Speaker 1: Do you know every now and then, Andrew Hayes, you
Speaker 1: have to ask in life what the fork? What the
Speaker 1: fork is that about? Why the fork?
Speaker 2: Are there no forks in any business across South Australia. Ever,
Speaker 2: this can be expanded out. Sometimes you're at the gym
Speaker 2: and you look at someone doing something strange. You go,
Speaker 2: what the fork are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That happened to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're exposing them, Thank goodness. You know, I
Speaker 4: go to my gene. I'mmitted as well that sometimes I'm
Speaker 4: the only person in the gym. I'm done a little
Speaker 4: chest session. Then why my shirt's gone missing? I'll give
Speaker 4: myself a little bit of mirror feedback.
Speaker 2: Why would I get changed in the toilet change room?
Speaker 2: Is when I can get changed in the car park
Speaker 2: near the boot of my car.
Speaker 1: And you know I did that because everyone knows you
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 4: Serious. That was genuinely open information.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the podcast everyone. There is nothing I don't know.
Speaker 3: Hang on, we need to chat about that. What the
Speaker 3: fork for? It's back?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So just briefly to explain this segment, what the
Speaker 2: fork are? Those every day little things that you look
Speaker 2: at in life could be other humans, could be dogs,
Speaker 2: could be.
Speaker 1: Horses whatever, But you go, what the fork? What the
Speaker 1: fork is happening?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 3: Had horses?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Here we are what the fork of
Speaker 1: horse has got to do with this segment.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is it could be absolutely anything. And
Speaker 2: so this is on the back of the fact that
Speaker 2: there are no forks in any workplace ever.
Speaker 1: So we were like, what the fork? But it can
Speaker 1: apply to anything.
Speaker 2: So please get involved four double nine nine nine one
Speaker 2: nine if you'd like to and give us a call
Speaker 2: in a moment thirteen twenty four ten, because this is
Speaker 2: the gym edition of What the Fork. And on the line,
Speaker 2: we've got a school holiday package. So that's a one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars reading cinema voucher and a two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: beach house voucher.
Speaker 1: Worth getting involved, certainly is worth getting in. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I was at the gym this week mid morning,
Speaker 2: minding my own business as I do, just trying to
Speaker 2: get through a token workout to maintain some sort of
Speaker 2: semblance of fitness.
Speaker 4: Are you dedicating an entire spot this morning to try
Speaker 4: and tell everyone that you went to the gym?
Speaker 1: No, but it was what I saw next at my gym.
Speaker 2: That I have never ever experienced in my whole entire
Speaker 2: existence of going.
Speaker 5: To the gym.
Speaker 2: So a guy struts in, he's probably I don't know,
Speaker 2: eighteen nineteen, got like a fairly aggressive street kit on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and next minute, in the major thoroughfare where people are
Speaker 2: like bang smack in the middle of the gym, he
Speaker 2: starts breakdancing.
Speaker 3: When you say break dancing, what are we talking about?
Speaker 3: That thinking where they're like spin on their head and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like where they spin around on their back like
Speaker 2: a turtle. He's doing handstand and doing the whole thing
Speaker 2: in the air. Where you going, yeah, yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 2: was so aggressive.
Speaker 3: Andrew, those guys are unbelievable athletes.
Speaker 2: Well, so I was like explaining it to you and
Speaker 2: you were like, yeah, that's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Good on him. But I sort of feel like, this
Speaker 1: guy's gone, I've.
Speaker 2: Got this real niche skill and it's too good to
Speaker 2: be doing just in my own laud troop.
Speaker 1: So you know where I'm going to take it. I'm
Speaker 1: going to take it to the gym.
Speaker 4: We've got to take it to a public domain because
Speaker 4: there's no spots free and rundle more the minute.
Speaker 1: No exactly right.
Speaker 2: The only thing that could have made this story better
Speaker 2: is if he had have brought his own.
Speaker 4: Cardboard contractor yeah, that's true with the big cardboard square.
Speaker 1: Did you dabble in breakdancing with Erikid?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I think even as a kid, you look at it and
Speaker 4: you're like, wow, that just looks dangerous, particular when they
Speaker 4: genuinely spin on their head.
Speaker 1: That's what he was. He wasn't spinning on his head, but.
Speaker 4: I know that what you're talking about, where I sort
Speaker 4: of get their shoulders involved and they're spinning around like
Speaker 4: they're genuine athletes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he was.
Speaker 2: I have to say, and I feel weird saying this
Speaker 2: about a nineteen year old boy, but he was.
Speaker 1: Ripped like he was jacked.
Speaker 4: Finally he's getting the feedback that he deserves. This is
Speaker 4: why he goes to the gym to do it.
Speaker 3: God going off the tools.
Speaker 2: Third forty year old bond woman, I was whow thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten?
Speaker 1: Please get him involved in this? What the fork? What
Speaker 1: the fork?
Speaker 2: Have you seen at your Jim that you've just gone
Speaker 2: what is going on here?
Speaker 1: There's a lot of kick boxing and like shadow boxing.
Speaker 1: People do a lot of that as well, so.
Speaker 4: That's interesting behavior when you're imitating other sports, because either
Speaker 4: you go there on the cardio, you get on the weights,
Speaker 4: but when you're doing other things, like if you're a
Speaker 4: goal umpire and you're just aggressively practicing your behind signal,
Speaker 4: it's a real solid shoulder workout.
Speaker 3: You've got a mixed up to your left and you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine David Rohaden.
Speaker 2: Doing that and that run where they do with the
Speaker 2: behind their backs and they just go, yeah, there's.
Speaker 4: A black of eye gym who at least twice I
Speaker 4: reckon during your chest workout, that's taken your shirt off
Speaker 4: and how to look at the mirror.
Speaker 5: Oh no, thoughts on that, really, Yeah, thoughts on that.
Speaker 5: That's definitely Me's only when I want one hundred percent know.
Speaker 1: That there's no one there, you will take your share off.
Speaker 3: And I did at one door.
Speaker 4: I did it one time, and the boke who owned
Speaker 4: the gym was like, hey, have a look at this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got some vision of.
Speaker 1: Your Oh no, he got sprung. Give us a golt
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four to ten. What have you seen at
Speaker 1: the gym?
Speaker 2: A one hundred dollars reading Cinema's voucher and a two
Speaker 2: hundred dollars beach house. About your on the line, So
Speaker 2: these school holidays is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 3: Let's take it out with this. Yeah, what a banger
Speaker 3: bag in the day.
Speaker 1: Katie from Highbury? What have you seen it your gym?
Speaker 6: Good morning. I'm going to throw myself under.
Speaker 7: The bus here.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: I had just had a baby and decided I was
Speaker 6: going to start some gym classes. So I was rushing
Speaker 6: to get out the door one day to go to class.
Speaker 6: Got myself there, started the class and I felt something
Speaker 6: like sweeping along my bottom, and I thought, oh, oh no,
Speaker 6: I've looked down and I've put my legings on inside out.
Speaker 6: Now this brand of legans, the tag was not a tag.
Speaker 6: This tag like a novel. It was like long that
Speaker 6: was page to it. And it is sweeping me on
Speaker 6: my bottom. And I'm thinking, I've got two choices here, right,
Speaker 6: stay in the class or run out in tears. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: I've decided to stay in the clark. There were these
Speaker 6: two girls behind me in the class. Now, these girls
Speaker 6: had not just pushed a baby out of their body
Speaker 6: in the last four months, okay, they were they had
Speaker 6: gone to the gym a fair bit. Ye, and one
Speaker 6: of them taps me on the shoulder and goes, xxyu's
Speaker 6: me your leggings on inside out?
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 6: In my mind in that split second, I've gone, you
Speaker 6: own this or you run out in tears, and I've
Speaker 6: gone I've got to own it. And I just turned
Speaker 6: around and went yeah, I know, and kept going on.
Speaker 2: With the cars.
Speaker 3: Great minds, exactly the look I'm going.
Speaker 7: For, Katie.
Speaker 1: I love that you.
Speaker 2: And also Katie's tired, man, she's just had a baby.
Speaker 2: She's got no sleeper.
Speaker 3: Speak going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to where we're going.
Speaker 2: John from Craigmore, Good morning, guys.
Speaker 6: Going good.
Speaker 1: What the forg happened in the gym?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 8: I was a on a cruise ship and I had
Speaker 8: a lady in a full ball gown with a martini
Speaker 8: and high heels on the treadmill.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's really mixing it all up, isn't. It's a
Speaker 4: bit of fitness with a bit of downtime.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and then she decided he called a throt in
Speaker 8: the the toilet.
Speaker 2: Good, very good.
Speaker 4: No, I can't remember that. Were you giving a pete session?
Speaker 4: One of the girls from Absolutely Fabulous.
Speaker 2: I think so good on John, That's amazing. Lauren from Parkside,
Speaker 2: what the forg happened in the gym?
Speaker 9: Dell, So mine's note as wholesome as the other two.
Speaker 9: I do cross it, and I have done cross it
Speaker 9: for a few years, so I have seen stuff. Ye,
Speaker 9: but I'm going to mention the time that my best
Speaker 9: friend brought a new guy that she started seeing to
Speaker 9: the gym who hadn't done crossed it before. And basically
Speaker 9: she brought him on like a heavy deadlift day we
Speaker 9: were testing our three rms. Anyway, sure the details are
Speaker 9: necessary in this point. So he had gone to like
Speaker 9: where the weight belt sections are to find like the
Speaker 9: weight belt popped it on went the lift. On his
Speaker 9: second rep, as he fully extended at the top, there
Speaker 9: was this beautiful assortment of diarrhea that had left his body. Yeah,
Speaker 9: on the back of the leg and it dropped on
Speaker 9: the platform. I just felt the worst buckethead embarrassment. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 9: it's common that girls from sometimes a little bit of wheat,
Speaker 9: you know, like if you're a girl, you can totally
Speaker 9: relate to that. But yeah, this poor guy anyways, did
Speaker 9: are not coming back to the gym for the second time.
Speaker 9: And as I mentioned, I definitely think it's all about
Speaker 9: the community in this case.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go on being welcoming, you know.
Speaker 2: And so after that happened, everyone stood back and went,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Andrew Hayses' ibs struck again the.
Speaker 3: Worst possible time. Lauren Crosby, is you guys push too hard?
Speaker 3: Calm down? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, well we definitely braced too hard, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: I think we're going to give fee school holiday package
Speaker 2: to Katie, who owned her post birth moment when she
Speaker 2: wore pants back to front.
Speaker 3: There you go, Katie, Congratulations Katie.
Speaker 6: The kids can take their embarrassing mom out and I'll
Speaker 6: put my pants on backwards.
Speaker 1: Please distress yourself appropriately. Thanks Katie.
Speaker 4: The beach House is a perfect destination for a fun
Speaker 4: field day out. It's more at their house the beach House.
Speaker 3: Hey, I just I love it. How how many times
Speaker 3: you can relate with Katie? Because how many times have
Speaker 3: you been coming here with stop your shirt on the
Speaker 3: wrong way, your pants on your head?
Speaker 4: Time he came in and you had a shoe on
Speaker 4: your ear, You're like, I've just got change in the dark.
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Speaker 3: What if it's Ossie for travel.
Speaker 4: She's a love a wedding, did you Ah? Wedding is
Speaker 4: just as good as it gets. Good music, good food,
Speaker 4: good people, everyone looking schmick.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, I just I thought you were sort of
Speaker 2: in bed by eight pm type.
Speaker 4: That's like, oh not on the weekends. Baby, Let's tell
Speaker 4: you what I've had my time again. Man, car might
Speaker 4: have just set things up a little bit differently. According
Speaker 4: to an Instagram post from McDonald's Indonesia, the restaurant is
Speaker 4: now offering a wedding catering package that includes a crowd
Speaker 4: pleasing one hundred chicken burgers and one hundred four pack
Speaker 4: of McNuggets. The cost of the entire package costs three
Speaker 4: point five million Indonesian repairs, which is equal to about
Speaker 4: two hundred and thirty three bucks on age. Oh that's so,
Speaker 4: I mean, if you could go back in time, I know.
Speaker 2: Given the most weddings these days, you pay about two
Speaker 2: hundred bucks ahead anyway, yes, yeah.
Speaker 4: Upwards at forty or fifty thousand dollars, particularly if you
Speaker 4: have any Italian wedding could cost you four or five million.
Speaker 4: How many at your wedding, mister Italian man, Oh, five hundred?
Speaker 4: People didn't know two hundred of them.
Speaker 2: I spoke to a guy who was going to an
Speaker 2: Italian wedding last week and it was like four hundred guests,
Speaker 2: and that was just cousins.
Speaker 1: It was literally just cousins and their families.
Speaker 4: Eighth generation cousin. Great stuff, get involved. Thirteen and twenty
Speaker 4: four ten. We want to hear about the random and
Speaker 4: quirky little add ons, I'm going to say, at your.
Speaker 3: Weddings, right, because people try and be different, don't they.
Speaker 3: They want to make it unique.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to stand out.
Speaker 3: I took a little trip around the world over the weekend.
Speaker 4: It's nice just to summerse myself in some different cultures,
Speaker 4: went to a few different weddings.
Speaker 3: What about in China? And I'm not lying here.
Speaker 4: In certain parts of China, crying is a required part
Speaker 4: of preparation for marriage. A month before the forthcoming nuptials,
Speaker 4: brides will cry for one hour each day. Ten days
Speaker 4: into the ritual, the bride is joined by her mother
Speaker 4: and ten days after that, the bride's grandmother joins the
Speaker 4: weeping duo, and eventually other female family members will join
Speaker 4: in the cacophony of crying. They prepare themselves to cry.
Speaker 4: It's not a good sign for Chinese men, is it. No,
Speaker 4: it's not that they're crying before they even start, and
Speaker 4: that's on you. Chinese men read this as well. South Korea,
Speaker 4: it's customary to beat the groom's feet. South Korean grooms
Speaker 4: are subjected to a certain ritual before they can leave
Speaker 4: with their new wives, beating of their feet. A groomsman
Speaker 4: or family members remove the groom's shoes and buying his
Speaker 4: ankles with wrote before taking terms of beat his feet
Speaker 4: with a stick, in some cases a dried piece of fish.
Speaker 4: It's obviously painful. The ritual is over very quickly. It's
Speaker 4: supposed to be funny. This is my favorite too from Kenya.
Speaker 2: Stop there explaining why why, I don't know, why are
Speaker 2: they beating the groom's feet with a fish?
Speaker 4: Well, that's supposed to be a little bit funny, but
Speaker 4: I don't know. You're going to have to get in
Speaker 4: touch with the South Koreans on that one, and they're
Speaker 4: hard to get hold of you better believe that.
Speaker 1: There's no internet and everything is good, evenly sensored.
Speaker 3: Everything is absolutely sensored.
Speaker 4: This is my favorite, and this is why I want
Speaker 4: to move to Kenya. Massi marriage spitting. It's often customary
Speaker 4: for the father of the bride to spit on his
Speaker 4: daughter's head and breasts before she leaves with a new husband.
Speaker 4: This is absolutely outrageous. Who saw this coming? In fact,
Speaker 4: I don't want to move here at all. No, so
Speaker 4: before I want to move here, quite the opposite. What
Speaker 4: might seem like a strange, disrespectful customs certain cultures actually
Speaker 4: make sense within Massi culture, which spitting is seen as
Speaker 4: a symbol of good luck and fortune. Spitting can be
Speaker 4: seen in other areas of Massi culture too. Massi tribesmen
Speaker 4: will spit on their hands before shaking hands with elders
Speaker 4: as a sign of respect. It's also tradition to spit
Speaker 4: on new boy Massi AMI's war off that luck.
Speaker 1: My god, can you imagine he.
Speaker 3: Comes a bride? She looks fantastic.
Speaker 1: But also also, dad, why are you spitting on my boom?
Speaker 4: Because you look so beautiful? You look so beautiful. I
Speaker 4: can't stop spinning. Oh my gosh, stop spitting on my breast.
Speaker 1: Disgusting.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's a man who loves his daughter. Look,
Speaker 4: he can't stop spitting on his daughter's breaths.
Speaker 2: Oh, thirteen twenty four ten. Get involved here, Please tell
Speaker 2: us your weird, quirky wedding rituals. What did you see
Speaker 2: at the wedding?
Speaker 4: Yeah, in particular, we've got a special prize for those
Speaker 4: who are from the Massai culture and take us through it.
Speaker 4: That's a bit niche, isn't it. Quirky weddings that you call's.
Speaker 1: Next thirteen twenty four ten. If you've spat on your
Speaker 1: daughter on her wedding.
Speaker 4: Day, quirky wedding Just little things that are happening in
Speaker 4: weddings across Australia that make you go, oh, that was
Speaker 4: a bit different, that was a bit memorable.
Speaker 1: So essentially, this is the most boguan thing you'll ever hear.
Speaker 2: If you go to Balley, you can pay two hundred
Speaker 2: bucks and get your guess, like, how many a hundred
Speaker 2: chicken Burger's whole heap of food? Yeah, you have a
Speaker 2: wedding package.
Speaker 4: You got a hundred chicken Burgers, one hundred and four
Speaker 4: pack of McNuggets. Whole thing costs two hundred and thirty
Speaker 4: three bucks, and that's I mean, maybe it's not what
Speaker 4: you would classify as really cool and classy, but it's
Speaker 4: hitting the spot.
Speaker 3: Who cares, mate, man, I love weddings.
Speaker 2: You're in your heavies, you're on the beach, you've got
Speaker 2: your bin Tang T shirt on and you're huling into
Speaker 2: a chicken burger.
Speaker 1: What morning one from? It gets much better? That is
Speaker 1: absolutely happened. I mean I got married in BALI didn't
Speaker 1: quite look like that.
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you know that?
Speaker 3: That's really nice.
Speaker 4: It just gets to stop playing that little thing, little
Speaker 4: sound coming out of your com beauty.
Speaker 1: There, I didn't mean to there, he goes.
Speaker 4: We'll just worked through a little bit of background noise
Speaker 4: from Jody his computer.
Speaker 1: You're lucky, that's all. It was.
Speaker 4: Discrocious to let your search history please got to Shane
Speaker 4: and you're Wronger down down, Shane, little quirky price that happened?
Speaker 3: It was it your wedding or someone else's wedding.
Speaker 8: I saw the family wedding and too much like an
Speaker 8: odd contraditional days. Yeah, after all the formalities we get
Speaker 8: on the dance floor tive come off, go around the head,
Speaker 8: and then we end up in a big huddle singing
Speaker 8: your boys by.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it, Shane.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing it right now and everyone is just going
Speaker 4: right off.
Speaker 1: You have to do it, yeah, I have to do it.
Speaker 2: This question with that bit where it goes whoa like,
Speaker 2: everyone thinks they're so in tune, but were you in hindsight?
Speaker 8: Who can't?
Speaker 4: That's exactly right, So at that stage as well, Shane,
Speaker 4: it's it's just the tires. There's no other bits of
Speaker 4: clothing coming off, because obviously if you're merging from that
Speaker 4: into what's eagle Rock, where potentially you have to have
Speaker 4: your pants off, but this is above board certainly.
Speaker 8: Relief.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's a good job.
Speaker 3: All right, good stuff.
Speaker 4: Shane goes in the draw for our winter weekend escapes
Speaker 4: which we're going to we're going to announce on Friday.
Speaker 3: A lot of texts coming through as well. I know
Speaker 3: for double No nine No on nine.
Speaker 4: I just wanted my cousin's wedding the bridelined up and
Speaker 4: kissed all of her immediate family members on the lips.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit unsettling.
Speaker 2: That's from Kim, I've got a friend who kisses on
Speaker 2: the lips all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah really, Yeah, that's unsettling. You're not supposed to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: In this text went to a French themed wedding where
Speaker 4: they served snails as entree.
Speaker 3: They weren't even French. That's the point of difference.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and then we've got anonymous and I understand
Speaker 2: why who says when Eagle Rock comes.
Speaker 1: On, you always drop your decks.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's good stuff. I'll stick with the Dudisians. Thanks,
Speaker 4: and take it out on this. Get your tires around
Speaker 4: your head.
Speaker 2: Hey, we were just touching on weird things that you've
Speaker 2: seen at weddings. Abby, you were telling us doing that
Speaker 2: song about your sister's wedding.
Speaker 1: Tell everyone what happened with the DJH. Yeah, we had
Speaker 1: a slight issue.
Speaker 10: So the beautiful ceremony had taken place, they were married,
Speaker 10: blah blah blah, and we've all come in, We've been
Speaker 10: announced as brides maids and all of that. Anyway, we
Speaker 10: go to sit down, we go to sit down, and
Speaker 10: all of a sudden, there's this like loud bang.
Speaker 1: And we're all like, what is that? And we turn around.
Speaker 10: Unfortunately, the DJ had had a few too many let's
Speaker 10: call them hard lemonades, some looseners, and had fallen on
Speaker 10: like fallen forward or back or whatever onto his own
Speaker 10: DJ equipment, right wow. And so basically they had to go,
Speaker 10: you need to.
Speaker 1: Go to leave.
Speaker 10: And I don't even know who it was. It was
Speaker 10: one of their friends who went old DJ. So we
Speaker 10: had his stuff there in you know, ten minutes, and
Speaker 10: he DJed the night for them, and off they went
Speaker 10: and had a massive, big party.
Speaker 1: I think I know the DJ you're speaking of. And
Speaker 1: he was one of my.
Speaker 2: Best friend's winnings and he was politely asked to leave
Speaker 2: because he got a little handsy for a couple of
Speaker 2: the kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, the real prominent DJ from back in the day.
Speaker 4: I remember seeing right straight hotel. He will remain nameless,
Speaker 4: but I think he thought he was a Vechi.
Speaker 10: That day to the three people sitting at the bar.
Speaker 2: Pointing to the heaven, that's God, it's Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 3: Made he was press and play for Jesus Christ. I
Speaker 3: thought he was.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Abs, can we just take a bit of a
Speaker 4: change in direction and talk about the Commonwealth Games?
Speaker 3: This is a really sad state of Affairs.
Speaker 1: It is, isn't it.
Speaker 10: The Victorian government came out yesterday and basically said it's
Speaker 10: too expensive, we can't, we can't host it. So they
Speaker 10: I think it was around two point six billion or
Speaker 10: something they budgeted for it, but it's actually going to
Speaker 10: be a blowout of six billion because they're trying to
Speaker 10: hold it in regional Victoria. So they've not looked at
Speaker 10: things like they need to upgrade stadiums, but you need
Speaker 10: things like you need buses out to these places, you
Speaker 10: need you need to have the athletes stay somewhere. You've
Speaker 10: got to have enough paramedics and cops and things like
Speaker 10: that also in the regions to be able to help
Speaker 10: with it.
Speaker 1: All on this one.
Speaker 2: But you have got what is arguably the greatest sporting
Speaker 2: capital in the world in the city in Melbourne, Victoria.
Speaker 1: You've got every.
Speaker 2: Facility that you could possibly want within a kilometer of
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Why aren't we just using that?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so naive.
Speaker 1: Why am I.
Speaker 2: You've got the existing infrastructure, why don't Exactly so that
Speaker 2: they promise that Regil Victoria were promised will promise these things.
Speaker 10: And now that Andrews government has come out and said
Speaker 10: we'll still build all the stadiums and do all of
Speaker 10: this and blah blah blah for you, but we can't
Speaker 10: host the games.
Speaker 2: So I will say this, bad luck Ballarat. We're holding
Speaker 2: it in the city.
Speaker 3: That's got a little ring to it, doesn't it? Bad
Speaker 3: luck Ballarat.
Speaker 1: You've whatt your thoughts on the Cover Wealth Game.
Speaker 4: Well, just from a personal point of view, I can't
Speaker 4: tell you how many times I've been frustrated when you
Speaker 4: budget for two billion and it brows blows out by
Speaker 4: four billion, and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, budget of that at all, and then welcome
Speaker 2: to your Saturday night every single time.
Speaker 3: Two billion, four billion last night.
Speaker 1: Jam is a few months ago.
Speaker 4: I regret nothing, I fear and I don't want to
Speaker 4: be a genuine debbie down here. I feel this. This
Speaker 4: is the end of the Conwarf Games, and unfortunately they're
Speaker 4: going to the Games Heavens and they're going to catch
Speaker 4: up with the Goodwill Games.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a little aggressive.
Speaker 10: I'm sure we can come up with some sort of
Speaker 10: plan here. But in saying that, sa Wa Queensland have
Speaker 10: all turned around and said no, we're not going to
Speaker 10: have them because it's too much I thought.
Speaker 2: Yesterday for sure Malle would come out and go, oh,
Speaker 2: we'll take it. We're doing everything now, so we'll just
Speaker 2: take it over. And Jess Trengove even said I'd love
Speaker 2: to have it here because we're capable of it.
Speaker 4: And I think that is a sure sign of death,
Speaker 4: because that man can turn anything, any outrageous situation into
Speaker 4: a positive thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if Malie doesn't want to touch it, yeah, it's untouchable.
Speaker 3: And do all the mascots now like they're unemployed.
Speaker 1: Like Perry Clyde Shearer? Arobi? Can someone thing of Aerobi?
Speaker 7: The love of God, you told me you've.
Speaker 4: Got a time machine on this daisy.
Speaker 3: Yep, those hump day vibes.
Speaker 4: Welcome to Wednesday, and welcome to a free lesson on history.
Speaker 1: Brought to you by Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 4: To the nineteenth of July. Let's start way back in
Speaker 4: nineteen fifty four, and Jodie already was brought.
Speaker 2: You knew that was coming, absolutely saw it coming from
Speaker 2: a mile away.
Speaker 1: I've been working with you for too long.
Speaker 3: Too long, it's only a few months ago. Oh jeez.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's a conversation I'll have. We management.
Speaker 3: That's fun. Elvis Presley's first single That's all Right. It
Speaker 3: was released. This spoke's got something I reckon, you'll do
Speaker 3: all right? He's going to go okay, And then he
Speaker 3: died on the toilet. That's a true story. I found
Speaker 3: the office on the toilet. Yeah, what a way to go.
Speaker 3: That's how I want to go. Two thousand and five
Speaker 3: Death Valley.
Speaker 1: Now you'll probably go with your ibs.
Speaker 7: It'll get you one day.
Speaker 3: What happened? Just kept on going to all it consumed him.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and five Death Valley in California registered a
Speaker 4: temperature of fifty three point nine degrees celsius. A total
Speaker 4: of twelve days of fifty degrees celsius or high was reported.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, reout every day.
Speaker 4: If I was there, can you imagine just laying a
Speaker 4: real solid base tent responsibly of course?
Speaker 1: Oh of course, yeah, yeah, you would be loving that.
Speaker 3: Sick ray day, Ray day? Oh what's today? Fifty plus
Speaker 3: ray Day.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and nine, Julie Goodwin defeated Poe to win
Speaker 4: the first Master Chef Australia on Network ten.
Speaker 7: To beat Poe and to.
Speaker 10: Become Australia's first ever Master Chef, you require three points from.
Speaker 6: Gary, couldn't score you any other way.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that a real battle of the birds those
Speaker 2: two Hovey Goodwin ho.
Speaker 3: V Goodwin was like, oh Hoovey got I've got good Oh,
Speaker 3: I've got I've got punk. Oh controversy, Oh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's really battled out in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: It's a real device. He wasn't it. It was in Australia.
Speaker 2: It was reminiscent of the days like Angelina versus you know,
Speaker 2: Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 3: Oh, who's Brad getting picked?
Speaker 4: Which everyone he wants to be honest?
Speaker 3: Back of the day? Oh boy.
Speaker 4: Twenty fifteen, mc fanning, Australian pro surf was attacked by
Speaker 4: shark in South African.
Speaker 3: We've always said that the.
Speaker 4: South African art the South African shark sayd by it
Speaker 4: just a little bit different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, don't. That's still to this day. You
Speaker 1: punched a shark in the face.
Speaker 3: How good is that?
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen anything more Australian than Mick Fanning
Speaker 2: punching a shark.
Speaker 1: In the face.
Speaker 4: If he didn't love mc fanning enough and then he
Speaker 4: gets attacked by a shark, he didn't get bitten. That's
Speaker 4: because he got it before it had got him. So
Speaker 4: it attacked his leash and he said no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: bang and the shark was like, I'm sorry, I'm so
Speaker 4: Mick swam off and then Mick caught it by the tail, started.
Speaker 3: Laying into it from behind.
Speaker 4: He dragged the shore, started swinging around like it was
Speaker 4: like it was a hammer throat, and then he threw
Speaker 4: it like three hundred meters.
Speaker 3: Away the ocean and the shark was like, oh, shark
Speaker 3: was just.
Speaker 1: In tears, beast versus man. I'm supposed to win this battle.
Speaker 1: So through you mix and me was like.
Speaker 3: Go tell your friends someone.
Speaker 4: Song with July nineteen, two thousand and six was Promiscuous
Speaker 4: by Nelly Ftata.
Speaker 3: It's just tune back in the day, enjoy.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a flattering song about her.
Speaker 2: Though about Nelly, like pulling a promiscuous girl.
Speaker 3: She's open and honest. Okay, good on her, good to
Speaker 3: go for it. Such were away He's back in two
Speaker 3: thousand and six.
Speaker 10: Now you don't.
Speaker 1: Can I peel back the curtain for one moment?
Speaker 2: So in your other life at Channel seven where you're
Speaker 2: a sports reporter, you are assigned the task of sitting
Speaker 2: outside either sports Mid or Calvary at any given time,
Speaker 2: waiting for players to come in.
Speaker 1: Too scared, you're scarce, just talk us through the plava.
Speaker 1: That was.
Speaker 4: It's like, from the moment that he was on the
Speaker 4: bench late in the Blues loss, we were basically waiting
Speaker 4: at Sportsman, even when we knew he was, even when
Speaker 4: we knew he was in Melbourne, even like minutes ago
Speaker 4: in that game against Carlson, we started lining up waiting
Speaker 4: for him as sports What a chase.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. You've had varied success waiting for players
Speaker 1: over the journey, haven't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a time Ryan Burton went past us twice,
Speaker 4: me and Tom Wren because we're in deep conversation, and
Speaker 4: then he sent a text on mate saying that those
Speaker 4: blokes waiting for me because I walked past him twice.
Speaker 1: You and already hugging each other, going I like.
Speaker 4: The time we were at Sportsmen and we're waiting for
Speaker 4: someone else and Travis Spoke came out. We're like, what's
Speaker 4: bokey doing here? Yeah, and as a cafe attached to
Speaker 4: we get a scan place. Yeah, Buddy walked out and
Speaker 4: clearly just got a scamp for something.
Speaker 3: Oh, Trav, what's happening? What's happing?
Speaker 4: He said, no, no, no, I'm just here for the coffee.
Speaker 3: May thirteen, twenty fourteen, give us courts.
Speaker 1: Gon be a good gun, going to be a huge game.
Speaker 4: So Jode's of course, Nova's handball blitz fast approaching. And
Speaker 4: what we've all sort of realized right from the start
Speaker 4: is that you're a person who gets pretty competitive with things.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm aware that my behavior is ugly. When
Speaker 2: I get competitive, I'm conscious of it. I just can't
Speaker 2: stop it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, grotesque. Some people have said as well, who said that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what I did, like a couple weeks ago is
Speaker 4: when our boy Tom Wren said this, said us a
Speaker 4: bit of a challenge.
Speaker 3: I think this is just me, but I think this
Speaker 3: should be a showdown between the two of you. Even
Speaker 3: as part as Nova's handble blitz, I think the handball bleits.
Speaker 3: I think it needs to be a bit of Phrazy
Speaker 3: up against a bit of Jodi.
Speaker 4: Yes, just Uno on Uno for supremacy in terms of
Speaker 4: the handball gods.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you've.
Speaker 1: Made Yeah, all right, well I'm up for it.
Speaker 3: Okay, how's preparation going.
Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't put in a whole lot of
Speaker 2: time because I've got four kids and.
Speaker 1: A couple of jobs, but I'll make it a priority
Speaker 1: moving forward.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I have put in the hours behind closed
Speaker 4: doors and I have been preparing. Got a little video
Speaker 4: to show you, right if you will, Josh, here we go.
Speaker 7: Oh no, oh dear.
Speaker 1: Have you knocked out?
Speaker 7: Kwami?
Speaker 3: Got him real good, Kwami Dixon Manjarelli. All the handball, great, all.
Speaker 1: The athlea, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: We're going to have a showdown and you are in big, big,
Speaker 3: big troubles.
Speaker 1: Five weeks of hardcore preparation.
Speaker 3: Mate, All right, yeah, good luck, Schmark.
Speaker 4: Jump on the Instagram see the video for yourself at
Speaker 4: Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, greatness isn't born instantly.
Speaker 4: It's prepared through hard laborer's conditions where you just put
Speaker 4: your body right on the edge each and every time.
Speaker 3: Do you know that's what I did?
Speaker 7: You know what you've been doing.
Speaker 2: You've been doing like a bradman where you've just been
Speaker 2: standing in front of a wall.
Speaker 1: What did he use a.
Speaker 3: Stick or something stump against a tank? That's right, golf ball.
Speaker 1: That's what you've been doing.
Speaker 4: That was me, except the golf ball was quam and
Speaker 4: the stump was my hand.
Speaker 3: The weeping story.
Speaker 2: This is how seen this huge he's heard from lise
Speaker 2: O there.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 2: She ran into some technical difficulties during the second show
Speaker 2: of her Aussie tour on Monday, performing in near darkness
Speaker 2: for at least one song, so basically, towards the end
Speaker 2: of the show, most of the venue, stage and spotlights
Speaker 2: appeared to go out, so she performed one.
Speaker 1: Of her biggest hits, which is truth hurts in the dark.
Speaker 1: Have a listen.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be naysay here, but she's just
Speaker 4: singing right yeah, power still on, Mike still works, Mike.
Speaker 4: She's playing instruments.
Speaker 2: I know she's actually incorrect, mister Nasa. She played a
Speaker 2: bit of the flute the lights out.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's different.
Speaker 1: I like to see you play the flute with the
Speaker 1: lights out.
Speaker 4: I'm just what I'm saying is, I'm still confident I'll
Speaker 4: be able to sing into a microphone with no lights on.
Speaker 4: The turn the lights back on the microphones upside down.
Speaker 2: Okay, now that you've run down, let's move on. Juice
Speaker 2: had did who has a baby? With Zaane Mallick from
Speaker 2: one direction.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, members was an absolutely banger, probably like you
Speaker 3: sing really high.
Speaker 2: To choose one of jain knowlick songs that wouldn't have
Speaker 2: been in But anyway.
Speaker 3: What would you go with? You telling me what you
Speaker 3: go with?
Speaker 1: A bit of a Debbie Downer? That song?
Speaker 4: Isn't it pillow Talk? I think it's quite exciting if
Speaker 4: I'm reading it right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, anyway, has been arrested from marijuana and drug paraphernalia possession.
Speaker 2: Went flying to the Cayman Islands in the Caribbean, so
Speaker 2: she was apprehended landing in a private plane in Georgetown.
Speaker 2: She was searched by customs upon her arrival. And wouldn't
Speaker 2: that be nerve wrecking when you know exactly what's in
Speaker 2: your suitcase?
Speaker 1: Chappelle, but you.
Speaker 4: No, but she said she didn't know what was on
Speaker 4: fell to heavy that day though the bookie board.
Speaker 1: Bag and dad packed it. She's like, Dad, what have
Speaker 1: you put in here?
Speaker 4: I'm just going on here and then book fifteen years
Speaker 4: and jo it happens, Mate, it happens. You've got to
Speaker 4: be careful when you're trying to import kilos and kilos
Speaker 4: of marijuana, which said that from day dot anyway, I'm
Speaker 4: just a.
Speaker 3: Time flies when you're in a barley prison.
Speaker 2: So she's out now, so she'll be fine. I'm sure
Speaker 2: she's got enough money to deal with that situation.
Speaker 7: It's good juicy juice.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: Brittany has released a new song, This is Exciting, with
Speaker 2: producer and former Black Eyed Peace front man Will i Am.
Speaker 2: He teased his song on Instagram. It's called Maja Business.
Speaker 2: He said on his instag Oh, this summer is about
Speaker 2: to be hot.
Speaker 3: Here we go. You are now now fucking we were air.
Speaker 1: I like it already. Spiritual business, bitch.
Speaker 4: The feeling that will i Am is just provoking Brittany,
Speaker 4: who's clearly probably gone through a bit of a baze.
Speaker 2: Well I Am is going to Brittany, don't bother coming
Speaker 2: into the studio.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I'll take care of everything exactly.
Speaker 4: Or will i Am has said, Hey, you know how
Speaker 4: you doing all this crazy stuff on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well I'm into it. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's talk baby names, shall we?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go on, So the top trending baby name so far
Speaker 2: in Adelaide for twenty twenty three have been revealed. You,
Speaker 2: of course, your wife, Kara is seven months pregnant.
Speaker 1: She's about to pop.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to reveal these names and then I'm
Speaker 2: going to see if any of them tickle your fancy. Okay,
Speaker 2: bearing in mind, you're having a little boy. Yes, why
Speaker 2: did I point that out to you?
Speaker 1: You know what you're having? He did you just do this?
Speaker 3: General revealed to me. Surprise, Carl told you before she
Speaker 3: told me. If that's fine?
Speaker 1: Heard you? Okay?
Speaker 2: So the top ten baby names for boys, working from
Speaker 2: ten backwards.
Speaker 3: Hugo, Hugo. I know Hugo. He was mates with you.
Speaker 1: Guys love the name Hugo.
Speaker 2: A lot of Hugoes at childcap Air is in aire eir.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, next arlow Arlow I know an Arlo as well.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I'm not a test of how many you know?
Speaker 1: These people?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 3: In the Liz four ten? Do you know what all?
Speaker 1: Next up is Oliver, No surprise there, Felix. This one
Speaker 1: caught my eye.
Speaker 3: Asticus atticusus IM not.
Speaker 4: Sure this is a Natalaie too, treating those as hayes.
Speaker 3: Atticus Addie does he get addie?
Speaker 1: Addie is nice? That's cute. Silas comes in next Silas.
Speaker 1: This is one I never thought i'd see Theodore Theodore.
Speaker 3: What's THEO?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: THEO and then Theodore as well. You get Teddy from Theodore.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, all right, well that makes more sense
Speaker 1: to me, thank you. Coming in at number two is Sourn.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorn. Did you say Sorren?
Speaker 1: We live in Sweden.
Speaker 3: I'm sorn. What was that name?
Speaker 2: I'm surprised I haven't got those little omelets over the e,
Speaker 2: you know, those little Swedish or Yeah, not to be
Speaker 2: confused with a normally.
Speaker 1: You don't know what a normally is.
Speaker 3: You I know what an omalt is?
Speaker 4: Give three eggs, cheese, hand, tomato and beautiful.
Speaker 2: And the number one top trending baby names for boys
Speaker 2: in Adelaide so far this year is Royal Royal.
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Royal is in ro Ya, l.
Speaker 1: Is in the Royal Hotel that you used to frequent
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 3: Is that a name?
Speaker 1: Is that a name?
Speaker 3: Even a name?
Speaker 1: Well, apparently it's the top one for boys.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, baby Royal is getting around a bit.
Speaker 1: I will let you ponder on those for just a moment.
Speaker 2: These are the top ten girls' names working backwards. Number
Speaker 2: ten Evangeline cute. Number nine is Ophelia. Sorry, not Opheelia.
Speaker 4: That's an inappropriate person would say to someone's year at
Speaker 4: a nightclub.
Speaker 3: I'll feel you.
Speaker 1: Coming in at number eight, This one's close to your
Speaker 1: heart is Aurora, Aurora.
Speaker 3: I like Aurora. If you like the Simpsons, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. God Lord, what is happening in there?
Speaker 7: Aurora borealis, Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at
Speaker 7: this time of day, and this part.
Speaker 4: Of the country localized entirely within your kitchen.
Speaker 2: Yes, Skinner coming in number seven Lunar, Then Alice.
Speaker 1: Which has always been a popular as well.
Speaker 3: It's quite traditional tool.
Speaker 2: Evergreen, isn't it? Eloise Isler? And then a play on
Speaker 2: Aurora is Aurelia?
Speaker 3: Are really boris?
Speaker 2: Number two is mate, and again the number one is
Speaker 2: an absolute shock to the system. The number one girl's
Speaker 2: name in Adelaide is Luxury, Luxury.
Speaker 3: Jesus text through for nine, No nine, Do you have
Speaker 3: a baby Luxury?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or thirteen twenty four? Ten will take your calls if.
Speaker 2: You've if you've got a baby Royal or a baby Luxury.
Speaker 1: We want to hear from you this morning.
Speaker 3: You don't know any babies with those names.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're the good traditional names gone, Lebron, Razo, Shakira,
Speaker 4: go on, bring it back. Three names as well. I
Speaker 4: got fare jades from the lady's perspective. Barbara, Patricia and Karen.
Speaker 4: Will we ever see those names again?
Speaker 1: Think we ever again?
Speaker 2: Welcome you call thirteen twenty four death if you've given
Speaker 2: birth in the last year to a Barbara, Patricia Karen.
Speaker 4: Isn't that amazing? And also on the bloke side, Nigel
Speaker 4: Barry and Ian.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Nigel's done now. They had a party in the
Speaker 10: UK because it's officially.
Speaker 2: There are no nigetink Really well, I guess if your
Speaker 2: name was Nigel, no friends, you'd want it.
Speaker 3: Done exactly right.
Speaker 4: And in particular baby Ian, any baby Ian's out there,
Speaker 4: Baby Ian comes out and he's already receding. If you
Speaker 4: jump on the Jode and Hazy Instagram page, you will
Speaker 4: see just an athlete on about his business.
Speaker 2: You surprised me with a little piece that you've been
Speaker 2: working on a bit of training behind the scenes for
Speaker 2: handball Blitz. You got together with a few celebs Rosanna
Speaker 2: Man really, Charlie Dixon.
Speaker 3: I mean, who knew that Rosanna was such an expert
Speaker 3: handball behind saying.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, surprise me. But here we are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna have a big old showdown. But I've
Speaker 4: been training, you haven't, so you know how this probably
Speaker 4: ends up, don't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll see. But I do I do commend
Speaker 1: this video.
Speaker 2: It's actually very funny if you take out a big bloke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really do.
Speaker 4: Jodi and Hazy and also a big thanks to again
Speaker 4: real Estate, massive supporters of local making difference all over
Speaker 4: essays selling your home at trust McGain.
Speaker 3: That's just about it for us today, but back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Micky Lee is going to join us on the show,
Speaker 2: have a chat to that beautiful woman and our Battle
Speaker 2: of the Bangers reveal. I've just landed online and I'm
Speaker 2: real happy about it. Yeah, you're always confident with these
Speaker 2: I don't want to be smart, I don't want to
Speaker 2: be smug, but oh, here it is.
Speaker 1: It's in my nature.
Speaker 3: You've already locked it in.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Okay, is going to be even sweeter when I taste
Speaker 3: victory in a couple of days time. Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 4: I don't for you guys want to know as cash
Speaker 4: or the car that continues in a matter of minutes.
Speaker 4: Just hang out with Maddie and DC today for your
Speaker 4: next chance. Will make a really, really fun decision.
Speaker 3: This is Jodi and Hasey on over