WEBVTT - The Caracamello Koala!

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<v Speaker 1>High Scrollers is produced on Gadigal land.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this

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<v Speaker 2>country and elders past and present.

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<v Speaker 1>Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. I'm Brittany Saunders.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm alright. Hey, and this is High Scrollers, the

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<v Speaker 2>podcast version of your favourite group chat.

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<v Speaker 3>We've been sharing our lives online for over 10 years,

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<v Speaker 3>so who.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, leave it all in. Coming up on this episode,

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<v Speaker 2>we have a huge celebration and surprise right here in

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<v Speaker 2>the studio for you. Plus, we're talking about... Brittany Spears. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Brittany Spears. We're talking about Brittany Spears' son. I just

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<v Speaker 2>tried a custard tart. You wait till you hear my

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<v Speaker 2>reaction to that. Oh, my goodness. It is incredible. And

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<v Speaker 2>Gay J has a huge surprise that has left this

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<v Speaker 2>studio an absolute mess. Today's a crazy vibe. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all over the shop. You're going to love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Deal me in, doll. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Australia. Hello, the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, now that you mention that, I thought of something

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<v Speaker 3>the other day, and I don't know if it was

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<v Speaker 3>an original thought or if it's like the most stupid

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<v Speaker 3>thing that I ever could have thought of, but I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Feeling out of form. And you know how you feel.

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<v Speaker 2>Riveting stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, filling out a form online and, you know, name,

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<v Speaker 3>date of birth, email, address.

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<v Speaker 2>Age, sex, location, ASL.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember back in the day?

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<v Speaker 1>ASL, 13 female, Newcastle.

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<v Speaker 2>But I always was so confused by ASL. Like, why

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<v Speaker 2>do you need to know my sex?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And location, actually.

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<v Speaker 1>Quite creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Age is fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Quite creepy. And we were always like 12. Why are

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<v Speaker 1>we asking those kinds of questions?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. ASL. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>On Habbo Hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I never played it.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't you?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>You're missing out. Anyway, I got to the country selection.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just had a little thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We're from Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's A. It's at the start of the alphabet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I thought we're so used to like it being there,

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<v Speaker 3>like usually don't have to scroll.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the people that are from countries and all

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<v Speaker 1>the way at the end of the hour?

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<v Speaker 5>Uruguay.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they have to scroll all the way to the bottom?

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<v Speaker 3>How privileged are we? We've never had to scroll to

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<v Speaker 3>find our country. It is right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And you know, when you have to fill out

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<v Speaker 2>the country and you, I always get confused by United

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<v Speaker 2>States of America because they're U not A.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I look for America in A.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But I'm just like, we're like, All the countries

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<v Speaker 1>that start with A.

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<v Speaker 2>This is seriously the best podcast you've ever heard in

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<v Speaker 2>your entire life. Honestly, like the most riveting. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>just something I've never thought of. Crazy, crazy conversations happen

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<v Speaker 2>here all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>We are just, we don't even realize how lucky we are.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if I was a listener of this podcast, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know how I would breathe without it because we

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<v Speaker 2>are changing lives here every single day.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine having to scroll every time because on this same topic, Matt,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just noticing that I'm getting older when I'm feeling

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<v Speaker 3>out of form.

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<v Speaker 1>And the year that I was born is getting lower

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<v Speaker 1>and lower. Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I've totally just gone on a tangent here because

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<v Speaker 2>I just realised last week we never gave another clue

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<v Speaker 2>as to where I'm going. We totally forgot. Sorry, scrollers,

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<v Speaker 2>but this has prompted me to give you a clue.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your clue? Guess where Matt's going.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're new here, by the way, I've booked a trip.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going somewhere. We've been given clues every week. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that a few scrollers have guessed where

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess what?

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<v Speaker 2>What? Another tangent. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep up, people. Keep up. Keep up.

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<v Speaker 6>Tangent alert. Tangent alert.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know where I was, but the other day

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<v Speaker 3>I was somewhere and I ran into someone and they

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<v Speaker 3>were asking me, they were trying to get me to

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<v Speaker 3>tell them.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I can't. Oh, and I was on

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<v Speaker 1>a live as well. And people were like, tell us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not saying. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I will give you a clue based off what

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<v Speaker 2>you've just given us. Right. You've just spoken about scrolling

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<v Speaker 2>to find the country. This week's clue is the place

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<v Speaker 2>that I am going. You wouldn't have to scroll very far.

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<v Speaker 2>To select.

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<v Speaker 1>In the alphabet.

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<v Speaker 2>If you had to select that country.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So that narrows it down to only a few letters.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you going to give them a clue, like is

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<v Speaker 3>it in the first, are you going to say like

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<v Speaker 3>it's in the first third of the alphabet or like

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<v Speaker 3>the first half?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, take that as you will, you know. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to scroll very far. Okay. I mean, I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't count how many letters. A, B, C, D, E, F.

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<v Speaker 2>It's 26.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't there 26 letters? 26.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. It's in the first 10. There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, there you go, scrollers. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in the first 10, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a really good podcast, by the way.

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<v Speaker 4>Should I read out one of the questions from?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yes. What's one of the questions from the listeners?

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<v Speaker 6>I can't believe we haven't asked this already. Someone has asked,

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<v Speaker 6>is the destination in Australia?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I was waiting for how long it'd take for someone

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<v Speaker 2>to ask that because everyone's been thinking, oh, the light's

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<v Speaker 2>gone again. See, the lights are so bored they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But they are, it's been hilarious to wait this long

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<v Speaker 2>because I, yeah, never once said I was going overseas

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<v Speaker 2>and all these people picking all these places all over

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<v Speaker 2>the world and you forgot about right here in our backyard. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the answer is yes, it is overseas.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say yes, it is

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<v Speaker 1>in Australia. Yes, it's in another country.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, I'm so confused. Yes, it is overseas. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's not in Australia and it's not something, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing red herrings like it's the Whitsundays because

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to go, you know, It's not in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another country.

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<v Speaker 2>It's another country. Fabulous. Well, we'll probably tell you next week, scrollers,

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm honest, because I'm a little fucking over trying

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<v Speaker 2>to think of clues without giving away like really obvious stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, look, I know we've been joking and there's

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<v Speaker 2>been a lot of hullabaloo today, but to be fair,

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<v Speaker 2>we actually do have a fabulous episode for you because

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<v Speaker 2>we are doing another one of our Sweet, sour, spicy episodes,

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<v Speaker 2>which replaces our usual Royal Flush, thanks to 7-Eleven, because

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<v Speaker 2>any time is 7-Eleven time. And we actually have been

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<v Speaker 2>instructed to basically not know anything that's going on in

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<v Speaker 2>this episode. And Google Girls slash Gay J is about

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<v Speaker 2>to tell us. Now, they've brought in, is this for

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<v Speaker 2>this episode? Yeah. They've brought in a structure.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a crane. It's like a crane.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it is. Can I guess?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we explain to the scrollers first what's in front

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<v Speaker 2>of us?

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<v Speaker 1>Like describe what's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a huge tripod with an arm coming across

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<v Speaker 3>and it looks like something's going to hang from it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think I know what it is. Can you

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<v Speaker 1>go out of the room, Gay J, and I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to guess and whisper?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>This is not how I envisioned this to happen, but

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<v Speaker 4>let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I don't think you've given a good enough example.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a huge tripod that could be like a

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<v Speaker 3>mini crane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the crane is like hanging above our heads.

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<v Speaker 2>The end of the crane is hanging above our heads.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we see this in the YouTube? Can they see

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<v Speaker 2>this or not?

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<v Speaker 1>It's hanging above the screen. Okay, this is what I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it is.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I don't want to ruin the surprise for Xander.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think Donut?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think it's like a big 7-Eleven neon sign

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<v Speaker 3>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's something to do with the branding of 7-Eleven.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm guessing, but I hope it's a donut.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, because I'm sorry. Love 7-Eleven, but that's not

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<v Speaker 2>as fun. I was hoping for a fucking piñata or something,

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<v Speaker 2>you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's my guess. It's going to be, but I

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<v Speaker 1>reckon it'll still be cool, though.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what are we going to do, Gay J?

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<v Speaker 3>Because we have been told that we can't go outside

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<v Speaker 3>because something's outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Something's outside, and we've been instructed we've got to close

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<v Speaker 2>our eyes.

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm going to tell you.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm going to tell you why this is happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I'm going to bring it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you set it up and then we'll open

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<v Speaker 1>our eyes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you why it's happening and then I'll bring

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<v Speaker 4>it in. You close your eyes and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll do the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So, obviously, it's our third anniversary of the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, is it?

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<v Speaker 6>But this episode in particular is also... Our 300th episode.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be something to do

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<v Speaker 1>with 7-Eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Oh, what?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, 7-Eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about us now.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we're in our third year and our 300th episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This episode.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's a big deal, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 6>So, I mean, Matt was like, can we get a cake?

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<v Speaker 6>And I was like, well, we always do cakes and

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<v Speaker 6>things like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I was right. I'm going to be right.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, do you want me to set it up and

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<v Speaker 4>you close your eyes?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a piñata?

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<v Speaker 3>It is a piñata.

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<v Speaker 2>Yay!

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I guessed.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got you a piñata.

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<v Speaker 2>She thought it was a 7-Eleven branded life.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a piñata.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be something for the

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<v Speaker 1>7-Eleven episode. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 6>Now I've got you a piñata to whack the shit

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<v Speaker 6>out of. For the 300th episode and third anniversary.

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<v Speaker 5>Bring it in.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the clown to bring it in.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>Show the YouTube. Did you make this yourself?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Go.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my gosh. I'm filming BTS. BTS. Well, no, that's

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<v Speaker 2>my job. I've got to bash it. Go on. Hang

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<v Speaker 2>it up.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to make a mess in here tonight. All right. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>the pinata's been set up. We've got the high scrollers

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<v Speaker 2>for all of us watching at home or listening and

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<v Speaker 2>can't see. It's a nice colourful pinata with our faces

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<v Speaker 2>on it. Going to bash our faces. It says 300

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<v Speaker 2>high scrollers.

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<v Speaker 3>Hear me out, but I reckon we need another new

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<v Speaker 3>profile picture.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we? Yeah. Because that doesn't even look like us.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's just too serious of me. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>be more fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bit businessy, isn't it? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big, big business.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you have the first whack.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't even look like me. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what was going on that day. I think, did I

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<v Speaker 2>have gastro that weekend? Like, I'm skinny as, like, the

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<v Speaker 2>makeup is makeup I'd never done. Even the haircut. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the best.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that face for?

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<v Speaker 2>That is the best haircut I've ever had. And my

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<v Speaker 2>hair has never looked that good again.

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<v Speaker 5>What is wrong?

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<v Speaker 6>I just realized that the pinata is blocking you both

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<v Speaker 6>in the cameras.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So do we just hit it once or what?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, give it a big whack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Be careful.

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<v Speaker 2>Three, two, one. Fucking hell.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you said give it a big.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm scared. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get chopped here. This is going to

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<v Speaker 2>take all day. Oh, my goodness. Okay. Whose idea was this?

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<v Speaker 1>Have a few whacks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Wait, it's broken on that side, so I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to try and go that side again. Wait, okay. Hang on,

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<v Speaker 2>hang on, hang on. Wait.

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<v Speaker 5>This is ridiculous. Oh, a Turkish delight.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my favourite.

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<v Speaker 1>I love a Turkish delight.

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<v Speaker 5>Yay!

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<v Speaker 2>There we go.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's all empty now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>I do not get paid enough to be here dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with this.

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<v Speaker 5>My God. We're just going to leave all this here

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<v Speaker 5>for the whole episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's a caramello koala.

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 2>Caramello koala. Caramello koala, love. I'm having a caramello koala. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you've bashed it. Look, its head's bashed in. Oh, its

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<v Speaker 2>head's all bashed in.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on there?

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<v Speaker 1>The head of the caramello koala.

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<v Speaker 3>There's your podcast title, Xander. The caramello koala's head getting

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<v Speaker 3>bashed in. Anyway, that was hilarious. If anyone's just listening

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<v Speaker 3>to that, I don't know how that's going to sound.

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<v Speaker 2>That is crazy work. Crazy work from you lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we turn the air back on, please?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, put the air coming on. We've done a workout there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? I love a caramello koala. I reckon

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<v Speaker 1>they're underrated.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we need to stop eating on this podcast, too.

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<v Speaker 2>All we do is eat.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm here for it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was... A journey that I was not prepared for

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<v Speaker 2>for this early hour of the morning. But anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's get into our sweet and sour and spicy. Why

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<v Speaker 3>did I say it like that? Sweet, sour and spicy.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, have you ever heard the intro to that? No.

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<v Speaker 2>It's him going sweet, sour, spicy. Really? Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't listened.

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<v Speaker 4>Sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>Sour.

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<v Speaker 4>Spicy.

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<v Speaker 2>And who else, Rach?

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<v Speaker 5>Britt.

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<v Speaker 2>Britt.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Brit.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I thought it might have been Rach. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Brit.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Brit. Okay, so apart from the piñata

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<v Speaker 2>dropping all over the ground, we've also had some 7-Eleven

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<v Speaker 2>dropped in. So thank you, 7-Eleven, for sponsoring this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime is 7-Eleven time. And I think we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>do a quick whip and actually eat some of that,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't we?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll save that for the quick whip.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay tuned. Quick whip coming soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what do you want to start with, Matt? Because

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<v Speaker 3>we always do it in order, I guess. Do we

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<v Speaker 3>like sweet, sour, spicy?

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<v Speaker 2>So what's your sweet of the week?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought we could start out with some therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Some free therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>All for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever been to a therapy session?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh-huh.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Not for me, but I've since learned that it's more

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<v Speaker 2>about the therapist than you. It's you. Like, as in,

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't connect with your therapist, it's your therapist's fault,

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<v Speaker 2>not yours. Do you know what I mean? Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>walked away from it going, therapy's not for me. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not going to do anything. It was just the wrong therapist.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you got to shop around, but then who has

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<v Speaker 2>time for that, you know?

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<v Speaker 5>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>So if therapy doesn't work for you, not your fault

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<v Speaker 2>is what my opinion is. But anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I have never been to therapy, but I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>something that everyone probably could benefit from.

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<v Speaker 1>But even though I'm not going to go, I found

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<v Speaker 1>a Reddit thread. I'm trying to find how you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the world would be a better place if

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<v Speaker 2>therapy was mandatory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, me too. Where do I find saved? Oh, there, saved.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm assuming you are talking about that. You said

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<v Speaker 2>it was on Reddit, but I've seen TikToks of people

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<v Speaker 2>being like, everyone put in the comments. I saved it

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<v Speaker 2>on TikTok. Do you want me to get that up?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And it was like, what's the thing that your.

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<v Speaker 2>Therapist has told you that has changed your life? Put

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<v Speaker 2>it in the comments. And there's just a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>people putting all of their.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So can you all just post your therapist advice

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<v Speaker 2>in the comments so I don't have to go? This

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<v Speaker 2>is from Julianne. Julian Galasso.

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<v Speaker 1>But I swear I saw a Reddit thread, but maybe I,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, I've found it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>We can read both.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great.

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<v Speaker 1>So this was in the Reddit thread.

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<v Speaker 3>And by the way, we've got a, that's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of sweets.

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<v Speaker 1>Custard tart to go with the sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is in.

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<v Speaker 3>The millennials Reddit thread and it says, can y'all just

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<v Speaker 3>post your therapist advice in the comments so I don't

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<v Speaker 3>have to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it the same thing on TikTok?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's probably the same thing. And I thought we

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<v Speaker 3>could read some of them out and see what we

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<v Speaker 3>think of what these.

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<v Speaker 1>Therapists have had to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't save other people from their choices.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. Agree.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree too.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think naturally a lot of us will always

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<v Speaker 3>try and not want to like fully save someone, but

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<v Speaker 3>you can see someone making poor decisions and try to

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<v Speaker 3>give them advice and they never seem to listen. But

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<v Speaker 3>that's because like you've got to let them make those

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<v Speaker 3>decisions for themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>So I agree on that one.

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<v Speaker 2>They can learn their own lessons. This one says, you

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<v Speaker 2>will never feel ready because ready isn't a feeling. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a decision. Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a bit of you, that one, I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a bit of me. People will always be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll wait to do it on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Why are you waiting?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll wait until I'm ready. I'll wait until.

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<v Speaker 3>We use it as like an excuse to put something off.

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<v Speaker 3>When I wholeheartedly agree, just rip the bandaid off and

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, this is a good one and something that we

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<v Speaker 3>spoke about recently. Recognize your negative self-talk.

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<v Speaker 5>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Your brain is an echo chamber. Do people actually dislike

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<v Speaker 3>you or do facts and actions of others prove otherwise?

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<v Speaker 1>Apply logic here.

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<v Speaker 3>I basically find a therapist wants you to throw logic

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<v Speaker 3>at my thought process.

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<v Speaker 1>AKA you are your own worst enemy in your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. Inner saboteur. This one says people who are scared

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<v Speaker 2>of spiders will see more spiders than people who are not. Yes. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>The same way, not in the same sort of thing,

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<v Speaker 3>but when you think of a car or you learn

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<v Speaker 3>about a car and then you see that car everywhere

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<v Speaker 3>on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever done that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's like, I've never seen these many Toyota Yaris's before.

0:17:26.500 --> 0:17:28.630
<v Speaker 3>But if you're thinking of Toyota Yaris, you'll see more

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<v Speaker 3>of them. Same thing applies with spiders.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Another one, top voted. Be nicer to yourself in your thoughts.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this one is along the same lines. It says,

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<v Speaker 2>The difference between intuition and anxiety is that intuition speaks

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<v Speaker 2>in statements while anxiety speaks in questions. God, we've gone

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<v Speaker 2>all woo-woo on this pod lately, haven't we? We have.

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<v Speaker 2>We've gotten a bit oracle. This one says, don't love

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<v Speaker 2>your job, job your love.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's a good one. Don't mind me, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>opening the custard tart.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. The point is

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<v Speaker 3>that you did it at all, not that you did

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<v Speaker 3>it to whatever exceptionally high standard you set for yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I am constantly reminding myself of this, this one every day. Otherwise,

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of stopped functioning. Stop waiting for perfection before

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<v Speaker 3>you start something.

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<v Speaker 1>Just do it anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Figure out the rest as you go or do it

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<v Speaker 3>better next time. That was me like adding extra context

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<v Speaker 3>to that, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this one's probably one to end on. It says

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<v Speaker 2>the person who needs therapy doesn't go. Their victims do. True.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we go to therapy because of other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like in the things that they've done and said to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What about people like me who probably should go but

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<v Speaker 1>just doesn't?

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<v Speaker 2>Lazy. Lazy, busy, blah, blah, blah. And this is a

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<v Speaker 2>good one as well. People who aren't treating you well,

0:19:02.310 --> 0:19:04.570
<v Speaker 2>they aren't going to treat you better if you work harder.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true. So I'm trying to seek approval out of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares? Move on. Be nonchalant, as we've learned. If

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't listen to Close Friends on Friday, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>you would have missed a whole bunch of spiritual nonsense

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<v Speaker 2>that we are spewing here. It's been a very mindful

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<v Speaker 2>few episodes lately, hasn't it? Fucking hell. Anyway, well, the

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<v Speaker 2>next one, let's move on to actually the most exciting thing.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is so yum.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can't wait. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm going to eat this whole custard tart.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have something spicy for me? Because I need

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<v Speaker 2>spicy because I'm going to talk spicy.

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<v Speaker 1>Like spicy food? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got Flamin'

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Cheeto Puffs.

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<v Speaker 2>No. So this is my spicy of the week. I

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<v Speaker 2>was mentioned on Influencer Updates AU and I've got a

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<v Speaker 2>bone to pick because I actually went through my own

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<v Speaker 2>therapy session with this whole thing. So Influencer Updates does

0:20:04.180 --> 0:20:06.050
<v Speaker 2>this thing, friend of the pod, friend of the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>We love Amber. We love Amber from Influencer Updates.

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<v Speaker 1>But And Amber loves influencers, FYI, all you influencers out there.

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<v Speaker 2>She does this thing where she says submit your anonymous

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<v Speaker 2>things about influencers and I'll react them. Like if you've

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<v Speaker 2>got any questions about influencers or you have any statements

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<v Speaker 2>about influencers, just submit whatever you want to say about

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<v Speaker 2>influencers and I will read them out in a podcast episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Which, by the way, the things that I would do

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<v Speaker 1>to be able to see all of those.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely all of the juicy ones she reads out. Yeah, true.

0:20:36.869 --> 0:20:38.909
<v Speaker 2>So then she does like, I think a podcast episode

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<v Speaker 2>reading them all out. So there was one about me

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<v Speaker 2>and the anonymous person had said, all right, Hay thinks

0:20:45.520 --> 0:20:50.600
<v Speaker 2>he's way bigger than he is. And at first I

0:20:50.760 --> 0:20:53.100
<v Speaker 2>saw that, which I listened to the podcast episode and

0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.160
<v Speaker 2>Amber's really nice. She goes, I think that's like his

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<v Speaker 2>brand to be like big and loud. And, you know, like,

0:20:58.720 --> 0:21:00.810
<v Speaker 2>and like say things like he, I'm the most famous

0:21:00.850 --> 0:21:03.330
<v Speaker 2>person in the world. Like, cause that's like his brand,

0:21:03.410 --> 0:21:05.969
<v Speaker 2>like he's leaning into it. It's just a bit of campery, right? Like,

0:21:06.230 --> 0:21:08.530
<v Speaker 2>she was really nice about it, but that person wrote that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I, first of all, my initial reaction was I

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<v Speaker 2>looked at it and I went the fuck me out

0:21:13.220 --> 0:21:16.040
<v Speaker 2>of everyone thinks they're bigger than they are. Like how

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<v Speaker 2>many times have we spoken about on this podcast, how

0:21:18.980 --> 0:21:22.659
<v Speaker 2>I underestimate everything that I do and everything that I achieve.

0:21:22.720 --> 0:21:24.940
<v Speaker 2>I go, fuck, that's like such a surprise. Like didn't

0:21:24.980 --> 0:21:27.330
<v Speaker 2>think like, you know, with the bring back glamour tour,

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<v Speaker 2>like didn't think we'd sell out and then be able

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<v Speaker 2>to put on more shows. And like, you know, especially

0:21:32.250 --> 0:21:34.170
<v Speaker 2>with the shows in Geelong and stuff. And I made

0:21:34.210 --> 0:21:36.320
<v Speaker 2>those videos about the ticket sales. And I say like,

0:21:36.630 --> 0:21:38.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, when we put on the show in Geelong,

0:21:38.380 --> 0:21:40.000
<v Speaker 2>it was 300 seats. And I was like, we will

0:21:40.100 --> 0:21:43.399
<v Speaker 2>never fucking sell 300 seats in Geelong. And then we

0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:46.240
<v Speaker 2>sold that show out in fucking Egypt. So, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like I was always kind of, and this

0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:53.240
<v Speaker 2>is the therapy session that I was having with myself.

0:21:53.840 --> 0:21:56.660
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I underestimate myself a lot and don't

0:21:57.020 --> 0:22:01.040
<v Speaker 2>actually acknowledge like the things that I do and have achieved.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I think about other things as well, like,

0:22:04.310 --> 0:22:07.449
<v Speaker 2>you know, the protein water collab with Muscle Nation and

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<v Speaker 2>like selling that out within a week and like 3,000

0:22:10.450 --> 0:22:12.570
<v Speaker 2>fucking packets went in a couple of days or something

0:22:12.590 --> 0:22:15.960
<v Speaker 2>like that. Do you know what I mean? Like this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast being one of the biggest podcasts in Australia, we've

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<v Speaker 2>just hit 300 fucking episodes, 30 shows around the country

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<v Speaker 2>sold out. Like I started to sit there and I

0:22:27.100 --> 0:22:30.670
<v Speaker 2>thought all these things that I've done, I always like

0:22:30.750 --> 0:22:34.240
<v Speaker 2>underestimate myself. And then my mind actually flipped. And to

0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:37.100
<v Speaker 2>that person who wrote, thinks he's bigger than he is,

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<v Speaker 2>I say, first and foremost, I actually don't think you

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<v Speaker 2>bitches give me enough credit. Because when I sat there

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<v Speaker 2>and I actually added up everything that I've done and

0:22:47.710 --> 0:22:52.150
<v Speaker 2>achieved in my 10 year career on the internet, I went,

0:22:52.790 --> 0:22:56.100
<v Speaker 2>hang on a second. I've actually done more than I

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<v Speaker 2>even realized myself. And I went, actually, I think everyone

0:23:00.710 --> 0:23:03.490
<v Speaker 2>doesn't give All Right Hay enough credit for the things

0:23:03.570 --> 0:23:06.370
<v Speaker 2>he's achieved in his career. So All Right Hay thinks

0:23:06.390 --> 0:23:08.970
<v Speaker 2>he's bigger than he is. No, I think you don't

0:23:09.050 --> 0:23:14.040
<v Speaker 2>realise that I'm fucking amazing. That's what I'd like to say.

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<v Speaker 3>Period.

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<v Speaker 2>Period. I was like, name another person who 10 years

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<v Speaker 2>into their career is still doing what I'm doing, selling

0:23:22.270 --> 0:23:24.190
<v Speaker 2>out 30 shows around the country. And I don't think

0:23:24.210 --> 0:23:25.890
<v Speaker 2>I'm big. If I thought I was bigger than I was,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be booking the fucking Enmore and then wondering why

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't selling out. But instead we book smaller venues

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<v Speaker 2>because we're sensible like that. Like I look at the

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<v Speaker 2>data and I go, I'm only going to do what

0:23:36.210 --> 0:23:39.030
<v Speaker 2>I think I can sell. And even still, we booked

0:23:39.050 --> 0:23:40.830
<v Speaker 2>a few venues that I was like, we're never selling

0:23:40.869 --> 0:23:44.210
<v Speaker 2>that many tickets. And we have. I'm constantly blown away

0:23:44.230 --> 0:23:47.510
<v Speaker 2>by the things that I'm achieving. But then when this

0:23:47.570 --> 0:23:49.610
<v Speaker 2>person said that, and I actually sat there and thought

0:23:49.650 --> 0:23:52.250
<v Speaker 2>about what I've achieved, I then went, wow, it's actually

0:23:52.430 --> 0:23:55.150
<v Speaker 2>so much more than I even realized. And I went,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what? Actually, I think you bitches don't give

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<v Speaker 2>me enough credit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>For everything I've done.

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<v Speaker 1>What I have to say.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that funny? Don't laugh at me.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I'm laughing at you because I think you're funny

0:24:08.570 --> 0:24:11.050
<v Speaker 6>the way you say things and do things.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, um, Again, your mentality is your reality.

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<v Speaker 3>So to someone that would say that, who cares if

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<v Speaker 3>you think that you're the bee's knees.

0:24:22.810 --> 0:24:25.090
<v Speaker 1>Because, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Which are manifesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. We've been on this whole manifesting thing on

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<v Speaker 1>the pod. If he thinks he is over a week,

0:24:33.420 --> 0:24:34.500
<v Speaker 1>so be it.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I could be.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, that happens, scrollers. I reckon that you get a car.

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<v Speaker 2>You get a car. Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, that custard tart has polished.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole thing. Yeah, lovely. I can't wait.

0:24:45.460 --> 0:24:49.129
<v Speaker 1>It was like fluffy and creamy and delicious. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>want yours, Gay Jay?

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<v Speaker 4>I'll have mine soon, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. I don't know. All I'm saying is check the resume.

0:24:55.470 --> 0:24:59.450
<v Speaker 2>I think I've done more than a lot. But the

0:24:59.510 --> 0:25:04.350
<v Speaker 2>a lot are more famous. Does that make sense? Like

0:25:04.369 --> 0:25:06.050
<v Speaker 2>if you weigh, like what I'm trying to say is

0:25:06.090 --> 0:25:08.830
<v Speaker 2>if you weigh up me against all the other influencers,

0:25:09.410 --> 0:25:11.949
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm like tiny compared to some of the

0:25:12.090 --> 0:25:14.939
<v Speaker 2>massive names we have in this industry, right? And I

0:25:15.020 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 2>always have been.

0:25:15.740 --> 0:25:17.100
<v Speaker 1>But you've still done a lot.

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:20.800
<v Speaker 2>I've done more, I would say, than some of the

0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:25.140
<v Speaker 2>bitches with a million followers. What are they doing? Lazy.

0:25:25.500 --> 0:25:30.679
<v Speaker 2>I'm out here hustling. Check the resume, check the credentials. Sorry.

0:25:30.980 --> 0:25:32.930
<v Speaker 2>Pat myself on the back for once in my life

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<v Speaker 2>and say, you know what? Because here's the other thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Even the fact that I'm sitting here on one of

0:25:39.230 --> 0:25:44.050
<v Speaker 2>the top influencer podcasts in Australia, 10 years plus into

0:25:44.090 --> 0:25:47.250
<v Speaker 2>my career is more than half those bitches could say

0:25:47.270 --> 0:25:50.320
<v Speaker 2>that have started and failed a career on social media.

0:25:50.680 --> 0:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>And there's nothing wrong with failing.

0:25:52.220 --> 0:25:56.960
<v Speaker 2>There's nothing wrong with failing, but. It's all about trying.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say thank you to that person who said,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Hay thinks he's bigger than he is because

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<v Speaker 2>the journey I went on was worth more than therapy.

0:26:07.030 --> 0:26:08.410
<v Speaker 2>And that's all I'll say on that.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard it here first, everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's your sour?

0:26:17.460 --> 0:26:23.080
<v Speaker 3>We've got a Warhead Atomic Fizz Extreme Sour Hard Candy

0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:24.420
<v Speaker 3>with fizz inside.

0:26:24.440 --> 0:26:27.940
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yum. All these things from 7-Eleven. What's your sour?

0:26:28.660 --> 0:26:30.100
<v Speaker 2>And while you talk about that, I'm going to eat

0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:31.560
<v Speaker 2>the custard tart because now you've made me want to

0:26:31.580 --> 0:26:34.440
<v Speaker 2>eat it. It looks so good. It's so yum.

0:26:34.540 --> 0:26:36.879
<v Speaker 1>I've never had one of those from 7-Eleven.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think I've seen these before. Oh, you

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<v Speaker 2>know who needs to do a review of this? Mishes Mishes.

0:26:43.660 --> 0:26:46.980
<v Speaker 2>Mishes Misses Misses Misses. Remember Mishes Misses that you all

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<v Speaker 2>thought I had a crush on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the straight guy.

0:26:48.980 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the straight guy that does custard tarts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Mishes Missions, listen up. You're going to have to try

0:26:54.420 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 2>a custard pie, mate. Oh, you got one as well, KJ.

0:26:57.320 --> 0:26:57.899
<v Speaker 2>Bloody hell.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I've got a sour, but it's not like completely sour.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>How good is that?

0:27:08.750 --> 0:27:10.409
<v Speaker 5>Oh, my God.

0:27:11.730 --> 0:27:14.570
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Are they kidding me?

0:27:14.650 --> 0:27:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I told you it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

0:27:23.470 --> 0:27:24.510
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:27:24.530 --> 0:27:25.710
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

0:27:25.730 --> 0:27:27.410
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not even joking when I said it was amazing.

0:27:27.970 --> 0:27:29.340
<v Speaker 3>I inhaled the whole thing.

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:32.580
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

0:27:33.180 --> 0:27:35.419
<v Speaker 1>By the way, he's reacting to the custard tart, everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Matt, be mindful when you eat that and have

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.770
<v Speaker 3>little bites and don't scoff the whole thing like me.

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:44.070
<v Speaker 2>No, I'll be inhaling it, darling.

0:27:44.210 --> 0:27:44.750
<v Speaker 5>One bite.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:27:46.010 --> 0:27:46.210
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:27:46.770 --> 0:27:49.869
<v Speaker 1>So my sour, it's not necessarily sour.

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<v Speaker 6>That's crazy.

0:27:54.190 --> 0:27:54.869
<v Speaker 5>That's crazy.

0:27:54.950 --> 0:27:57.250
<v Speaker 1>Are you going to get emotional over that custard tart?

0:27:58.830 --> 0:28:02.629
<v Speaker 2>I'm like not even a custard tart fan. Like if

0:28:02.670 --> 0:28:04.770
<v Speaker 2>I went to, you know.

0:28:04.869 --> 0:28:07.010
<v Speaker 1>What kind of dessert would you pick from like a bakery,

0:28:07.050 --> 0:28:08.010
<v Speaker 1>a normal bakery if you had to?

0:28:08.030 --> 0:28:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Like a vanilla slice. Oh, okay. Or no dessert at all. Yeah.

0:28:12.650 --> 0:28:14.920
<v Speaker 2>So I'm not even like a custard tart person. That's.

0:28:16.490 --> 0:28:19.890
<v Speaker 2>crazy this is this episode sponsored so i'm refraining from

0:28:20.250 --> 0:28:24.830
<v Speaker 2>using language that i'd like to use but that's like

0:28:25.190 --> 0:28:29.560
<v Speaker 2>i've never that's crazy and it's from 7-eleven i mean

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:31.860
<v Speaker 2>seriously who would have thought i'll be going every day

0:28:31.880 --> 0:28:37.840
<v Speaker 2>any time is 7-eleven time am i right wow sorry

0:28:37.859 --> 0:28:40.580
<v Speaker 2>continue with what you're saying My.

0:28:40.380 --> 0:28:44.280
<v Speaker 1>Sour isn't necessarily really sour. There's one little part of

0:28:44.360 --> 0:28:49.150
<v Speaker 1>it that I thought was just weird. Have you seen

0:28:49.190 --> 0:28:53.950
<v Speaker 1>Britney Spears' son, Jaden? Mm-hmm. He's the new face of

0:28:54.410 --> 0:28:56.450
<v Speaker 1>MAC Cosmetics Fix Plus Spray.

0:28:56.570 --> 0:28:56.810
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:28:57.810 --> 0:29:01.150
<v Speaker 3>I saw that all over my For You page. And

0:29:01.170 --> 0:29:03.910
<v Speaker 3>the internet, as always, has been like up in arms

0:29:03.970 --> 0:29:08.080
<v Speaker 3>about it. Half of the people are saying like, love this.

0:29:08.420 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 3>Cause like, I feel like we have not seen much

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:12.700
<v Speaker 3>of Britney Spears as two kids. Like they have kept

0:29:12.980 --> 0:29:17.330
<v Speaker 3>quite quiet considering their mom is Britney Spears. Like you

0:29:17.380 --> 0:29:20.710
<v Speaker 3>think they would be super famous. Anyway, they're like quite

0:29:20.870 --> 0:29:23.990
<v Speaker 3>old now, like maybe 18 ish. And they both walked

0:29:24.050 --> 0:29:28.210
<v Speaker 3>on a runway. And now Jaden is the face of

0:29:28.290 --> 0:29:32.210
<v Speaker 3>Mac fix plus spray. And so there's nothing sour about

0:29:32.270 --> 0:29:32.820
<v Speaker 3>that really.

0:29:33.060 --> 0:29:37.950
<v Speaker 1>But he said one thing in the interview that I

0:29:37.990 --> 0:29:38.890
<v Speaker 1>just was like, what?

0:29:40.290 --> 0:29:43.450
<v Speaker 3>So Fix Plus Spray, for anyone that doesn't know, it's

0:29:43.520 --> 0:29:45.420
<v Speaker 3>like a makeup. I don't want to call it like

0:29:45.440 --> 0:29:48.240
<v Speaker 3>a melting spray, but it's not a setting spray.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

0:29:48.800 --> 0:29:51.540
<v Speaker 3>You spray it on your face when you want your

0:29:51.560 --> 0:29:53.760
<v Speaker 3>makeup to kind of melt together and.

0:29:55.170 --> 0:29:57.110
<v Speaker 1>Look a bit more glowy and natural.

0:29:57.330 --> 0:29:59.220
<v Speaker 3>Whereas I think a lot of people might automatically think

0:29:59.380 --> 0:30:01.700
<v Speaker 3>it's like a setting spray, but it's literally not that

0:30:01.740 --> 0:30:02.020
<v Speaker 3>at all.

0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>So that's my first sale when people think that.

0:30:03.940 --> 0:30:06.540
<v Speaker 2>Which I think people should talk about that more. I

0:30:06.620 --> 0:30:08.520
<v Speaker 2>once learned from a makeup artist that she would use

0:30:08.560 --> 0:30:12.580
<v Speaker 2>Fix Plus to clean her brushes in between. Huh? Like

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:14.660
<v Speaker 2>as in, you know, if she's doing like a light

0:30:14.700 --> 0:30:16.010
<v Speaker 2>blue and then she wants to go to a purple

0:30:16.050 --> 0:30:18.390
<v Speaker 2>and then black to a light blue, she'll spray it

0:30:18.410 --> 0:30:19.770
<v Speaker 2>on a makeup brush and put it on a tissue.

0:30:19.990 --> 0:30:20.290
<v Speaker 1>Really?

0:30:20.450 --> 0:30:20.670
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:30:20.790 --> 0:30:22.110
<v Speaker 1>Like she uses like a brush cleaner.

0:30:23.050 --> 0:30:23.310
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's random.

0:30:25.890 --> 0:30:26.230
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:30:26.830 --> 0:30:27.270
<v Speaker 1>There you go.

0:30:28.570 --> 0:30:30.210
<v Speaker 2>And so. You can also use it to take it off.

0:30:30.870 --> 0:30:31.370
<v Speaker 1>Your makeup.

0:30:31.950 --> 0:30:32.710
<v Speaker 2>Spray fix plus.

0:30:32.730 --> 0:30:33.570
<v Speaker 1>And then wipe it.

0:30:33.650 --> 0:30:33.910
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:33.970 --> 0:30:35.290
<v Speaker 1>Because it melts your makeup.

0:30:35.730 --> 0:30:37.330
<v Speaker 2>But it's not a setting spray, but I feel like

0:30:37.370 --> 0:30:38.070
<v Speaker 2>people don't know that.

0:30:38.170 --> 0:30:38.470
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:30:38.970 --> 0:30:43.190
<v Speaker 3>And so the internet was like sweet and sour about

0:30:43.230 --> 0:30:45.600
<v Speaker 3>seeing Jaden be the face because.

0:30:45.180 --> 0:30:47.820
<v Speaker 1>It's quite random and it's like not a makeup product.

0:30:47.880 --> 0:30:52.200
<v Speaker 1>It's a spray. People saying like, why is he the face?

0:30:52.400 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 1>You know, like make it.

0:30:53.220 --> 0:30:55.100
<v Speaker 2>Which why is he the face? I don't know.

0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:56.840
<v Speaker 1>He's just done like a campaign with them.

0:30:57.340 --> 0:31:00.370
<v Speaker 3>And everyone's been saying like how much he looks like Britney,

0:31:00.450 --> 0:31:02.310
<v Speaker 3>like in the images he's putting his face down. And

0:31:02.330 --> 0:31:04.570
<v Speaker 3>there's like another photo of Britney with her face down.

0:31:04.610 --> 0:31:07.270
<v Speaker 3>They look exactly the same. But the one thing that

0:31:07.290 --> 0:31:10.170
<v Speaker 3>got me was he did this interview with Mac, like

0:31:10.210 --> 0:31:14.510
<v Speaker 3>for a social clip. And he says in the clip

0:31:14.810 --> 0:31:18.540
<v Speaker 3>where he would use Fix Plus. But he's just being interviewed.

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:21.240
<v Speaker 3>He's like, hey, I'm Jaden James. I'm on set, blah, blah, blah.

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:23.880
<v Speaker 3>And then they ask, like, where would you use it?

0:31:24.460 --> 0:31:27.410
<v Speaker 3>And he says, like, when his face needs a refresh, whatever.

0:31:27.430 --> 0:31:30.709
<v Speaker 1>And then he said, after a workout.

0:31:30.930 --> 0:31:31.210
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:31:31.670 --> 0:31:32.010
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:31:32.930 --> 0:31:33.870
<v Speaker 1>Who approved that?

0:31:34.410 --> 0:31:39.150
<v Speaker 2>So I'm Googling. And because I said, why is he

0:31:39.290 --> 0:31:40.370
<v Speaker 2>the face of Fix Plus?

0:31:40.530 --> 0:31:42.330
<v Speaker 1>I think it's because they're stepping into stardom.

0:31:43.490 --> 0:31:46.020
<v Speaker 2>What does that mean? Like I think he's just trying

0:31:46.060 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 2>to do something.

0:31:46.540 --> 0:31:48.540
<v Speaker 1>Their sons are like going to become famous.

0:31:48.860 --> 0:31:51.140
<v Speaker 3>Like obviously they're already famous, but I think like, you know,

0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:53.160
<v Speaker 3>they're starting to become mainstream famous.

0:31:54.260 --> 0:31:58.340
<v Speaker 2>So it's telling me here that his girlfriend handles his

0:31:58.380 --> 0:32:02.580
<v Speaker 2>skincare routine and he says he likes Fix Plus as

0:32:02.620 --> 0:32:04.060
<v Speaker 2>a bit of hydration.

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:08.650
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And in the video, it just made me go, huh?

0:32:08.690 --> 0:32:11.770
<v Speaker 2>I think someone like the gay intern at Mac has gone,

0:32:12.370 --> 0:32:14.940
<v Speaker 2>oh my God, He uses our product. Let's put him

0:32:14.960 --> 0:32:16.380
<v Speaker 2>on the face. Let's put him as the face. You

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:17.360
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? They're panicked.

0:32:17.900 --> 0:32:20.260
<v Speaker 3>I think it's kind of iconic, but it also kind

0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:21.740
<v Speaker 3>of doesn't really make sense.

0:32:21.940 --> 0:32:23.940
<v Speaker 1>But every, I mean, everyone's talking about it. So that's

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 1>the whole point, right? Yeah.

0:32:26.680 --> 0:32:28.180
<v Speaker 3>But I just didn't understand when he said that one

0:32:28.220 --> 0:32:30.440
<v Speaker 3>line of he would use it after a workout. Why,

0:32:30.480 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 3>when you're sweaty and you've done a massive workout, would

0:32:33.260 --> 0:32:35.500
<v Speaker 3>you need to apply a makeup melting spray?

0:32:36.440 --> 0:32:38.620
<v Speaker 2>I think it's just a hydration spray though, right? So

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:40.780
<v Speaker 2>after a workout, he's just cooling himself down with it.

0:32:41.500 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 2>Like what's in Fix Plus? Like I'm, Go Google girl.

0:32:44.390 --> 0:32:48.140
<v Speaker 2>What's in Mac fix plus please. Because I'm, I'm getting

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:50.600
<v Speaker 2>nepo baby from this because it makes no sense. And

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:52.980
<v Speaker 2>this is when I have a problem with nepotism, right?

0:32:53.000 --> 0:32:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Because everyone goes, Oh, nepo baby, nepo baby. I don't

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:58.700
<v Speaker 2>care if your parents are famous and you become famous

0:32:58.740 --> 0:33:00.030
<v Speaker 2>because your parents are famous.

0:33:00.110 --> 0:33:01.590
<v Speaker 1>I wish I was a nepo baby.

0:33:01.650 --> 0:33:03.110
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I wish I was a nepo baby too. And

0:33:03.230 --> 0:33:05.230
<v Speaker 2>props to anyone who is a nepo baby. But then

0:33:05.290 --> 0:33:08.450
<v Speaker 2>it's like, okay, this is the nepotism that I don't

0:33:08.750 --> 0:33:13.170
<v Speaker 2>like because why? Like if this was a really, say he,

0:33:14.020 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 2>he loved soccer and became the face of the fucking

0:33:19.620 --> 0:33:20.480
<v Speaker 2>world cup. I don't know.

0:33:20.500 --> 0:33:21.140
<v Speaker 1>It makes more sense.

0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:21.900
<v Speaker 2>It makes sense.

0:33:21.920 --> 0:33:24.240
<v Speaker 3>Whereas this would have been like a male makeup artist

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:27.620
<v Speaker 3>who loves MAC and has used it for ages. Whereas

0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:30.510
<v Speaker 3>this is a makeup brand that yes, MAC has skincare too,

0:33:30.530 --> 0:33:32.890
<v Speaker 3>but yeah, it does feel kind of random. And that's

0:33:32.930 --> 0:33:36.330
<v Speaker 3>what was all in the comments everywhere was like, love

0:33:36.350 --> 0:33:39.190
<v Speaker 3>this for him. And they're finally like, you know, making

0:33:39.250 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 3>their own money because there's the whole debate about like,

0:33:42.350 --> 0:33:45.170
<v Speaker 3>The whole family's been using Britney for her money, blah, blah, blah.

0:33:45.780 --> 0:33:48.760
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, it kind of doesn't make sense. But I

0:33:48.780 --> 0:33:50.620
<v Speaker 3>just was confused when he said after the gym. I'm like,

0:33:50.660 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 3>when you're all sweaty, you're just going to like spray

0:33:52.220 --> 0:33:52.740
<v Speaker 3>your face?

0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:54.820
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's interesting because I want to go back to

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:59.070
<v Speaker 2>Google to see what we actually have in Fix Plus

0:33:59.110 --> 0:34:01.990
<v Speaker 2>because that'll determine whether it's what we think it is.

0:34:02.430 --> 0:34:02.930
<v Speaker 4>So it says.

0:34:02.930 --> 0:34:07.750
<v Speaker 6>Water and glycerin-based hydrating mist infused with botanical extracts, vitamins

0:34:07.850 --> 0:34:08.510
<v Speaker 6>and minerals.

0:34:08.650 --> 0:34:10.950
<v Speaker 2>So it's a water spray. What's glycerin?

0:34:11.780 --> 0:34:14.020
<v Speaker 4>I think that's like a... Okay, let's Google that too.

0:34:14.060 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 2>Shane, what the fuck is glycerin? I saw a thing

0:34:16.460 --> 0:34:18.020
<v Speaker 2>the other day that was like, thank God for the

0:34:18.100 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 2>gay that sits off... What was the thing?

0:34:20.219 --> 0:34:21.089
<v Speaker 4>I sent that in to the scroll.

0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:22.310
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. What did it say?

0:34:22.330 --> 0:34:24.710
<v Speaker 4>The dream job is Googling stuff. The guy just sits

0:34:25.050 --> 0:34:26.150
<v Speaker 4>off camera Googling.

0:34:26.650 --> 0:34:28.910
<v Speaker 3>So, yeah, I thought the one line about after the

0:34:28.950 --> 0:34:30.270
<v Speaker 3>gym was a little bit sour for me, but the

0:34:30.290 --> 0:34:32.860
<v Speaker 3>whole internet has been divided on him being the face.

0:34:33.120 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:37.779
<v Speaker 4>It's a clear, odorless and sweet-tasting sugar alcohol.

0:34:38.180 --> 0:34:41.480
<v Speaker 2>So, it's literally... Yeah. I don't know whether that's in

0:34:42.060 --> 0:34:45.180
<v Speaker 2>fixed past though. Surely not. Who knows? But the point is,

0:34:45.500 --> 0:34:48.110
<v Speaker 2>it's literally just water in a bottle, really. It's really

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:49.730
<v Speaker 2>just a bit of water, a bit of sugar and

0:34:49.750 --> 0:34:50.440
<v Speaker 2>away you go.

0:34:50.450 --> 0:34:51.310
<v Speaker 1>But as if, like, it's expensive.

0:34:51.330 --> 0:34:52.690
<v Speaker 3>You're going to keep that for when you're doing your

0:34:52.710 --> 0:34:54.290
<v Speaker 3>makeup and you want your makeup to look good.

0:34:54.330 --> 0:34:55.790
<v Speaker 1>Surely after you've done sweaty.

0:34:55.690 --> 0:34:59.370
<v Speaker 3>F45, you're not going to get a bottle of $ 40

0:34:58.270 --> 0:34:59.660
<v Speaker 3>spray out and spray your face.

0:34:59.860 --> 0:35:03.100
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you've got enough money, you might. True. I mean,

0:35:03.140 --> 0:35:06.259
<v Speaker 2>some people... won't spend money on a smoothie, but some

0:35:06.300 --> 0:35:08.339
<v Speaker 2>will spend $ 40 on a smoothie at Air One.

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:09.400
<v Speaker 1>I have done that before.

0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, same. So, you know.

0:35:11.060 --> 0:35:11.780
<v Speaker 4>Many times.

0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:16.420
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's all about, huh? Balance. It's all about balance.

0:35:16.460 --> 0:35:26.070
<v Speaker 2>It is about balance. You know what I want to

0:35:26.090 --> 0:35:29.390
<v Speaker 2>talk about? The fumble of the century. Yeah. And that

0:35:29.510 --> 0:35:33.850
<v Speaker 2>is talking about setting spray, Urban Decay. Remember Urban Decay

0:35:33.930 --> 0:35:38.090
<v Speaker 2>had the all-nighter setting spray and that was in collaboration

0:35:38.130 --> 0:35:42.950
<v Speaker 2>with Skindinavia who actually had the patent of the formula

0:35:43.489 --> 0:35:46.690
<v Speaker 2>of the setting spray. Or Urban Decay obviously made it famous.

0:35:46.850 --> 0:35:49.709
<v Speaker 2>It was, you know, 10 or so years ago, every

0:35:50.070 --> 0:35:51.860
<v Speaker 2>beauty YouTuber, everyone was using it.

0:35:51.860 --> 0:35:52.540
<v Speaker 1>Every makeup artist.

0:35:52.580 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 2>It became like the best setting spray in the world.

0:35:54.620 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 2>And then Urban Decay said, actually, we want to, I

0:35:57.280 --> 0:35:59.020
<v Speaker 2>think it was to do with cut costs or something.

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:01.219
<v Speaker 2>And they were like, goodbye, Skindinavia. We're just going to

0:36:01.239 --> 0:36:03.070
<v Speaker 2>do our own formula. But because they couldn't do the

0:36:03.110 --> 0:36:05.870
<v Speaker 2>patented formula because Skindinavia owned that, they just had to

0:36:05.910 --> 0:36:08.270
<v Speaker 2>do something similar that did not work as well. And

0:36:08.330 --> 0:36:10.510
<v Speaker 2>everyone was like, what the hell is going on? Fumble

0:36:10.550 --> 0:36:14.850
<v Speaker 2>of the century, Income Emco Beauty, Jupe Queens, who just

0:36:14.930 --> 0:36:17.310
<v Speaker 2>rip off absolutely everyone. And they've actually teamed up with

0:36:17.330 --> 0:36:21.690
<v Speaker 2>Skindinavia now and has the patent in the new formula. Aldea?

0:36:21.890 --> 0:36:22.950
<v Speaker 2>Is that what they're calling it? Aldea?

0:36:22.989 --> 0:36:25.390
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I'll tell you, this is like really random

0:36:25.489 --> 0:36:29.710
<v Speaker 3>of Emco Beauty because they are known for just allegedly

0:36:29.770 --> 0:36:32.810
<v Speaker 3>straight out copying other brands.

0:36:32.830 --> 0:36:35.970
<v Speaker 2>You heard that? That was my nail snapping. Anyway, sorry.

0:36:36.070 --> 0:36:38.029
<v Speaker 3>Like Emco were notorious for just.

0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:42.040
<v Speaker 1>duping, but they've actually collaborated.

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.460
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like I feel like it's kind of random of

0:36:44.500 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 3>them because I thought they would have just came out

0:36:46.180 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 3>with an all dayer and like done it themselves. But

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:51.830
<v Speaker 3>the fact that they've teamed up with Skindinavia, it's like

0:36:51.950 --> 0:36:53.050
<v Speaker 3>random of Emco.

0:36:53.390 --> 0:36:55.750
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Haven't they just gone through changes and stuff though?

0:36:56.310 --> 0:36:59.149
<v Speaker 2>And what the fuck was that chocolate watermelon collab they did?

0:36:59.570 --> 0:37:00.469
<v Speaker 1>I never tried it.

0:37:00.590 --> 0:37:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Cookery. I'm not. I'm not about it. But anyway.

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:06.110
<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, Matt, I just want to keep eating.

0:37:06.130 --> 0:37:06.430
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:37:06.450 --> 0:37:07.989
<v Speaker 2>Well, we'll do a quick whip and we'll eat in there.

0:37:08.010 --> 0:37:08.530
<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:37:08.550 --> 0:37:11.130
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So thank you for listening, scrollers. We'll see you.

0:37:12.330 --> 0:37:13.830
<v Speaker 2>In the quick whip, whenever that goes live. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>going to eat one of those real spicy Flamin' Hot Puffs?

0:37:15.510 --> 0:37:16.100
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've already had one.

0:37:16.110 --> 0:37:16.570
<v Speaker 4>They're delicious.

0:37:16.590 --> 0:37:19.660
<v Speaker 2>Bloody hell. Thanks to 7-Eleven sponsoring this episode of the podcast.

0:37:19.700 --> 0:37:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Don't forget, any time is 7-Eleven time. And go and

0:37:23.160 --> 0:37:26.020
<v Speaker 2>get yourself one of those custard tart stuff. I'll tell

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:30.700
<v Speaker 2>you what, that was crazy work from them. Anyway, darling,

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:32.500
<v Speaker 2>better let you go. I've got to go and clean

0:37:32.540 --> 0:37:35.719
<v Speaker 2>up the studio because there's piñata stuff everywhere.