Speaker 1: All right, here we go, are we on?
Speaker 2: We're on?
Speaker 1: Welcome to the first episode of the Maths Funny Podcast
Speaker 1: with May Josh, the guy behind Maths Funny, and if
Speaker 1: you're not familiar with the page, I'm basically the guy
Speaker 1: who crashes all the weddings and the filmings and just
Speaker 1: pisses the cast off in real life. This year, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep doing that, but I'm also gonna annoy them
Speaker 1: via this podcast. Rather than doing like a weekly episode
Speaker 1: or like our long ones, I'm just gonna jump on
Speaker 1: every now and again one there's actually something worth saying,
Speaker 1: and just do mini ones with spoilers and the drama
Speaker 1: and shit. Yeah. Season eleven started last night with the
Speaker 1: first two cuples getting married, and I've actually already got
Speaker 1: some mad drama for you all, which kind of involves
Speaker 1: me splitting the first couple of the season up because
Speaker 1: of something that happened in September during filming when I
Speaker 1: crashed their wedding and got a bit carried away. So yeah,
Speaker 1: before I carry on, I'm just warning there will be
Speaker 1: spoilers in this and probably every episode, which I assume
Speaker 1: you are all gonna love. That's why you're listening. Ay,
Speaker 1: so yeah. Episode one, after the usual hens and books parties,
Speaker 1: we all watch floppy head Elliott, who's a thirty five
Speaker 1: year old business owner from Queensland, walk down the island
Speaker 1: marry Lauren, a thirty seven year old who is also
Speaker 1: a business owner from Queensland. So much in common already, guys, Fuck.
Speaker 1: The experts have played it well there ahead of the
Speaker 1: meet and they had all these hype that Elliott wasn't
Speaker 1: going to like her, and he's doing all these hectic
Speaker 1: grabs like I'm going to leave the ceremony of this,
Speaker 1: no vibe with him just constantly saying shit like this.
Speaker 3: I have a very vivid vision of what my wife
Speaker 3: will be like.
Speaker 1: She'll be.
Speaker 3: Feminine, should be classy, wholesome. I'll know very early on
Speaker 3: when I lay my eyes on her if there's potential.
Speaker 1: But then, despite all that build up, and also despite
Speaker 1: Lauren's sister being the literal bridesmaids from how that would
Speaker 1: fucking cause any guy to run away, they were vibing
Speaker 1: the future look bright and the episode ended and we
Speaker 1: were all hopeful, you know, these people could last. But
Speaker 1: then when the cameras stopped rolling and they stepped outside
Speaker 1: the wedding venue, which was the State Theater in Sydney.
Speaker 1: They were presented with me, and this is when things
Speaker 1: went a little bit wrong. So what they didn't mention
Speaker 1: on the show last night is that Lauren is the
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend of Johnno from last season, you know, the
Speaker 1: boring guy who kind of speaks a bit like this,
Speaker 1: I do wish you all the best in this crazy
Speaker 1: journey we call life. They dated before he was a
Speaker 1: maths last year, and they were like a thing. And
Speaker 1: I found that out while this wedding was being filmed.
Speaker 1: And I also figured out they're gonna drag this out
Speaker 1: for weeks as like some big bombshell where she's nervous
Speaker 1: about telling him something and he'll question if she's there
Speaker 1: for the right reasons or to get back at him.
Speaker 1: And then I just thought, I can't be bothered with
Speaker 1: this storyline being dragged out, so I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: down there as he leave, I'm just gonna tell him myself,
Speaker 1: which is which is basically what I did. So Elliott
Speaker 1: was the first to leave that ceremony and get into
Speaker 1: the limo that was waiting, and as he stepped onto
Speaker 1: the street, this is me kind of just making him
Speaker 1: aware of what I was already aware of. Hey, ellieh congrats,
Speaker 1: you're much better looking than her ex JOHNO, the guy
Speaker 1: from last season. Don't know what she's told you, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's her X, just making sure you're a cross night.
Speaker 1: In that grab, you didn't hear Elliott respond because producers
Speaker 1: don't allow them to talk to me during filming, which
Speaker 1: I found very funny. But when I kind of let
Speaker 1: him in on that big secret, he didn't look very happy. Then,
Speaker 1: as he waited for her in the limo, out came Lauren,
Speaker 1: and I just thought, Ah, I'll say gooday to her too.
Speaker 1: Congrats Lauren? I ah, what were you thinking that in
Speaker 1: JOHNA from last season? Do you regret it? I assume so?
Speaker 1: Oh nah, okay, are you going to be more exciting
Speaker 1: than Johnny? At least he was like watching paper? Oh,
Speaker 1: she agrees. The two of them then went back to
Speaker 1: the hotel. They went to bed, and the next morning,
Speaker 1: when they woke up to go on the honeymoon, guess
Speaker 1: what happened. Elliott had suddenly had like this mad change
Speaker 1: of heart, was no longer liking Lauren and was now
Speaker 1: saying she was too old for him and all this
Speaker 1: shit and just not his type.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow Night, Elliott, there was definitely things on my non negotiables, right,
Speaker 3: don't line.
Speaker 1: Up Elliott's dramatic change of heart and then well, according
Speaker 1: to my sources, he kind of just packed his bags
Speaker 1: and left and quit the show. Marriage over now, I'll
Speaker 1: be honest, it's hard to say. If I was the
Speaker 1: sole reason this happened, then he just quit. But all
Speaker 1: I know is he was living life at the ceremony,
Speaker 1: which we just watched. In that episode, the cameras kind
Speaker 1: of stopped filming their happy and hopefully step onto the
Speaker 1: streets and that there I am letting him in on
Speaker 1: the big secret, and then he wakes up the next
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's over. I'm laughing because it's like awkward.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should be like proud or
Speaker 1: ashamed if I did split them up, but I at
Speaker 1: least you know, I'm the only podcast that's there from
Speaker 1: the very start, literally involved in every element of production
Speaker 1: and ruining storylines. So I'd like to apologize to Australia
Speaker 1: for that one. Anyway. Yeah, moving on to Karina and Paul,
Speaker 1: the second couple we've seen get married in the first episode,
Speaker 1: and there was also a bit of drama there when
Speaker 1: she realized he wasn't a stranger and they'd been on
Speaker 1: a date together last year, and then he ghosted her.
Speaker 1: I've a listened to this.
Speaker 3: Can you believe that?
Speaker 2: What is the chance.
Speaker 3: Am I going to get a different guy?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I wasn't a second date?
Speaker 1: She ghosted me. Yeah. Despite how dramatic they made that
Speaker 1: sound on the show, they ended up having a chat.
Speaker 1: They worked for it, and they seem to like each other,
Speaker 1: and this couple seem like a good match. But if
Speaker 1: you want another spoiler, I can let you know that
Speaker 1: they're not the only participants who have already hooked up
Speaker 1: and met before coming on to marry at first sight.
Speaker 1: Later this week, we'll meet another couple, Riet and Jeff,
Speaker 1: who get married and who also used to date last year,
Speaker 1: Like they were kind of seeing each other for quite
Speaker 1: a while, broke up, and then we're surprised to see
Speaker 1: each other as they arrived at the ceremony. And I
Speaker 1: know that for a fact because I was there to
Speaker 1: the side kind of crashing it watching his reaction as
Speaker 1: he turned around and was like, Oh shit, that's real.
Speaker 3: She's going She's gonna come in this way.
Speaker 2: Oh, he knows that, he knows that, he knows that
Speaker 2: he knows.
Speaker 1: I've got no idea how they're going to edit that
Speaker 1: on TV, if they're going to reinclude it, if they're
Speaker 1: gonna hype it up, or what they're gonna do. So
Speaker 1: we'll wait for that episode and then I'll let you
Speaker 1: know what actually happened. And then according to Daily Mail,
Speaker 1: who reported this a while back, there's another bride on
Speaker 1: the show who's shocked midway through the season when the
Speaker 1: Intruders arrived and she realizes she used to shag him.
Speaker 1: This season is very incestuous. Anyway, that's all I got
Speaker 1: for you now, thank you for listening to episode one,
Speaker 1: and I will see you back for episode two with
Speaker 1: some more drama, maybe tomorrow and maybe the day after.
Speaker 1: As I said this podcast, I don't want to have
Speaker 1: like a routine of when the Epps are coming. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna when I've got something to say, I'll say it.