Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan show. Let's go clicking.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clickbait.
Speaker 1: Let's do Whoopie Goldberg and Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: There's a fight, bruin now well loving Whoopee at the
Speaker 2: moment because she's saying heaps, she's salty. Yeah, she doesn't
Speaker 2: want to be there this season. But that's okay.
Speaker 1: She doesn't And you know what, You get to an
Speaker 1: age where you don't want to be anywhere, but yet
Speaker 1: you still are, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And her not wanting to be there, that's good TV.
Speaker 1: I agree. So she's so so far this year. She's
Speaker 1: cracked it at the production team. She's just cracking it
Speaker 1: all over the place. She's recently cracked it at Donald
Speaker 1: Trump because he said that she is stupid and all
Speaker 1: sorts of other things.
Speaker 3: Have a listen, do I watch that stupid view where
Speaker 3: you have these really dumb people.
Speaker 2: She's a dummy.
Speaker 3: I watched her over the year, So that is one
Speaker 3: dumb That is one dumb woman.
Speaker 2: No, I've hired.
Speaker 3: Whoopee to work for me as a comedian before this stuff.
Speaker 3: Her mouth was so foul, she was so filled, dirty, disgusting.
Speaker 3: Half the place left. I said, I'd never hire her again.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's more disgusting using a rude word or
Speaker 1: grabbing someone on their private paths?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think he's got a leg to stand
Speaker 2: on there. Also, she's a comedian, like you say filthy things.
Speaker 2: That's why we love woop.
Speaker 1: I know, it's like saying, oh, I hired Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: and he said a swear. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Anyway, as
Speaker 1: per the Great will Be Goldberg has responded to this.
Speaker 4: As it turns out, I was filthy. I was filmy,
Speaker 4: and you knew that when you hired me. A headlined
Speaker 4: babe and you are casino, which I might have continued
Speaker 4: to play had you not run it into the ground exactly.
Speaker 3: How dumb are you?
Speaker 4: You hired me four times and you didn't know what
Speaker 4: you were getting.
Speaker 2: How dumb are you?
Speaker 1: I mean, she was a trail blaze, a stand up comedian,
Speaker 1: a female that was dirty and swore, and you know
Speaker 1: she's amazing.
Speaker 2: She's magnificent even in that. Just the way she delivered
Speaker 2: that then it was as if she was delivering a monologue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's magical. I know who I'd rather go and see.
Speaker 1: Speaking of name a more iconic trio than Ariana Grande,
Speaker 1: Stevie Nicks, and look Bow and Yang. Most of you
Speaker 1: won't know that, but he is iconic.
Speaker 2: He's a comedian on SNL and I love him. He's
Speaker 2: really funny.
Speaker 1: They are all on SNL Saturday Night Light, I mean
Speaker 1: guest hosting Ariana Grande and Stevie Nick's dead fantastic and
Speaker 1: have a listen to the tricks that they pulled out
Speaker 1: during the promo.
Speaker 3: He am Ariana Grande and I'm hosting SNL this.
Speaker 1: Week with Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 2: Is your second team host? Well, you know what they say,
Speaker 2: lightning strokes maybe once, maybe twice.
Speaker 1: You can't trick me into singing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, Stevie.
Speaker 2: So Urrie, how was your weekends?
Speaker 1: It was good? You know, I climbed a mountain and
Speaker 1: I turned around funny because I saw my reflection on
Speaker 1: the snow covered hills and the landslide ron me dwn
Speaker 1: my gosh, Ye, I've got goosebumps. What is she going
Speaker 1: to sing on that show?
Speaker 2: Ariana or Stevie Stevie? Do we think Stevie will sing?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You reckon, Yes, I hope So I'm not sure if
Speaker 2: she will. I feel like I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 2: it was just Ariana.
Speaker 1: But why have Stevi nix on there if she's not
Speaker 1: going to sing?
Speaker 2: I know, but just to be iconic, she will.
Speaker 1: She had to do. She will come on.
Speaker 2: She didn't really give it heaps in that promo.
Speaker 1: I don't know they'll sing something together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, I have chuck them both on stage.
Speaker 1: Yes, So more around the Grande news. Very exciting for
Speaker 1: Joel who's coming up next. She's coming to Australia to
Speaker 1: attend the Wicked premiere. O Joel is counting down the days.
Speaker 1: I'm talking, of course, of Joel Creasy counting the other
Speaker 1: days to this movie kicking off. It is very, very
Speaker 1: exciting that Ariana Grande is going to be here in
Speaker 1: the country for the premiere.
Speaker 2: Now the premiere is November three, but it hits cinemas
Speaker 2: November twenty two.
Speaker 1: November third's my birthday and that's why she's coming.
Speaker 2: It's meant to be. You should maybe go up and
Speaker 2: hopefully hear her sing this light gravity.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I remember hearing this song for the
Speaker 1: first time in the audience. I was you know, things
Speaker 1: are good when you.
Speaker 2: Grab your boobs better than sex, and I.
Speaker 1: Was weeping and I every time I hear it, if
Speaker 1: I am just a bit tight or a bit sad
Speaker 1: or a bit depressed, that will kick me off like
Speaker 1: never before.
Speaker 2: Full meant to be?
Speaker 1: Who The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show. We
Speaker 1: are seconds away from the weekend and seconds away from
Speaker 1: rick Lee, Tim and Job. But let's go clicking.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's cliche and it really.
Speaker 1: Is Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel. Today. Ricky Lee is
Speaker 1: back from her Australian Idol break, Yes, and I can't
Speaker 1: wait to hear her on air.
Speaker 2: For one, I heard another one of the judges this
Speaker 2: week on that show, a radio dude, if you will
Speaker 2: come out and slam the auditions and the talent that
Speaker 2: they've been receiving this week. Really yeah, apparently no good?
Speaker 1: But why would you say that? I know? All right,
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Kanye West. He's in the news
Speaker 1: a lot lately because there's divorce rumors between he and
Speaker 1: his wife of two years, Biankersen. Sorry who In case
Speaker 1: you don't know, I just love this tidbit. He's an
Speaker 1: Australian girl, grew up in Melbourne. Yeah, family still here.
Speaker 2: And started as an architect working for Easy.
Speaker 1: So what when you say architect, do you mean an
Speaker 1: actual architect or is that a name.
Speaker 2: A proper architect? Yeah, for you know, when he would
Speaker 2: do his Sunday service sort of concerts and there would
Speaker 2: be a big build, or if Easy would do a
Speaker 2: events like yeah, wow, yep.
Speaker 1: Oh, so she's really smart and accomplished.
Speaker 2: Correct, and then that was a little office romance.
Speaker 1: Well, I just feel like that relationship is I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to judge other people's relationships, but it
Speaker 1: looks so dysfunctional to me. Her getting around in odd
Speaker 1: outfits because he said, I don't like women doing things
Speaker 1: just because a man tells them to, I think, and I.
Speaker 2: Think there's a bit of that happening with Kanye. Well,
Speaker 2: if you look past through his exes, it happened with Kim,
Speaker 2: it happened with amberros Like that's kind of how it goes.
Speaker 1: Too controlling way to Kiaky.
Speaker 2: Although he did completely change Kim's fashion, I'll give him that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That's true. I mean there's always you know,
Speaker 1: there's always a winner in these scenario. But he has
Speaker 1: allegedly high at speaking of Melbourne Bianca. His wife was
Speaker 1: in Melbourne recently and Kanye was allegedly high at a
Speaker 1: PI to follow her. I'm sorry, is there a bigger
Speaker 1: red flag than that? That is creepy and also what
Speaker 1: an idiot. The only reason and we know about it
Speaker 1: is because he didn't pay the guy and now it's
Speaker 1: in you know, open knowledge because the guy is suing him.
Speaker 1: If you're going to be a massive control freak and
Speaker 1: overstep the line like this.
Speaker 2: Hey the dude's bill, pay the bill.
Speaker 1: Wow, I want to know what he's trying to find too.
Speaker 2: I think Kanye has got some proper paranoia, So I'd
Speaker 2: say to just come from that.
Speaker 1: I wonder where she went, Like, I wonder if you
Speaker 1: know she she was followed to like you know the
Speaker 1: or like you know, Baker's Delight and she picked up
Speaker 1: a pun of the casta and she what sort of
Speaker 1: details have passed on? Did she did she get its
Speaker 1: sand which sliced off toast?
Speaker 2: Like the miss in Melbourne coffee is probably hit up
Speaker 2: here for coffee shops. When she was here?
Speaker 1: Yes, where did she go? What were her movements? Hey,
Speaker 1: let's move on to Oh no, I really wanted to
Speaker 1: play my little grab. When I read this high when
Speaker 1: I read this headline, Kanye West allegedly hire to fix
Speaker 1: it and investigate and follow Biankersen. Sorry, I I heard
Speaker 1: in my mind the great will be Goldburg. We talked
Speaker 1: about earlier on the show, saying this, you.
Speaker 2: And danger girl.
Speaker 1: You in danger girl, Get out of there. Let's move
Speaker 1: on to Brazilian drunk monkeys. There is some gorgeous footage
Speaker 1: of monkeys. It never fails to thrill me. How human
Speaker 1: monkeys are?
Speaker 2: I know, it's scared. It kind of scares me.
Speaker 1: Are they your favorite enclosure at any zoo? Their mine?
Speaker 2: They were Swani so much so my first hot mail?
Speaker 2: Have we spoken about this? My first hot mail was
Speaker 2: BB zero seven because I loved Big Brother Underscore monkey
Speaker 2: at hotmail dot com. Tom's got his hands in his
Speaker 2: face because he knows that was my MSN.
Speaker 1: BB seven underscore monkey. Oh my god, you're so cute.
Speaker 1: You were on some very cute innocence.
Speaker 2: I know. And when I got real jaded and started
Speaker 2: working in radio.
Speaker 1: And then what did you change your What did you
Speaker 1: change your I.
Speaker 2: Want to I won't say it now because it's my
Speaker 2: current one, OK, but it's just a very serious with
Speaker 2: my name.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, change, you grew up, I grew up, babies
Speaker 1: growing up anyway. These monkeys have been filmed in a
Speaker 1: park getting through all the litter, finding the booze bottles
Speaker 1: with a little bit in the bottom, and then it's
Speaker 1: bottoms up and they're just standing on the side of
Speaker 1: the bin. And that is you and I in about
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