Speaker 1: We got get every day Adelaides. So around about this
Speaker 1: time yesterday, we discovered a really unique ability, and that
Speaker 1: is Joe. You can tell you in terms of A
Speaker 1: listers and celebrities which ones have had affairs and specifically
Speaker 1: with who.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have this ridiculous ability to retain information about
Speaker 2: high profile A list affairs. It's not going to save humanity.
Speaker 2: It's not a superpower that's going to get me anywhere,
Speaker 2: but a superpower nonetheless.
Speaker 1: Tested yesterday you went six from six Ellen Nordegren Woods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he cheated on her with multiple women. Some of
Speaker 2: them were nightclub hostesses. One was Rachel you could tell,
Speaker 2: another one was I reckon Jamie Grubbs. He left a
Speaker 2: voicemail on her phone saying, Hey, my wife's going to
Speaker 2: call you. She's been through my phone and I just
Speaker 2: need you to lie for me and delete the number.
Speaker 3: That would be huge. I think his words were.
Speaker 1: Huge, Hinker, I've just got here. He cheated with more
Speaker 1: than one woman. It feels good to be a champion,
Speaker 1: doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really does.
Speaker 2: And so on the back of that, we thought, oh,
Speaker 2: surely Hazy's got a superpower.
Speaker 3: And then it occurred to me, you do you do.
Speaker 2: I have thrown football as names at you before, and
Speaker 2: you have this intability to either say A what their
Speaker 2: number is or B how many games?
Speaker 4: They played?
Speaker 3: Am I correct?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it stems from the fact that I really
Speaker 1: wanted to be football so bad but never got there,
Speaker 1: so I would focus my attention on people who made it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So are we doing this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I reckon we are.
Speaker 1: This is concerning.
Speaker 6: From the producers that brought you Jody and Hazy celebrity
Speaker 6: cheating scandal.
Speaker 1: Quiz Come is the next beat?
Speaker 5: Quiz Jody and Hazy?
Speaker 1: Important course, legends games playing career queen rolls off the
Speaker 1: tongue leader doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't a bit of feedback for producer Black, just
Speaker 2: a tiny bit wordy.
Speaker 3: We were saying, I'm me intro. But that's okay, which
Speaker 3: is it's charm. Yeah? Here we are, okay? Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: So I have got We're going to go one for
Speaker 2: one here, I've got four Crows players, produce a flag
Speaker 2: over there, has got three Port Adelaide players. They're all
Speaker 2: legends of the game. Do you know Andrew Hayes how
Speaker 2: many games they played?
Speaker 4: Are you ready?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I am going to kick us off with an easy one.
Speaker 2: Mark Roshoot Toot otherwise known as Mark ru Raschuto.
Speaker 1: That's an easy one, isn't It's round and twelve games
Speaker 1: for the multiple Allustrolian.
Speaker 3: What eight time Allustroia, I don't know that your okay.
Speaker 1: Believable Saints, thanks for that absolute piece of candy to
Speaker 1: kick off.
Speaker 2: There we go, one from one doing yourself?
Speaker 1: Sorry, all right, hear me again? Next round, place produce
Speaker 1: a flak.
Speaker 3: You're up with a port Adelaide legend.
Speaker 1: Let's go former captain dom CASISI right, that's a good one.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say two hundred and twenty eight games.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Doc, beautiful man as well. Gorge absolutely
Speaker 1: sensational person.
Speaker 2: He's he's a mortgage broken now he looks after all
Speaker 2: the audience finances.
Speaker 1: O god, you go, there you go. So you need
Speaker 1: somebody you can trust with your money, go to donc Ceci.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you're ready for Crow's legend number two.
Speaker 1: Nigel Smart, Nigel Smart, let's go two hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: eight games.
Speaker 2: Shut off.
Speaker 5: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: My kid's birthday played by Football's She's incredible. What a superpower.
Speaker 6: Three all right, I only get you on this one
Speaker 6: current legend, going around one more time, Travis Boke.
Speaker 1: Travis Boke, come on, hit me with something easy. Three
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy one games. Oh my god, yes, he's
Speaker 1: kind of Can I save you some time as well?
Speaker 1: It's one hundred games ahead of his good mate Robbie
Speaker 1: Gray on two hundred and seventy one.
Speaker 6: No what, I'm gonna have to change the players, Robbie. Okay,
Speaker 6: give me a second.
Speaker 1: I'm removing Robbie Gray, putting someone else in.
Speaker 4: Why you doing hash?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to hit you with my third Crow's legend,
Speaker 2: Andrew mcclowd.
Speaker 1: Andrew McLeod See. I always wanted Andrew macloud to go
Speaker 1: one more season to get to the magic with three
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty game milest time, but his knees wouldn't
Speaker 1: let it, so we had to finish on three hundred
Speaker 1: and forty games. Unbelievable thing. Whoa amazing Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. All right, here we go.
Speaker 6: I've replaced Robbie Gray and I've got you on this button.
Speaker 6: I've absolutely got you.
Speaker 1: Is it all legend? Not total games, but total games
Speaker 1: for port Adelaide. Please Gavin wanganeen. Okay, it's funny you should
Speaker 1: say that's the gav And Wagon. And of course played
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy three games for Eston, which means
Speaker 1: he played one hundred and twenty seven games for Port Adelaide.
Speaker 1: That takes us to a total of three hundred games. Flack,
Speaker 1: you're a freaking you are a freak of nature. Okay,
Speaker 1: but I can't even tie shoe las.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, are you ready this? There is no
Speaker 2: way known on earth that you were knowing me? All right, ready,
Speaker 2: not so much a chross legend, but a bit of
Speaker 2: crowd favorite.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say, Wayne, do you.
Speaker 1: Know why this is fun Why?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Because I was obsessed with the Weed, So I know
Speaker 1: this off the top of my head. That's sixty eight games.
Speaker 1: That is amazing. The Weed played sixty eight games. He
Speaker 1: had the impact of someone who played three hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty such was his popularity.
Speaker 2: Because every time he touched them all who.
Speaker 1: Jadie, that is an amazing superpower.
Speaker 2: Stand corrected, because I thought you were an absolute.
Speaker 1: Let's talk phone etiquette. So Julie Lambert Burnett, She's from
Speaker 1: the Sydney School of protocol. She has revealed the most
Speaker 1: annoying phone habits rapped. Okay, I'm gonna take you through
Speaker 1: my top five. Go on, and not my top five.
Speaker 1: This is her top five, because I feel like there's
Speaker 1: a lot of these things that you'll hear and you'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh my gosh, my partner does that. And
Speaker 1: even I know that I do several of these things
Speaker 1: and it frustrates the hell out of my wife. Not
Speaker 1: in the top five, but a very worthy mention Number nine,
Speaker 1: overly loud phone conversations. I knew this, would you up struct?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: There is a special place in hell for people who
Speaker 2: have conversations on speaker And it happened yesterday in Chebo.
Speaker 2: Just the guy just sitting there, just having the loudest conversation.
Speaker 2: And I will death stare you. I can guarantee you.
Speaker 2: I will stare you. Do you do something about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But he's so entrenched in the conversation, doesn't know
Speaker 1: that you're looking at it.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. People are so oblivious.
Speaker 2: And what about those people who watch something, who watch
Speaker 2: their programs without headphones in.
Speaker 3: A public space? Is it one night at the gym?
Speaker 2: Who will be on the stepper and who will watch
Speaker 2: a series? Watching it like as loud.
Speaker 3: As you like, like where are you? Headphones?
Speaker 1: Grow up?
Speaker 4: Grow up?
Speaker 1: Goodness say it's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 5: Grow up.
Speaker 2: But also, I don't want to hear conversations. I've got
Speaker 2: no interest in you talking to Auntie Marge about what
Speaker 2: you're having for Christmas lunch. Oh don't give it?
Speaker 1: Whoa geez? Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I really
Speaker 1: hit a nerve here. Dad's an absolute coprits for this,
Speaker 1: aren't they. It's a bad thing. There's as a bloke
Speaker 1: on Instagram called will Give. He's a comedian. It's very,
Speaker 1: very funny. And this is his little skit on Dad's
Speaker 1: answering the phone.
Speaker 5: Oh what mate, the weather's been pretty good. The last
Speaker 5: couple sorry, is good. I might yeah you're yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: a couple of things. Just gonna talk.
Speaker 1: About what happens. What happens. I think it's a different
Speaker 1: generation where for some reason it's entrenched in your brain.
Speaker 1: That's these mobile phone things. Oh you better speak up?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But the only thing wrong with that skin is he
Speaker 2: says Saturday most Dad's I know, go sadday, no A
Speaker 2: in Saturday.
Speaker 1: Another worthy mention to this one. It's not in the
Speaker 1: top five, but it's something I'm very guilty of. If you
Speaker 1: can ask my wife car being glued to the fund.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't even know what I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: It's just there. I'm scrolling. Sometimes I'm I'm scrolling a
Speaker 1: lock screen.
Speaker 3: How annoying is it too?
Speaker 2: When you go to bed and you know you have
Speaker 2: to go to sleep, you know you have to get
Speaker 2: up early, but you just find yourself mindlessly scrolling.
Speaker 3: You're like, go to sleep. You know what you should
Speaker 3: be doing, but you just don't do it.
Speaker 1: Just force to have it all right, Top five. Number
Speaker 1: five using phones at the dinner table.
Speaker 3: Ye, annoying kids do that.
Speaker 1: Absolute should never happen kids. Number four phone calls at
Speaker 1: inappropriate times. Yeah, put it on flight mote, silence it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, gives me so he's starting
Speaker 1: the fire up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, doctor's office. Don't make a phone call when you're
Speaker 7: waiting in the doctor's office. We're all sitting there waiting.
Speaker 7: It's inappropriate. That's an inappropriate time.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're about to get some news that's really going
Speaker 1: to embarrass you. You don't need to hear someone's in
Speaker 1: appropriate phone call.
Speaker 7: You know, someone's walking past with a little cup of
Speaker 7: urine and you're on the phone to Aunt Marche.
Speaker 4: You know it's inappropriate very well, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Distracts you. Knocks the cup of urine, bang opens up
Speaker 1: on your face. Disaster, That's how it goes. Number three,
Speaker 1: constantly checking notifications.
Speaker 3: Oh don't you turn yours off?
Speaker 2: Well, otherwise your phone would constantly be pinging.
Speaker 1: You're clearly getting more notifications, and the.
Speaker 2: Mind doesn't very often when I notify you that I
Speaker 2: have text, you will just promptly ignore that for about
Speaker 2: six hours.
Speaker 1: It's good by me. Is trying to live in the moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great, very honest.
Speaker 2: With you, and I'll be like, okay, that's a very
Speaker 2: very large spell on the toilet because it's been several hours.
Speaker 1: Again, just living in the moment. Okay, So can you
Speaker 1: all up getting some me time? Number two taking too
Speaker 1: many photos?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there, don't even start me on this.
Speaker 1: Am I looking at here?
Speaker 5: Ladies? Not me?
Speaker 1: No? I don't you take too many.
Speaker 4: I don't take you to most of my cameralls of
Speaker 4: you two.
Speaker 1: You're taking a photo right now.
Speaker 5: I've got it down.
Speaker 2: It's potentially ended friendships for me, Like when you go
Speaker 2: out with people they wanted to do is take photos.
Speaker 3: I can't be bothered with this anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the number one you're ready. The number one
Speaker 1: most annoying phone habit is texting during conversation.
Speaker 3: You did that?
Speaker 1: Excuse me?
Speaker 4: Sorry? You both do that? Do I do that?
Speaker 1: Specfully? What do you mean? I do not do that?
Speaker 4: Take this?
Speaker 1: It's that time of the year, Joe. It's very very
Speaker 1: exciting stuff. No, no, no, no no, we'll talk about Christmas.
Speaker 1: We're talking about when all the dictionaries release their words
Speaker 1: of the year. Oh yeah, Should I give you a
Speaker 1: quick little history lesson?
Speaker 5: Sure?
Speaker 1: Last a few days. So Colesworth was the word for
Speaker 1: the Australian National Dictionary.
Speaker 3: Center, combination of Cole's and more Worths.
Speaker 1: That's what on Colin's Dictionary had Brat, which we learned
Speaker 1: was and just a quick little recap summer summer Charlie
Speaker 1: x X all over it isn't.
Speaker 3: She I'm so keen for my brad summer.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'll just be hanging out with little brats all summer.
Speaker 1: Not that much fun at all. Yesterday we had in
Speaker 1: shitification from macquarie Dictionary.
Speaker 2: Christmas service becomes worse and worse. She becomes in.
Speaker 1: What yeah crazy true truth she spent away and right
Speaker 1: now dictionary dot com, we got a new one. I
Speaker 1: need to tears. Producers are we demure demure meaning you please
Speaker 1: explain it to us and use it in a sentence.
Speaker 7: So something is very demure, It is very reserved, quite modest, mindful,
Speaker 7: and we know it.
Speaker 4: Blew up on TikTok because there.
Speaker 7: Is a very funny, very funny creator. Her name is
Speaker 7: Jews Lebron, and she was talking about her makeup being
Speaker 7: very demure, very mindful.
Speaker 1: This clip in particular is very demure, very cute.
Speaker 8: Make up for work, very demure, very mindful, look very present.
Speaker 8: All the way I came to the interview is the
Speaker 8: way I got to the job. A lot of you
Speaker 8: girls got to the interview looking like Marriage Simpson and
Speaker 8: got to the job looking like Paddy and Summer, not demure.
Speaker 1: Now you've connected with the older people. Do not ever
Speaker 1: go to a job interview looking like Paddy or Selma. No,
Speaker 1: because you look terrible and you probably smell terrible as well.
Speaker 2: Cigarette, Yeah, like a lot of cigarettes, and you'd sound
Speaker 2: very husky. How would you say, demil.
Speaker 1: Demure, very cutesy Friday, Friday Friday. I told you it's
Speaker 1: for Jones, rain Piale or shine or even if at
Speaker 1: Santa's Wonderland we will speak to Ryan fitz.
Speaker 2: Is certainly no way we've said this before. Can we
Speaker 2: kick into a weekend without our.
Speaker 3: Fix of fitsyn't even there is?
Speaker 1: Good morning man.
Speaker 9: I'm just shattered that that I'm not at the Wonderland
Speaker 9: with you guys, because what a great place that is
Speaker 9: for kids. I mean for us it was always the
Speaker 9: archipagra the was saying as wonder land, but for you
Speaker 9: guys to have families there and to enjoy the day,
Speaker 9: I mean we I think it's time to start putting
Speaker 9: the Christmas tree up.
Speaker 5: It's not December yet, but it's just around the corner.
Speaker 2: And if only you work for Nova and you could
Speaker 2: get some free passes.
Speaker 3: Ah well, shun.
Speaker 9: It is a good timing year, though, isn't it. It's
Speaker 9: a great time with you know what, the Fitzgerald's. We
Speaker 9: always usually we pick a house. We go to the house.
Speaker 9: My cousin Shane rocks up with his homemade bourbon, which
Speaker 9: is fine.
Speaker 1: Nothing could go wrong.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what about One year Mum was working at the
Speaker 9: dental surgery down on beach, right at Christie's Beach, and
Speaker 9: someone come in and said, would you like, Claire, would
Speaker 9: you like to buy some bill of Bong t shirts?
Speaker 9: And she said, oh, do you know what? My son
Speaker 9: is a massive surfing he loves to surf. This is
Speaker 9: when I was younger. I'll buy five of them. If
Speaker 9: they're that cheap, I'll buy five of them. Took them
Speaker 9: home and gave them to me for Christmas. And unfortunately
Speaker 9: I can't wear a fill of Bong.
Speaker 5: Tea s I can.
Speaker 9: And the funniest moment was as soon as I said that,
Speaker 9: my cousin Shane goes, I wear them.
Speaker 2: Can I ask of Shane's homemade bourbon? Bourbon is one
Speaker 2: of those spirits that traditionally makes men very angry. I
Speaker 2: can only imagine what it would do if it was somewhat.
Speaker 9: It is actually not bad, but that's the Fitzgerald family Christmas.
Speaker 9: So I'm looking forward to her guys that well, the
Speaker 9: weather's been magnificent leaning up so far, so it should
Speaker 9: be great.
Speaker 2: Can I ask a question, do you do Chris Kringle
Speaker 2: or do you are you sort of buying each person
Speaker 2: and individual present.
Speaker 5: So this year it's changed up.
Speaker 9: I'm not sure if your kids are aware or Joe,
Speaker 9: you're aware on YouTube?
Speaker 5: You know the Norris nuts, Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh yes do I yes?
Speaker 9: So they're a lovely family. Saber Norris kicked it off.
Speaker 9: She's a great well, they're all great.
Speaker 5: Surfers and skaters.
Speaker 9: But they have had so much success through YouTube they've
Speaker 9: actually bought themselves a house each in BONDI.
Speaker 3: This is how much money they make.
Speaker 5: It's crazy.
Speaker 9: But they as a family, they're a lovely family and
Speaker 9: it's good for the kids to watch. But they do
Speaker 9: this thing where the mum and dad give them some
Speaker 9: money and they'll go to a store and buy each
Speaker 9: other gifts. So this year we're going I think we're
Speaker 9: doing a Marion trip and it's one hundred dollars and
Speaker 9: you've got to buy a present each for each other
Speaker 9: and then we present them on the day. So that's
Speaker 9: what our Chris Kringle is for the family this year.
Speaker 1: Is that the only thing you get involved in terms
Speaker 1: of other presents. Fifty like it. Do you ever buy
Speaker 1: presents or is it just BJ's job? And not because
Speaker 1: you're lazy, but because you know.
Speaker 3: It's genuinely because you're lazy.
Speaker 9: I loathe it so much coming up with ideas like
Speaker 9: and it's like, oh, well, that would be so funny.
Speaker 5: It's a kangaroo scrotum bottle opener.
Speaker 1: They love that.
Speaker 9: It's so funny. Never used it, never used it. But yeah,
Speaker 9: that's that's how I set.
Speaker 5: Up this year. So Lenny wants a PS five and
Speaker 5: he's been asking quite a bit at the moment, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, enough.
Speaker 9: I remember when I was younger, I wanted a Commodore
Speaker 9: sixty four for years. I asked Santa Claus for years.
Speaker 9: Three years didn't get out. I'm going this is a disgrace.
Speaker 9: And then one I'm not joking. One year there was
Speaker 9: a there was a present under the tree that was
Speaker 9: long and it was rectangular, which was sort of like
Speaker 9: the sort of the size of the Commodol sixty four
Speaker 9: and the keyboard, and I thought, this is it, and
Speaker 9: I am not joking. Santa Claus gave me a set
Speaker 9: of Bible story books and Mom and Dad were sniggering
Speaker 9: in the way over in the corner, just laughing their.
Speaker 5: Heads off to see my reaction. Cruel. How cruel is that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That is shocking, you know, if it's a you know
Speaker 1: comedy better than us. But I feel like with your
Speaker 1: young lad, if you were to I don't know, maybe
Speaker 1: strap a PS two or p S three and call
Speaker 1: it a PS five, I think that Peo would very
Speaker 1: much enjoy that.
Speaker 5: He's a great idea.
Speaker 2: Oh, well done, that is a great Christmas sorded in
Speaker 2: the Fitzgerald's well done.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's so good to talk to you.
Speaker 2: As per usual, we'll have to get you out here
Speaker 2: to send us one land on the ice, skates on
Speaker 2: the ice, skating in God loved to graceful.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, would love that.
Speaker 9: We'd love enjoy guys, and we'll speak to you next way.
Speaker 1: Your father, he's on the money list. J six nothing
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