Speaker 1: Yes you found the podcast. Good for you another day,
Speaker 1: another half dollar, as they say, yeah.
Speaker 2: No one's his half dollar at it anyway, big podcast
Speaker 2: coming up. I found another out of addie experience. These
Speaker 2: are the strange things that the universe contrives for me,
Speaker 2: just to put me through to sit back and so
Speaker 2: the universe can go, look at this idiot, take.
Speaker 1: The pisss a bit of a laugh. Things interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one involved some bloat powder and a massage.
Speaker 1: To bloat powder more like diff we're going with that way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gave us a little intervention. When I say us,
Speaker 1: you mean I mean me. So thanks for that, because yes,
Speaker 1: I'll openly admit I have a bit of an issue
Speaker 1: with maybe having one or too many drinks and just
Speaker 1: getting trigger happy with my fund and calling people leaving
Speaker 1: gigantic outrageous voice Miles. It's so what doesn't everyone?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was so offensive that the team
Speaker 2: sat me down and said you need to have a
Speaker 2: chat with him. So we did laugh funny and how
Speaker 2: to go. Well, you tell me you're going to do
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: Do you think the message got through? Did you leave
Speaker 1: a voicemail? Good catch up with the archbishop as.
Speaker 2: Well, Yeah, she's such a lovely lady. And she is
Speaker 2: making a cameo on the Bold and the.
Speaker 1: Beautiful Drinking Brook and ridgeill make it.
Speaker 2: Oh you think do you think they're going to mention
Speaker 2: journey enjoy the podcast?
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't see that. What So usually I come to
Speaker 1: you guys and say, oh, look what just happened? And
Speaker 1: I aggressively got in a fight with a person on
Speaker 1: the road because now I'm a cyclist. Yeah, And you say,
Speaker 1: we can't say that, and we turn into a little thing,
Speaker 1: but a little me confused. You've called this what's going
Speaker 1: on here?
Speaker 2: Well, my hand's been forced on this occasion because what's
Speaker 2: happened is I have been asked to stage an intervention
Speaker 2: for you. So producers are we and eb Shan have
Speaker 2: come to me and they have said, we need you
Speaker 2: to address something with hazy.
Speaker 1: Is that right? Your pack of dogs? Okay, see what's
Speaker 1: happening here.
Speaker 2: So we've had a situation whereby you have gone out
Speaker 2: on a couple of occasions in the last month. It's
Speaker 2: been a big mad march for you. But you have
Speaker 2: a tendency when you go out just trying to network.
Speaker 2: You have a tendency when you go out to not
Speaker 2: leave your phone alone. And so ep, sure, tell us
Speaker 2: what happened the other night after DJ topic Hazy ditched
Speaker 2: me and then what.
Speaker 1: And then he left a vmh and voicemail a voicemail? Okay,
Speaker 1: what's a VM cool kid? Okay, voice smaile. Right, So
Speaker 1: we're trying to locate each other and we yes, yes.
Speaker 2: We would like to play back said voicemail to you,
Speaker 2: in which you get a little bit aggressive.
Speaker 1: Okay, has it been that's been edited up?
Speaker 2: I know you haven't heard it. Had it certainly had
Speaker 2: to be edited. Poor Doddie in the sound booth over
Speaker 2: there had to work overtime on this little piece of audio.
Speaker 2: So I would like you to play back to the
Speaker 2: people of Adelaide the voicemail message that you left.
Speaker 1: EP. Gosh, why am I so nervous? Should I be? Okay?
Speaker 4: Hey, whether I shorten your email mate and dropped the.
Speaker 3: Whole it's sdrawn from.
Speaker 5: Nov all right.
Speaker 3: I appreciate, appreciate their.
Speaker 1: Long title that Jesus like bless you and all of
Speaker 1: your beautifulness. That that John that okay, First of all,
Speaker 1: I am ninety five percent sure that that's not actually me.
Speaker 1: Good news.
Speaker 6: I've screenshoted the actual miscall at twelve twenty two am phone.
Speaker 2: Now let's go to producer Zoe just.
Speaker 1: A one off.
Speaker 2: He's got form on this front. Now. I do recall
Speaker 2: the time that we went out for a team dinner
Speaker 2: and after that he rang you, pretending to be Lucky
Speaker 2: Murdock saying we need to talk about your employment.
Speaker 1: Left about saying goodbye.
Speaker 2: Yes, but we also have Lucky burd involved, also have
Speaker 2: his thoughts my message that he left you when after
Speaker 2: topic as well. I actually copped the opposite end of
Speaker 2: Sean because I don't have a voicemail, right, Hazey had
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: To say about that, certainly, and foremost I don't remember
Speaker 1: telling you to grow up, or I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: feel great about that. So do you like people with
Speaker 1: voicemails or not? I do. I want to. I need
Speaker 1: a voicemail, but I don't need to be too long
Speaker 1: and I don't need a non voicemail. Jodie, you don't
Speaker 1: have a voicemail at all.
Speaker 2: I need to get onto that. But also what is
Speaker 2: upsetting me greatly is the fact that you haven't left
Speaker 2: me an abusive voicemail because.
Speaker 1: You have a voicemail. Oh that's true, that's right, it
Speaker 1: would be coming.
Speaker 2: Thirteen, twenty fourteen Phone regrets. One of your perhaps had
Speaker 2: had a few too many Raspberry lemonades and done something
Speaker 2: on your phone, left a voicemail, jumped on Instagram and
Speaker 2: basically done something that you woke up the next morning
Speaker 2: and checked your phone and went, oh, my god, did
Speaker 2: you text your Rex? That's one god. I hate that
Speaker 2: I'm not the I text my Hex.
Speaker 1: But if you do, get yourself on air as well,
Speaker 1: of course, get yourself in the drawer from ivers first
Speaker 1: class in fifty K. Can I just say something though?
Speaker 1: Can I play producer Sewan's voicemail? Yes you can, and
Speaker 1: you tell me whether this would infuriate you or not. Okay,
Speaker 1: you ready for this? And just remember I'm kind of
Speaker 1: on the edge. She could go either way and sober.
Speaker 1: And I recorded this based on those raj lemonades that
Speaker 1: you were talking about. Just listen to this.
Speaker 6: Hi, you've reached a voicemail of Sean, executive producer for
Speaker 6: Jodie and Hazy on nov. I can't get to the
Speaker 6: phone at the moment, but please leave your name, number
Speaker 6: and a short message after the beat, and I'll endeavor
Speaker 6: to come back to you a sap. If you're matter
Speaker 6: is urgent, please shoot me a text and I might
Speaker 6: be able to respond that a little bit earlier. Many thanks,
Speaker 6: and I hope you have a brilliant day.
Speaker 1: See you can imagine why I started spiraling out of control.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say this on your behalf.
Speaker 1: Well, hey, these professional messages professional I by that.
Speaker 2: I'll be like this bloke's an.
Speaker 1: Absolute exactly right at the start as well. Listen to
Speaker 1: listen to this bit. Hi, there's a bit of South
Speaker 1: Park about it, isn't there.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Susan from Flag Stuff. He'll hey, Susan,
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Jodie and Hazy loving the show. By the way,
Speaker 4: just thought i'd slipped that one in there. My drink
Speaker 4: of choice is grape juice. I do enjoy a grape
Speaker 4: juice or and then and then I will. I don't
Speaker 4: believe messages I shot. Oh no, I remember going online
Speaker 4: onto a Camilla sale. Jody, you may may.
Speaker 3: Not to that, and they had you know, discount discounted, and.
Speaker 4: I bought myself a Pamella dress.
Speaker 3: Whilst under the influence of said grape.
Speaker 4: True, And yeah, Susan, can I even with a discount?
Speaker 2: How much did that cost?
Speaker 1: You? Can?
Speaker 2: I ask? Because they're not cheap the old caamellas.
Speaker 3: What was the first number was a three?
Speaker 4: So and we're not talking thirteen dollars, hazy, Just in
Speaker 4: case you weren't aware, Yeah, we're.
Speaker 3: Talking three numbers and the first one for three and
Speaker 3: for a little, a little purchase. It wasn't a little purchase.
Speaker 1: Purchase you love to dress dollars or dollars or repair?
Speaker 3: Well, yes, exactly right. I was hyping it was a repair.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, that's not bad for a camilla.
Speaker 2: And it's probably one of your favorite dresses. I would say, Susan,
Speaker 2: because they're beautiful.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. But it has been, you know, about four months
Speaker 3: since I bought it, and.
Speaker 4: I haven't won it yet. Yes, I'm just waiting for
Speaker 4: the right occasion.
Speaker 1: The day's coming, it's coming, The day is coming. That's
Speaker 1: very good stuff. And text line is very busy this morning.
Speaker 1: I though double O nine my nine nine, my nine
Speaker 1: regrets volume mobile phone after just a couple of rise
Speaker 1: with eleven eightes. It's one rate drunk doll of my
Speaker 1: ex he didn't answer, so I blocked them so I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to deal with the consequences. That's from John Blake, stuff.
Speaker 2: Hill Okay, Jen's got drunk dialed Arex and then got
Speaker 2: oh screw him. I'm going to block him now, What
Speaker 2: the hell's going on? The holiday accommodation more comfy than
Speaker 2: your cozies. Jump on the water if that with.
Speaker 1: Hotels, holiday rentals, holiday parks and moll find the perfect
Speaker 1: fit for holiday.
Speaker 2: You bookie get away on the what if that?
Speaker 1: What if it's Ozzie for travel?
Speaker 2: The guest freaking story, There's towns several.
Speaker 1: Se huge jes.
Speaker 2: Well. Bruce Willis has spoken for the first time since
Speaker 2: his dementia diagnosis in a new video celebrating his sixty
Speaker 2: eighth birthday with his family. His ex wife, Demi Moore,
Speaker 2: took to Instagram to share a video from a family
Speaker 2: celebration of Bruce's birthday. Have a listen made me feel
Speaker 2: sad watching that because my stepfather passed away of dementia
Speaker 2: last year and he looked exactly like my stepfather looked
Speaker 2: at It's just like a slow deterioration, which is long cry,
Speaker 2: a long cry from the old die hard days, isn't.
Speaker 1: It below what's a horrible situation. So for anyone who's
Speaker 1: been through that's a family's been through it, it's it's
Speaker 1: very torturous, awful.
Speaker 2: Chart stopping pop star Jason Derula has been named as
Speaker 2: Keith Evan's replacement on the Voice Australia.
Speaker 1: Good. Who is it? What's his name?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 1: Jason Saddington of course, former Sidney Swine and Carlton Blue. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not him, it's not him.
Speaker 2: The American singer will arrive on our shores in the
Speaker 2: coming weeks to sit beside fellow coaches Rita or a
Speaker 2: Guy Sebastian and Jessica Melboy on the Talent shows famous
Speaker 2: red swivell chairs. You're gonna be tuning in for that one.
Speaker 1: I like Jason Deruler if you following on social media
Speaker 1: as well, He's extremely active, like does professional proper videos
Speaker 1: on Instagram, like proper gag videos.
Speaker 2: There's a quote from him that I always remember when
Speaker 2: after he split up from Lara Bingle. Remember they were
Speaker 2: dating for a little while.
Speaker 1: Sorry what Lara Bingle was? Did ever know that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, yeah, having in the newsroom knew it. She
Speaker 2: knows everything. I love Jason Dula. I went to his
Speaker 2: concert back when I was like nineteen or something. Yea
Speaker 2: was Yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 1: He's a fitness freak as well.
Speaker 2: Right, and best part was when he had his shirt off.
Speaker 2: The whole concept special down he definitely used to read. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But when he split up from Lara, I remember he
Speaker 2: said publicly there was something rotten in the cotton.
Speaker 1: Well, what does that even mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's what he said about Laura.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that's in my head. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: Media tycoon.
Speaker 1: Double oe, no my nine. If you know what that means.
Speaker 2: If that's cryptic, there's something rotten in the cotton.
Speaker 1: Please text that through because I don't pick up on
Speaker 1: cues very well.
Speaker 2: Media tycoon Rupert Murdoch is set to get married for
Speaker 2: the fifth time. Wowie. He's announced his engagement to his
Speaker 2: partner and Leslie Smith. I will refuse to say anything
Speaker 2: bad about Rupert and.
Speaker 1: You know why waiting for a.
Speaker 2: Special to be quiet with this story play on?
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: Leslie Smith is who he's engaged to. She's a former
Speaker 2: police chaplain. He's ninety two. Miss Smith is sixty six.
Speaker 2: They met in September at an event at his vineyard
Speaker 2: in California. How lovely he split from his fourth wife,
Speaker 2: Jerry Hall last year.
Speaker 1: Good luck to quick.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to maths. This is the week we
Speaker 2: realize what shies and holds the contestants live in in
Speaker 2: their real lives when they take their partners home to
Speaker 2: meet their families and friends. So Cam took Lindall back
Speaker 2: to the Northern Territory for some fishing and hunting.
Speaker 1: That's what so you live up with the empty hunting gather.
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe what I was watching last night. It
Speaker 2: involved her putting a bit of fish in her mouth
Speaker 2: and having her head dumped under the water and getting
Speaker 2: smashed in the face by a parl.
Speaker 1: Have you not done that? You haven't lived this story?
Speaker 2: She got angry at him for not wanting to passure.
Speaker 2: You've just had a parent mind.
Speaker 1: It does seem outrageous.
Speaker 5: Here, like meeting all your friends and doing the things
Speaker 5: that you want me to do, and.
Speaker 2: I'm like trying because I want to be with you,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, it just makes me feel like
Speaker 2: it just doesn't make me feel like you really want
Speaker 2: to be with me. Over a kiss yeah, over a
Speaker 2: kids kiss. But you never give me as over a kiss.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous, all right. If it's ridiculous, and I
Speaker 1: don't worry about it now, I don't think it was
Speaker 1: a big deal. I really didn't think it was. You know,
Speaker 1: I was sitting there feeding fish and I said I
Speaker 1: probably could have. Yeah, but he's excited to behind all
Speaker 1: his attention and love was going to feed in the fish.
Speaker 2: Also, you've got tuna. Breathe well, lazy, I cannot wait
Speaker 2: for the fold and the beautiful. Like today and every
Speaker 2: other day, it's on weekdays four thirty on ten and
Speaker 2: this afternoon you are going to catch Channel ten's legendary
Speaker 2: entertainment reporter. She's going to play JJ on this afternoon
Speaker 2: show and her name is Ange Bishop. Good morning, How
Speaker 2: Hi are you too? How are you? Oh? We're going
Speaker 2: really well, thank you. I just I'm dying to know
Speaker 2: what it's like on the set. What is it like?
Speaker 2: Is everyone awful? Or are they lovely? Oh?
Speaker 5: No, they're lovely, They're they're beyond lovely. Like I've never
Speaker 5: met a more generous, funny group of people who are
Speaker 5: just grateful four although have in life, love working together
Speaker 5: and are all about the fans. You know, I think
Speaker 5: sometimes actors and actresses aren't always involved in a project
Speaker 5: they love and a door, but be guys really are.
Speaker 1: And you can tell your character JJ not the first
Speaker 1: time she's made in the Peans. Can you take us through?
Speaker 1: Can you give us a bit of a Is this
Speaker 1: the word synopsis?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's a nice work. Nice yes, yes. So JJ
Speaker 5: first appeared on the Ball when the show was filming
Speaker 5: here in Sydney in twenty seventeen, and she was I
Speaker 5: did a scene with Courtney Hopes out at Manly Wharf.
Speaker 5: Courtney Hoped he plays Sally Spectra and that was nerve wracking,
Speaker 5: beyond belief.
Speaker 2: You know her from Spectra fashions.
Speaker 5: Hazy course, Spectra fashions, Yeah, hazing those exactly what I know.
Speaker 5: He never misses a net. So then then I got
Speaker 5: the call. I was in La a couple of years later,
Speaker 5: and this was incredible. I got the call that my
Speaker 5: character JJ, who's an event planner, was needed desperately to
Speaker 5: organize Bridge and Brook's wedding wachline, which one en the
Speaker 5: last one, the one that lasted till about six months ago.
Speaker 5: It was that was one of their good ones, and
Speaker 5: so up, I rocked. I had I had seen Sir
Speaker 5: Catherine Kelly Lang and held the tolminark and know well,
Speaker 5: so so Brook, Katie and Hope and and I organized. Well,
Speaker 5: I'm looking around and go, I've done a really good
Speaker 5: job here those flowers, I said, Sage, it looks amazing.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm good at this.
Speaker 2: I'm the wedding planner now.
Speaker 5: Wedding planet, come event planner. And then I had another
Speaker 5: scene and he was last year with Bill Spencer, Don
Speaker 5: Diamont and he needed me for something. And then tonight, yeah,
Speaker 5: dollar Bill Spencer. And then tonight it's Deacon Sharp and
Speaker 5: you I the restaurant need my help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so many words. You just said that, and I
Speaker 1: didn't understand. I just said it kept quiet. It's been
Speaker 1: turbulent between Brook and Reach, I mean for so long.
Speaker 1: How how would you describe their relationship.
Speaker 5: Well, it's been an eternal love triangle essentially with Ridge,
Speaker 5: Brook and Taylor. In just the last couple of months,
Speaker 5: Brooke and Taylor both decided dance there might be another
Speaker 5: man in La besides Ridge. The daughter could be interested.
Speaker 5: And they kicked him too the curve and they told
Speaker 5: him to get nicked and to stop choosing, you know,
Speaker 5: two paying the two off against each other. Here are
Speaker 5: too successful, accomplished, beautiful, wonderful women. But maybe they don't
Speaker 5: need him. And when we asked the viewers, we put
Speaker 5: it out when we did bowldwek you're on Studio ten
Speaker 5: what they think Brooke and Taylor should do. A whole
Speaker 5: lot of people suggested that they should get.
Speaker 1: Together, that'll get rich talking.
Speaker 5: That's exactly all right?
Speaker 2: Well, and yeah, I mean, besides the fact that I
Speaker 2: love the Beautiful ten network. A little known fact about me,
Speaker 2: and you wouldn't know this, hazy, but my first born daughter, Taylor,
Speaker 2: was named after Taylor from and Beautiful.
Speaker 5: Wow, MG, you are that is brillige. Yes, absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 5: So are you? Do you like christaher Allen the new
Speaker 5: Taylor because I just think she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she's a Don't get me wrong. I
Speaker 2: was a fan of the old Taylor Tylo. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I think I think they're both amazing. This year,
Speaker 2: Monk's the thirty sixth anniversary of the Bowl and the
Speaker 2: Beautiful It's involved one thy, seven hundred and ninety three
Speaker 2: cans of hair spray four hundred and fifteen tubes of
Speaker 2: lifstick and seventeen hundred sets and a hundred weddings, most
Speaker 2: of them between brook and Ridge and Bishop. Cannot wait
Speaker 2: to see you this afternoon, Shine on the bowld and beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's four thirty on Channel ten Hazy.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, on your.
Speaker 5: Thanks guys, Jerdie, we're going to have to get you
Speaker 5: over on set coming so good as got God for this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would die. I would die a
Speaker 2: million deaths. Let's talk, okay, get your people to talk
Speaker 2: to my people, get on your ed. Thanks so much.
Speaker 1: So. Does Taylor, your oldest know that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fun fact, Yeah, she feel about it.
Speaker 2: She's okay, she's a gay.
Speaker 1: There's a good, solid reason why you never had a boy,
Speaker 1: is it? We'd come to this world. It's name would
Speaker 1: be Rich.
Speaker 3: You tell you you got a time machine on this day?
Speaker 1: It's that time in the morning. Education. That's what this
Speaker 1: is all about. In the form of history, it's called
Speaker 1: on this day. Let's go back to nineteen eighty three
Speaker 1: or copies of America's Time magazine will recall because of
Speaker 1: a front cover typing error which had the word control
Speaker 1: instead of control. Now this hits so close to home
Speaker 1: because when you see the little things come up on
Speaker 1: the news, they're called soupers. With the bits of writing
Speaker 1: and information, we control them. The amount of times that
Speaker 1: I've made a misting spelling mistake of them, including for
Speaker 1: my own name one time. One time in a super
Speaker 1: I spelled my own name wrong. Unbelievable stuff, and nobody
Speaker 1: picked up sept for the United States. Silent Like. I
Speaker 1: literally went to the tour, look at the mirror and said,
Speaker 1: what's going on, Champion?
Speaker 2: Yeah there was. There was one guy. It was one
Speaker 2: person in our newsroom who spelt Peter mellon ewsk is wrong.
Speaker 2: That's not that's okay, it's fine. That's a difficult surname.
Speaker 2: But he did it twice in back to Baseball, Yeah right.
Speaker 1: Consistency. Consistency is a key. Two thousand and three, Delta
Speaker 1: good Room release her debut album, Innocent Eyes in Australia.
Speaker 1: The album produced five number one hit singles.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 1: Throw those arms please, I mean, if that's not beautiful
Speaker 1: enoughought of this? I'm not going to lie am I
Speaker 1: on this song?
Speaker 2: That would you? I neede of that? I love that
Speaker 2: you go you take the high bit and I take
Speaker 2: the low bit. It's like a real like boy girl
Speaker 2: falsettos switch are rue hate.
Speaker 1: I think it's working, although maybe it's not. Two thousand
Speaker 1: and six first tweet was sent via Twitter You was
Speaker 1: sent a five, three fifty or other PM by co
Speaker 1: founder Jack Dawson. He wrote, just setting out my Twitter
Speaker 1: historic stuff, good.
Speaker 2: Stuff from Jack Jack. What are you going to write?
Speaker 2: I don't know it is right, just sitting on on.
Speaker 1: Twitter's saying alert does this work?
Speaker 2: There? It is?
Speaker 1: That's a moment in history.
Speaker 2: Because like when you send an email to yourself, see
Speaker 2: if your email's working, you just write test.
Speaker 1: And you're so dune that you forget you've done. You
Speaker 1: all got an email that's from me test. Bye. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, Oh my goodness. And another months song on
Speaker 1: March twenty one and twenty eleven was on the floor
Speaker 1: by James Yes Queen. Two stories. One's the truth, one's
Speaker 1: a lie. Yeah, you can correctly identify which one is which,
Speaker 1: and you'll score yourself a one hundred dollars ouch snitth house.
Speaker 2: I'm going to kick us off. So a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks go. My husband, his brother and his dad. They're
Speaker 2: very close little trio. They have a golf tournament where
Speaker 2: they play for the green jacket, right, which is what
Speaker 2: they played for at Augusta. And it's like a little
Speaker 2: family tradition. They've had a green jacket made up with
Speaker 2: the insignia like all of it the full Kid. So
Speaker 2: there's an actual physical green jacket that stays in the family.
Speaker 2: And anyway, depending on who wins on any given year,
Speaker 2: they get the green jacket. They were playing for the
Speaker 2: green jacket a couple of weeks ago on a golf course.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's McCracken film.
Speaker 1: McCracken fil McCracken, good guy, good friend of the show, right,
Speaker 1: more to you Phil.
Speaker 2: They were flying down at McCracken and there were two
Speaker 2: kangaroos on the golf course. And as my husband is
Speaker 2: about to drive the ball down the course. Is that
Speaker 2: what you say, hey, golf? Anyway, as he was about
Speaker 2: to take his fair way, yes, as he was about
Speaker 2: to take his shore. There's a video and he look
Speaker 2: to his right and the two kangaroos are having mummy
Speaker 2: daddy relations as he's about to take a crucial shot
Speaker 2: in the course of trying to win the green jacket
Speaker 2: and then the kangaroos were doing their beers and actually
Speaker 2: turn around to watch him take his shots. Really, yes,
Speaker 2: so multitasking.
Speaker 1: So the form of the boys was that good. Yes,
Speaker 1: that the kangaroos were that are ours? Yes, that they
Speaker 1: thought in the moment, we must make love to their
Speaker 1: golf swings.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I happened.
Speaker 1: And there's video evidence of this. There is video an
Speaker 1: its Okay, so who took the who took the footage?
Speaker 5: His brother?
Speaker 1: Okay, yep, it's very interesting. Decided to take the footage,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you two kangaroos going for the golf
Speaker 2: course or your first inclination Andrew Hayes, whip out your
Speaker 2: phone and capture.
Speaker 1: The moment for bird I don't stop, guys, don't mind me. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's a very it's a very believable story because what
Speaker 1: I can do as well as that's rus like to do.
Speaker 1: The wild thing grew up on the farm and a
Speaker 1: lot of times you're cruising around and there's ruse yeah
Speaker 1: making love yeah, yeah, good stuff. Okay, So I'm going
Speaker 1: to take you back to twenty fifteen, Okay, a time
Speaker 1: where I wasn't jobless, but I was definitely still at
Speaker 1: UNI putting together what I would call what I was
Speaker 1: trying to call a solid resume to get myself a
Speaker 1: real job. I'm playing footy at the same time.
Speaker 2: Did you study? That's a shocking part of this story.
Speaker 2: That's a lie. He's lying.
Speaker 1: You gave it. I didn't study. So I had all
Speaker 1: sorts of odd jobs. Okay, Yeah, I worked at Globalized for.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the shoe company.
Speaker 1: None of the trendy clothes company. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: South Australi's General Pants.
Speaker 2: They also sold shoes.
Speaker 1: Yes, I definitely worked there, so I do remember that
Speaker 1: there made business was sort of funky clothes. I remember
Speaker 1: when Travesty T shirts came in, and I remember I
Speaker 1: got my hands on the first travesty T shirt in
Speaker 1: South Australia, the coolest man I ever recred. One of
Speaker 1: my odd jobs was do you remember do you remember
Speaker 1: that the guy I dressed up as a termite on
Speaker 1: Goodwood Road?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Turmy Mesh.
Speaker 1: I did that for two months. Yes, I did so, Yes,
Speaker 1: I did so. In twenty fifteen, I worked for Turmy Mesh.
Speaker 1: It was Terry. The termite was a costume. There were
Speaker 1: two shifts. In the morning shift, in the afternoon shift
Speaker 1: seven thirty nine thirty. Yeah, in the afternoon shift was
Speaker 1: three thirty to five thirty.
Speaker 2: Two hours in that suit.
Speaker 1: Two hours in that suit. I only did it so
Speaker 1: I did in the winter months as well. I couldn't
Speaker 1: eve imagine what it liked be in the summer months.
Speaker 1: But you would put your headphones in. Yeah, and because
Speaker 1: no one knew who you were, you could genuinely escape.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about being embarrassed when no
Speaker 1: one knows what's going on.
Speaker 2: Until you have to tell the story years later on
Speaker 2: the rest, So then you should be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: It took me good seven or eight years to get
Speaker 1: that off my chest.
Speaker 2: And so what's the brief when you put the suit on,
Speaker 2: just like wave and be friendly and be all term ity.
Speaker 1: It is genuinely to draw as much attention as possible
Speaker 1: without jumping onto the road, right, okay, because if you
Speaker 1: just in there, it's like what's that guy doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And the final instruction just don't eat any wood.
Speaker 1: Don't eat any wood, as tempting as it is, don't
Speaker 1: get into character.
Speaker 2: Too much, okay, all right? Thirteen twenty four ten. Which
Speaker 2: one of those stories is true? Which one is a lie?
Speaker 1: Okay, Terry the Termite, here's a good time.
Speaker 2: If do you have a girlfriend at the time when
Speaker 2: you went home? Did she ever go dress up in
Speaker 2: the costume for me?
Speaker 1: Terry the Termite, what a bad boy? Are you snitting me?
Speaker 1: Let's recap?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I told a story this morning. You
Speaker 2: just have to guess whether I'm telling the truth or
Speaker 2: if I'm lying. So a couple of weeks ago, my husband,
Speaker 2: his brother, and his dad all playing golf down at
Speaker 2: the film McCracken golf course, and a couple of kangaroos
Speaker 2: just started making love right as my husband was about
Speaker 2: to take his shot down the fairway.
Speaker 1: Because greg Odie's stroke is so beautiful and so pure,
Speaker 1: particular when he's saying off at a long drive that
Speaker 1: you just go, you know what, let's celebrate and let's
Speaker 1: make a baby.
Speaker 2: They got so excited.
Speaker 1: That's how good it is. Yep, it's pretty believable. Okay,
Speaker 1: the TERMI mesh guy, Terry the Termite, that was me
Speaker 1: for two months of my life in twenty fifteen. I
Speaker 1: took the early shift. Yeah right, okay, you've got a few.
Speaker 1: You're not overly convinced on that one.
Speaker 2: I'm really not, but let's go to do it. I
Speaker 2: don't matter here, Troy from blake View Matters. Good morning, Troy,
Speaker 2: very well, thank you. Okay, one hundred dollars snitth house
Speaker 2: voucher on the line here for you. Who is telling
Speaker 2: the truth and who is lying?
Speaker 3: I think you're lying?
Speaker 1: God, Troy, It's just what is it? Why is she
Speaker 1: putting out these vibes these days? Troy?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Why is it notbelievable? So I just don't think the
Speaker 1: kangaroos would have stopped her what after they're making out?
Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay, that's true.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, Troy, Unfortunately for you, that is a true
Speaker 2: story about a really antsy kangaroos, and I've got the
Speaker 2: video to prove it. Sorry, Droy.
Speaker 1: Oh good well, I'll tell you what if I'm ever
Speaker 1: going to back anything in ever, what's that? It's ruse,
Speaker 1: don't care, don't make love in front of.
Speaker 2: You, exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't care at all, No shame, So there you go.
Speaker 1: Disappointed though that I will actually teary the term up.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, I wish that was true.
Speaker 1: That would be nice to put on. The regiment Australia
Speaker 1: serves it was made fresh early with authentic Golden Classic
Speaker 1: or Siliac friendly bread crumbs, Hilt and Golden Grave and
Speaker 1: o'haler and Hill experience. The expedience experience. Oh, I feel
Speaker 1: like I spend a minute. I've had a good, solid,
Speaker 1: genuine out of body experience. Welcome back.
Speaker 2: It's been a hot minute. This is the segment where
Speaker 2: my attempts to live a normal, drama free life are
Speaker 2: thwarted by the fact I'm incapable of living in a
Speaker 2: no more drama free life.
Speaker 1: It's a solid introduction, isn't it.
Speaker 2: So I did a very female thing this week, Zoe,
Speaker 2: you'll relate to this, whereby I declared it's going to
Speaker 2: be all about clean living, self care in an attempt
Speaker 2: to look stunning like a supermodel. By Saturday, which unrelated
Speaker 2: is my high school reunion.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yes, so a lot to prove.
Speaker 2: I'm going to eat clean, I'm going to drink clean,
Speaker 2: and exercise my little heart out.
Speaker 1: Some people will take six months to do these things.
Speaker 1: You try to condense it into six days, exactly right.
Speaker 2: So I also as part of this whole self care routine.
Speaker 2: I booked a massage for yesterday afternoon because my beautiful
Speaker 2: friend Tiff from ten News first got me a vouch
Speaker 2: for my birthday and I finally got around you using it.
Speaker 2: Bless you, thanks TIF. So I wake up yesterday morning
Speaker 2: and I said to Zoe, I've just had this glass
Speaker 2: full of it's called greens and to bloat, collagen and detox.
Speaker 2: And so by my sage time at four point thirty
Speaker 2: in the afternoon, greens and to bloat and collagen and
Speaker 2: detox decided that was the moment it wanted to do
Speaker 2: its best work. And it felt like a reverse colonic
Speaker 2: where someone had put a garden hose in my mouth
Speaker 2: and sprayed a full board down my time. That's what
Speaker 2: it felt like. So can you imagine I'm lying on
Speaker 2: the massage table, the beautiful in Dotus bar, which is
Speaker 2: absolutely pristine and hazy. I don't know how to say this.
Speaker 2: I'm in all sorts. I'm going to keep this clean,
Speaker 2: so I'm gonna put it in language in terms that
Speaker 2: you understand. It was like I was playing a game
Speaker 2: of AFL. I was injured and the opposition was my stomach.
Speaker 2: So stay with me here. Okay, So let me tell
Speaker 2: you about the opposition. It was dirty, it was aggressive,
Speaker 2: and it really worked hard in the back.
Speaker 1: Fifty I think we know, we're picturing what's happening a
Speaker 1: frank idea.
Speaker 2: So I'm buying in the first quarter, thinking do I
Speaker 2: just go off and leave or do I stick it
Speaker 2: out to half time when they flip you onto your
Speaker 2: back and you can really clamp down on the opposition
Speaker 2: and a buy more pressure more comfortably.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Where that comes from. It's very suck So at this
Speaker 2: point I'm sweating. I'm cooked, but regrouped in the break
Speaker 2: when they flipped me over. By the time it got
Speaker 2: to the scout massage, it was just a real mind
Speaker 2: game in my game of AFL. And so I finally
Speaker 2: get to full time and hazy. Whilst I managed to
Speaker 2: keep the opposition very quiet all game, they got real
Speaker 2: vocal when the siren went said intervention worked. Are you
Speaker 2: gonna leave voicemails for members of the team again?
Speaker 1: Well, I just the problem is I don't remember them happening, right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: expect more voicemails.
Speaker 2: In short and we have we have been speaking about
Speaker 2: phone regrets in the morning, and we've got a text
Speaker 2: three accidentally sent my boss are you up? Text? After
Speaker 2: the work Christmas party? It was me for my ex point.
Speaker 2: Thank you, isn't it? Imagine getting to work on Monday?
Speaker 1: Yes, dealing with that little situation. It's happened once or
Speaker 1: twice before. I don't know of anyone who drank too
Speaker 1: much at a Christmas party in this team. No, just
Speaker 1: pop up like at.
Speaker 2: Living Hey, all the best or not? If you're heading
Speaker 2: along to Rod Stewart at the Adelaide Entertainment Center being
Speaker 2: supported by Cindy Low, I'm a little bit confused because
Speaker 2: Mega Death is also listed for the Adelaide Entertainment Center
Speaker 2: tonight start.
Speaker 1: I just assume that they're all taming up?
Speaker 2: Are they?
Speaker 1: Who would have thought that such contrasting sounds could come
Speaker 1: together so beautifully on.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow show Worst Job Wednesday, you're up, buddy, to earn
Speaker 2: your stripes, really get amongst the people of Adelaide and
Speaker 2: prove your mental Metal mental, Yes, Ruby mental.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're going to be set with Megadeth, doctor Chris
Speaker 1: Brown and Julian Morris. Are you going to join us
Speaker 1: as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Very funny team all.
Speaker 1: Right, Enjoy the rest of the day. We'll catch it
Speaker 1: bright and early tomorrow. Have a good one, maybe, Adelaide