WEBVTT - Helga & Hayesy 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:03.960 Well, if there's one thing that really really gets my attention, 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:06.439 it's big giant black caterpillars. 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:07.200 His eyebrows. 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:12.799 God, you have been over exaggerating my brows for a 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:13.720 very long time. 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:15.880 Now we have them tinted, and I think you're supposed 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:17.120 to get them tinted for like two minutes. 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:18.840 You got them done for two and a half hours. 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:23.360 But I do keep going back to the same person, 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:25.880 so that needs to be addressed. But that's the subject 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:26.600 of our podcast. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:30.160 Yeah, really had some fun with it, so thank you. Yes, 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:33.680 we have on the team. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:36.800 You had some fun at my expense, Thanks very much. Okay, 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:39.080 enjoy enjoy bullying me. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:41.760 Jody, you look fantastic this morning. 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:50.600 Does this music doinging for you? Because you've rolled in 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:55.400 this morning and you are Helga from Hey Arnold. That's 0:00:55.440 --> 0:01:03.200 how aggressively pronounced your eyebrows are this morning, and it donoldlds. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:07.960 I know who that is? 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:10.800 Google Helga from Hey. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.960 Arnold, Hey Arnold? Oh no, I want to know. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.000 Yeah, while you're doing that, I'll just paint a bit 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:20.080 of a picture. You're rolled in the morning. You're rolled 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:22.840 in this morning thinking no one would notice. And I 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:24.400 got to say, I don't make eye contact with you 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.600 until about two or three minutes in, and then it 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:29.720 just hit me, you've aggressively had your brows. 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:33.960 Okay, all right, So this is how it unfolds each 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.399 and every time I have my brows done. For the 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:38.679 first twenty four hours, actually I'm going to say for 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.600 the first forty eight, they're. 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.080 Pretty intense, really intense. 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:45.720 It's pretty dark. But the shocking thing about this is 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:49.000 I keep going back to this same person, and I 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:52.920 keep having the same conversation. I've got really fair eyebrows, 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:56.440 so please go light brown and only keep the tint 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:00.440 on for two minutes max. That's all it needs, because 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:03.840 if you go five, which you frequently do, lady, then 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:06.280 they're going to end up like this you look like 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.200 And so then I have to send my husband a 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:14.239 text and go, oh look, my eyebrows are really aggressive again, 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.799 just not a word to which he's like last night 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.639 when I walked in the house, he's like, and then 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:24.480 chasing me around with his camera phone trying to take 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:26.760 a photo to send it to the group family chat. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:27.720 Exactly do you know what? 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:29.480 You can spend thrown of bucks on your hair and 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.880 we won't notice you gets your brows done like that. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:33.959 I'm telling you this morning as well. I wasn't looking 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.280 at you for a fair while and then I heard 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:40.080 her and I looked at him as your eyebrows screaming 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:41.800 at mouse whoa calm down? 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:42.200 Guys? 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:46.000 Can we do this Beauty Disasters No. Twenty four to 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:48.919 ten and can you be the official ambassador? 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.919 Okay, listen, I thought I gave you permission to be 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:54.000 mean about this for about two minutes and now you 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.040 want to stretch it out. But I think this might 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.880 be cathartic for me if other people call in and go, oh, 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:00.400 you know what, this also to me. 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:02.760 All right, So put it out there and in the meantime. 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:12.800 Okay calling out, just quickly google Helga from Hayar don't 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:14.680 it's a beautiful picture. 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.040 Also, if you are one of those women who are 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:20.320 walking around Adelaide with one of those really pronounced ski 0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.560 jump lips, give the call please thirteen twenty four to ten, 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:25.359 because we're talking to you this morning. 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:28.440 Yes, Beauty Disasters hand quick reminder again, anyone who gets 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:30.480 on here goes automatically in the drawer for Jodi and 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:31.760 Hazes's winter weekend escape. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.000 Just ten mili of filler in that top lip. Thanks? 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.440 Oh what if dot com helps Ozsi's mate the most 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:39.080 out of every trip book. 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:41.400 A hotel fight like check out and spa all before 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.840 you can say breaky buffet, jump on. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:45.160 The waterfab and get started. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:48.920 What if it's Ozzie for travel? It's got a Chris 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:50.920 and Craigman. Have you had a beauty disaster? 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:55.800 No, it's just exactly the same as Joni's got eyebrown fun. 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.000 You try and planet so that nothing's happening. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:00.960 Yo out here know anything? 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.360 Then the grandson rings and says, can I come and 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:05.000 sleep over? 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:05.360 Nana? 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:07.440 Yeah, okay, go pick him up. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:08.000 He's seven. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.839 After about ten minutes when I'm chatting. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.320 To his mom and all of a sudden he comes over. 0:04:14.400 --> 0:04:15.920 He says, Nana, why. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:17.560 Do you have your angry eyebrown. 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:21.360 Thought? 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:22.360 I've done a good job of. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:23.520 Hiding them with the friends. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:27.320 Yeah, obviously not. And that just summed it up perfectly. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:31.040 And then when I heard you colleagues number aggressive, they 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:34.480 really are like angry birds. 0:04:34.520 --> 0:04:37.000 Thank you, Thank you for making me feel somewhat better 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:40.919 this morning. Kirsty from Oakton, your beauty disasters. 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:43.239 I thought it was a ranger. I could get away 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:46.120 with doing a steak tan myself. We got cream back 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:49.120 in the day and I put it all over myself 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.400 and I went so dark brown it was ridiculous. But 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:54.159 not only that I didn't exfoliate fast. I missed the 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:57.480 memo on that. Yeah, and I had dark brown elbows 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:00.400 and dark brown knees, even darker than the red of me. 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.640 And I looked like someone had punched me initially in 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.520 certain places on me, and it was not an attractive look. 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.359 And I could not get that fake tan off for weeks. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.200 Not to mention being a ranger. It's not like all 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:14.280 of a sudden I could tan that was obvious that. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:15.120 It was so. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:19.280 Yeah, you've got your hot spots on your knees and 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:22.159 your elbows, your pad's on, ready to go skating. 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:23.880 The worst is when your knees and your elbows go 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.280 that real tendery orange. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.520 Yeah, And that's when you know, like straight up, you're 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:28.880 like this is this is not real? 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:32.120 Honestly, My advice is, don't mess around with tans by yourself. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.560 And I producers. Oi likes to. She likes to get 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:38.760 BINDI her mom to give her like the thought of 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:41.279 standing naked in front of your mum while she turns 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.520 you is a little odd to me, just. 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:44.640 In a little iaty bitty g. 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:49.000 String in the like the paper g string there, not 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.280 offering any protection at all. 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:54.760 Okay, let's go to where we're going. Kirby from Manopara West. 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:57.080 Good morning, Good morning, How are you good? 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:58.520 What happened? Beauty disaster? 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:02.200 Never had my eyebrows done, and I thought, I'll give 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.440 it a crack. Everyone does it. It's the new kind 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:06.719 of thing where everyone brows are just the thing. 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:07.160 Yep. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:09.440 And I've got really fair eyebrows like you. And I 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.680 went in and I said, yep, the lighter. She's like, yeah, 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.440 I'll do the lighters. I'll do it for the shortest 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:16.200 time so it won't look great. I walked out looking 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:17.440 like I read from Angry Birds. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.800 Yes, No, Read from Angry Birds has got the most 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:24.760 aggressively pronounced dark hard as you've ever seen. 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.080 And I was like, oh my god. And I was 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.240 like googling all these ways of how to make them lighter. 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:33.960 And I even did the whole baking soda and like 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.520 water pasting, and I tried everything and I was like, no, 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.280 I made them redder, and I'm like, oh no, another 0:06:39.440 --> 0:06:42.479 red and angry like there were So I'm like, I 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:45.039 need to stop. So I just left it and kind 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:47.479 of just stated as red angry birds for like four days. 0:06:47.920 --> 0:06:48.640 But yeah, it was great. 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:51.240 Just google red from angry birds. I think I can 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:52.480 see what you're saying. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:53.760 That. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:55.200 Did you hide away? Kirby? 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:57.159 No, I had to go to work, so it was 0:06:57.160 --> 0:06:59.400 even better because all my regular customers are like, what 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:02.520 did you do? It wasn't like you look great, it 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:03.440 was just what did you do? 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:05.159 What have you done? Your face? 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:08.039 All sorts of trouble when you were about Clive at 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:09.920 work and you're just trying to hide your eyebrows. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.040 Let's go to Stephan hill Bank it I Steph. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:15.239 Hi, guys, Hi you had a waxing incident. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.160 Yeah, so I went to get my eyebrows waxed and 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.320 they dropped hot wax over my eyelashes. 0:07:21.680 --> 0:07:24.040 Oh and what singed them off? 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:25.240 No? 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.240 So this was actually on Valentine's Day, you know. So 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.280 I'm like, final was nice? So you go out to dinner, yeah, 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.520 and they're like, oh, like we'll fix it, and like 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:38.960 had to like use one hundred appach remove the wax 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:40.240 from my eyelashes. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:40.960 Wow. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.800 And yeah, I ended up like having quite a red 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:44.760 eye afterwards. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:49.920 Yeah, my goodness, this wasn't a beauty salon in someone's backyard, 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:51.240 was it? By chance? Steph? 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.040 No, it was like in a shopping center. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:57.320 Oh yeah, also that might have been mistaken. 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:59.200 Tell me you got it for free at least? 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.040 Yeah, I like told him I wasn't going to pay 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:05.440 for it. I was like, no, Like I could have ended. 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:08.680 Up with no eyelashes, So yeah, completely fair enough. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:11.240 I love that stuff's going in and on. It's nice. 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.000 New brows and lost her lashes is. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:16.720 A process, cheez. I mean, beauty sometimes can be paying for. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.400 That's quite the journey. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:20.240 Don't all come naturally to all of us like a 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:24.240 dusty and born with a face like that? 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.720 Yeah, all these big bushy brown eye but has it 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.000 quite natural? I have to pretend them for five minutes 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:31.920 or whatever it is you guys do. You're the ambassador 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.439 for beauty disasters. You got a favorite call this morning 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:36.680 to join your little crew, your little gang. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.880 I did like misfits, I did like like Kirby and 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.400 little angry angry bird eyebrows. 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.959 He congratulations, gir We've got a school holiday pack for you. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:51.400 Oh thanks, very good stuff Alreading Cinema voucher, Internado Beach 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.800 House voucher as well the Beach House, Purpo Gaset Nation 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:54.520 in front Field Day. 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:56.520 It's more fun at their house, the beech House. Well, 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:57.520 what have you learned, Chats. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.400 I've learned that it's okay to switch things up and 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:02.480 go and try someone else. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.520 I'll bet you in the next six months health when 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:05.839 you get that. 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.720 Oh it's probably I don't know, once every month and 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:09.240 a half. 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:11.559 Right, Okay, I guarantee you next time you come back 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.640 in here, and you'll be an extended version of Red 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.200 from Angry Birds and gosh, we'll have fun with it. 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:17.080 Edward's feedback. 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:28.079 So our song to song song song welcome Back produces Hello. 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:32.240 Hello, I'm excited our first song so so song to 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.800 quickly recap. We've got a couple of listeners on and 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.720 you guys are playing for them. The winner will take 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:40.240 home one hundred dollars fast past avoucher. We've got Steph 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.240 playing for Joy Well, Jody playing for Steph, and we've 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:44.760 got Megan for Hazy. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.280 Okay they guys, Hi. 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.559 Hi Steph, thanks for backing me. When producers always said, 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.240 who would you like to align your little little song 0:09:54.640 --> 0:09:55.840 you know, truck two and you. 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:58.319 Said me, yeah, well, hopefully I didn't make it. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:09:59.640 Oh well. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:03.920 Yeah, I'm telling you right now, staff, it doesn't mean 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:06.640 squat effectively. What Slady just did was she won the 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.400 Summer League in n b A. The real stuff's about 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:10.440 to start right now. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.920 No, I won't get your n b A references, mate, 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:17.080 No one right, So to be clear, to. 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:18.640 Be clear, it's best of three, so there's a few 0:10:18.720 --> 0:10:21.600 chances here, so for it. We're going to play some 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:22.559 big nover hits, but. 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:27.320 Classically classic instrumentally. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:29.240 Let's fire off our first song. 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:31.400 Here we go. Okay, names, buzzes. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:32.559 Name is your buzzer? 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:37.359 So hazy helga a right, Okay. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:38.079 It's an eyebrow reference. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:11:09.880 Everybody here. First song on Olivia Rodrigo. No, oh my god. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:16.960 You've got to come in with win here, okay, jove, 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:19.040 it's the Taylor Swift song. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:27.400 Name three two two one no no no no, no, 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.200 no no no no. 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.120 That's one point. 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.440 Do you know what I will call an aggressive I 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:40.839 will aggressively call that poor behavior. And for the first 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.720 time in this little path that we're on, I'm calling 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:44.520 you at TAWE. 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.360 Because I had a horrible blank. Then I won't take 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.720 the point. I won't take the points. Fine, that's okay, 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:52.720 it's fine. I knew what song it was, it just 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.040 didn't come into my bloody head. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:58.480 Okay, calm down, Helga. Now will you take the point now? 0:11:58.559 --> 0:11:59.720 I might. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:03.120 We've got two more songs, so zip all round? 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:04.640 Oh okay, we are doing yeah? 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:05.360 All right? 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:06.000 Second song? 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:19.160 I need some redemption days sure, men days. Oh you 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:20.920 don't know, you don't know nothings. 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:28.720 Me back, I'm a slave for sure. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:29.679 Who is it? 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:30.000 Am? I? 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:30.280 Right? 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:32.920 All right, Megan, you're officially. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:34.760 In the lad Hey, Meghan, that's one for the good guys. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:42.800 Yay, yourself a good guy? After you for rating my 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:43.960 eyebrows all morning. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.880 It's good feedback, It's all good. Well, all right, So 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:48.600 how does this work? 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:50.960 Do you know what it is? One? A pace? It 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:51.960 is one? It's not. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:52.520 I won't take it. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:56.440 Yeah, because now, because now I'm back in the game, 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:58.080 I've got some confidence. 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:00.360 We're killing Joe's this week. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.640 There is one song. This is literally a tie break. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.719 Oh my god, my heart's themselves ridiculous. 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.760 How long do these songs go for? Because it's taking 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:09.280 us a while. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.679 You're really stretching your final one. Here we go. 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:23.000 A minute. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:35.280 No, no, no, I won't. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.960 Have bye. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:44.480 Caloribro color bro. You know what I mean? Yes, yes, yes. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.280 You can't say you know who I mean? 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:47.599 I can't, can you? 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:57.120 Oh my gosh, it wasn't that an effort in a half? 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:05.680 Jeff, It's home one hundred dollars? Wasn't it a roller 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:11.120 coaster steph wasn't it? God? Just when you when you 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.600 have your Amitriciana at faster past, I just think of 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:15.280 me and smile. 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:17.000 Please, thank you? 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.400 Oh I think the steps over it as well. 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:24.520 You know, come, I come. 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:24.480 I. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.600 Cammillo, Cabo, karine Carina. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:31.600 No you can't just give it and was like, yeah, 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:33.040 doesn't work. 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:34.680 I freaking story. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:45.120 Just tell us huge two big splits over there in 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:49.160 the US, Dalton Gomez and Ariana Grande have separated and 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:50.560 are heading towards divorce. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.840 Yeah, I'm just on that. Don't know too many Daltons, 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:54.040 do you? 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:55.440 Yeah? 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:04.360 Sorry to derail fine, it's area huh classic? 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:05.520 Thank you? 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:09.080 Next, can I very quickly tell you my Ariana Grande story? 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:09.400 Yeah? 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.520 So she was at a radio station, not this one, 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.880 but another one, and her mother was in there with her, 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:18.040 and Ariana made them black out the windows while she 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:20.880 ate so no one can watch her eat. And then 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.600 then her mother was like, we need her spray dawn 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.040 machine sent in from the US because she needs a 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.120 spray town. And they're like, by the time we fly 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:32.440 it out, you'll be gone. You would have left the country. 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.800 We can just organize you with spray can So I'm 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.640 picking from that she might be a little bit home made. 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.080 Yeah, look, I think what we did learn about our 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.760 own across a journey, and look, with all due respect, 0:15:41.920 --> 0:15:44.080 whenever you say that, and whenever you say no offense, 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:45.440 you're about to offend someone. 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:46.360 I think we. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:47.880 Learned that she might be just a bit of a 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.920 So there was a viral video of her. I think 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.960 it was a bakery in New York where she was 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:55.760 with a couple of friends and the person at the 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.920 front wasn't looking and she licked one of the donuts. 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:01.040 Oh my god. Then the CCTV I've got her. Do 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:01.560 you remember that? 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:02.400 Do you remember that? 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:02.680 Yeah? 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:03.200 I remember that. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.960 Apparently they got together in COVID so they were in 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.000 their little bubble, and then obviously she started touring and 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.000 stuff again, and he was like, what the hell is 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:12.640 going on because he didn't. 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.040 Realize how celebrity she was. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.040 Fight in COVID when you got a puppy and then 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.640 you realize that, oh this is for life and I've 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:19.880 got to actually feed it and look back. 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:26.120 Did you just compare Arid to a puppy? Yeah, pretty much? Right, Okay, 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.840 So that's that's one split. The other one is Sophie 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:32.280 Vighara and Joe Manjia and now I can never say, 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.120 but he was the one out of magic mic I 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:35.640 want to say he was one of strippers. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:36.160 Right. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.160 So they've separated as well, and she has taken to 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.960 Instagram said, when wife gives you lemons, you come to 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:44.640 Italy to squeeze them. Just the shot of her looking 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:47.560 absolutely stunning. If you can't make it work with Sophia Vigara, 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:48.880 then really. 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:51.160 Oh my gosh. She went to Instagram and said. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:53.480 This, No one knows this, but for the first year 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:55.920 of his life I met up money like a girl 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.440 and told everybody that he was my daughter, just for 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:01.200 a few times. 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:03.120 I didn't want to mess with his head. 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:05.640 When he found the pictures, I told him that it 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:07.280 was his twin sister who died. 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.080 She's good she is fine. 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:10.960 Is it? 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:14.240 She is so funny? Now, just for a couple of 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.760 days out from there opening Women's World Cup match against 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:19.000 the Republic of Ireland, the Matildas have released a video 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:22.440 calling on football's international government bodies to further invest in 0:17:22.480 --> 0:17:23.639 the women's game. Have listened. 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:26.520 Those that came before us showed that being a Matilda 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:27.439 means something. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:31.200 They showed us how to fight for recognition, validation and respect. 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:32.480 This is our legacy. 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:33.760 This is our legacy. 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.160 This is our legacy. 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.760 This is our legacy. This is our legacy. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:39.000 This is our legacy. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:40.360 This is our legacy. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:41.800 I believe it's their legacy. 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:45.320 Yeah, So just to give you an idea, I did 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:47.639 a little bit of research on this. In the twenty 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:49.760 eighteen World Cup in Russia, there was for the men 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:53.159 five hundred and seventy four million dollars on offer, with 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:56.639 France taking home fifty four million. In comparison, in twenty nineteen, 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.320 the Women's World Cup in France had just forty three 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.840 million dollars and five point seven for the winner as well. 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:04.800 And before everyone jumps up and down, says well, it's 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:07.840 revenue based, it's not FIFA allocate the money before a tournament. 0:18:07.960 --> 0:18:09.720 So this is how much you're gonna get. 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:11.760 Yeah, so just twenty five percent of what the men 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:13.920 were making, if my calculations are correct. 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:14.800 Yeah, I saw that. 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:17.200 Juice. 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:18.359 Juice. 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.159 Also some suggestion that the soccerus get to travel in 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:23.000 business class when they go overseas and the women are 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:23.840 just back in economy. 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:26.040 Really okay, very interesting. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:28.879 I stumbled on Dancing with the Stars last night and 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:30.920