1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 2: No say we say we should try to feel bad 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 2: for everyone else. 4 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:13,120 Speaker 1: They don't get an experience with you just experienced. Imagine 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: saying that, Drue girl, that is the most man thing 6 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: I've ever heard of my life. Relatable the Relatables podcast. 7 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: It's hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy, and my 8 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: partner in crime, the Robin to my Batman. As some 9 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: might say, who Audie class? Who I'm not answering aka mummy? Who? 10 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 3: Who says that? Anyone listening? If they say that right now? 11 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:52,159 Speaker 3: You can go off right now? 12 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: Oh you do? Okay what I'm tired, man, you are, 13 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: But I'm probably not as tired as the guy that's 14 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,319 Speaker 1: losing sleep over the trash news I've got today? What 15 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 1: a segue? Okay, some Olympic news. Some Olympic news. I 16 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: don't know if you've seen this or not. I saw 17 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: it yesterday. Australian hockey player Tom Craig will lose Olympic 18 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 1: privileges after cocaine arrest in Paris. No way, really, He's 19 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: on the Kookaburras field hockey team. He's on the hockey team. Wait, 20 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,960 Speaker 1: so he got caught with coke. Yes, so Australian hockey 21 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,959 Speaker 1: player Tom Craig will lose all his Olympic privileges after 22 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 1: he was arrested for buying cocaine in Paris. Chief Chief 23 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 1: Dimssion and the Mears said this morning. Craig, twenty eight, 24 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: was arrested in Paris on Wednesday morning, just days after 25 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: the Olympics campaign came to an end, and sorry his 26 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: team's campaign. The arrest came after some players went out 27 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: following a family and friends gathering for the men's and 28 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: women's teams. A photo has also emerged on social media 29 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: showing Craig handcuffed and seated on the pavement in a 30 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: story that's sourced from Australia's success in Paris, Okay. Craig 31 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: made a brief statement to the media after leaving the 32 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: police department in Paris about six fifteen pm on Wednesday. 33 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,399 Speaker 1: Quote Craig, I made a terrible mistake and I take 34 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,400 Speaker 1: full responsibility for my actions, he said. Quote again, my 35 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: actions are my own and by no way reflect the 36 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 1: values of my family, my teammates, my friends, my sport 37 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:37,519 Speaker 1: and the Australian Olympic team. I've embarrassed you all I'm 38 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: truly sorry. Craig, accompanied by an AOC staff member, walked 39 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 1: away without answering further questions and left in a vehicle. 40 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: Mears said Craig is a good person who made a 41 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:55,240 Speaker 1: bad decision. I'm glad that the matter has been resolved 42 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: and that Tom has been released, she told the media. 43 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: But there are consequences they come with decisions like this. Well, 44 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,400 Speaker 1: Craig would receive the Australian Olympic team's support if needed, 45 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: She said, he would be moving out of the athletes 46 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,399 Speaker 1: village and would not attend the closing ceremony. In terms 47 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: of actions at this point, she kind of goes on 48 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: to say, like, there's not much more we can do. 49 00:03:14,919 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: This is how it is. Clearly Hockey Australia is disappointed 50 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: with Tom's actions, but our primary concern right now is 51 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,239 Speaker 1: his well being. Is he going to jail? So no, 52 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 1: just like just got off on a warning. I don't 53 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: even think he paid a five slap on the wrist. 54 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: Slap on the wrist, what do I do? Go by 55 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 1: it from under or something? So he actually I was 56 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: talking to Beth about last night. Apparently he bought he 57 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: bought it from a seventeen year old too, Oh my god, 58 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: how do you get caught? Yeah? I don't know, bro 59 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: must have been He's like, get me out of the 60 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: village for my friends and gathering four fucking years of training. Yeah, oh, 61 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 1: I just finished my whole campaign with the team. I'm 62 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 1: not going to another Olympics. I'm twenty eight. Yeah, I'm 63 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: not waiting another four days for to finish. Now. He's like, 64 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: I'm celebrating now, and I'm celebrating fucking here. Damn. And 65 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 1: you got card imagine the head noise? Could you imagine 66 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: what he is going through at this very second? That's bad. 67 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 3: I'm trying to think, like I know it's bad at all, 68 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,359 Speaker 3: and I don't want to justify his actions, but like, 69 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,240 Speaker 3: fuck me, it's just like. 70 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: Do we care that much? Yeah? Seriously, like his life. 71 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: It's not as trying to sell Okay, okay, promoting it? 72 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 1: Yeah okay, So yes, again we admit, like it's bad. 73 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 1: You know, Olympic athlete doing drugs yucky, yucky, yucky dude, 74 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: some of the stuff other people do and get away with. Yeah, yeah, 75 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:52,880 Speaker 1: are you kidding? 76 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 3: Well, this is just the cocaine, like badest drug there is, 77 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:00,080 Speaker 3: like Tablo Escobar Association, Like they don't know about that 78 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,720 Speaker 3: with stuff people were injecting in their bum that are 79 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 3: winning the Olympics, I know, legit, like the past four years, 80 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 3: everything they've been doing to get here. 81 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 1: And now they're all clean. Yeah, just kidding. They can't. 82 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 1: They've got to have the strictest like I surely yearly, 83 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: Like there's mad restrictions. Sorry, I like super super strict. 84 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 1: Like I tell you what, maybe looks worse. 85 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 3: I don't know if it's justifying, it's not justifying their actions, 86 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 3: but it's sort of like the amount of publicity this 87 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 3: event's got because athletes are meant to be held on 88 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 3: like the highest like statue, Like they're meant to be 89 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 3: the best diet, They're meant to do everything right. But 90 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 3: this sort of like tells the truth that like they're 91 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 3: human because like I remember growing up as a kid, 92 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 3: like as I wanted to be a soccer player. Yeah, 93 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 3: and I was like I'm gonna have the best diet, 94 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 3: I'm gonna do the best thing. I'm gonna have a 95 00:05:48,200 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 3: six pack. I can't touch anything. I can't trict alcoholic 96 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 3: country drugs. That's the worst thing ever. Yeah, growing up 97 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 3: learn a little bit how life is. But I think 98 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 3: that's how a lot of athletes think it is, especially 99 00:05:58,839 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 3: as a kid anyway. 100 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,479 Speaker 1: So this is it's like it's just life, it is. 101 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: It's crazy what you give That's what it is. Actually 102 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,920 Speaker 1: quite relatable, isn't it. It's crazy what you give up 103 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 1: to become a an Olympic level athlete. Yeah, it's like 104 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,040 Speaker 1: it's pretty wild. 105 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 3: A oh yeah, you give up events, relationships, time, the 106 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 3: amount of time it would have put in to get 107 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 3: into hockey team, be the best in Australian and Australia's 108 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 3: decent hockey team. We get sometimes medals. 109 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, actually that's pretty good. I think we can go 110 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: the good this year. But yeah, but it's also just 111 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 1: any professional sport, I think is what you give up 112 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: is the ability to make a dumb choice. Yeah you know, yeah, 113 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,120 Speaker 1: you and I have probably made a million dumb choices, 114 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,400 Speaker 1: and like you know, in. 115 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 3: The public eye, all we see it is like we're 116 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 3: not saying the actions of right bony means. But it's 117 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,960 Speaker 3: also like humans are human, they make mistakes. 118 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine if you a human being, Okay, you're a 119 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: professional athlete and you're driving along and just like everyone 120 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,440 Speaker 1: else could do in the moment. All right, you're driving 121 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 1: in your car and you accidentally be are en one. 122 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: There's gonna be a news article about that. But it's 123 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: also I was even thinking we love to talk about 124 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: like when you got to go, you gotta go. Imagine 125 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,719 Speaker 1: that time in NUSA, and like I'm thinking, like, wow, 126 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: am I going to take a shit? I can't make it. 127 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: I can't. But in the back of my head, I'm 128 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: just thinking, like I can't shit in public. I'm going 129 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: to get a fucking news article rid about me. I'm 130 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: just gonna have to shit in my rental car. I know, 131 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: like this is that ape, Like it's human. 132 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 3: Everyone's human, and they make mistakes, and it's sort of 133 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 3: just like I don't know, well, I don't know why 134 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 3: they've been put on this pedestal and because they're this 135 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 3: professional athlete they've made not to make mistakes. 136 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, one percent, I 137 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,280 Speaker 1: fully agree with you. When it then like it comes 138 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: into even the fucking I suppose where's the line. 139 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 3: Obviously illegal drugs is the line, but like, no, look 140 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 3: this fair enough, Yeah, but like where is the line? 141 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:46,440 Speaker 1: But I also think stuff like one of the things 142 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: that So my girlfriend's dad he used to be a 143 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: refah and in like a professional league, and one time 144 00:07:55,640 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: he made a bad call, right because he's a human 145 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: in a grand final, he made a bad call and 146 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 1: it was a wrong call. And obviously, but like they 147 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,120 Speaker 1: make wrong calls all the time, because it was in 148 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: a grand final, it was worse. And I don't know 149 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,400 Speaker 1: if it cost this one team the thing, but it 150 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:17,520 Speaker 1: must have contributed or something because two for two weeks 151 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,480 Speaker 1: after that, they had to have police outside their house. 152 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,960 Speaker 1: That's crazy. And and like he could he couldn't walk 153 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: out the door. There's police outside the house. His kids 154 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 1: were getting like bullied at school, they were getting like 155 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,319 Speaker 1: death threats. It's crazy, isn't it crazy? And all because 156 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,200 Speaker 1: of human made a decision and it would just so 157 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 1: happened with the second we have like fast pace, split second. 158 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,640 Speaker 1: And he says that one of the things that makes 159 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: it the worst is the fact that people can gamble 160 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 1: on sports because they have so much on the line. 161 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,440 Speaker 1: Some people fucking gamble their life savings. I didn't think 162 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 1: of that. They put one hundreds of thousand dollars on 163 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 1: this event. Someone will win, someone to lose, and they 164 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: need to blame someone. It's like I put my life 165 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: savings on the line, and you're the reason. 166 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,439 Speaker 3: It's coming back to human nature. We're idiots too, and 167 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 3: then we have to blame it on someone. Yeah, even 168 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 3: so we're talking about it in the car here, so 169 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,439 Speaker 3: some reason, so we put sports on a pedestal, but 170 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,560 Speaker 3: like we put certain professions on a pedestal, and they 171 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 3: can't make human mistakes. No, Like we're talking about it before, 172 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,880 Speaker 3: and we're like doctors, and like we're talking about we've 173 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,280 Speaker 3: had some bad doctors experiences. Yeah, like for some reason 174 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 3: we say that doctors aren't allowed to make mistakes. 175 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 1: No, like we think they shouldn't. We think they don't. Yeah, 176 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: but they're human, they're literally human. And like we were saying, 177 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: you know, doctors work at nine to five. Yeah, and 178 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 1: to them, yes, they get paid, well, I'm sure they do, 179 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:36,040 Speaker 1: but also it's their job. So imagine you at your 180 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: office job, working at nine to five. It's Friday, four thirty, 181 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:43,440 Speaker 1: and there's a meeting schedules all right, or like you 182 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 1: have an appointment with someone. You're getting that shit over 183 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: and done with as quick as you possibly can because 184 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,920 Speaker 1: you have the next two fucking days off. Literally you 185 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,520 Speaker 1: have to deal with you yeah, right, you know, to 186 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,440 Speaker 1: deal with people coming in saying my elbow hurts or 187 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,440 Speaker 1: like I fucking I'm shitting like diarrhea liquid bro. And 188 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,640 Speaker 1: so the doctor's probably getting there on a Friday afternoon. 189 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,559 Speaker 1: You're only wondering why the doctors trying to rush you 190 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 1: out of there because they want to fucking go home. 191 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:04,600 Speaker 1: And yeah, and they make mistakes, and like we were. 192 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 1: I was thinking, I was like, maybe we shouldn't be 193 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: too hard on because we went past the doctor and 194 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I don't like that one. 195 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 3: They didn't do a good job on me. I was like, man, 196 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm forgetting that they're human. 197 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they are human. 198 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 3: We forget that everyone makes mistakes. It's probably a good 199 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,319 Speaker 3: little lesson, actually, Yeah, And like maybe. 200 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 1: We should start booking doctors appointments for like maybe in 201 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: the morning first thing, like Tuesday morning, kind at the 202 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 1: start of the week, but everyone hates Monday. Yeah, first thing, 203 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,240 Speaker 1: Tuesday morning is when you probably to book a doctor 204 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 1: appointent because they're like fresh, like one or two appointments 205 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: in before lunch. All right, it's good idea is when 206 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,840 Speaker 1: they've had lunch through a bit gluggy. Let's go, let's 207 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:37,400 Speaker 1: go right, get the Crime's about like ten thirty am 208 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,679 Speaker 1: to get a doctor's appointment. Is there any job like that? 209 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:41,800 Speaker 1: We like, oh, yeah, they're going to make a mistake, 210 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:45,280 Speaker 1: like where it's like you're bound to make were like, yeah, 211 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,079 Speaker 1: we're predicting that they're going to make a stake mistake 212 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,199 Speaker 1: and we're fine with it. Like is there anything like that? 213 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: Like no food macat Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 214 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,880 Speaker 1: fast food. Well you're next, Yeah, is this like a 215 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 1: there's a level to any fast paced restaurant if something happens, 216 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 1: it's like you do Understan and that. 217 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,480 Speaker 3: But also you can look at it like this. Macas 218 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 3: are pumping out food every fucking in a couple of minutes. 219 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:09,880 Speaker 3: Doctors are pumping out people every fifteen minutes. True, they're 220 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,000 Speaker 3: going to make a mistake. They're fucking money grabbing that ship. Mate, 221 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,280 Speaker 3: What give us your many care card. We'll take one 222 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 3: twenty and you get sixty back, like you go fuck 223 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 3: safe five minutes in, five minutes out. 224 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 1: He's talking about professions that make mistakes. Do you reckon? 225 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,199 Speaker 1: Accountants ever make mistakes all the time? Numbers dude, Yes, 226 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: because my missus did her tax return on her own 227 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 1: stone phone. Yeah, she saw the amount of getting back, 228 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: and she's like, I bet you I could go to 229 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:38,320 Speaker 1: h and up block and get more back. Yeah, And 230 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 1: so she went and she goes in and he goes, Okay, 231 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: calculing blah blah blah, bah blah. He's like, okay, this 232 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,559 Speaker 1: same how much you get back? Same amount? Yeah, fifty 233 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 1: dollars less actually than what she could have got back 234 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: on her own. But then she has to pay one 235 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,400 Speaker 1: hundred and seventy dollars feet at the fucking getcount. And 236 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:58,120 Speaker 1: she was like she was living and like she had 237 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,720 Speaker 1: a bad experience something shehows like waiting there for all 238 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: the time, and I felt so bad. I was like, 239 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:14,120 Speaker 1: but Nobby, alrighty addie, I I just I wanted to 240 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,319 Speaker 1: see if you could relate to me in any of 241 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,240 Speaker 1: these things. All right, So I've thought of the top 242 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,080 Speaker 1: five things I say when I know I've had a 243 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 1: good performance in wink wink, know what I mean? If 244 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:28,960 Speaker 1: I can relate. 245 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:34,559 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm learning that Jagie boy Over is a little 246 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 3: bit too confident that sometimes. 247 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,480 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm not I'm not. No, I'm not 248 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:49,319 Speaker 1: like satire satirish Okay, okay, satirish Okay. Number five, that 249 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: wasn't even my best Have you said that? Sorry? That 250 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: wasn't even my best work. So she's there like. 251 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 3: Oh that was good, and you're to say like that 252 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,560 Speaker 3: wasn't in my birth like Chad sucking chin on his head. 253 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,840 Speaker 1: Oh, I say it with a smile. I don't say 254 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:17,960 Speaker 1: it's seriously seriously saying that. No way. Okay, number four, 255 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 1: I feel bad for everyone else because they don't get 256 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: to experience what we just experienced. Okay, that's a team effort. One. Okay, 257 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: I'm glad you said, well what you just experienced? 258 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 2: No say, we say we you shy feel bad for 259 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 2: everyone else they don't get experience with you just experienced. 260 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 2: Imagine saying that true girl, that is the most man 261 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:47,640 Speaker 2: I've ever heard of my life. 262 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,640 Speaker 1: Do you have you said that before? Yeah? Yeah, but 263 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: it's we like, it's as it's as a as a whole. Okay, 264 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,680 Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. 265 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, we say it was also like she was so good. 266 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,400 Speaker 3: I get The first one wasn't relatable. This one, I say, 267 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 3: we say, aren't we lucky? 268 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:10,680 Speaker 1: Okay? Kind of cute. Yeah, yeah, this is what I 269 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:16,640 Speaker 1: say when I think I haven't performed as well as 270 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: is being set up performed so most times, so this 271 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 1: is a pretty popular one. Number three This is as 272 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: if she was going, oh no, it was actually good? 273 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:28,800 Speaker 1: All right, now what's it actually? But I'm kind of 274 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 1: actually knowing, like, yeah, it was that. What's actually good? Yeah? 275 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: You just want that hype up a little bit. I'll 276 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,800 Speaker 1: be like I'll be like, oh sorry, no, no, no, it 277 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: was gonna be hop me up more. I need it, 278 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: all right? Number two? Should I get you a towel? 279 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: Or do you need a minute? Like the town? It's 280 00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:02,840 Speaker 1: such a nice gesture and you are something's wrong of 281 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: your are? Do you need a minute? Like I know? 282 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: I just do you need a minute to cool down? 283 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,400 Speaker 1: I'm intrigued to see. Not relatable for me at or 284 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 1: Number one what's up? This is number one? Okay, top five, 285 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: number one of the top five things I say when 286 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 1: I know I've had a good performance. Surely the neighbors heard. 287 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:35,880 Speaker 1: See here's the thing. Here's the thing. Is not serious. 288 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 1: Yes you are not serious. I could never say that 289 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,240 Speaker 1: and believe it. Yes you do, but actually you do 290 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 1: believe it. Actually no, no, no, no, no, Sometimes I do 291 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:50,360 Speaker 1: like I actually want a lot of I am doing 292 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,760 Speaker 1: like there was it? Actually one? Yeah that actually one 293 00:15:52,880 --> 00:16:00,960 Speaker 1: sort of relatable. But the neighbors, Yeah, that surely never 294 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: said that. So I thought i'd better follow these up 295 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,840 Speaker 1: with Top five things I say when I know I've 296 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,400 Speaker 1: had a bad performance. That's fatter. Yeah, so these will 297 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,760 Speaker 1: be relatable for any class. Top So top five things 298 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,360 Speaker 1: I say when I know I've had a bad performance. 299 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,560 Speaker 1: I say, you're just too good. Oh no, that's good. 300 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that couldn't last. Number four? Are we 301 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 1: ready to go again? In ten minutes? Making promises? I 302 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: can't keep you go ten? I go too? You say 303 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 1: two minutes? 304 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, like ten, because then the moment's gone. I need too, 305 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 3: a little bit of kissing and get me go go 306 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 3: for it. Nah, stick it in and over the best 307 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 3: the first, the first like ten minutes after, Yeah, don't 308 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,120 Speaker 3: even kiss me because I feel gross? 309 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:47,880 Speaker 1: Really yeah, clarity at that post night? Yeah? Right, what 310 00:16:47,920 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: am I just done? A number three? I'll say, Oh damn, 311 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: I just don't know what happened. I swear that last longer. 312 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:10,679 Speaker 1: Usually it's just not like it. It's just not like me. 313 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 1: I swear that's sort of like I'm not like other boys. 314 00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:22,560 Speaker 1: I swear number number two. In my defense, I haven't 315 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,840 Speaker 1: seen you all week. No, I like that one's a 316 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 1: good one, yea. I hope we've got to know that 317 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:34,320 Speaker 1: good one girls. Yeah, and this one is number one 318 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,040 Speaker 1: of the top five things I say when I know 319 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,640 Speaker 1: I've had a bad performance. I couldn't help it. You 320 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,639 Speaker 1: just drive me crazy. Ah a little sweetie. Ye Well, 321 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:49,000 Speaker 1: in your professional opinion, miss the sex God, I am 322 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,359 Speaker 1: so far from it. Would you say you used the 323 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 1: top five and you've had a good performance or top 324 00:17:55,320 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 1: five and you had a bad performance, more bad from now, 325 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: and to keep that list on your phone. Then when 326 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,200 Speaker 1: you're done, you're like number three bad. I haven't used 327 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 1: the I haven't used your one yet. Of was that good? 328 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,159 Speaker 1: I was always think is that a good one? You know? 329 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:16,520 Speaker 1: What I wouldn't mind thinking of is some good ways 330 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: to ask instead of saying like did you come? I 331 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,959 Speaker 1: want to be able to think of something of a 332 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,720 Speaker 1: good way to be like so, like did you finish? 333 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,680 Speaker 1: But I don't want to say that, and you're one 334 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,399 Speaker 1: of so was that a good one? Yeah? So I 335 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,119 Speaker 1: don't know why it's just it's so I feel like 336 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:35,480 Speaker 1: it's sleazy, but it's so good. Give it again, and 337 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,119 Speaker 1: I just here's the thing, though, is I know if 338 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: I have to ask that, no, it didn't happen. 339 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 3: It's sort of like the ego thing too, Like you 340 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,399 Speaker 3: see their facial expresses. That was good, Like was that 341 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:43,720 Speaker 3: a good one? 342 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 1: Was that a good one? Could be used for when 343 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 1: I know I've had a good Yeah? Yeah, So next 344 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,160 Speaker 1: time I have a good performance a couple it makes 345 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,120 Speaker 1: months from now. 346 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 3: Makes her think that like you're down in your abilities, 347 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:58,359 Speaker 3: It's true, the next time is even better, she thinks, 348 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:08,440 Speaker 3: his humble little virgin boy in reality. 349 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:12,320 Speaker 1: All right, Jake. 350 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 3: So I was driving the other day. The lights were 351 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,800 Speaker 3: backed up, and you know, those two lanes merged into 352 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:22,080 Speaker 3: one that I was waiting my turn, patiently for someone 353 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 3: to let me in, as most people do. The person 354 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 3: behind me, though, started to like jam themselves right behind me, 355 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 3: no hate, no space at all, and the other car 356 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,600 Speaker 3: was like beep, like wasn't letting him in and it 357 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,879 Speaker 3: was like road rage, And I was like, that feels 358 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,639 Speaker 3: like cheating in life, that does feel like cheating, Like 359 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,320 Speaker 3: just someone to move, yeah, like just a bide by 360 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,199 Speaker 3: the rules. There was full like road rage, and I 361 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,080 Speaker 3: was like, fuck, that's intense. 362 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: Like it I've seen. There's this video that someone posted 363 00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: of their dash cam footage and it was them doing 364 00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: like that and constantly being not let in and then 365 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 1: hitting really car. And they were posting it to be 366 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: like how dumb are all these drivers these other drivers, 367 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,400 Speaker 1: And every comment was like I don't. I think you've 368 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,919 Speaker 1: got the wrong driver, Like you're the dumb driver. They 369 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,520 Speaker 1: were roasting this fucking person. It's weird, like you're gonna 370 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,439 Speaker 1: say what, I don't know, ten not even ten seconds, 371 00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,720 Speaker 1: five seconds. Yeah, I'm not a big I'm like the 372 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,959 Speaker 1: least aggressive driver there is. I think only good thing 373 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,280 Speaker 1: about having my car is like because it's a bigger 374 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,360 Speaker 1: kind of big ut sort of like, yeah, I sort 375 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 1: of just have a little bit of authority. You feel like, 376 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: I don't know, I kind of because I've been driving 377 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,439 Speaker 1: my dad's big car. Yeah, I kind of miss my 378 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,400 Speaker 1: little car because I could just dip dip in without 379 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 1: even any notice. Mate. True, so good, you're best of both, 380 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 1: wort small car, you can dip in, big car, other 381 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,320 Speaker 1: cars look out for you. True. True, But that brings up. 382 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:48,120 Speaker 1: This is things that feel like cheating but aren't well 383 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,840 Speaker 1: made to go first. Yeah, those aren't even about life. 384 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,080 Speaker 1: This is about like relationship. 385 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 3: I was just in life example, all right, eating food 386 00:20:57,359 --> 00:20:58,880 Speaker 3: before we were supposed to hang out. 387 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 1: Oh yo, I've never even thought of that. I wouldn't. 388 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 1: That's rude as fuck, By the way, so do I 389 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,120 Speaker 1: always if I'm hanging out with my girlfriend, I wait, 390 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,600 Speaker 1: I starve myself, yeah, because I want to eat with her. 391 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,119 Speaker 1: You know what? That's bonding time. That is It's like 392 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,439 Speaker 1: you starve yourself because we get with her, but then 393 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,200 Speaker 1: when you get to wherever you are with her lollygagging, 394 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:19,120 Speaker 1: all she does is take her time. 395 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,639 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I thought you were going to be 396 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,240 Speaker 3: really cute then and say like your tummy aches are 397 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,320 Speaker 3: gone because you like just as soon as you he doesn't. 398 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,720 Speaker 4: You know, what are you talking about? 399 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: Trying to finish my sentences? Just no, I would never 400 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 1: say that I've been rubbing off on you. Fucking hell. 401 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,439 Speaker 1: Things that feel like cheating but aren't hiding his phone 402 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,359 Speaker 1: screen oh yeah, hundred percent. Like if he's trying to 403 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:48,080 Speaker 1: get your gift, he's sending a message and he's just like, yeah, 404 00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,600 Speaker 1: you know what I do. Sometimes if I'm with Beth 405 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,240 Speaker 1: and I go on my phone and put my phone down. 406 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 1: If I'm at home, I do this, Yeah I do. 407 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 1: It's because we get messages about work. Yes, I do this. 408 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,680 Speaker 1: But when if I'm at best and I put my 409 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,520 Speaker 1: phone and I do that, I'm like, oh shit, and 410 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,399 Speaker 1: I flip it over just so she knows this. I 411 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:03,879 Speaker 1: don't care what. 412 00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,640 Speaker 3: The other day, by accident, Casey's like, what are you hiding? 413 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,639 Speaker 3: And I was like, what do you mean? She's like, 414 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,639 Speaker 3: why are you boy hiding from me? 415 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:13,359 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, sorry, just have it okay. Things 416 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,160 Speaker 1: that feel like cheating, but aren't having a work friend 417 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,880 Speaker 1: that's a girl, a work friend that's a great it's 418 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: start calling him your work wife. And we've got a 419 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:26,160 Speaker 1: different story over here. I don't know any gender any 420 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:30,639 Speaker 1: gender friends. Mate, you never know. Fucking Now. You go 421 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 1: things that feel like cheating, but aren't buying a coworker 422 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:33,960 Speaker 1: a coffee. 423 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 3: Oh you're going out. You're in the office and in 424 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,880 Speaker 3: the opposite sex obviously. Yeahah yeah, Like imagine like four trading. 425 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,760 Speaker 4: From the company's I feel like I'm treating my girlfriend 426 00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,320 Speaker 4: whin being that guy that makes everything awkward. You're just 427 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,040 Speaker 4: four traders, all right, you go get coffees you anyway, Like, 428 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,639 Speaker 4: I feel like I'm cheating my girlfriend and they just 429 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:57,199 Speaker 4: shut up fuck off, Like go back to there. 430 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,440 Speaker 1: Literally, yeah, you're in the wrong profession. Yeah, go to 431 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:05,000 Speaker 1: marketing or something. They dance for work. Oh. Man. 432 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 3: Things that feel like cheating but aren't. Bit of a 433 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,520 Speaker 3: nostalgic one here, but I also was like, yes, this 434 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,480 Speaker 3: is so true. Making eye contact with a teacher during 435 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,480 Speaker 3: a test. You dropped out of school long time ago, 436 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,120 Speaker 3: but big test and then you like look up and 437 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 3: they mean. 438 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:22,159 Speaker 1: You smirk or something. It's it's like they're feeding me 439 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,680 Speaker 1: the information. Oh okay, yeah. 440 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,120 Speaker 3: Okay, you know you've dropped out, mane now drop out 441 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 3: and you're too busy giving coffees of trades. 442 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,040 Speaker 1: Mate, this one is fucking good. Okay. Things that feel 443 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 1: like cheating but aren't the first date that you go 444 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:43,000 Speaker 1: on after a breakup. Oh that actually does it does 445 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,160 Speaker 1: doesn't it? It doesn't feel right, doesn't feel right at all. 446 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,639 Speaker 1: You're like, what it feels wrong? You're like, yeah, like, 447 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 1: what am I doing it? What am I doing? You 448 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,840 Speaker 1: feel so out of place in awkward, even though it's 449 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,480 Speaker 1: not at all, you're fully that's actually a very good answer. 450 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,760 Speaker 1: The rest of aren't really yeah, the rest of really dumb. 451 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,960 Speaker 1: This one's like really good. Like it actually does feel 452 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:03,119 Speaker 1: like cheating and it's not. That's true, Okay, opposite end 453 00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,080 Speaker 1: of the spectrum. I think this is maybe cheating. Let 454 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: me know what you think things that feel like cheating 455 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,639 Speaker 1: but aren't being a story like her? Oh yeah, I 456 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,399 Speaker 1: would say that's flirting the funk out of someone hundred 457 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,440 Speaker 1: like you're in a relationship girls, picture of a face 458 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 1: or bikini, Like I'm just a story. 459 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,600 Speaker 3: Like like, what what is it like? Some people's rebuttals, 460 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,240 Speaker 3: like you know how you like a feed post? Is 461 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,640 Speaker 3: that like the same thing as they're saying, Like, I'm 462 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,479 Speaker 3: just a story like her. 463 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 1: I don't even like feed posts. I'm a terrible person. 464 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,040 Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I liked a feed 465 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,120 Speaker 1: post so much. I like, I like my girlfriend's feed 466 00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: post the double top, I like yours. Yeah no, but 467 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 1: I like muscle memory like like I like yours. I 468 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 1: like like that's actually when cassies come up, I muscle 469 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 1: memory like them. Yeah, just because I'm like, I'll just 470 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,440 Speaker 1: give them a bit of algorithm. I think I'm like algorithm, algorithm, 471 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,919 Speaker 1: that's the most people. I'm like, I know my name. 472 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,959 Speaker 1: Imagine like you're having a fighter where the bets just like, 473 00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:02,280 Speaker 1: why are you liking all these girls things? Algorithm, I'm 474 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,520 Speaker 1: trying to boost the algorithm, trying to help himut boost 475 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,239 Speaker 1: their algorithm. I'm telling you right now, I know how 476 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 1: this works. 477 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:13,800 Speaker 4: All right, look at my phollow event your forwaring algorithm, 478 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,800 Speaker 4: because think about. 479 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 1: That's actually such a good fucking excuse. Okay, that's the 480 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,560 Speaker 1: funniest thing is girls like why'd you have heard of 481 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,159 Speaker 1: he be like, I swear I fell asleep and my 482 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: phone was open and does that thing where it doesn't 483 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,639 Speaker 1: turn off and I must have rolled over and double tapped. 484 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: All right, they think of these dumb excuses. Just straight 485 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,560 Speaker 1: up and be like, I'm supporting the girl algorithm. Guys, algorithmy, 486 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,399 Speaker 1: don't you want to support them? That's good things that 487 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,199 Speaker 1: feel like cheating but aren't. When an ex appears in 488 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,800 Speaker 1: your dream and you're still in a relationship with them 489 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,080 Speaker 1: and it's a good dream, I would argue that's cheating. 490 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,439 Speaker 1: Why are you dreaming about your X? I know you 491 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,359 Speaker 1: can't help it, but subconsciously it's there for a reason, 492 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:53,120 Speaker 1: is it. Why else do your dreams mean anything? Yeah, 493 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,520 Speaker 1: I was a part the other day and I'm sick. 494 00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 1: I hope, I hope that happens. I don't dream about 495 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:07,160 Speaker 1: clapping my ex clapping cheeks. You. I wish I did 496 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,160 Speaker 1: with my girlfriend, but that doesn't happen. Come on, brain, 497 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:15,800 Speaker 1: do you think I've only ever had one, maybe two 498 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:21,000 Speaker 1: wet dreams? Never? Really, I've had like one or two. Never, 499 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: I haven't had one for all, like years. All right, 500 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,120 Speaker 1: I haven't had one for years. But when I did 501 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,200 Speaker 1: have them, they were never about the person I was with. 502 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,760 Speaker 1: Maybe it was your body no longer with them. Maybe 503 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,640 Speaker 1: it was your body telling you that this is over 504 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 1: your brain newer before the rest of you. Yeah. Wow, 505 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,000 Speaker 1: so it is cheating. 506 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,320 Speaker 3: So maybe it is cheating. I think it's cheating. Yeah, 507 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,840 Speaker 3: though you can't help it. But it's obviously because you've planted 508 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,800 Speaker 3: the thoughts in there yourself. 509 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:49,240 Speaker 1: But it's you know, it was a dream. I don't 510 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 1: care you're going to tell your missus that you had 511 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:57,920 Speaker 1: a dream about your ex communications. 512 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,399 Speaker 3: Things that feel like cheating, but aren't having inside jokes 513 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:08,480 Speaker 3: with someone else. I reckon that feels like cheating. Really, yeah, 514 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,439 Speaker 3: imagine you just started getting to himself. You came in 515 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 3: here and both Jack and just started like, oh with Jack, Yeah, 516 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,520 Speaker 3: you started laughing. I'm like, what's funny? 517 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,720 Speaker 1: You must have been living with me and Harry Hash 518 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:23,760 Speaker 1: don't tell you. I was like, what's his? That? Actually? No, 519 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 1: that makes sense, Yeah, that makes sense. Things that feel 520 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 1: like cheating, but aren't loving a pet that was gifted 521 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,280 Speaker 1: to you by an X. Oh yeah, you can't do that, 522 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,400 Speaker 1: gifted to you. But if you you were with the 523 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,960 Speaker 1: X and the pet was gifted to you, it's your pet. 524 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: Break up and he's like, it's your pet, keep it, 525 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,600 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. But you love the pet. You're not 526 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,359 Speaker 1: gonna not stop. You can you can't stop loving it. 527 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,160 Speaker 1: Does that mean you still love your REXO? No, it's 528 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,879 Speaker 1: not your re made I agree, I'll just say it. 529 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,080 Speaker 1: I was just saying you should put that thing the 530 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,440 Speaker 1: r SPC. A mate adopted it. 531 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 4: You know, if you truly wanted to get over your race, 532 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,880 Speaker 4: you were taking put it up for adoption. 533 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: What else feels like cheating? But isn't having exes? Fact, 534 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:10,680 Speaker 1: knowing my girlfriend had a boyfriend before me? Yea, what crazy. 535 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:17,720 Speaker 1: It's cheating disgusting If you ask me, they must have 536 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:22,960 Speaker 1: been hallucinations something. What feels like cheating but isn't. When 537 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,520 Speaker 1: he says have a good day to a girl at 538 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: the macas dride through a capy day, if that feels 539 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,640 Speaker 1: like cheating, I think you've got to read I got 540 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,320 Speaker 1: one more. That's kind of the same telling their name 541 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 1: into a girl who's taking their coffee. Wait, maybe maybe 542 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,560 Speaker 1: I'm a perfect gentleman because I don't like to say 543 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,960 Speaker 1: addie because they normally say what or how do you 544 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: spell that? And I don't want to. I like to 545 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 1: avoid as much human contact as possible, so I just 546 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,440 Speaker 1: say Sam, so with my girl. Yeah. My girlfriend's behind 547 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: me and she hears me say Sam's like yeah, he's 548 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 1: looking at how you do it? Though, because when they 549 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,680 Speaker 1: call it if I gave him, it's because you're I 550 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 1: gave him Sam, and they start yelling out Sam. Yeah. 551 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: They'd be yelling out Sam for ten minutes before I 552 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,160 Speaker 1: remembered I gave him the name Sam. Yeah, your thinkers, FU, 553 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 1: there's no way you've never forgotten before. Oh I didn't 554 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,200 Speaker 1: I get it all time? Man, I'm on my stuff, mate, 555 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 1: Ask me anything. I've heard you give the name Pegasus before. 556 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,040 Speaker 1: How do you expect them to spell that? Not oddie? 557 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 1: I was just feeling it's venturous that day. Fucking hell. 558 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,000 Speaker 1: I think they asked, like, where do you that that fro? 559 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,360 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yeah, yeah. Things feel like cheating, but 560 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,960 Speaker 1: I'm smiling at a text from someone else. Fuck yeah, 561 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's when you know you're in love. 562 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 1: But imagine being caught smiling at a text. All right, 563 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,560 Speaker 1: it's my last wife. I got one more keeping a 564 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,680 Speaker 1: secret from them on their birthday, Christmas, et cetera. What 565 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,640 Speaker 1: so like you got him a president's coming later and 566 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: you're like, I can't tell you, Like I've got your present, 567 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: I can't tell you what this episode is about. I 568 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,280 Speaker 1: was like, how human nature is just like terrible the 569 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,360 Speaker 1: start of it if like we're too hard at ourselves 570 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: and no one can make mistakes, and everything feels like cheating. 571 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,560 Speaker 1: My last one is actually this one actually does feel 572 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 1: like cheating. This might be the only other one, a 573 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,800 Speaker 1: good one. Things that feel like cheating, but aren't not 574 00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:17,800 Speaker 1: telling your friends about your girlfriend. Yo. That's so true 575 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,920 Speaker 1: because a lot of people that start and say it's like, oh, yeah, 576 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: just keep it our secret, like, shut up, own me, yeah, fuck, 577 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:29,200 Speaker 1: show me off. Yeah, I'm like eleven, like walk around 578 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 1: the keys, I'm the keys, walk around with me? Weird ay, yeah, 579 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: i'd say it so weird. 580 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 3: I've never understood that, especially even when you have sex 581 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 3: with someone, like what if we keep this our secret? 582 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, why did you have sex with me? Then? Yeah, 583 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,960 Speaker 1: let's just keep this out a little secret. 584 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, because obviously ashamed. I've always thought that, like, if 585 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,960 Speaker 3: you don't have sex with someone, let's like own it fu. 586 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:56,000 Speaker 3: Yeah all right, everybody, thank you for listening. 587 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,880 Speaker 1: Once again. Where can they find more episodes? Jake Patreon? 588 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 1: And it's only five dollars a month for an extra 589 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,440 Speaker 1: hour long episode every single week. Do we need that again? 590 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,600 Speaker 1: Get over there. Community is growing every single day, and yeah, 591 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:12,080 Speaker 1: good luck, community going on. It's wonderful. Yeah. So otherwise, 592 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 1: we love you, See you later.