WEBVTT - Man Divorces Wife For The Most Unhinged Reason Of All Time

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<v Speaker 1>We've got get every day adelaide D's what if I've

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<v Speaker 1>noticed through parenthood and watching what my lovely wife Kara

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<v Speaker 1>does and how she brings up the kids, is your

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<v Speaker 1>parenting from the female perspective can be very very taxing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just going to say mentally, but oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>physically as well, in particular breastfeed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like it's like if you've got a parasite

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<v Speaker 2>living inside you and then it comes outside your body

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<v Speaker 2>and it attaches itself to you for another six months.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, isn't it a beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it a joys and breastfread and beautiful thing?

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<v Speaker 1>What about this little exchange from a couple based in

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<v Speaker 1>New York, Surprise, surprise. A husband has texted his wife

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<v Speaker 1>that he wants to end their marriage because of an

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<v Speaker 1>outrageous reason. In an exchanging message, he accuses her of

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<v Speaker 1>incest over a disrespectful act shortly after she had given birth.

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<v Speaker 1>This disrespectful act is breastfeeding their son. He said, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how I feel about it. The couple, whose name

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<v Speaker 1>is April and Jonathan on Twitter. He explained, you've been breastfeeding,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how I effing feel about this, April was

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<v Speaker 1>taken back and asked when her husband is coming to

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<v Speaker 1>get her. He then responds, I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 1>am the new mum. Then offered, if you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>seeing it, maybe I could just do it in a

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<v Speaker 1>different room. He said, you go behind my back and

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<v Speaker 1>do something I've stressed about not doing. It's a proven

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<v Speaker 1>scientific fact that breast milk is no better than modern formula,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll never be able to look at you the

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<v Speaker 1>same way again. I think you're a bad wife. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you don't respect me. I think you took a

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<v Speaker 1>joy away from me. I think a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy your boobs. Now they've been another man's mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>I no longer enjoy your boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, Oh my god. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>my response to that would be. I don't want your

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<v Speaker 2>mouth on my boobs anymore. You're disgusting. You're a vaulting

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<v Speaker 2>human being, and you're also a bit screwed up in.

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<v Speaker 1>The heads one hundred percent. Imagine being jealous and fighting

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<v Speaker 1>effectively with a few day old babies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean over what is the most natural act

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<v Speaker 2>in the world. What a painut I've had some weird

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<v Speaker 2>stuff in my time in radio.

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<v Speaker 3>But that is up there in the top three.

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<v Speaker 1>That's to be. That's got to be. I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to say one in a million. That's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>almost one in a billion. Things like that. Surely what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more on. I don't want to go too far

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<v Speaker 1>aggressively the other way, but you know, I see hear it,

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<v Speaker 1>and quite seriously, I used to hear stories about how

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<v Speaker 1>women would say that if they saw a man being

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<v Speaker 1>a father, just how much would turn them on, Like

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<v Speaker 1>quite seriously, I understand that now from a different perspective. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when I watch my wife do what she does with

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<v Speaker 1>the kids and even things like breastfeeding, all these things

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<v Speaker 1>which he's so unbelievably good at, she's got the patience

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<v Speaker 1>of someone who's get tested to their core. I I'm

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<v Speaker 1>extremely turned on, like seriously watching her be a mother,

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<v Speaker 1>and because she's so good at it. Yea, I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what makes my ovaries pop.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's so that's so very sweet inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, if you were to sit here and

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<v Speaker 2>say watching her breastfeed turns you on, to say that

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<v Speaker 2>would be a little bit strange, But no, I get

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<v Speaker 2>what you're saying. You just it makes you love her

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<v Speaker 2>more and while they're aroused because she's such a good mother. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying it's inappropriate that we're having this conversation at

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<v Speaker 1>Blakeview Primary School. It's awkward. It's still does they're not here.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's what you're waking up to, Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the news todays?

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<v Speaker 2>The information could be overwhelming for people. That's why we

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<v Speaker 2>like to break things down. Let's go to Abbey in

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<v Speaker 2>the newsroom. What's topping the headlines this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Apps, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it's a very busy Friday here in the newsroom.

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<v Speaker 5>A few things that are piqued my interest. We have

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<v Speaker 5>the largest commercial rocket to ever launch of Australian soil

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<v Speaker 5>and it's happening right here in out back essay. So

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<v Speaker 5>it's just northwest of Sjuna. The German built rocket will

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<v Speaker 5>test new propulsion technology which is basically candle wax and

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<v Speaker 5>liquid op so it'll travel to an altitude of fifty

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<v Speaker 5>kilometers and then parachute back to Earth.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go. Yeah, the rocket, no doubt powered by

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<v Speaker 1>the anger of Port.

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<v Speaker 5>Adelaide, wasn't it a game. I couldn't help myself. I

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<v Speaker 5>sat up and watched it till the end. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>good on the Crows getting back on the winner's list.

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<v Speaker 4>How good. The next thing to.

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<v Speaker 5>Talk about as well, very quickly is Tasting Australia, so

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<v Speaker 5>that kicks off today. There's one hundred and fifty experiences

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<v Speaker 5>on off of from now until May twelve. Literally you

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<v Speaker 5>can pick any venue I think in South Australia and

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<v Speaker 5>in our wine region and you can go and have

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<v Speaker 5>an amazing culinary experience.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's really good as well.

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<v Speaker 5>And just lastly, really quickly, we can eat as many

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<v Speaker 5>Snitzels as we want this month because the Samid Foundation's

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<v Speaker 5>Snitty for sam is back on. So basically you can

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<v Speaker 5>go to any of the participating venues, or you can

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<v Speaker 5>go to Drakes and grab a packet of Snitzels and

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<v Speaker 5>the money goes to the Semid Foundation.

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<v Speaker 4>They do really important work.

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<v Speaker 5>They go and head into schools and speak to young

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<v Speaker 5>people about violence, the consequences of violence, and obviously at

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<v Speaker 5>the moment it's such a topical thing and we really

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<v Speaker 5>need to get behind them and support them.

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<v Speaker 4>So they're the three from me today.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely very good cause I don't think Cali's count nay

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<v Speaker 1>don't might even be good for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, definitely not, not when it's for such a good cause.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a horrible story coming out of Mexico. So

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<v Speaker 2>a desperate search is underway for these two Perth brothers,

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<v Speaker 2>Abs so Callum and Jake Robinson, both aged in their thirties,

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<v Speaker 2>have gone missing in Baja California region whilst on a

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<v Speaker 2>surfing trip. So basically they finished their surfing and camping trip,

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<v Speaker 2>jumped in their ute, went to go down south and

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<v Speaker 2>check into an airbnb, but they never checked in, so

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<v Speaker 2>they've been missing for four days now. There are reports

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<v Speaker 2>that a woman has been arrested in connection with their disappearance,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've discovered some methamphetamine in her possession and also

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<v Speaker 2>scarily enough, one of the boys' mobile phones, so she

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<v Speaker 2>turned it on and it got picked up by the

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<v Speaker 2>so towers and police promptly acted and have arrested this woman.

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<v Speaker 2>So this I reckon as a mother back in Australia,

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<v Speaker 2>this would be your absolute worst nightmare underbolding. So they're

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<v Speaker 2>jumping on a plane the parents to head over there

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<v Speaker 2>to see what they can do, but knowing Mexico and

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<v Speaker 2>its reputation doesn't bode well.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the very good situation at all.

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<v Speaker 5>One of the brothers has type one diabetes too, so

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<v Speaker 5>so you know, it's really grave fears for him and

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<v Speaker 5>obviously not being being in contact with them either, which

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<v Speaker 5>is yeah, very very concerning.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going, it'd be so careful in your travel. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>talk about the Showdown Sale Showdown fifty five Crows won

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<v Speaker 1>by thirty points. Jake's Lego twenty eight touches won the

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<v Speaker 1>Showdown Metal. Oh my gosh, it's a few headlines coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of that one today, probably mainly kind of Rosy

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<v Speaker 1>and his hamstring which didn't get through was put on ice.

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<v Speaker 1>The's still same, it was hamstring tightness. But then Ken

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<v Speaker 1>Hinckley post game so that it was a mistake for

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<v Speaker 1>the skipper to play. Mitch Georgiad's he's got a knee injury.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully it's not too serious. Lockie Jones is on ice.

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<v Speaker 1>They're an absolute mess the power.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to the press conference today this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Won't they there's no formal press conference? Oh there is,

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<v Speaker 1>They are forgoing that Crouch are speaking, but yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's yeah once again the Crows just turned it on

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<v Speaker 1>when it matters. It has showed him.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you going to give flowers to Connor Rosie? You're

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<v Speaker 5>going to take him something?

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<v Speaker 4>That's all right? Boo, I'm here for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay. I think he needs a bigger I think

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<v Speaker 1>he needs something more than that. He needs another scan probably, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe I could bring the scam machine to his house.

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<v Speaker 3>What's so nice that I have to say?

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<v Speaker 6>You are?

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<v Speaker 2>You are the chief bought reporter there at Channel seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do they go now? I mean, the injury list

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<v Speaker 2>is diabolical.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know they're fine because they've just got a

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<v Speaker 1>game against Geelong in Geelong next Friday nights. Jerry Finnerson

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<v Speaker 1>probably comes back in straight away, thinks so. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Connor Rosey obviously will miss next week and perhaps beyond.

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<v Speaker 1>But they've got some pretty solid depth in the sample.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a really testing time for the power of

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<v Speaker 1>the Crows. Well this is the launch, ye're roight? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Like this could genuinely launch their season. All of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to start flirking, flirting in with the finals.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good game.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good game with scrapy game. It was

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<v Speaker 1>duey enough for it to be a little bit sloppy,

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<v Speaker 1>but still fifty two thousand people. See. By the way,

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<v Speaker 1>it was the third or fourth highest Showdown creativer. That

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<v Speaker 1>is its sensational results, so well done. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>Crow's game. World on to all the Crow supporters that

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely flooded the gates.

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<v Speaker 2>And also you think after Showdown fifty five the gloss

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<v Speaker 2>might be wearing off showdowns, and then they're.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, it's as heated as ever, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>How good?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Love this time of the week, Joe's. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>Jody's diary. So this is just a genuine chance for

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<v Speaker 1>you to pot everyone around you. But we call it therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what's going on? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's gas lighting mixed up as counseling with gaslight.

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<v Speaker 1>Please enjoy Jody's diary this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Diary, it was a happy Monday everyone, But what

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<v Speaker 2>time is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Hazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Huge announcement coming up at seven o'closs. Seven o'closs, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what that means. Nice seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>The New Week sure had our Andrew by the kahunas.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a six year old and three month a three

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<v Speaker 1>year old and a six month old.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, footy showdown texts words like I said

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<v Speaker 2>co word again tomorrow and the more tickets across Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>With an over nine.

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<v Speaker 2>One, we discovered Abby still can't stand dating men. For

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<v Speaker 2>those who the uninitiated, Tank and Tory newsreader Abbey's sausage

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<v Speaker 2>dog one of them hates men, man hater and also

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<v Speaker 2>Tank and shots were fired early with the tazzy jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Our daughters sleeps us at the moment, she'll eventually move out.

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<v Speaker 1>Our little fellow didn't move out till it was about four.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon maybe sort of late three four, I had

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<v Speaker 1>one in the bed till seven. Really hashtag tasty thinks.

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<v Speaker 2>It was at this point in the week that Hazy

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<v Speaker 2>turned Spanish.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got to sing of the conference, did you

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<v Speaker 1>just say?

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<v Speaker 2>And if Spanish singing doesn't give you the tingles in

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<v Speaker 2>all the right places, our call a loop told is

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning out your ears will because the.

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<v Speaker 3>Old cotton butt in here. You know you're not supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to be doing it to get your works out juice.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels nice, old.

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<v Speaker 1>Buttons, I do it regularly. Get that dog leg going

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<v Speaker 1>when you get that button.

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<v Speaker 2>Special Twitch midweek saw me dropping an absolute bombshell.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to collect erases.

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<v Speaker 1>What click? What erases? Rubbers?

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<v Speaker 3>You used think you get a T shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>You used to get notifications of your erasers that would.

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<v Speaker 3>Come in.

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<v Speaker 2>And they had a little shopping handlef and you went

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<v Speaker 2>and bought your.

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<v Speaker 1>Erasers the erasor club. Can I ask me the Christmas parties?

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<v Speaker 1>What were they must have been crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Incidentally, the theme song for the Harndorff for Racer Club

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<v Speaker 2>is in Spanish, uh jes a harmdorfsa. And when we

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<v Speaker 2>aren't rocking out in Spanish, he's kicking it to the

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<v Speaker 2>news theme, you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>The one thing I did do though, was a toddler.

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<v Speaker 5>When the Channel nine news theme came on, I used

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<v Speaker 5>to get.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and dance.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so that's kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not really, It's not really the type of banger whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>be honest with you. Well, when the Channel seven news

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<v Speaker 1>comes on as well, particularly that bike goes live from us,

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<v Speaker 1>some little goodings, I'll tell you what my heaps to shake.

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<v Speaker 7>And then.

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<v Speaker 2>Suddenly it was the end of the week and absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>no one saw this coming from Sapole.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the headline in the TiSER this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>A junior Sapole police officer can I quote identifies as a.

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<v Speaker 1>Cat that much just going to work. I work for

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<v Speaker 1>the police. I think that dead give was when he

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<v Speaker 1>was at the station and he was drinking milk from

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<v Speaker 1>a saucer and I was like, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh cap?

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<v Speaker 2>And then another one of the officers accidentally dropped like

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<v Speaker 2>a ball of wool and it just got down on

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<v Speaker 2>all fours and started chasing around the station.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's not be silly here.

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<v Speaker 3>We were pumped up for the showdown.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all funny games until Hazy needs a moment to himself.

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<v Speaker 1>About this build up too. By the way, ie seen

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<v Speaker 1>this live, said John Frashanti, just building up beautifully before

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<v Speaker 1>he absolutely knocks the crap out of this one. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready? Come on?

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally, well done to all our footy fans who

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<v Speaker 2>scored showdown ticks.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that though, you see they go, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>have plans for Thursday nights, and then all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to the showdown on us and.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a scarf over your head singing never tear

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<v Speaker 2>us apart.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's all that coming, especially at a cross home game.

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<v Speaker 3>So to all our Spanish friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Our boy, look, get that dog leg going when you get.

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<v Speaker 2>That and a hazy and a solid arousing Chili Peppers

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<v Speaker 2>guitar intro.

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<v Speaker 3>Cal go off this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Kings and Queens, all my love Jody. So we giggle

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<v Speaker 2>because Charlie, one of the supers, has just tried to

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<v Speaker 2>put a child in upside down into a King Pong bin.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, she accidently banged his head on the side.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if it's absolutely legal.

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<v Speaker 1>Kid seems to be. Kid seems to have pulled up

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<v Speaker 1>quite well.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine. Mullet, The mullet is fine. That hasn't moved,

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<v Speaker 3>has it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do this Battle of the bang is so two

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<v Speaker 2>musical warriors just going at it in the ring.

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<v Speaker 3>How it works if you haven't heard it before.

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<v Speaker 2>As we both bring a song to the table, you

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<v Speaker 2>jump on the Jody in Hazy Instagram page cast your

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<v Speaker 2>vote for what do you want to hear it?

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<v Speaker 3>After eight o'clock this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, so what we know is that this week's

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<v Speaker 1>theme is showdown theme jokes. Can you please introduce your

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<v Speaker 1>song and take us through the selection process.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, it's just songs that remind you of great

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<v Speaker 2>sporting events. And when you do suggest that, you suggest

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<v Speaker 2>Europe and the final countdowns.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely though, that's definitely the going to It's.

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely what I've selected this week.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't do you know, I'll say this, we

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<v Speaker 1>don't play enough Europe on over Night on I certainly not.

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<v Speaker 1>You do not play enough Europe. Okay, So there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You're you've got Europe going up against a bit more

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<v Speaker 1>of a modern sort of collaboration. Yeah, and this is rudimental.

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<v Speaker 1>Not giving in this, in my opinion, will take you

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<v Speaker 1>to the next level. Get ready to run through a

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<v Speaker 1>brick wall. You hear this song?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So as it stands, there's only four votes between the

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<v Speaker 2>two songs.

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<v Speaker 3>It is no, it is very very close. This morning,

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<v Speaker 3>what I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will say is, you're a port fan and you're waking

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<v Speaker 2>up this morning, do you do you want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>the song that they play pre game every single Port

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide home game at the Adelaide over?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that what you want to hear this morning? Port

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<v Speaker 3>Adelaide fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let's not completely relate to the Port Adelaide, but

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<v Speaker 1>why not get the boys up.

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<v Speaker 4>About a three game song.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a Crows game and they didn't get that song,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe that's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Try to twist this around. If you're a Crows fan,

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<v Speaker 2>I would suggest this to you. You don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>hear anything brought related this morning either.

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<v Speaker 1>But how about this, Crows fans, Jodie is a poor fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Well listen, don't gaslight the poor Cross supporters no.

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<v Speaker 1>Better than do you know what I'll say you Crow supporters,

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<v Speaker 1>you're better than that. Don't get don't let Jody gas

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<v Speaker 1>for my song.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say this. I've got a foot in each camp.

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<v Speaker 2>I enjoy seeing both South Australian teams do well.

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<v Speaker 1>You hate the crime so much I respect the Cross.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations to the Crow supporters. Last night we went out

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<v Speaker 1>to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Football the full time Port Adelaide sports reporter.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoot your guts at this sport.

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell's going on? It's very very close past

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<v Speaker 1>your boat at Jody and Hazy. You've got Survivor the rudimental.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna announce that the winning song Survivor over Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't even know my It's how invested you are

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<v Speaker 2>in this comedation.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is strange.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a man who doesn't even know what songs are

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<v Speaker 2>involved in the competition.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually you don't even know your own song. Now to me,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't know your good point.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't argue with that, but please, oh please.

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<v Speaker 1>Vote for me. Get voting or you know an that

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<v Speaker 1>it's a winning song. At eight o'clock it's Jodie in

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<v Speaker 1>hazy woe. The morning after a showdown is very very interested,

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<v Speaker 1>because you still feel like the city is very much divided.

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<v Speaker 1>If you poort Adelaide for no reason, even if you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't consume any alcohol last night, you've probably got a hangover.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're a Crow's supporting, you're sitting there going, well,

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<v Speaker 1>guess what twenty twenty four is? Back a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a really last interesting last quarter, wasn't It

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<v Speaker 2>was going to go one or two ways? Because it

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<v Speaker 2>looked like if Port just had five ten minutes of

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<v Speaker 2>being on, they were going to run over the top

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<v Speaker 2>of them. But as it stands, they couldn't quite get

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<v Speaker 2>it together and crows just kicked away.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. There was one stage where if

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<v Speaker 1>I was at the ground, I would have run on

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<v Speaker 1>to the ground, tackled Jason horn Francis and given him

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<v Speaker 1>a little kiss on the forehead and then run back

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<v Speaker 1>to my seat and said, keep on going, Jason, keep

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<v Speaker 1>on going. You're that on fire? Really did it?

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<v Speaker 3>And then you would have been banned by the AFL

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<v Speaker 3>for life.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah worth it. Yeah, anyway, the big headline, well, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the headlines that will come out today is Connor

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<v Speaker 1>Rosie in his hamstringe big question marks on him going

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<v Speaker 1>into the game with a bit of that dicky hammy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hear from his coach Ken Hinckley on the situation. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I made him playing Connor Rosy to night. That was clear.

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<v Speaker 6>It was obvious, all the testing that we've done, all

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<v Speaker 6>the medical support we could get, and I've seen it

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<v Speaker 6>with my own eyes. He was actually able to run

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<v Speaker 6>as fast as he needed to kick as long as

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<v Speaker 6>he needed to. But once fatigue seating tonight, that was clear.

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<v Speaker 6>And you know, I can try and high behind it, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not there.

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<v Speaker 2>You go.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Kenny's honesty took a part, yeap didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd take a punt on them on Roses hamstrings as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd die for Connor Rose's hamstrings.

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<v Speaker 2>And here we are, all right, you've been texting Connor's

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<v Speaker 2>hamstrings all morning.

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<v Speaker 1>No response yet. I'll keep you up to date. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what happens there. So I think we can safely assume

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<v Speaker 1>that Rose he probably won't play for the next couple

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<v Speaker 1>of weeks, certainly won't play against too long. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a bad night for Port. George Yardies went down as

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<v Speaker 1>well with a knee injury. Wit and said what and there?

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<v Speaker 1>But also Lockie Jones. But the Crows, oh, they're back backed.

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<v Speaker 3>Who saw that coming?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon a lot of people, given what's been happening

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<v Speaker 1>over the last or a couple of years. The Crows

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<v Speaker 1>just turn it on in a showdown. That's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>what they do.

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<v Speaker 3>With the Most's just a mental thing now for Pork

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<v Speaker 3>going into showdown.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure the matchups. They matched up really well

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<v Speaker 1>last night. It was fun. It was a fun aggressive

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<v Speaker 1>style of footed that they paid. It was fun. For

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<v Speaker 1>whatever reason, Fummley and the Crows weren't a good win

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<v Speaker 1>from the Adelaide Crows. Let's hear from Matthew Nicks. We're

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<v Speaker 1>up against a very good side.

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<v Speaker 8>We knew the game had to play out a certain

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<v Speaker 8>way and we were able to do that. So I've

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<v Speaker 8>made look scrappy on the telly and it couldn't be

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<v Speaker 8>more perfect from our point of view.

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<v Speaker 1>So there you go. Jackson Lego twenty our touches, he

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<v Speaker 1>was a Showdown medallist. And the Crows now they're on

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<v Speaker 1>so absolutely this was this was, this was the game

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<v Speaker 1>to launch their season.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah they were none and four? Were they one and four?

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<v Speaker 2>Four?

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<v Speaker 3>Crows none and four?

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<v Speaker 1>A win, A couple of wins when against Covert.

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<v Speaker 3>They were is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, to start the season they were absolutely rubbish and

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<v Speaker 1>well now they're absolutely back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, everyone wrote them off and they were like, and

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<v Speaker 3>now here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe's there was a special thing that happened before the game,

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<v Speaker 1>a really important thing that happened before them.

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<v Speaker 2>It is super important and I really respect the AFL

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<v Speaker 2>for getting around that this cause. At the moment, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got a domestic violence crisis in this country. So

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<v Speaker 2>there was a minute silence at the start of the

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<v Speaker 2>game to mark the AFL's solidarity and all the team

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<v Speaker 2>solidarity in fighting the scourge that is domestic violence.

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<v Speaker 1>It's important that.

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<v Speaker 8>I speak about why we came together at the start

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<v Speaker 8>the game and united as two teams, and I guess

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<v Speaker 8>what we were looking to do there was use our

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<v Speaker 8>platform to bring an awareness to equality, respect for women

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<v Speaker 8>and to basically so you know, when it comes to

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<v Speaker 8>domestic violence, enough's enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's important because most clubs have probably fifty

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<v Speaker 2>to fifty women working at there. Maybe I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 2>Produce m who used to work at the Crows, but

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<v Speaker 2>also fifty percent of the people that watch the AFL

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<v Speaker 2>are women. So as a woman to watch the AFL

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<v Speaker 2>stand up and say hey, enough's enough was really lovely

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<v Speaker 2>last night.

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<v Speaker 1>And we've constantly spoken about how much of an influence

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<v Speaker 1>in particular AFL players have, and I think a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of AFL players don't understand just how much of a

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<v Speaker 1>big influence they have. So if you've got AFL players

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<v Speaker 1>sending a strong message, it would make a big difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Ongoing about it, we know that, but speaking about it

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<v Speaker 1>more is very very important.

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<v Speaker 2>So that minute silence will Will that be across all

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<v Speaker 2>games all round? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, there's thing's on for every single game across the

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<v Speaker 1>AFL this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, love that, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolute scenes at the Adelaide over last night, even more

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<v Speaker 2>carnage at the Addi Household.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh gosh, yeah, yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically, I've got a phone call from the twelve

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<v Speaker 2>year old who got home from school, rang me and said,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, Oh my god, Mom, Sid has vomited.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my toy of beautiful, my beautiful, beautiful toykood

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<v Speaker 2>Or has vomited all throughout the house, so from the

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<v Speaker 2>lounge room to the kitchen, to the couch to three

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<v Speaker 2>individual beds, so imagine having to change.

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<v Speaker 3>All the bed sheets.

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<v Speaker 2>Sid has helped herself to and one of the kids

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<v Speaker 2>left it on the bench and she got access to it.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was one of those big long Cadbury chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>things that the big long cardboard ones that are shaped

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<v Speaker 2>like a triangle like a toll larone, but there was

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<v Speaker 2>infinite chocolate inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, Sid just had an absolute day out for herself.

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<v Speaker 2>And before you say you should take it to the vet, etcetera,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera, the vet told us that it was milk chocolate,

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<v Speaker 2>therefore it's not real chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've been in same situation with our deceased dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't God rest her soul. She got into the tim

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<v Speaker 1>Tams and she had about six tim Tams one time,

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<v Speaker 1>and that if it was like nah, that's not real.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not real chocolate you're find But Sid was not

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<v Speaker 2>fine and Sid proceeded to vomit it all through the house,

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<v Speaker 2>which was absolutely disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>What I will say is it Sid tends to carry

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<v Speaker 1>on just a little bit, not tends to exaggerate just

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<v Speaker 1>a bit, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you dog sat once. You dogs had Sid once

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<v Speaker 2>at Channel seven and now you're off her for life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not fair. She was a puppy in the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, bit because my dog's dead, like what of it?

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<v Speaker 3>For Indiana rip?

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<v Speaker 2>And so Sid, obviously you know, has has thrown up

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<v Speaker 2>throughout the house. And it just got me thinking about

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<v Speaker 2>your form last week at our team wedding that we had,

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<v Speaker 2>of course a beautiful camera guy, Josh.

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<v Speaker 3>Marray got married.

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<v Speaker 2>You carried on like an absolute pork chop. You didn't

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't gorge on chocolate. You gorged on red wine

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<v Speaker 2>at the wedding. And then tell everyone what happened. You

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<v Speaker 2>proceeded to go home, You got into your bedroom and

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<v Speaker 2>then what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Must have eaten something bad? You must have made some

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<v Speaker 1>bad food of the wed and not long after getting

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<v Speaker 1>into bed, unfortunately, the contents of my stomach it re

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<v Speaker 1>emerged onto the bed and also the side of the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what happened to you that night was the

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<v Speaker 2>exact replica of what happened to Sid, because I looked

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<v Speaker 2>at Sid and I said, Sydney, what have you done?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you just vomit?

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<v Speaker 2>And Sid cocked her head and looked at me to

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<v Speaker 2>the side and was like.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what of it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Why haven't you vomited?

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<v Speaker 4>You idiots?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, just like me. So did you give Sid a

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<v Speaker 1>conversation where you said that you're not angry, you're just

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<v Speaker 1>really disappointed. Yeah, And did you also have a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>with Sid saying what are you doing when you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to grab your pushing fortyth?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, suddenly Sid's just morphed into Kara. That interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Take responsibility is the message to both you and Sid's

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<v Speaker 2>in particular.

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<v Speaker 1>Birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they say it's your birthday?

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<v Speaker 2>And was it your birthday on the tenth of the month.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we said just before and came from Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm uinely hoping you were born on the tenth.

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<v Speaker 3>I how am on cake?

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<v Speaker 1>What a relief? Okay, Okay, we need.

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<v Speaker 2>This, Okay, Kate, I've got the envelope in my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for this?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we all get this.

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<v Speaker 7>We need.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just Kate, us as a whole group. We need

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<v Speaker 1>this that bounce back to have genuine belief in birthday

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<v Speaker 1>payda because the birthday paida God's even exists. That's the question.

0:25:25.400 --> 0:25:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm starting for it.

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<v Speaker 3>We are starting to lose faith and I don't like it.

0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Our Leo said, pray to the birthday paida Gods. Now

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of drifting out. It was daily, now it's

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:34.960
<v Speaker 1>sort of weekly.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Kate, And you're going to have to yell here

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:41.160
<v Speaker 2>because it's very hard to hear out of blake View

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<v Speaker 2>primers for Were you born on the tenth of June?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, you're any kids.

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<v Speaker 3>We're all for you, Kate, Kate, what month was it?

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<v Speaker 2>My gosh, that's so unfair, so close, Kate. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you forty team won last night though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's your consolation price.

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<v Speaker 1>Kate.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much for playing, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>do it all again at nine o'clock this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright, the time has come.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get Battle of the Baner.

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<v Speaker 3>Two people who genuinely as a rule like each other.

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<v Speaker 2>You throw us into the Battle of the Banker's ring

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<v Speaker 2>and there's no rules.

0:26:54.600 --> 0:27:00.679
<v Speaker 1>Brutal, absolute, gloves off, no rules. What's her scratching? Poisoning,

0:27:00.880 --> 0:27:03.719
<v Speaker 1>hair pulling, hair pulling, I'll tell you what. Don't get

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:04.320
<v Speaker 1>me started on that.

0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:06.359
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's why you're losing half yours.

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 1>You've gripped it out the amount of times that you've

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:14.159
<v Speaker 1>had a fistful of my hand. Hence this really gradual holding, this.

0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Elongated fore him.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So the two songs this week my selection, and of

0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 2>course the theme was Showdown was the final Countdown by Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids are popping away. Yepis guarantee you hey, kids,

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<v Speaker 1>name me name me your top three songs from Europe.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, hazy controversially with one of the Port

0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:54.359
<v Speaker 2>Adelaide theme songs, which is spectacularly backfired overnight. Given the lost,

0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:56.439
<v Speaker 2>no one from port Adelaide wants to be reminded of

0:27:56.440 --> 0:27:58.240
<v Speaker 2>the song that they hear before every home game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what I will say this good? So did play

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<v Speaker 1>last night song?

0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:09.120
<v Speaker 3>Just not in this context, okay, rants are not.

0:28:09.080 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Getting in versus an absolute classic from Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>Camera guy Josh joins us, you've noticed some abnomalies in

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<v Speaker 2>the voting this week, just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 7>I was looking into the boats and it appears that

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<v Speaker 7>we have a vote from Abbey from the newsroom and Time.

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<v Speaker 3>For Chats, which is her business.

0:28:30.119 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 7>Which is her business, and the adventures of Tank.

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<v Speaker 3>And Tory, which are her sausage dogs.

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<v Speaker 7>So I've made the decision to remove those votes entirely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, which means.

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<v Speaker 7>What, which means So let's go to a drum roll.

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<v Speaker 1>It's still.

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<v Speaker 2>Go.

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<v Speaker 1>That is amazing.

0:28:57.480 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 3>Why am I such a loser?

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<v Speaker 1>As a big shout out to Aving in the news room,

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<v Speaker 1>just for trying to do the right thing, and that

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 1>is select the best song.

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<v Speaker 5>Excuse me, sweetie, I don't have any Kurtank and Torry.

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:13.400
<v Speaker 4>That's their own page. They control that. So Tank would

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:15.400
<v Speaker 4>have been scrolling this morning listening and he would have

0:29:15.440 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 4>voted it.

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Tank has got a Europe poster on the side of

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:21.600
<v Speaker 2>his kennel, so I don't understand how this is all right.

0:29:21.600 --> 0:29:24.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to the tribunal. This is boll wow.

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Made, He's still won. What are you complaining about?

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Very He's gone with a port Adelaide song after they lost,

0:29:31.200 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 2>and I still lose I cannot win this competition.

0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 4>As I said, she stopped, stop picking bad songs.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that's that's the that's the main point for me

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>as well. Jose.

0:29:40.960 --> 0:29:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she did say that to me, stop picking bad songs,

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<v Speaker 2>amongst a few expletives describing my personality.

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 3>And I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think that takes us to eleven five. Now

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>she's joous. You've got a lot of work to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Might say eleven five Army ten five battle He settled down. Also,

0:29:59.600 --> 0:30:01.600
<v Speaker 1>the diff diference in terms of votes, I think it

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:03.040
<v Speaker 1>was really class. I think it might have been like

0:30:03.040 --> 0:30:05.360
<v Speaker 1>one vote. And would you believe the final vote came

0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:12.160
<v Speaker 1>from an account called Connor Rosy's hamstring. Hamstring was the difference?

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<v Speaker 3>Not last night it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I does not go there. The winning song for Battle

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<v Speaker 1>of the Bangers this week is Rudimental not giving in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah,