WEBVTT - The Most Bizarre Gym Fails We've Witnessed 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:02.040 Do you know every now and then, Andrew Hayes, you 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:04.200 have to ask in life what the fork? What the 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.840 fork is that about? Why the fork? 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:08.680 Are there no forks in any business across South Australia. Ever, 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:11.520 this can be expanded out. Sometimes you're at the gym 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.160 and you look at someone doing something strange. You go, 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:14.160 what the fork are you doing? 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:14.920 Yeah? 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:15.600 That happened to me. 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:18.439 Yeah, and you're exposing them, Thank goodness. You know, I 0:00:18.480 --> 0:00:21.200 go to my gene. I'mmitted as well that sometimes I'm 0:00:21.200 --> 0:00:22.759 the only person in the gym. I'm done a little 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:25.680 chest session. Then why my shirt's gone missing? I'll give 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:27.240 myself a little bit of mirror feedback. 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.200 Why would I get changed in the toilet change room? 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:31.560 Is when I can get changed in the car park 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:32.519 near the boot of my car. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:34.879 And you know I did that because everyone knows you 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:35.199 do that. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:41.320 Serious. That was genuinely open information. 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:44.400 Enjoy the podcast everyone. There is nothing I don't know. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:48.440 Hang on, we need to chat about that. What the 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:52.360 fork for? It's back? 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:56.319 Yeah, So just briefly to explain this segment, what the 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.240 fork are? Those every day little things that you look 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.560 at in life could be other humans, could be dogs, 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:02.080 could be. 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.960 Horses whatever, But you go, what the fork? What the 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:05.800 fork is happening? 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:06.000 Here? 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:07.320 Had horses? 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:11.880 I don't know. Here we are what the fork of 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:13.319 horse has got to do with this segment. 0:01:14.600 --> 0:01:17.440 What I'm saying is it could be absolutely anything. And 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.200 so this is on the back of the fact that 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:22.040 there are no forks in any workplace ever. 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.200 So we were like, what the fork? But it can 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:25.040 apply to anything. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:27.760 So please get involved four double nine nine nine one 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:29.800 nine if you'd like to and give us a call 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.080 in a moment thirteen twenty four ten, because this is 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:36.440 the gym edition of What the Fork. And on the line, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:39.760 we've got a school holiday package. So that's a one 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.440 hundred dollars reading cinema voucher and a two hundred dollars 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:43.480 beach house voucher. 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:47.120 Worth getting involved, certainly is worth getting in. Okay. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.919 So I was at the gym this week mid morning, 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:54.160 minding my own business as I do, just trying to 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.960 get through a token workout to maintain some sort of 0:01:56.960 --> 0:01:57.960 semblance of fitness. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.680 Are you dedicating an entire spot this morning to try 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.320 and tell everyone that you went to the gym? 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:06.920 No, but it was what I saw next at my gym. 0:02:06.600 --> 0:02:10.800 That I have never ever experienced in my whole entire 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:11.960 existence of going. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:12.760 To the gym. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.960 So a guy struts in, he's probably I don't know, 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:21.959 eighteen nineteen, got like a fairly aggressive street kit on. Yeah, 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:26.840 and next minute, in the major thoroughfare where people are 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:29.880 like bang smack in the middle of the gym, he 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.360 starts breakdancing. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.120 When you say break dancing, what are we talking about? 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:38.080 That thinking where they're like spin on their head and stuff. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.440 Yeah, like where they spin around on their back like 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.040 a turtle. He's doing handstand and doing the whole thing 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.400 in the air. Where you going, yeah, yeah, yeah, it 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:46.760 was so aggressive. 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.080 Andrew, those guys are unbelievable athletes. 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:52.120 Well, so I was like explaining it to you and 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:53.680 you were like, yeah, that's fantastic. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.920 Good on him. But I sort of feel like, this 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:56.840 guy's gone, I've. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:03:01.000 Got this real niche skill and it's too good to 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:02.720 be doing just in my own laud troop. 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:04.240 So you know where I'm going to take it. I'm 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:05.079 going to take it to the gym. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:06.679 We've got to take it to a public domain because 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:08.679 there's no spots free and rundle more the minute. 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:09.840 No exactly right. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:12.320 The only thing that could have made this story better 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:13.680 is if he had have brought his own. 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.440 Cardboard contractor yeah, that's true with the big cardboard square. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:20.959 Did you dabble in breakdancing with Erikid? 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:21.359 No? 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:23.360 I think even as a kid, you look at it and 0:03:23.360 --> 0:03:25.440 you're like, wow, that just looks dangerous, particular when they 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:26.600 genuinely spin on their head. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.760 That's what he was. He wasn't spinning on his head, but. 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:30.000 I know that what you're talking about, where I sort 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:32.440 of get their shoulders involved and they're spinning around like 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.320 they're genuine athletes. 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:35.440 Yeah, no, he was. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.000 I have to say, and I feel weird saying this 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:39.480 about a nineteen year old boy, but he was. 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:45.600 Ripped like he was jacked. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.680 Finally he's getting the feedback that he deserves. This is 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:50.000 why he goes to the gym to do it. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:52.920 God going off the tools. 0:03:52.960 --> 0:03:58.040 Third forty year old bond woman, I was whow thirteen 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:58.880 twenty four to ten? 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.680 Please get him involved in this? What the fork? What 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:02.200 the fork? 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.120 Have you seen at your Jim that you've just gone 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:05.800 what is going on here? 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.800 There's a lot of kick boxing and like shadow boxing. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:10.480 People do a lot of that as well, so. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:14.560 That's interesting behavior when you're imitating other sports, because either 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.320 you go there on the cardio, you get on the weights, 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:19.400 but when you're doing other things, like if you're a 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:23.479 goal umpire and you're just aggressively practicing your behind signal, 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.839 it's a real solid shoulder workout. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.760 You've got a mixed up to your left and you're right. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:31.160 Yeah. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:32.919 Imagine David Rohaden. 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:34.560 Doing that and that run where they do with the 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:39.279 behind their backs and they just go, yeah, there's. 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:42.440 A black of eye gym who at least twice I 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.039 reckon during your chest workout, that's taken your shirt off 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:47.040 and how to look at the mirror. 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:51.159 Oh no, thoughts on that, really, Yeah, thoughts on that. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:59.520 That's definitely Me's only when I want one hundred percent know. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:01.760 That there's no one there, you will take your share off. 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:03.960 And I did at one door. 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:07.720 I did it one time, and the boke who owned 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.720 the gym was like, hey, have a look at this. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:10.960 Yeah, got some vision of. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.640 Your Oh no, he got sprung. Give us a golt 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.920 thirteen twenty four to ten. What have you seen at 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:17.200 the gym? 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.360 A one hundred dollars reading Cinema's voucher and a two 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.440 hundred dollars beach house. About your on the line, So 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:23.880 these school holidays is what I'm trying to say. 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:27.839 Let's take it out with this. Yeah, what a banger 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:28.640 bag in the day. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.280 Katie from Highbury? What have you seen it your gym? 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:34.919 Good morning. I'm going to throw myself under. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:35.279 The bus here. 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:36.000 Okay. 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.760 I had just had a baby and decided I was 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:42.200 going to start some gym classes. So I was rushing 0:05:42.240 --> 0:05:44.719 to get out the door one day to go to class. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.920 Got myself there, started the class and I felt something 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:51.719 like sweeping along my bottom, and I thought, oh, oh no, 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:55.479 I've looked down and I've put my legings on inside out. 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:59.320 Now this brand of legans, the tag was not a tag. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:02.720 This tag like a novel. It was like long that 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.680 was page to it. And it is sweeping me on 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:09.839 my bottom. And I'm thinking, I've got two choices here, right, 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:13.599 stay in the class or run out in tears. Okay, yeah, 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.440 I've decided to stay in the clark. There were these 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.640 two girls behind me in the class. Now, these girls 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:21.719 had not just pushed a baby out of their body 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:24.560 in the last four months, okay, they were they had 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:26.800 gone to the gym a fair bit. Ye, and one 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:30.080 of them taps me on the shoulder and goes, xxyu's 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:32.960 me your leggings on inside out? 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:33.640 Now. 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.719 In my mind in that split second, I've gone, you 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.360 own this or you run out in tears, and I've 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:42.040 gone I've got to own it. And I just turned 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:45.880 around and went yeah, I know, and kept going on. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:46.240 With the cars. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:51.040 Great minds, exactly the look I'm going. 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:53.440 For, Katie. 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:54.359 I love that you. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.640 And also Katie's tired, man, she's just had a baby. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.640 She's got no sleeper. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:00.640 Speak going on. 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:02.400 Yeah, let's go to where we're going. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.680 John from Craigmore, Good morning, guys. 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:06.200 Going good. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:07.479 What the forg happened in the gym? 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:09.040 Uh? 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.560 I was a on a cruise ship and I had 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:15.760 a lady in a full ball gown with a martini 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.120 and high heels on the treadmill. 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:23.760 Wow, that's really mixing it all up, isn't. It's a 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:25.440 bit of fitness with a bit of downtime. 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:29.760 Yeah, and then she decided he called a throt in 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:33.720 the the toilet. 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:35.840 Good, very good. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.720 No, I can't remember that. Were you giving a pete session? 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.960 One of the girls from Absolutely Fabulous. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:47.360 I think so good on John, That's amazing. Lauren from Parkside, 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:48.720 what the forg happened in the gym? 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:52.360 Dell, So mine's note as wholesome as the other two. 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.120 I do cross it, and I have done cross it 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.560 for a few years, so I have seen stuff. Ye, 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.680 but I'm going to mention the time that my best 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.720 friend brought a new guy that she started seeing to 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:11.000 the gym who hadn't done crossed it before. And basically 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.000 she brought him on like a heavy deadlift day we 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:17.200 were testing our three rms. Anyway, sure the details are 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:20.400 necessary in this point. So he had gone to like 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.640 where the weight belt sections are to find like the 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:26.920 weight belt popped it on went the lift. On his 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.760 second rep, as he fully extended at the top, there 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:36.560 was this beautiful assortment of diarrhea that had left his body. Yeah, 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:38.760 on the back of the leg and it dropped on 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:49.200 the platform. I just felt the worst buckethead embarrassment. I mean, yeah, 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:53.000 it's common that girls from sometimes a little bit of wheat, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.640 you know, like if you're a girl, you can totally 0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:00.240 relate to that. But yeah, this poor guy anyways, did 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.839 are not coming back to the gym for the second time. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.920 And as I mentioned, I definitely think it's all about 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:07.040 the community in this case. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:09.400 Yeah, go on being welcoming, you know. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.200 And so after that happened, everyone stood back and went, 0:09:12.240 --> 0:09:16.280 oh my god, Andrew Hayses' ibs struck again the. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:20.560 Worst possible time. Lauren Crosby, is you guys push too hard? 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.600 Calm down? Yeah? 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:25.160 Yeah, well we definitely braced too hard, that's for sure. 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.760 I think we're going to give fee school holiday package 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:35.560 to Katie, who owned her post birth moment when she 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:36.800 wore pants back to front. 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.360 There you go, Katie, Congratulations Katie. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.480 The kids can take their embarrassing mom out and I'll 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:42.440 put my pants on backwards. 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:45.360 Please distress yourself appropriately. Thanks Katie. 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:48.280 The beach House is a perfect destination for a fun 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:52.640 field day out. It's more at their house the beach House. 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.840 Hey, I just I love it. How how many times 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.720 you can relate with Katie? Because how many times have 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.840 you been coming here with stop your shirt on the 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:03.320 wrong way, your pants on your head? 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:04.920 Time he came in and you had a shoe on 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.640 your ear, You're like, I've just got change in the dark. 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.640 What if dot com helps ossies make the most out 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:14.439 of every. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:16.680 Trip book, a hotel, fight, lay, check out and spa 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.880 all before you can say bricky, my fat, jump on. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:21.160 The waterfout and get started. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:22.760 What if it's Ossie for travel. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.520 She's a love a wedding, did you Ah? Wedding is 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:30.559 just as good as it gets. Good music, good food, 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:32.040 good people, everyone looking schmick. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.040 Yeah okay, I just I thought you were sort of 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:36.480 in bed by eight pm type. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:42.880 That's like, oh not on the weekends. Baby, Let's tell 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.080 you what I've had my time again. Man, car might 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.760 have just set things up a little bit differently. According 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:51.160 to an Instagram post from McDonald's Indonesia, the restaurant is 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:53.959 now offering a wedding catering package that includes a crowd 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.280 pleasing one hundred chicken burgers and one hundred four pack 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.160 of McNuggets. The cost of the entire package costs three 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:03.720 point five million Indonesian repairs, which is equal to about 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.720 two hundred and thirty three bucks on age. Oh that's so, 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.400 I mean, if you could go back in time, I know. 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.679 Given the most weddings these days, you pay about two 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:14.079 hundred bucks ahead anyway, yes, yeah. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.400 Upwards at forty or fifty thousand dollars, particularly if you 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.800 have any Italian wedding could cost you four or five million. 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.800 How many at your wedding, mister Italian man, Oh, five hundred? 0:11:23.800 --> 0:11:25.800 People didn't know two hundred of them. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:27.840 I spoke to a guy who was going to an 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.280 Italian wedding last week and it was like four hundred guests, 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:32.520 and that was just cousins. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.240 It was literally just cousins and their families. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:39.720 Eighth generation cousin. Great stuff, get involved. Thirteen and twenty 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:42.440 four ten. We want to hear about the random and 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.520 quirky little add ons, I'm going to say, at your. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:47.880 Weddings, right, because people try and be different, don't they. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:49.080 They want to make it unique. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:50.440 Yeah, they want to stand out. 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:53.200 I took a little trip around the world over the weekend. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.800 It's nice just to summerse myself in some different cultures, 0:11:55.840 --> 0:11:56.880 went to a few different weddings. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.320 What about in China? And I'm not lying here. 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:02.360 In certain parts of China, crying is a required part 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:06.640 of preparation for marriage. A month before the forthcoming nuptials, 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.480 brides will cry for one hour each day. Ten days 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.280 into the ritual, the bride is joined by her mother 0:12:12.360 --> 0:12:14.680 and ten days after that, the bride's grandmother joins the 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:18.839 weeping duo, and eventually other female family members will join 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:24.040 in the cacophony of crying. They prepare themselves to cry. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.760 It's not a good sign for Chinese men, is it. No, 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.360 it's not that they're crying before they even start, and 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:33.160 that's on you. Chinese men read this as well. South Korea, 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:37.960 it's customary to beat the groom's feet. South Korean grooms 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.520 are subjected to a certain ritual before they can leave 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.960 with their new wives, beating of their feet. A groomsman 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:46.600 or family members remove the groom's shoes and buying his 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.640 ankles with wrote before taking terms of beat his feet 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:50.720 with a stick, in some cases a dried piece of fish. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.560 It's obviously painful. The ritual is over very quickly. It's 0:12:53.559 --> 0:12:56.960 supposed to be funny. This is my favorite too from Kenya. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:02.240 Stop there explaining why why, I don't know, why are 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.040 they beating the groom's feet with a fish? 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.000 Well, that's supposed to be a little bit funny, but 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.040 I don't know. You're going to have to get in 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.600 touch with the South Koreans on that one, and they're 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:13.160 hard to get hold of you better believe that. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:16.679 There's no internet and everything is good, evenly sensored. 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:19.559 Everything is absolutely sensored. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:22.040 This is my favorite, and this is why I want 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:27.119 to move to Kenya. Massi marriage spitting. It's often customary 0:13:27.160 --> 0:13:29.160 for the father of the bride to spit on his 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.360 daughter's head and breasts before she leaves with a new husband. 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:36.240 This is absolutely outrageous. Who saw this coming? In fact, 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:38.560 I don't want to move here at all. No, so 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:40.920 before I want to move here, quite the opposite. What 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:44.160 might seem like a strange, disrespectful customs certain cultures actually 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:47.200 make sense within Massi culture, which spitting is seen as 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:50.280 a symbol of good luck and fortune. Spitting can be 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:53.000 seen in other areas of Massi culture too. Massi tribesmen 0:13:53.040 --> 0:13:55.400 will spit on their hands before shaking hands with elders 0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.520 as a sign of respect. It's also tradition to spit 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.840 on new boy Massi AMI's war off that luck. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.160 My god, can you imagine he. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:05.160 Comes a bride? She looks fantastic. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:14.120 But also also, dad, why are you spitting on my boom? 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.120 Because you look so beautiful? You look so beautiful. I 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:21.880 can't stop spinning. Oh my gosh, stop spitting on my breast. 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:23.480 Disgusting. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.120 I mean, that's a man who loves his daughter. Look, 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:27.880 he can't stop spitting on his daughter's breaths. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:31.400 Oh, thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved here, Please tell 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:34.920 us your weird, quirky wedding rituals. What did you see 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:35.440 at the wedding? 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.880 Yeah, in particular, we've got a special prize for those 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.680 who are from the Massai culture and take us through it. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:46.400 That's a bit niche, isn't it. Quirky weddings that you call's. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.240 Next thirteen twenty four ten. If you've spat on your 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:49.280 daughter on her wedding. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:53.160 Day, quirky wedding Just little things that are happening in 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.440 weddings across Australia that make you go, oh, that was 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:56.920 a bit different, that was a bit memorable. 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.160 So essentially, this is the most boguan thing you'll ever hear. 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.280 If you go to Balley, you can pay two hundred 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.320 bucks and get your guess, like, how many a hundred 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.640 chicken Burger's whole heap of food? Yeah, you have a 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:08.800 wedding package. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.440 You got a hundred chicken Burgers, one hundred and four 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:12.640 pack of McNuggets. Whole thing costs two hundred and thirty 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.680 three bucks, and that's I mean, maybe it's not what 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.960 you would classify as really cool and classy, but it's 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:19.680 hitting the spot. 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.240 Who cares, mate, man, I love weddings. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.040 You're in your heavies, you're on the beach, you've got 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:26.440 your bin Tang T shirt on and you're huling into 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:27.320 a chicken burger. 0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:31.120 What morning one from? It gets much better? That is 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.360 absolutely happened. I mean I got married in BALI didn't 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:34.360 quite look like that. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:36.840 Did you? 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:37.920 Did you know that? 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:39.120 That's really nice. 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:44.080 It just gets to stop playing that little thing, little 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.920 sound coming out of your com beauty. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.080 There, I didn't mean to there, he goes. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.120 We'll just worked through a little bit of background noise 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:54.200 from Jody his computer. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:57.280 You're lucky, that's all. It was. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:05.960 Discrocious to let your search history please got to Shane 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.960 and you're Wronger down down, Shane, little quirky price that happened? 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:11.560 It was it your wedding or someone else's wedding. 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.640 I saw the family wedding and too much like an 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:18.800 odd contraditional days. Yeah, after all the formalities we get 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.480 on the dance floor tive come off, go around the head, 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.200 and then we end up in a big huddle singing 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:25.080 your boys by. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:31.880 Yes, that's it, Shane. 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:35.560 I'm picturing it right now and everyone is just going 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:36.160 right off. 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:40.480 You have to do it, yeah, I have to do it. 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:44.280 This question with that bit where it goes whoa like, 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:48.520 everyone thinks they're so in tune, but were you in hindsight? 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:50.200 Who can't? 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.720 That's exactly right, So at that stage as well, Shane, 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:58.800 it's it's just the tires. There's no other bits of 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.560 clothing coming off, because obviously if you're merging from that 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.119 into what's eagle Rock, where potentially you have to have 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:07.720 your pants off, but this is above board certainly. 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:09.359 Relief. 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:15.520 Yeah, it's good. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:17.040 Absolutely, it's a good job. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:19.080 All right, good stuff. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.600 Shane goes in the draw for our winter weekend escapes 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:25.000 which we're going to we're going to announce on Friday. 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:26.320 A lot of texts coming through as well. I know 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:27.840 for double No nine No on nine. 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:29.920 I just wanted my cousin's wedding the bridelined up and 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:32.359 kissed all of her immediate family members on the lips. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.000 It's a little bit unsettling. 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.439 That's from Kim, I've got a friend who kisses on 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:38.439 the lips all the time. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:43.359 Yeah really, Yeah, that's unsettling. You're not supposed to do that. Yeah. 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.360 In this text went to a French themed wedding where 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:47.359 they served snails as entree. 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:50.560 They weren't even French. That's the point of difference. 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:53.520 Oh yeah, and then we've got anonymous and I understand 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.440 why who says when Eagle Rock comes. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:57.359 On, you always drop your decks. 0:17:57.520 --> 0:17:59.960 Yeah that's good stuff. I'll stick with the Dudisians. Thanks, 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:06.399 and take it out on this. Get your tires around 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:06.760 your head. 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:09.560 Hey, we were just touching on weird things that you've 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:12.200 seen at weddings. Abby, you were telling us doing that 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:13.960 song about your sister's wedding. 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.760 Tell everyone what happened with the DJH. Yeah, we had 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:17.840