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Speaker 3: One hundred, Good morning everybody and happy for Friday.
Speaker 4: Good morning, how are we?
Speaker 3: She ised what.
Speaker 5: It felt like this morning? Was hard to get up
Speaker 5: with your suburb where I live. It was like bucketing
Speaker 5: when my alarm went off. You're so cozy in the bed,
Speaker 5: and I thought, I'm not going to get up today,
Speaker 5: and then I hick snoose a couple of extra time.
Speaker 3: Look at how flashed she looks a fashion week today.
Speaker 4: I'm so skipped dropped to Milan.
Speaker 5: I've walked worrying like I don't know, like an actual
Speaker 5: grown up out fit today as opposed to like a
Speaker 5: hoodie or.
Speaker 4: Something I normally wear when it's cold. Everyone's looking at
Speaker 4: me like you got caught? What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: You're going to magic school in a leather jacket.
Speaker 3: It's still a little like naughty crim looking, but like
Speaker 3: biky bike.
Speaker 4: It's actually vegan leather.
Speaker 3: But it's so sad, you know why? I clant the
Speaker 3: leather in the Tesla's it's not it's not real leather.
Speaker 3: It's vegan leathers in the car. In the car, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're matching with your seats at the moment.
Speaker 4: Camouflaged looks. It's actually the first time I've worn it.
Speaker 4: Now I've got a complex.
Speaker 7: No, No, it looks great.
Speaker 4: Three people have commented on it within one minute of me.
Speaker 3: Otherwise it makes you feel like, do I normally look
Speaker 3: like ship at work? Or you know?
Speaker 4: And I brushed my hair, so.
Speaker 7: Speaking of I don't know.
Speaker 4: Now I'm uncomfortable.
Speaker 7: Wait till you hear this what Jason's concession seats car seats?
Speaker 3: This was was a car park chat.
Speaker 4: No, no such things. Oh, you're in your new hoodie too.
Speaker 4: Look at us. It's fashion week. It's fashion week.
Speaker 3: As well.
Speaker 4: Yes, you look great.
Speaker 5: Do you want to tell us now or do you
Speaker 5: want to hook us over the song to find out
Speaker 5: what he says?
Speaker 7: Jays tell me, he goes, how good are those car seats?
Speaker 7: The warmth in the car seats you and car heated
Speaker 7: seats that doesn't really work? And I drive with the
Speaker 7: air conditioner on and the car warmer seats are cool
Speaker 7: on the front and individual you are cooked on the.
Speaker 4: Back, mate, hot on the back, cold on the front, but.
Speaker 3: You know what, cold on your face? So toasty.
Speaker 4: But right now we need to talk about cool on
Speaker 4: the front. Do you think the hood on his new
Speaker 4: hoodie is to because when he bought it, he said,
Speaker 4: my hood he arrived and there's a bit too much,
Speaker 4: too much fabric in the hood. And I said, when you, oh,
Speaker 4: that is large wood. You look like a smurf.
Speaker 8: It's a big hood.
Speaker 4: It's bright blue.
Speaker 8: I look like one of those.
Speaker 7: You look like Kathy Freeman before the four hundred meters
Speaker 7: at the Sydney Olympics.
Speaker 3: Well, you reckon, that's a stretch. It's a huge Hello.
Speaker 3: Isn't that going?
Speaker 8: Hello? Our chest is off it. He liked the hood
Speaker 8: until I put the hood on.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 4: It's a big hood, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Big hood, big boy, big show.
Speaker 4: You've got a big head and even looks big on you.
Speaker 3: Details about today's show coming up after Sabrina, This is
Speaker 3: Noverer one hundred. You're on the air with Asa Lauren.
Speaker 3: I'm a little excited.
Speaker 4: Why because it's Thursday.
Speaker 3: No, No, We've got something coming up after seven on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 4: Do we Now, I miss the meeting this morning, so
Speaker 4: I'm not exactly sure what we're doing.
Speaker 3: To be fair, even if you're in the meeting, you
Speaker 3: would have said that, Yeah, we've got a little surprise
Speaker 3: coming up later on in the show. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Plus it's a goodie. Plus we are give a calm
Speaker 7: across it.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I'm excited to now. Am I gonna be
Speaker 4: happy about it?
Speaker 3: Are you out of anyone? Yeah? Yep, happy, You'll be startled. Yeah,
Speaker 3: wherever you are at seven thirty, I would put an
Speaker 3: over on.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at the log to see what we've got
Speaker 5: one it says Clint Holiday.
Speaker 8: Yeah that's that's a lie.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you were coming on holiday with me.
Speaker 3: There's a chance because when.
Speaker 4: We're at dinner the other night, Paul goes, we've got
Speaker 4: radio holidays coming up. And Paul said, what are you
Speaker 4: doing for the holidays? Clin Clink goes, I don't know,
Speaker 4: and Paul goes, I'll get on right now. I'll book
Speaker 4: your flight. You can come and join us on our
Speaker 4: romantic holiday.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, he really likes taking everyone along.
Speaker 4: I think he likes my company on you that impression.
Speaker 3: He texts me begging me to come. He went book, no,
Speaker 3: we do.
Speaker 4: We love we love holiday with.
Speaker 8: Know but you get caught up in at the moment.
Speaker 4: You were coming. You were coming to France for a week,
Speaker 4: just five days?
Speaker 7: Was it France?
Speaker 4: South France? Were you going to come?
Speaker 3: I think was it Grace somewhere in Europe? Maybe both?
Speaker 4: So it was like five days. I'm like, that's you
Speaker 4: spend more time on the plane than on the ground.
Speaker 8: I think I'm going to Morty Alec over the break
Speaker 8: for lunch.
Speaker 4: You didn't getty sound good?
Speaker 7: Some good restaurants down there?
Speaker 5: Do you want to come it? Certainly five days? Imagine
Speaker 5: you want a plane all the way to Europe. You
Speaker 5: couldn't even coke can do?
Speaker 3: You know what when you came in this morning and
Speaker 3: went before I fly out, you know we've got to
Speaker 3: fly from here to Sydney and then we get on
Speaker 3: the big plane.
Speaker 4: You didn't cope with that.
Speaker 8: No I didn't.
Speaker 4: This is what he said, Oh, how's a layover in Sydney?
Speaker 7: The layover? I was like, it's you just go through customs, Brah.
Speaker 4: You have to get the bags, not the bags.
Speaker 3: Do you have time for a shower?
Speaker 4: You had time for a Champagne because once you got
Speaker 4: the shower.
Speaker 8: I never had a shower Champagne.
Speaker 7: Well, then you get another shower when you get to
Speaker 7: your next layover.
Speaker 8: I love an airport share.
Speaker 4: So that means, yeah, I have to take multiple flights
Speaker 4: to get to my destiny.
Speaker 3: Yeah you wouldn't like that.
Speaker 4: No, very well, it's pretty nice. You just sit there
Speaker 4: and watch movies for hours on. You could watch The
Speaker 4: Count and Too. I've been talking about it.
Speaker 5: Even if he had forteen hours in a plane, you'd
Speaker 5: still get to the end and go.
Speaker 7: You know what, I forgot to do watch Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares,
Speaker 7: Kitchens of Ramsey's.
Speaker 4: Forgot to watch The Count and Too.
Speaker 3: You know Curtis Stone tried to do on a strained
Speaker 3: version here. I think it was Curtis or no, no, no,
Speaker 3: it was Colin. What's his last name?
Speaker 8: Colin fat?
Speaker 9: Colin, Colin, Colin fa How do I say Fastige? Colinstch
Speaker 9: It was Irish?
Speaker 3: It was Irish.
Speaker 4: That's chaotic this morning. Where's the Irish producer? You tell
Speaker 4: us what his name is?
Speaker 2: Colin Fastenage?
Speaker 3: Colin name Colin.
Speaker 4: I like the way you said the first time it
Speaker 4: was Colin.
Speaker 3: Thankfully anyway, You know Colin from My Kitchen.
Speaker 7: Rules in the Kitchen shows on where they kicked cook
Speaker 7: in the kitchen with.
Speaker 8: The chef who was curing COVID with the blender.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Yeahlender.
Speaker 4: I don't watch cooking shows, but you with me when
Speaker 4: I had to be on one.
Speaker 5: Sorry, oh my god, if you're in a cooking show. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was the one where what do they film your
Speaker 5: their family, their families or friends and they've got like
Speaker 5: a fake kitchen set up like their house, and then
Speaker 5: they had to serve a dinner party.
Speaker 4: And I like to beat the dinner party.
Speaker 3: That's m KR, isn't Yeah, that's m k R, I think,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: It was a Channel nine one that didn't last.
Speaker 5: Whipper was there, the hot plate wasn't like that, and
Speaker 5: Dickie Wilkins was there, and.
Speaker 4: Carry Out and Kenny was there? Really Ca Cac was there?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Cat, you got right on the Sharks. I'll have to
Speaker 4: find Cac is a hope Cack? Who else was there?
Speaker 9: I've got to I have to try and find the
Speaker 9: photo to Roller Coastal Relationship.
Speaker 3: What happened with you and Cas.
Speaker 8: Trading at me five years ago?
Speaker 4: Why so he said, no, well you probably deserved.
Speaker 3: It was I was like twenty. I was the stunt
Speaker 3: guy on the Hot thirty show Labby and I was
Speaker 3: trying to get carry in on the air and they
Speaker 3: crossed me and I was outside a house.
Speaker 7: Jason hang on outside her hair, hang on, leave cack
Speaker 7: a line's CA's house.
Speaker 3: But now I want to point out you have gates,
Speaker 3: I next she had. Of course she had games, but
Speaker 3: the like jas out and I never gave out the
Speaker 3: address or anything. And then the next day when I
Speaker 3: came into work, she was there with the police commissioner
Speaker 3: and the police. I was some guy with a lot
Speaker 3: of badgers and senior constables.
Speaker 4: In this story cac So she turned up to your
Speaker 4: first with a police officer and said, well, the policemen
Speaker 4: don't fire you, they arrested.
Speaker 3: Well, they were there saying I gave out the address.
Speaker 3: Did you I think I'd be fired?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 4: You've done that before, though, yeah, no, but not this time.
Speaker 4: Jesus gave out someone's phone number. And you also mean, God,
Speaker 4: you've come a long way since we met you with
Speaker 4: really you've cleaned me up. We've really claimed we got
Speaker 4: changed to you.
Speaker 3: Now where Vegan leather? We got.
Speaker 4: Guys, where did we start?
Speaker 5: Colin tuck Ashally, where's the place in Sydney that they
Speaker 5: film all the cooking shows?
Speaker 4: It's like it's like how we do it at.
Speaker 7: The studios in near the SCG.
Speaker 3: There Fox Fox Studio?
Speaker 8: Yeah there?
Speaker 4: Why because I'm trying to find the phone the show,
Speaker 4: but I don't know where it is on my map.
Speaker 7: Hey, coming up to you can't cooking?
Speaker 4: No no, Cak was eating with me and drinking shut out.
Speaker 3: How would you like to score eight thousand dollars Cogan
Speaker 3: Cash thirteen twenty four to ten. We're going to brand
Speaker 3: new game, our Coagan Noise Rush. We are playing next
Speaker 3: here on nov. We have we've covered some ground.
Speaker 7: Can we get cack in?
Speaker 4: Happy fa Eve, good morning and why a good night
Speaker 4: to stay home and watch the foot eat?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Tip Port?
Speaker 7: Well yeah where they're playing at the Adelaide Oval. So
Speaker 7: I think that's a lay down.
Speaker 8: MASSI I know, I just don't like Tip and Port
Speaker 8: just now.
Speaker 3: They're flaky. Yeah they're supporters and grubs and.
Speaker 7: Yeah look but they're not all grubs.
Speaker 8: Well executive, look.
Speaker 4: At the smile on his face, like, can.
Speaker 3: You get to go against the Blue Baggers tonight.
Speaker 2: We're gonna flog them.
Speaker 7: Can you can you make it?
Speaker 2: Tell we can?
Speaker 3: Will you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Not Desion, He's just a grub.
Speaker 4: I saw on the news they said veteran Travis bog
Speaker 4: is back in the team.
Speaker 7: Oh both.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize he was still he's still what's.
Speaker 3: The history with that six?
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 4: Numbers he played so sad that you're a veteran.
Speaker 3: Tell me about it would be called dust and our age.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a handsome operator.
Speaker 4: Handsome operator.
Speaker 3: Any other facts on Travis? You got out there, the
Speaker 3: fearless Port Adelaide leader.
Speaker 2: He turned down a huge offer to come back to
Speaker 2: Geelong and to stick with Port Adelaide in their darkest time.
Speaker 2: So he's a legend of our club and the highest
Speaker 2: games record holder of Portadelaide ever.
Speaker 4: That's good achievement.
Speaker 3: He's your ultimate player again. You've still got his old uniform.
Speaker 2: Uniform Gavin Wangane.
Speaker 3: Uniform, Boky.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 3: When we did Hide and Seek, did you notice Brady
Speaker 3: put on the Port Adelaide's supporters shorts for the game
Speaker 3: when he watched it. There wasn't much materials.
Speaker 4: I think that just footage short. Do you always wear supported?
Speaker 4: Do you always put your footy shots on to watch
Speaker 4: the what are they called the power play?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I put my hat on and always put my footy
Speaker 2: shorts on.
Speaker 4: You don't go out in public and then if you're
Speaker 4: going to a game, would you If.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to the pubb not out afterwards?
Speaker 4: Yep, you'll be footy shorts to the pub?
Speaker 8: You support shorts and cox.
Speaker 5: I love you so much, so you do you brother?
Speaker 4: How you've got a wife is completely beyond me, but
Speaker 4: good on.
Speaker 3: You picking duck guys.
Speaker 8: We love Adam and Ruben. Have you seen Adam Lateman?
Speaker 8: He is.
Speaker 4: Muscleman mate.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's left the Jim. He lives there
Speaker 3: on him. It's crazy. He isn't a long term relationship
Speaker 3: with Abby Chatfield?
Speaker 8: Remember her for him?
Speaker 4: You didn't know that very famous and she flaunts it everywhere.
Speaker 8: You didn't know.
Speaker 3: You're a journalist in entertainment.
Speaker 4: Gossip.
Speaker 3: Richard Wilkins never gave you the heads that I asked
Speaker 3: Richard about it.
Speaker 5: I think Dickie would know Abby Chatfield. I think they're
Speaker 5: in different generations.
Speaker 3: If it's entertainment. Dolly Parton to bloody.
Speaker 5: Can we get Dickie on the show Dolly Parton too?
Speaker 5: And that's what I'm saying. I think he's more Dolly
Speaker 5: Partner Andre than Abby.
Speaker 8: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Abby Chatfield on her podcast has just revealed her and
Speaker 3: her partner Adam from Peaking up Adam ripped Adam about
Speaker 3: to head off to Europe.
Speaker 4: You got a mass exodus.
Speaker 3: You're going to be there too? Yeah, oh this is
Speaker 3: very convenient. They're looking for a third what do you
Speaker 3: mean they.
Speaker 8: Want to try?
Speaker 4: What the definition of a menaja toy? I think it's
Speaker 4: just a third three.
Speaker 8: I think three in the bed and from picking.
Speaker 4: Three for all I do a google. I'm not actually
Speaker 4: sure how you spell my.
Speaker 8: Roll song goes?
Speaker 4: What does anyone know how to spell?
Speaker 3: Obviously a remix version being peaking back, But yeah, she's coming.
Speaker 3: I mean you know how some when people.
Speaker 4: Come out there going at.
Speaker 3: Just add them from peaking. When people come out to
Speaker 3: say I'm going to run a marathon, like it adds
Speaker 3: pressure you better off just doing it, and then telling
Speaker 3: you like, now you're going into this trip going well,
Speaker 3: we've got to find our person.
Speaker 7: For so are they casting well?
Speaker 3: I think she was just opening up about like, you know,
Speaker 3: wanting to do it when they're.
Speaker 4: In your okay, Menaja in English can be translated as pamper, spoiled, cuddly,
Speaker 4: often affectionate undertones, and then toy is obviously.
Speaker 7: The three Are they after a A lady A lady
Speaker 7: a ladder.
Speaker 3: Six forty, which brings us to our naughty noughty six
Speaker 3: forty topic today thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Oh god, you can tell I wasn't in the meeting
Speaker 4: this morning. What's the question?
Speaker 3: How's Europe this time of year? No? Where is your
Speaker 3: favorite place in Europe?
Speaker 4: Where's the best everal sprints?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: What is your question?
Speaker 3: We can do two topics your favorite place in Europe?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, two topics Thursday, your favorite place in Europe?
Speaker 4: Favorite place in the holiday in Europe?
Speaker 8: Or have you been part of a manasha?
Speaker 4: People to call and tell threesomest?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: No, no, no, just like have you been in twice?
Speaker 4: So much sexier than That's where I went.
Speaker 3: With the Have you been invited to be a third?
Speaker 3: Have you been in an awkward situation? A lot of
Speaker 3: people have been in a threesome?
Speaker 8: Oh, someone seems quite confident over there in the corner.
Speaker 7: No, no, I just would say it. A lot of
Speaker 7: that's sits would spike a lot of people interest.
Speaker 4: No, what about you say you've been you've had one?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he's alluding to that.
Speaker 7: No, I'm just I'm not declaring anything that someone that
Speaker 7: did money.
Speaker 4: I remember I know a boy that did have a
Speaker 4: Menaja tire. And then.
Speaker 8: It's good.
Speaker 4: The slats on his bed broke and the mattress fell down, fell.
Speaker 7: In because there was too heavy because of the way
Speaker 7: that three people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, must have been in cheap bed.
Speaker 8: God, they almost have been in the exact same point.
Speaker 4: On the bed.
Speaker 5: It was like it did they keep filing mattressing and
Speaker 5: it food?
Speaker 7: Oh Jesus someone we know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was it? Dicky?
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 7: And sorry?
Speaker 4: Excuse me?
Speaker 3: Andre Rea thirteen twenty fourteen. Have you been in a
Speaker 3: situation where you're invited to be a third or you've
Speaker 3: invited one?
Speaker 4: Always your favorite place to hollerday? What do you love
Speaker 4: about Europe?
Speaker 3: Third and twenty four ten? Do you remember we got
Speaker 3: that phone call at the end of last year.
Speaker 4: Oh, they were in the car together.
Speaker 3: They were in the car together with their third.
Speaker 4: Did they call it a situationship?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think they can we get the tape, let's
Speaker 3: replay the call.
Speaker 7: They were dropping the third at the airport.
Speaker 3: They weren't this after a weekend. Weekend, wait till you.
Speaker 3: We were shook in that call. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll just put her on.
Speaker 4: That's right, Remember that I handed over the phone.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm going to play the call for
Speaker 3: you next and third and twenty four ten have you
Speaker 3: been part of a manaschat?
Speaker 4: Or what do you like the holiday?
Speaker 3: And we're moving your surprise up Lauren. Originally, originally I
Speaker 3: was going to say, got away to after seven thirty,
Speaker 3: but we've got a surprise for you coming up after seven.
Speaker 4: Am I going to hate it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, Clint, Clent No, I think Clint, I think you'll.
Speaker 4: Really enjoy it. What do you do?
Speaker 3: You don't you love it?
Speaker 4: Don I don't like this game? Is it?
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 4: A person?
Speaker 8: No more clues?
Speaker 3: Back to our topic six cleans, No more clues. We're
Speaker 3: doing Naughty noughty six forty. We were just talking about podcast.
Speaker 3: Abby Chatfield and her partner Adam from peaking down to
Speaker 3: Europe with other people. Adam, yeah, big Adam.
Speaker 4: So they're looking to mate. Add an addition to their
Speaker 4: relationshipnaj female.
Speaker 7: They've already specified they want to fir male.
Speaker 8: Do you remember now.
Speaker 4: Is it for a one night only or is it
Speaker 4: for a relationship?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 8: I think it's just one night only.
Speaker 4: For a three way relationship.
Speaker 3: I can't know. I sit there and go, that's a
Speaker 3: lot of work, man Like one partner isn't enough.
Speaker 7: It wouldn't one get jealous at times when they're being
Speaker 7: phased out or.
Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I watched one of those docos once
Speaker 4: in one of those families where there's like seven or wives,
Speaker 4: they all seem very happy about it.
Speaker 8: Wh do you meet her on Netflix? I don't think
Speaker 8: you met her.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 7: I know a trio? Do you currently in a throule?
Speaker 5: Do I know what's the the the quantities of male female?
Speaker 7: Three male?
Speaker 3: Really? It's very happy.
Speaker 4: Really. Do they live together?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: All three of them? And can all Can they have
Speaker 4: one bedroom or three bedrooms?
Speaker 3: Good question? I don't know. I think they've got two
Speaker 3: bedrooms and I know them cut down on rent, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: Do you remember we're talking about this at the end
Speaker 3: of my mind focus and.
Speaker 4: Jason, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Anyway, in the last year we were talking about this, like,
Speaker 3: you know, introducing a third into the relationship, and we've
Speaker 3: got a phone call from a guy who said he
Speaker 3: was experiencing it.
Speaker 11: There's actually a third doubt.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're in a love triangle?
Speaker 4: Does she know about the other?
Speaker 3: You've got two cars in the garage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're both in the car with me at the moment,
Speaker 4: actually in the car with you right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Literally, who gets front seat?
Speaker 11: I'm in the back?
Speaker 7: Can we can we can we talk?
Speaker 3: Hello? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely?
Speaker 2: Which one would you like to sell? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Hanging, I'll put her on?
Speaker 3: Hello? Hello, who we got there?
Speaker 4: This is Rachel. Rachel. So you and Lee have been
Speaker 4: together for twenty two years since high school?
Speaker 7: Yes, yep?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then and then you guys decided to branch
Speaker 3: out and get a third And how long has that
Speaker 3: lady joined the family?
Speaker 1: About a year now, November last year?
Speaker 4: To all three of you live together?
Speaker 12: No, so Lee and I have three children, yep, and
Speaker 12: our special other lady lives in the stately comes down and.
Speaker 3: Just for excuse and with the kids and.
Speaker 10: Things like that.
Speaker 3: Can we speak to the third wheel? Yes?
Speaker 7: Well, how many other people the morning.
Speaker 4: Sarah, Hey, Sarah, where are you trying to this morning?
Speaker 11: Actual?
Speaker 2: Drop me off at the airport.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 9: Amazing, amazing, you know what, whatever works for you, Yeah,
Speaker 9: whatever you exactly?
Speaker 8: However many people you want to put.
Speaker 3: On the boat.
Speaker 4: I don't think there are rules these days.
Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 3: It's coming up at seven o'clock. We're got our surprise
Speaker 3: for you now.
Speaker 4: Clint is indicated that I'm going to hate this.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, don't you said this.
Speaker 4: I think You're really gonna like, which would indicate that
Speaker 4: I'm going to hate it.
Speaker 3: No, I disagree.
Speaker 4: He's Jason's too happy. Never have you been this happy
Speaker 4: about giving me a surprising.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited.
Speaker 4: Is something physical? It's going to be in the studio.
Speaker 4: Very but it's not a person. Oh is it a person?
Speaker 4: What the hell are you doing?
Speaker 3: You felt in John, don't it's better than that, much better.
Speaker 4: It's the Dolly partner.
Speaker 3: It's not a Dolly partnering personator. This is the real,
Speaker 3: the real deal, and it's coming up next. Wow, good
Speaker 3: morning Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Happy for a.
Speaker 5: Yes he saw it and wild out there isn't it
Speaker 5: was so rainy last night?
Speaker 3: Take it easy on the road.
Speaker 4: Something peaceful about being at home when it's.
Speaker 3: When I did leave the house morning, I was today's
Speaker 3: a poncho day for the school run.
Speaker 5: I woke up and thought, I don't want to get
Speaker 5: out of bed. It's like pouring with rain.
Speaker 3: Oh, you were to kick yourself. You didn't come in today.
Speaker 3: Coming up later on this morning, this is so me.
Speaker 3: Coming up later on this morning, your chance to win
Speaker 3: a brainy mattress worth close to six thousand dollars. This
Speaker 3: thing is incredible.
Speaker 4: We are going I don't want to get out of bed.
Speaker 3: We're going to make you sing for your sleep. Last
Speaker 3: time we did this, people sing for the slushy machine
Speaker 3: and went off. Today you're singing for sleep this morning.
Speaker 3: After eight o'clock.
Speaker 5: We'll do the thinking about what song you might sing
Speaker 5: about needing a new mattress or wanting a good night's
Speaker 5: sleep exactly.
Speaker 4: That's a very expensive mattress.
Speaker 3: But before we get to that, don't have.
Speaker 4: Just turned all the lights off in here.
Speaker 3: It's real mixed. You know what it's spooky? Is your heart.
Speaker 4: Racing kind of? I'm not. I don't like it.
Speaker 5: Coming up next, it's gonna this is gonna be lame
Speaker 5: and you guys are just building.
Speaker 3: It is not going to be lame.
Speaker 7: It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: We've had many inspiration, many a special guests on this show.
Speaker 3: I guess the guest it can be. You'll know.
Speaker 8: You'll know as soon as you see them and they
Speaker 8: join us.
Speaker 4: Is a Guy Sebastian. I love Guy Sebastian.
Speaker 3: It is not Guys Sebastian. Mate. Maybe it is singing
Speaker 3: very special surprise for Lauren and all of Melbourne. Next
Speaker 3: you are spot on, Guy Sebastian.
Speaker 7: Good come to those who wait, and you've been a
Speaker 7: very good girl this morning, Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 4: What the hell are you two up to?
Speaker 3: It has just gone twelve past seven. You are on
Speaker 3: the air with Jason. Lauren clin is here as well.
Speaker 7: What could it be?
Speaker 8: You know what?
Speaker 3: I love this city. I do too.
Speaker 7: I'm very passionate about this city.
Speaker 3: And the crime in this city has been worrying us locals,
Speaker 3: and enough is enough.
Speaker 7: I know we must do something about it.
Speaker 3: Jason. We must fight back.
Speaker 7: And that's why this morning we've got the right man
Speaker 7: for the job.
Speaker 3: It's not us, it's.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Good morning Batman, good morning.
Speaker 7: Yes, now, hello.
Speaker 4: All Batman suit outfit. What is happening here? We're going
Speaker 4: to movie world.
Speaker 3: No, not today, not today. You might have heard about
Speaker 3: Batman's signings around Melbourne.
Speaker 8: We're about to have been sighted Batman.
Speaker 6: Barrick Hackenham, Danny Long Batman and then the shitty she
Speaker 6: Beat as well.
Speaker 5: Right, let's hang on, you're our own Melbourne Batman can't Yeah,
Speaker 5: he has been.
Speaker 4: I mean, do we call you Batman or do you
Speaker 4: have name? Is that like Batman from the ninth eighties?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Okay, but this, this Batman has been spreading joy across
Speaker 7: the city.
Speaker 4: What have you been doing?
Speaker 6: Basically every morning, I wake up, I dress up as Batman,
Speaker 6: go down the streets of Southeast Melbourne and Melbourne CBD
Speaker 6: and just put smiles on people's sad.
Speaker 4: That's so, this is a real thing.
Speaker 3: This is a real thing.
Speaker 4: Okay that noise, No, I keep playing it next. It's
Speaker 4: quite good.
Speaker 5: So you get up, you dress as Batman. You are Batman.
Speaker 5: I am Batman. Somebody says, I am Batman.
Speaker 3: He doesn't go again back, I am Batman.
Speaker 4: You get you get up, and you go to the
Speaker 4: mean streets of the southeast of Melbourne. What do you
Speaker 4: do there?
Speaker 6: Basically, just ride my electric scooter around and wave at
Speaker 6: people like.
Speaker 4: This Jackson has got an electric bike.
Speaker 7: Robert, Yes, I do.
Speaker 6: I've actually been looking for people to be Robin for me.
Speaker 4: Well, you just volunteered yourself. Jays, when do you need here?
Speaker 7: You're wearing leather you could be.
Speaker 4: I'm wearing a leather jacket. And what are you going
Speaker 4: to be the jokers? Is there a news scooter?
Speaker 3: Don't ride Batman scooter? What do you what do you
Speaker 3: got under the hood there? What sort of scooter under
Speaker 3: the hood? Not under the batmanhood? I mean like the
Speaker 3: type of scooter.
Speaker 6: Max g two.
Speaker 5: Of course it is so Batman. How many hours of
Speaker 5: a day are we batmaning?
Speaker 6: Nearly three to four hours a day and you.
Speaker 4: Just ride your scooter round and wave to people basically.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes I get photos with people as well.
Speaker 4: Do you have a job after hours of being Batman?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 6: I have my own lawnmowing company.
Speaker 4: You don't know the lawns of Batman, though, careful with
Speaker 4: the cape.
Speaker 8: You don't want that getting caught.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is amazing. Have you seen Batman
Speaker 5: on the street? Have you seen that sound effect?
Speaker 4: Is really kidding we go all baut men begins.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that? Have you seen this Batman in Melbourne?
Speaker 3: He's going off on the community Facebook page is as well.
Speaker 4: And on TikTok spreading joy the Southeast.
Speaker 3: I just want to clarify you're not getting like in
Speaker 3: like fights with people or anything like that. You're there
Speaker 3: to You're there to spread joy.
Speaker 7: And I just just clarifying you're not a stripper either.
Speaker 5: Mention that it keeps so yeah, and does anyone know
Speaker 5: your true identity?
Speaker 4: Like CLK that Superman, that Superman?
Speaker 6: Yes, Superman is Clark, can Bruce Wayne.
Speaker 3: Bruce Wayne, but he's not Bruce Wayne. You can't reveal
Speaker 3: his identity.
Speaker 6: Some of my friends and family know my true identity.
Speaker 6: Everyone else thinks some are mystery?
Speaker 7: Did Melbourne? Does Melbourne baste any other superheroes? And do
Speaker 7: you all hang out?
Speaker 3: Do you get together?
Speaker 6: I usually dress up as Superman and Darth Vader as well.
Speaker 5: Oh when do you do that? It's all the batmany.
Speaker 6: Every now and then, but rarely mainly I dress up
Speaker 6: as Batman. I like to mix it around a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's amazing good. I don't know what to say. So how
Speaker 4: many days a week?
Speaker 6: Every single day of the weeks.
Speaker 8: Must be harder in winter.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, eighteen.
Speaker 4: Twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: Have you seen Melbourn's I'm Batman on the streets of
Speaker 5: Melbourne fight and crime and waving to people on his school.
Speaker 3: He is absolutely huge on TikTok as well.
Speaker 4: Katie's called through morning Katie.
Speaker 6: Allo, Katie?
Speaker 3: Have you seen Batman?
Speaker 8: Oh Katie, we got here.
Speaker 3: You're there, Katie?
Speaker 4: Yea mea did you say Batman?
Speaker 12: No, but my partner sorry about the Burick train station.
Speaker 4: Does that sound like you Batman?
Speaker 6: Yes, that sounds indeed like me. Hello, Katie, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 3: Good thanks you to addressing by his name Katie.
Speaker 12: Oh hello Batman.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 4: So this is a thing.
Speaker 5: It's a thing, and if people are you somewhere, they
Speaker 5: supposed to like post a photo and use a hashtag or.
Speaker 6: Either mentioned me in a TikTok or in the Facebook
Speaker 6: community pages, or just chill and take a photo of God.
Speaker 3: I love this. People happy exactly.
Speaker 4: And kids love it.
Speaker 6: Usually eat each Saturday, every weekend, I take a group
Speaker 6: of kids out on their bikes and take them for
Speaker 6: a run a gang Robin.
Speaker 4: When would you like Jason to come as Robert?
Speaker 7: A new Catwoman as well.
Speaker 4: Unavailable cat Woman's I'm.
Speaker 3: Unavailable until woman has to be there.
Speaker 4: Be available in August. But for now, Robin's ready to go?
Speaker 3: Is Batman? Batman?
Speaker 8: Then only when he talks?
Speaker 7: Is he staying with us for another segment?
Speaker 3: We can would you like that?
Speaker 4: Where have you got to be? You can't let the
Speaker 4: kids down?
Speaker 6: Not busy today?
Speaker 3: Batman staying for another segment.
Speaker 7: I want you to think of it a message of Melbourne,
Speaker 7: all right, on the other side of orational message on
Speaker 7: the other.
Speaker 3: Side of the break, Batman has a message from Melbourne, Lauren.
Speaker 3: I think you have a message for Clinton and I thank.
Speaker 5: You, thank you, you are writing mystery welcome.
Speaker 3: This is what I love about this city. We look
Speaker 3: out for each other. We're there to make each other smile,
Speaker 3: and no one does it more than the guests.
Speaker 8: Who's jawning us this morning?
Speaker 5: Yes, so if you just tuned in, the boys have
Speaker 5: surprised me with a surprise. It is very Batman was
Speaker 5: cruising around on his electric scooter making people smile in
Speaker 5: the southeast suburbs of Melbourne, where the Batman good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 7: You didn't play the sorry, yeah, this is the Batman.
Speaker 8: You want the.
Speaker 4: That's a what is it like cartoon Batman?
Speaker 3: No, cartoon Batman? Yeah, it's the O G Batman.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm not. Who's the best Batman out of all
Speaker 5: the Batman? So we played it the best?
Speaker 4: Do you think Batman? Melbourne Batman?
Speaker 6: I'd have to say the one from the Dark Knight.
Speaker 3: I can't Christian guys. I've just been on drive dot
Speaker 3: com dot au. Oh and they're selling a replica Batman
Speaker 3: b how much we could.
Speaker 8: Make an offer?
Speaker 4: It's on car sales and it's a replica Batman book.
Speaker 4: Can you actually drive it? Or is like a toy one?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no no? Driven by Michael Keaton in the nineteen
Speaker 3: eighty nine Batman movie. That'd be road work.
Speaker 5: You need one of those, Batman. What are you getting
Speaker 5: around on at the moment? Tell us about your vehicle?
Speaker 6: My electric scooter. It goes twenty five kilometers and that's
Speaker 6: a range of fifty kilometers.
Speaker 7: Wow, hey, you were just saying you're a big Footy
Speaker 7: fan as well.
Speaker 3: Who do you back for batmane?
Speaker 6: I barrack for Richmond Tiger?
Speaker 4: Oh that's why you're black and yellow.
Speaker 3: I can't save them, can you?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Not even can you save us this season?
Speaker 7: And your mum's she's a big fan of your work.
Speaker 7: But she also has a character as well.
Speaker 6: I believe, yes she does. She dresses up as It
Speaker 6: from Penny as Pennywise from the movie each Halloween and
Speaker 6: gets candy thrown at it and smart so she only
Speaker 6: does it at Halloween.
Speaker 3: You're going to go off at Halloween? Oh yeah, we
Speaker 3: need to get the car by then.
Speaker 4: So kids must love seeing you on the streets.
Speaker 6: Yeah they do. I've always got teenagers from colleges coming
Speaker 6: up to me getting photos, screaming out Batman, Batman.
Speaker 4: Have you thought about going over to the Hollywood Walk
Speaker 4: of Fame and they make Are they work on tips?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, we're not sharing him square He's Batman?
Speaker 4: Was he? Batman? Good on you, Batman.
Speaker 3: We appreciate you coming in this morning.
Speaker 5: Before you leave, do you know Carrot Man is the
Speaker 5: man that walks around carrying the giant carrot.
Speaker 4: He's also a character around town. Have you seen him?
Speaker 8: He's not a character.
Speaker 3: No, he's a superhero Batman.
Speaker 4: I just thought it was Batman.
Speaker 7: You are so inspirational. You give us all so many
Speaker 7: happy feelings.
Speaker 8: What is going on this morning?
Speaker 7: Do you have a message for Melbourne?
Speaker 6: Yes, I do. My message to Melbourne is I hope
Speaker 6: everyone can make sure they keep a great big smile
Speaker 6: on their dial, and I hope they find their happiness
Speaker 6: deep within and just make sure to keep spreading all
Speaker 6: the love and joy instead of the hatred and negativity
Speaker 6: around the world.
Speaker 8: Otherwise he will come for you.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Batman, he's got a softer side, doesn't
Speaker 5: need the joy and happiness with his terrible Melbourne weather.
Speaker 3: You are listening to Nomber one hundred Batman, That is
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Speaker 3: incredible life?
Speaker 4: Wasn't he one of the most unbelievable voices I've heard live?
Speaker 8: And you know me, mate, Adhd can't keep my attention.
Speaker 8: I sat there watching the whole time.
Speaker 3: You were blue ridible.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's the wedding of the year that none of
Speaker 7: us are invited.
Speaker 4: To, the wedding of the year.
Speaker 7: Oh big bougie Jeff Bezos, he's marrying Laura.
Speaker 4: Sanchez and Sanchez.
Speaker 7: Three day wedding in Venice. Three days, that's a long time.
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess you know, if it's a destination wedding,
Speaker 4: it's wedding.
Speaker 3: You have your recovery and then you have what.
Speaker 4: We have, well pre cocktail type of yours.
Speaker 5: I've been to a few destination weddings and they're great fun.
Speaker 5: But because everyone's traveled all the way to go there,
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter if it's in there, even in the
Speaker 5: in the country Victoria, in Queensland, overseas.
Speaker 4: You get there, you have the big drinks the night before,
Speaker 4: but you've just got to make sure you get first
Speaker 4: night feed have very nice gifts on the time, well
Speaker 4: you will gifts.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, you know when they have what's the thing.
Speaker 5: You know, I reckon the gift is going to the
Speaker 5: wedding because it's going to this is going to be
Speaker 5: So it's costing them twenty million bucks, isn't it.
Speaker 3: About twenty millions?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Now, once in Venice, around thirty five to fifty
Speaker 7: war taxis have reportedly been hired forry guests about through
Speaker 7: the city's iconic canals, so locals, as you can imagine,
Speaker 7: are up in arms all the hotels.
Speaker 4: You know, if it's a big wedding.
Speaker 5: I feel like very very famous people like that often
Speaker 5: don't have too many people there.
Speaker 4: They want it to be more into list.
Speaker 7: Kimmy Kay is on the risk.
Speaker 4: Jannel would be on it. They're really good.
Speaker 3: Friends, potentially Mick Jagger and Orlando.
Speaker 4: But she's here, she's in Adelaide.
Speaker 7: Well, I think she's She's got the jet from Adelaide
Speaker 7: to Venice.
Speaker 4: Isn't she playing in Adelaide on Saturday? I believe so
Speaker 4: she's not going.
Speaker 3: Well, she's on she's on the int list.
Speaker 7: According to this article in my Hotpital in Adelaide, has
Speaker 7: she broken up with the Lando.
Speaker 4: No, there's some speculation that they're I think.
Speaker 3: Also, she's on.
Speaker 7: Tour Leonardo DiCaprio, DiCaprio, He's going. Oprah Winfrey and the
Speaker 7: Reformers include Lady Gaga and Elta jaale On.
Speaker 3: Elton John.
Speaker 4: You dare tell me Elton John is playing at their wedding.
Speaker 8: That would be incredible.
Speaker 7: We must go, We must go. That's a lot of
Speaker 7: money to splurge twenty million dollars.
Speaker 4: But that's like us spending twenty bucks. Guys, how much
Speaker 4: is he worth?
Speaker 3: Jeff Bezos, He's worth a lot of money.
Speaker 4: So if you don't know who Jeff Bezos is, he
Speaker 4: owns Amazon.
Speaker 7: I think he's the second richest person in the world.
Speaker 3: Let's talk weddings. We love doing confessions every week on
Speaker 3: the show. This week it's wedding confessions. What have you
Speaker 3: witnessed at a wedding?
Speaker 6: Yeap?
Speaker 3: Maybe you know hear those stories where it comes out
Speaker 3: with the briders stripped the best man or oh dear.
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be selations. No, it doesn't have
Speaker 4: to be amazing.
Speaker 3: It should be a huge boogie wedding you went to, Yeah,
Speaker 3: what happened?
Speaker 7: Maybe it's something one of the guests did.
Speaker 5: I went to a wedding where the groom rode a horse.
Speaker 5: It was it was on the beach and everyone was
Speaker 5: there and he rode a horse up the beach. Did
Speaker 5: he jumped off the horse and stood there before the
Speaker 5: bride walking.
Speaker 4: Actually chair in a car, and she missed the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I was like, it's sad you're missing this.
Speaker 3: Cort.
Speaker 13: He rode this this white horse up the beach, really
Speaker 13: showy people, but it was bright and he just jumped
Speaker 13: off and then someone took the horseway and he was like,
Speaker 13: I'm ready in his suk.
Speaker 3: I've been to a couple of Lebanese weddings till you
Speaker 3: big envelopes of cash gets passed around at those things. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the wishing well, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And is it the Lebanese weddings where they do they
Speaker 4: have the big drum?
Speaker 3: Yes? I had to hold the hold the broom chair
Speaker 3: on a chair, on a chair, you don't want to
Speaker 3: be dropping.
Speaker 4: You know a lot of Jewish weddings do that too.
Speaker 8: Big Lebanese Laddin on there on the look of the chair. Fine,
Speaker 8: you know, going up and down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's pressure. Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number?
Speaker 4: Best or worst thing you've seen it a wedding?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Give us call in Routurne.
Speaker 3: I got tickets to if One, the movie up for
Speaker 3: grabs opening the phones this morning. What have you seen
Speaker 3: at a wedding? Hey, we got the five K question
Speaker 3: coming up very soon. We're talking weddings.
Speaker 5: Yes, wedding confessions. What was the best or worst thing
Speaker 5: you saw at a wedding? I went to a wedding
Speaker 5: where a guy rode a horse down the beach. The
Speaker 5: groom jumped off and then did his house. It was
Speaker 5: so it was just it just operated beautifully as well.
Speaker 5: You know those things can go horribly right.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, question, it was great.
Speaker 7: Was he in like a linen suit?
Speaker 4: He's in like a cream linen sticks it was.
Speaker 3: On the beach, it would have looked like the blank
Speaker 3: one two film clip. Yes, it would have.
Speaker 4: It just kind of got off it so smoothly as well.
Speaker 3: The wedding, I went to the other weeks of Zoey
Speaker 3: ned swimming teacher. Yeah, they had their dog come down
Speaker 3: with the ring.
Speaker 4: With the rings that can also go right.
Speaker 3: I could have went rogue, but they used I think
Speaker 3: there's some hidden spackos in there.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, hidden what smack dogs go wacko for.
Speaker 4: In the ring he would have eaten.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, just like I think.
Speaker 4: I'll like to coax him down the file.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I got out of my secret a second. Hey,
Speaker 3: let's go to Matt on thirteen, twenty fourteen. What did
Speaker 3: you say the wedding.
Speaker 11: I had a really good friend and he had a
Speaker 11: very understated wedding, very low key, just a reception hall.
Speaker 11: And then we get to the reception later on in
Speaker 11: the night and he pulls out a massive sword to
Speaker 11: cut the cake.
Speaker 3: I saw it.
Speaker 11: He's a he makes knives at the weekend in his
Speaker 11: little sheds.
Speaker 4: And homemade sword.
Speaker 11: Homemade sword, so very understated. Weddings are low key and
Speaker 11: then before we know it, he pulled out a good
Speaker 11: beta beta and a half sword to cut the cake.
Speaker 8: You don't what to be doing that? Like the wedding everything.
Speaker 4: Isn't that like a traditional thing? Don't I want to
Speaker 4: say Irish? Is it an Irish sword from the kilt?
Speaker 7: Sword from the kilt?
Speaker 8: You got sword out the wedding?
Speaker 3: Different?
Speaker 4: Don't get your sword out of the kilt. No, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 8: Definitely.
Speaker 5: Also, there is a Teppanyaki restaurant in Melbourn where they
Speaker 5: bring the If it's your birthday, they bring out a
Speaker 5: cake and they give you a sword like a samurai.
Speaker 4: So real cut it.
Speaker 3: Because I went to the one in Chinatown. They made
Speaker 3: me wear a beer saying it's my birthday.
Speaker 4: That's that's demoralizing.
Speaker 8: You've got no idea?
Speaker 4: And was it actually? Because yeah, someone always stitches you up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I come back from the bathroom, there's a bid
Speaker 3: there waiting for me.
Speaker 5: Let's got to mount Martha and now, Leah, good morning.
Speaker 5: Did you go to a good, bad, or ugly wedding?
Speaker 10: I went into great weddings, actually, both my sisters yep.
Speaker 10: My older sister her groom flew in on a helicopter.
Speaker 4: Where was the wedding? And a winery somewhere else?
Speaker 10: Ah, yes, stones in the arab vllley.
Speaker 5: It needs to be the groom because I've seen brides
Speaker 5: do that too, and the veil's going.
Speaker 4: Oh that brides can't be getting off helicopters. Yep.
Speaker 10: And then my younger sister had Darryl Braithwait playing at
Speaker 10: a wedding.
Speaker 4: Oh your family must be loaded, Lea.
Speaker 10: That was her dream, she'd been saying when she was little.
Speaker 10: If I ever get married, I'm having p called in
Speaker 10: dB play at my wedding.
Speaker 3: What's Darryl set you back to play at a wedding?
Speaker 10: I reckon, I've never asked here. I don't want to know.
Speaker 4: Twenty five k twenty five?
Speaker 3: And was it a lea?
Speaker 7: Was it a medley of songs or just the one
Speaker 7: he did?
Speaker 10: Three? He only was a couple of songs not.
Speaker 4: To take over the Night Horses one summer, one summer.
Speaker 10: And I don't know he got up on stage and
Speaker 10: sang horses with him days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he did his three bad because he needs the
Speaker 4: band and he needs to start.
Speaker 10: Off with Russell Robertson and Steel to Brano. When we
Speaker 10: all thought that was he Robert Russell.
Speaker 4: Is she friends with Russell Robertson or.
Speaker 10: I just think through she works in events, so she
Speaker 10: had a free.
Speaker 7: She got him on speed Roboh my god, how good.
Speaker 3: And you said you didn't want to overshadow the bright
Speaker 3: I mean you roll out Braithwaits the days.
Speaker 4: Then she got to get up and sing with him.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it could cool.
Speaker 4: We've got it. One of our old producers would have
Speaker 4: Daryl Breathway at her wedding as she could I reckon, Yeah.
Speaker 3: She had him her twenty first Sharon Sharon.
Speaker 7: Did Dazzer played first.
Speaker 5: By the way, when we say Sharon, her name is
Speaker 5: actually Alice, but she played netball once, so we called
Speaker 5: the Sharon Stras like you for the rest of time.
Speaker 3: Is it really alls? Yeh?
Speaker 7: Alice Chas has got John Farnham as a voicemail.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hi, you've called Pallas. Yeah that's right. What
Speaker 4: what is she doing? What's if John Farnham on her voice?
Speaker 12: Hello, m Hello, Good morning guys.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Wedding Confessions. What have you seen the wedding?
Speaker 11: Well, it was.
Speaker 12: Actually at my wedding and we had a lovely wedding,
Speaker 12: had a great day. But at a reception, one of
Speaker 12: our guests decided to have a little bit of a
Speaker 12: play with the ribbon that was holding the helium balloons
Speaker 12: up and light it with the candle, and up it
Speaker 12: went into the chool in the roof of the reception center,
Speaker 12: fire on fire.
Speaker 4: Did you all get evacuated?
Speaker 12: No, we managed to get it down before it got
Speaker 12: too bad, but it was just a little bit of
Speaker 12: a panic. And how bad did they feel, Well, yeah,
Speaker 12: they felt pretty bad. When we had our first baby,
Speaker 12: they gave us a present which was a little fire truck.
Speaker 3: So that's cute.
Speaker 4: I love that they set fire.
Speaker 5: Good men. Once everyone's okay, then you can.
Speaker 7: Yeah, should the voicemail call, We'll hear what she answers.
Speaker 8: She better not. We want to hear the John far
Speaker 8: and voicemail stand.
Speaker 3: By she answer. I hope she answers she bet so.
Speaker 3: I want to hear the voicemail answer.
Speaker 4: Don't answer, answer we can call her back.
Speaker 8: Is she I want to hear the voicemail.
Speaker 4: She won't answer a private cod imagine if she's changed it,
Speaker 4: this is going to fall flat.
Speaker 3: Gee's helms have taken through. Hello, God, we wanted to
Speaker 3: hear your voicemail. I'll hang out now.
Speaker 4: Are you Alice?
Speaker 3: I'm so pregnant.
Speaker 4: It is so pregnant. We're very excited for the baby.
Speaker 4: But we just had a caller on that had Darryl
Speaker 4: Braithwait perform at her wedding, and I said, I know
Speaker 4: someone that would want that.
Speaker 3: Oh that would be good. Twenty first though, yeah, I said,
Speaker 3: I said he was at your twenty first. Is he
Speaker 3: going to be in the birth sweep?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah, and the baby's going to be called Darryl and
Speaker 10: then Braithwaits.
Speaker 8: Have you still got John Farnamer's your voicemail?
Speaker 4: I sure do, Okay, we're going to we're going to
Speaker 4: hang up.
Speaker 3: Answer.
Speaker 7: Are you well? We miss you?
Speaker 4: I miss you.
Speaker 10: I didn't miss fight and see It.
Speaker 12: Thirty nine weeks pregnant.
Speaker 5: Though, yeah, thirty nine weeks yeah?
Speaker 4: And should we just stay on the until you have
Speaker 4: the baby? Are you lying in bed?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: I'm so jealous. Do you miss Breakfast Radio? Given that
Speaker 4: you're still in bed at eight oh one in the morning.
Speaker 2: There's not one ounce of me that does.
Speaker 7: Yeah right, okay, let's ste fancy.
Speaker 3: Love you, I love you. Good luck. Jason Clinty here too, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: now call her.
Speaker 8: Live voicemail.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 4: So if you've just tuned in, this is our old
Speaker 4: executive producer Alice, who has John Farnham as a voicemail,
Speaker 4: and we're going to have to listen to it ring
Speaker 4: about ninety again. She knows how to ruin a radio.
Speaker 8: Come on, come on, John.
Speaker 4: Send us. The voice smails John, come on.
Speaker 10: And you called ellis mate, you'll get back here.
Speaker 5: I'd love to know if anyone else out there has
Speaker 5: this celebrity that's recorded their voicemail.
Speaker 7: I'd love to know if everyone still has voicemail.
Speaker 4: I think if you call me, mine just says this
Speaker 4: voicemail is full.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no messages can be left. It is just
Speaker 3: gone to barday.
Speaker 4: It's wonderful.
Speaker 3: All right, let's off lad some money. Oh, let's go
Speaker 3: to the phones. So we might have a smarty pants
Speaker 3: year twelve student join us this morning. Hello Sophie, Hi, Hello,
Speaker 3: you're in year twelve. Yeah, I ah, Pie supporter as well,
Speaker 3: how are you going in year twelve? Are you? Are
Speaker 3: you a smarty pants?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: Not really?
Speaker 4: Have you had your midiear exams yet?
Speaker 10: I don't do exams because I do them.
Speaker 7: What's what's that?
Speaker 8: What's it?
Speaker 12: Basically I do that course instead of doing VC exams
Speaker 12: and stuff.
Speaker 2: Down there?
Speaker 3: All right, Sophie seventeen years old from Craigie.
Speaker 4: You deserve the.
Speaker 3: She's going the five hundred questions five hundred dollars all right.
Speaker 5: So if the rules are simple, you will hear a question.
Speaker 5: You'll hear three two, one countdown. You need to answer
Speaker 5: before that time is up. If you don't know, Sophie,
Speaker 5: the best advice I can give you is to have
Speaker 5: a guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, how are you with history?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 10: They come here?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 7: How are you with history?
Speaker 6: Are okay?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 8: All right, okay, all right, good luck?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Who was the first female prime Minister of the UK?
Speaker 4: Three two? The Iron Lady Thatcher? Did you who played
Speaker 4: her in the Crown?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: She was brilliant.
Speaker 3: It was it was excellent.
Speaker 4: Oh it was Margaret brilliant.
Speaker 6: Hang on.
Speaker 8: Unfortunately missing out on the money.
Speaker 3: So We're going to check your tickets to Charlotte Tilbury. Oh,
Speaker 3: we'll check your gift pack to Charlotte Tilbury. That's coming
Speaker 3: your way, presented by Mecha and Charlotte Tilbury. Unlock the
Speaker 3: Magic of Beauty. That gift bag is coming your way.
Speaker 4: It was Jillian Anderson from X Files play Really Margaret
Speaker 4: Thatcher played by Jillian Anderson.
Speaker 3: She was a hard lady. Lady go on quarter past Day,
Speaker 3: coming up your chance to win the Ultimate Mattress this morning,
Speaker 3: but next there is something I want everyone to do
Speaker 3: for me in Melbourne today and it'll make you feel amazing. Hey,
Speaker 3: last week we were doing our two undred and fifty
Speaker 3: thou Hide and Seek. We're locked away or living together?
Speaker 4: I don't need to remind me sis, How could I forget?
Speaker 3: Well? Speaking of Remonds, Hellottle reminder pop up on my
Speaker 3: phone and I sort of meant to parked yesterday, know
Speaker 3: when we were in Hide and Seek, and I sort
Speaker 3: of mentally parked because I thought, I don't really want
Speaker 3: to deal with this. Well, we're all just you know,
Speaker 3: locked away, hidden away. It was two years since my
Speaker 3: mum had passed.
Speaker 4: Away, and I was like, while we're in hide and seek.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know when you can just mentally like yeah,
Speaker 3: I sort of have a moment about that later and
Speaker 3: I was just like wow, two years, Like you know
Speaker 3: how sometimes just it can feel like yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And how'd you feel when that popped up?
Speaker 3: I really miss her, Like I was super close to
Speaker 3: my mom and dad, and there's certain things like like,
Speaker 3: you know, my dad used to be on the show
Speaker 3: now and then, and we've all spoken to our parents,
Speaker 3: and I've never gone back and heard any audio.
Speaker 8: I've never really like.
Speaker 3: I was going through photos the other day, my sisters
Speaker 3: and I were sending him and I saw some videos
Speaker 3: pop up, and I was like, I'm not ready to
Speaker 3: I know that sound to listen.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not ready to hear it.
Speaker 4: Hearing someone's voice is a real like it really gets
Speaker 4: into your phone. It's like hearing that.
Speaker 7: It's also a beautiful gift as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I do think you've got to be ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I love that I've got you right clean.
Speaker 3: I love that I've got videos and we've got technology
Speaker 3: to remember them by. In that situation, It's funny.
Speaker 5: I saw a thing from a friend of mine who
Speaker 5: lost her dad a few years ago, and she was saying,
Speaker 5: you know, we get so caught up in saying put
Speaker 5: your phone away and be in the moment, you know,
Speaker 5: And she's like, I get that, but I'm also so
Speaker 5: glad I've got all of these memories and moments like
Speaker 5: previously people didn't have the opportunity to have all those
Speaker 5: memories recorded and filmed and in our back pockets and
Speaker 5: in our phone.
Speaker 3: And I'm probably, yeah, like I know, I'm not ready
Speaker 3: to listen to that. Yeah, And this sounds silly, but
Speaker 3: it's like I've still got Mama, Dad's mobile numbers in
Speaker 3: my favorites on my phone, so you know, when like
Speaker 3: your phone next to the car, you see all the
Speaker 3: names there and I'm I'm just not ready to delete those,
Speaker 3: you know. But it just if there was something I
Speaker 3: was thinking, it was like, God love Ma. Her thing
Speaker 3: was she'd always bring me every now and then and
Speaker 3: be like, I go home, Mom, and you'd be like,
Speaker 3: have you got have.
Speaker 4: You paid your super if your tax to day?
Speaker 3: Like it was just like what parents do, and I
Speaker 3: remember like that we're all guilty of it. You'd see
Speaker 3: your parents number come up ringing, and you'd be like,
Speaker 3: I just I couldn't do it today, like boy, smile
Speaker 3: and your dad calls me to talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm guilty of everyone is clean and I was too.
Speaker 3: And I was just sitting there the other day going what.
Speaker 7: I would take, what i'd give for it, like.
Speaker 3: What i'd sorry, what I'd give to just have that
Speaker 3: phone call and have a ripping to me about payment
Speaker 3: taxes and super or your life.
Speaker 4: That's got your insurance up today, And.
Speaker 3: I guess I just wanted to bring it up and go.
Speaker 3: You know, if you are lucky to sell of parents
Speaker 3: in your life, give them a ring today, you know,
Speaker 3: or answer that call.
Speaker 4: Good reminder. Yeah, it's just you know, you it's not
Speaker 4: here forever, are they No?
Speaker 3: And you know when you're growing up, you just you
Speaker 3: think they are take it for granted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just years ago, do you feel like yesterday?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's gone. Yeah in some respects. You know,
Speaker 3: it's definitely bought. My sisters and I extremely close together,
Speaker 3: which is cool. I remember they came to visit partner three.
Speaker 3: Do you remember because you took him to a night
Speaker 3: club at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I showed him a good time.
Speaker 8: That you put Lauren on the phone.
Speaker 3: You tell her they're too old for night club.
Speaker 4: We had your mum on our show.
Speaker 5: She we'd always call her, you'd say, let's call her
Speaker 5: at Shady Pine. But I never met your dad because
Speaker 5: you lost your dad just before we formed the show,
Speaker 5: and actually we delayed the start of the show because
Speaker 5: you were going through through a really difficult time. And
Speaker 5: it's one of my great regrets that I never met
Speaker 5: your dad, because I think we would have got along
Speaker 5: very very well, dangerously well. Yeah, And I think he
Speaker 5: and I would have got stuck into you very well together.
Speaker 8: And yeah, Mum and Dad would have probably wrung you
Speaker 8: to say, can you stir him about?
Speaker 3: I mean, we've got some men. They've got the good stuff,
Speaker 3: got the good stuff, the good oil.
Speaker 4: But from what I know of your dad, there is
Speaker 4: a lot of your dad in you. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of your Da that lives on in.
Speaker 3: You, reckon.
Speaker 8: There's a bit of mom too. You. She was stubborn
Speaker 8: at times.
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like you know.
Speaker 3: You do need a reminder do your tax. But yeah, today,
Speaker 3: pick up the phone, call your folks, tell them you
Speaker 3: love them, and.
Speaker 4: A very good point and just checking.
Speaker 3: Hi, thanks for everyone who joined the show or listen today.
Speaker 8: It's been a fun one.
Speaker 4: It's been a fun one. I loved today. It's a
Speaker 4: miserable day day of the week.
Speaker 7: Stop that.
Speaker 8: I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: Because Friday, will you turn for home? We pretty much
Speaker 3: spend Fridays the weekend, don't we.
Speaker 4: We don't count tomorrow Thursday night.
Speaker 3: I feel like it can be a bit naughty. The
Speaker 3: foot is up late? Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like coming to your house for dinner tonight.
Speaker 4: Well, Paul tells me you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't what's on the menu?
Speaker 4: People?
Speaker 7: But you know I've got one invite myself. It's my
Speaker 7: mum's birthday tomorrow. No, we're taking her out tonight.
Speaker 4: Should I come to that?
Speaker 8: You should come cano? Where are we taking mom?
Speaker 7: We're going to a pub in South Melbourne. Actually love
Speaker 7: that O'Connell's. I've never been there.
Speaker 4: But it sounds is iconic there forever.
Speaker 8: Well, I need to give it.
Speaker 4: I feel like, Palma, what are you going to get
Speaker 4: mumsy for a birth?
Speaker 7: It's already sorted, thankfully the responsible sibling has done that.
Speaker 3: Can you can you put us on the car?
Speaker 5: Don't tell it a surprise hey, toned, Happy.
Speaker 3: Birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 4: So I sure you got your haircut and it looks fat?
Speaker 3: Does look?
Speaker 7: How come you know where mum's birthday is?
Speaker 8: Lauren knows all the day.
Speaker 4: You actually tell me every single.
Speaker 3: I'm dreadful remembering.
Speaker 7: But it's in your calendar.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, your mum's birthdays in minde. Yeah, because I
Speaker 4: love your mum.
Speaker 3: I love Lauren's got you on? Fine, my friend?
Speaker 7: When when did you last track me?
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: I don't actually ever mean to do it, but when
Speaker 5: I go into like your contact and then go so
Speaker 5: is it is that where you.
Speaker 8: Are buying another cat again on Saturday night?
Speaker 3: Am?
Speaker 7: I'm not here on weekends.
Speaker 4: To stand away you beautiful, magnificent woman. We love you.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow tomorrow, We'll do this.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Lauren wake up feeling good Following them on the socials