Speaker 1: Quiet morning every day, lad, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're welcome the podcast. Joe's Ry.
Speaker 3: Fitzgerald is a very very unique individuals and if you
Speaker 3: follow him on social media Snapchat and on Instagram, sometimes
Speaker 3: you just randomly post these characters that he comes up
Speaker 3: with and they're always based in the South of Adelaide.
Speaker 2: This is his latest installment. He has a sneak, just
Speaker 2: a snippet of Dion.
Speaker 4: Hey Young Girls day on here Captain of the SA
Speaker 4: Grade at No Longer Shoes.
Speaker 5: I like.
Speaker 4: Jim Bain.
Speaker 6: We all know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and if you'd like to hear the rest
Speaker 1: of that video, I can guarantee you it gets even
Speaker 1: better and better.
Speaker 2: There he is the Triyan Fitzgerald.
Speaker 6: Fitz He dear beautiful man and JODYI Father's day this Sunday,
Speaker 6: very special day, very special day.
Speaker 7: And what are you doing for it?
Speaker 8: FITZI?
Speaker 6: Well, I'm well, I'll go and see one of my
Speaker 6: dad's mixed down at Port a Lunger on some day
Speaker 6: and then I'll go over to Thailand to see my
Speaker 6: other dad. But no, it is it is a special day.
Speaker 6: You know what all I want? Jody, I've said to
Speaker 6: the boys, I don't I don't need a gift. I don't.
Speaker 6: I just need some beautiful words. Write them down on
Speaker 6: a piece of paper. And they're like, well, I paid
Speaker 6: no rite, write them down. See that thing there that's
Speaker 6: called a pen. You're write it onder a piece of paper.
Speaker 6: And I want you to speak from the heart of
Speaker 6: what Daddy means to you. So Lenny when he wrote
Speaker 6: a sentence, which was great, but you know that's all
Speaker 6: I want. That's I just I just want them to
Speaker 6: open up to me and tell me their darkest secrets.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say the only thing
Speaker 1: you'd want was a sleep in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Actually that's that is a fair That is
Speaker 6: a fair call. Because I sorry I didn't speak to
Speaker 6: you last week, but I ended up. I did this
Speaker 6: oxpan one hundred kilometer walk jokes. Yeah, and you've got
Speaker 6: to do it in two days, so we didn't sleep hazy.
Speaker 6: We walked for thirty three hours and completed the course.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, wow, I've lost three toenails. Yes, there
Speaker 6: was major cramping. Mircael O Lachlan had cramping after fifteen kilometers.
Speaker 6: Jude Bolton got the worst groin rash from chasing I've
Speaker 6: ever seen in my life. Wow, we had a roll.
Speaker 6: James had a roled ankle. There was a lot of injuries,
Speaker 6: but we got through to the end and it's really
Speaker 6: knocked me for six I've lost a lot of weight
Speaker 6: and it's just air.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 6: I got highly emotional at the end of it. But
Speaker 6: it was such a great thing to do. I really
Speaker 6: enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I think we've all had two days.
Speaker 3: We haven't been to bed and covered one hundred kilometers,
Speaker 3: but there's a couple of puzzs in between fifty.
Speaker 6: Usually that's just house party going from kick on to
Speaker 6: kick on, but no, it was. Yeah, I'm so glad
Speaker 6: I did it. But yeah, it's not me for sick.
Speaker 6: So so I didn't chat to you last week.
Speaker 1: No, all good, Fitzy, we have to talk about a
Speaker 1: video that you've chucked on your Instagram. So you're Fitzy,
Speaker 1: but you're also d on the Sea Grade Captain from
Speaker 1: No Longer.
Speaker 7: Can we play you a little bit? Please?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Plase, hang, young girls, stayn here, Captain of the Sea
Speaker 4: Grade at No Longer Shoes.
Speaker 5: I like.
Speaker 3: Jim Vain, I go the shoes. So if you haven't
Speaker 3: visited yet and you haven't followed. I mean, of course
Speaker 3: through the right thing and follow Ryan fitz Sheerld and
Speaker 3: you'll see some of these characters that pop up on
Speaker 3: your Instagram. Can you take us behind the scenes of
Speaker 3: where they were created?
Speaker 6: Well, you know, it's just it's I have a bit
Speaker 6: of fun on Snapchat. As soon as a filter pops
Speaker 6: up for some reason, a character that I all up
Speaker 6: with will just come straight into my head. And Dion
Speaker 6: is that male, nourish guy who didn't mind, you know,
Speaker 6: having a few drinks on the weekend. And you know what,
Speaker 6: Dion probably hardly slept his whole life as well. He
Speaker 6: was the one that first come into my head and
Speaker 6: I thought, ah, love, Dean's looking for love here and yep,
Speaker 6: and that's what popped up. And it seems to have
Speaker 6: taken off a little bit.
Speaker 1: Well, Fitz, you'll be pleased to know that that popped
Speaker 1: up on my Instagram right as I was waiting for
Speaker 1: the Opposition leader to walk into Parliament House and so
Speaker 1: it was him talking about how he likes his ns
Speaker 1: and skyline, if you know what I mean. And then
Speaker 1: I was in tears just as David Spears walked down
Speaker 1: the stairs.
Speaker 2: Check this out.
Speaker 6: And I see you didn't pay that bit about then.
Speaker 3: Jumped in and around that fitz a bit of a
Speaker 3: weekend off, of course with footy. How are you going
Speaker 3: to summarize a Crow season?
Speaker 6: Look, I do think it was a success, Hazy. Obviously
Speaker 6: disappointing that we didn't win one of those close games,
Speaker 6: but the signs are really really positive. I don't think
Speaker 6: anyone thought that the Crows were going to do well
Speaker 6: this year, and like I said, we performed against the
Speaker 6: best side in the competition where you could dissect the
Speaker 6: whole top eight and see that we, you know, played
Speaker 6: really really well. It's just some of those games that
Speaker 6: we dropped that we need to pick up on. So
Speaker 6: be the key we have to keep Darren Burgess. If
Speaker 6: we keep Darren Burgess and the boys have another preseason
Speaker 6: under him, I think the boys definitely are looking at
Speaker 6: a top eight and maybe even winning a final. So
Speaker 6: it's exciting times. And look, I would say thumbs up
Speaker 6: for the year that we had in twenty twenty three City.
Speaker 1: We didn't speak to you last week, so we didn't
Speaker 1: get to dissect that moment with you and your boys
Speaker 1: who are avid Crows fans that moment when it hit
Speaker 1: the post but didn't hit the post.
Speaker 7: But you know what I mean, what was it like
Speaker 7: in the six year old household?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 6: It was you will you know what. I was up
Speaker 6: in Darwin for work, Jody, and I was on the
Speaker 6: phone to my son Hiuie every time we kicked a
Speaker 6: goal in the last quarter and we were flying home
Speaker 6: and we would only speak to each other after each goal.
Speaker 6: So I said to him, you cannot ring me after
Speaker 6: a point. It's got to be after a goal. And
Speaker 6: then we both rang each other thinking it was a
Speaker 6: goal and it was. It was devastation. There was there
Speaker 6: was tears, you know what. We were thinking the AFL
Speaker 6: as an absolute joke and then we've realized that we'll
Speaker 6: get a few concessions next year for it. But yeah,
Speaker 6: it was. It was horrible to watch as a family.
Speaker 1: Horrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, onwards and upwards from here. Fit's appreciate your time.
Speaker 3: Happy Father's Day, and thank you so much for introducing
Speaker 3: the world to Dion.
Speaker 6: No, it's no worries.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 7: Next week you could go to the gym, or to
Speaker 7: the shopping or go to work.
Speaker 1: But what if you went in a beachier direction. You're
Speaker 1: only a what if away from a holiday with the
Speaker 1: what if a book.
Speaker 2: Accommodation, flass packages and more what.
Speaker 1: If it'szy for travel.
Speaker 2: It's been a big build up, he flw round one.
Speaker 3: It is here Saturday, two thirty five, and it's a
Speaker 3: showdown at nor What over love this?
Speaker 7: Okay? Just coming in hot, coming into the showdown?
Speaker 2: Bang, yeah, just to really weirdly set the tone nice
Speaker 2: and early fairy nice.
Speaker 3: So we thought, why don't we just get in some
Speaker 3: of the absolute stars of the competition. Yes, indeed, And
Speaker 3: when we went to out and we went straight to
Speaker 3: the top. It's our satan ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hello, thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: I love thanks for coming in.
Speaker 7: Oh gosh, how's the nerves heading into round one?
Speaker 8: I think I'm more excited than nervous round one. It's
Speaker 8: always exciting. Finally finished pre season.
Speaker 1: Everyone says it, but he's pre season and absolute.
Speaker 8: It honestly is. It's the biggest grind of the whole
Speaker 8: of the seasons. I'm not a favorite of running, so
Speaker 8: I don't really like running, but yeah, and pre seasons running,
Speaker 8: so you're.
Speaker 1: In the wrong sport due, yeah, I do it.
Speaker 3: Actually spent a big few months, new club, new name,
Speaker 3: bit happening.
Speaker 8: I know, new journey for me, and I'm really excited
Speaker 8: about it. New name, going into a new club that
Speaker 8: I grew up supporting. So yeah, really excited.
Speaker 1: So tell us how it all unfolded. You're a crow,
Speaker 1: what port just come? You get a phone call? Then
Speaker 1: what happens?
Speaker 8: Chat it to lots a few times. Was back and forth.
Speaker 8: It wasn't like the easiest decision, so it's not like
Speaker 8: yes straight away. It took it took us a bit
Speaker 8: of time. Now I'm all for it. So all at
Speaker 8: Port really excited and yeah, started my new journey.
Speaker 3: I would imagine this is a bit of an anxious
Speaker 3: time for players when you play year old club, and
Speaker 3: particularly when it's on your terms to go to a
Speaker 3: different club.
Speaker 2: Are you expecting? What are you expecting on Saturday? Is
Speaker 2: it going to be rough? I think a little bit rough.
Speaker 8: I hope I'm still friends of I don't know if
Speaker 8: I will be after the game, yeah, but I think yeah,
Speaker 8: I think I'll get a little bit of talk on
Speaker 8: the field. But that's what makes it exciting.
Speaker 1: What do you think she's expecting, like a sneaky wedgie
Speaker 1: or something Port Adelaide new wish club in the scheme
Speaker 1: of things. Is it going to be a slow burn
Speaker 1: for you guys or do you think we'll see results
Speaker 1: sooner rather than later.
Speaker 8: I think it was a results sooner or rather than later.
Speaker 8: I think this year we've honestly had the biggest preseason.
Speaker 8: We showed what we could do in the preseason matches,
Speaker 8: so yeah, we did really well against GWS and Saint Kilda.
Speaker 8: So I think you'll see a new Port Adelaide women's
Speaker 8: team this year.
Speaker 2: And probably most importantly as they recruited well.
Speaker 8: They have recruited well in different areas, so like we've
Speaker 8: spread it across the ground, which I think kudos to
Speaker 8: Port they did really well on that and I think
Speaker 8: that's what they needed. Well.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming in this morning and
Speaker 1: we wish you all the best for the weekend. Hopefully
Speaker 1: no wedgies. We've put a line through that.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's go from one AFLW start to another. We went
Speaker 3: to Port Adelaide, now it's time to go to Westlake.
Speaker 3: Send the Crows and geez talk about top of the
Speaker 3: line midfielders.
Speaker 2: It's Anne hatshad get a hatchie good.
Speaker 9: Morning to you too.
Speaker 2: Thanks having me on.
Speaker 7: It is our pleasure.
Speaker 1: You are on the verge of a brand new afl
Speaker 1: W season.
Speaker 7: How's a nerve?
Speaker 9: Yeah, as it's creeping up towards this weekend, I'm starting
Speaker 9: to feel a bit more nervous. It kind of doesn't
Speaker 9: feel real. We had such a long break and then
Speaker 9: a really quick preseason, so I think, yeah, the nerves
Speaker 9: are starting to creep up now, Hatchie.
Speaker 2: What about the squad?
Speaker 3: It's something it's not completely new, but you've lost a
Speaker 3: lot of experience and you're one of the leaders.
Speaker 2: Now, how does that sit with you?
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a bit weird being one of the old
Speaker 9: ones now. Yeah, we lost a few and you know,
Speaker 9: a few went to Port, but we've gained quite a
Speaker 9: few young talents. So nah, the squad's looking good and yeah,
Speaker 9: really excited heading into this season.
Speaker 1: I'm just googling you right now, and my goodness, You've
Speaker 1: had some different hairstyles amongst the journey. There's been a
Speaker 1: lot of braid action. What are we daybuing this weekend?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yep, so definitely game day braids will be back
Speaker 9: for this season, so I'll have the four braids coming
Speaker 9: down into a low bun, so perfect. The hair is
Speaker 9: ready to go.
Speaker 7: Can I ask you who does the braids for you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So my wife St. Georgie does them. There's some days
Speaker 9: where she's not too keen on it because it takes
Speaker 9: a while, but she's committed to it now. So we'll
Speaker 9: see how her form is this year.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you she's very good with the braids.
Speaker 1: I want to get her in here so she can
Speaker 1: do mine.
Speaker 7: Looks so good. She actually is very good.
Speaker 9: She's had a lot of girls asking Forred to do
Speaker 9: their braids, so it's quite funny.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon she could do Hazy's hair. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's sure, but there's a bit to work with.
Speaker 9: I reckon we could get a few little braids at
Speaker 9: the front, just the one braids year right now, look
Speaker 9: quite thick enough.
Speaker 3: You're going to play against some former teammates and some
Speaker 3: fresh new members of Port Adelaide.
Speaker 2: We spoke to Ash Saint just before.
Speaker 3: Can she expects some special treatment, perhaps in the first
Speaker 3: minute or two on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Oh look, I'm sure.
Speaker 9: Will give her a little bit of something from her
Speaker 9: back line, so it might be quite funny. We'll see
Speaker 9: who matches up to her first.
Speaker 7: I predicted a wedgie. Is that a possibility?
Speaker 9: Oh, look, now that you've given me the idea, maybe.
Speaker 3: Actually, you are one one of the elite players of
Speaker 3: the competition and your CV speaks for itself. For you
Speaker 3: at this stage of your career and you're still so young.
Speaker 3: What are you working on? How can you possibly get better?
Speaker 9: Oh, there's plenty of things I'm still working on. Definitely,
Speaker 9: my kick is something that this off season I've been
Speaker 9: really trying to work on.
Speaker 7: My goalkicking hasn't.
Speaker 9: Been great in the past season, so hopefully can kick
Speaker 9: a few more goals this season. And yeah, just be
Speaker 9: one of the old ones, just trying to help the
Speaker 9: young ones as they come through.
Speaker 1: Well, and thank you so much for joining us this morning.
Speaker 1: All the very best for the weekend, it's going to
Speaker 1: be kicked off with a bang with a showdown at
Speaker 1: Port and Adelaide.
Speaker 7: All very best, Thanks very much, thanks for having I
Speaker 7: Love your Dad, I love your dad. I love you,
Speaker 7: I Love your dad.
Speaker 3: Jodie Hazy's bad dad joke off.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have been doing it all week, taking bad
Speaker 1: dad jokes from all the kiddies right across South Australia.
Speaker 1: And we promised everyone more the cinema passes and Miokman
Speaker 1: grooming Copak for Dad. So everyone that's delivered a joke
Speaker 1: has one one of those.
Speaker 7: However, there can only be.
Speaker 2: One winner, that is true.
Speaker 3: So before we announce the winner, can we just sting
Speaker 3: on some of the absolutely outstanding.
Speaker 2: Jokes that were Oh I thought you were going to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 3: I've got a few up my sleeves about that. Thank
Speaker 3: you so much to everyone and got involved this.
Speaker 6: Week you can drink five leaders or fuel without dying
Speaker 6: Jerry can Can our hostels Insulcer and Levice. And this day,
Speaker 6: why is.
Speaker 7: That's a long face?
Speaker 2: Have you heard the rumor about that?
Speaker 7: No? No, what's the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not
Speaker 7: going to spread it.
Speaker 6: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Speaker 7: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Speaker 10: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Speaker 2: A blind dinosaur?
Speaker 7: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Speaker 6: Do you think the stores.
Speaker 7: It's just short but walked into a bar?
Speaker 2: The other one dogged?
Speaker 10: So how do you fix the crack pumpkin?
Speaker 7: How do you fix the crack pumpkin?
Speaker 6: The pumpkin patch.
Speaker 2: Jokes?
Speaker 1: Yes, good, very nice, indeed However, as I mentioned, they
Speaker 1: can only be one winner of the five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: mismatch brawling voucher, and that winner this morning his ten
Speaker 1: year old Gracie from Morson Legs. Hey, Graciere, Okay.
Speaker 6: She's excited.
Speaker 11: She's got a friend here to listen to.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so exciting, Gracie. Just remind us what was
Speaker 1: your joke again?
Speaker 7: What do you call a newsreader with promote? What do
Speaker 7: you call a news reader with a broken microphone?
Speaker 1: Excellent, Grace, Gracey, And you're getting in the big thumbs
Speaker 1: up and the clapping hands from news reader Abbey right now, Gracie, well.
Speaker 7: Done, Thank you so much. What's your dad's name, George?
Speaker 8: George?
Speaker 7: Do you want to wish him a very happy Father's Day?
Speaker 1: Okay, and Gracie you can tell him he's won of
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars mismatch brewing voucher.
Speaker 7: Dad's something about good stuff exciting.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Him, Gracie.
Speaker 1: See, that's what happens when you tap into newsreader Abby
Speaker 1: and then she rallies behind the scenes and she's like
Speaker 1: that joke haus to win.
Speaker 2: Yes, and we're also afraid of her that she makes
Speaker 2: things happen.
Speaker 11: I mean, I get to go on Sunday and I'll
Speaker 11: spend the five hundred dollars on board.
Speaker 2: Got the mismatches.
Speaker 3: I'm now though, for just another little edition of JODI's Diary.
Speaker 3: And how are you feeling this week?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 2: What's your vibe like?
Speaker 7: I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'm actually quite excited to recap this week.
Speaker 7: It's been a fun one.
Speaker 2: Okay you ready? You said what the theme before was
Speaker 2: body parts?
Speaker 7: Body parts?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's run with it, dear Diary.
Speaker 1: This week was really really confusing on so many levels.
Speaker 7: For example, Hazy was really really confused about his pronouns.
Speaker 7: Am I right? Sam Smith?
Speaker 3: More chances, even more chances for some more adelaid shaking.
Speaker 7: Gains some believable stuff, isn't it just incredible?
Speaker 2: As is our person Sam Smith?
Speaker 1: And then Abby from the news room was really really
Speaker 1: confused about boy bits.
Speaker 7: Outside the airport.
Speaker 11: There's urgent waterworks on set on a Brabland drive just
Speaker 11: near the Gold golf course.
Speaker 1: And then I was really really confused about the attractive
Speaker 1: nature of intestines.
Speaker 2: Can just charging up.
Speaker 3: There's plenty of colon there, So let's take this train
Speaker 3: down to knowledge.
Speaker 2: Phille, who wants to come?
Speaker 7: You said colon? Then I was like, why has he
Speaker 7: got a long colon?
Speaker 2: Wash it out?
Speaker 7: Didn't that be your claim to a massive colon?
Speaker 2: I've got a record breaking colon.
Speaker 1: Speaking of bowel movements, can I just give everyone a
Speaker 1: big tip though, if you're ever out on a steak out,
Speaker 1: which you wouldn't do because in a sport, but don't
Speaker 1: ever let the Henry Hayes use your toilet.
Speaker 7: Oh god, the whole IBS thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know I don't have ibs, by the way
Speaker 1: it is, I thought you did.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: But dari I will tell you what gives me the
Speaker 1: absolute losing songs A song song song.
Speaker 3: Before, I need your name first Haze, Sam Smith, no good, goodbyes.
Speaker 2: Hey Hey only to zip though.
Speaker 7: Has left the studio.
Speaker 1: Crow's fans would have rejoiced this week to discover the
Speaker 1: Lockness monster was right behind them.
Speaker 3: So this is the audio that they picked up in
Speaker 3: the lake when they're trying to find this big, old
Speaker 3: mythical potentially ancient monster.
Speaker 2: Have a listen.
Speaker 12: It's called weird Oh my god. So this is where
Speaker 12: it gets really really strange. So we've got a sound
Speaker 12: guy here by the name of Todd, who is just
Speaker 12: the best of the best. Yeah, he's very good, and
Speaker 12: we gave this audio Todd. Yeah, we said, Todd, is
Speaker 12: it something you can do to help us out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm rather one of the greatest mythical mysteries in
Speaker 1: the universe.
Speaker 2: So this is what he came back with.
Speaker 10: It was awesome, love, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: It was just a describable crows or having a bit
Speaker 3: of a.
Speaker 7: Swim in the Lockness Diary.
Speaker 1: We can bind the Locknest monster and the crow, so
Speaker 1: it was only a natural progression to marry up meat
Speaker 1: with the logis.
Speaker 7: Next time we've got andro Obef. Yeah, it's on the
Speaker 7: judging panel.
Speaker 1: I'd like to introduce to the stage ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 7: Thigh Sebastian.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that.
Speaker 3: That's good of course, always being water too with the
Speaker 3: meat logs it's a Hamish steak.
Speaker 7: That's not fair.
Speaker 3: I'll just check another picture. Hampang hoped it well.
Speaker 1: Speaking weird turns, I learned just how to make Hazy
Speaker 1: happy after a random discussion about Troy Sebarne's latest album cover.
Speaker 7: Yeah, now I know what to do. You're feeling a
Speaker 7: bit cruppy. We men tickle your ribs.
Speaker 3: You get gregging and get into a sit on my
Speaker 3: shoulders naked. He's too heavy, Greg, I can.
Speaker 7: Do that if you like.
Speaker 1: I'll either tip your ricks, I'll get my husband and
Speaker 1: then you can nestle.
Speaker 7: Or come mere, little Andrew, let me tickle your dummy.
Speaker 7: So to Andrew.
Speaker 1: O beef Andre beef Crows, fans and.
Speaker 7: Use readers who can't say golf.
Speaker 1: Course, golf course, go off this weekend, Kings and queens.
Speaker 1: Oh my love, Jody, you you've got your time.
Speaker 7: Machine on this day?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ho hum, I guess it's what.
Speaker 2: It's Friday.
Speaker 3: Welcome Friday, go right off, please, also pinching the punch
Speaker 3: first out of the monk.
Speaker 7: Oh hitting the kick for being so quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, first of September. Let's take a trip down memory lane.
Speaker 3: Let's go back to nineteen ninety six, the birth of Zendaya.
Speaker 3: She was born in Oakland, California, to days her twenty
Speaker 3: seventh birthday.
Speaker 7: I love you no if you don't you love being loved,
Speaker 7: just like sucking life out of people.
Speaker 2: My gosh.
Speaker 3: Another one of those youngsters who have achieved way too
Speaker 3: much for such a young age.
Speaker 7: Also, can you say her name right please? Zen Dania?
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 3: Earlier in the year, it was news the Jodiodi that
Speaker 3: Zendaya was in fact the real person zen Dania, And
Speaker 3: what do we come up with?
Speaker 2: It was a combination between Zendeia and Tanya Zeta yep correct.
Speaker 3: Nineteen eighty five, Titanic was found by French divers that
Speaker 3: had been missing since it sank in nineteen twelve. It's
Speaker 3: so easy to think that, oh, well, of course you
Speaker 3: know exactly what it is. But I guess it goes
Speaker 3: to show that it's a pretty big ocean.
Speaker 2: Out there, is it.
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, And it makes.
Speaker 2: You think when you think about it, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: It'd be a cool moment though when you discover it
Speaker 1: there it is like, yeah, that's where a segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then what do you do? Just throw a
Speaker 2: rope on it and try and drag it back and shurebat.
Speaker 7: Who used to say it? I don't think so, I
Speaker 7: don't know.
Speaker 3: Nineteen seventy nine, In Excess Made, they're on stage at
Speaker 3: debut at the Ocean View Hotel in Tukeley, New South Wales.
Speaker 2: Who's this handsome young feller? Michael hutchins, Oh goodness, we
Speaker 2: could be hit with the ladies.
Speaker 7: How many women in the audience were like, Oh, wouldn't
Speaker 7: mind a been of that?
Speaker 2: In terms of percentage, maybe one hundred percent, maybe one hundred.
Speaker 7: And ten percent, if there is such a thing.
Speaker 3: Once someone September the first in twenty fifteen, give me
Speaker 3: Everything by Pitbull Neo afro Jack.
Speaker 2: If there's a better trio, then I'm here to see it. Yep,
Speaker 2: go off, Pitbull fans. Wait this, Pitbull fan.
Speaker 6: You don't work it hard.
Speaker 4: The biggest freaking story tells huge juicy shoes.
Speaker 1: I start throt juice by saying, oh Selena. So, Selena
Speaker 1: Gomez has the Instagram post after accidentally breaking the rules
Speaker 1: of the ongoing Actors Strike. So she is the third
Speaker 1: most followed person on Instagram full stop across the world.
Speaker 7: How's that? It's unbelievable that hundreds of millions?
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you precisely, but I'll look it up
Speaker 1: for you anyway. So she shared a black and white
Speaker 1: photo from the set of Only Murders in the Building
Speaker 1: to promote season three of the Hulu series in which
Speaker 1: she stars, and, as she wrote, missing and waiting at
Speaker 1: only murders Hulu. However, that is in complete contravention of
Speaker 1: the SAG after an agreement whereby actors wouldn't post about
Speaker 1: movies coming out given the dispute, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, well, no, not good.
Speaker 1: On air because that's not what she's supposed to do,
Speaker 1: Joe Juice.
Speaker 11: She has four hundred and twenty eight million followers than
Speaker 11: so ten thousand less than you, Hayses.
Speaker 7: Are you even on Instagram? Okay?
Speaker 2: Do you suggest that I don't have much of an
Speaker 2: Instagram person?
Speaker 1: Let me ask this question. When was the last time
Speaker 1: you posted something? No?
Speaker 3: No, I posted something a couple of weeks ago about
Speaker 3: what for rough sleeper code?
Speaker 7: Yeah yep.
Speaker 2: But before that yeah, months and months? Yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit dormant on Instagram. I see everything though.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, no one, and no one knows who you are.
Speaker 1: A frustrated fifty cent hurled a broken microphone into the
Speaker 1: audience at his latest concert and left the fan with
Speaker 1: a gruesome head injury. So production had kept handing him
Speaker 1: microphones that were broken, yep, and so he finally had
Speaker 1: enough and he just like violently threw it into the crowd.
Speaker 7: Going on at the.
Speaker 3: Moment, not Curtis Jackson's best move. And on top of those, well,
Speaker 3: wouldn't you throw it into the ground? Yeah, like I
Speaker 3: think he was trying to claim as well that he
Speaker 3: threw it in a part of the stage where people
Speaker 3: weren't supposed to be.
Speaker 2: But still there's the element of risk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, lesson learn, I know.
Speaker 1: And it's unfortunate because in here, if we went to
Speaker 1: throw a microphone, it's not going to work because it's
Speaker 1: attached to the wall, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: that's hard for us anyway, Juicy juice, what about this story?
Speaker 7: I love it so much.
Speaker 1: Former Bardo member Belinda Chappel has dished the dirt in
Speaker 1: a shocking newtell Or book. So can you remember Bardo's
Speaker 1: shot to fame? They did Pop Stars TV and apparently
Speaker 1: at their height, they made twenty seven million dollars through merch,
Speaker 1: the gigs, the appearance fees, that TV show, the ad sales,
Speaker 1: all of it.
Speaker 7: Twenty seven million dollars.
Speaker 1: And guess how much they were handed every single day
Speaker 1: in per diems.
Speaker 7: When they were onto a Guess.
Speaker 1: Like sixty bucks, thirty five dollars, thirty five dollars. And
Speaker 1: then she said sometimes they'd check the envelope and they've
Speaker 1: been short changed.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: So they're sitting there in Westfields just signing all this
Speaker 1: stuff at thirty dollars a pop, and they saw none
Speaker 1: of it. And then they signed a deal with Bardow,
Speaker 1: the clothing company, and they.
Speaker 7: Were like, oh my god, we're going to be like
Speaker 7: rolling in it.
Speaker 1: And in the book she says, we soon realize we
Speaker 1: would have been financially better off.
Speaker 7: Working at Bardow.
Speaker 2: Isn't that under leterble?
Speaker 7: Then being a part of the pop and.
Speaker 3: The gas line would have been happening as well, Like
Speaker 3: whilst all that was happening would have been people in
Speaker 3: the areas being like, you don't know how lucky you are.
Speaker 7: So lucky.
Speaker 2: This is such a huge opportunity. You're so lucky.
Speaker 7: Yeah, this is so juicy.
Speaker 2: This book.
Speaker 1: She said that her and Sophie Monk haven't spoken since
Speaker 1: Bardo broken up, but she's since sort of repaired relationships
Speaker 1: with all the others.
Speaker 7: And remember one of them got done stealing from band members.
Speaker 7: Oh no, wonder she did.
Speaker 1: Because that's right, because they clearly weren't being paid enough.
Speaker 3: People are like, oh, she's a pop star. She's got
Speaker 3: everything you possibly want. Yeah, she's got everything except for money.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 1: And so she's formed a collaboration with Katie Underwood, who
Speaker 1: was also one of the band members, and they're going
Speaker 1: to release a single very soon.
Speaker 7: Okay that school, isn't it? Good story?
Speaker 2: There's your latest Bardo gossip.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Happy to admit sometimes stories in JODI's juice aren't that juicy.
Speaker 7: But that one was good.
Speaker 2: That's really good. It sounds like a good book.
Speaker 13: You're welcome, all right, and.
Speaker 5: That you seem tense, seem anxious.
Speaker 1: I just need a win, that's all. Like, just a
Speaker 1: small win in my life, full stop.
Speaker 7: That'll be nice.
Speaker 2: I just not I'm not sure how I feel about you.
Speaker 7: Don't you.
Speaker 1: Don't you talk to me about playing on emotions, because
Speaker 1: you have chosen a song this week that you know
Speaker 1: resonates with each and every single member of this team.
Speaker 1: It is it's our anthem on the Jody and Hazy Show,
Speaker 1: and you've chosen that just to.
Speaker 7: Tap into people's heart strengths.
Speaker 1: So don't talk to me about manipulating emotions, thank you
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 2: I mean I was going to talk it up.
Speaker 3: But you've done such a good job. Hind lips of
Speaker 3: an angel, Oh my gosh, and just a painted picture.
Speaker 3: Right now, you've got news reader Abbey who is going off,
Speaker 3: going off, Yes, and this is just a probuge. We
Speaker 3: could hear this in full, ladies and gentlemen, Yeah we could.
Speaker 2: And we could set up.
Speaker 3: Your Friday and your weekend entirely, and gosh, we could
Speaker 3: live our.
Speaker 7: Best lives or alternative.
Speaker 2: Alternatively, we could not live our best lives.
Speaker 7: That is not true.
Speaker 1: Ricky Martin always lives his best life, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Play my song, turn yours down.
Speaker 2: You still live in Levina, Loga?
Speaker 7: Yeah, sure is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said you're for a long time then.
Speaker 7: So I just want to.
Speaker 1: Talk you through the evolution of this song choice And
Speaker 1: I lost earlier in the week's songs, Song song song
Speaker 1: because I tried to guess a cold Play song that
Speaker 1: is what's the name of.
Speaker 8: VI?
Speaker 7: And I accidentally said live in Levita, Loga.
Speaker 1: And I just feel like it was a sign from
Speaker 1: the song gods, this is the song.
Speaker 7: That I need to choose to get me.
Speaker 2: Back in the winner circle because Ricky is always in
Speaker 2: your head. Yeah, He's always gyrated.
Speaker 7: He never leaves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just twisting his hips in your brain? Are
Speaker 2: the jerky movements? Am I having a stroke? No, it's
Speaker 2: Ricky Martin.
Speaker 7: Double to sell my song, you go, so turn it
Speaker 7: up again, please?
Speaker 2: I wish it was a drawn. You can't help it
Speaker 2: move your body, can you?
Speaker 3: But then you still move your body to this, just
Speaker 3: in a different direction, but also.
Speaker 8: With the lift song.
Speaker 7: Also, it's a song about infidelity. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 7: leave that with.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're a bad first if you vote for
Speaker 2: this song.
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, horrible, terrible cheeta.
Speaker 3: If you vote for your sword anyway, cheese too outrageous
Speaker 3: sells there. So I jump on at Jody and Hayes
Speaker 3: on Instagram and vote for which one you think will
Speaker 3: set up weekend best.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, it'll do for us.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Father's Day on Sunday. Happy Father's Day to you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you dad of two soon to be three.
Speaker 2: To Gregotdie as well. Yes, as a sensational job.
Speaker 13: Happy birthday to my Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Happy Father's Day to my husband, who is the most
Speaker 1: magnificent dad on the planet.
Speaker 2: I happy week It does a very good job, all right,
Speaker 2: have a great weekend,