Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, you'll start your morning away day.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren. You one well, good morning and
Speaker 3: half of a ride everybody morning. She has been humid.
Speaker 1: It has been humid, hasn't it really has humage?
Speaker 3: I both feet out? You sleep with one foot out.
Speaker 1: With one foot out last night I was ready to go.
Speaker 1: But did you even have a blanket over your body?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: Blanket from the knees up.
Speaker 4: Like a towel.
Speaker 1: That is the least sexy thing.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: You tuck it all up up to your above your knee.
Speaker 3: My feet were overheating and what so you pull both.
Speaker 1: Your feet out, so from your knees to how high up?
Speaker 1: Just up to your nipples? Or where do you go?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I go full right up to the neck.
Speaker 1: Are your arms in or out?
Speaker 3: Just with your feet?
Speaker 1: Just your head and your fee that.
Speaker 3: We not feet knees down, so shins are out, feet
Speaker 3: are out.
Speaker 1: And then what about lou because that would really ruin
Speaker 1: her on her side of the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the blanket does bunch up around there around the waist.
Speaker 4: Aia, oh my god, cold on top but hot down below.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was last night.
Speaker 4: I'm fully caged. You know what.
Speaker 1: So I normally, but last night I threw a leg
Speaker 1: not over, not over, I throw it out.
Speaker 4: That's a girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were living in our house.
Speaker 4: Were living a cold sleeper.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see it roll out slow motion, like
Speaker 3: Paul says, Lauren, lift the leg. He's like, we're on here,
Speaker 3: it goes, there we go.
Speaker 1: I went to bit early last night. I was, I was.
Speaker 1: I was exhausted last night. Mine, old lady. Is it
Speaker 1: the changing weather? I feel like I've got some kind
Speaker 1: of asthma situation coming on because of a horrible hate fever.
Speaker 1: Our street is full of those tiny little flower.
Speaker 6: Things, but big thunderstorms coming today.
Speaker 4: Storm asthma is quite bad, notorious, shocking.
Speaker 1: Ah that makes me more.
Speaker 3: Grab your ventilin and severe weather warnings damaging winds up
Speaker 3: to ninety k son hour. There informed thank you.
Speaker 1: Way today for a wedding. And I got an email.
Speaker 1: I've never had this before. I got an email from
Speaker 1: Virgin last night. Well did you get an email from quantas?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No Virgin care about the customers more. Maybe travel information
Speaker 1: expert media. It's great. Let email starts with dear Paul, They've.
Speaker 3: Got their finger customers.
Speaker 1: Our team of expert meteorologists has let us know that
Speaker 1: adverse weather is forecast around Melbourne, which may impact your flights.
Speaker 1: I've never seen an email like that.
Speaker 3: What time's your flight?
Speaker 1: I don't know us Paul like, it's this morning.
Speaker 3: Probably forty four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I got to go now.
Speaker 3: Remember when remember when mays Doog, one of their girls
Speaker 3: that works on this show, she was booking our travel
Speaker 3: for gather Round. She booked our flights back from Adelaide
Speaker 3: at eight forty five. Yes, we're to inform her shows
Speaker 3: on air till nine am.
Speaker 4: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: I think mays Dog thought we were there for a party.
Speaker 3: Unless we were broadcasting from the runway as we were,
Speaker 3: you know, yes, how towards the skies.
Speaker 1: That would have made beautiful radio.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, we've got a fun show for Friday. Ned Brockman,
Speaker 3: the legend that is Ned Brockman, is alive well and
Speaker 3: joining us.
Speaker 4: He's not well.
Speaker 1: He's not well.
Speaker 4: I read your host from him last night and he
Speaker 4: paints a pretty grim picture.
Speaker 3: Well, he is on the air with us after eight
Speaker 3: o'clock this morning. Pain aside. He is an absolute legend
Speaker 3: for the amount of money he is raised.
Speaker 1: Still going, still rolling up. I thank god he's not going.
Speaker 4: He deserves it.
Speaker 1: He deserves a big mac in a la down.
Speaker 6: He's drinking all the chocolate milk down on the way.
Speaker 6: Y soon you're right, we go.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we're chatting today too. I think I
Speaker 1: think this woman might be Jason's match. Felicity Ward. She
Speaker 1: is in the Australian version of the Office which comes
Speaker 1: out today. It looks very funny, and she is Cookie
Speaker 1: Cookie in character, Cookie in real life, and she has
Speaker 1: many similar qualities to Jason.
Speaker 3: I think we've also got not awkward Cold Play tickets
Speaker 3: up for grabs as well. But right after Sabrinna Carpenter,
Speaker 3: our girl Lauren is becoming a centerfold.
Speaker 1: I know, all right, what's time.
Speaker 4: It's time for you to reveal.
Speaker 3: Don't a big reveal?
Speaker 4: God, are you okay? You know? And I'm just really anxious.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 4: I am too sexy for my love to sexy for me.
Speaker 1: Believe I have not done a centerfold. That's the other
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 4: To be next.
Speaker 3: You've done Mentell. She's done playing. Sorry, I'm not sure
Speaker 3: which one we're about to see. I'm up next.
Speaker 4: She's done Zoo Weekly.
Speaker 1: Look, when Nicky Webster did that, she went from little
Speaker 1: to like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the headline I remember that Lombshell all grown up?
Speaker 3: Actually was the trendsetter. You said I looked like the
Speaker 3: guy in the Mad magazine that It's all right.
Speaker 4: You've been in magazines for years?
Speaker 3: Were you an FH girl?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Was I an f HM girl?
Speaker 3: Ralph?
Speaker 1: I used to look at the girls on the cover
Speaker 1: and be like, Wow, they're beautiful.
Speaker 4: So what have you done?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't done anything.
Speaker 4: Well you have.
Speaker 3: It's at a home job.
Speaker 4: Can I tell the people about it?
Speaker 6: Lauren Phillips, my great friend of twenty years, has reached
Speaker 6: the Helsian Heights Stellar magazine magazine.
Speaker 3: The freema you get.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how awkward I was doing this photo shoot?
Speaker 4: Well, they invite some of the big guns to do
Speaker 4: the cover. Hey, who else has done it in the past?
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman has she?
Speaker 3: No, you've just made that.
Speaker 1: I made that probably Margo Robbie made probably all of
Speaker 1: the Miranda curs and super Bowl the word yes.
Speaker 4: Well this weekend it is Lauren Phillips and I am.
Speaker 3: Melissa Leng was on there.
Speaker 4: Melissa Young wasn't miss Leon.
Speaker 1: You're right, you speak that out anyway, I was. I
Speaker 1: was very uncomfortable in this photo shoot.
Speaker 4: I am now.
Speaker 1: I am much more of a talker than opposer, as
Speaker 1: you would have seen at Radio Awards on the weekend
Speaker 1: when we are running down the red cop Yes, yes, what.
Speaker 4: Was the theme?
Speaker 3: The theme for the sheet? What was it?
Speaker 1: Well, actually there was a bit of race wear in
Speaker 1: there because Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Cop oh I imagining. Remember the Kim Kardashian photo where
Speaker 3: she's got the champagne glass on her bar.
Speaker 1: That's what I was hoping to do.
Speaker 3: Champagne that it goes over her into a nurse.
Speaker 1: That's what I was hoping to do.
Speaker 3: That they champagne, and.
Speaker 1: That post has already been taken.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I mean there are other things you could
Speaker 4: have done with your.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to come up with the paper.
Speaker 4: I had the champagne, all.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, so all the screens will change to the photo.
Speaker 4: I haven't had the chance to see. You haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: I've not seen it.
Speaker 4: It's pretty glam Are you ready? Three? Two?
Speaker 7: One?
Speaker 5: Go?
Speaker 3: Oh oh look at it?
Speaker 4: Look at our gal.
Speaker 6: Okay, what are your first impressions? Jase because something sticks
Speaker 6: out for me.
Speaker 1: Oh is it the beret?
Speaker 4: Beautiful?
Speaker 3: You look amazing. You look do you know what first
Speaker 3: jumped into my mind? Because you're in like a trench
Speaker 3: cody jacket. It looks like with a talk.
Speaker 1: Aron Deering, who's running for the deputy vice president Maris.
Speaker 3: The first person that jumped in my mind was Agent
Speaker 3: ninety nine and get smart, you know, like the trench coat,
Speaker 3: like it's like your secret agent inside a cage. Because
Speaker 3: have you got fish nets over your face?
Speaker 1: That's called netting and many people do it for the races.
Speaker 1: It's a bit inspired by Emily in Paris.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's got a red.
Speaker 6: Bereton, which I think looks divine. Yes, and covering the
Speaker 6: face is the mesh.
Speaker 3: You look lovely in the stockings. You look really really nice.
Speaker 3: What's on the lower half? Because we only see for
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 1: Do you know I had no I think I had
Speaker 1: no pants on.
Speaker 3: Now we're getting into FHM territory.
Speaker 1: Here we go only shot it from no pants.
Speaker 3: We can only afford to get some half you there.
Speaker 6: Lauren Phillips on Challenges, Comebacks, Radio Wars, and why she
Speaker 6: doesn't wear pants.
Speaker 1: That is not what it says if that doesn't.
Speaker 3: Know thirteen twenty four ten, we want to try and
Speaker 3: guess your coffee order. You give us a call, let
Speaker 3: us know what job you do, how old you are,
Speaker 3: and what car do you drive, and we'll try and
Speaker 3: guess what your coffee order is.
Speaker 1: And that is because a study has come out about
Speaker 1: what people's coffee order is and how it represents them
Speaker 1: as a human. For instance, what do you have, Jose below, Well,
Speaker 1: well let's go with THEA. You have an espresso in
Speaker 1: the morning with Frank George Fred what's his name? George?
Speaker 3: George?
Speaker 1: Hi, George, Thanks for the cupcake.
Speaker 6: No, you have a strong cappuccino some days, a magic
Speaker 6: some days, and a piccolo some sorry're a complex character.
Speaker 3: I do like to mix it up. Miss Alex and
Speaker 3: co on Saint Kilda Road. Shout out to George, Shout out.
Speaker 4: God only Georgie.
Speaker 3: You're a fan of his muffin this morning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was delutious actually, and I only had one
Speaker 1: little taste.
Speaker 4: Lauren is a an alm and larte.
Speaker 3: Giral okay, Well, last pay to Me is a bit
Speaker 3: milky boring.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between a last han and a flat The.
Speaker 4: Way they pour it. I think it's more a vigorous
Speaker 4: poor with a flat wife.
Speaker 3: I would say a latte. I think, I don't know
Speaker 3: represent a flat white represents a boring character.
Speaker 1: That's me, that's Clinton. Well, espresso drinkers believe Jason that
Speaker 1: they're good lovers, according to this survey.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I think you would think that about yourself. Doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you are a good lover. It means you think you
Speaker 1: are a good.
Speaker 3: But that's real coffee breathy Like you know, no, I
Speaker 3: always mint carry mints.
Speaker 1: Consider it espresso drinking.
Speaker 3: Well, you've gotta be good to gather whenever.
Speaker 1: Black coffee fans claim to be straight talking. Those who
Speaker 1: choose a double espresso are most likely to describe themselves
Speaker 1: as well traveled, good inbed, and sophisticated. Well, people who
Speaker 1: enjoy flavored coffee such as hazel caramel. Anyone out there
Speaker 1: have a double mark or frappucina.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry those people get a little squirt of flavoring.
Speaker 3: I'm like, why don't you go down the milk baron
Speaker 3: by buddy chocolate? Hail?
Speaker 1: Well, those people are most likely to describe themselves as
Speaker 1: funny and as people pleases.
Speaker 4: Yeah, again.
Speaker 3: They're describing themselves. All right, let's play again.
Speaker 8: On does someone in our chain drink a mocker the
Speaker 8: other day someone because mocker drinkers describe themselves as having
Speaker 8: the most sex appeal.
Speaker 3: You're half trying dispute.
Speaker 4: That if someone orders a mocker. I'm not going.
Speaker 3: No, grow up, hey, thirteen twenty four to ten. Let's
Speaker 3: go to the phones. We are playing, yes your order.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Carara, Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 4: We are good? All right?
Speaker 5: Cara?
Speaker 3: Give us your age job and what you drive?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 1: Thirty four Peacha and I drive a miss in Cashkai
Speaker 1: oat late.
Speaker 3: Skinny late hang on, Yeah, should be an oat girl
Speaker 3: or armored to know she'd be nos not cool enough
Speaker 3: and it's not cool enough for almond. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go oat late, Lauren.
Speaker 1: That's what I just said.
Speaker 3: You know I'm saying, Lauren, we're together.
Speaker 1: And you think of skinny n we're all in agreeants
Speaker 1: that she's like to drink, or that she's a teacher
Speaker 1: and probably adults.
Speaker 4: Kara, what do you drink?
Speaker 7: Soy?
Speaker 10: Almond?
Speaker 11: No, it could be sorry soy or almond larte with
Speaker 11: a sugar a.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: It says the people who choose soy otal almonds are
Speaker 1: the most health and environmentally conscious.
Speaker 3: Also broke because they sting your face.
Speaker 1: Also, it's like I do that because I just I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to have dairy. Nothing to do with the environment.
Speaker 4: Nor warring.
Speaker 3: Good morning. All right, give us your age job and
Speaker 3: what CARDI you drive?
Speaker 11: I'm twenty seven, I'm a laboring construction and I drive
Speaker 11: a little.
Speaker 3: Ford focused construction twelve Bruce, that's a weird No.
Speaker 1: What suburb do you live in the north?
Speaker 3: Sorry? What suburb?
Speaker 1: Wars? Okay, No, no, I'm going to I'm going to
Speaker 1: backtrack from the cold Bruce. I'm going to go Wi.
Speaker 3: No. No, I've got one a long black ice latte.
Speaker 3: Oh she's out on the streets. Yeah, she'd been high,
Speaker 3: she'd be working.
Speaker 4: Up a long black hands cappuccino drinker. What do you drink?
Speaker 12: I drink a strong to.
Speaker 3: Having a shocker.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to J from Geelong. Good morning morning,
Speaker 1: hair going, Yeah, and you're an instant coffee kind of guy.
Speaker 3: We don't even know anything about him in National Road.
Speaker 3: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: Conor?
Speaker 13: I'm a truck driver, a crane driver and long black.
Speaker 3: No, he'd have a big flask as well, Like he's
Speaker 3: a crane driver. Yeah, you got the flask.
Speaker 1: Coffee began.
Speaker 3: Instantly.
Speaker 4: He'd had one of those oversized ones.
Speaker 3: Oversized flask, instant coffee in a flask.
Speaker 4: And negative that you're a strong larte with three sugars.
Speaker 3: And a lot of milk.
Speaker 13: Cloth.
Speaker 12: But it's at larte extra shots.
Speaker 1: Oats latte with two extra shots.
Speaker 4: Well that's that's a lot of coffee.
Speaker 3: Oh, mate, someone came in the other day.
Speaker 1: Don't you go criticizing people.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: No, you asked Adam at Mayo may I remember him
Speaker 3: telling me about a customer coming in once I've got
Speaker 3: six shots in one coffee.
Speaker 1: No, they did, they did, mate.
Speaker 3: There was some big bloke. He was off to the gym.
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's going to have a heart attack with
Speaker 1: any kind of milk, or why should milk.
Speaker 6: Because that's all fit in the cup the way you're
Speaker 6: bow moves after or can move after a coffee coffee.
Speaker 3: I think he would have shout it out by the
Speaker 3: time we got to the car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wouldn't be behind him.
Speaker 3: Now that's a host of for part situation quite confronting
Speaker 3: seeing the photos from inside Liam Payne's hotel room that
Speaker 3: were leaked.
Speaker 1: I haven't really looked at a lot. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see it, to be honest. It's so sad. He's
Speaker 1: such a young he was such a young man. Well.
Speaker 3: I still yet to hear from his fellow One D
Speaker 3: members been.
Speaker 4: A post from the official X Factor account in the
Speaker 4: UK YEP.
Speaker 3: Apparently Simon cow stopped filming. They were filming Britain's Got Talent.
Speaker 3: He was on that.
Speaker 1: Rita Or put up a really beautiful tribute as well.
Speaker 1: They've got a couple of songs together, and I think
Speaker 1: they went on tour together. Yeah. She's obviously heartbroken and
Speaker 1: just said he had the kind of soul I'll never forget.
Speaker 1: I loved working with him so much much. He was
Speaker 1: such a joy to be around on stage. This tragic
Speaker 1: news breaks my heart.
Speaker 6: I mean, I mean there's so many little girls and
Speaker 6: boys who grew up with Lemba.
Speaker 3: Also, we were going to the back catalog yesterday, God
Speaker 3: Liam himself and then with the boys of One D
Speaker 3: some bangers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, And it's it's just it's so sad
Speaker 1: seeing someone so young spiral sort of the way he has.
Speaker 1: He's spoken really openly about his battles with his mental
Speaker 1: health and with some of the things going on in
Speaker 1: his life. It's and there's a lot of people who
Speaker 1: are really devastated by this news.
Speaker 3: A nice tribute.
Speaker 1: Just go gently on yourselves if this has affected you,
Speaker 1: and are reminded that lifeline is always available. Thirteen eleven fourteen.
Speaker 3: Next Saturday, we're getting together with a pack of dogs.
Speaker 1: Sell your survey and he's Jenny on the right floor
Speaker 1: with Kad Buns, Puffy and Kitty Club Fund. Come toee you,
Speaker 1: Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 5: Doggy dating.
Speaker 3: So we have realized dog parks are the new dating.
Speaker 1: Yet, well you haven't realized that because you're not a
Speaker 1: dog guy, you're a reptile.
Speaker 3: No, I'm a dog guy, thank you.
Speaker 1: But I realized because one of my girlfriends was walking
Speaker 1: my dog and she said she spoke to so many
Speaker 1: blokes at the dog park and cling to you. Also,
Speaker 1: someone asked you a dog good.
Speaker 4: Day a group. It was a dog in Doggie Day.
Speaker 1: It's a hot pot the dog parks. So we are
Speaker 1: throwing Melbourne's biggest doggie dating event. We want you to
Speaker 1: come along if you are single and you have a dog.
Speaker 1: If you don't borrow, borrow a dog and come on
Speaker 1: down and meet some you know, you don't have to
Speaker 1: be like a dog obsessed freeco. No, just have a dog.
Speaker 1: It's just a good conversation. Sorry, now easy way to start.
Speaker 3: Conversation will be there as well. It's not this Saturday,
Speaker 3: it's next Saturday between ten and twelve.
Speaker 1: Parkka Park. You gonna take Now, you're going to borrow
Speaker 1: one of my dogs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the sausage you can brow the sausage.
Speaker 1: You can have the sausage.
Speaker 3: Excellent, to the ground him with a bit of bread.
Speaker 1: Look like you in a dog version exactly some body
Speaker 1: short legs.
Speaker 3: But hit up the overplayer app or NOVERFM dot com
Speaker 3: dot you if you want to come along like a
Speaker 3: little guy and they card.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you about Alfred.
Speaker 14: He's a distinguished bro tie wearing gentleman with a passion
Speaker 14: for belly rubs. When he's feeling a bit blue, he'll
Speaker 14: give you his pool Like the unemployed little free later
Speaker 14: that he is. He loves to do a retrieve and
Speaker 14: give you the dismembered lie to you when you come home.
Speaker 14: Then throw his legs in the air with pure joy
Speaker 14: for anyone who watched, even if it's in the middle
Speaker 14: of Wargle Road. And let's not forget his obsession with pappaccinos.
Speaker 14: He's been known to leap through barrista windows in search
Speaker 14: of coffee. He's just like his mum.
Speaker 3: Sorry, did she say pappuccino?
Speaker 1: She did. It's a cappuccina for a dog with no cafe.
Speaker 4: Never.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a dog cafe in Collingwood can go to.
Speaker 3: I have never heard of a get off Warrigal Road.
Speaker 4: That ate the place for you, son.
Speaker 3: I liked the n for it. I like a dog
Speaker 3: in a bow tie?
Speaker 1: What such a dog? Was it?
Speaker 3: Dog and a bow tie? Yeah, that's the dog.
Speaker 1: Just a dog. I don't know, she said, what kind
Speaker 1: of dog was hey?
Speaker 3: Question?
Speaker 1: Question?
Speaker 3: What's the biggest amount of damage your dogs have done?
Speaker 3: Remember when one ate the giant bag of rice and
Speaker 3: then it expanded in him?
Speaker 1: She ate the dry She got into a bief bag
Speaker 1: of dry rice and ate almost the whole thing, and
Speaker 1: then drunk water and it was expanding in her belly.
Speaker 1: That that was a bad one, but that was damage
Speaker 1: to herself. My dog sat my brother's dog and I
Speaker 1: could hear it like crunching on something in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, and I'm like, what is that? And
Speaker 1: I got up and this dog had caused carliage in
Speaker 1: my house. It had chewed through the heel of my
Speaker 1: favorite boots and it had my diamond tennis bracelet in
Speaker 1: its mouth. That's what I could hear it, crunching on
Speaker 1: the diamonds. Yeah, Harvey Diamonds are Waymonds.
Speaker 15: Our friends as well, Secrets Oake Diamonds obviously, and our
Speaker 15: friends Cameron James. They've got two dogs. I was trying
Speaker 15: to encourage him to start a social account and post
Speaker 15: the damage that the dogs do.
Speaker 3: It like it ate through, not a hole, it ate
Speaker 3: through they're sofa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot, a lot of bit that didn't happen
Speaker 1: to you. My god, that was Pepper, pepperlicious, you're my
Speaker 1: dog ate the whole arm of the couch.
Speaker 6: And then I sort of taped it up. He taped
Speaker 6: it just well, just not the dog, take the arm
Speaker 6: up until I could get it fixed. And as I
Speaker 6: was doing that, he hoed into the second arm.
Speaker 4: For the second arm.
Speaker 3: Believe that they had couches, I think it was instantly.
Speaker 3: They've got to my mate little and they chewed through
Speaker 3: the couch so there was a hole so they would
Speaker 3: go into the couch. It was like they were oh.
Speaker 1: They made a burrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what sort of.
Speaker 1: Dog was it? Just small little fluffy ones like to borrow.
Speaker 3: Small little fluffy ones. It was like they were building
Speaker 3: the tunnel over at the West Gate. It's crazy wow.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten What damage has your dog done?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, they can do a lot of damage in
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Speaker 1: How much damage did you dog do? Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Do dogs really eat homework?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Never ate mine? Yeah right, never helped me out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd be dangling that assignment over him, going, come.
Speaker 1: On shoving it. HiT's dog food. You can now interest it.
Speaker 3: Just sticky taping smackos to Baitside. Third twenty four ten
Speaker 3: to Jonas on the air, Hey, thirteen twenty four. Ten
Speaker 3: is our number. We are talking dogs behaving badly. How
Speaker 3: much damage has your dog done?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, let's go to Endeavor Hills, Peter. What
Speaker 1: sort of dog do you have?
Speaker 16: The good morning got So was my brother in law's dog,
Speaker 16: and it was a kavoodle.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 1: What's its name?
Speaker 16: It's named Coco.
Speaker 1: Coco.
Speaker 4: Coco is not doing any damage?
Speaker 1: Surely, What did Coco do?
Speaker 16: Oh you don't want to know what Coko did, but
Speaker 16: I'll tell you. Basically, he got into my daughter's nappy
Speaker 16: bin and he screwed nappy with everything in it, all
Speaker 16: over the backyard. You can imagine. I told him, that's
Speaker 16: not my domestic land up, mate, that's yours.
Speaker 1: That's your dog, that's your No Jace, remember when you.
Speaker 3: Don't there you go?
Speaker 1: Remember when the neighbor asked Jace to look, don't feed
Speaker 1: their cat while they're away, And Jace went over the
Speaker 1: what happened and the cat was running round and Jace
Speaker 1: thought the cat had caught a mouse because it had
Speaker 1: a little tail hanging out.
Speaker 3: I saw a little tail hanging And when he.
Speaker 1: Pulled the tail out of the cat's mouth, it wasn't
Speaker 1: a string string. It was attached to something that was
Speaker 1: like a dead mouse, can't move on. They got the
Speaker 1: cat had gone through a bin j It was akin
Speaker 1: to a man. Had to get it out of the
Speaker 1: cat's mouth because you don't want the cats following that.
Speaker 3: The worst bit. Remember it happened the second day.
Speaker 1: She should have emptied her rubbish spins before she mouse again.
Speaker 4: That's strings.
Speaker 3: It's not a mass.
Speaker 1: That's a libra. That's not okay, Look from skies.
Speaker 4: Look morning, sort of dog.
Speaker 1: Do you have? What's its name? And what did it do?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a border Collie in its names Archer. And
Speaker 6: it actually chewed through the ducted heating cable and it
Speaker 6: caused so much damage we had to end up a
Speaker 6: place in the whole.
Speaker 7: Unit itselfoard inside the motherboard.
Speaker 1: Oh you've just replaced your heating and their conditioning. How
Speaker 1: much do that cost? Chase's not cheap.
Speaker 3: It isn't the cheap exercise.
Speaker 1: That's all right, it's not cheap.
Speaker 3: Upwards of ten Yeah, more.
Speaker 1: Than that you told me the other day.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Ashley. Shut up, morning, Ashley, how are
Speaker 3: you good? I think it was the kids that chewed
Speaker 3: through my cable.
Speaker 1: Ashley morning ash. What sort of dog was it? What
Speaker 1: was it called daffy?
Speaker 10: And his name was Pablo Tablo.
Speaker 1: You're asking for trouble when you name your dog.
Speaker 11: He's out a lot of things, but he ate through
Speaker 11: the architraves of our day window. So he just all
Speaker 11: teeth marks and crevice of chewed wood at the face
Speaker 11: of our windows.
Speaker 1: Was Pablo a puppy at the time, Yes, he was.
Speaker 1: But they're so cute. How can you get.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Geelong day to wrap things up? What's
Speaker 3: the go what'd your dog get into?
Speaker 13: I had my dog go through my living room walls
Speaker 13: that I had to replace, so I had obviously my
Speaker 13: couch kind of goes up going up against my wall.
Speaker 13: I have a great dame.
Speaker 12: She weighs about eighty six kilos, and I got home
Speaker 12: from work. She's a bit excited to see me, so
Speaker 12: she was running around doing zoomies. Launched onto the couch
Speaker 12: and as she turned she went through the walls back end,
Speaker 12: went through my living room wall.
Speaker 1: Was she okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: She just continued on with.
Speaker 4: The wall.
Speaker 1: Great days, I love great eighty.
Speaker 4: Five is a lot.
Speaker 3: That's what I want.
Speaker 4: Should we see a great if.
Speaker 1: You guys want eighty five class. Should we see if
Speaker 1: you can run and go through the wall.
Speaker 3: Sure, I wouldn't be able to stop. Short big boys,
Speaker 3: go on the room. All right, let's play with your lips.
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Speaker 4: She's already got them on, Jason, it's bliss.
Speaker 3: So Lauren's got noise canceling headphones on so she can't
Speaker 3: hear what we are saying.
Speaker 4: Nothing.
Speaker 1: Guys, are you ready for me yet?
Speaker 3: One second? Loss is gracing the front cover of Stellar
Speaker 3: magazine this week.
Speaker 4: Think of it.
Speaker 3: I think kudos to the hair and makeup.
Speaker 1: Done.
Speaker 3: Some work. No, she looks, jokes aside, she looks a
Speaker 3: million bucks.
Speaker 1: Alright, are we ready for me?
Speaker 3: We are? We are?
Speaker 4: Ye stell preparation. What was the lead time?
Speaker 3: Four years?
Speaker 1: Guys, I'm gonna take my headphones off.
Speaker 3: Wait, hey, hey, wait, take headphones off for a second,
Speaker 3: just to take take them off, take them just very second.
Speaker 3: We are promoting your Stellar magazine.
Speaker 4: We're just talking about the lead time between them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look amazing.
Speaker 4: Just the preparation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look amazed.
Speaker 1: I didn't get enough.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, headphones back.
Speaker 1: I should have gone on a three month fitness campaign.
Speaker 1: You on your Men's health shoot clicks. Is that what
Speaker 1: you're saying.
Speaker 3: You looked great, but you went on the cover. Headphones on.
Speaker 4: It's tree.
Speaker 3: You didn't get the cover? All right, okay, headphones on
Speaker 3: those apps. Alright, here we go. I don't know who's
Speaker 3: in the photos, but they look incredible.
Speaker 4: Alright.
Speaker 3: First first, a right clink, go for it.
Speaker 4: The Stellar cover is sexy. The Stellar cover is sexy.
Speaker 3: We're playing noise.
Speaker 1: It's something about the Stellar cover.
Speaker 3: So she's got noise cancing headphones and we're playing music.
Speaker 3: She has to live.
Speaker 4: Stella cover.
Speaker 1: The Stellar cover is heavy.
Speaker 4: No sexy, sexy.
Speaker 1: The Stella cover is sexy.
Speaker 15: All right, all right, we get it, all right, Stella cover.
Speaker 3: Tickets, all right, Okay, next one, all right. King Charles's
Speaker 3: sausage fingers are in Sydney.
Speaker 1: I'm in charge of Harry Styles.
Speaker 3: King Charles and his sausage fingers.
Speaker 1: I've got wait, start again, King.
Speaker 17: King Charles, King Charles and Dear Charles. King King Charles
Speaker 17: and his sausage fingers are in Sydney.
Speaker 1: King Charles had a sausage fast.
Speaker 3: King Charles and his sausage fingers.
Speaker 1: King Charles and his sausage feet fingers, fingers fingers.
Speaker 3: Are in Sydney.
Speaker 1: King Charles put his sausage fingers.
Speaker 3: Charles and his sausage fingers are in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Have they ve fingers?
Speaker 4: Fingers?
Speaker 3: Touchdown tonight, Charles, Charles, No sausage fingers.
Speaker 4: Ned Brockman ran his.
Speaker 1: Socks off, Nicole Kidman ate your toes off?
Speaker 3: Nope? Does she like a toe? She obviously does, doesn't she?
Speaker 3: Someone's Rockman ran his.
Speaker 1: Sucks off, Roman Runny sucks.
Speaker 4: And what a man he is.
Speaker 3: He is gonna be joining us this morning after eight
Speaker 3: o'clock here on Nova.
Speaker 2: Our next guest is the Hilarious Comedians, starring in the
Speaker 2: upcoming Australian version.
Speaker 1: Of the Office of Today.
Speaker 7: We are all back in the office full time.
Speaker 6: What it's not good news, she's funny, she's cool, and
Speaker 6: she likes to sing some sentences.
Speaker 4: Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Felicity Ward listening Ward, good morning, Morney, money, my congratulations.
Speaker 3: It premiere is today. The clips I've seen it looks
Speaker 3: bloody funny because God, you would have felt some pressure
Speaker 3: taking on this rock.
Speaker 7: I mean I've done so interviews this week, and every
Speaker 7: single journalist and radio presenter has asked me.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, you must be feeling the pressure, like
Speaker 1: you're not helping? What are you my dad? No, it's yes.
Speaker 7: And know what I have found is delusion and the
Speaker 7: function on Instagram that says people you follow. So the
Speaker 7: only things I can read on Instagram are from people
Speaker 7: that I follow. I'm having a lovely time. There's no pressure.
Speaker 7: Apparently everyone loves the show. There's no negative feedback whatsoever.
Speaker 7: No one's angry that a woman is playing the lead
Speaker 7: in the office. That's what I understand. I think that's
Speaker 7: the vibe right.
Speaker 1: Keep the blinkers on CD.
Speaker 7: You know, there was a study that said that people
Speaker 7: who are delusional live for ten more years. I don't
Speaker 7: know if a delusionists made that up, but I'm like,
Speaker 7: I led me in the bubble.
Speaker 4: Yes, totally.
Speaker 1: But you know what is it is so funny we
Speaker 1: live in this world where we worry so much about
Speaker 1: the noise around us. If there was a way just
Speaker 1: to get positive feedback, wouldn't we just be so much happier?
Speaker 7: Let me thrive, you know, what I mean, Like, you
Speaker 7: know that tough love thing, I'm like, tough love doesn't
Speaker 7: work on me.
Speaker 1: I'm mentally ill, I have low self esteem.
Speaker 7: If you welcome me with open arms, you are going
Speaker 7: to get the best of me. I will be the
Speaker 7: funniest version, I will be in the most charming version.
Speaker 7: I'll be as hot as I can, which is subjective,
Speaker 7: but like.
Speaker 1: I will, I will thrive if you just give me
Speaker 1: positive feedback. City. I think you and Jason might be
Speaker 1: the same person.
Speaker 7: Yeah, do you have undiagnosed ADHD?
Speaker 3: Two Brod's diagnosed? You forget it.
Speaker 1: He's like a puppy dog. We just have to pat
Speaker 1: his head and tell him he's a good boy, and
Speaker 1: he's like okay, and you know absolutely what it is.
Speaker 7: It's like there's something called rejection sensitivity dysphoria where people
Speaker 7: with ADHD experience rejection physically and mentally at a far
Speaker 7: more traumatic level than neurotypical people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, making sense, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7: So when people are like, oh, that's a funny hat,
Speaker 7: and then you going to bed going why doesn't he
Speaker 7: like my hat?
Speaker 1: That's that's the ADHD. Maybe Jase's won the same hat
Speaker 1: for ten years, so obviously, no one's ever said that's
Speaker 1: a funny hat to you.
Speaker 7: Please, I'm glad to plant that seat in your head
Speaker 7: for tonight's sleep.
Speaker 4: Jase.
Speaker 3: Great, Now I'm going to go throw out the twenty
Speaker 3: versions of this hat I currently own. Also, the guys
Speaker 3: love it when I forget to take my meds too,
Speaker 3: and I try and focus.
Speaker 1: In the meeting all morning. He goes, forgot to take
Speaker 1: my meds. We've got to take my Meds've got to
Speaker 1: take my meds. I'm like, you sure didn't forget, because
Speaker 1: you told me eighteen thousand times in the last three hours.
Speaker 7: I would think that's funny, except I get it, like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I don't know what that's funny.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you've got to keep saying it over and over again,
Speaker 7: or how will you remember when you get home?
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 6: So, if you've been asked about the pressure that comes
Speaker 6: with this role, you must have been asked about Ricky Gervais.
Speaker 6: First and foremost, you must be an admirer of his work,
Speaker 6: and secondly, have you had any comms from him?
Speaker 7: Have you heard from him or innings the army? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: we went ten to four. I have ten four is
Speaker 7: on twenty four hour time. No, So I know I
Speaker 7: know that Ricky Devay's like approved the series approved having
Speaker 7: a female boss, like obviously otherwise that would be theft,
Speaker 7: that would be intellectual property, a theft. So yeah, I
Speaker 7: heard for the first time that last night that the
Speaker 7: producers had like an hour and a half conversation with
Speaker 7: him years ago when they first came up with this idea.
Speaker 7: And they said so, and Ricky said, so why make it?
Speaker 7: Ricky like, we're best is amm mate, Ricky g and
Speaker 7: the producer, He said, so why make it now? Why
Speaker 7: remake it again? And they said, we're going to have
Speaker 7: a female boss. And he paused and went wow. And
Speaker 7: he said, but but David Brent is a man baby,
Speaker 7: Like what what do you do with a woman baby?
Speaker 7: And I think that is the great strength of the
Speaker 7: show is there is absolutely nothing empowering about Hannah Howard.
Speaker 7: She is bad for the feminist movement. She is terrible
Speaker 7: at her job, she is a delusional, she's desperate, lonely.
Speaker 7: She's all the things that Michael Scott and David Brant
Speaker 7: are and were, and it's just incidental that she's a woman.
Speaker 1: But what's so funny is I think we can all
Speaker 1: watch it and picture the one person in our lives
Speaker 1: that I'm like, in our.
Speaker 3: Case, we watched it was watching a documentary at the
Speaker 3: old radio station we.
Speaker 1: Did in the office. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is
Speaker 1: funny because I think everyone can relate to it because
Speaker 1: there is always someone that you're like, are you actually
Speaker 1: still here? How have you got this job?
Speaker 7: You were filming and someone said, don't you think it's
Speaker 7: a bit unrealistic? Like everyone knows someone and every day
Speaker 7: you go, how come you're not fired for that?
Speaker 3: We asked that question every day. We're like, how are
Speaker 3: they still running that over there?
Speaker 7: How are they still How is someone less capable than
Speaker 7: me getting paid more money to make decisions about my life?
Speaker 7: And that's why the office works as an idea and
Speaker 7: as a concept. That's why it's successful worldwide. And that's
Speaker 7: why the conceit of the character works is because every
Speaker 7: single person has worked for someone or is working for
Speaker 7: someone like that right now.
Speaker 1: Shout out, shout out to that person, and I reckon,
Speaker 1: they've got no idea to them.
Speaker 7: They're the ones They will be there going, oh yeah,
Speaker 7: I've worked for a person like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah we're the same alright, listening to this. Just look
Speaker 1: within for a moment, Just look within and think, is
Speaker 1: it actually me? Look to the left of you if
Speaker 1: you like them, Look to the right of you, if
Speaker 1: you like them.
Speaker 3: It's you. My favorite guest this week.
Speaker 4: So much.
Speaker 1: Okay, Felicity, though, to play a role like this, right,
Speaker 1: how much creative control do you have over the character
Speaker 1: outside of the script, Like, did you specially in kooky workplaces,
Speaker 1: to just find those things that drive people crazy in
Speaker 1: a place. I've got some terrible news for you.
Speaker 7: I did zero preparation for this world because this character
Speaker 7: is just me without self awareness. I literally had someone
Speaker 7: come up to me last night after the screening and say,
Speaker 7: it was so nice to see someone completely unmasked from
Speaker 7: their ADHD on screen NonStop, because so when you it's
Speaker 7: called masking, like if you if no one's around, I'm
Speaker 7: singing all the time. I'm like constantly as a person
Speaker 7: just going.
Speaker 1: Oh, where's my keys? I can't find my keys? There
Speaker 1: are my keys? All right?
Speaker 7: And then then you walk outside. Yeah, I'm the worst person.
Speaker 7: You don't know. I'm a nightmare, mate. I like, you
Speaker 7: get to go, you get to finish this interview. I
Speaker 7: have to live with me, right.
Speaker 3: I currently work with someone very similar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you, Jason.
Speaker 7: How many times did they How many times do you
Speaker 7: walk out the house and you go, oh no, just
Speaker 7: forgot my hat, and then you go back in, and
Speaker 7: then you walk out and you go, oh no, I've
Speaker 7: got to take that book today, and then you walk
Speaker 7: back in and by the third time you're like, why
Speaker 7: is my life so hard?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty happy to get out of there.
Speaker 1: Is there anyone you like?
Speaker 4: Jose he likes you, He likes.
Speaker 3: You, Felicity look Felicity Wards of the office as Australia
Speaker 3: on the air of This.
Speaker 1: This Morningie for listening.
Speaker 3: Thank you for your time this morning. You've been an
Speaker 3: absolute and good luck for the series mate.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 6: Just on a serious note, One Direction have just issued
Speaker 6: a joint statement in the last couple of minutes. It reads,
Speaker 6: we're completely devastated by the news of Liam's passing. The
Speaker 6: four members posted it on the one D Instagram page.
Speaker 6: In time and when everybody is able to, there'll be
Speaker 6: more to say, but for now we'll take some time
Speaker 6: to grieve and process the loss of our brother, who
Speaker 6: we love dearly. The memories we shared with him will
Speaker 6: be treasured forever. For now, our thoughts are with his family,
Speaker 6: friends and the fans who loved him alongside us. We
Speaker 6: will miss him terribly. We love you Liam. Oh gosh,
Speaker 6: it's a sad loss for the One Direction family, the
Speaker 6: music family, and for so many One directioners right the
Speaker 6: way around the world.
Speaker 1: So it's such a sad story. I mean, he's a dad,
Speaker 1: he's a son, Yeah, he's a was.
Speaker 3: He engaged, I don't believe.
Speaker 1: So it's got a girlfriend fourteen.
Speaker 3: He was also a guy that was troubled by a
Speaker 3: lot of demons as well, you know, And no doubt
Speaker 3: we'll hear more about what actually happened over the coming days.
Speaker 1: But yeah, for those who are struggling with it though,
Speaker 1: because I know there are a lot of people out
Speaker 1: there who just loved him and loved One Direction, and
Speaker 1: they've taken this news very very They've got very very
Speaker 1: heavy hearts. So just look after your mates, look after
Speaker 1: each other. News like this can be so confronting to people.
Speaker 1: Reach out if you need help, and reminder that Lifeline
Speaker 1: is available to anybody. Thirteen eleven fourteen. Their services are amazing.
Speaker 1: If you need any.
Speaker 3: Help, Hey, quick shift of gear. We were just chatting
Speaker 3: with the lovely Felicity Ward. She is the star of
Speaker 3: the Australian version of the Office. I love the Office.
Speaker 1: I love the Office and I've only seen the trailer
Speaker 1: it comes out today though the rest of the series,
Speaker 1: but it looks very funny.
Speaker 3: We all remember the original Ricky Gervaise playing David Brent.
Speaker 2: The sergeant major spends all his time training his men
Speaker 2: to be killers. He doesn't polish his own boots. Bobbi
Speaker 2: does punish her own boots, but you know it doesn't
Speaker 2: mean it doesn't mean I have to do my own finding.
Speaker 1: We've all had an awkward colleague like that. I mean
Speaker 1: when we were talking to Felicity before, it just made
Speaker 1: me go, oh my god. I could name five people
Speaker 1: right now that have in my professional career. I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: About one word's going to trigger you.
Speaker 1: Bacon, Oh, the bacon juice gar do you know about
Speaker 1: the baconcon That was before I was a professional radio
Speaker 1: host and I asked me to fill in on some
Speaker 1: small radio station. Can't say I actually, you can't even
Speaker 1: go back down the dial the guy who was hosting.
Speaker 1: I was just filling in for one day and I
Speaker 1: was like, that'd be a fun experience. And in the
Speaker 1: morning it was breakfast. And in the morning he said,
Speaker 1: do you want some bacon? He didn't talk about that,
Speaker 1: but I'm going to pretend he did. Do you want
Speaker 1: some bacon? And I said, oh, no, thank you, And
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, bacon every morning, and I was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So he went to the kitchen and he came back
Speaker 1: from the kitchen with a big tuppleware full of bacon,
Speaker 1: bacon that had microwaved and reheat it that he'd cooked
Speaker 1: the night before. No eggs, no toast, bacon, a bucket
Speaker 1: of bacon, and he ate it with his hand. The
Speaker 1: whole studio greasy against the whole studio smelt like bacon.
Speaker 1: And then he ate the whole tub. But he's greasy.
Speaker 1: And he handed me the tub and he said, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: you don't want someone. I was like, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to come between a man and his bacon.
Speaker 1: He finished the bacon, and you know what he did,
Speaker 1: He picked up the tubleware. Had he drunk the bacon juice.
Speaker 1: I didn't look bacon the same for about a decade.
Speaker 4: I don't mind bacon juice.
Speaker 1: Oh he drunk it better than that. He picked up
Speaker 1: the tupleware with his greasy fingers and he drunk. And
Speaker 1: he said every morning.
Speaker 4: Had a horned the tuna juice in the tunic.
Speaker 1: You can't be doing that in a workplace.
Speaker 3: Here's the guy. Thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you
Speaker 3: have a David Brent at your workplace?
Speaker 1: You have a bacon juice guy?
Speaker 3: Is there like that awkward person in your workplace? They're
Speaker 3: just socially inept.
Speaker 1: No self awareness, no self aware, It's not what you
Speaker 1: do in a workplace.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number to join us
Speaker 3: on the yeir. In return, I got some free stuff
Speaker 3: to go. How about tickets to many Valley Co's plate
Speaker 3: e twenty fifth of October thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Do you have someone who's a little bit socially unaware
Speaker 3: in your workplace?
Speaker 1: Come on into that bacon guy.
Speaker 3: Hey, we'll come back to take your course. Actually we
Speaker 3: used to work with one. Oh, I got a story
Speaker 3: for you. Next we are talking about every office has
Speaker 3: got one that person who's sort of socially unaware.
Speaker 4: I remember I had one and he asked me to
Speaker 4: police finger.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah.
Speaker 1: What do you mean he didn't like he didn't let
Speaker 1: one rip. Yeah, he'd be offered eight.
Speaker 4: Is that pull my finger?
Speaker 3: I don't think anything can get No, you can't be
Speaker 3: doing that in the off You can't be Lauren. Guys,
Speaker 3: do you remember we worked with someone who was so
Speaker 3: socially awkward, In fact, he was in management needs to
Speaker 3: walk around trying to build morale, so much so he
Speaker 3: once wandered into our production guys, studio Scapman. Now Scatman
Speaker 3: has a great head of hair, doesn't he, black full
Speaker 3: afro style hem and this manager walked up, went crazy
Speaker 3: wig day and pulled it, tugged at his hair and
Speaker 3: went crazy wig day.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: He said, that's my hair, that's my actual hair.
Speaker 4: You building morale?
Speaker 1: Oh, I still can't talk about And then he just
Speaker 1: walked off.
Speaker 4: What a manager of people he was? What a manager
Speaker 4: of what's my name?
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Katie.
Speaker 1: I was in a performance review and he sat there
Speaker 1: eating KFC chips in while we did our serious meeting.
Speaker 4: That's right, did he did?
Speaker 6: He?
Speaker 3: I welcome to the company, certainly wasn't welcome to the count.
Speaker 3: You can only get your name right, Let's go to
Speaker 3: Katie Dale. Morning, Katie, good morning. You work with the
Speaker 3: David Brent. Who have you got in your office?
Speaker 10: I had a Richard and he used to cook raw
Speaker 10: chicken breast hole in the microwave in the office, right
Speaker 10: ballace smelling. You never knew cook.
Speaker 11: It was gross every day.
Speaker 1: Well, you just bring in a whole raw chicken breast
Speaker 1: and put it in the Can you even do that?
Speaker 3: You can?
Speaker 1: How do you cook a chicken breast in the everything
Speaker 1: cooks in there.
Speaker 3: You don't want it exploding though, you don't want to
Speaker 3: go and explodes. You have chicken.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did my eggs in the wave.
Speaker 6: No eggs in the in the mug, Yeah, in the mug,
Speaker 6: in a mug like am and just sort of they poached.
Speaker 1: Or they scrambled scramblad that's the boogie you have calling
Speaker 1: them scrambled? Are they scrambled eggs?
Speaker 9: Let's go to mill Park A Joe good Hey, guys,
Speaker 9: great show made Joey. I had a most disrespectful employee
Speaker 9: or colleague. We had a sandwich maker that we would
Speaker 9: have to share and may not walk into the kitchen.
Speaker 9: And he was cleaner with his hanky. He took his
Speaker 9: hanky out of his pocket and I saw him and
Speaker 9: I just went sick at him.
Speaker 3: Made it was just this shoe.
Speaker 1: Did he spit on it?
Speaker 3: Well, we don't know.
Speaker 9: He may have blown his nose two minutes earlier. And
Speaker 9: then he's cleaning a sandwich maker everyone else in the
Speaker 9: in the team has to use.
Speaker 1: Why is it always in the kitchen that this stuff goes?
Speaker 3: Joe, were at the radio station we used to work out.
Speaker 3: Remember you and I went through a toasted cheese sandwich stage, Lauren,
Speaker 3: and would make them on the toastymaker. But they had
Speaker 3: a fish taste to them.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what was that?
Speaker 1: Ah? Everything tasted like fish? Yeah, would be any toasted cheese, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I said, you have to put baking paper on it.
Speaker 1: I honestly, I would have rather toast my sandwich with
Speaker 1: the iron and an ironing board than that toasted sandwich maker.
Speaker 1: After you've been scrabbling your eggs in the microwave.
Speaker 3: Does yours taste wite fish?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: God, it's just gone.
Speaker 1: It's office kitchens.
Speaker 4: Actually, it's just revolting.
Speaker 1: Not here, No, the office kitchen here. You could eat
Speaker 1: straight off the bench, you could.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to recommend hopefully closed up for
Speaker 3: the weekend. A lot of homes up for auctions weekend,
Speaker 3: including executive produced the thone.
Speaker 1: You want to live in the Hammer?
Speaker 3: Yes, you would want to live in his house?
Speaker 4: Wolves could talk.
Speaker 1: You get one of those cleaners in like industrial clean
Speaker 1: saying cleaners.
Speaker 3: What's about to say? Do you want to plug your listing?
Speaker 3: But maybe now it's not the top.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I would definitely buy his house. Oh yeah, definitely worth.
Speaker 3: Yes, if anyone would like it.
Speaker 1: It is four slash forty months to Avenue Carnegie and
Speaker 1: if you buy it, I will give you a double
Speaker 1: pass to the b.
Speaker 4: And a mutual gift pack.
Speaker 6: Don't you go nude inside that house? Oh yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: a lot and the neighbors happy that.
Speaker 1: He said he has dinner nude sometimes glass and he's
Speaker 1: dining room table is glass. Sitting down and looking at
Speaker 1: your bangers and mash when you're trying to have enough.
Speaker 3: It's one of the glass window that expands things.
Speaker 1: It's eight o'clock in the morning. Hey, just talking about that.
Speaker 4: Just sticking with real estate.
Speaker 1: Oh you're collecting it at the moment, aren't you?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Run you and the prime minister buying mansion.
Speaker 4: Four point six million sold.
Speaker 1: But what about the beach house?
Speaker 3: And now I can't afford to earlier.
Speaker 1: Don't forget the burl.
Speaker 4: You're getting air conditioning installed. You needed twelve units, all
Speaker 4: the rooms.
Speaker 1: Listen, that's just in one house.
Speaker 3: It's not about me, It's about one Clint stand Away. Oh,
Speaker 3: welcome to the world of Welcome to the world of debt.
Speaker 4: Clint, speaking of taste and interior design prowess.
Speaker 3: Now we have given you crap on this show because
Speaker 3: when you described your interior.
Speaker 1: He's inner city home of Richmond.
Speaker 3: Yes, which is did you go for.
Speaker 4: The Clint in Richmond? I went for a coastal theme.
Speaker 1: I mean it's close to the coast of the River.
Speaker 4: I would describe it as scandy slash coastal.
Speaker 3: But you know what, it doesn't matter how you describe it,
Speaker 3: because today post show.
Speaker 6: Because I think I could go on the Block, well,
Speaker 6: because I'm such a good interior design.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what. The block is down at Phillip
Speaker 3: Island where.
Speaker 1: Clint and I watched. We watched the Block together on
Speaker 1: Sunday night and the judges were savage.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: Wh I think Marty Fox and CHANEA blaze turn around
Speaker 1: and walked straight out of one room. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The worst thing people getting fours.
Speaker 3: Have you got Tarazzo in the house because one of
Speaker 3: the jo.
Speaker 4: You might recall a few weeks ago, I was telling
Speaker 4: you about.
Speaker 6: How Mum was taking the piss out of me because
Speaker 6: I had the shell seashell chandeliers.
Speaker 3: That's right. It was like you're opening a seafood.
Speaker 1: Restaurant seashells chandeliers in the middle of.
Speaker 4: Rich into hunky Dory.
Speaker 10: It was.
Speaker 4: Anyway, you'll be pleased to know Shaney.
Speaker 1: Arms or whatever it's called.
Speaker 4: I replaced them. Are they gone?
Speaker 1: She sells Seashells by.
Speaker 6: The Seashore, tended on replacing the sea. If anyone wants
Speaker 6: to buy to seashell chandeliers.
Speaker 1: You should put them in Brodie's house to jazz it up.
Speaker 3: Now, guys, today post show the Lovely shanea blaze in
Speaker 3: the block.
Speaker 1: Is she doing a walk?
Speaker 3: She is doing Hang on, she is doing a walk
Speaker 3: through one clint S Downaways house. Away, guys, I'm going
Speaker 3: to be meeting her there. I'm playing the role of
Speaker 3: Scotty camp What yeah, what have you left out?
Speaker 1: She can't okay, we can send the producer.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I can't. What have you left out?
Speaker 4: I need to go through once more.
Speaker 3: No, you got a date in there in cable gues tools.
Speaker 1: Down, brother down, and Melbourne are going to find out.
Speaker 1: Melbourne is going to find out who you really are.
Speaker 4: It's very problem.
Speaker 3: I was telling Lou, my wife, about this last night.
Speaker 3: She was like, I'm interested to see the insides of Clint's.
Speaker 1: House, me to the ineds of Clint's living arrangement.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm glad you haven't disgusting.
Speaker 1: Words the ins of your home.
Speaker 4: I buy some flowers.
Speaker 3: I think it will be interesting for pretty much any
Speaker 3: lady in Melbourne to see inside your house.
Speaker 4: I bought some flowers, but I couldn't find of that.
Speaker 1: So what are the.
Speaker 4: There was like a jam jer.
Speaker 1: So Monday on the show do you really have flowers
Speaker 1: in a jam jar?
Speaker 3: It is in your coastal home? In Richmonth Room Reveals
Speaker 3: on Monday on quin Stannaway's House, when SHANEA. Blaze judges
Speaker 3: it for the block, let's do it. Five thousand bucks
Speaker 3: up for grabs? Are your chance to play?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 3: Is Sarah from resid Good morning?
Speaker 11: Oh, good morning?
Speaker 4: Were good.
Speaker 12: Are you Sarah so good?
Speaker 1: What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 11: I'm a primary school teacher, just on my way to
Speaker 11: teach my little chirt.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for everything that he says.
Speaker 4: Here, you are preg.
Speaker 5: What do you do?
Speaker 4: Adam says he you're pregnant? When do you do?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm doing much.
Speaker 3: We'll congratulate.
Speaker 1: That's so exciting.
Speaker 4: Your first you've got a daughter.
Speaker 10: Yeah, right, got a little girl already, but I don't
Speaker 10: know what this one.
Speaker 3: Is, so surprise we went, you want a surprise for
Speaker 3: our third?
Speaker 4: It was cool.
Speaker 1: Did you know for the first suit of that boy?
Speaker 3: Well, the first one?
Speaker 1: Were you about to say? The vet? The vet told
Speaker 1: you it was a boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't think of the name of that special
Speaker 3: little question.
Speaker 1: That's the one, not the vet, right, the ob her
Speaker 1: name was a vet.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, you're having a girl. And I looked and went,
Speaker 3: I'm no ultrasound expert, but to me, that looks like
Speaker 3: a boy. And the doctor zoomed in and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right. Actually that's my bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's a boy.
Speaker 3: Covert.
Speaker 1: I gave you the wrong Yeah, it's going to say diagnosis.
Speaker 3: And then sex. Yeah, yeah boy. Anyway, all right, this
Speaker 3: is about you, Sarah. You have locked in the five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars question. Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 10: All right.
Speaker 3: How this works is you are going to hear the question.
Speaker 3: You will hear three two one. You must answer in
Speaker 3: that time. Okay, okay, all right, five grabs this morning
Speaker 3: thanks to your play. Maybe, but the goodness of real
Speaker 3: fruit and dollops of happiness, open a tub and a
Speaker 3: joy today. You play your day. He comes to your
Speaker 3: question for five hundred bucks. Yogurt's company.
Speaker 1: Yo play originated in which country? Three two one Australia
Speaker 1: not Australia. It is plinge for ye.
Speaker 3: Sorry, and you're teaching our youth.
Speaker 1: Well, it's actually to be fair. Clint went to Paris
Speaker 1: and he asked what your play means, and not one
Speaker 1: person said it means.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, that's just it means you play.
Speaker 1: A Sorry Sarah, good luck with the though.
Speaker 4: Thank you, No, you too.
Speaker 3: The legend that is Ned Brockman raising over millions for charity.
Speaker 1: Oh he said that was Ned Brockman. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: that was Harry Stiles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I'm getting to it. The man Ned
Speaker 3: Brockman is going to join us in about ten minutes time.
Speaker 1: He said that was Ned Brockman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you did. Don't team up with it.
Speaker 1: That was definitely not Ned brock No. No, Jeby said
Speaker 1: that was no Brockman's.
Speaker 3: That's where the pause was.
Speaker 1: I said, that was Ned Brockman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was saying raising over millions for charity,
Speaker 3: that was Ned Brockman.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, you just got distracted and
Speaker 1: you said that was Ned Brockman, and then you tried
Speaker 1: to save it because Ned Brockman's coming up soon. That
Speaker 1: was definitely Harry Styles.
Speaker 4: I don't care. Let's move on. I can't.
Speaker 1: Sorry, fun police, you're having fun.
Speaker 3: Stop this banter has to stop.
Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing.
Speaker 3: It is just going nineteen past eight on.
Speaker 1: No talk about the stock market or something.
Speaker 4: Shall we what about the US election?
Speaker 3: I'll stay with us. We'll tell you bloody horoscopes next.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'd like that they do that already on
Speaker 4: the news seventies.
Speaker 1: We could talk about something you're interested in the strong room.
Speaker 3: We're going to the gym, do you know instantiate? My mate,
Speaker 3: it rattles him every time he goes to the gym.
Speaker 3: He's like they've got your posters in our gym.
Speaker 1: That now that's motivation.
Speaker 3: Advertising the ship.
Speaker 1: Don't be like them. Run on the treadmill, real juxta.
Speaker 1: You want to look like that, then stay outside. Otherwise
Speaker 1: come inside and run on the treadmill. Is that what
Speaker 1: it says?
Speaker 3: Pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yep, don't be wor us.
Speaker 3: He goes off hit four K, and then I look
Speaker 3: over at the poster and go I'll do another time, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: I was at the gym yesterday and I told you
Speaker 1: the other day I have joined this new gym and
Speaker 1: it's it's quite kind of like it's a bit fancy.
Speaker 1: It's lovely because it's new, you know when things are new.
Speaker 3: It's the shower facilities like.
Speaker 1: They're they're beautiful, They're lovely. They're like fully closed floor
Speaker 1: to ceiling.
Speaker 4: Like a fully closed Do you do you need to
Speaker 4: wear thongs?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 3: Are you raw dog in the shower?
Speaker 1: Well? I actually don't. I live around the corner, so
Speaker 1: I don't shower there very often. But I did have
Speaker 1: a shower the other day.
Speaker 3: Do they have the thhds and the free yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah they got that. Do they get they
Speaker 1: get stolen? I reckon that's why there.
Speaker 3: Is chain on and it looks like a pen at
Speaker 3: the bank.
Speaker 1: No, anyway, it's a lovely gym. And in the women's
Speaker 1: dressing room change room there's like a there's lockers and
Speaker 1: then there's like this red kind of it sounds like
Speaker 1: I'm not at the gym red velvet.
Speaker 4: Couch for Instagram.
Speaker 1: No, no, you can't take pictures in the locker rooms.
Speaker 4: Everyone else does I do. Don't.
Speaker 3: Don't beget any fat.
Speaker 4: Room mirrors there.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't pull out your phone in the
Speaker 1: What if Barry's nude behind you?
Speaker 4: Barry's nude? Do you just crop him out?
Speaker 1: That's a hard note, you're that's it's restable.
Speaker 4: Lots of people take photos.
Speaker 3: They don't.
Speaker 1: Not in the chain but in the dressing room, in
Speaker 1: the gym, in the gym, not in the where people
Speaker 1: having showers and.
Speaker 4: Getting venturing into the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about. The change rooms.
Speaker 3: Do you get your phone out or do you just
Speaker 3: hide the little cameras in the smoke detectors? How does
Speaker 3: it work?
Speaker 1: He's got those Google railbods with the camera in the
Speaker 1: on the side. What are you seriously taking photos in
Speaker 1: the Chaine rooms I've.
Speaker 4: Done before, just to me at a past gym of
Speaker 4: what just to see how the body changes over time.
Speaker 1: N I'm not okay with you if I was in
Speaker 1: the change room getting changed and someone was taking.
Speaker 4: Photos photos of anyone else.
Speaker 1: But if you take it in what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Selfie style? But if they're in the background with there
Speaker 1: in the change room, what Jim do you go to
Speaker 1: not declaring that? Naw, that one on Wellington straight, it's
Speaker 1: not anyway.
Speaker 4: So I was, I was at the.
Speaker 1: Grim and I had done my worri caut. I went
Speaker 1: in just to take some photos of myself in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: not really anyway. I sat down and I I put
Speaker 1: my water bottle just on the sofa and my phone
Speaker 1: while I went to get my stuff out of the
Speaker 1: locker because I was going to get changed, because I
Speaker 1: was going to have sauna. So then before I got
Speaker 1: to that, I came back and I sat on the
Speaker 1: sofa and I picked up my phone. I realized I
Speaker 1: had a text message on there, so I applied to
Speaker 1: the text message and then I stood up and I
Speaker 1: was like dripping all down the back of me and
Speaker 1: all down my legs, and I looked at the sofa
Speaker 1: and it was soaking wet, and I was like, it
Speaker 1: looks like I've had an accident.
Speaker 3: Oh, you pissed yourself at the gym.
Speaker 1: Well that's what it looked like. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: but the leads off my water bottle properly, right, So
Speaker 1: I screwed that back on. There's no one in the
Speaker 1: change rooms, no problem, and then I should have pulled
Speaker 1: out the ring right. And then these two girls walked
Speaker 1: in and I'm there like soaking up the sofa with
Speaker 1: like a wet bar, like so king wet bum. Complimentary towels, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was towels, and I just kept going about my business.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, do I say Do
Speaker 1: I say on it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, No, If you said something, I just spilled my
Speaker 1: water bottle.
Speaker 3: Then they would have definitely thought that.
Speaker 1: They were kind of looking at each other and trying
Speaker 1: not to look at me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that probably thought it your age mistakes like that happened,
Speaker 3: especially if you've just done the rower.
Speaker 1: Should a warmer pull ups?
Speaker 4: Yeah, depends.
Speaker 1: I just didn't say anything, and I'm sure all those
Speaker 1: people think I pissed myself at the gym, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Now, stop peeing yourself with the gyp is a good start.
Speaker 1: It was soaking and I was like dripping down the
Speaker 1: back of my legs.
Speaker 3: You're not I always thinking of a situation like that.
Speaker 3: How many people you reckon? They told, yes, staff noon
Speaker 3: when they got home. I know, I just read into
Speaker 3: Lauren Phillips, Yeah, you know that girl from Postcards to
Speaker 3: Buy For and Now.
Speaker 1: But do you think if I had I said, oh,
Speaker 1: I just spilt my water bottle, they would have been like,
Speaker 1: so you did?
Speaker 4: What color strides were you wearing?
Speaker 1: I was wearing like black running shorts, but they weren't
Speaker 1: like quick dry. They're a bit kind of like well,
Speaker 1: a bit like I want to say, plasticy, like a
Speaker 1: bit like the water ropelled off straight off, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So it was like it was
Speaker 1: obvious that they were very wet.
Speaker 3: Girl goes home. I just saw that. Lauren Phillips yourself.
Speaker 3: Her partner's like, well, don't worry, I saw the guy
Speaker 3: she worked with taking with a ring light and bloody.
Speaker 1: Min tell her about my story's taking the cooked.
Speaker 3: If you're on the air with Jason, Lauren clints here
Speaker 3: as well, and guess who else is joining us.
Speaker 6: Our next guest, there's a genuine uzzy Chiro who ran
Speaker 6: the Links of Australia for charity.
Speaker 5: I was hoping to raising million dollars for charity, but
Speaker 5: I was hoping to just to be honest inspire a
Speaker 5: who lot of people to keep getting up and keep going.
Speaker 6: This just completed his Letters Challenge, running one thousand miles
Speaker 6: and raising.
Speaker 3: Over two million dollars for homelessness.
Speaker 4: Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Well, legend, good morning.
Speaker 5: I just wanted on the record it's over three million now, guys.
Speaker 1: I just clinton, I said, I think you're over three now.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: And no, it's pretty wild. It's a lot of money.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I do pinch myself every time I hear
Speaker 5: that number.
Speaker 3: Ned, We've been saying all week, you are one hundred
Speaker 3: percent should be Australian of the Year. What you have
Speaker 3: achieved this week, mate, is unbelievable. You should be so
Speaker 3: proud of yourself.
Speaker 5: I appreciate that. I don't take those words very lightly,
Speaker 5: so I do. I do really appreciate that. I don't
Speaker 5: know about Australia of the Year. I'm just doing my
Speaker 5: thing and trying to better myself and better everyone around me,
Speaker 5: and help those you need it most.
Speaker 1: But I mean, what you've done is extraordinary.
Speaker 3: Twenty five or punching darkness, car Park.
Speaker 4: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I had my Quarterlafe century at twenty five mid. So
Speaker 1: you're doing much better than any of us were.
Speaker 6: Hey, need you look and sound okay? But in your
Speaker 6: Instagram post you say the long and the short of it,
Speaker 6: I'm unwell. I pushed through some things you really shouldn't
Speaker 6: push through. That's the price I'm willing to pay.
Speaker 4: It's worth it. What hurts the most right.
Speaker 5: Now, oh, probably just my head, like the just trying
Speaker 5: to process what the hell just happened, Like it was
Speaker 5: when it started. It just there was no reprieve, no
Speaker 5: and there was no break, no two minutes of breathing.
Speaker 5: There was no like calmness. It was all just go,
Speaker 5: go go.
Speaker 18: I'd finished today, I'd rush for the shower, I'd rush
Speaker 18: get the tape off, I'd rush to get in the ice,
Speaker 18: I'd rush to get in the bed, and then in bed,
Speaker 18: I'd be tossing and turning all night, for however many
Speaker 18: hours I was in bed, which was very little most nights.
Speaker 5: And then the light would turn on and I'd try
Speaker 5: and stand up and my feet were just so so
Speaker 5: blister and blistered and cut up and just trying to
Speaker 5: move the body again and again and again. And yeah, like,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to go into the injuries too much,
Speaker 5: but they're pretty nice. You want to, I want to
Speaker 5: get a bit of a doctor report first was going on.
Speaker 3: I was just going to ask, is there any fear
Speaker 3: of lasting injuries?
Speaker 5: Nah? Going into these things? You know, whatever happens happens,
Speaker 5: and you've got to be willing to pay that price
Speaker 5: in order.
Speaker 8: To do it.
Speaker 5: So yeah, like, obviously you don't want these things, but
Speaker 5: that's just part of the part of the price, I believe.
Speaker 1: Hey, can I ask so for those who may have
Speaker 1: missed it, you ran one thousand miles in twelve days,
Speaker 1: which is three thousands, seven hundred and sixty laps of
Speaker 1: a running track. When you finished, we spoke to your
Speaker 1: manager and he said, the first thing you wanted to
Speaker 1: do was go and have a shower. What did you
Speaker 1: do after that? What was the luxury that you allowed
Speaker 1: yourself once you'd finally finished this amazing feat.
Speaker 5: I actually had the first flavor of my new banana
Speaker 5: caramel milk that we did wait out in seven eleven
Speaker 5: next week get around it. But yeah, just to be honest,
Speaker 5: it was what was nice. I didn't actually have the
Speaker 5: shower for about four hours. I sat down with the
Speaker 5: team and just took a big deep breath and went,
Speaker 5: holy crap, what they all just happened. I think everyone
Speaker 5: was in shock in shot for the whole twelve days
Speaker 5: and just getting home. People say, oh, you must have
Speaker 5: slept so good that first night not having to run,
Speaker 5: But honestly, I've not slept since because I'm just in
Speaker 5: so much pain and everything.
Speaker 1: So you didn't go straight to the hospital. We thought
Speaker 1: you might have been straight to hospital.
Speaker 5: I actually drove home. I didn't want dad to drive
Speaker 5: my ute, so I drove home.
Speaker 3: You actually drove the car yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I stayed up at twenty seven hours around one
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty eight car on the final day and
Speaker 5: drove home because God forbid, I had to answer my
Speaker 5: dad saying where do I go? Now?
Speaker 3: Your dad must be a terrible drive.
Speaker 5: He's just he's from the bush, so he doesn't know
Speaker 5: directions in the city.
Speaker 3: That's all right, So he just couldn't be bothered.
Speaker 5: Now, like stuff and old drive, crank a CD and
Speaker 5: get home.
Speaker 6: We spoke to your old man on this show. Actually,
Speaker 6: isn't he a humble man? You're right, it's just a
Speaker 6: country guy who's very proud of his son. He says
Speaker 6: that you're wired just a little bit differently.
Speaker 4: Do you agree with that?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: And no.
Speaker 5: I think I've made the decision to do these things.
Speaker 5: But I think once you make that decision, as I say,
Speaker 5: I'm pretty like you know, the meaning of decision is
Speaker 5: like that is it right? And there is no other option.
Speaker 5: So I think a lot of people when it doesn't
Speaker 5: go to plan, just go We'll throw in the towel.
Speaker 5: For me, it's never that, it's like, well that didn't
Speaker 5: go to plans, so let's work out what we're going
Speaker 5: to do and we'll go again. Yeah, I think nah,
Speaker 5: Dad's I'm very grateful for my parents, Mum and Dad.
Speaker 5: They're hard working, down to solely earth people who have
Speaker 5: shown me how to go about life.
Speaker 1: Hate ned. At one point, Clinton and I are in
Speaker 1: Sydney at watching you on the live stream where we
Speaker 1: were hoing into peaking duck and dumplings at mister Wong's
Speaker 1: What did.
Speaker 4: You have what was you? Oh, we got an uber.
Speaker 4: We got an uber about six hundred.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. Ned your dad ripped into him about it.
Speaker 1: What were you eating to keep going for twelve days?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see you.
Speaker 1: I didn't see you eat.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I had it quite a bit. I was
Speaker 5: eating every half mask lap and four mast laps, so
Speaker 5: every about forty five minutes to an hour, I was
Speaker 5: eating something. I would say I, per capita would have
Speaker 5: eaten the most dairy known the man over the last
Speaker 5: twelve days. Did ice cream yogurt?
Speaker 1: Is that what I should be eating before the gym? No,
Speaker 1: that's what I did.
Speaker 5: Reason the custard just sat so well, and then ice
Speaker 5: cream and brownies, and we tried to eat healthy, but
Speaker 5: like you just want to eat what you can eat, right,
Speaker 5: and good glories, so just yeah, anything and everything. And
Speaker 5: then there'd be a lot of times I was pretty fussy,
Speaker 5: so they'd have six or seven options or what I
Speaker 5: had to eat. Yeah, right, a lot of a lot
Speaker 5: of sugary drinks. I got to got to go to
Speaker 5: the dangers after this.
Speaker 1: But you're to look at your teeth though, like you're
Speaker 1: on a Colgate commission. Teeth I've ever seens.
Speaker 3: I appreciate that over twenty million views, it's clocked up
Speaker 3: need crossing the finish line. It is unbelievable what you achieved, mate,
Speaker 3: and you should be so proud of yourself. I was
Speaker 3: just going to ask, this was all to raise money
Speaker 3: to help the homeless. What's what's your connection why that charity?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we started out about four years ago around fifty
Speaker 5: miles fifty days, end up raising one hundred thousand dollarslessness
Speaker 5: And off the back of that, the OS Run came about,
Speaker 5: and I said, I wanted to do it for a
Speaker 5: smaller grassroots charity, that he might be able to see
Speaker 5: more of an impact with that sort of money, and
Speaker 5: I wanted to raise a million. Then Mobilized poked their
Speaker 5: head in and said, oh, we're actually one. If you
Speaker 5: want to partner, I said, oh, there'd be amazing. Let's
Speaker 5: do it. And so we raised the money for them,
Speaker 5: and Noah and his authentic energy and his desire to
Speaker 5: do good in the world was so palpable, and I said, well,
Speaker 5: we're going to keep raising money for this charity in.
Speaker 4: Him and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lo and behold, we've now I don't know what
Speaker 5: the total is going to be five million now for
Speaker 5: them over the last three years.
Speaker 3: So it's incredible.
Speaker 6: So Ned's pledge is happening right now. Ned, you sort
Speaker 6: of a call out to Corporate Australia to get involved
Speaker 6: just quickly. I mean, are you mad enough to start
Speaker 6: thinking about the.
Speaker 3: Enjoy this moment?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 5: You know what, finally enough, I haven't this time around.
Speaker 3: I was just in.
Speaker 5: The beautiful thing about to running around the track is
Speaker 5: that it was just so intense and they didn't have
Speaker 5: the time to think about it. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 5: let my hair down, enjoy getting into chrismasonry and process
Speaker 5: what the hell just happened, because I don't wish any of.
Speaker 1: That upon my wors Go and sleep for twelve days,
Speaker 1: you know, just go and soak it up.
Speaker 3: Mate, what you did was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Hope you're lapping up all the attention and all the
Speaker 1: love because there is a very proud country right behind you.
Speaker 3: We love your Ned cheese are jumping on this morning, mate.
Speaker 4: You go rest you guys, le.
Speaker 1: Brock with milk and ice cream and custards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of a sudden, these whole challenges don't sound that.
Speaker 1: Sounds pretty a twelve days of customers.
Speaker 3: Except when you finish the ball and they go all right,
Speaker 3: now run.
Speaker 4: Yeah, were to ourselves.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, still to come this morning, your chance to
Speaker 3: win your wait a cold play. When you hear us play,
Speaker 3: hit the phones and you'll be seeing them live and
Speaker 3: set here on Novar. Hey, would you guys say you're
Speaker 3: good in an emergency situation?
Speaker 1: I am good in an emergency situation. Yes, you are
Speaker 1: in a crisis.
Speaker 3: Yes, in a crisis action. You are my go to person.
Speaker 3: I'm good in you are awesome to go admittingly your
Speaker 3: rulers throw money at the problem.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm a steak calm, run towards the fire
Speaker 1: and we'll pull it out and we'll deal with it.
Speaker 1: Except when it's my own life.
Speaker 10: And then.
Speaker 3: So remember the other week, because we just moved into
Speaker 3: Bentley and the other week I was testing out my
Speaker 3: new pub.
Speaker 1: So jesz oh yeah, and there was a fight.
Speaker 3: You runaway, g Man and I were down there, Gerard Jez.
Speaker 1: They were down and there was a fight, and someone
Speaker 1: from the pub called and said there was a fight,
Speaker 1: and Jason skilled like a band run away wheel.
Speaker 3: I just ran to the other end of the bub
Speaker 3: bub pub get flustered even talking about g Man.
Speaker 4: Help.
Speaker 3: No, he's a pretty I.
Speaker 1: Can't imagine Gerard throwing punches.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't want to hit that.
Speaker 1: Maybe you shouldn't throw punches.
Speaker 3: He's a stallion really yeah? Yeah, good looking lad, Yeah,
Speaker 3: good skin.
Speaker 1: He's a lucky lady in man's life.
Speaker 3: Emma his wife, high school sweethearts.
Speaker 4: Oh sweet both this morning sexy Jared.
Speaker 15: Call him Jared, guys, he doesn't like the chat anyway.
Speaker 1: Morning Gerard his birthday, So happy birthday to Gerard. Ah,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: Emma and Gerard's wife.
Speaker 3: Anyway, this doesn't involve the gem I was at home.
Speaker 1: Why did you bring him up?
Speaker 6: Just?
Speaker 4: I mean, that's your bad. You were talking about Gerard.
Speaker 1: It is your fault.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be.
Speaker 3: Kicked out of the Bloody Boys group.
Speaker 1: Soon, surprised they ever let you in.
Speaker 3: Can you stop telling those idiots at work about.
Speaker 1: Us just hanging on by thread.
Speaker 3: Asleep?
Speaker 1: Oh so Dish is the one that falls asleep standing up?
Speaker 3: Stop picking on my friends anyway.
Speaker 1: They're not your friends, your kids, friends, parents.
Speaker 3: They don't like you, and there's stuck with me.
Speaker 1: They are stuck with you, at least until year twelve.
Speaker 3: Last night I was at home and Lou jumped in
Speaker 3: the shower and you got you got me into home security.
Speaker 3: I never really worried about it. And then don't blame them, no,
Speaker 3: but you just started buy cameras and everything. And then
Speaker 3: I started getting parentogo, maybe I need cameras. So then
Speaker 3: I went and bought cameras, and I put bloody motion
Speaker 3: sensors around the house and all that.
Speaker 1: Out the laser beams that people have to climb.
Speaker 3: I've even got these little senses on the doors and
Speaker 3: windows now.
Speaker 6: So if you're open, because you live in Brighton, which
Speaker 6: s Becta says is the most unsafe suburban Milk.
Speaker 3: I live in Bentley, the rough side and the Depan. Okay, Anyway,
Speaker 3: last night my phone lights up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: Which kid's escaping?
Speaker 3: Well, I thought, yeah, motion in the front, Yeah, that's motion.
Speaker 3: By the side of the house.
Speaker 1: There might be the birds trying to play in your fountain.
Speaker 4: Possible.
Speaker 3: Then the sensor goes off that the gate's been open.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what does the gate get opened?
Speaker 3: They've opened the side gate.
Speaker 1: There is there no security on the side.
Speaker 3: I didn't have a lock on it.
Speaker 1: You've put laser beans and senses and the cameras. You
Speaker 1: haven't put a lock on the let yourselves more money
Speaker 1: on the cameras.
Speaker 3: I couldn't afford a.
Speaker 1: We really want to give the security system a workout.
Speaker 3: So come on in.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, did you leave the keys in the car
Speaker 1: and the driveway?
Speaker 4: Again? Expensive?
Speaker 3: So I've turned on the camera and near I see
Speaker 3: because you know the camera quality is not the best, right, like, hey,
Speaker 3: you're going to catch a perp by looking at that footage.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: You settle down, Maggie Doyle a perp side the purp?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 4: Come on? PJ?
Speaker 3: Anyway, I see this girl, right, lady rifle lady the
Speaker 3: night through our stuff on our front So your wife,
Speaker 3: it wasn't It was the shower. So what time of
Speaker 3: night was in the shower about ten o'clock? This was
Speaker 3: late at night?
Speaker 1: Right, she's doing showering so late I've already had two
Speaker 1: hours of sleep.
Speaker 3: That's not the point. I froze. I'm not good in
Speaker 3: a cross.
Speaker 1: Where was she She was on the front porch, oh,
Speaker 1: near the front door, was.
Speaker 3: No, and then was sort of going down the side
Speaker 3: of the house. But she was lifting our belongings and stuff.
Speaker 1: And I trying to find the spare key.
Speaker 4: I absolutely froze.
Speaker 1: And Speaker's in the camera and you can go, oh,
Speaker 1: this is big brother. I'm watching you get out of
Speaker 1: my front lawn.
Speaker 3: We do, but I never thought of that to do that.
Speaker 1: All the time keys are in the car, please steal
Speaker 1: it looking for an upgrade. I've left some pque in
Speaker 1: there for you.
Speaker 3: I ran into Loo in the shower holding this little
Speaker 3: baseball bat that I hold under the bed, and.
Speaker 1: You can't hold them. That's only if it's an if
Speaker 1: it happened around.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I was running into loop. I was saying, hey, babe,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to the park down the road to
Speaker 3: hit a few sloggers.
Speaker 1: In the shower, and you run in with the base
Speaker 1: She must have been.
Speaker 6: Like, he's off to the park to hit a few sloggers.
Speaker 4: What's a slogger?
Speaker 3: And then are you That's when my wife informed me
Speaker 3: my life, Oh no, that's just Kiri. She's coming round
Speaker 3: to pick up some sleeping tablets because her partner's about
Speaker 3: to jump a plane to the US. I'm like, why
Speaker 3: wouldn't you just get in a knock. I'm sitting here
Speaker 3: thinking we're about to have a home invasion.
Speaker 1: But where did she leave the sleeping tablets under the
Speaker 1: door mat?
Speaker 3: She hid them somewhere on the front porch, but didn't
Speaker 3: tell Kerry the exact spots on camera. I've got this
Speaker 3: lady rifling through all our belongings. I'm sitting there in
Speaker 3: the corner of the bathroom holding a baseball.
Speaker 1: Bat, shivering like a cow, not protecting your family.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you tell me someone's coming around at ten
Speaker 3: o'clock at night? That's the the issue.
Speaker 4: Communication Now it's on. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I knew you'd agree with marriage cold player.
Speaker 1: I remember this is no what's the name of the song?
Speaker 3: As your chances when you wad a cold play? These
Speaker 3: are the most wanted tickets in Melbourne. And the good
Speaker 3: news is if you missed out this week, we're gonna
Speaker 3: stat more ready to go next week.
Speaker 1: Where's the draw full of tickets?
Speaker 4: Because I'd like I'd like to you will never.
Speaker 1: Be we could get one next to each other. Take someone.
Speaker 3: We will never tell you.
Speaker 4: Oh you want to, I'm going to take Paul part
Speaker 4: you can't.
Speaker 3: I'm going with Paul.
Speaker 1: You weren't invited.
Speaker 3: And Paul can clink when you wait a cold way.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the phones loss do the honors.
Speaker 1: Oh, someone out there from a Rosanna called Kerry. Good morning, amazing,
Speaker 1: Thank you Kerry. If you can say the alphabet backwards, no.
Speaker 3: Carry the ticket to yours.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe that.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Have you got have you got
Speaker 1: someone to take? Yes, I'll be taking my son Sweet
Speaker 1: Moments Sunday sat Curiosity.
Speaker 3: Any other kids?
Speaker 4: Yes, I do. I've got three other so.
Speaker 1: My son. Now you go to them all and say,
Speaker 1: all right, who's going to be the nicest to me?
Speaker 1: Into Wisconcerty cold Play.
Speaker 3: They are performing and playing Marble Study in October thirtieth
Speaker 3: until the third of November. You will be their congratulations
Speaker 3: and more tickets Monday.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's Viva lo Veda the other way around. That's that's
Speaker 1: Ricky Martin.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, No, that's Living Levida.
Speaker 1: Different similar Hey, thanks for great week, Melbourne. It is
Speaker 1: not looking sparkling out there today, that is for sure,
Speaker 1: so please be very careful on the roads. It's a
Speaker 1: little gray and nothing else. Hopefully our windows are tinted
Speaker 1: very dark in here, but it looks it looks like
Speaker 1: the sun hasn't even come up today.
Speaker 3: It's not the best. Is going to clear for the
Speaker 3: races tomorrow, which is great news.
Speaker 1: Have a great time if you go in Corfield Cup, Gidea.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your weekend. We'll see you Monday. Melcher Singer is
Speaker 3: in next Bye Bye, Lauren. Wake up Feeling good.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 1: One hundred on Socials,