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Speaker 1: This Friday podcast, go settle in. Where are you going?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 1: We've got the doing the introbut for the what do

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Speaker 1: you mean You're out? You gotta well? Is Ian from

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Speaker 1: Coodgie around it all?

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Speaker 3: I mean Ian from Coogie is the newest listener of

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Speaker 3: the Fitsy and whipp podcast. You got in touch on Instagram,

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Speaker 3: which you can do if you want a podcast shout

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Speaker 3: out from the boys.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what do you know about Ian?

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Speaker 3: He that his name is spelled with just three letters.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you can spell one differently else do you spell

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Speaker 3: spell it.

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Speaker 4: E O, I M.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think those people are Scottish and we don't appreciate

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Speaker 3: our Scottish.

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Speaker 1: We only take it as that's correct. He The only

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Speaker 1: I and I know is Ian Smith, who of course

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Speaker 1: the frpedo. Ian Smith is Harold from Neighbors.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 1: So you're talking about big names in this nation, you

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Speaker 1: start with Ian Smith. He played the played the bugle,

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Speaker 1: could he or the trump trump bone?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: The tuba?

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Speaker 5: The tuba?

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Speaker 3: Do you know that? Ian Smith has a reputation behind

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Speaker 3: the scenes of being completely inappropriate on the Neighbours tours.

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Speaker 3: A kids once said to him, why are you so fat?

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Speaker 3: And he said, because every time I leno beeper it

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Speaker 3: to your mother.

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Speaker 4: She gave me a biscuit.

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Speaker 1: You're kidding me.

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Speaker 4: Shouldn't have asked him? And I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Is that true?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: I sat next to him on a plane one time,

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Speaker 1: Melbourne to Brisbane. We didn't say a word. Really, I

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Speaker 1: would have thought he would have at least said, hey, you.

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Speaker 4: Go oh you wanted him to talk?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I was going to go, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: how are you Captain Tuba on the on the bugle?

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Speaker 1: What a pity you didn't chat because I'm a huge fan.

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Speaker 4: Podcasts.

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Speaker 1: You know, a while ago you told us a story

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Speaker 1: about your wife falling off a BMX at a wedding

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Speaker 1: and she made a deal with you that that footage

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Speaker 1: would never come out.

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Speaker 7: Still got up.

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Speaker 1: I want to see it.

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Speaker 7: I need to see it. I'm sitting on it. But no,

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Speaker 7: my wife has changed. I don't know what I think

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Speaker 7: what happens.

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Speaker 1: And I can almost relate to her because footage was

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Speaker 1: taken of me last night and I have said to

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Speaker 1: my wife, she took the footage, she also talked me

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Speaker 1: into doing it. That that footage will never see the

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Speaker 1: light of day unless someone hacks eye cloud. That footage

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Speaker 1: will never come out.

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Speaker 7: You finally got to touch your toes. Did you know.

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Speaker 1: That fruit is out of season? And what happened was

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Speaker 1: the kids have got a VR headset and what they

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Speaker 1: love to do is explore different natural wonders around the

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Speaker 1: world through virtual reality.

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Speaker 7: It's still under virtually.

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Speaker 1: So they sit there and the footage they have is

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Speaker 1: this was Jack's Christmas present. The footage they have is

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Speaker 1: of the apes, the big apes, the gorillas in the

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Speaker 1: congo right. And what happens is you put on the

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Speaker 1: virtual reality goggles and you can see all the beautiful

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Speaker 1: wilderness around. You can see the jungle, and you can

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Speaker 1: see the vines and the trees and the palms, and

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Speaker 1: then the gorillas start making their way out of the bushes,

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Speaker 1: coming up to you. So the experience is like you're

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Speaker 1: right there. You need to turn around and see these

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Speaker 1: beautiful beasts from a baby to a huge silver back. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Lisa had to go of the goggles and she was

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Speaker 1: so blown away. She suggested we could make it even

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Speaker 1: more real for the kids. So she asked me, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know why I agreed. I sat there with

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Speaker 1: VR and then had their hands on my body to

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Speaker 1: make the experience even that bit more real. So the

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Speaker 1: the kids with their goggles on, touching me like the

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Speaker 1: silver back is legitimate. So there's one bit of footage

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Speaker 1: where the big silver back comes up and he sits

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Speaker 1: see in the video hands come out and they're touching

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Speaker 1: the silver back. So for that moment, yes, so they're

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Speaker 1: rubbing their hands through my back hair, my shoulder, had

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Speaker 7: It's like, wow to touch I'm touching a silver real gorilla. Well,

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Speaker 7: they can be quite aggressive too. You have to, like

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Speaker 7: I was hungry at you have to have the kids

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Speaker 7: on edge.

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Speaker 1: They have to make it.

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Speaker 7: Really Did you make the noises?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't make the noises because they were

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Speaker 1: already in the video and the experience. But the hands

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Speaker 1: on had to match what they were experiencing visually, and

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Speaker 1: there was only one way to do that. It was

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Speaker 1: to get the big silver back sitting on the floor

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Speaker 1: in the living room. That was my night last night,

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Speaker 1: sitting there while they picked at me, like I was

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Speaker 1: a giant silver back, and I just thought, this is

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Speaker 1: a new low. This is a new low as a dad.

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Speaker 1: Lisa thought it was very funny. That's why she started

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Speaker 1: taking I have to agree to do it, no, but I.

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Speaker 4: Can't decide if I'm proud of your commitment to parenting

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Speaker 4: and your kids experience, which is really horrified that you

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Speaker 4: let your family abuse you, like well when there was the.

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Speaker 1: Enough pressure of it. Do it, dad, Come on, do

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Speaker 1: it dad.

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Speaker 4: Oh we've all tried that on my dad's for something.

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Speaker 4: Your role as a dad is to say no to everything.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you've got the virtual reality set their kids, mate,

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Speaker 7: immerse yourself in the world. You don't have to feel that's.

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Speaker 4: Surely you have a fluffy rug or a pillow that

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Speaker 4: they could have just rubbed an old tea.

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Speaker 1: It was realistic, because my back.

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Speaker 7: Virtual reality will take off one day, won't it.

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Speaker 1: It depends what you use it for.

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Speaker 4: Well, certainly not filming your wife's birth and makes you coworks.

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Speaker 1: If I got that birth video and make them watch it,

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Speaker 1: and then I got you, you know the part with

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Speaker 4: Birth where I was vomiting about it and.

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Speaker 1: You looked at it and I showed you that youth,

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Speaker 1: not that center. Right. If I got a bucket of

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Speaker 1: jelly and put it in front of you, that would

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Speaker 1: be a similar experience where you're fully immersed, aren't. You'll

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Speaker 1: be touching that jelly like it was the center. Wow, Thomas,

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Speaker 1: if my wife has quietly been in contact to you.

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Speaker 7: The reality right now with this break, Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 7: like we are. We could well, we could film it

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Speaker 7: in here often lead.

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Speaker 1: And you'll be back in the room. We could relive

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Speaker 1: this moment anytime.

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Speaker 7: You know what, nothing beats a cozy winter getaway.

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Speaker 1: Or escaping to a tropical paradise.

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Speaker 7: What if dot com helps you make up for getaways that.

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Speaker 1: You've missed, plan and book everything, travel all in one place,

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Speaker 1: jump online or on the what if app? What if

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Speaker 1: it's Auzzie for travels with.

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Speaker 8: Why are we talking to you?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 7: Is this directed at you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm not at all. Generally we chat because we're under

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Speaker 1: contract and stuff, so that's what we do as a

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Speaker 1: radio show. But why are we talking to you normally?

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Speaker 1: Suggests Tommy has found a very interesting guess for a

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Speaker 1: particular reason.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's right. This person has gone vi all all

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Speaker 9: across the world. Influenza A, not influenza A. They are no,

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Speaker 9: I won't say too much.

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Speaker 7: Is it monkey pox? It's not.

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Speaker 6: It's not the original monkey pox. You guys ask me

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Speaker 6: a couple of little cues, A couple of little questions.

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Speaker 1: Okay, tell you if you're Tommy as a producer is

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Speaker 1: often quite bringing topical things to the table.

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Speaker 7: Is the creator of the dab.

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Speaker 1: The move?

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Speaker 6: It is not the creator of the dab?

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Speaker 4: Are they celebrity?

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Speaker 6: They have close ties to one celebrity in particular.

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Speaker 1: I know who it is?

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Speaker 7: It Rebecca Black from Friday?

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Speaker 4: It's Friday?

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Speaker 1: Is it Anthony Albanezi's son?

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Speaker 7: Cool?

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Speaker 1: We're going to talk about his handsome looks.

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Speaker 6: You're both incorrect. There are very close royal ties here, okay?

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Speaker 7: Any relation to the royals?

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Speaker 6: Tom not related to, but very close to.

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Speaker 4: Megan Markle.

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Speaker 7: It's not Sarah Ferguson's sister.

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Speaker 4: Is it Jane?

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Speaker 7: Jane? She lives in Australia, doesn't Jazz can?

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Speaker 1: I guess?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you get Kate Middleton's dad with the party

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Speaker 1: supply business?

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Speaker 6: What it's not Kate Middleton's dad.

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Speaker 4: Uncle from my beather?

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Speaker 8: Is it?

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Speaker 6: I wish it was though that would be very fun.

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Speaker 6: I guess, yes, have another guess?

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Speaker 1: Can I have a guess? Because she's been on TV?

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Speaker 5: Here?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Am I on? She's been on TV. She did a

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Speaker 1: morning show not long ago. Yes, no, Tom, is it

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Speaker 1: the Australian girl who looks exactly like Kate Middleton?

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Speaker 6: You are one hundred percent correct?

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Speaker 7: Say hi to Britney Dixon. Oh wow, Hello, hi Brittany.

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Speaker 1: It's quite strange to look at you. Brittany. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the fitting and we're for show.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 7: When were you made aware that you were very you

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Speaker 7: looked very similar to Kate Middleton? Was this before she

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Speaker 7: even married Will? Did you know then? Or did it

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Speaker 7: as you got older you sort of saw it?

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Speaker 10: I think it was definitely as I got older. I

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Speaker 10: hadn't had any compliments, probably before before then, but it

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Speaker 10: was mainly very recently.

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Speaker 5: I have a TikTok account.

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Speaker 10: I needed to post my paintings in my aunt and

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Speaker 10: I started getting so many comments people telling me I

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Speaker 10: look like Kate Middleton.

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Speaker 5: So that's how it all started on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Pritty, is there anything more annoying than when people

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Speaker 1: come up to you and say, yeah, I guess guess

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Speaker 1: who you look like.

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Speaker 10: I don't find it annoying because I love Kate Middleton.

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Speaker 10: She's you know, she's beautiful, she's like the duchess.

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Speaker 5: You know. It is a nice compliment to get, so

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Speaker 5: it's very nice.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, have you been asked to audition for the Crown?

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Speaker 5: I have so, Yeah, I sent you in the application. Wow,

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Speaker 5: and yeah it was really exciting.

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Speaker 4: So what did they do? Did they fly you over

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Speaker 4: and get you to take your likeness in person?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I don't. I don't know what their process will be.

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Speaker 10: It's I'm sure it's a very long audition process, but

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Speaker 10: at the moment, it's very exciting.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, you were similar height to Kate Middleton.

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Speaker 10: I think I saw she was like one hundred and

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Speaker 5: So yeah, we're very similar.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So that's quite uncanny, brute, isn't it? Well, the

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Speaker 7: like that? Can you get paid for this, Brittany?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I have heard that you can. It's amazing.

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Speaker 10: There's all sorts of look like out there, like a

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Speaker 5: And I think it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: And you haven't heard from Middleton at all.

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Speaker 1: When I saw you the other day on TV and

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Speaker 5: Work, beautiful, Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's extraordinary. But that must be that must play hand

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Speaker 1: onto Caate Middleton and say, not only do I look

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Speaker 10: Well, yeah, she did study art at UNI, so I

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Speaker 1: Like a younger Kate Middleton, I think, yeah, fair, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 10: So I think the casting was for the eighteen year old,

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Speaker 7: Cra How good is that you would have to be?

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Speaker 7: Looks wise? You know number one running in the running?

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Speaker 1: Well, I apparently, but I look a bit like Rob

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Speaker 1: Kardashian and I've been trying to make a bit of

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, go for it.

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Speaker 1: Sarah looks like Reese Witherspoon.

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Speaker 7: Yes, Tom looks like Russell Brand.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Some looks more like Jeffrey Rush.

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Speaker 6: You look like blobcard Ashian.

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Speaker 1: That's a bit rude, just because I've got a couple

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Speaker 1: of ajs. Britt Do you whinning give the website a plug?

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Speaker 5: Britt Yeah? Sure, why not? It's Brittany Edison art dot com.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, congression, Well, Congretslace, Let's hope let's cross fingers that

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Speaker 7: the audition goes well for the crown. Brittany. We appreciate you,

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Speaker 7: Thank you so much for having me. Thanks, thanks yet.

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Speaker 1: A little all a little all, all right, guys, I

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Speaker 1: got three riddles. What's interesting today is as people tune

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Speaker 1: in from all over the globe, we welcome them. Is

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Speaker 1: that I've got three riddles. Now. One of them is easy,

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Speaker 1: one of them is extremely misleading and a little bit racy.

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Speaker 1: You might say I'm working blue too much. And the

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Speaker 1: other one is a true thinker. What do you want

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Speaker 7: Thirst, I want to go home.

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Speaker 4: The fourth riddle?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you pick, all right, Well, I'll go with the

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Speaker 1: easy one to start with. Guys, I have multiple hearts

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Speaker 1: but cannot breathe. I can be hard or up your sleeve?

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Speaker 1: What am I? Don't you on the blue one?

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Speaker 11: There?

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Speaker 1: This riddle will sound a little bit funny when it's

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Speaker 1: when it's stiff stick this is this is not too early.

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Speaker 1: When it's stiff stick it in, it goes in dry

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Speaker 1: and comes out wet.

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Speaker 4: Whiskey.

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Speaker 1: No, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It

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Speaker 1: comes out dripping and and starts to sag. I kid, no,

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Speaker 1: you hope there's no rip in the bag.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, what is it?

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Speaker 1: I'll give it to you again. When it's stiff stick

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Speaker 1: The longer it's in, the stronger it gets, it comes

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Speaker 1: out dripping and starts to sag. And you hope that

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Speaker 1: there's no rip in the bag. What is it? Sarah's

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Speaker 1: my bag? Sarah has just poured herself a drink and

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Speaker 6: It's not cement, not a bag of cement.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not tom any thoughts. My wife one has

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Speaker 1: one every night. She loves it. In fact, I make

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Speaker 1: it for her every.

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Speaker 6: Night, so well we know, really, yeah, sir, pedmint tea.

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Speaker 1: It's a tea bag, Tom. We'll give it to you.

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Speaker 10: It is a.

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Speaker 1: Well done, buddy.

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Speaker 6: Oh would you like to chat with Mandy?

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Speaker 1: Called through high Mandy good Born.

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Speaker 4: In how are you?

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Speaker 7: What's your riddle? Love?

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Speaker 10: Right?

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Speaker 12: I have three eyes and only one leg, and you'll

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Speaker 12: be sorry.

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Speaker 1: Three eyes and one leg.

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Speaker 6: Go near me and you'll be sorry, bay me, or

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Speaker 6: you'll be sorry.

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Speaker 7: Buy me or you'll be sorry.

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Speaker 4: Eyes on one leg?

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Speaker 7: Three eyes? Is it a phone?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: Is it an alien?

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Speaker 7: Because I was thinking of the three eyes on the phone?

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Speaker 7: May or you will be sorry, bayby, or you will

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Speaker 7: be sorry. Do you know what it is?

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Speaker 1: Leno wants to have a crack David, the man, the myth,

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Speaker 1: the lenin Hi, Mandy from Mescot, Lenno from Gladesvielle is

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Speaker 1: it traffic lights?

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Speaker 2: Leona?

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Speaker 6: Your pardon?

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Speaker 1: Love you many thanks man, you have a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: One more for you guys. What word becomes shorter when

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Speaker 7: Short?

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Speaker 1: Thomas Brown, Army Fitzy. You can go home now, mates, ohly,

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Speaker 1: just realized we're fit?

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Speaker 7: How is this one only just realized? But experts have

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Speaker 7: disproved the one year is equivalent to seven dog years.

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Speaker 7: Oh how they're saying it's much longer.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 7: This cannot be right because they're saying it's closer to

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Speaker 7: thirty And the reason why is that I didn't know this.

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Speaker 7: But a dog, you know, a dog can actually get pregnant.

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Speaker 7: A female dog can get pregnant. Yeah at nine months?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 7: At nine months? That's a quick turnaround early it can

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Speaker 7: get pregnanty, hang on, hang on.

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Speaker 4: A puppy can get pregnant.

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Speaker 7: Are you saying the turnaround time if a dog's are

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Speaker 7: given birth, is it still a puppy nine months?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying is at nine months old? Or the

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Speaker 1: turnaround time after giving birth is nine months in terms.

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Speaker 7: Of how mature a one year old dog is. A

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Speaker 7: nine month old dog can have puppies.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 7: So what they're saying is that would be equivalent to

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Speaker 4: Sure, so that's like a puberty level.

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Speaker 7: See, I mean Cooper passed away at thirteen years of age.

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Speaker 7: So does that does that make Cooper three hundred and

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Speaker 7: ninety years of a Yeah, he was so wise, far.

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Speaker 4: Was so tired and you used to make him do

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Speaker 1: War exhaust of the poor thing. What about this one?

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Speaker 1: When you see an ad for a watch, do you

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Speaker 1: have you ever noticed that the hands on the watch

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Speaker 1: are always at ten and two. No, this is because

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Speaker 1: That's why watched hands are at ten and two in

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Speaker 7: I've never want to say. If you watch his happy,

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Speaker 1: It shows a smile on the watch for for sales

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Speaker 1: marketing is so so clever. Guys.

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Speaker 7: All right, let's go to our first call this morning.

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Speaker 7: Henny in Liverpool. Hi, Henny, Hey, how you going have

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Speaker 7: you even more Henny, Henny Penny, what have you only

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Speaker 8: Well, I've only just realized basically, when you're walking up

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Speaker 8: I'm always making the mistake of, you know, using the

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Speaker 8: I just realized that if you could see the hinges,

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Speaker 8: and so that's helped me a lot as well.

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Speaker 1: Feeling a bit silly, definitely, Henny. Fore you thought we

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Speaker 1: were you born Henny? Or is Henny a shortened way

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Speaker 1: of saying your name Anny?

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Speaker 8: No, No, that that's the full name, Hanny.

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Speaker 7: It's still I mean, you should have a sign up there.

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Speaker 7: And it's a lot, you know. I suppose that it's

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Speaker 7: where the hinges are. Then you're going to work out

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Speaker 7: which way.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, if you look at that door there

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Speaker 1: and you look at that hinge, you'll go, I know

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Speaker 1: it opens that way, it comes towards us.

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Speaker 7: We'll see that's the other Well, what if it goes

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Speaker 7: the other way.

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Speaker 1: Well, then you open it the other way, But how

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Speaker 1: do you know where?

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Speaker 7: Where would the hinge be if it was the other way.

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Speaker 1: On the other side of the door, so you'd know

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Speaker 7: What's he You don't know that? That's the thing I do.

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Speaker 7: It's still it still takes a while to establish.

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Speaker 1: Well, you can see the barrel of the hinge.

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Speaker 7: That's that's a tough one, and heny will not Gloriana,

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Speaker 7: what have you only just realized?

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Speaker 12: I just realized that if you look at if you

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Speaker 12: write the word swims in lower case and turn the

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Speaker 12: page upside down, you can still read the word swim.

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Speaker 1: Wow, genius, really good.

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Speaker 12: What can I say, Gloria, I'm well, thank you.

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Speaker 7: That is so good. Swimme turn it upside down and

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Speaker 7: it swims again. Rache's giving us a call from North Ryde.

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Speaker 7: What have you only just realized?

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Speaker 12: Well, I've got a toddler. He's about seventeen months old.

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Speaker 12: So I've been singing myself ursy rhymes say, and you

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Speaker 12: know what I just realized, humpty darky.

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Speaker 4: Nowhere in that nursery rhyme it actually mentions.

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Speaker 12: That he's an egg.

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Speaker 1: Humpty dump just sat on the wall all the kings.

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Speaker 7: But isn't it it's a very visual.

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Speaker 6: You may not get you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there was always that visual, you know, photo of

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Speaker 7: Humpty Dumpy on the top of the wall. He always

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Speaker 7: looked to be creepy as well. So did that change

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Speaker 7: things for you or isn't it?

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Speaker 12: Well, it made me a little bit confused because he

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Speaker 12: fell off the wall and broke, but he wasn't an egg.

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Speaker 5: So because a confusing person.

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Speaker 4: You can still put a person back together again after

453
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Speaker 4: a fall, you can.

454
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:06,480
Speaker 1: But where where is the big Humpty Dumpty here in Australia?

455
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 1: When there was a kid and sat on his feet

456
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,920
Speaker 1: and he sits on the wall, huge Humpty Dumpty? Is

457
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 1: it in Newcastle? Coming out in Queensland? Where's Big Humpty Dumpty?

458
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,840
Speaker 1: Maybe that's gone.

459
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 6: Whip You are correct, it's in mill dur.

460
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 4: Holiday's Rock.

461
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 1: Go out of your way see Australia holiday here and

462
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 1: visit Humpty Dumpty.

463
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Speaker 7: That is unbelievable, Nicole and Ingerdean, what have you only

464
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 7: just realized?

465
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Speaker 3: So I've only just realized that Barbie's real name is actually.

466
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 7: Not Barbie itself. It's Barbarella. Isn't it.

467
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 6: It's Barbara Barbara?

468
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,520
Speaker 7: Is it Barbara?

469
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Speaker 1: I didn't know that.

470
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:57,440
Speaker 7: Barbarrella. Barbarella was used to be a time warper nightclub

471
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 7: that we used to go to when we.

472
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: Were eight years you fantasies outside of the studio.

473
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,920
Speaker 7: She used to get up and dance.

474
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Speaker 4: Never get it.

475
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was Barbara either. Id nevern't really

476
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 1: thought about it.

477
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Speaker 7: Well, Barbie is short for Barbara, Kenneth, he would be.

478
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 4: It might be Barbara and Kenneth a little bit.

479
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Speaker 1: It's a Middle America couple. Nicole, thank you, says we

480
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 1: need a winer for only just realize that's tough. What

481
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 1: are you going to do? And the lineup's been strong?

482
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 4: Henny, Henny had a good name.

483
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Speaker 7: Congratulations Enny. How's this unbelievable? Forty nine years of age?

484
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Speaker 7: Felix gret Harson. I mean you weren't, as he's from Iceland,

485
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 7: you would go the Great Arsland Line.

486
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: Well, you'd have to the entire time.

487
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Speaker 7: Well, Felix, he was an electrician. Back in ninety ninety eight.

488
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,119
Speaker 7: He went out with the aim of fixing an electrical

489
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Speaker 7: line that served five hundred homes in the local area. However,

490
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Speaker 7: there was confusion as to what part of the I

491
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 7: needed fixing, which led Great Arson touching the wrong wire.

492
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:10,159
Speaker 7: He subsequently electrocuted himself and plummeted thirty two feet to

493
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Speaker 7: the ground Jeez. Recalling the incident, Great Arson said, I

494
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 7: didn't remember until years after, but I fell down. I remember.

495
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 7: The only thing I felt was pain in my belly

496
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 7: and confusion. He said, with a trauma like this, the

497
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 7: body shuts off. I had no feeling of burning arms

498
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 7: and broke it and he broke his back. He was

499
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 7: just in complete shock. His arms were set on fire

500
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 7: during the incident, and his colleagues rushed over nearby nearby

501
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 7: Rivet to put out the flames. The last thing he

502
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 7: remembers were the kind words of a colleague who was

503
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 7: trying to keep him calm as they tried to douse

504
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Speaker 7: out out the flames. Fortunately for him, he lost his arms,

505
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:56,879
Speaker 7: both arms from the shoulders downsideow blew them off for

506
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 7: he crushed them or he just well, they just had

507
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 7: to ampute. Bad ass were gone. But no, not bad arms.

508
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 7: And it was Great Arson. That's his name, was his name,

509
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,399
Speaker 7: And unfortunately his arms were gone now for years after that.

510
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 7: Unfortunately he became addicted to painkillers. Right, I completely changed

511
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 7: his life and lost his wife, lost him. The thing is,

512
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 7: he got his life back on track, and he heard

513
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 7: the advancements in technology and in health these days, and

514
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 7: he heard that there were procedures that might could be

515
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 7: done where you could replace an arm. Now, this is

516
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 7: a huge I don't think it's ever been done before.

517
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 7: Transportency what he needed. He needed an arm and a shoulder,

518
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 7: but he needed two of them. Never been done before.

519
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 7: He found a doctor who said, I might be able

520
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 7: to do it, but I'm not one hundred percent sure,

521
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,680
Speaker 7: so I can't go ahead with this. For years and

522
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 7: years he's begged this guy. And if they have just

523
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 7: recently completed the first ever double arm and double shouldered transfer,

524
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 7: it it is amazing.

525
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: Where do they get the arms from?

526
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 7: I don't know. You would have to wait for the

527
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,159
Speaker 7: arms obviously of.

528
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 4: A car crash for what are you waiting for? A

529
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 4: blood match? Is that all that needs? Because it's not

530
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 4: like an organ, is it? I guess maybe it is.

531
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: You need a blood match, I would think, says, but

532
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 1: you also need arms, the actual physical arms.

533
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 4: No, no, but if someone passes away doesn't mean that

534
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 4: organs can be used, does it so? I guess an

535
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 4: arm might.

536
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 7: Say he moved halfway around the world just to be

537
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,160
Speaker 7: in chance of having this surgery and begging this one surgeon.

538
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 7: Finally he got it. Fifteen hours it took for surgery.

539
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

540
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 7: And it's been six months later. He is slowly starting

541
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 7: to move the arms. As you can see there down

542
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 7: the bottom.

543
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 11: He actually is on the barbecue. Well, he's on the

544
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 11: barbecue's having to win. But he's got like a sling

545
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 11: there that he has to hold them up a bit,

546
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 11: hold them up a little bit. But his dream is

547
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 11: all he wants to do. He's got a new life,

548
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 11: new kids.

549
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 7: He wants to be able to hug them.

550
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: And not them, just hug him.

551
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 7: Wouldn't go near the barbecue after that accident you had,

552
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 7: would you know?

553
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: What's the what's the first thing you do with your

554
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: new arms? Sides?

555
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 7: Hug? Flick you the bird.

556
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 6: The fact?

557
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: Shut the fact up. That's right, guys. We go around

558
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,959
Speaker 1: the room. Everybody has got a fact or joant today.

559
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: That's right, guys, shut the fact up. Let's get into it.

560
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, well said, we are around the room.

561
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: Everybody has fact. Well, I've got a fact I've got

562
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: the fact for today, but is everybody else telling the truth?

563
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 6: Well, I've secretly selected one of you to bring a

564
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 6: true fact. Sign here. Yeah, we've got three facts to

565
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 6: or true. So in here we've got three facts to

566
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 6: a false one is true. Get fact, and this morning

567
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 6: Andrew is going to be calling out and choosing which

568
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 6: Prince Andrew fact. I'm not the Prince. Sorry, couldn't get him.

569
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: Maybe next week.

570
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 7: Unfortunately he hasn't been able to produce too many facts.

571
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: Don't ask him about it.

572
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 6: I can rumber with the Do you mind if I go?

573
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 7: Sure?

574
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: And any other Simpsons quotes as we go around them.

575
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which is good?

576
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 7: Got the murmur very funny dress to a part.

577
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: It was a kaftan. It was fancy dress.

578
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 7: It was boho. I'll just go with a moment.

579
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 1: It was worth the way there.

580
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 7: It is right. I've got the weight which.

581
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: He's got a bad cough. Don't make him laugh, his

582
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: leopard skin jacket and he's trying everything to feel better.

583
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 6: It was yesterday.

584
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,359
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. I've got the truth here.

585
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: I have the only fact in the room. Jean Nitich,

586
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: who was the inventor of weight watchers, divorced to husband

587
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 1: Marty in nineteen sixty one after he confessed that it

588
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: actually had weight loss surgery and it was against the

589
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: brand and against what they were trying to build together.

590
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 1: But he had lied about it and they broke up

591
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 1: over that. In the weight Watchers business.

592
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 4: The thing is, though, was he part of the program

593
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 4: because originally it was sort of just targeted at women.

594
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: He was also one of the key founders, says they

595
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: created weight watches together. That is fact. You've learned something

596
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 1: there the history of weight watches, right, my fact.

597
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 4: The shortest commercial flight in the world lasts just fifty

598
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 4: seven seconds distance of two point seven kilometers.

599
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 7: No, you don't have to get onto a plane to

600
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 7: do it, sir, but you do it.

601
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 4: You don't look, you don't want to walk the two

602
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 4: point seven you might have bagged.

603
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,239
Speaker 1: There are some parts of Europe there where you might

604
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: be crossing a body of water possibly, and to do

605
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: that you need to fly. And you're right, it goes

606
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: up and comes down.

607
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 4: You have fifty seven seconds commercial flight.

608
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 6: Shut the fact up.

609
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: Well, it's not true because I've got the fact.

610
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 7: Paul Gallan. We all know Paul Gallan, don't We had

611
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 7: a great NRL career and doing really well in boxing

612
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 7: as well. Will he continue his career? You know, Paul Gallant,

613
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 7: it's not his real name. His actual name is Paul Gareth.

614
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 7: He changed it when he started playing sport professionally to

615
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 7: make himself seem more intimidatingly.

616
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 4: I don't know. Gareth's a pretty intimidating, more.

617
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 7: Intimidating Gareth and n that people with two first names

618
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 7: you cannot trust them, So he changed at the Gallant.

619
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Speaker 7: He loves drinking beer by the Gallant.

620
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: Is that true? All right, Well that's a stretch.

621
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Speaker 6: We have three facts this morning. There's the history of

622
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 6: weight watchers from Whip the shortest flight in the world.

623
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 6: And Paul Gareth.

624
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, Paul Gareth.

625
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 6: There we go, Andrew, who has the truth this morning?

626
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 2: Good morning guys, Look fifty mate, support up on your side.

627
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 7: There, but no chance to let you go on?

628
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: Sorryte, Sorry mate, Sarah, great soul, beautiful person.

629
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to let you go to Oh.

630
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 12: You're going to take it for me.

631
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,920
Speaker 2: Come on, let's bring it on, all right?

632
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: Well, the fact I gave you is in fact absolute bs.

633
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it's not see Andrew.

634
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 4: If you're back to the beauty. You're found out Scottish Island,

635
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 4: separated by just a fifty second fifty seven second flight.

636
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 4: So yeah, the troop is made by one of two

637
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 4: eight seed planes, and it can take a fraction longer

638
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 4: if the wind is blowing in the wrong direction, or

639
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 4: actually be even shorter than we are now airborne.

640
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: Thanks Andrew the fact.

641
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 4: Sarah the brand new season of the multi award winning

642
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Speaker 4: series Hags.

643
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: Starring any Winner Jeans.

644
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 5: She's now streaming only on STAN.

645
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 4: The top trending stories in entertainment Today, Ellen DeGeneres has

646
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 4: walked onto set for the very last time, or the

647
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 4: last episode has aired. She's in tears. Porsche de Rossie,

648
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 4: Jennifer Anniston, Pink and Billie Eilish all sitting in the front.

649
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she'll be telling herself, Look, I was going

650
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: to wrap up anyway. It had nothing to do with

651
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: how I treated the stuff.

652
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, how did you.

653
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 10: Deal with it?

654
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 4: Well, she's she has revealed they're going to, I think,

655
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 4: go on a big trip to Africa.

656
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: She loves Africa, she does.

657
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 4: So that is what she's going to focus on now

658
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 4: take her move away from career sort of stuff.

659
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: She has a wildlife fun, doesn't she Yeah, she does.

660
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 4: I think she has quite a lot of good work.

661
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 7: What I mean, no more alarm clocks? Isn't that amazing?

662
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 7: And I just hope she set herself up, you know,

663
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 7: like Ives died well eighty grand a year.

664
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Speaker 4: What do you think Ellen is worth?

665
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 1: Oh, she's worth at least two million dollars, I will say, sir,

666
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to say three hundred milre. I would go, no,

667
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: I have not seen your screen someone like that. I'm

668
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: going to go two hundred to two fifty Tommy when

669
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: I have a guess, So can I go four fifty oh?

670
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 4: Five hundred mil?

671
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: Five half a b mate?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she was getting seventy five a year I think

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Speaker 4: for the TV show.

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Speaker 1: Seventy five million a year.

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Speaker 7: Then you get text on that you let me do

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Speaker 7: a monthly fee?

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Speaker 4: How cruel is the government? So the wedding, that's sort

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Speaker 4: of well, it's divided at because the wardrobe of the

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Speaker 4: wedding guests was pretty interesting. But the Kardashian wedding that

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Speaker 4: has been everywhere all week, Courtney Kardashian, Travis Barker. They've

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Speaker 4: just revealed how much it was, how much it costs

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Speaker 4: around three point five million dollars have money. Well, haven't

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Speaker 4: listened to how that breaks down. So the private jets

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Speaker 4: to get everybody there would have cost about nine hundred grand,

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Speaker 4: because I know amazing all the different family members, no

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Speaker 4: private jets, no rex here catering. I think they were

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Speaker 4: talking of the adultra and Gabarna table settings one hundred

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Speaker 4: and thirty six thousand.

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Speaker 7: I heard the past a portion was really low. As

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Speaker 7: well saw that this.

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Speaker 4: Is the thing. Everyone was having a laugh online. But

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Speaker 4: as if those facts look at them, none of us

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Speaker 4: have got an inch to pinch. They do not stuff themselves.

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Speaker 1: It was fast. Pastor as Well says.

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Speaker 7: They did it on over each cerone Monte Carlo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 4: The wedding dress that wasn't because it really was just

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Speaker 4: a piece of pajama where they sang up to about

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Speaker 4: five hundred.

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Speaker 1: Grand and he was ferrari formal higher was here he was,

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Speaker 1: I think so.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the big one though, in case you were planning

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Speaker 4: for your birthday, whips Andrea Bercelli performing or singing a

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Speaker 4: few songs. He did the first dance for them. He

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Speaker 4: sang it. Yeah, how much is Bcelli seven hundred and

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Speaker 4: forty nine thousand.

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Speaker 7: Wow, how many songs?

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Speaker 5: Said he did?

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Speaker 4: I think he did four for them. Maybe it was the.

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Speaker 1: First time he was actually happy.

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Speaker 7: He was blind. Well, you had Andre Pelli performing your

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Speaker 7: didn't you at my wedding?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 7: At your house? No, certainly did not.

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Speaker 1: And a man that sings and Robert Charlie songs ah right,

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Speaker 1: but didn't get he was nine hundred thousand, ah two songs,

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Speaker 1: so I paid a little bit more than the Kardashians.

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Speaker 4: And finally goes Ryan Reynolds. This is an awesome story.

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Speaker 4: He sat down with David Letterman for the Netflix series.

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Speaker 4: He's such a generous guy, Ryan Reynolds, but he told

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Speaker 4: this great story of when he was twelve years old.

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Speaker 4: He's one of four boys, and all he wanted was

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Speaker 4: to get his ear pissed. And his parents were pretty clear,

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Speaker 4: especially his dad, that that's just not something you're going

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Speaker 4: to go and do. And he was like, nut up yours,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get my ear pissed. And he told

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Speaker 4: his brothers and they were all warning him against it,

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Speaker 4: and this is what happened.

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Speaker 2: My brother said, you're going to die. You're going to

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Speaker 2: show up at dinner tonight and dad, there will be

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Speaker 2: a messy stabbing desk because Dad will take one of

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Speaker 2: the utensils and stab you. I went off with one

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Speaker 2: of my friends and his mom and we went to

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Speaker 2: Seares or wherever the hell you go, and she signed

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Speaker 2: the content from right gardenearing. I came home and I

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Speaker 2: get to the dinner table. Sweat was quite literally dripping down,

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Speaker 2: like onto my lap. And I'm looking down and I

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Speaker 2: can feel his gaze kind of hit me, and he

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Speaker 2: mutters some swear word under his breath, and I kind

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Speaker 2: of look up and I see that all three of

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Speaker 2: my brothers had gotten an earring to to sort.

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Speaker 7: Of oh save me.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful, because he was the younger so he wouldn't get

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Speaker 4: in trouble from Dad, so they all had them.

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Speaker 1: Glad you didn't have any brothers fits, because fits. I

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Speaker 1: remember that the footy club when your dad so he

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Speaker 1: prints Albert for the first time.

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Speaker 7: Were you the one that got an earring in in

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Speaker 7: this tone?

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Speaker 12: Now?

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Speaker 4: You got a belly button ring, didn't you?

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Speaker 7: You got yourself an earring?

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Speaker 1: Didn't you a belly button ring?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I gave myself an earring. Did you stuck a needle

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Speaker 1: through the top of my wing was that ever cool?

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Speaker 1: It was cool man? And and I went out for

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Speaker 1: dinner and I had like long hair, and I said, hey, Dad,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about this? And he went nice

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Speaker 1: on a mile to eleven earing get me a double

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Speaker 1: scotch on the rocks.

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Speaker 4: And then did you but did your sisters ever do

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Speaker 4: anything and stand up for you like that?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 7: That made me really ting they didn't at all.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, guys for your Friday. We do it

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Speaker 1: every week. Riddle Time returns that fits in with this

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Speaker 1: show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows

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