Speaker 1: Jason lie on over one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody working Monday morning, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: And what a beautiful Monday it's going to be.
Speaker 3: Oh is it Starner?
Speaker 1: Twenty seven? Spoker sucker.
Speaker 4: Thank god I turned off the pool.
Speaker 3: So we're getting our first taste of summer.
Speaker 4: Well we are off the pool heater, otherwise would be
Speaker 4: overheating today.
Speaker 1: Oh can we start the song with that show? She
Speaker 1: feels like summer?
Speaker 3: Is that thirsty?
Speaker 2: Mark? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, you're.
Speaker 2: Thinking of us summer baby?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have what are we now?
Speaker 1: We're twenty fourth, it's one month until Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: It's a week until summer, a.
Speaker 1: Week until summer exactly, one month where.
Speaker 2: Let's play all summer songs like a Yeah, i'd feel
Speaker 2: like today of the summer in twenty seven? Did you
Speaker 2: say twenty seven?
Speaker 1: Yep, I'm ready for your out. I was hot last night.
Speaker 5: In a T shirt.
Speaker 1: Please grow on the.
Speaker 2: Beerd Out knows that I haven't grown my beard out
Speaker 2: for a while, and I've got a real tuft of
Speaker 2: grain there. I thought, you, you know, what is that distinguished?
Speaker 6: You kind of just looked at it.
Speaker 4: See, I thought he looked like he had a two
Speaker 4: pay when I arrive.
Speaker 1: You think, do you think growing the beard outs that
Speaker 1: made the feathers on top of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the way he's.
Speaker 2: I didn't really.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's going to grow a bed long
Speaker 1: enough that he can wrap it around his head?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 7: Well, you know what works? Time might give it a crack. Yes, seriously,
Speaker 7: they never have a nice weekend.
Speaker 1: Bulla, bulla. I went to Fiji for the weekend to
Speaker 1: work to host a conference.
Speaker 4: Did you wear the klf tan for the MC?
Speaker 1: I didn't get it Camilla calf down, but I did
Speaker 1: panic and Jays, I know you don't like the heat.
Speaker 1: It was hot and humid and mosquito seasoned.
Speaker 2: And if there's one.
Speaker 1: Thing I hate, I can do the community, I can
Speaker 1: do the heat. But if there is one thing I hate,
Speaker 1: it's mosquito.
Speaker 3: Did you have any when you were sleeping?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: And then you get up and you have the fight
Speaker 1: and you're like right where where are you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was hot?
Speaker 4: And did you have one of those nets over your bed?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I wish I had to hear it.
Speaker 1: They said, we'll we have because I was for a conference,
Speaker 1: so there were like five hundred people, so they basically
Speaker 1: the whole hotel was booked and they're like, we don't
Speaker 1: have any of the rooms that was booked for you
Speaker 1: available and I was like, okay, that's fine.
Speaker 6: I didn't book it.
Speaker 1: And they said, so we've upgraded you to an ocean
Speaker 1: front but it's got two beds.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the twin.
Speaker 1: Chair the twin double bed instead of and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's fine, I'm on my own twin beds.
Speaker 3: Did you have a h No.
Speaker 1: I didn't because one was a suitcase pect exactly. It
Speaker 1: means meant the room was bigger because I had the
Speaker 1: suitcase bet And the only problem was they put me
Speaker 1: on the ocean front next to the adults only pool,
Speaker 1: which I had two hours was off one day and
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna have a nap and they
Speaker 1: had it like a raging party there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, would have been on the car.
Speaker 1: They went on. There was lots of buffets going, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Good for a buffet.
Speaker 4: They swim up, swim up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't swim. I was working the whole time.
Speaker 4: Just remember when I get in the water once.
Speaker 6: I didn't get in the water once.
Speaker 2: Really, I was working.
Speaker 4: What a stitch up that is as well a conference in.
Speaker 6: What was a travel It was travel. Hello to all
Speaker 6: my new friends.
Speaker 2: Hello world.
Speaker 1: Everyone had led with the name of actually yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is so dorky, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is amazing. Every time I saw someone, I was
Speaker 1: just like high Clint and then they didn't know if
Speaker 1: we'd own each other or not. Just quick clanks down.
Speaker 1: I saw none of huge letters. I love. That was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing this, and I was like, this is amazing.
Speaker 1: Everyone there. I didn't have to introduce myself. Hello Jason, Hello.
Speaker 1: It was great. See, it was great every everyone.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I about?
Speaker 2: I love? When you arrive, they sing the song and
Speaker 2: they play the bellow song, the welcome song, and then
Speaker 2: when you leave they played the goodbye song. I never
Speaker 2: got the song. Didn't you get the song?
Speaker 3: I never got So what do you mean you didn't
Speaker 3: get the song? You must get get the.
Speaker 1: Song and played the long have the big log?
Speaker 9: I love?
Speaker 4: They did the log near the pool, but I thought
Speaker 4: that means like lunches.
Speaker 2: Is open. It's like hit the log the log when
Speaker 2: do we eat?
Speaker 1: Big boy wants food?
Speaker 7: And I find like I remember when we rocked up
Speaker 7: last time we went, Archie was only like, you know,
Speaker 7: almost two, and the big Fijian guy just comes out
Speaker 7: and grabs him and takes.
Speaker 2: Him away.
Speaker 1: A man club.
Speaker 7: No, no, they were just like all playing with him
Speaker 7: and stuff. But they're passing him around. All the staff
Speaker 7: were just turning him around like a football. Awesome four
Speaker 7: and a half hour flight.
Speaker 1: I was got two bigger kids, you want to pass
Speaker 1: them around? He came home. It was too hot. You
Speaker 1: know what. I actually understood your tantrum about it being
Speaker 1: too hot morning to go home. There was a moment
Speaker 1: on Sunday morning when I was Saturday night sorry, when
Speaker 1: I was like, it's at least seven hundred degrees here
Speaker 1: than it got hotter at night. It does the somewhere
Speaker 1: down and it got hotter, and I was like, what
Speaker 1: is going on in Fiji?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: Left?
Speaker 6: Then the mosquitos coming?
Speaker 7: Yea hey, yeah, guys, we're going a big show coming
Speaker 7: up today. Laddy Gaga is coming. When you hear us
Speaker 7: play Gaga today, you can score tickets.
Speaker 2: Tickets.
Speaker 1: Oh, we must play the welcome song in the farewell
Speaker 1: song when she.
Speaker 2: Leaves his holiday, is that the words?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. Lady Gaga who doesn't want tickets to
Speaker 1: that show. She is amazing live.
Speaker 4: You have a choice. First song it is.
Speaker 1: DJ Savvy that one Boys the Summer that one?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What else have we got our summer reces tonight?
Speaker 7: I think I think it's a Brian not too hectic
Speaker 7: for a let's in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Come on, Brian, guys, wear are weeks out from summer?
Speaker 1: A week?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 2: A week?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 2: It?
Speaker 1: First? December?
Speaker 7: Sky sunshine tops of twenty seven? We are going for today.
Speaker 7: It's going to be a sparkler.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look where you were ready? And you know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing tonight? Clint coming over?
Speaker 2: I shall come over.
Speaker 1: I'm going early. I've decided.
Speaker 2: I was always are you doing the tree?
Speaker 1: I was always a December one girl? But you know
Speaker 1: what I've decided, I'm putting it up a month before Christmas.
Speaker 1: Today it's the twenty fourth of November. In one month's time,
Speaker 1: the big man in Redd is coming. Tonight is the
Speaker 1: night I've invited my family over.
Speaker 6: We like making a.
Speaker 1: Little event of putting up the Christmas tree, and Cleantse
Speaker 1: obviously like my little sister. So he's coming.
Speaker 3: How are you going new so tonight?
Speaker 2: What tree?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did have a naked tree, but that it
Speaker 1: was just the lights.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was. I was just like, I want to
Speaker 4: come out.
Speaker 1: No, it's not a naked party. I also last year,
Speaker 1: I think we put the tree up in a rush.
Speaker 1: We didn't have any kind of fan fair. This year,
Speaker 1: I'm having fan fair, and I don't think I can
Speaker 1: invite everyone over for a Christmas tree decorating party and
Speaker 1: then we'll Marina decorate the tree.
Speaker 3: Marina's coming, Marina pro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there'll be carols tonight. From tonight, I'm playing Christmas Carols.
Speaker 1: Do you know I need some fist?
Speaker 2: You need some joy?
Speaker 4: Do you know how to pass life?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Here we go?
Speaker 3: What you're a caroller?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: No, I was actually one of the crew that would
Speaker 7: set up the Christmas trees at David Jones.
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 3: Did they give you like a little upgrade during Christmas time?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: They were just they take me out of electrical selling
Speaker 7: TV's over priced TV to old people.
Speaker 1: Did they give you a mood board? Because I find
Speaker 1: it overwhelming. I'm gonna have to get on Pinterest today
Speaker 1: and decide what Because when I said to me we're
Speaker 1: doing the Christmas tree, she said, what's your theme?
Speaker 2: This year. I was like, they do the same theme
Speaker 2: as last year. You know, do you need any currently?
Speaker 1: People mixed up? I only like red and gold. I
Speaker 1: don't want any other colors on my tree.
Speaker 7: David Jones would swap out the trees every two years,
Speaker 7: and they they came pre decorated.
Speaker 1: So what exactly did you do?
Speaker 4: You took it out of the box for the basement?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, see, I love a real Christmas tree, but
Speaker 1: I bought one of those big, bougie pre lit ones.
Speaker 1: I'm so much.
Speaker 4: Eesier you put me onto that last You've got.
Speaker 1: One good, But I think I want to get a small,
Speaker 1: real one for the front of the house.
Speaker 4: So I still smell my opening bloody departments.
Speaker 2: I'm going on festive. I'm so you're home for Christmas? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can come with a standaways. Next Saturday we go
Speaker 2: to the Christmas tree farm.
Speaker 6: I don't think you will be doing that next Saturday
Speaker 6: in the morning.
Speaker 7: Hang on, haven't we got our Christmas party on the
Speaker 7: Friday night?
Speaker 4: Yes? Next morning, chop down a tree.
Speaker 1: I've actually never done the Christmas tree farm thing. I
Speaker 1: would like to do that.
Speaker 2: You like the Griswolds, Ye, John Strap his dad's got
Speaker 2: a ute, and he'll well, he's like the transportation. So
Speaker 2: you grab your tree, put it in the back, and
Speaker 2: then he goes around to each everyone's houses and he
Speaker 2: puts it up for us.
Speaker 4: Should you a real tree now that I've got?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you spent all that money on the fake present.
Speaker 1: Your house is so big you could have two, you could.
Speaker 4: Have three trees.
Speaker 2: And when you find when you find your tree, you know,
Speaker 2: you're like, yep, that's me, that's my Christmas. You go
Speaker 2: and they come and they they hack it down.
Speaker 4: What about it?
Speaker 1: Can I ask a quick question? How do you know
Speaker 1: which tree is for you?
Speaker 4: It picked you.
Speaker 2: Because a lot of them have got holes in them,
Speaker 2: you know, like you know, they're a bit sort of runty.
Speaker 2: And then he comes with his big ruler and he
Speaker 2: puts a big, big ruler up against it.
Speaker 6: And it is not too tall for your ceiling?
Speaker 2: Well, exactly, paying by the height ischi.
Speaker 4: The Christians?
Speaker 1: If you get the weight to get it for free?
Speaker 2: Actually I think you do.
Speaker 4: What about if we took our own saw and then
Speaker 4: you just didn't scream?
Speaker 2: That's not necessarily good core partner.
Speaker 1: The other thing is what about those horror stories people
Speaker 1: who get the real Christmas trees. They come home and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, banker baby spiders.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that happens, but I can imagine
Speaker 2: it just.
Speaker 7: Goes and then the guy appears out of Now we're
Speaker 7: ready to measure it.
Speaker 2: It's good.
Speaker 3: It's a great adventure.
Speaker 4: It sounds like it after a massive day on the
Speaker 4: booze with the tea.
Speaker 1: I'd like to go to the Christmas tree farm and
Speaker 1: then you return it and they replant it because.
Speaker 2: You've chopped it down.
Speaker 1: No, I thought there was something about you could return
Speaker 1: them and they replant them and take them. There is
Speaker 1: there's some kind of situation.
Speaker 4: They rock up with one of those shredders on the
Speaker 4: back of a truck.
Speaker 2: You just put it on the nature strip and the
Speaker 2: council come and get it.
Speaker 1: It's a long it's a long term play that business,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 6: It really is to have a lot of land, a
Speaker 6: lot of trees.
Speaker 1: So they're already growing them for five years.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what do you think December one they go, let's
Speaker 7: see we're going to.
Speaker 2: Be thriving like they must.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they must be like ten working ten years in advance.
Speaker 2: I think they've got a stockpile. Yeah, so they do
Speaker 2: different different areas. So this this year might be in
Speaker 2: this area and the next year remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's the twenty five season and if you
Speaker 1: want a bigger ones, you got to do a different paddic.
Speaker 2: No, you get a fish in that paddock. Okay, we
Speaker 2: need to find out where the paddock is for next year.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, get a free trip.
Speaker 1: It'd be so small it needs another year of growing.
Speaker 7: Anyway, if you're just joining us, it's a gardening show
Speaker 7: this morning on nover coming up, we'll tell you how
Speaker 7: to get your raise. Push rushing David Teddy swims and
Speaker 7: tones and I this is number one hundred. You are
Speaker 7: on the air with Jason Lauren Clint's here as well.
Speaker 4: Oh, Formula one in the Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: It's always been controversial, never really run smoothly, and there
Speaker 1: was all of the rain leading into it.
Speaker 3: You remember remember year one?
Speaker 2: They were like random potholes the cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Vegas was flooded last week.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, qualifying was it turned twelve they were spinning
Speaker 7: out Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well into the barriers they and then post race yesterday
Speaker 2: shocking scenes Orlando and Oscar disqualified both of them post race.
Speaker 1: Both McLaren's having laps effectively.
Speaker 2: Yeah, low claps, bad flaps or something.
Speaker 7: Flaps driving with one of those giant cocktails hanging around there.
Speaker 3: No, but I think they had a lot.
Speaker 1: Basically, their car was too low to the ground. You
Speaker 1: can't be that close to the ground. So both McLarens
Speaker 1: were being disqualified, which is huge in the race of the.
Speaker 3: Championship because it brings max.
Speaker 2: The driver, the Dutch driver.
Speaker 10: I will look up and see the checkered flag first.
Speaker 10: Maxi Stapen wins the Las Vegas Grand Prix, his name
Speaker 10: up in lights once again for second position.
Speaker 2: It's a wait.
Speaker 10: Red Bull have taken the win with Maxi Stappen. He's
Speaker 10: sixth of the season.
Speaker 3: Six six. It's very hard to say, six.
Speaker 1: Six, sixth. Outside of the drivers to the stars rolled
Speaker 1: into town for Las Vegas Grand Prix.
Speaker 2: Do you see Beyonce was Beyonce driving a race car.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Actually, Beyonce was wearing.
Speaker 4: It was very It looked like a racing suit.
Speaker 1: It was it was. It was like it was a
Speaker 1: passionable racing suit, which made us. Yesterday there was some
Speaker 1: debate amongst my friends how old do you think Beyonce
Speaker 1: is Ah.
Speaker 2: Here we go, she must be forty I'm going to say,
Speaker 2: I'm going to say fifty. No, actually, hang on forty
Speaker 2: seven away, Yeah, I'm saying forty forty five.
Speaker 6: You said fifty this morning.
Speaker 4: I've brought it back a few years.
Speaker 1: Because I was trying to. I was like, I thought
Speaker 1: she was big when I like Destinies child a huge
Speaker 1: in which was the year twoy ten. Anyway, she's forty
Speaker 1: four though I.
Speaker 2: Know she's your vintage vintage and Beyonce.
Speaker 6: But yeah, and ben Affleck was there. He doesn't get
Speaker 6: out in about much.
Speaker 4: She was there, so that that wasn't what caught my attention.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, not Beyonce's outfit.
Speaker 6: The price of food, of course I caught your attention.
Speaker 7: So you go to the MCG talking what's a price
Speaker 7: that you're back at the GD?
Speaker 1: What's bike bucks?
Speaker 2: I think about since twenty now?
Speaker 4: Is it six twenty the G? Do you know how much?
Speaker 4: Do you know how much it was at the point?
Speaker 1: How much I reckon twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: Twenty four dollars and Mary Australia twenty four dollars.
Speaker 1: That would be us. It's about thirty six dollars or.
Speaker 7: Someone posted saying, does that say twenty four dollars for
Speaker 7: a bloody meat pis someone notified the Prime minis.
Speaker 2: That's because they had all the cuisine relating to the
Speaker 2: countries of the drivers. What else they would have had,
Speaker 2: like you know ratfe did that?
Speaker 4: No, they probably would have.
Speaker 1: What else was on the Australian stand.
Speaker 4: There's fish and chips.
Speaker 1: Thirty seven estra dollars for that pie?
Speaker 2: That is, I'm sorry for a little rat coffin, like,
Speaker 2: come on, thirty seven dollars?
Speaker 1: It was it a four and twenty?
Speaker 4: Because you go down to she already express grimm.
Speaker 1: How much are they she already expressed.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure I can go down.
Speaker 1: What's a pie?
Speaker 4: Coss, I'll be back. You're going to check the pies?
Speaker 1: Is there a joke about what's a pie cost?
Speaker 3: What's pik lost?
Speaker 1: I don't know the joke. Does anyone know the joke?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four, Tenny, I've never heard there's a joke
Speaker 1: about what's a pie cost? How's you say something and
Speaker 1: then the person answers with what's pie cost? And then
Speaker 1: you say, oh, about four bucks? But it's not actually
Speaker 1: a joke.
Speaker 2: Where's the toney bit?
Speaker 1: Does anyone know that what's a pie cost joke? Please
Speaker 1: call us their team?
Speaker 4: There is a pike? There is Does.
Speaker 1: Anyone out there and over?
Speaker 2: Seriously?
Speaker 3: You know we're you know we're on Michael's cool.
Speaker 1: Hang on, you know what's I think.
Speaker 4: He works a show with the Express's telling us what
Speaker 4: actually costs there? Oh here, Michael, Michael.
Speaker 1: Hello, good morning, It's Monday morning.
Speaker 4: Michael. Mate, have you heard of this pie jake?
Speaker 5: Basically, just say you got you got a cost on
Speaker 5: your shoulder or something and they go, what's the coast
Speaker 5: that the bakery with stot on your Michael?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it. Okay, Hey, Chase, you've got a
Speaker 1: pipe coast on your shoulder?
Speaker 6: No, okay, I just cleaned this jumper.
Speaker 1: Clint, Hey, you got a pie cost on your shoulder?
Speaker 2: What's a cost?
Speaker 1: About four bucks?
Speaker 2: Get on your microphone, Michael.
Speaker 1: Well done, Thank you and disappointed.
Speaker 7: No worries you screwed that up. This is Noble one
Speaker 7: hundred doco is dropping soon. Actually the big game.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I watched on the weekend?
Speaker 4: Accounting to No, he haven't got around for it yesterday.
Speaker 2: Did you watch ed Sheeran's one shot incredible.
Speaker 4: So the whole thing is one shot.
Speaker 7: It's the Director of Adolescence and basically it starts with
Speaker 7: him at a hall doing sound check. He leaves by
Speaker 7: the side door. You follow him all around New York.
Speaker 7: He ends up back at the theater and now it's
Speaker 7: filled with thousands of people. The lights are up and
Speaker 7: the concerts start.
Speaker 2: Incredible. The three year old watched it. How do you
Speaker 2: watch it?
Speaker 1: How long is it?
Speaker 4: One hour?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: That's good, that's good watching.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So if they screwed up, I want to back
Speaker 4: to the beginning.
Speaker 6: The plane, but I forgot to start.
Speaker 4: Lad it's amazing.
Speaker 7: And what's what's great is like it's just filmed on
Speaker 7: the street. So he gets.
Speaker 1: People like go up to him and stuff don't oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they have to keep moving.
Speaker 7: Yeah, And he gets on a train and he starts
Speaker 7: performing on the train and there is this full nuffy
Speaker 7: just this lady like I love you and she wouldn't
Speaker 7: get out of shot.
Speaker 1: Amazing about it. Does he sing the whole time or
Speaker 1: does he stop to chat?
Speaker 7: He chats and then he's like, you know, so like
Speaker 7: he's got a cab and he's chatting to the guy
Speaker 7: and then he's like, do you mind if I play
Speaker 7: a song?
Speaker 4: Then he plays a.
Speaker 1: Song in a random cab.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then better BTS because I went down a
Speaker 2: real rabbit hole.
Speaker 4: I know we're supposed to talk about the cricket.
Speaker 3: Is he talking?
Speaker 6: I'd rather talk about Edge Sheeran than the cricket.
Speaker 3: Is he talking though?
Speaker 2: Or is he? Is it?
Speaker 7: Just so he got stuck on a double decker sightseeing
Speaker 7: bus and then they hit traffic and he was start
Speaker 7: chatting with these people for ages. So they filmed three takes.
Speaker 7: So they did it all three times, and in it
Speaker 7: there was a guy that proposes to his fiance. She
Speaker 7: had no idea about him.
Speaker 4: He sings perfect because a lot of people use that
Speaker 4: as their wedding song.
Speaker 1: How did they know he was going to propose?
Speaker 2: So like, I'm behind the scenes that organized by this
Speaker 2: guy BTS. There's this Ed fan.
Speaker 7: He had his fiance on the high Line in New
Speaker 7: York and walks around the corner singing perfect and the
Speaker 7: guy proposes.
Speaker 1: Oh, and now it's for the whole world to see.
Speaker 7: And then Ed goes follow me and takes them to
Speaker 7: a nearby bar where all their friends and family are
Speaker 7: they're ready to celebrate, and then Ed gets on a
Speaker 7: little stage there and does another song and then leaves
Speaker 7: them and goes, now get this three takes.
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to watch it. You've seen that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no surprises it spoiler al what happens? What happens? How
Speaker 1: does it end?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Does he live or die in there?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 4: You won't know? You got to watch it.
Speaker 3: I think he will be one scene. There'll be a surprise.
Speaker 1: Incredible, is it?
Speaker 2: Bts?
Speaker 4: You know what it's about to you next? Is the
Speaker 4: best bit?
Speaker 1: It's fine, we'll watch it and find out ourselves. And
Speaker 1: only goes for one hour.
Speaker 2: We got fifty five minutes there.
Speaker 1: Tell us looking him he wants to tell us what happened?
Speaker 6: Come on and then what happens?
Speaker 4: That was that behind the scenes?
Speaker 1: That what's the best bit?
Speaker 3: The lady on the train, what about the double deck of.
Speaker 1: Pass get stuck in traffic? He has to talk to.
Speaker 4: Me, that drag.
Speaker 1: This has gone for an hour. Your wedding, lots of
Speaker 1: people have that is.
Speaker 2: The wedding people. But then you know what he starts
Speaker 2: where what happens.
Speaker 1: In the auditorium school? Oh that's how it ends. He
Speaker 1: told us how it ends. Pressure anyway, No need to
Speaker 1: watch you guys, because that's how it ends. Sounds great.
Speaker 4: Came so close swearing.
Speaker 1: Any other surprises that we missed?
Speaker 4: Okay, I just got to tell you this.
Speaker 1: Come on what happened?
Speaker 4: Because they filmed it three.
Speaker 6: Times one take.
Speaker 4: Three different proposals?
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait on the highline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this they did three different proposed.
Speaker 4: So there's two people out there that will never get
Speaker 4: their proposal.
Speaker 1: See and did they also get a party that he sung?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Perfect because apparently apparently apparently were they real proposals?
Speaker 2: All real?
Speaker 7: At one of the proposal parties, the girl got up
Speaker 7: on stage and was dancing with it, because like, it's
Speaker 7: not rehearsed or anything, it's just so. They obviously didn't
Speaker 7: like that take.
Speaker 6: Oh so how did you know BTF?
Speaker 4: I watched the BTS online.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, we don't need to watch the doc or
Speaker 1: the beach sad being like your proposal wasn't as good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't make a cut.
Speaker 7: Maybe if Jenny didn't get so pissed at the event
Speaker 7: afterwards then gone on.
Speaker 1: Stage question did he do it over three days?
Speaker 4: Yeah? He must believe exhausted so which.
Speaker 1: Take did they the first second?
Speaker 4: Or we'll never know.
Speaker 2: Oh, we don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it exhausted, I'd say it with stay.
Speaker 2: Was it three different ladies in the train or the
Speaker 2: same lady?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I've never got to.
Speaker 1: See the get stuck in traffic every time, three times,
Speaker 1: three days?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 7: No, So which made me think the performance at that
Speaker 7: other engagement must have been so bad that they were
Speaker 7: willing to deal with the traffic in the take.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, But also maybe one of them was on
Speaker 1: a weekend the traffic wasn't as bad.
Speaker 4: Cool, good, cool anyway, it's.
Speaker 1: They had double decker buses in you London.
Speaker 4: Now you'll see it in the dock. Okay, might be
Speaker 4: surprised now.
Speaker 1: But do you do the sex in the city tour bus?
Speaker 2: But he was there.
Speaker 6: No, we didn't didn't go to Smount the steps.
Speaker 2: Magnolia Bakery. I don't want to ruin any Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: we're talking cricket coming up next, which I know you
Speaker 2: be excited about, Lorrie. How's that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, now the cricket. The cricket was cut in half
Speaker 1: because he's trained.
Speaker 2: More than half. It was having two days.
Speaker 1: All the money on the ticket sale five mil. Because
Speaker 1: it went for two days instead of four, I have
Speaker 1: to refund it.
Speaker 4: Five Do they refund you?
Speaker 6: It's got cramp.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: You weren't doing anything, You were just sitting there to talk.
Speaker 1: Well, we just got a cramp in my calf.
Speaker 2: Sorry, maybe it was because you were talking about cricket.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, Well, actually someone sustained an injury. Oh no,
Speaker 2: that's something he shouldn't have.
Speaker 7: And that's what we want to chat about. Next down
Speaker 7: number is thirteen twenty four ten. Did you do something
Speaker 7: before a big event that you shouldn't have?
Speaker 3: Like socially excited?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, like those people have Bucks nights
Speaker 4: the night before a wedding.
Speaker 1: No, that is do you know the other dangerous thing
Speaker 1: is destination weddings first night fever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and everyone's I.
Speaker 7: Guess, yes, Like, don't have a haircut the night before
Speaker 7: a special event.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you do it a week out.
Speaker 7: Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you do before a
Speaker 7: big event that you shouldn't have? Give us a call
Speaker 7: in return, I got two undred dollars TGI Friday vouchers
Speaker 7: up for grabs. Someone on the Australian cricket team has
Speaker 7: done something they shouldn't have. We're going to come back
Speaker 7: and chat about that after our girl Olivia Dean nice
Speaker 7: to each other on Nomber one hundred. Good morning, Helia Deen,
Speaker 7: Nice to each other. This is over one hundred. She
Speaker 7: was taking on ticket Tech and Live Nation on the weekend.
Speaker 1: Hey, she was blowing up about ticket prices and the
Speaker 1: resale prices and she wanted them. I think she won.
Speaker 1: But she was in Sydney on the weekend. It looked amazing.
Speaker 7: Made some of the prices you gotta pay, Like, I
Speaker 7: get it. Artists aren't making money off their music like
Speaker 7: they used to. You know, normally I'd be as sanity
Speaker 7: behind a single, so now they're making it off touring.
Speaker 4: But some of the ticket prices.
Speaker 1: For concerts are crazy. Yeah, you can't. I don't think
Speaker 1: in Australia you're allowed to buy a ticket and resell
Speaker 1: it for a profit. In some other countries you can.
Speaker 1: In America issue that there's like people who are setting
Speaker 1: up bots that are buying role and then reselling them
Speaker 1: on the website.
Speaker 2: But you're right down that gig at Sydney with amazing
Speaker 2: in the Sydney Harbor Bridge in the background, stunning.
Speaker 1: People couldn't get tickets and then got big groups and
Speaker 1: rented boats and just pulled them up nearby and we're
Speaker 1: dancing on the boat.
Speaker 4: Love that amazing.
Speaker 2: Hey, we were just talking cricket. Now, something happened during
Speaker 2: the the fact that England are a bit shit tests. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so it was a Test match, can go anywhere up
Speaker 2: to five days, right, this was over in one and
Speaker 2: three quarter days. England battered, were knocked over for one
Speaker 2: hundred and something. Australia batted knocked over for one hundred
Speaker 2: and something. So there was like sixteen wickets fell in
Speaker 2: the first day and then England batted again, knocked over
Speaker 2: for one hundred again, and then Australia and Travis Head
Speaker 2: came out and belted us to victory with a knock,
Speaker 2: a century making knock that people think is worthy of
Speaker 2: a statue that shoes that is how good that knock was. Yeah,
Speaker 2: get him a statue, Get him a statue. The reason
Speaker 2: he was at the top of the order was because
Speaker 2: Usman Kowaja, who is our tried and true test opener,
Speaker 2: couldn't bat.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: The reason he could bat was because he sustained an
Speaker 2: injury in the lead up to the Test.
Speaker 11: So did he have that back issues leading into the
Speaker 11: Test match? We know obviously he's at an advanced aage.
Speaker 11: He missed a shield game with what was an adductor injury?
Speaker 11: Is this a new injury?
Speaker 2: Just hard hitting questions there?
Speaker 4: Wow, geez, Now he's all fine, yeah, fit.
Speaker 11: One hundred percent fit. That's not eligible to open the batting.
Speaker 2: As it turns out, that was Pat Cummens, the captain,
Speaker 2: who was also injured. He was being rested in the
Speaker 2: first Test ring on.
Speaker 1: So none of our good players played and.
Speaker 3: Still and still trounced him, still trounced him.
Speaker 7: I'd be concerned if it was the big A grat
Speaker 7: players right now.
Speaker 2: Osmond Kwaja he was injured. Turns out he'd played three
Speaker 2: games of golf in the lead up eighteen around three
Speaker 2: games of full golf what and had and had back
Speaker 2: spasms the day before not just a Test match but
Speaker 2: the first Test against England in the.
Speaker 6: Ashes and he couldn't play.
Speaker 3: He couldn't play, could not play.
Speaker 1: Team big trouble.
Speaker 2: Well, there's some talk now that after Travis Head what
Speaker 2: he did, that he might just replace him at the
Speaker 2: top of the order, and so were saying goodbye to
Speaker 2: usman who is.
Speaker 6: From the top of the order whatever that means, or
Speaker 6: from the.
Speaker 3: Team, from from the team.
Speaker 7: That's like you going out and doing four hours of
Speaker 7: karaoke on a Thursday night before you have to come in.
Speaker 2: And broadca No, who would do that?
Speaker 3: Lauren? Lauren?
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you wouldn't do that, would you?
Speaker 1: I dare you to replace me at the top of
Speaker 1: the before a Friday morning off. I have done that.
Speaker 1: I have rolled in with no voice. Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, good night.
Speaker 2: I remember back in the back in the day when
Speaker 2: I used to be a regular at the Emerson right
Speaker 2: and I would walk in there and I'd get a
Speaker 2: booth and I'd get the drink cards and the gold cards.
Speaker 2: One of my mates was getting getting married the next morning,
Speaker 2: and we went out for steak for dinner. I took
Speaker 2: my I took my brother in law Phil along with me,
Speaker 2: and he was in the bridal party. And I left
Speaker 2: at about four a m. And there was Phil in
Speaker 2: the gutter. Scrape him off the gutter, put him in
Speaker 2: an uber. He is the best man. The next morning
Speaker 2: he was in a lot of trouble. So it was
Speaker 2: a groom by the way.
Speaker 3: Oh it happens, Jace.
Speaker 2: People get people get excited silly things if you were
Speaker 2: a professional athlete, like come on, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: You're talking footy players and stuff, and they're banned from
Speaker 7: doing skirmish and paintball like all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: You can't play. They have all the things they pad
Speaker 1: from skirmish football.
Speaker 6: I didn't go skiing, no problem, don't play.
Speaker 2: I don't think skiing, rollerblading, No, you can't be doing that,
Speaker 2: strip clubs, all the above.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't do that for the night before the
Speaker 6: Grand Final.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. Might get it, pull a hammy, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, So okay, he's in trouble.
Speaker 3: He's in trouble. But the good news.
Speaker 1: Did he win the golf?
Speaker 2: Candra? Yeah? Do we know how you want to how
Speaker 2: you want to go? He looks like a good off
Speaker 2: of that. There.
Speaker 1: Hasn't he been in trouble before for missing something for
Speaker 1: playing golf?
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 7: Paddy Cummings and the team would be you'd be pissed off,
Speaker 7: wouldn't you. Yeah, coming, he's got so well, got him?
Speaker 7: Good morning Melbourne twice a day your chance to win
Speaker 7: five k. And Rob from Clyde is joining us on
Speaker 7: the area. He wants to head to Port Dougie the
Speaker 7: missus for a little trip away if he wins.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Rob, good love Port Douglas.
Speaker 1: Not bad, not bad.
Speaker 12: Yeah, been wanted to go for quite a while.
Speaker 2: The Crocs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, five thousand dollars, that would be a nice little holiday.
Speaker 2: We all went up that way earlier this year, a
Speaker 2: little team.
Speaker 1: It was hot.
Speaker 12: It was you can tell us all the nice spots
Speaker 12: to go to.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, Jace was cracking it because we were up
Speaker 1: there working, not on holiday, and he was a crock.
Speaker 7: I even went to the little tourist booth and Jay,
Speaker 7: can I see a crock?
Speaker 3: Was that before after you got gastro from meeting?
Speaker 4: That was after I got the gastro from the sticky day?
Speaker 1: He oversay from there. Then, Yes, all right, Rob, let's
Speaker 1: see if we can win you five thousand dollars to
Speaker 1: believe you want to play for the big cash.
Speaker 2: Yep, let's do it all right, go big or go home,
Speaker 2: they say, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Rules so simple.
Speaker 7: You'll hear a question, you'll hear a three two one.
Speaker 7: You need to answer within the three seconds. All right, done,
Speaker 7: Good luck Rob for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Water river flows through the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1: Three two one.
Speaker 6: It's not the Mississippi and it is not the Mississippi.
Speaker 1: It's the Colorado River, which flows nearly fifteen hundred miles
Speaker 1: from the Rocky mountains out to the sea in Mexico.
Speaker 2: Does it there you go?
Speaker 1: It provides drinking water to over forty million people.
Speaker 2: The Colorado River and the Mexic Goal.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to the Grand Canyon?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 7: No, I got stuck in Vegas, so I'm meant to
Speaker 7: go out to the Grand Canyon, but that small focused
Speaker 7: on getting back to my room.
Speaker 2: That happened, which seemed like it's a bigger track to
Speaker 2: the Grand Canyon. How Rob, thanks for giving it a crack.
Speaker 3: Mate, No, that's all good.
Speaker 13: Appreciate you.
Speaker 4: But anyway on you mate, Rob.
Speaker 1: Have a great day.
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Speaker 7: up at eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we've also got lady Gaga tickets coming to town.
Speaker 4: All on the way.
Speaker 7: But next we're talking Timothy Talent. We'll go there next morning, Melbourne.
Speaker 7: It is just gone sixteen past seven. Today is going
Speaker 7: to be a sparkler gone for tops of twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Loving that snaking day.
Speaker 4: It's going to practice, going to come around be the
Speaker 4: pool boy we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do hot day, Yeah I do in Myspitos.
Speaker 6: Okay, settle down, I'm.
Speaker 3: Heading to Adventure Park.
Speaker 2: You along tomorrow you are to slide the water, slide slide.
Speaker 1: What's the weather doing tomorrow? Is it going to be
Speaker 1: twenty seventh week hailing? No, it's tomorrow twenty five. No
Speaker 1: rain Wednesday, it's actually kaling on Wednesday twenty one.
Speaker 6: He goes down to nineteen.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Let's celebrate today and tomorrow stunning weather smer Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: we love this guy. Timothy s Now. Have you heard
Speaker 1: this story about him being an undercover rapper?
Speaker 2: Sorry, well, he's doing a lot of He's doing a
Speaker 2: lot of things at the moment.
Speaker 4: He's quite arty, isn't he.
Speaker 1: There's a rapper in the UK who only shows his eyes.
Speaker 1: He wears like black and white often got like skull
Speaker 1: kind of scarves, and things.
Speaker 2: Is it Timothy Wells?
Speaker 3: The kid?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Is d kidd? Is the UK rapper's names? The kid?
Speaker 6: E S E K I G A disease?
Speaker 1: Is the kid growing huge fan base, dropping tunes drop kids?
Speaker 4: Is the kid dropping tunes?
Speaker 1: You say gen z is he called? Is the kid
Speaker 1: and he's dropping tracks as the kid?
Speaker 2: That's the kid?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 6: Everyone thinks it's Timothy Shall.
Speaker 1: Listened drop So I was told it's basically confirmed, which
Speaker 1: means it's not confirmed, but people are pretty sure him.
Speaker 3: The eye man is playing underground gigs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can only see his arm. His eyes do
Speaker 1: look like Timothy?
Speaker 2: At the eyes?
Speaker 7: Please remember was it the stick on the racing show?
Speaker 2: The show? It's his eyes?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's tim you know?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: It looks like Andy Lee.
Speaker 6: I don't Andy leant wrap like that.
Speaker 4: Do you think this is?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Looks look at the eyes looks like and I think
Speaker 2: it is and.
Speaker 1: If and Lee was moonlighting as UK wrap ups.
Speaker 2: Do not open this book.
Speaker 1: Do not open this track by the kid, and we
Speaker 1: must get Andy Lee on and don't get and on
Speaker 1: to confirm me is not either way? S kid is
Speaker 1: either Andy Lee or Timothy Shalamy or someone completely separate.
Speaker 1: Imagine if it is someone else and he's like, no.
Speaker 2: It's me.
Speaker 4: As the homish have been holding back for you.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't surprise me because Timothy actually like outdoors or
Speaker 2: creative types are very good at things.
Speaker 1: Side hustle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, side hustles, which, god, it looks like lead there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you, well, we don't know because it's
Speaker 1: only basically confirmed. As gen Z told me, it's not
Speaker 1: fully confirmed. But it's basically confirmed, which means it's not confirmed.
Speaker 4: We'll try and trap him in an interview.
Speaker 1: But I now have a list of celebrities like side
Speaker 1: hustle with side get what side businesses they have, because
Speaker 1: there are many that you don't know about.
Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio painter Lingerie like runs his own line.
Speaker 6: Of lingerie Laingeriere.
Speaker 3: Could launs go down to brass.
Speaker 2: And things to do?
Speaker 1: He spelt lingering.
Speaker 6: No, he doesn't have a okay launder line.
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio has an eco friendly shoe company made from algae.
Speaker 4: He loves you know what. That would be his opening
Speaker 4: line to pick up.
Speaker 6: That wouldn't That wouldn't work on me?
Speaker 2: No, you hate I love.
Speaker 4: You're always bring back the plastic straw.
Speaker 1: I do like plastic, and I also like the turtle.
Speaker 1: So we need to find a compromise because the paper
Speaker 1: ones aren't cutting it. Okay, Ryan Gosling has a side hustle.
Speaker 1: Well its food.
Speaker 3: He's work a drive through he makes Lamington's.
Speaker 1: No, he's got a Moroccan restaurant Beverly. It's called Tar
Speaker 1: Jean and he designs the menu.
Speaker 4: I told you he probably chose went to Miami Grill
Speaker 4: in Auckland, New Zealand, which was owned by.
Speaker 3: The whole time.
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 1: I want to go there?
Speaker 4: Shut down?
Speaker 3: So the same three songs are on loose.
Speaker 1: One of the greatest back catalogs of all time. How
Speaker 1: dare you say people only has three?
Speaker 7: So you could have done a whole decas station de
Speaker 7: gas station and you wouldn't run out.
Speaker 1: Of me a decast station.
Speaker 2: What's the big station with the lingerie?
Speaker 6: De car station restaurant?
Speaker 1: Okay, Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 3: Everything you can eat carstrated, so where you go.
Speaker 1: To get uncarstrated? The deca station restaurant will solve all
Speaker 1: your problem this, Okay, Snoop dog what's his side food?
Speaker 2: He cooks with.
Speaker 3: Marth Stewart, doesn't he.
Speaker 1: Well, Munchie Range not bad Jay's clothes. It's breakfast here
Speaker 1: as they're called snoop loops. It's anyone who had sni
Speaker 1: We must.
Speaker 2: Beyonce Beyonce skincare.
Speaker 1: No, she's got watermelon water and the brand is called
Speaker 1: water and Melon Water w t R m l n
Speaker 1: w t R Watermelon Water. No valts.
Speaker 2: Amazing anyone else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kan's got a motorcycle company. Jason MoMA cells custom
Speaker 1: bottled water. Of course he does in aluminum. It's in
Speaker 1: his fight to save the planet as well. No, plus
Speaker 1: it waste there you go.
Speaker 4: Restaurant is still operating somewhere else in the world. We
Speaker 4: should go.
Speaker 6: If people has a restaurant, I want to go, it'd
Speaker 6: be Was it in Miami?
Speaker 4: It was in Auckland, New Zealand.
Speaker 1: Did know it was there, had nothing to do a
Speaker 1: lot of people did not open Auckland.
Speaker 2: He did, certainly not certainly not a decastration.
Speaker 1: Rest He did not have a decastration. There may have
Speaker 1: been a pit bull restaurant, but he had not. He
Speaker 1: knew nothing about it.
Speaker 2: Miami Grill, New Zealand.
Speaker 1: He would open it in Miami or in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Fustration what people have a Degas station menu? Anyway?
Speaker 2: I think this is you've dreamed it up, haven't. Miami.
Speaker 1: It's a novelty restaurant.
Speaker 4: It's a Google job.
Speaker 1: Miami group people did not open a restaurant Miami Grill
Speaker 1: in Auckland.
Speaker 2: Of all, did mister Worldwide had one there?
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It might have been a pitbull themed restaurant. He never
Speaker 1: ever ever cover him in there.
Speaker 7: It has just gone to thirty past seven. Your chance
Speaker 7: when you ride a Lady Gaga coming up?
Speaker 2: But next Lorrie, Oh, we have.
Speaker 1: Some huge celebs in town at the moment, like we've
Speaker 1: got some amazing concerts coming on, and there's another man
Speaker 1: coming to town this week, and there was a bit
Speaker 1: of an issue at the airport yesterday about him.
Speaker 4: We'll go there next.
Speaker 6: I had a little trip to Fiji for Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 1: I was over there for block Friday afternoon, host a
Speaker 1: little conference over there and on Saturday and had to
Speaker 1: come back yesterday and I had to go back via
Speaker 1: Brisbane and Barron Bay. I had a funeral up there
Speaker 1: yesterday afternoon, which is a very sad day. It's a
Speaker 1: conversation for another day.
Speaker 4: It's been a big bloody forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: Big forty eight hours. Yeah, But logistically to get home,
Speaker 1: there's a whole bunch of people traveling up and we
Speaker 1: couldn't get in and out at the times we needed
Speaker 1: to be able to get to this funeral and come
Speaker 1: back for work. So it stick with me here. But
Speaker 1: we charted a small plane with a bunch of us
Speaker 1: so we could all get to this funeral yesterday and
Speaker 1: then flying home. We had to get home last night
Speaker 1: to get out of Barron. We flew back and so
Speaker 1: we landed on this We landed on this small aircraft
Speaker 1: Aton Airport, which is next to sort of Tullmerine Airport.
Speaker 4: Very convenient if you want to go to d Very.
Speaker 1: Convenient if you wanted to go to the airphone. So
Speaker 1: we get off the plane and we get into a van.
Speaker 1: There's a mini minibus waiting to drop everyone home, so
Speaker 1: we get on in the van. We go back to
Speaker 1: drop us off at my house. The van doors open
Speaker 1: and these people run up to us, run up to
Speaker 1: the van outside my house. These people get out of
Speaker 1: a car behind us and run up to us, and
Speaker 1: I'm like what is going on? And this guy goes
Speaker 1: and he's holding all this stuff and he goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 6: And I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Who are you?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 6: And he goes, I'm so embarrassed, I'm so sorry, I'm
Speaker 6: so sorry.
Speaker 3: Were these people familiar No, I've never seen them before
Speaker 3: in my life.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what's wrong, what's happening? Everyone's getting
Speaker 1: out of me, us going what's going And he goes,
Speaker 1: I thought you were Lenny Kravitz?
Speaker 4: Sorry what?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 13: What?
Speaker 2: He goes.
Speaker 6: I waited at the airport. I saw the plane land.
Speaker 4: Because it was Lenny.
Speaker 1: I saw the van and I followed it thinking that
Speaker 1: you were Lenny Kravits.
Speaker 2: All the way to your house, all the way to
Speaker 2: my house.
Speaker 8: Runs out with merchandise to sign, just me and Paul,
Speaker 8: and I was like, not not us. Poor guy was
Speaker 8: so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Do you followed us all the way from the I
Speaker 1: feel like.
Speaker 4: Like a really niche sort of hardcore fan.
Speaker 1: Well, Lenny Kravitz is in town. He's playing in Melbourne
Speaker 1: tomorrow night. And the guide sat there all day waiting
Speaker 1: for and followed into our house.
Speaker 3: It was just save tonight disappointment.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 1: He followed us all the way, embarrassing and he goes,
Speaker 1: oh no, you're just Laura. Please don't put this on
Speaker 1: the radio. Oh no, no, anyway, Lenny Kravitz is apparently
Speaker 1: touching down Lawrence. He's here tomorrow night and then he's
Speaker 1: playing in Dura.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine, Oh yeah, they're doing a whole regional
Speaker 2: series with different artists.
Speaker 4: You imagine the driving back in that cart, him behind
Speaker 4: the barn, going with.
Speaker 1: His merch design. He ran over to the van with.
Speaker 2: Lenny coming around tonight to decorate the Christmas.
Speaker 1: Tree decoration party.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, let's head to school this week, guys, where kids
Speaker 7: have been behaving.
Speaker 14: Paramedics have praised the conduct and behavior. A school is
Speaker 14: saying of that twenty thy only sixteen needed to be
Speaker 14: assessed by paramedics, mostly for alcohol. Last year, there were
Speaker 14: seventeen arrests at schoolies. That's compared to five hundred about
Speaker 14: fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Good on them, kids, good good kids, because you're not
Speaker 2: drinking anymore.
Speaker 1: Why I was at the airport on Friday and it
Speaker 1: was just full of very excited We're going every which way,
Speaker 1: not just Gold Coast lots going to Fiji.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, a lot of going to ballet, how much
Speaker 6: an island.
Speaker 2: Or some such.
Speaker 7: My wife did the girl's weekend on the York seat
Speaker 7: your my moly wife, her and her friend ner in
Speaker 7: Crystal took all the boys or like you know, Felix's
Speaker 7: twelve his toom mats.
Speaker 1: So they were just going for a weekend to the
Speaker 1: Gold Coast and they had no idea the weekend they
Speaker 1: had chosen was the first weekend schools. And how much
Speaker 1: joy did we get in here? When so much joy?
Speaker 2: And where exactly on the gold did they book?
Speaker 3: Surely they weren't in the heart of it.
Speaker 7: They booked an apartment at Surface Paradise, ye home of school.
Speaker 2: So they are with the kids under the giant Welcome
Speaker 2: to schoolies better all.
Speaker 3: Twelve fantastic.
Speaker 1: At what point did the panic kick in Forlo? At
Speaker 1: what point did she realize?
Speaker 4: Saturday night?
Speaker 1: How was the plane?
Speaker 4: Plane was like?
Speaker 7: Because the thing was there? Wasn't they arrived Thursday? Schoolies
Speaker 7: week wasn't.
Speaker 1: On it started Friday? Didn't it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Saturday? They all rolling?
Speaker 1: And what day did they leave?
Speaker 6: Sunday?
Speaker 4: Yes, Sunday.
Speaker 7: So they just had the night from hell twenty four
Speaker 7: hours from hell. My twelve year old face tying to
Speaker 7: me at like eleven o'clock Saturday night, being like, Dad,
Speaker 7: I can't sleep, Oh because the music there is like
Speaker 7: all I can hear is music and partying.
Speaker 4: And I said, why don't you.
Speaker 1: They got it was Felix and not Hudson because Hudson
Speaker 1: would have joined them.
Speaker 7: Oh, absolutely, how do he would have hosted the party?
Speaker 7: I said, why don't you read a book to try
Speaker 7: and fall a seat?
Speaker 1: And he goes, oh, good advice, Dad, while this school
Speaker 1: he's going on downstairs someone to read a book.
Speaker 4: He said, I've don't have a book.
Speaker 7: So I said, if you go, said if you go
Speaker 7: to the kit there should be like a folder full
Speaker 7: of pamphlets you can do activities on the gold case.
Speaker 7: Why don't you read those the currumb and sanctuary.
Speaker 6: Hang up on it. I would have hung up, Dad, Come.
Speaker 4: On, what else was I going to do? Like my
Speaker 4: hands would just.
Speaker 1: Say, son, just listen to the music, listen to the experienced.
Speaker 1: You to sleep, brother, Oh my god, read a pamphlet.
Speaker 7: It's been hectic there though already now there is a
Speaker 7: medical situation. They are behaving. However, there is an outbreak
Speaker 7: in Queensland at the moment, twenty two cases so far.
Speaker 7: And this is serious me ninja cockle disease. Oh god,
Speaker 7: which they're saying, I min.
Speaker 1: Ninja cockle out which can Yes, that's terrible.
Speaker 7: Yep, especially if people age fifteen to nineteen are they
Speaker 7: are among the highest risk?
Speaker 1: Oh goodness?
Speaker 3: Because how's it transmitted? Is it through kissing?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I think just content contact.
Speaker 4: There'd be a bit of contact, you can know what
Speaker 4: I mean? I watch your Sorry.
Speaker 7: So so there's an outbreaking ninja gocklain the Gold Coast
Speaker 7: at the moment. So they are saying, just yet.
Speaker 1: We had a rule at school in years Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it was I think from year five to year nine
Speaker 1: and it was called the thirty centimeter rule and you
Speaker 1: had to stand thirty centimeters away from everyone at all times.
Speaker 4: How do you go over that?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're there was an outbreak of
Speaker 1: kiss chasy at my school and the school was like,
Speaker 1: we're putting a stop to kiss chasy, so you couldn't.
Speaker 1: It was like tag but you had to kiss them.
Speaker 1: And so they made thirty centimeter rules so no one
Speaker 1: was allowed to touch each other in the playground.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should be chasing someone going around.
Speaker 1: No, there was there was a kiss chasy outbreak. Everyone
Speaker 1: wanted to play kiss case. Well, apparently some people didn't
Speaker 1: want to play kiss so they just said that's it.
Speaker 1: No more is chase the thirty centimeter.
Speaker 4: Rule, chase her or the chasi ah I reckon?
Speaker 1: I probably I was probably one of the ones writing
Speaker 1: a petition against the thirty centimeter rule.
Speaker 2: Chase her?
Speaker 1: Then, I want to boys and girls weren't allowed within
Speaker 1: thirty centimeters of each other. Guys thirteen Bring that into
Speaker 1: school is thirty centimeneral.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. What did you catch and how
Speaker 4: did you catch it?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: Dear, remember my wife got the staff infection in the
Speaker 7: hotel because I dropped a beer and forgot to clean it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that was awful. We've also gotten I mean,
Speaker 2: I sort of want to ask, No, I don't.
Speaker 4: Well, what was it? Science? It's like it's like a
Speaker 4: red rash, no bottom of.
Speaker 1: The legs because you're sitting in the staff infection is terrible?
Speaker 7: Well, main one, Yeah, we got one. Well I didn't
Speaker 7: get consent, God, I didn't get in. But at an
Speaker 7: airbnb in nousa.
Speaker 1: You got another stuff infection.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a whole bunch of friends jumped in the hot
Speaker 4: but you.
Speaker 6: Didn't get it, just pouring beers into the hot tip.
Speaker 7: This thirteen twenty four ten In return, I got cog
Speaker 7: and vouchers to go this morning. What did you catch
Speaker 7: and how did you catch it?
Speaker 1: My friend, as an adult, which is really uncommon as
Speaker 1: an adult, caught hand foot and mouth.
Speaker 6: Off another friend's child.
Speaker 2: The adult got off the charm off.
Speaker 6: Someone else's child that they didn't know.
Speaker 1: The kidd was starting to get sick, and then that
Speaker 1: friend caught hand foot mouth and it's common in children,
Speaker 1: but and it's terrible.
Speaker 4: Remember I got the mumps and my what boys went
Speaker 4: to the size of oranges.
Speaker 2: You both your testicles? Yeah? Did that about?
Speaker 1: How did you catch the mumps?
Speaker 2: It sounds godgy, But there was a girl at the
Speaker 2: cafe across And this is in your adult life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like in New Zealand when I was
Speaker 4: living there like ten years ago, I didn't know.
Speaker 6: Much about I'm not familiar with the workings of the month.
Speaker 4: So with the mum, so we all had like.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine it's a fun experience.
Speaker 7: Like well, you had injections growing up, so you're not
Speaker 7: supposed to get the mums. And then this girl across
Speaker 7: the road. So in women, it's their glands in their neck,
Speaker 7: so her neck swelled up massively.
Speaker 2: For boys, it's your testicle. Yeah, and they you can
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 1: I kid you not, especially now that you're going to
Speaker 1: say that. The size of melons the.
Speaker 7: Size of a full orange, okay, And was like I
Speaker 7: could not eat yours I couldn't eat were like grapes.
Speaker 2: Why could not eat?
Speaker 3: You're in so much fain and testicles not your mouth, testicles.
Speaker 7: And then I had to go to the hospital and
Speaker 7: on a drip, and I'm walking into the hospital my
Speaker 7: legs apart.
Speaker 4: Like I was in so much I couldn't wear underwear.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get them around them.
Speaker 2: Are you free? You're free?
Speaker 4: I held them like I just wow, a loose board shot,
Speaker 4: and so.
Speaker 2: I held them a couple of billions, all the oranges.
Speaker 4: Honestly, guys, it was so.
Speaker 2: Paid or oranges orange.
Speaker 3: It would have been like a bag of onions.
Speaker 1: It's not funny.
Speaker 3: This is not funny.
Speaker 1: I've got the most horrible visual board shorts.
Speaker 2: Down with onions. And then I came in and laid down,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know, he goes, we're going to
Speaker 2: put you on a drip.
Speaker 1: It's not funny.
Speaker 4: And then I pulled my pants down and.
Speaker 1: I got to drain the oranges and the onions.
Speaker 2: And doctor looked at the oranges, onions, the testicles and
Speaker 2: he said.
Speaker 7: Wow, I've got to get the other doctors to see this.
Speaker 7: I've never seen so tell the curtain was pulled back.
Speaker 1: But hang on. We never got to the bottom of
Speaker 1: how the girl across the road.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, and why why we're hungry?
Speaker 1: He wasn't hungry. But did you kiss the girl across
Speaker 1: the road?
Speaker 4: I okay, now that's sounding dodging test.
Speaker 1: How did you catch You didn't just get it from
Speaker 1: across the road the girl across the road.
Speaker 4: Someone else in the building got it as well.
Speaker 2: Oh well that makes it all better.
Speaker 1: It come through the air conditioning in it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, so painful, so terrible. They were massive, Okay, tay
Speaker 2: brag same.
Speaker 7: This is number one hundred had the PM in last
Speaker 7: week pulling these moves to that song and check it
Speaker 7: out on our socials.
Speaker 2: Look like you pulled the hammy. Hey, this is number
Speaker 2: one hundred.
Speaker 1: Because I'm also and yeah it went I needed a
Speaker 1: few more National.
Speaker 2: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clinton as well.
Speaker 7: We're doing a thanks mate to she already express and
Speaker 7: we are talking what did you catch and how did
Speaker 7: you catch it?
Speaker 1: Carolyn? From Hoppers Crossing? What have you caught?
Speaker 12: I caught shingles twenty years ago when I was swooped
Speaker 12: by a massive magpie at eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 12: There was no one around and it kept swooping me,
Speaker 12: so my nervous system went into shock. And it was
Speaker 12: the day of the Grand Final when the magpiles were
Speaker 12: playing me, but they didn't win.
Speaker 6: Jingles is stress.
Speaker 12: It's awful.
Speaker 1: It's meant to be excruciating, Caroline, isn't it?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 12: And I've still got a Lympse note on my neck
Speaker 12: from when I got shingle.
Speaker 1: Oh you pulled it from a Magpost.
Speaker 2: Story. Just overstressed trigger in the system, Chandra, Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 2: what did you catch?
Speaker 13: I caught about thirty years ago. I missed out on
Speaker 13: schoolies because I caught a bottle from using my brother's
Speaker 13: shaver in the shower.
Speaker 1: Boy, all did you.
Speaker 2: Say, where did you catch the.
Speaker 1: Under my.
Speaker 7: Hurts.
Speaker 13: Oh you have the scar and had be packed and.
Speaker 1: It was just didn't have to get caught out?
Speaker 2: Can you.
Speaker 8: Had?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I actually don't want to explode.
Speaker 2: Nice hot need all that stop.
Speaker 1: Stop then you just don't or I'll talk about your
Speaker 1: mumps again.
Speaker 4: Just push to get it out.
Speaker 1: If you've just channed in.
Speaker 2: Jason got the mumps today. It doesn't have them now, No,
Speaker 2: he certainly doesn't have them now.
Speaker 1: He's still to them. There's a bit of a gray area.
Speaker 6: All right here on in WiLAN.
Speaker 1: Good morning, how are you? What did you catch?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 15: And a few of the boys booked the fishing trip
Speaker 15: down to Port Baerry and all courts gabies.
Speaker 11: From the air d n B.
Speaker 12: Want to go home to the missus and explain tell, yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it from bed bugs?
Speaker 2: What is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But I can imagine the chat.
Speaker 2: You all caught it, Yeah, we all caught it.
Speaker 6: What happens when you get scabies is like itchy little bit.
Speaker 13: It's really it sitting in a in a hot bars
Speaker 13: with e and the calamine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the calamtions. Great, Remember that from having chicken
Speaker 4: dry on the skin takes a pain away?
Speaker 1: Is that the pink stuff there was a pink. I
Speaker 1: remember as a kid having chicken pox and Mum putting
Speaker 1: some pink stuff on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a smell.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Scabies is a horrible word, is it? Park?
Speaker 4: What have you got how to catch it?
Speaker 13: Being a primary school teacher, I think that I've literally
Speaker 13: caught everything. But I went to the doctors last year.
Speaker 13: Was what I thought was a sty on my eye
Speaker 13: and it turned out to his school saws.
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 6: Is that like hand foot mouth?
Speaker 12: Pretty much?
Speaker 13: I think they've been swimming that week and I felt
Speaker 13: like quasi moto. I was like, I'm not leaving the house.
Speaker 13: They just multiplied. I ended up having about five or
Speaker 13: six on my face and the doctor when I went
Speaker 13: to the doctor, they didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 13: I had to get another doctor in for a second opinion.
Speaker 2: It looks like it looks it looks like you've food
Speaker 2: on your It looks like dry egg around.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can we take the pictures done?
Speaker 6: That's shocking.
Speaker 2: I can't is a stye?
Speaker 4: Pink?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Is very different?
Speaker 11: Is it?
Speaker 2: No? No?
Speaker 14: No, no, no?
Speaker 3: Can you get it down?
Speaker 2: Get it off this?
Speaker 1: Please get off the strain now.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see it.
Speaker 1: Is not that off.
Speaker 2: It's off now in the window, get it off.
Speaker 4: Look this, but to make it go on?
Speaker 1: Please make it go away.
Speaker 2: No I don't, it's gone. Otherwise we'll talk about your
Speaker 2: testicles again. No.
Speaker 6: I don't want that on the big screen either.
Speaker 1: When the momps, get it all off. Okay, play song everyone.
Speaker 1: Happy Monday morning a monthly topic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, eight o'clock news next, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We're welcoming on Monday.
Speaker 7: It's said to be an absolute ripper Tops of twenty seven,
Speaker 7: blue sky sunshine.
Speaker 4: Some would say it's a.
Speaker 1: Spot a bit of cloud burning off this morning. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a great day ahead, Melbourne. Get out and
Speaker 1: get some bajamin D.
Speaker 7: Tell you where it'll be nice around the corner now
Speaker 7: in mornington Way, get a Maxie mate, Yeah landscape.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, so you're on the tools outdoors Max.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm just going to pick up some tools.
Speaker 2: And I was listening, so I hang.
Speaker 6: On a second.
Speaker 1: And there's seventeen of you going to school is in
Speaker 1: Bali on Wednesday?
Speaker 3: Yeah, seven boys and ten girls.
Speaker 4: Good Max, great numbers, good fun, good odds.
Speaker 3: Are you a single boy?
Speaker 2: I am currently currently?
Speaker 4: We'll check in after Bali.
Speaker 1: Did you just give me. Yeah, I finished my last
Speaker 1: exam on Monday, last Monday. Well done. On Friday, put
Speaker 1: on your Max, have a great time. You deserve it.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Tell you what five? Candy back properhead and
Speaker 4: to BALI would be nice.
Speaker 3: Max, deep voice, all right, let's try.
Speaker 2: And win you some play money five thousand dollars. Max.
Speaker 4: He wants to roll the dice and go the hard
Speaker 4: hitting question.
Speaker 1: All right, we've got a question lined up for you. Max.
Speaker 1: You'll hear a three two one can't down and they
Speaker 1: need to answer before your time is up. Good luck.
Speaker 2: Five.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of being in the news. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Actually that's a good point. This question has been in
Speaker 7: the news Max, right for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: What decade was the first Ashes Series.
Speaker 1: Three two one? The key to it is having a guess, Max.
Speaker 1: It was eighties, but not the nineteen days. It was
Speaker 1: that eighteen eighty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're coming up to the one hundred and fiftieth Test,
Speaker 2: will be next year celebration and lots to talk about cricket.
Speaker 3: Fan Max, No, but all my mates are talking to
Speaker 3: my mates about the cricket.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm sure it won't come up.
Speaker 1: When remember the first test back in eighteen eighty. What
Speaker 1: you were you born?
Speaker 8: Max?
Speaker 4: Two thousand and six, okay.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and six, Yeah we.
Speaker 2: Are. We were still getting over the white to tap Max.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't even know what that is. Hey, Max, have
Speaker 4: funny barley.
Speaker 2: Mate, Thanks mate, come back. Yeah, sa fins for me,
Speaker 2: screams Beachins. Fins O cruise around his budge smugglers.
Speaker 1: He spins the one with the diving board.
Speaker 2: No, that's Mississippi, Mississippi, all about it.
Speaker 1: The other one, Fins is like and it looks yeah,
Speaker 1: looks like the MCJ on the art tidy Head stadium.
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, what's the best one?
Speaker 1: And is still I think?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Still it's for other people now, oh that's us. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mirror, that's where I go. It's gout day beds.
Speaker 7: We ain't getting up. Hey, coming up next, guys. Milestone Monday,
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, just speaking of the cricket exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great celebration, a great milestone for the Aussie team.
Speaker 1: What is a milestone?
Speaker 3: They're one nil up in the ashes.
Speaker 1: Oh and they won in two days instead of five.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's a milestone.
Speaker 7: You just got cricket facts, right, that's what this is
Speaker 7: about thirteen twenty four ten. What did you do for
Speaker 7: the first time on the weekend? Could be something big,
Speaker 7: could be something small. What did you experience for the
Speaker 7: very first time? We are celebrating with Milestone Monday, thirteen
Speaker 7: twenty four ten. To join us and you could walk
Speaker 7: away with free stuff. Take mccraye on nov And he's
Speaker 7: just gone twenty one past state. It's still to come
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Speaker 4: Go for your tickets.
Speaker 6: She's so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will play it sometime between now and nine
Speaker 2: o'clock this morning.
Speaker 13: It's just another Mulestone Monday.
Speaker 2: Congratulations to your family and friends.
Speaker 7: All right, how this works? Did you do something over
Speaker 7: the weekend for the very first time? It can be big,
Speaker 7: It can be big, or as you can hear now,
Speaker 7: can be small.
Speaker 15: To have along for the first time ever, wanting to.
Speaker 11: Do the very long time to the show to my
Speaker 11: partner and I we put together all our baby furniture
Speaker 11: for the.
Speaker 9: First congratulations, tried something very new, podcasting about women's did
Speaker 9: something show that We recorded our very first episode.
Speaker 1: Well, you recorded your first podcast?
Speaker 6: We did that is a good malester.
Speaker 4: Apparently podcasted catching on.
Speaker 2: Apparently apparently small Well for the first time since two
Speaker 2: thousand and one, two thousand and.
Speaker 6: One, it's a long time ago.
Speaker 2: I had my weekends back. Yeah, because I've always worked weekends.
Speaker 2: Is my job? What do you do?
Speaker 4: Always?
Speaker 1: I've been contracted one.
Speaker 2: Always contracted to work weekends because of sport, because of sport.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Clint clapping in, how was it we bought?
Speaker 3: It was different. I went to a farmer's market.
Speaker 4: God, you're old. Is that the name of your day club?
Speaker 2: That's what you did on your first time the Gleadles
Speaker 2: Street market in Richmond.
Speaker 1: Caneloney again.
Speaker 2: They've got honey, and they've got you know, vegetables and.
Speaker 1: Some fun fresh honey. It's very good, well done, Clint.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to have a bend.
Speaker 2: I was so close. Was high.
Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you. I honestly thought it was
Speaker 4: going to be any.
Speaker 6: Well, that's not a milestone.
Speaker 1: You do that every day.
Speaker 4: It'd be rolling out of ReBs A.
Speaker 8: Like, no, not me.
Speaker 1: All right, Melbourne, what are we celebrating with you on
Speaker 1: this milestone Monday? Alana? Good morning, good morning?
Speaker 4: What did you do for the first time?
Speaker 13: I got a facial.
Speaker 1: Or we'd you go in or somewhere beautiful?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I went to a vote.
Speaker 3: It was beautiful.
Speaker 12: Massage his shoulders, Alana.
Speaker 3: Did you have any blackheads?
Speaker 13: They just like a full massage.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 2: It was great to be away from the tips, doesn't
Speaker 2: it when they get into the schnores? I got one
Speaker 2: a little last week. Actually, did.
Speaker 1: Never ever?
Speaker 4: Have you already used that? We got a lovely gift
Speaker 4: from the door to the other. It was like the
Speaker 4: other day.
Speaker 3: Yourself in that day I needed some stress relief.
Speaker 1: So that day, you know what, Clint not working full time?
Speaker 1: It really bring out a cooky Si, you know what's.
Speaker 4: Going to happen? The book stated book, Hey goes, I'm
Speaker 4: off to roller skating today.
Speaker 2: Present off.
Speaker 6: You need to get another job.
Speaker 7: Jessica in for instance, good morning, how old are you
Speaker 7: jess And what did you do for the first time.
Speaker 1: On the weekend? I have my first ever performance school.
Speaker 1: What did you perform Jessica? It was just all made
Speaker 1: up show. Would you like to do it for us now? Jason?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Would you like to do it for us? Jessica?
Speaker 3: H have you got a song or something?
Speaker 2: Go, jess.
Speaker 8: He will go.
Speaker 1: She's forgotten, you've forgotten.
Speaker 3: That's right, you'll get straight stage fright.
Speaker 6: Oh, she kind of forgot.
Speaker 1: Good on you, Jessica done, and she did their first
Speaker 1: performance at school not on.
Speaker 4: The radio thirteen twenty fourteen, is how do you hate kids?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got three? Look? Is that why you hate them?
Speaker 3: Because you've got three of your So you're against kids?
Speaker 1: Problem?
Speaker 2: No? I love kids. You went, that's forced.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to hear Jessica's performance. She knew when
Speaker 1: you went.
Speaker 16: Like this, what we're doing today, we're celebrating people on
Speaker 16: las Day and Monday, and you take the honor away
Speaker 16: from the stage from No, Jessica, we're going to come
Speaker 16: did you gave her stage from?
Speaker 2: Can you tell jess we're going to come back to
Speaker 2: her now?
Speaker 3: You can't make good now if we get we'll.
Speaker 1: Make time for Jessica. She liked to do that performance.
Speaker 2: I know, No, it's just more Yeah, you hate kids.
Speaker 4: No, I love kids.
Speaker 2: No you don't.
Speaker 4: If I'm going to see.
Speaker 1: Every time I ask a child to do something on
Speaker 1: the show, you go oh everywhere at the time. We
Speaker 1: love kids. So if you're a kid and you want
Speaker 1: to perform on our show anytime. Hell, have a milestone Monday.
Speaker 2: Hello the Cinder, Have you got a milestone for a Monday?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 15: My goodness, I certainly have. My son got married.
Speaker 1: Mother of the groom? Now, how do we like the
Speaker 1: new one?
Speaker 8: Saw?
Speaker 15: Her name is Sarah and they're just magnificent. I still
Speaker 15: haven't come down. I still sleep last night, Cinder.
Speaker 1: Now, being a mother of the bridal mother of the
Speaker 1: groom is a lot of pressure when it comes to
Speaker 1: your outfit. What did you wear?
Speaker 15: My brand was just magnificent. Sorry, I feel like I'm.
Speaker 1: Bragging, bragway was what color do you go?
Speaker 15: It was like six salmon pink and it had these
Speaker 15: great pig roses all over it and it made milk screens.
Speaker 1: Mother?
Speaker 3: Did you get your hhm?
Speaker 4: You done?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 1: Hear maker?
Speaker 15: Did I actually got to? It's all the bridal.
Speaker 4: Bottles of bubble?
Speaker 6: Enough about you? What did the bride wear? Was she stunning?
Speaker 15: She looks like Cindrella like he had this fully beated,
Speaker 15: strapless fairy tale, little pearls all over it.
Speaker 1: She just looked, So we're going to need a picky Yeah, night,
Speaker 1: we'll come over for a slide.
Speaker 8: Night.
Speaker 1: Hey, Loucien to congratulations your first Monday as a mother
Speaker 1: in law.
Speaker 7: Well you know what, she sounds like a fun mother
Speaker 7: in law. Yeah, let's get a Sarah. Good morning, Sarah, Good.
Speaker 5: Morning, lucky guys. You entertaining me every morning.
Speaker 1: Began to sing for us, Sarah, Oh, absolutely not listen.
Speaker 5: I love I love a belt out a trim, but I.
Speaker 12: Will not do that.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, thank you, And maybe my.
Speaker 5: Son's listening and he'd be mortified to keep that.
Speaker 1: But what are we celebrating for your milestone?
Speaker 5: My husband yesterday apologized to me while we were building
Speaker 5: something for the first time, I was right and he accepted.
Speaker 2: That I was right.
Speaker 1: Yes, Sarah, what's his name?
Speaker 8: Take that?
Speaker 5: His name is Chris.
Speaker 1: Chris. Well done scene. We love it when you can
Speaker 1: admit your fault.
Speaker 2: Well, what were you building?
Speaker 5: Well, I own a small gym, and who were building infraredsawner?
Speaker 1: Oh and you did yourself. That's a recipe for divorce.
Speaker 5: Well I thought so. He thought it was going to
Speaker 5: take six hours. He bought one and everything, but it
Speaker 5: actually didn't take that long.
Speaker 2: So okay, now you're really rubbing good on you, Sarah.
Speaker 13: Wow, it's just another milestone Monday.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to your family and friends.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to nov. One hundred is just about to
Speaker 1: hit eight forty or with Jason Lauren this morning.
Speaker 2: It's beginning to look a lot like Chris.
Speaker 1: Okay, Melbourne PSA. It is the twenty fourth of November,
Speaker 1: which means we are exactly one month until Christmas Eve,
Speaker 1: which is so exciting. I'm putting up my Christmas tree tonight.
Speaker 1: But Jace Clinton and I have something very special happening.
Speaker 1: The boys have just stepped out of the studio and
Speaker 1: they're about to arrive in very festive style because this
Speaker 1: weekend Melbourne. Oh my god, we are getting dressed up
Speaker 1: for you. Our little elf Clinton's arrived.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, good morning.
Speaker 1: They have rolled in his elves because we cracked it
Speaker 1: last week, the three of us, because Santa Potos are
Speaker 1: sold out.
Speaker 3: A lot more.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, we'll put this on our socials if
Speaker 6: you could say it.
Speaker 1: So we cracked it because Santa photos was sold out
Speaker 1: in November.
Speaker 4: And you and I were trying to book them for
Speaker 4: the family and it's like they sold out from June.
Speaker 6: Santa is in demand.
Speaker 1: So what we decided was we got on to our
Speaker 1: friends in the North Pole and said when would Santa
Speaker 1: be available because we need to do some Santa photos
Speaker 1: for our friends.
Speaker 6: That's right, our listeners.
Speaker 1: So we have decided we're taking the show.
Speaker 8: On the road.
Speaker 2: Welves available, We're going on the road and we are
Speaker 2: heading Frankston Way.
Speaker 1: We are We're going to the Frankston Christmas Festival on Saturday,
Speaker 1: Melbourne and from four thirty till six, Santa is going
Speaker 1: to join us and you can do your Santa photos
Speaker 1: with Santa.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to get it little else in Frankston
Speaker 4: looking like this.
Speaker 1: We're dressed up as elves in Santa fe.
Speaker 2: We are Santa's helpers.
Speaker 3: We are so we are there.
Speaker 1: Anyone's going to come and want to be.
Speaker 2: Three of us are getting photos with you Melbourne. Yes,
Speaker 2: and Santa and Santa the big fella and what are
Speaker 2: you dressed as? Lauren? Well?
Speaker 1: I asked if I could be missus claus On.
Speaker 2: Santa said no, no, we know we have got you
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 3: No, so I'm an elf and we got you the
Speaker 3: sexy Missus clause knowing.
Speaker 1: I'm not, there would be nothing sexy about it. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that. We're not doing that.
Speaker 2: We're not.
Speaker 1: Don't don't you haven't have you so I'm not?
Speaker 2: Where is it? That's right, Melbourne, bring your tip money.
Speaker 2: You thought Jason and I were going to look ridiculous
Speaker 2: way till we see Missus.
Speaker 1: No, he's the real Missus Clause might get jealous like that.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I'm an elf with you two?
Speaker 2: Am I not? You're please tell me?
Speaker 1: Am I going as an elf for Missus Clause?
Speaker 2: We have bells.
Speaker 13: She's a naughty el fat.
Speaker 4: It's not naughty.
Speaker 1: This is family friendly.
Speaker 4: We are it is.
Speaker 3: It's it's so you can come on.
Speaker 1: Saturday afternoon, Saturday, four Thurday, Saturday Saturday at Frank's and
Speaker 1: Christpins Christmas Festival. Now we are taking over the Santa
Speaker 1: photo booth and we will be there dressed as olves
Speaker 1: nothing noldy about.
Speaker 4: The Big Man in Red will be there as well.
Speaker 7: So yeah, if you had trouble getting into shopping centers
Speaker 7: to get your Christmas photos, come along Frankston.
Speaker 4: It's happening Saturday afternoon from four thirty.
Speaker 1: We will be there Davy, Young and Baxter Streets and
Speaker 1: Frankston is where the festival is happening. There'll be carols,
Speaker 1: there will be all kinds of things happening. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: We won't be singing. Oh god, no, maybe we're a
Speaker 1: festive sweater. Oh maybe Christmas sweater.
Speaker 3: Well I can't wait for this, neither can I.
Speaker 4: It'll be a bit of fun.
Speaker 1: I'll give you your photo, take it away and put.
Speaker 7: On the creature now, can I just a bit of
Speaker 7: a heads up. We're having our team Christmas party on
Speaker 7: the front.
Speaker 2: Don't get too silly, you too, No bad Santa photos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't breathe on the kids, they won't pass it. Breathalyze.
Speaker 1: We'll be right.
Speaker 4: We'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Clint, you look really cute as an ol.
Speaker 2: Ok you.
Speaker 1: You look like you're working in the blocks of Hollywood.
Speaker 3: It's a bit mounted.
Speaker 6: So Jason has you I've been working.
Speaker 1: All year on this. What's that bad sound to movie?
Speaker 1: Who's is it?
Speaker 2: Oh god? I look like Melbourne. It is happening and
Speaker 2: you can be there. We got your gaga tickets call now, Hey, hey, this.
Speaker 1: Is Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga presents.
Speaker 9: The hen Ball.
Speaker 13: It's gonna be Gaga.
Speaker 4: You've waited long enough. He little Monsters.
Speaker 7: Lady Gaga presents the My Hemball live in Australia this December.
Speaker 7: Info at livenation dot com dot Au.
Speaker 1: My god, how exciting she's coming.
Speaker 9: Live.
Speaker 6: I want to say ten Marina.
Speaker 3: Enter the stage. What do you mean through the legs?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was born on because she was born this way.
Speaker 2: She was born on stage and it was on shoot you.
Speaker 2: It was so good.
Speaker 7: Hopefully that person that extra leg were in flying out here.
Speaker 7: All right, let's go to the phones.
Speaker 4: Hello for Rodney.
Speaker 1: Hello Rodney, do you want to Ketney?
Speaker 2: Absolutely take it, Rodney.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take my husband.
Speaker 4: When they came out, but we couldn't get them.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Rodney, guess what the tickets are?
Speaker 2: Yours?
Speaker 8: My friend.
Speaker 2: You're going fantastic. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: So welcome Rodney, Rodney, you and your fella have a
Speaker 1: fun night.
Speaker 7: Do you ever get the Police Academy Stunt Shop movie? Well,
Speaker 7: remember there was the guy with the whistle, Yeah, and
Speaker 7: then there was that always picked someone out of the audience.
Speaker 7: And be like hello Rodney and they blast him out
Speaker 7: of the cannon.
Speaker 4: Every shot.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a real person that got shot out.
Speaker 4: Sorry guys, Rodney, or you enjoyed Rodney?
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, movie will.
Speaker 2: Rodney.
Speaker 1: All right, Ronnie, you have fun. Lady Gaga, do have
Speaker 1: more tickets this week?
Speaker 4: We're doing day every day this week. Your chance to
Speaker 4: when you wait to Gaga.
Speaker 7: All you have to do is listen out when you
Speaker 7: hear us player during the Breakfast show ring up and win.
Speaker 4: It is that easy. Not Jojo s No that Sea waar,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Oh? That is Jojo No Jojo is the child stuff.
Speaker 2: JoJo's no, this is jo That's just Jojo.
Speaker 4: But Jojo was a child when she did this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but so it could be Jojo Jojo Jojo Sea
Speaker 1: is in the current season of Selling Sunset.
Speaker 4: Does she get out wife?
Speaker 1: Chrishelle sells her house? Joy? Not that Jojo.
Speaker 2: No sing No does sing?
Speaker 1: He was all brighton Jojo c was all bright and
Speaker 1: colorful and like and that's just jo And that's just Jojo.
Speaker 1: I think Jojo came before Jojo.
Speaker 4: C W told you my Jojo fact. Didn't I know
Speaker 4: which Jojo about Cribs the TV show.
Speaker 3: No, so you know non selling sunsets.
Speaker 1: No, so Jojo was on Cribs and Jojo see while
Speaker 1: was on selling sunset.
Speaker 4: We go through this. We can't play this song anymore?
Speaker 3: Joanne jack jack jack in different Joe.
Speaker 1: Ane saying about Jackie. Who was Jackie? She was Jackie?
Speaker 1: When you're touching my soul in the candle lot.
Speaker 2: Oh Jackie, we are.
Speaker 1: What happened with jo.
Speaker 2: I forget now?
Speaker 7: You know you know the show MTV Cribs, Well, you
Speaker 7: go around check out the celebrities houses. Well, in the
Speaker 7: peak of her career, so.
Speaker 1: Jojo when she was singing to get out Right Now
Speaker 1: her one.
Speaker 7: Song, Yeah yeah, yeah, they did MTV Cribs and she
Speaker 7: opened the dorm, start working to my house.
Speaker 4: But all you were seeing was her bedroom. She's still
Speaker 4: living with.
Speaker 2: So young.
Speaker 1: How was Jojo when that song came out? I don't know, Like,
Speaker 1: would you do Cribs at her house? Did she live
Speaker 1: with morm and?
Speaker 4: Well, I guess she was the thing at the time.
Speaker 1: Anyway you want always se jo Jojo c was house.
Speaker 1: I was talking about it the other day. It's got
Speaker 1: She's got a fish tank as the base of her
Speaker 1: dining room colours. Everything's multicolored, and there's like a multi
Speaker 1: colored time on she pianna.
Speaker 4: You know what I saw on the grammar?
Speaker 2: Oh sure probably yeah, yeah. She screams with Jackie.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's no, not with Jackie, but with jack jack Jackie.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Jojo was only which one? The original Jojo? Not Jojo Sia,
Speaker 1: No Joe Joe get out Star. That song that we
Speaker 1: just played was twelve years old when she recorded that song.
Speaker 1: What she what business does she have at twelve saying
Speaker 1: get out? Leave now it's the end of you and me.
Speaker 2: Let's leave, get out? Thank you for me?
Speaker 4: And I'm not sure what just happened. Hey, that's it.
Speaker 2: We are getting out of here.
Speaker 3: Have we spoken to Joeanne?
Speaker 1: We have at the other station, talk about.
Speaker 3: From my memory partially right one.
Speaker 6: It was one of our last Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: Did we go out on a high?
Speaker 1: We got all the biggest starts, all the big start.
Speaker 7: I used to m s her in which performances we remember?
Speaker 7: I was telling you I had to m C and go, Okay,
Speaker 7: I'm on stage, we're outside Saturday and I'm like, please
Speaker 7: welcome Joe Anne. And then she came down from the
Speaker 7: car park on an escalator, so she just slowly came
Speaker 7: down to keep the oil.
Speaker 4: The escalator got to the bottom.
Speaker 6: O my god.
Speaker 1: I know someone that had Joe and seen jack Jack
Speaker 1: Jackie at their wedding. She knows weddings the Jackie. No,
Speaker 1: there was no one called Jackie at the wedding.
Speaker 4: Aaron Rich, he's a celebrant. He should do a package deal.
Speaker 3: Reach collab with with Joe Anne.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done a wedding where Joe Anne has
Speaker 1: turned up and sung jack chack Like, what this to happen? Package?
Speaker 4: This happened last week. It was book a wedding with him.
Speaker 4: You get a Mat Troy.
Speaker 1: This way, you get n sing one song onorrow Melbourne Bye.
Speaker 3: And Lauren.
Speaker 1: Lauren wake out feeling good following them on the Socials.