WEBVTT - Best of 2024 - Hayesy Reveals His AFL Super Power 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:08.160 We got get every day Adelaides. So around about this 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:11.360 time yesterday, we discovered a really unique ability, and that 0:00:11.600 --> 0:00:13.560 is Joe. You can tell you in terms of A 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:18.840 listers and celebrities which ones have had affairs and specifically 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:19.239 with who. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:23.640 Yeah, I have this ridiculous ability to retain information about 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:27.600 high profile A list affairs. It's not going to save humanity. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:29.720 It's not a superpower that's going to get me anywhere, 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.720 but a superpower nonetheless. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:36.040 Tested yesterday you went six from six Ellen Nordegren Woods. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.839 Yeah, he cheated on her with multiple women. Some of 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:41.519 them were nightclub hostesses. One was Rachel you could tell, 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.920 another one was I reckon Jamie Grubbs. He left a 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.920 voicemail on her phone saying, Hey, my wife's going to 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:49.400 call you. She's been through my phone and I just 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:51.479 need you to lie for me and delete the number. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:53.400 That would be huge. I think his words were. 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:57.120 Huge, Hinker, I've just got here. He cheated with more 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:01.520 than one woman. It feels good to be a champion, 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:01.920 doesn't it. 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:02.760 Yeah, it really does. 0:01:02.880 --> 0:01:04.480 And so on the back of that, we thought, oh, 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:06.720 surely Hazy's got a superpower. 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:09.920 And then it occurred to me, you do you do. 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:14.200 I have thrown football as names at you before, and 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:17.440 you have this intability to either say A what their 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.959 number is or B how many games? 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:20.520 They played? 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:21.320 Am I correct? 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:21.680 Yeah? 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:23.200 I think it stems from the fact that I really 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:25.119 wanted to be football so bad but never got there, 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:29.360 so I would focus my attention on people who made it. Okay, 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.240 So are we doing this? Yeah? 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:31.960 I reckon we are. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:34.880 This is concerning. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:39.240 From the producers that brought you Jody and Hazy celebrity 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:40.240 cheating scandal. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.200 Quiz Come is the next beat? 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.600 Quiz Jody and Hazy? 0:01:44.840 --> 0:01:51.960 Important course, legends games playing career queen rolls off the 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:52.680 tongue leader doesn't. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.800 It doesn't a bit of feedback for producer Black, just 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.200 a tiny bit wordy. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.760 We were saying, I'm me intro. But that's okay, which 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:03.040 is it's charm. Yeah? Here we are, okay? Are you ready? 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:05.520 Right? 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:06.680 Okay? 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:08.640 So I have got We're going to go one for 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:11.880 one here, I've got four Crows players, produce a flag 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.360 over there, has got three Port Adelaide players. They're all 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.040 legends of the game. Do you know Andrew Hayes how 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:18.320 many games they played? 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:20.240 Are you ready? 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:20.600 Yes? 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:22.680 I am going to kick us off with an easy one. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:27.679 Mark Roshoot Toot otherwise known as Mark ru Raschuto. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.080 That's an easy one, isn't It's round and twelve games 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:34.560 for the multiple Allustrolian. 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:38.080 What eight time Allustroia, I don't know that your okay. 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.760 Believable Saints, thanks for that absolute piece of candy to 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:41.280 kick off. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.560 There we go, one from one doing yourself? 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:51.840 Sorry, all right, hear me again? Next round, place produce 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:52.239 a flak. 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:53.800 You're up with a port Adelaide legend. 0:02:53.840 --> 0:03:00.799 Let's go former captain dom CASISI right, that's a good one. 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.160 I'm going to say two hundred and twenty eight games. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:11.480 Oh my god, Doc, beautiful man as well. Gorge absolutely 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:12.440 sensational person. 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.880 He's he's a mortgage broken now he looks after all 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:15.880 the audience finances. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.520 O god, you go, there you go. So you need 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.480 somebody you can trust with your money, go to donc Ceci. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:25.040 Yeah, all right, you're ready for Crow's legend number two. 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.280 Nigel Smart, Nigel Smart, let's go two hundred and seventy 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.720 eight games. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:30.240 Shut off. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:36.920 I can't remember. 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:42.600 My kid's birthday played by Football's She's incredible. What a superpower. 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.480 Three all right, I only get you on this one 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:50.920 current legend, going around one more time, Travis Boke. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.000 Travis Boke, come on, hit me with something easy. Three 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:57.080 hundred and seventy one games. Oh my god, yes, he's 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:58.800 kind of Can I save you some time as well? 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.120 It's one hundred games ahead of his good mate Robbie 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.480 Gray on two hundred and seventy one. 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:10.520 No what, I'm gonna have to change the players, Robbie. Okay, 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:11.960 give me a second. 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:13.920 I'm removing Robbie Gray, putting someone else in. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:15.000 Why you doing hash? 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:18.040 Okay, I'm going to hit you with my third Crow's legend, 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:19.160 Andrew mcclowd. 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:23.240 Andrew McLeod See. I always wanted Andrew macloud to go 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.200 one more season to get to the magic with three 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.360 hundred and fifty game milest time, but his knees wouldn't 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:28.679 let it, so we had to finish on three hundred 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:38.000 and forty games. Unbelievable thing. Whoa amazing Okay, thank you 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:39.480 very much. All right, here we go. 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.320 I've replaced Robbie Gray and I've got you on this button. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:43.800 I've absolutely got you. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.919 Is it all legend? Not total games, but total games 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:51.520 for port Adelaide. Please Gavin wanganeen. Okay, it's funny you should 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.600 say that's the gav And Wagon. And of course played 0:04:53.600 --> 0:04:55.560 one hundred and seventy three games for Eston, which means 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.800 he played one hundred and twenty seven games for Port Adelaide. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.479 That takes us to a total of three hundred games. Flack, 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:06.960 you're a freaking you are a freak of nature. Okay, 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:08.640 but I can't even tie shoe las. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.720 All right, okay, are you ready this? There is no 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:15.040 way known on earth that you were knowing me? All right, ready, 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.080 not so much a chross legend, but a bit of 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:18.960 crowd favorite. 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:24.520 I'm going to say, Wayne, do you. 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.039 Know why this is fun Why? 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:26.719 Oh? 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.400 Because I was obsessed with the Weed, So I know 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:34.880 this off the top of my head. That's sixty eight games. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:37.760 That is amazing. The Weed played sixty eight games. He 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.720 had the impact of someone who played three hundred and 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.200 fifty such was his popularity. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.520 Because every time he touched them all who. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:49.040 Jadie, that is an amazing superpower. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:54.320 Stand corrected, because I thought you were an absolute. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:06:00.160 Let's talk phone etiquette. So Julie Lambert Burnett, She's from 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:04.520 the Sydney School of protocol. She has revealed the most 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.960 annoying phone habits rapped. Okay, I'm gonna take you through 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:09.760 my top five. Go on, and not my top five. 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.479 This is her top five, because I feel like there's 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:13.800 a lot of these things that you'll hear and you'll 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.680 be like, oh my gosh, my partner does that. And 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:18.960 even I know that I do several of these things 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.640 and it frustrates the hell out of my wife. Not 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:25.200 in the top five, but a very worthy mention Number nine, 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:30.040 overly loud phone conversations. I knew this, would you up struct? 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:31.200 Okay? 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.760 There is a special place in hell for people who 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:37.480 have conversations on speaker And it happened yesterday in Chebo. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.360 Just the guy just sitting there, just having the loudest conversation. 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.560 And I will death stare you. I can guarantee you. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:44.520 I will stare you. Do you do something about it? 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.279 Yeah, But he's so entrenched in the conversation, doesn't know 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:48.000 that you're looking at it. 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.120 That's the thing. People are so oblivious. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.800 And what about those people who watch something, who watch 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.920 their programs without headphones in. 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.800 A public space? Is it one night at the gym? 0:06:57.880 --> 0:06:59.960 Who will be on the stepper and who will watch 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:03.880 a series? Watching it like as loud. 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:06.440 As you like, like where are you? Headphones? 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:06.920 Grow up? 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:07.760 Grow up? 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:09.520 Goodness say it's twenty twenty four. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:09.960 Grow up. 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.000 But also, I don't want to hear conversations. I've got 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.840 no interest in you talking to Auntie Marge about what 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:16.800 you're having for Christmas lunch. Oh don't give it? 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:21.360 Whoa geez? Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I really 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:24.640 hit a nerve here. Dad's an absolute coprits for this, 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:28.240 aren't they. It's a bad thing. There's as a bloke 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.000 on Instagram called will Give. He's a comedian. It's very, 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.640 very funny. And this is his little skit on Dad's 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:34.480 answering the phone. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.560 Oh what mate, the weather's been pretty good. The last 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:44.760 couple sorry, is good. I might yeah you're yeah, yeah, 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.640 a couple of things. Just gonna talk. 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:54.280 About what happens. What happens. I think it's a different 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:57.320 generation where for some reason it's entrenched in your brain. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.760 That's these mobile phone things. Oh you better speak up? 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:00.920 Yeah yeah. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:02.880 But the only thing wrong with that skin is he 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:07.360 says Saturday most Dad's I know, go sadday, no A 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:08.840 in Saturday. 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.120 Another worthy mention to this one. It's not in the 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.000 top five, but it's something I'm very guilty of. If you 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.360 can ask my wife car being glued to the fund. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.480 Oh yeah, I don't even know what I'm looking at. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.440 It's just there. I'm scrolling. Sometimes I'm I'm scrolling a 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:21.080 lock screen. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:24.080 How annoying is it too? 0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:25.440 When you go to bed and you know you have 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:26.880 to go to sleep, you know you have to get 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:29.480 up early, but you just find yourself mindlessly scrolling. 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:31.360 You're like, go to sleep. You know what you should 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:32.680 be doing, but you just don't do it. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.600 Just force to have it all right, Top five. Number 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.080 five using phones at the dinner table. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:37.480 Ye, annoying kids do that. 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:42.199 Absolute should never happen kids. Number four phone calls at 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:46.840 inappropriate times. Yeah, put it on flight mote, silence it, 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:50.040 you know what I mean, gives me so he's starting 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:50.560 the fire up. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:53.240 Yeah, doctor's office. Don't make a phone call when you're 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.160 waiting in the doctor's office. We're all sitting there waiting. 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:57.320 It's inappropriate. That's an inappropriate time. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:59.160 Yes, you're about to get some news that's really going 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.839 to embarrass you. You don't need to hear someone's in 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:02.600 appropriate phone call. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.280 You know, someone's walking past with a little cup of 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:06.160 urine and you're on the phone to Aunt Marche. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.320 You know it's inappropriate very well, Yeah. 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.040 Distracts you. Knocks the cup of urine, bang opens up 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:15.520 on your face. Disaster, That's how it goes. Number three, 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.160 constantly checking notifications. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.320 Oh don't you turn yours off? 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:23.800 Well, otherwise your phone would constantly be pinging. 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:25.960 You're clearly getting more notifications, and the. 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:32.800 Mind doesn't very often when I notify you that I 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:35.520 have text, you will just promptly ignore that for about 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:36.160 six hours. 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.280 It's good by me. Is trying to live in the moment. Yeah, 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.520 it's great, very honest. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.440 With you, and I'll be like, okay, that's a very 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:46.760 very large spell on the toilet because it's been several hours. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:49.360 Again, just living in the moment. Okay, So can you 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:51.840 all up getting some me time? Number two taking too 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:52.600 many photos? 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:55.920 Oh yeah, there, don't even start me on this. 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:56.920 Am I looking at here? 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:57.760 Ladies? Not me? 0:09:58.120 --> 0:09:59.880 No? I don't you take too many. 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.920 I don't take you to most of my cameralls of 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:02.280 you two. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.199 You're taking a photo right now. 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:05.600 I've got it down. 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.480 It's potentially ended friendships for me, Like when you go 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:11.880 out with people they wanted to do is take photos. 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:13.920 I can't be bothered with this anymore. 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.720 Okay, here's the number one you're ready. The number one 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:22.240 most annoying phone habit is texting during conversation. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:22.679 You did that? 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:23.719 Excuse me? 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.560 Sorry? You both do that? Do I do that? 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:27.920 Specfully? What do you mean? I do not do that? 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:29.199 Take this? 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.120 It's that time of the year, Joe. It's very very 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:36.760 exciting stuff. No, no, no, no no, we'll talk about Christmas. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.600 We're talking about when all the dictionaries release their words 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.440 of the year. Oh yeah, Should I give you a 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:42.559 quick little history lesson? 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:42.880 Sure? 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:47.000 Last a few days. So Colesworth was the word for 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:48.720 the Australian National Dictionary. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.120 Center, combination of Cole's and more Worths. 0:10:50.120 --> 0:10:54.480 That's what on Colin's Dictionary had Brat, which we learned 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.320 was and just a quick little recap summer summer Charlie 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.120 x X all over it isn't. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:00.760 She I'm so keen for my brad summer. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.680 Actually, I'll just be hanging out with little brats all summer. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.199 Not that much fun at all. Yesterday we had in 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.840 shitification from macquarie Dictionary. 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.679 Christmas service becomes worse and worse. She becomes in. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:20.400 What yeah crazy true truth she spent away and right 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:26.520 now dictionary dot com, we got a new one. I 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:32.840 need to tears. Producers are we demure demure meaning you please 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.000 explain it to us and use it in a sentence. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:39.440 So something is very demure, It is very reserved, quite modest, mindful, 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:41.080 and we know it. 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:43.640 Blew up on TikTok because there. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:46.000 Is a very funny, very funny creator. Her name is 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.079 Jews Lebron, and she was talking about her makeup being 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.440 very demure, very mindful. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.280 This clip in particular is very demure, very cute. 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:59.720 Make up for work, very demure, very mindful, look very present. 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:02.120 All the way I came to the interview is the 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.440 way I got to the job. A lot of you 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:07.200 girls got to the interview looking like Marriage Simpson and 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:10.920 got to the job looking like Paddy and Summer, not demure. 0:12:11.720 --> 0:12:15.040 Now you've connected with the older people. Do not ever 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.719 go to a job interview looking like Paddy or Selma. No, 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:19.920 because you look terrible and you probably smell terrible as well. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.200 Cigarette, Yeah, like a lot of cigarettes, and you'd sound 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:25.160 very husky. How would you say, demil. 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:37.559 Demure, very cutesy Friday, Friday Friday. I told you it's 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.960 for Jones, rain Piale or shine or even if at 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:43.240 Santa's Wonderland we will speak to Ryan fitz. 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:47.160 Is certainly no way we've said this before. Can we 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:48.840 kick into a weekend without our. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:50.800 Fix of fitsyn't even there is? 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:51.600 Good morning man. 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.360 I'm just shattered that that I'm not at the Wonderland 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.240 with you guys, because what a great place that is 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:59.079 for kids. I mean for us it was always the 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:03.439 archipagra the was saying as wonder land, but for you 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:07.040 guys to have families there and to enjoy the day, 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.800 I mean we I think it's time to start putting 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:10.720 the Christmas tree up. 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.800 It's not December yet, but it's just around the corner. 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.480 And if only you work for Nova and you could 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:16.560 get some free passes. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:17.320 Ah well, shun. 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:22.120 It is a good timing year, though, isn't it. It's 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.160 a great time with you know what, the Fitzgerald's. We 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:26.680 always usually we pick a house. We go to the house. 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.680 My cousin Shane rocks up with his homemade bourbon, which 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:31.120 is fine. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:33.960 Nothing could go wrong. 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.719 Yeah, what about One year Mum was working at the 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.080 dental surgery down on beach, right at Christie's Beach, and 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.320 someone come in and said, would you like, Claire, would 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.160 you like to buy some bill of Bong t shirts? 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:45.880 And she said, oh, do you know what? My son 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.040 is a massive surfing he loves to surf. This is 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.640 when I was younger. I'll buy five of them. If 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.720 they're that cheap, I'll buy five of them. Took them 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:57.800 home and gave them to me for Christmas. And unfortunately 0:13:58.320 --> 0:13:59.800 I can't wear a fill of Bong. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:00.520 Tea s I can. 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:05.839 And the funniest moment was as soon as I said that, 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:07.559 my cousin Shane goes, I wear them. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:13.959 Can I ask of Shane's homemade bourbon? Bourbon is one 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:17.520 of those spirits that traditionally makes men very angry. I 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:22.560 can only imagine what it would do if it was somewhat. 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:28.400 It is actually not bad, but that's the Fitzgerald family Christmas. 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.280 So I'm looking forward to her guys that well, the 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:33.040 weather's been magnificent leaning up so far, so it should 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:33.400 be great. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.200 Can I ask a question, do you do Chris Kringle 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:37.720 or do you are you sort of buying each person 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.040 and individual present. 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.440 So this year it's changed up. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.600 I'm not sure if your kids are aware or Joe, 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:46.239 you're aware on YouTube? 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.040 You know the Norris nuts, Yes? 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.880 Oh yes do I yes? 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:54.000 So they're a lovely family. Saber Norris kicked it off. 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:55.720 She's a great well, they're all great. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:56.840 Surfers and skaters. 0:14:57.640 --> 0:15:00.560 But they have had so much success through YouTube they've 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.760 actually bought themselves a house each in BONDI. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.280 This is how much money they make. 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:08.040 It's crazy. 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.560 But they as a family, they're a lovely family and 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.320 it's good for the kids to watch. But they do 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:15.280 this thing where the mum and dad give them some 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.360 money and they'll go to a store and buy each 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:19.680 other gifts. So this year we're going I think we're 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:23.440 doing a Marion trip and it's one hundred dollars and 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.680 you've got to buy a present each for each other 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.440 and then we present them on the day. So that's 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:31.880 what our Chris Kringle is for the family this year. 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:33.600 Is that the only thing you get involved in terms 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.240 of other presents. Fifty like it. Do you ever buy 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:39.320 presents or is it just BJ's job? And not because 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.720 you're lazy, but because you know. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.160 It's genuinely because you're lazy. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:48.000 I loathe it so much coming up with ideas like 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:51.000 and it's like, oh, well, that would be so funny. 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.800 It's a kangaroo scrotum bottle opener. 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.760 They love that. 0:15:55.760 --> 0:16:00.440 It's so funny. Never used it, never used it. But yeah, 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:01.600 that's that's how I set. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.440 Up this year. So Lenny wants a PS five and 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.400 he's been asking quite a bit at the moment, but. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:07.520 Yeah, enough. 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.200 I remember when I was younger, I wanted a Commodore 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:16.280 sixty four for years. I asked Santa Claus for years. 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.800 Three years didn't get out. I'm going this is a disgrace. 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:22.200 And then one I'm not joking. One year there was 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:25.440 a there was a present under the tree that was 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:28.200 long and it was rectangular, which was sort of like 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.480 the sort of the size of the Commodol sixty four 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.800 and the keyboard, and I thought, this is it, and 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:37.040 I am not joking. Santa Claus gave me a set 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:43.480 of Bible story books and Mom and Dad were sniggering 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:46.800 in the way over in the corner, just laughing their. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:51.360 Heads off to see my reaction. Cruel. How cruel is that? 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:51.760 Yeah? 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:53.800 That is shocking, you know, if it's a you know 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:56.520 comedy better than us. But I feel like with your 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:58.440 young lad, if you were to I don't know, maybe 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:00.320 strap a PS two or p S three and call 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.400 it a PS five, I think that Peo would very 0:17:02.480 --> 0:17:04.040 much enjoy that. 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:05.320 He's a great idea. 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:09.359 Oh, well done, that is a great Christmas sorded in 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:10.760 the Fitzgerald's well done. 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:12.600 Hey, it's so good to talk to you. 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:14.199 As per usual, we'll have to get you out here 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:15.760 to send us one land on the ice, skates on 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:17.440 the ice, skating in God loved to graceful. 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:19.399 Oh yes, would love that. 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:23.080 We'd love enjoy guys, and we'll speak to you next way. 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:29.119 Your father, he's on the money list. J six nothing 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:32.720 not the Friday edition where we go in the blue direction, Yeah, 0:17:32.760 --> 0:17:34.719 and straight back up after seven o'clock. But right now, 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:40.120 very very blueberry saucy. Now you love stories involving faulty penis. 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.639 Well, I'm sorry, what have you got? Okay? 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.680 A man in New Mexico has been awarded the biggest 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:51.520 medical payout in history after doctors irreversibly damaged his Can 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.600 I not sent it yet? 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.600 When you clapped, I just assume you're going to say penis. Okay. 0:17:57.440 --> 0:18:01.600 So he got four hundred and twelve million dollars in damages. 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.879 It is the largest medical mail practice payout from a 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.360 jury in US history. 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:08.879 Take us through the second largest. 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:11.720 Okay, so that was a woman's boob. 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:15.640 No, that was That was former basketball player Alan Navarro. 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:18.240 He was water turning sixteen million in Florida. He was 0:18:18.320 --> 0:18:21.680 misdiagnosed his headache for a stroke. Oh no, He went 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:23.320