WEBVTT - What Makes The Perfect Father's Day Feat. Fitzy 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.480 Quiet morning every day, lad, I don't know. 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:09.559 You're welcome the podcast. Joe's Ry. 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:12.920 Fitzgerald is a very very unique individuals and if you 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.920 follow him on social media Snapchat and on Instagram, sometimes 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:19.000 you just randomly post these characters that he comes up 0:00:19.000 --> 0:00:21.919 with and they're always based in the South of Adelaide. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:25.040 This is his latest installment. He has a sneak, just 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:26.400 a snippet of Dion. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:30.560 Hey Young Girls day on here Captain of the SA 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:31.880 Grade at No Longer Shoes. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:32.920 I like. 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:34.920 Jim Bain. 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:35.519 We all know. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:39.120 Oh yeah, and if you'd like to hear the rest 0:00:39.120 --> 0:00:41.600 of that video, I can guarantee you it gets even 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:42.360 better and better. 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:50.760 There he is the Triyan Fitzgerald. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:56.880 Fitz He dear beautiful man and JODYI Father's day this Sunday, 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:59.680 very special day, very special day. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:01.600 And what are you doing for it? 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:02.000 FITZI? 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:06.760 Well, I'm well, I'll go and see one of my 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:09.640 dad's mixed down at Port a Lunger on some day 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.080 and then I'll go over to Thailand to see my 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:17.280 other dad. But no, it is it is a special day. 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:19.360 You know what all I want? Jody, I've said to 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:21.600 the boys, I don't I don't need a gift. I don't. 0:01:21.720 --> 0:01:24.560 I just need some beautiful words. Write them down on 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:27.319 a piece of paper. And they're like, well, I paid 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.839 no rite, write them down. See that thing there that's 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:35.000 called a pen. You're write it onder a piece of paper. 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.920 And I want you to speak from the heart of 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:42.480 what Daddy means to you. So Lenny when he wrote 0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:46.200 a sentence, which was great, but you know that's all 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:48.520 I want. That's I just I just want them to 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.360 open up to me and tell me their darkest secrets. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:54.800 I thought you were going to say the only thing 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.040 you'd want was a sleep in. 0:01:57.120 --> 0:02:00.880 Yeah, yeah, Actually that's that is a fair That is 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.480 a fair call. Because I sorry I didn't speak to 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:06.280 you last week, but I ended up. I did this 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:11.880 oxpan one hundred kilometer walk jokes. Yeah, and you've got 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:15.600 to do it in two days, so we didn't sleep hazy. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:20.880 We walked for thirty three hours and completed the course. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:27.359 Oh my goodness, wow, I've lost three toenails. Yes, there 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:31.679 was major cramping. Mircael O Lachlan had cramping after fifteen kilometers. 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:35.920 Jude Bolton got the worst groin rash from chasing I've 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.400 ever seen in my life. Wow, we had a roll. 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:42.160 James had a roled ankle. There was a lot of injuries, 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:46.360 but we got through to the end and it's really 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.720 knocked me for six I've lost a lot of weight 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.160 and it's just air. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:50.760 It was. 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.360 I got highly emotional at the end of it. But 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:56.200 it was such a great thing to do. I really 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:56.760 enjoyed it. 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:00.160 Yeah, I mean, I think we've all had two days. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:02.160 We haven't been to bed and covered one hundred kilometers, 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:03.799 but there's a couple of puzzs in between fifty. 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.320 Usually that's just house party going from kick on to 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:13.040 kick on, but no, it was. Yeah, I'm so glad 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.440 I did it. But yeah, it's not me for sick. 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:16.960 So so I didn't chat to you last week. 0:03:17.120 --> 0:03:19.360 No, all good, Fitzy, we have to talk about a 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:23.079 video that you've chucked on your Instagram. So you're Fitzy, 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.200 but you're also d on the Sea Grade Captain from 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:25.720 No Longer. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.920 Can we play you a little bit? Please? 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:28.799 Yes? 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:33.919 Plase, hang, young girls, stayn here, Captain of the Sea 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:35.280 Grade at No Longer Shoes. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:36.320 I like. 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:41.600 Jim Vain, I go the shoes. So if you haven't 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:43.720 visited yet and you haven't followed. I mean, of course 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.480 through the right thing and follow Ryan fitz Sheerld and 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.040 you'll see some of these characters that pop up on 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:51.000 your Instagram. Can you take us behind the scenes of 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:51.880 where they were created? 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.040 Well, you know, it's just it's I have a bit 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.200 of fun on Snapchat. As soon as a filter pops 0:03:57.280 --> 0:04:00.400 up for some reason, a character that I all up 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:04.920 with will just come straight into my head. And Dion 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:09.360 is that male, nourish guy who didn't mind, you know, 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:12.240 having a few drinks on the weekend. And you know what, 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:17.000 Dion probably hardly slept his whole life as well. He 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.039 was the one that first come into my head and 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:23.120 I thought, ah, love, Dean's looking for love here and yep, 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.840 and that's what popped up. And it seems to have 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:27.920 taken off a little bit. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.839 Well, Fitz, you'll be pleased to know that that popped 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.040 up on my Instagram right as I was waiting for 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:37.040 the Opposition leader to walk into Parliament House and so 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.200 it was him talking about how he likes his ns 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.240 and skyline, if you know what I mean. And then 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.360 I was in tears just as David Spears walked down 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.120 the stairs. 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:48.080 Check this out. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:56.320 And I see you didn't pay that bit about then. 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.520 Jumped in and around that fitz a bit of a 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.599 weekend off, of course with footy. How are you going 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:04.880 to summarize a Crow season? 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.840 Look, I do think it was a success, Hazy. Obviously 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:12.839 disappointing that we didn't win one of those close games, 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.800 but the signs are really really positive. I don't think 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:19.159 anyone thought that the Crows were going to do well 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.400 this year, and like I said, we performed against the 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.080 best side in the competition where you could dissect the 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:29.280 whole top eight and see that we, you know, played 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.800 really really well. It's just some of those games that 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.680 we dropped that we need to pick up on. So 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:37.600 be the key we have to keep Darren Burgess. If 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:40.279 we keep Darren Burgess and the boys have another preseason 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:44.520 under him, I think the boys definitely are looking at 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:47.200 a top eight and maybe even winning a final. So 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:51.840 it's exciting times. And look, I would say thumbs up 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:54.560 for the year that we had in twenty twenty three City. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:56.960 We didn't speak to you last week, so we didn't 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.640 get to dissect that moment with you and your boys 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.840 who are avid Crows fans that moment when it hit 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:04.880 the post but didn't hit the post. 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:06.320 But you know what I mean, what was it like 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:07.960 in the six year old household? 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:08.760 It was? 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.520 It was you will you know what. I was up 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.760 in Darwin for work, Jody, and I was on the 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.040 phone to my son Hiuie every time we kicked a 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:20.000 goal in the last quarter and we were flying home 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:24.080 and we would only speak to each other after each goal. 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.719 So I said to him, you cannot ring me after 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.520 a point. It's got to be after a goal. And 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.400 then we both rang each other thinking it was a 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:36.560 goal and it was. It was devastation. There was there 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:40.800 was tears, you know what. We were thinking the AFL 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.680 as an absolute joke and then we've realized that we'll 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.920 get a few concessions next year for it. But yeah, 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:49.240 it was. It was horrible to watch as a family. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:49.880 Horrible. 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.799 Yeah, onwards and upwards from here. Fit's appreciate your time. 0:06:54.000 --> 0:06:57.120 Happy Father's Day, and thank you so much for introducing 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:57.919 the world to Dion. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:00.159 No, it's no worries. 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:01.560 You. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.000 Next week you could go to the gym, or to 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:05.320 the shopping or go to work. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.720 But what if you went in a beachier direction. You're 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.600 only a what if away from a holiday with the 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:11.679 what if a book. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:13.720 Accommodation, flass packages and more what. 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:17.240 If it'szy for travel. 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:23.880 It's been a big build up, he flw round one. 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.680 It is here Saturday, two thirty five, and it's a 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:29.320 showdown at nor What over love this? 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:32.200 Okay? Just coming in hot, coming into the showdown? 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.640 Bang, yeah, just to really weirdly set the tone nice 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:36.720 and early fairy nice. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.760 So we thought, why don't we just get in some 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.720 of the absolute stars of the competition. Yes, indeed, And 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:43.200 when we went to out and we went straight to 0:07:43.200 --> 0:07:45.120 the top. It's our satan ladies and gentlemen. 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:47.360 Hello, Hello, thank you for having me. 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:48.680 I love thanks for coming in. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:51.520 Oh gosh, how's the nerves heading into round one? 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:54.880 I think I'm more excited than nervous round one. It's 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.320 always exciting. Finally finished pre season. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.840 Everyone says it, but he's pre season and absolute. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:04.360 It honestly is. It's the biggest grind of the whole 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.120 of the seasons. I'm not a favorite of running, so 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.000 I don't really like running, but yeah, and pre seasons running, 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:10.680 so you're. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.680 In the wrong sport due, yeah, I do it. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.600 Actually spent a big few months, new club, new name, 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:18.440 bit happening. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:22.040 I know, new journey for me, and I'm really excited 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:24.240 about it. New name, going into a new club that 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.920 I grew up supporting. So yeah, really excited. 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.119 So tell us how it all unfolded. You're a crow, 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.120 what port just come? You get a phone call? Then 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:32.760 what happens? 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:35.760 Chat it to lots a few times. Was back and forth. 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:38.600 It wasn't like the easiest decision, so it's not like 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:40.720 yes straight away. It took it took us a bit 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:42.760 of time. Now I'm all for it. So all at 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:45.400 Port really excited and yeah, started my new journey. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.920 I would imagine this is a bit of an anxious 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.480 time for players when you play year old club, and 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.319 particularly when it's on your terms to go to a 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:52.840 different club. 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.800 Are you expecting? What are you expecting on Saturday? Is 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:58.160 it going to be rough? I think a little bit rough. 0:08:58.280 --> 0:09:01.120 I hope I'm still friends of I don't know if 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:04.160 I will be after the game, yeah, but I think yeah, 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.160 I think I'll get a little bit of talk on 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.559 the field. But that's what makes it exciting. 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:11.120 What do you think she's expecting, like a sneaky wedgie 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:17.600 or something Port Adelaide new wish club in the scheme 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:20.000 of things. Is it going to be a slow burn 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.040 for you guys or do you think we'll see results 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:23.520 sooner rather than later. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:26.520 I think it was a results sooner or rather than later. 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.960 I think this year we've honestly had the biggest preseason. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:32.720 We showed what we could do in the preseason matches, 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:36.160 so yeah, we did really well against GWS and Saint Kilda. 0:09:36.280 --> 0:09:39.080 So I think you'll see a new Port Adelaide women's 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:39.760 team this year. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:41.880 And probably most importantly as they recruited well. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:45.440 They have recruited well in different areas, so like we've 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:47.920 spread it across the ground, which I think kudos to 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.640 Port they did really well on that and I think 0:09:50.640 --> 0:09:51.800 that's what they needed. Well. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:53.839 Thank you so much for coming in this morning and 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:56.080 we wish you all the best for the weekend. Hopefully 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.160 no wedgies. We've put a line through that. 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:58.880 Thank you. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:02.439 Let's go from one AFLW start to another. We went 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:05.079 to Port Adelaide, now it's time to go to Westlake. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.760 Send the Crows and geez talk about top of the 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:08.600 line midfielders. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.320 It's Anne hatshad get a hatchie good. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:11.840 Morning to you too. 0:10:12.000 --> 0:10:12.800 Thanks having me on. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.439 It is our pleasure. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.680 You are on the verge of a brand new afl 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:18.559 W season. 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:19.400 How's a nerve? 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.240 Yeah, as it's creeping up towards this weekend, I'm starting 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:23.959 to feel a bit more nervous. It kind of doesn't 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.160 feel real. We had such a long break and then 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.680 a really quick preseason, so I think, yeah, the nerves 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:30.280 are starting to creep up now, Hatchie. 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:31.400 What about the squad? 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.360 It's something it's not completely new, but you've lost a 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.400 lot of experience and you're one of the leaders. 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:37.439 Now, how does that sit with you? 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.600 Yeah, it's a bit weird being one of the old 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.360 ones now. Yeah, we lost a few and you know, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.280 a few went to Port, but we've gained quite a 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.760 few young talents. So nah, the squad's looking good and yeah, 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:50.520 really excited heading into this season. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.439 I'm just googling you right now, and my goodness, You've 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.600 had some different hairstyles amongst the journey. There's been a 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.480 lot of braid action. What are we daybuing this weekend? 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:02.640 Yeah, yep, so definitely game day braids will be back 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.360 for this season, so I'll have the four braids coming 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:07.920 down into a low bun, so perfect. The hair is 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:08.439 ready to go. 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:10.480 Can I ask you who does the braids for you? 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:10.880 Yeah? 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:13.600 So my wife St. Georgie does them. There's some days 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.280 where she's not too keen on it because it takes 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:18.520 a while, but she's committed to it now. So we'll 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:19.920 see how her form is this year. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:21.760 I have to tell you she's very good with the braids. 0:11:21.760 --> 0:11:23.319 I want to get her in here so she can 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:23.760 do mine. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.120 Looks so good. She actually is very good. 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:30.080 She's had a lot of girls asking Forred to do 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:31.840 their braids, so it's quite funny. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:34.800 Do you reckon she could do Hazy's hair. I mean, 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:36.680 it's sure, but there's a bit to work with. 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.880 I reckon we could get a few little braids at 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:45.240 the front, just the one braids year right now, look 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:45.880 quite thick enough. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.319 You're going to play against some former teammates and some 0:11:49.960 --> 0:11:51.880 fresh new members of Port Adelaide. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:53.840 We spoke to Ash Saint just before. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.880 Can she expects some special treatment, perhaps in the first 0:11:57.920 --> 0:11:59.160 minute or two on Saturday. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:00.040 Oh look, I'm sure. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.840 Will give her a little bit of something from her 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.160 back line, so it might be quite funny. We'll see 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:06.800 who matches up to her first. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.880 I predicted a wedgie. Is that a possibility? 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:12.800 Oh, look, now that you've given me the idea, maybe. 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:17.760 Actually, you are one one of the elite players of 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.960 the competition and your CV speaks for itself. For you 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.600 at this stage of your career and you're still so young. 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.760 What are you working on? How can you possibly get better? 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:29.280 Oh, there's plenty of things I'm still working on. Definitely, 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.720 my kick is something that this off season I've been 0:12:32.120 --> 0:12:33.280 really trying to work on. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:34.640 My goalkicking hasn't. 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:37.920 Been great in the past season, so hopefully can kick 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:40.640 a few more goals this season. And yeah, just be 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:42.120 one of the old ones, just trying to help the 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:43.360 young ones as they come through. 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.560 Well, and thank you so much for joining us this morning. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:47.960 All the very best for the weekend, it's going to 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.200 be kicked off with a bang with a showdown at 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:51.640 Port and Adelaide. 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:54.880 All very best, Thanks very much, thanks for having I 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:58.640 Love your Dad, I love your dad. I love you, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.360 I Love your dad. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.240 Jodie Hazy's bad dad joke off. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:09.880 Yes, we have been doing it all week, taking bad 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:13.160 dad jokes from all the kiddies right across South Australia. 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:17.280 And we promised everyone more the cinema passes and Miokman 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:21.280 grooming Copak for Dad. So everyone that's delivered a joke 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:22.360 has one one of those. 0:13:22.840 --> 0:13:24.360 However, there can only be. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:25.760 One winner, that is true. 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:29.040 So before we announce the winner, can we just sting 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:33.160 on some of the absolutely outstanding. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.840 Jokes that were Oh I thought you were going to 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:34.959 do it. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.720 I've got a few up my sleeves about that. Thank 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.480 you so much to everyone and got involved this. 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:44.760 Week you can drink five leaders or fuel without dying 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:55.080 Jerry can Can our hostels Insulcer and Levice. And this day, 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:55.760 why is. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:56.880 That's a long face? 0:13:58.240 --> 0:13:59.599 Have you heard the rumor about that? 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:03.560 No? No, what's the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:04.280 going to spread it. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.360 What do you call a fish with no eyes? 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.960 What do you call a fish with no eyes? 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.720 What do you call a blind dinosaur? 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:18.040 A blind dinosaur? 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:19.400 What do you call a blind dinosaur? 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.040 Do you think the stores. 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:26.480 It's just short but walked into a bar? 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:28.200 The other one dogged? 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:31.880 So how do you fix the crack pumpkin? 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:33.640 How do you fix the crack pumpkin? 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:35.120 The pumpkin patch. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:37.360 Jokes? 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:42.520 Yes, good, very nice, indeed However, as I mentioned, they 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.520 can only be one winner of the five hundred dollars 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:49.440 mismatch brawling voucher, and that winner this morning his ten 0:14:49.520 --> 0:15:01.520 year old Gracie from Morson Legs. Hey, Graciere, Okay. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:00.920 She's excited. 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:02.480 She's got a friend here to listen to. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.920 Oh that's so exciting, Gracie. Just remind us what was 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:06.640 your joke again? 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.360 What do you call a newsreader with promote? What do 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:13.320 you call a news reader with a broken microphone? 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:21.520 Excellent, Grace, Gracey, And you're getting in the big thumbs 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:25.200 up and the clapping hands from news reader Abbey right now, Gracie, well. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:30.480 Done, Thank you so much. What's your dad's name, George? 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:31.200 George? 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.360 Do you want to wish him a very happy Father's Day? 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:37.280 Okay, and Gracie you can tell him he's won of 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.760 five hundred dollars mismatch brewing voucher. 0:15:42.720 --> 0:15:45.920 Dad's something about good stuff exciting. 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:47.560 Thank you very much. 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:49.960 Him, Gracie. 0:15:50.920 --> 0:15:53.280 See, that's what happens when you tap into newsreader Abby 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.240 and then she rallies behind the scenes and she's like 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:56.520 that joke haus to win. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:59.200 Yes, and we're also afraid of her that she makes 0:15:59.240 --> 0:15:59.680 things happen. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.760 I mean, I get to go on Sunday and I'll 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.720 spend the five hundred dollars on board. 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:06.120 Got the mismatches. 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.520 I'm now though, for just another little edition of JODI's Diary. 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:12.720 And how are you feeling this week? 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:13.080 What? 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:13.840 What's your vibe like? 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:15.760 I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:18.560 I'm actually quite excited to recap this week. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.360 It's been a fun one. 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.000 Okay you ready? You said what the theme before was 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:22.480 body parts? 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:22.920 Body parts? 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:23.440 Yeah? 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:29.160 Yeah, let's run with it, dear Diary. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:33.040 This week was really really confusing on so many levels. 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:37.080 For example, Hazy was really really confused about his pronouns. 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:38.360 Am I right? Sam Smith? 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:42.080 More chances, even more chances for some more adelaid shaking. 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:44.320 Gains some believable stuff, isn't it just incredible? 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:47.360 As is our person Sam Smith? 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.160 And then Abby from the news room was really really 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:52.880 confused about boy bits. 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:53.840 Outside the airport. 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.320 There's urgent waterworks on set on a Brabland drive just 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:57.800 near the Gold golf course. 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.480 And then I was really really confused about the attractive 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:01.760 nature of intestines. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:03.160 Can just charging up. 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:06.120 There's plenty of colon there, So let's take this train 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:07.040 down to knowledge. 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:07.920 Phille, who wants to come? 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:10.399 You said colon? Then I was like, why has he 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:11.160 got a long colon? 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:13.960 Wash it out? 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:17.520 Didn't that be your claim to a massive colon? 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.240 I've got a record breaking colon. 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:22.639 Speaking of bowel movements, can I just give everyone a 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:24.880 big tip though, if you're ever out on a steak out, 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:28.160 which you wouldn't do because in a sport, but don't 0:17:28.160 --> 0:17:30.320 ever let the Henry Hayes use your toilet. 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:32.600 Oh god, the whole IBS thing. 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.879 Yeah, I know I don't have ibs, by the way 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.400 it is, I thought you did. 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:40.600 No, absolutely not. 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:42.600 But dari I will tell you what gives me the 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:46.040 absolute losing songs A song song song. 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:55.000 Before, I need your name first Haze, Sam Smith, no good, goodbyes. 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.760 Hey Hey only to zip though. 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:07.160 Has left the studio. 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:10.520