Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy's one show. I'm over well, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not even ready.
Speaker 2: For the show, Jack, because I was gas bagging the
Speaker 2: gorgeous honery from Spec Savers.
Speaker 3: Yes I did. We did see our good mates from Specy's.
Speaker 2: And then this time just ran away.
Speaker 3: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 2: It's just Sashet in here like it's no big deal.
Speaker 2: We're live on the radio.
Speaker 4: Hey, Swani, I want to correct something I said yesterday
Speaker 4: or that we said about Taylor Swift's ears to it
Speaker 4: because it came to an end. You know how he
Speaker 4: threw out at number like one point three to nine
Speaker 4: billion or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually two billion.
Speaker 2: Oh it was close one point nine to three.
Speaker 3: It was one point nine three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Please tell me that somebody didn't email and say, way, when,
Speaker 2: oh when, oh when will you get the numbers right?
Speaker 3: No, but I would love it if they did.
Speaker 4: Hey, speaking of that Chrissy's correspondence, the last one for
Speaker 4: the year is this Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it good. Do a retrospective all the things
Speaker 2: you really disliked and maybe one thing that you liked not.
Speaker 4: At all at the Christy Swan Show on Instagram. Hey,
Speaker 4: after three o'clock Chrissy's Favorite Things returns. It's essentially Swanny
Speaker 4: where you give away some of your favorite stuff from prices.
Speaker 2: So exciting and it really means Christmas is here when
Speaker 2: I'm throwing out my favorite things. Sure does the Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan show for It's Tuesday. To do this Tuesday? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: this is where we compare our to do lists? Do
Speaker 2: you You really do use your phone for everything? Don't you?
Speaker 3: Always me too?
Speaker 4: Like I'm annoying that I will just ask Siri to
Speaker 4: add things to my reminders, like I do it out
Speaker 4: loud if I'm around people, whatever comes to mind, I
Speaker 4: just add it.
Speaker 2: You know, I saw you do that for the first time,
Speaker 2: and I thought it was so cool that when you
Speaker 2: weren't looking and I was by myself in the car,
Speaker 2: you tried it. I went, hey, Siri, at a reminder
Speaker 2: it to Monday.
Speaker 3: That's not how you do it, and she did it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, says I've added I've had it for Monday.
Speaker 4: But you can do it in one all in one go,
Speaker 4: so you can say the reminder, Hey Siri, add reminder
Speaker 4: for nine am tomorrow. Text Chrissy Swan. Okay, I've had
Speaker 4: that was going to that. Really, I was hoping she'd
Speaker 4: speak out.
Speaker 2: Loudly and you normally she does in the car to.
Speaker 3: Me, I know, saying terrible start to this segment.
Speaker 2: She's my money friend. Okay, okay, First up, this is
Speaker 2: important because you know I'm going on a holiday kicking
Speaker 2: off on Sunday to somewhere I've never been before. Yeah,
Speaker 2: with the with the kids, and I've delivered an ultimatum
Speaker 2: to them, and on my to do list it just says,
Speaker 2: tell kids, I'm not packing anymore. So those rules have changed.
Speaker 2: Now every holiday we've ever been on for the last
Speaker 2: sixteen years, I've done packing for everybody. Not anymore. I've said,
Speaker 2: I am way too busy to pack for all of
Speaker 2: you people. You're packing for yourself, and what you don't bring,
Speaker 2: you don't have souls about it.
Speaker 4: Good on you, Swani, because I think as well. I
Speaker 4: was packing for trips by the age of ten. So like,
Speaker 4: you've been good, You've been a good mom packing for
Speaker 4: that long.
Speaker 2: I No, I just didn't realize. You know, with parenting,
Speaker 2: you don't realize you're doing it too long until you go,
Speaker 2: hang on, I'm doing yeah, exactly. Next thing on the
Speaker 2: to do list, secretars top soil. Yep, I've entered my
Speaker 2: gardening era, okay, and I've been hacking it trees and
Speaker 2: bushes with just like kitchen scissors.
Speaker 3: Oh good, that doesn't cut it.
Speaker 2: No, I got it quite literally, doesn't matter. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go and get some secretars. Plus, I've noticed that there's
Speaker 2: bits in the garden that doesn't have to top soil,
Speaker 2: but apparently it's very expensive, so maybe not. And this one,
Speaker 2: this is actually on This was yesterday's to do list.
Speaker 3: What's this?
Speaker 2: But I know you'll love it so much that I'm
Speaker 2: putting it on today. Approach nail bar.
Speaker 3: Wait have you not had your have toenail fixed yet?
Speaker 2: I haven't had time. And also I've got great shame,
Speaker 2: so I don't want to show anyone. Yeah, So yesterday
Speaker 2: it was on my to do list and I did it.
Speaker 2: I went to my local tower ba yeah, and I said,
Speaker 2: have a look at my foot and I took my
Speaker 2: sock off and I showed him. I said can you
Speaker 2: do anything with it? And he said yes?
Speaker 3: And did he fix it tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: He couldn't do it yesterday?
Speaker 2: No. Oh no, he needs like a like a four
Speaker 2: hours full on Leonardo da Vinci art kit to put
Speaker 2: it back together.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm glad you're getting it sorted though in time
Speaker 3: for your trip. That's good.
Speaker 4: Your My first one's quite boring, change health insurance. The
Speaker 4: only reason I use private health insurance is for my
Speaker 4: dental check ops every six months. And I've noticed the
Speaker 4: last couple of years I haven't been getting it for free,
Speaker 4: Like I haven't been getting the two free ones.
Speaker 3: Why not? I don't know.
Speaker 4: If this provided no longer provides a free dental checkup,
Speaker 4: On'm like king on why is this amount coming out of.
Speaker 3: My account every week? Then I want free dental checkups.
Speaker 2: You know that if you pay for two dental checkups,
Speaker 2: it's a lot less than private health insurance. I know.
Speaker 4: But then like what if I need to go to
Speaker 4: hospital or something, I still want to be able to,
Speaker 4: you know, which is the cost? I think it's like
Speaker 4: one hundred and sixty bucks on for private health around that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that's a boring one. That's not very Jack Charles
Speaker 3: with me, No.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 4: My next one is send Janey birthday list. I'm doing,
Speaker 4: like you know, some little be day drinks on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Yes you are, and then they're.
Speaker 4: Going to go out after, so I need to send
Speaker 4: Jannie the list of people coming out after to the
Speaker 4: clubs to ensure everyone gets.
Speaker 2: Home and make sure that my name's on there.
Speaker 3: Bobs, I'm not an idiot. Your top of the list.
Speaker 3: Where are we going, electric Baby?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I'd love that.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it full of people right up in my face?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Awesome?
Speaker 4: And then the final one is going to Venroy to
Speaker 4: pick out an outfit for Saturday.
Speaker 3: Actually, can I show you what I want to wear?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: And you tell me honestly? Yeah, because it's a bit
Speaker 4: march if it's a y or an end for me?
Speaker 2: All right? You know you can do no wrong. Oh,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit like.
Speaker 2: It's an absolute why why? Why you are going to
Speaker 2: look cute as a button? My god, that model's got
Speaker 2: big feet.
Speaker 3: Oh, I reckon something else would be big too.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan show, you're about to hear a very
Speaker 2: as my daughter would say, wholesome story. This is as
Speaker 2: wholesome as it gets on this show.
Speaker 4: I reckon, Jack, I know, and it's obviously going to
Speaker 4: be delivered by you.
Speaker 2: Obviously, No, I can be wholesome. Yeah, you can I can.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I took my.
Speaker 4: Parents out for like a beautiful dinner on a Saturday night.
Speaker 4: The other night, Saturday night, you know, is primarial estate
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 3: I know it is.
Speaker 2: It's a really big deal. I hope they realized I
Speaker 2: loved it. Was it a special occasion Dad's birth.
Speaker 3: Dad sixty one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he paid for everything.
Speaker 3: No, No, I got it.
Speaker 2: We're influencing now for Dad's dinner. It doesn't cost anything.
Speaker 4: No, we paid for the No, there was still money
Speaker 4: exchange for the drinks.
Speaker 3: Anyway, let's get to this wholesome story.
Speaker 2: So there was a viril sensation in America called the
Speaker 2: Mormon Wives something the Mormon Pop. I wrote it down
Speaker 2: from the dirty soda from from the Mormon wise right,
Speaker 2: which is essentially a melted spider. So it's soda pop,
Speaker 2: you know, soft drink, adding some different syrups if you want.
Speaker 2: And then half and half, which anyone who has been
Speaker 2: to America and had half and half nose it is
Speaker 2: God's tears, right. Half and half is a mix between
Speaker 2: full cream milk and cream when you put it into
Speaker 2: but it comes in one. When you put it into coffee,
Speaker 2: it's just a silky divine.
Speaker 3: Why don't we have it here because we're.
Speaker 2: Stupid and can't tell you the best thing about the
Speaker 2: Disney cruise that I went on. I went to get
Speaker 2: a coffee and guess what was in the dispenser?
Speaker 3: Half and half.
Speaker 2: Half and half. I basically got underneath it and turned
Speaker 2: into my mouth. But that's the drink, so it's sort
Speaker 2: of like a spider but not without you know, you
Speaker 2: have no ice cream. Anyway, this girl wanted to try it,
Speaker 2: and she was also trying her hand, being a bit
Speaker 2: of a viral sensation as self, so she was filming
Speaker 2: ordering the soft drink. By the way, this girl calls
Speaker 2: diet coke her holy grail, specifically specifically from McDonald's. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she met a woman at the drive in the drive
Speaker 2: through that was destined to be her best friend. Hi's alone, Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Have you seen this.
Speaker 1: Thing that I put this in?
Speaker 2: Die coke? Isn't that a curdle?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 2: Are you doing like that?
Speaker 3: Yes, delicious, I'm obsessed coke zeal and real beer.
Speaker 2: Oh next to you, I'm obsessed with her. So they
Speaker 2: sound like they know each other very well, but they've
Speaker 2: just literally seen each other the first time at a
Speaker 2: drive through window.
Speaker 3: An immediate connection though I and.
Speaker 2: Having said that, I have an immediate connection with the
Speaker 2: girl that takes my hot, it is as close to
Speaker 2: love as I'm ever going to get before.
Speaker 3: We move on.
Speaker 4: I have just noticed as well that obviously in the States,
Speaker 4: you can still get post mixed diet coke.
Speaker 3: Jealous, what do you mean.
Speaker 2: Can't you get post mixed dic cocine? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: But you can't be up set? You're a ziz man.
Speaker 4: You told me I've had to be, haven't I because
Speaker 4: Marc has removed diet coke, So I've had to transferred
Speaker 4: to So what are you gonna do? I don't know,
Speaker 4: You're not show up to work tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You could stay loyal like I have, regardless of zizz macan.
Speaker 3: What happens when I'm going through the drive through, though, well.
Speaker 2: Thensoiled and also disloyal if you're on holiday in Bali
Speaker 2: because you can't get diet coke and gets okay, So
Speaker 2: she met this girl anyway, met this girl. Their names
Speaker 2: You notice I'm avoiding using their names because I find
Speaker 2: it confusing. No, this one's okay, Raquel, I understand. And
Speaker 2: then the girl at the drive through at Maca's. Her
Speaker 2: name is Mark Kelia. Oh cool, But then her surname
Speaker 2: is Skelly.
Speaker 3: Markela Skelly. That's a lot of skelly.
Speaker 2: Okay, sounds like it spelled Mary Potter does. Anyway, Then
Speaker 2: the girl, the original girl who wanted the diet Coke, Raquel,
Speaker 2: goes back. She posts that photograph, that that video footage.
Speaker 2: First two tops, six million people watch it, then it
Speaker 2: climbs to twelve million. She decides to go back, clearly
Speaker 2: to make a little bit more, you know coin anyway,
Speaker 2: you won't believe who's at the window again. Oh god,
Speaker 2: have you seen the video?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are six million views.
Speaker 1: We have to try the Ruby or Cooke situation.
Speaker 3: Oh, Phil, I came yesterday.
Speaker 6: They were like, we can't give you her information because
Speaker 6: they think I'm a stalker.
Speaker 3: But I was like, no, we're.
Speaker 1: Back to we found her Mark Halia.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's another look, there's another break of
Speaker 2: them getting to know each other. But we've crept on
Speaker 2: so much about all sorts of things. We run out
Speaker 2: of times.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hey, we're talking about best friends and how if you've
Speaker 2: got one, if you're lucky enough to have one. You know,
Speaker 2: not everybody has a best friend. You and I do. Jack, Yes,
Speaker 2: and it's each other. No, we each have separate best friends,
Speaker 2: and we are very fortunate, and we know that. I
Speaker 2: always feel like it. You need to mention that, because
Speaker 2: you sort of take it for granted when you've got one.
Speaker 2: It's very very special.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's rare.
Speaker 2: Yeah. These two women basically fell in best friend love
Speaker 2: at the McDonald's drive through. One was in the window. God,
Speaker 2: I love that jingle.
Speaker 3: Man, it makes me hungry.
Speaker 2: Oh, it just makes me happy. Inside one O one
Speaker 2: was saying, can I take your order please? And the
Speaker 2: other one was giving your order and the rest is history.
Speaker 2: They are best friends, went viral on TikTok if you
Speaker 2: don't hardly mind.
Speaker 4: And now they're doing tiktoks together. Try and Drinks thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten. How did you meet your best you?
Speaker 4: Was it in a unique place?
Speaker 2: Hey, Linda, Hello, Where'd you meet your bestie?
Speaker 7: It was over thirty years ago on a year seven
Speaker 7: camping trip. We were grouped together for the first time
Speaker 7: to go canoeing, our first experience, and we were heard
Speaker 7: screaming trying to keep our balance from the hills and
Speaker 7: the cabins our friends as we were troddening back or
Speaker 7: wet soaking wet because we had fallen in the water
Speaker 7: so we couldn't keep our balance. But it was so
Speaker 7: much fun and friends over thirty years.
Speaker 2: Isn't that amazing? Later? Yeah, and had you been at
Speaker 2: the same school or class or whatever beforehand? But had never?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: No, We met in year seven and we reflect back
Speaker 7: to it even today and how amazing our journey's been.
Speaker 7: Now we're mums with four kys beach amongst us. Wow,
Speaker 7: So it's been a journey and we love that memory
Speaker 7: because it was so much fun first time we met
Speaker 7: and first time canoeing then it was it was a
Speaker 7: lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Do you have canoe tattoos now, Linda?
Speaker 7: Oh look I still have. I still get nervous going
Speaker 7: into a canoe.
Speaker 3: Today, But I mean, how awful's canoeing? Just quietly?
Speaker 2: You could never do a show.
Speaker 3: Linda.
Speaker 4: You've got a Neutrable at Fleet from Neutrable at the
Speaker 4: number one personal blender brand in the world.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't I don't need to speak to
Speaker 2: Linda again. But if I could, I would say, why
Speaker 2: are you afraid of getting in the canoe? You sched
Speaker 2: and meet another best friend? Haye, Finny fin hate Finn? Oh,
Speaker 2: where'd you meet your best friend?
Speaker 8: I met my best friend through I volunteer at Tarnazoo
Speaker 8: and came on a shift. It was her and her
Speaker 8: her old best friend was there.
Speaker 9: Got to talking to them.
Speaker 8: To be honest, in the beginning, I thought she was
Speaker 8: a little bit weird and I thought a little bit wacky.
Speaker 9: But then she texted me.
Speaker 8: I got her Instagram. She texted me later that day saying, hey,
Speaker 8: how do you know if a guy likes you? We
Speaker 8: I gave her my number. We started talking and I
Speaker 8: met this guy that she liked, and yeah, we've been
Speaker 8: us three for me my, she's now my best friend
Speaker 8: and this guy have been like we've threating like a
Speaker 8: best friend like trio since for almost two years.
Speaker 3: It's giving throple, Oh my god, it's giving.
Speaker 2: It's giving. This is an old reference. I'm pretty in pink.
Speaker 2: It's exactly the are you ducky? Fin is ducky? Aren't
Speaker 2: you ducky?
Speaker 4: Your ducky Phinn, We're going to send you in Fin
Speaker 4: has no idea what you're saying, we're going to send
Speaker 4: you a.
Speaker 3: Neutrable at flip from utuble. Let's finish with it.
Speaker 2: I always talk to Finn so much and like, really
Speaker 2: get to the bottom of it, don't you. He really
Speaker 2: had me. There was like we'll get twists and turns
Speaker 2: and windy roads and is it a boys a girl?
Speaker 2: Like what's going on?
Speaker 4: I want to ask how the copy barries are Tarronga,
Speaker 4: but we don't have time. Kristin thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 4: how did you meet your bestie?
Speaker 10: Hi, guys of the show, Hey, I just want to
Speaker 10: say it's not my bestie. So back in nineteen eighty seven, Jack,
Speaker 10: I know that was a long time ago for you.
Speaker 10: I was sweet sixteen seventeen and I was also in
Speaker 10: the McDonald's drive through and I met the love of
Speaker 10: my life back then through the drive through. He would
Speaker 10: come through and order a big mac and I would
Speaker 10: have forced us did you like fries?
Speaker 2: With that?
Speaker 7: And it turned out I was his fries and we
Speaker 7: kind of.
Speaker 10: Lived happily ever after until he went to God about
Speaker 10: eight years and it was beautiful.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a beautiful story.
Speaker 4: Christ Did you have the drive through? Did you like
Speaker 4: always go and eat big macs together.
Speaker 3: On your anniversary.
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, there was always a big mac here.
Speaker 3: That was a fair question.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show put a little dilemma for you.
Speaker 2: I think I might have just stolen somebody's food from
Speaker 2: the kitchen, which you know is a no no. So
Speaker 2: we've got two big fridges here, yes, at Nova, and
Speaker 2: people with their lunches in there, the people that the
Speaker 2: work here and they want to bring their lunch from home.
Speaker 2: Fair enough. Well, I was digging around for what we had,
Speaker 2: and I left over a little set of baguette which
Speaker 2: I toasted, and then there's free cheese. I just sort
Speaker 2: of cobbled together a weird tuna salads. Quite nice. It
Speaker 2: was quite nice. Anyway. On my travels in the fridge,
Speaker 2: I found two punnets of the mini Roama tomatoes, so
Speaker 2: not small version, but they were all sort of you
Speaker 2: know when they're just about to go and they're sort
Speaker 2: of pucket and wrinkly and soft. Anyway, I saw those
Speaker 2: just grabbing my own bosom. Anyway, I saw them and
Speaker 2: I went, oh, that they're obviously been forgotten by somebody.
Speaker 2: I'm going to throw them into a pan with some
Speaker 2: olive oil and salt and pepper and cook them down,
Speaker 2: and then maybe tomorrow you and I might have a
Speaker 2: pasta sauce or fry an egg and put it on there.
Speaker 2: Or the person who actually owns the tomatoes, you know,
Speaker 2: can use them anyway. Someone said, are they your tomatoes?
Speaker 2: I thought, technically no, they're not.
Speaker 3: They are now, but they.
Speaker 2: Were about to be nobodies.
Speaker 1: Is that stealing?
Speaker 2: They were about to go in the bin. I think
Speaker 2: it saved them.
Speaker 3: I want to say.
Speaker 4: I mean I thieve from the work fridges as well,
Speaker 4: so I don't think as well.
Speaker 2: I didn't throw them out and I didn't eat them.
Speaker 3: But you've cooked with them, haven't you did? You just
Speaker 3: cooked with them.
Speaker 2: I just threw them in a pan with olive oil
Speaker 2: and slow cooked them so that they're not wasted.
Speaker 4: I think that's fine. I think in the work fridge
Speaker 4: it's fair game. Also, like you said, they're about to
Speaker 4: pass away those tomatoes.
Speaker 2: That's it. Look after your tomatoes? Are your tomatoes? Look
Speaker 2: after me?
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, Chrissy's Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Liz, Hi, Lizyris. How are you? Oh Elizabeth, Lizzie?
Speaker 10: I have missed you from Big Brother days?
Speaker 2: My friend, you've missed me. I have not gone anywhere.
Speaker 2: Is I have not stopped working to take a breath
Speaker 2: since the day that show wrapped.
Speaker 9: I know I love it.
Speaker 2: I love you, and I was just talking to a
Speaker 2: friend of mine this morning going it is astounding how
Speaker 2: many people straight away go, oh I loved you and
Speaker 2: Big Brother twenty one years?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 2: I love it me too? Feels like yesterday.
Speaker 4: If they asked you to go back in for three
Speaker 4: months and you got to just disconnect from everyone and switch.
Speaker 3: Off, would you do it?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, I would hate that. Pack my bags? Where
Speaker 2: is Mike Goldmanit? I just my glasses on top?
Speaker 8: Great?
Speaker 2: This is on with my eyes.
Speaker 3: Tom. Have you in Sonderella or is it Scoundrel? Or
Speaker 3: is it Soundrel?
Speaker 2: Or is it sonder Oh?
Speaker 6: Hello above Trell?
Speaker 1: How are you going Sondrell?
Speaker 2: What a great name was that from?
Speaker 6: Oh god, I'd probably be a millionaire by now. Someone
Speaker 6: I've got a dollar per person that has asked me
Speaker 6: the big question?
Speaker 2: Good? How annoying for you? Have you? I still want
Speaker 2: to know?
Speaker 3: Have you asked your parents? Were they had they had
Speaker 3: a few BEVs.
Speaker 6: I've lost both my parents. Unfortunately, you can't so a bit.
Speaker 6: I know that day just to play tennis with his
Speaker 6: ladies when he was younger, and she had a daughter
Speaker 6: named Sondrell and dad mum and dad took six years
Speaker 6: to fall pregnant with me. So Dad mentioned it to
Speaker 6: mum and then they loved it. But yeah, our surname
Speaker 6: was Smith, so oh, very unusual.
Speaker 2: So a very exotic first name. Yeah, and then Smith
Speaker 2: on the end. Well, good luck to both of you,
Speaker 2: Liz and Sondrell, the great sondrel Antwony.
Speaker 4: I'm going to put another three hundred dollars minimax about
Speaker 4: your inside the bum bag because we're coming up to
Speaker 4: Christmas and I'm feeling generous this week.
Speaker 2: You're embarrassed about what just happened.
Speaker 3: We're just going to not talk about that question.
Speaker 2: Number one, Oh your names are your buzzers best of five.
Speaker 2: First person to get three ounced quick wins the game
Speaker 2: and we'll walk away with the money. Can't buy it
Speaker 2: because he's wanted. He a bum bag and Jack's shame price.
Speaker 3: Question number one, in which.
Speaker 2: Canadian city to Taylor Swift wrap up? Lise errors? Yes, Liz.
Speaker 7: Thancouver.
Speaker 3: It is Vancouver, she's on the scoreboard. Question number two.
Speaker 2: Nathan Cleary is an Australian professional rugby league footballer. Yes,
Speaker 2: le it's.
Speaker 3: Rabbit robbed.
Speaker 2: To be one of the other pend Panthers. Question number
Speaker 2: three Disney star Raven Simone. That's so Raven is celebrating
Speaker 2: her Oh, I've just answered that is celebrating her thirty
Speaker 2: ninth birthday today. Can you name the Disney show she's
Speaker 2: starting from two thousand and three to two thousand and seven. Ladies,
Speaker 2: she just said girls. I literally just said it. Sorry,
Speaker 2: that's so Raven. That was the most obnoxious show I've
Speaker 2: ever watched. She was a little bit annoying, a little bit.
Speaker 3: Like a lot so much.
Speaker 4: Question number four. Currently there is only one point to
Speaker 4: Liz on the scoreboard.
Speaker 3: You know what it was?
Speaker 2: She was never as cute is Rudy Huxtable and they
Speaker 2: still still gave her a spin off series. It was
Speaker 2: never gonna work. Question number four, in which season is
Speaker 2: daytime the longest?
Speaker 5: Liz, yes, stays in our Lives?
Speaker 2: Wait, hurry, wait, okay, let's just let's just backtrack. So
Speaker 2: the question is in which season is daytime the longest?
Speaker 2: And you answered days of our Lives?
Speaker 3: What you think? Show?
Speaker 2: Want to give you? Lise a point for that? I
Speaker 2: love about it.
Speaker 4: Let's see if Liz knows the answer though, In which
Speaker 4: season is daytime the longest?
Speaker 3: Go Liz, Summer. It is summer, two points to Liz.
Speaker 3: Question number five.
Speaker 2: How many top friends were you allowed to have on MySpace?
Speaker 2: Top friends? Liz, Yes, Liz five Sondrel, the Great Sondrel. Oh,
Speaker 2: so look it's a Liberati character, the Great Chandel.
Speaker 3: I'm just not talking.
Speaker 2: I think she said no.
Speaker 3: I don't. Question number six, this is for the win, Liz.
Speaker 2: According, I know it's exhausting busy according to an old
Speaker 2: wives tale? What keeps the doctor away?
Speaker 4: Sondrell an apple? Yes, she's on the gore board. Question
Speaker 4: number seven, just just wanting to just ask.
Speaker 2: The question in which Australian city does the Momber Festival
Speaker 2: take Please Lizz Melbourne.
Speaker 1: It is Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Of course we would know because you are talking to
Speaker 2: a former Queen of Moomber.
Speaker 3: Of course, the monarch.
Speaker 4: The monarch, Liz, you have won the bum bag and
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Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show. The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: And I'm mad for a Google search, I mean everyone is.
Speaker 3: I don't know what did we do without it?
Speaker 4: Well, apparently you guys would have to go and get
Speaker 4: a book or an encyclopedia.
Speaker 2: I know that is so shocking to you, but that
Speaker 2: is true.
Speaker 3: How awful and the books.
Speaker 2: You realize books don't get automatically updated like the Internet. No,
Speaker 2: they were fifteen years old and I was still using
Speaker 2: them as references for you know, gross domestic products of countries.
Speaker 4: And yeah, did you just like walk around feeling like
Speaker 4: you didn't know anything?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did?
Speaker 3: And why are you loving me? Tom?
Speaker 2: I did? I didn't And do you know why? Because
Speaker 2: I didn't know anything. And what's worse is there was
Speaker 2: no way of finding out. I had all the exact
Speaker 2: same quantity of questions about stuff. Yeah, but no way
Speaker 2: to get the answer.
Speaker 3: Except read a book.
Speaker 2: The answer is not in the book. You I'm not
Speaker 2: going to go down to Hawthorne Library and look up
Speaker 2: on the on the microfish. That's the thing. That's what
Speaker 2: I say. And my kids, you are so lucky.
Speaker 3: Legit, how good is twenty twenty four?
Speaker 2: I'm so excited about the Internet in Google.
Speaker 4: I mean, full disclosure. This is our last week on air.
Speaker 4: We are still live with you, and the wheels are
Speaker 4: falling off today. I think if you were that last
Speaker 4: quiz break, you'll understand why.
Speaker 2: Like one of the wheels is rolling down Clarendon straight.
Speaker 2: I can see it from here. Anyway, let's talk about
Speaker 2: Google searches. And I was going to do mine.
Speaker 3: We just don't have time busy yapping.
Speaker 2: Here are the top three. Yeah, US selection, Olympic Medal
Speaker 2: tally and Euros. If I meet somebody and they're there
Speaker 2: top three Google searchers, I'm calling the police. I'm going
Speaker 2: to say, what are you doing in within one hundred
Speaker 2: meters of me?
Speaker 3: Because you know you're not.
Speaker 4: Allowed because it's such they're such boring, Tom, that's so boring.
Speaker 4: The US election. I get the Euros.
Speaker 2: Bet are four and five and six Okay, I don't
Speaker 2: know what six is, but four is Leeam Payne, five
Speaker 2: is Taylor Swift. Now we're getting into my Google searches
Speaker 2: and six is connection connections. What is that?
Speaker 3: Does that mean? Thirteen twenty four ten? If you know
Speaker 3: what that means.
Speaker 2: Then there's COPA America T twenty World Cup Ei.
Speaker 4: Okay, We've got to keep pushing on ticket ticket tech
Speaker 4: marketplace gammers.
Speaker 2: What sort of an idiot looks up ticket tech marketplace? Well,
Speaker 2: frankly anything with marketplace in the back. I was looking
Speaker 2: for a I was looking for a table for my kids,
Speaker 2: and I nearly got scammed. I would have been scammed
Speaker 2: if I was just a little bit less, you know,
Speaker 2: a god. Yeah, I'll tell you that story tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You will love it. Okay, great sleuthing.
Speaker 2: Then the wheelchair ten is Paralympics okay.
Speaker 4: And then we also had the most googled how to questions.
Speaker 2: What is this about?
Speaker 3: And one of them hasten Number five has really stumped you?
Speaker 2: And I was that with number one, how to watch
Speaker 2: Olympics Australia. Turn on your bloody television, open your eyes seriously.
Speaker 2: Question number five how to mew?
Speaker 4: Now, between you and I we generally know most things.
Speaker 4: Of course, we can help each other out. But we
Speaker 4: had no idea what mewing was.
Speaker 2: It's spelt mew, and I know that word, but I
Speaker 2: thought it was an alternative word for me owing, which
Speaker 2: of course I do most nights up and down my hallway.
Speaker 4: That I can picture, that I can picture. It doesn't
Speaker 4: mean that though. It is a technique in which the
Speaker 4: tongue is placed on the root of the mouth, roof
Speaker 4: the roof, Oh wow, the roof of the mouth.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to make you look more jeury, you matched
Speaker 2: in the face?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten Do you mew? Have you tried mewing?
Speaker 4: Has mewing helped redefine your jaw shape? We're gonna take
Speaker 4: your calls after TLC.
Speaker 2: How do you meal?
Speaker 3: If we're not taking off air the Crissy Swan Show?
Speaker 2: We need to learn how to mew? Because it was
Speaker 2: the top one of the top most googled how to questions.
Speaker 2: Isn't this sweet? Your sweet kids?
Speaker 1: Men?
Speaker 2: Number seven? How to talk to women? Worry about it?
Speaker 2: Quick wear your head anyway? Number five was how to mew?
Speaker 2: And I thought that was just meowing like a kitten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it wasn't which you admitted that you go
Speaker 4: up and down your steps doing I do me, which
Speaker 4: is quite alarming, and also for mewing swanny on the
Speaker 4: most googled searches number six was connections, and you and
Speaker 4: I weren't sure what that was, but Ruby, I believe
Speaker 4: knows real there.
Speaker 2: Hello, what is connections?
Speaker 11: Connections just like another one of the New York Times
Speaker 11: games like wordle, but better.
Speaker 2: Oh does it still involve words?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 11: You get like sixteen tiles with words, like random words,
Speaker 11: and they each fit into like one of four categories.
Speaker 2: Which is harder. Connections are wordle.
Speaker 11: Oh, connections easily?
Speaker 6: They get really abstract.
Speaker 3: You'll hate it with You're a good You're a word nerd, though.
Speaker 2: Word word get I get obsessed.
Speaker 4: I dream of wordle, Ruby, Priceline, pharmacy voucher for you.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen. We're asking do you new and can
Speaker 4: you explain to us what?
Speaker 2: Yes, Julie, and you're an authority on it? How are you?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 9: I'm ten and everybody at school?
Speaker 5: Does it all right?
Speaker 2: What does it look like? Is it just for photos
Speaker 2: or is it like a facial exercise?
Speaker 9: Oh, it's like it's sort of like a facial exercise,
Speaker 9: so like you have your finger twice against your lips
Speaker 9: and then you drag your finger down your jewel line.
Speaker 3: Sorry, just shot.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you put your singing down your jaw line, okay,
Speaker 5: on the outside.
Speaker 9: It's supposed to make it shoffle.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it feels really good, does feel?
Speaker 3: I reckon?
Speaker 2: We keep a lot of tension in our jaws, we do.
Speaker 4: I can feel like a little muscle ball at the
Speaker 4: end of the Yes, Hey, Julie, we're going to send
Speaker 4: you a family past to Paddington in Peru, which is
Speaker 4: in Cinema's January one for the school holes.
Speaker 3: That's good, Thank you, my pleasure.
Speaker 4: He wasn't through, Okay, Vanessa, can you tell us what
Speaker 4: mewing is?
Speaker 5: So my daughter a little the time she thinks it's cool,
Speaker 5: which is kind of like you outline your drawlne like
Speaker 5: you trace it from the from your ear down to
Speaker 5: your jaw. And they do it to each other as
Speaker 5: well at school. So if you have your head down,
Speaker 5: if you can use someone so kind of like, you
Speaker 5: can do it to them as well.
Speaker 2: Where does it come from from the word mew.
Speaker 5: Well, it's like one of those words that that you know,
Speaker 5: they just just is in at the moment to be honest,
Speaker 5: and you kind of go, where did that come from?
Speaker 1: But it's really weird?
Speaker 2: Is it almost? Is it like a gentle massage thing.
Speaker 2: I went to a facial therapist once who basically just
Speaker 2: punched my face for forty five minutes to relieve the pressure.
Speaker 2: I came out looking like I had a facelift. It
Speaker 2: was amazing. But I think that she she like, you know,
Speaker 2: she was the first to mute.
Speaker 3: She mewed first, Yes, mew mute.
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Speaker 2: about Sabrina Carpenter and her duet with Chapel Ryan. I
Speaker 2: saw the headlines and I was excited because I love
Speaker 2: these two gilts. Yes, and you saw what song they
Speaker 2: were singing, didn't It was a Christmas special.
Speaker 3: It was am song.
Speaker 2: It is Last Christmas, the best Christmas song of all time? Really, yep,
Speaker 2: it sounds like and probably don't do you know what
Speaker 2: a record player is?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, friends, So you know when you when you have
Speaker 2: the speed on the wrong speed for the size of the.
Speaker 3: Album, and it sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like. It sounds like it's on
Speaker 2: the wrong speed and if you were looking at it,
Speaker 2: it would be warping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I like them both. I love the song.
Speaker 3: No, have you watched the special yet on Netflix?
Speaker 2: I haven't. I've seen something. I've seen little snippets of
Speaker 2: the two of them. It looks weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I watched it last night.
Speaker 4: It's called a Nonsense Christmas, which is a play on
Speaker 4: her song nonsense Yeah, which is that song she changes
Speaker 4: the outros for yes it was. It felt to me
Speaker 4: like they've tried to rip off an SNL episode.
Speaker 2: So whose idea was it? Is it her record company
Speaker 2: trying to make her say the biggest start?
Speaker 3: I'd say Netflix came to her with a lot of money.
Speaker 2: What do you think that she needs to just chill?
Speaker 3: I really like said Katsu.
Speaker 4: I enjoyed it, but it's quite It was quite sexually charged.
Speaker 3: I felt for a Netflix special, and I feel like.
Speaker 2: It's unusual that she's doing that when her X is
Speaker 2: all in the headline.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I know, but I reckon they would
Speaker 4: have recorded this like three months ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no doubt.
Speaker 3: And the reason you.
Speaker 4: Do need to watch it, there was two big ticks
Speaker 4: for you, Shania Twain, isn't it and stares a duet
Speaker 4: with Sad. She looks unrecognizable, like twenty six years old?
Speaker 3: Has she been reborn?
Speaker 2: I would love to talk to her. Do you know
Speaker 2: her backstory? Like her life?
Speaker 3: Not well enough?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You know that her parents died in
Speaker 2: a car accident when she was like thirteen. She raised
Speaker 2: her entire younger family as their parents. Yeah, that's amazing, extraordinary.
Speaker 2: There is a documentary.
Speaker 3: Okay, you should watch it. I will.
Speaker 2: And what was the other thing?
Speaker 4: The other one is remember Megan Stalter from Hacks. That's
Speaker 4: hilarious to me. Megan Salter, she is the star of it.
Speaker 3: I love her. She's in it. So you've got to
Speaker 3: watch it just to just to see her.
Speaker 2: Have you seen it?
Speaker 3: Tom?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just saw you freeze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to watch it.
Speaker 8: A gay.
Speaker 2: Gay hey, speaking of a sad sad people. Herb growers
Speaker 2: have a bumper season of herbs, but no one to
Speaker 2: buy them because they're too expensive.
Speaker 4: Well why don't they lower prices if they've got so many.
Speaker 2: Well that would be a great, a great thing to do.
Speaker 2: But I'm just I'm just checking in with you. How
Speaker 2: are you? How are you going with your little you know,
Speaker 2: capreaves it? And and you're training of another salady herbie thing?
Speaker 2: What about your dill froms on your salmon bagel?
Speaker 3: I love deal and I love basil.
Speaker 2: And what about all the that you're throwing into your
Speaker 2: buzz buzzle.
Speaker 3: I've got lots of it.
Speaker 2: Well then you've got you'll have more because you've got
Speaker 2: so much money to spend on things.
Speaker 3: This, this is sad for the farmers if they're not
Speaker 3: getting well.
Speaker 2: It doesn't really make sense, does it. Herb growers report
Speaker 2: a bumper sea and they've got so much, but then
Speaker 2: demand stagnates in the cost of living crisis. News flash,
Speaker 2: two for five dollars, right, two for five, I'll give
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Speaker 2: our misery. We've lost our minds. You do realize we've
Speaker 2: still got three more days live on air.
Speaker 4: I know, I do know that, and sliding to our
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