very, that's funny, very Gary.

1424
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 4: Prospect is you could have said a lot worse.

1425
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 9: I know.

1426
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: Thankfully he warned me. The kids are in the car.

1427
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. He's a bad influence on

1428
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 3: your kids.

1429
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: Let's go to Brunswick, Nicole. Good morning, You're the bad influence.

1430
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,479
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I take that with a badge of honor.

1431
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: Okay, great, me too.

1432
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:56,320
Speaker 3: What have you done?

1433
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 11: I my niece and if you live.

1434
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 15: In Adelaide and over Christmas, I kidnapped them and talk

1435
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,479
Speaker 15: took them to Melbourne for a week and my sister

1436
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,880
Speaker 15: gave me very strict rules about, you know, feeding them

1437
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:14,920
Speaker 15: at bedtime and I was like, yeah, follow that. You

1438
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 15: do not follow that at all.

1439
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 3: So they're like gremlins. He you can't get them wet

1440
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 3: and you can't feed them after midnight.

1441
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: Sorry, if the fun Auntie has the kids, I'm not

1442
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: just giving them carrots and watermelon. It's babysitting, mate, Like,

1443
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: get the S and V popcorn out, babe, give him

1444
01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: some salt vin your pa.

1445
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 4: Absolutely.

1446
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: We met Red Lemonade when I in our friends kids

1447
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: over The only reason I'm doing it is so that

1448
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:39,400
Speaker 1: I can buy the kids snack skill free and its myself.

1449
01:02:40,680 --> 01:02:46,200
Speaker 3: We met Losing Uncle at Luna Park on a Sunday Sunday,

1450
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 3: a Sunday afternoon, at five pm, and he gave them

1451
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 3: the biggest cup of lollies I've ever seen in my life.

1452
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 3: His pure speed. Have a great night.

1453
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's not exactly what it is. Don't accuse

1454
01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: lo his uncle of doing anything.

1455
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,360
Speaker 3: He's nice, you know, I'm just saying that as well,

1456
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 3: you know, give him speed, great trip on the way home.

1457
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:08,720
Speaker 1: Honestly, a little lemonade every now and then, No, especially

1458
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:10,439
Speaker 1: on a Sunday.

1459
01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 3: Night, Katie, and bad influence on your kids. Who is it?

1460
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 12: It was my cousin. He it was Christmas Day.

1461
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,919
Speaker 10: We're at my grandparents' farm, and he promised.

1462
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,439
Speaker 12: My kids the whole day that he bought them the present. Sorry,

1463
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 12: he promised to give him a present all day, in

1464
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 12: every ten seconds. So I asked him for the present

1465
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:29,600
Speaker 12: and he's like, yeah, yeah, in good time.

1466
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 11: I'll give it you in good time.

1467
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:32,720
Speaker 3: Anyway, we get in the car ready to leave home.

1468
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 12: It's an hour and a half drive home, and he

1469
01:03:34,600 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 12: handsome recorders, like all.

1470
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,640
Speaker 9: To just listen to that music.

1471
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 1: I love him. I did that to Jason his children.

1472
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: We had yesterday where anything they asked for, I said yes.

1473
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 3: To recorders, a karaoke machine.

1474
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: I took them shopping at the w They got a

1475
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,200
Speaker 1: keyboard with Madonna headsets, a karaoke machine.

1476
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 3: Worst in my life.

1477
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 1: That's a great gift for a kid that's not yours.

1478
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 8: A recorder.

1479
01:03:58,200 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 3: Let's go to the thumb out in the phone room.

1480
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: His name's producer Broke.

1481
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 5: Hi, guys, we got a call from Daniel, and she

1482
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 5: told us before that her mother picks her kids up

1483
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 5: twice a week. They live in their largely vegetarian house

1484
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 5: at night, but she takes them to KFC twice a

1485
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:13,880
Speaker 5: week after ye.

1486
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 3: Can't I argue with the colonel.

1487
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: Colonel's always on a second. I'm not allowed to send

1488
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 1: a text with pooh bum Wi that buyd KC no props.

1489
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,919
Speaker 3: Have you had their popcorn chicken?

1490
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 4: It's pretty delusious.

1491
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 3: We could be here all that.

1492
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren Jason Lauren wake up feeling Good on over

1493
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: one hundred.

1494
01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 3: Jon Lauren on socials