WEBVTT - I Accidentally Split Elliott & Lauren Up, Plus A Huge Spoiler

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go, are we on?

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<v Speaker 2>We're on?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the first episode of the Maths Funny Podcast

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<v Speaker 1>with May Josh, the guy behind Maths Funny, and if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not familiar with the page, I'm basically the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who crashes all the weddings and the filmings and just

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<v Speaker 1>pisses the cast off in real life. This year, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna keep doing that, but I'm also gonna annoy them

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<v Speaker 1>via this podcast. Rather than doing like a weekly episode

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<v Speaker 1>or like our long ones, I'm just gonna jump on

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<v Speaker 1>every now and again one there's actually something worth saying,

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<v Speaker 1>and just do mini ones with spoilers and the drama

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<v Speaker 1>and shit. Yeah. Season eleven started last night with the

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<v Speaker 1>first two cuples getting married, and I've actually already got

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<v Speaker 1>some mad drama for you all, which kind of involves

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<v Speaker 1>me splitting the first couple of the season up because

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<v Speaker 1>of something that happened in September during filming when I

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<v Speaker 1>crashed their wedding and got a bit carried away. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>before I carry on, I'm just warning there will be

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<v Speaker 1>spoilers in this and probably every episode, which I assume

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<v Speaker 1>you are all gonna love. That's why you're listening. Ay,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah. Episode one, after the usual hens and books parties,

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<v Speaker 1>we all watch floppy head Elliott, who's a thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>year old business owner from Queensland, walk down the island

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<v Speaker 1>marry Lauren, a thirty seven year old who is also

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<v Speaker 1>a business owner from Queensland. So much in common already, guys, Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>The experts have played it well there ahead of the

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<v Speaker 1>meet and they had all these hype that Elliott wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>going to like her, and he's doing all these hectic

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<v Speaker 1>grabs like I'm going to leave the ceremony of this,

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<v Speaker 1>no vibe with him just constantly saying shit like this.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a very vivid vision of what my wife

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<v Speaker 3>will be like.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll be.

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<v Speaker 3>Feminine, should be classy, wholesome. I'll know very early on

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<v Speaker 3>when I lay my eyes on her if there's potential.

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<v Speaker 1>But then, despite all that build up, and also despite

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<v Speaker 1>Lauren's sister being the literal bridesmaids from how that would

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<v Speaker 1>fucking cause any guy to run away, they were vibing

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<v Speaker 1>the future look bright and the episode ended and we

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<v Speaker 1>were all hopeful, you know, these people could last. But

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<v Speaker 1>then when the cameras stopped rolling and they stepped outside

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<v Speaker 1>the wedding venue, which was the State Theater in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>They were presented with me, and this is when things

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<v Speaker 1>went a little bit wrong. So what they didn't mention

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<v Speaker 1>on the show last night is that Lauren is the

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<v Speaker 1>ex girlfriend of Johnno from last season, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>boring guy who kind of speaks a bit like this,

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<v Speaker 1>I do wish you all the best in this crazy

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<v Speaker 1>journey we call life. They dated before he was a

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<v Speaker 1>maths last year, and they were like a thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I found that out while this wedding was being filmed.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also figured out they're gonna drag this out

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<v Speaker 1>for weeks as like some big bombshell where she's nervous

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<v Speaker 1>about telling him something and he'll question if she's there

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<v Speaker 1>for the right reasons or to get back at him.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I just thought, I can't be bothered with

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<v Speaker 1>this storyline being dragged out, so I'm just gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>down there as he leave, I'm just gonna tell him myself,

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<v Speaker 1>which is which is basically what I did. So Elliott

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<v Speaker 1>was the first to leave that ceremony and get into

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<v Speaker 1>the limo that was waiting, and as he stepped onto

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<v Speaker 1>the street, this is me kind of just making him

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<v Speaker 1>aware of what I was already aware of. Hey, ellieh congrats,

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<v Speaker 1>you're much better looking than her ex JOHNO, the guy

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<v Speaker 1>from last season. Don't know what she's told you, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's her X, just making sure you're a cross night.

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<v Speaker 1>In that grab, you didn't hear Elliott respond because producers

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<v Speaker 1>don't allow them to talk to me during filming, which

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<v Speaker 1>I found very funny. But when I kind of let

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<v Speaker 1>him in on that big secret, he didn't look very happy. Then,

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<v Speaker 1>as he waited for her in the limo, out came Lauren,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just thought, Ah, I'll say gooday to her too.

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<v Speaker 1>Congrats Lauren? I ah, what were you thinking that in

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<v Speaker 1>JOHNA from last season? Do you regret it? I assume so?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh nah, okay, are you going to be more exciting

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<v Speaker 1>than Johnny? At least he was like watching paper? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she agrees. The two of them then went back to

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<v Speaker 1>the hotel. They went to bed, and the next morning,

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<v Speaker 1>when they woke up to go on the honeymoon, guess

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. Elliott had suddenly had like this mad change

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<v Speaker 1>of heart, was no longer liking Lauren and was now

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<v Speaker 1>saying she was too old for him and all this

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<v Speaker 1>shit and just not his type.

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<v Speaker 3>Tomorrow Night, Elliott, there was definitely things on my non negotiables, right,

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<v Speaker 3>don't line.

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<v Speaker 1>Up Elliott's dramatic change of heart and then well, according

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<v Speaker 1>to my sources, he kind of just packed his bags

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<v Speaker 1>and left and quit the show. Marriage over now, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, it's hard to say. If I was the

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<v Speaker 1>sole reason this happened, then he just quit. But all

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<v Speaker 1>I know is he was living life at the ceremony,

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<v Speaker 1>which we just watched. In that episode, the cameras kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stopped filming their happy and hopefully step onto the

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<v Speaker 1>streets and that there I am letting him in on

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<v Speaker 1>the big secret, and then he wakes up the next

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, it's over. I'm laughing because it's like awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I should be like proud or

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<v Speaker 1>ashamed if I did split them up, but I at

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<v Speaker 1>least you know, I'm the only podcast that's there from

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<v Speaker 1>the very start, literally involved in every element of production

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<v Speaker 1>and ruining storylines. So I'd like to apologize to Australia

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<v Speaker 1>for that one. Anyway. Yeah, moving on to Karina and Paul,

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<v Speaker 1>the second couple we've seen get married in the first episode,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was also a bit of drama there when

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<v Speaker 1>she realized he wasn't a stranger and they'd been on

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<v Speaker 1>a date together last year, and then he ghosted her.

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<v Speaker 1>I've a listened to this.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you believe that?

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<v Speaker 2>What is the chance.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I going to get a different guy?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't a second date?

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<v Speaker 1>She ghosted me. Yeah. Despite how dramatic they made that

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<v Speaker 1>sound on the show, they ended up having a chat.

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<v Speaker 1>They worked for it, and they seem to like each other,

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<v Speaker 1>and this couple seem like a good match. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you want another spoiler, I can let you know that

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<v Speaker 1>they're not the only participants who have already hooked up

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<v Speaker 1>and met before coming on to marry at first sight.

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<v Speaker 1>Later this week, we'll meet another couple, Riet and Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>who get married and who also used to date last year,

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<v Speaker 1>Like they were kind of seeing each other for quite

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<v Speaker 1>a while, broke up, and then we're surprised to see

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<v Speaker 1>each other as they arrived at the ceremony. And I

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<v Speaker 1>know that for a fact because I was there to

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<v Speaker 1>the side kind of crashing it watching his reaction as

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<v Speaker 1>he turned around and was like, Oh shit, that's real.

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<v Speaker 3>She's going She's gonna come in this way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he knows that, he knows that, he knows that

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<v Speaker 2>he knows.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got no idea how they're going to edit that

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<v Speaker 1>on TV, if they're going to reinclude it, if they're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna hype it up, or what they're gonna do. So

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<v Speaker 1>we'll wait for that episode and then I'll let you

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<v Speaker 1>know what actually happened. And then according to Daily Mail,

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<v Speaker 1>who reported this a while back, there's another bride on

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<v Speaker 1>the show who's shocked midway through the season when the

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<v Speaker 1>Intruders arrived and she realizes she used to shag him.

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<v Speaker 1>This season is very incestuous. Anyway, that's all I got

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<v Speaker 1>for you now, thank you for listening to episode one,

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<v Speaker 1>and I will see you back for episode two with

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<v Speaker 1>some more drama, maybe tomorrow and maybe the day after.

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<v Speaker 1>As I said this podcast, I don't want to have

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<v Speaker 1>like a routine of when the Epps are coming. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna when I've got something to say, I'll say it.