1 00:00:04,730 --> 00:00:04,940 Speaker 1: This is Browny's podcast. 2 00:00:07,450 --> 00:00:13,020 Deano: Hey, yes. One day late but we're here, Browny's podcast. Dog's in 3 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,960 Deano: Noosa, why the hell are you in Noosa by the way? 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:15,002 Campbell Brown: (inaudible) . 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,660 Deano: Oh, shit, he's got no shirt on. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,270 Jonathan Brown: Are you oiled up, Dog? 7 00:00:20,579 --> 00:00:24,279 Campbell Brown: I don't have the oil on today, but that's magnificent 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,750 Campbell Brown: up here. It's 19 degrees and sunny. What's it like 9 00:00:26,750 --> 00:00:27,250 Campbell Brown: in Melbourne? 10 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:27,810 Deano: Shit as. 11 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:27,870 Campbell Brown: I know. 12 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:33,059 Deano: Your nipples are a red I haven't seen. What is 13 00:00:33,110 --> 00:00:34,100 Deano: that? Is that a fuchsia? 14 00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:38,229 Jonathan Brown: Hey, I believe he's got bath plug nipples. 15 00:00:38,229 --> 00:00:40,491 Deano: Have you got a pair of bath plugs? 16 00:00:40,491 --> 00:00:44,130 Campbell Brown: I tell what I do, do. I looked at the weather forecast, 17 00:00:44,130 --> 00:00:46,210 Campbell Brown: I saw it was going to be shocking in Melbourne and I thought 18 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:49,740 Campbell Brown: I'm out of here. So I got on a plane and 19 00:00:49,740 --> 00:00:50,560 Campbell Brown: it's beautiful. 20 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,860 Jonathan Brown: Is there any danger we can get you a Gillette sponsorship and 21 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:53,341 Jonathan Brown: shave that chest of yours? 22 00:00:53,341 --> 00:00:53,342 Brody: I know. 23 00:00:53,342 --> 00:00:54,860 Deano: Come on, man. 24 00:00:54,860 --> 00:00:55,790 Brody: Look at that. 25 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:57,290 Deano: No one needs that hair, no one. 26 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:00,100 Campbell Brown: It is ordinary. Yeah, it's very bad. 27 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,740 Jonathan Brown: We can put you on display at the Melbourne zoo. 28 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:03,410 Deano: Mate, you're in public. 29 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:06,130 Campbell Brown: It's the one thing that if I had a chance 30 00:01:06,130 --> 00:01:08,500 Campbell Brown: to change in my body, I would. I'd get rid 31 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:08,730 Campbell Brown: of the hair. 32 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,840 Deano: That's what you'd change? Of all your flaws, that's what you'd change? 33 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:13,809 Campbell Brown: That is all I would change. 34 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,910 Deano: The (inaudible) unchanged, just the body hair. Just the nipple hair. 35 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:18,640 Jonathan Brown: Everything else is perfect. 36 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:21,700 Campbell Brown: Yeah, and I'd love another couple inches. I'd love to be 37 00:01:21,780 --> 00:01:22,130 Campbell Brown: a bit taller. 38 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:22,750 Deano: Yeah, of course. 39 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:26,319 Brody: The psychopathic tendencies, don't worry about that. All good, keep them. 40 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,140 Campbell Brown: They're fine. 41 00:01:27,140 --> 00:01:30,069 Jonathan Brown: How many people have you spotted? Because Noosa-ry is like little Melbourne, especially 42 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:33,410 Jonathan Brown: the middle parts of the year. How many people in our industry, 43 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:34,610 Jonathan Brown: have you spotter or people you know? 44 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:38,500 Campbell Brown: Yeah. Well, it's split around JB as you know, a 45 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,060 Campbell Brown: lot of AFL players when they have some time off come 46 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,840 Campbell Brown: up here. So I bumped into Patty Dangerfield, walking along 47 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,390 Campbell Brown: the beach with his wife and kids. I bumped into 48 00:01:46,390 --> 00:01:48,620 Campbell Brown: the great Josh Kennedy from the Sydney Swans. 49 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,880 Jonathan Brown: Ah, I think he's our favorite listener. 50 00:01:51,380 --> 00:01:55,110 Campbell Brown: Yeah, our favorite listener. I think Jackie Silvagni was up here, someone told 51 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:57,160 Campbell Brown: me. There's been a few floating around, yeah. 52 00:01:58,270 --> 00:02:02,440 Deano: Hey, there's this crazy boxing announcement that's just been made. 53 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:06,010 Deano: We'll get to it in a second. But JB, I was watching tellie over 54 00:02:06,010 --> 00:02:11,130 Deano: the whole weekend, describe everyone you're working weekend, last one gone. 55 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:13,880 Jonathan Brown: I worked Friday night. 56 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,639 Deano: Breakfast radio, Friday morning. 57 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:19,140 Jonathan Brown: Breakfast radio. Then Friday night we did the game, I can't 58 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,180 Jonathan Brown: even remember... It was Western Bullocks verse Geelong. 59 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:21,440 Deano: Yeah. 60 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,430 Brody: We did the podcast in between that, so we went from 61 00:02:24,430 --> 00:02:26,530 Brody: breakfast radio, podcast... 62 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,639 Jonathan Brown: Friday night footy and it went a bit late because Bailey Smith headbutted 63 00:02:31,889 --> 00:02:34,139 Jonathan Brown: the Geelong player. Going to ( beep), it was Zach Tuohy. 64 00:02:34,139 --> 00:02:36,780 Jonathan Brown: And then, so I got out there a little bit late because we 65 00:02:36,780 --> 00:02:38,639 Jonathan Brown: had to watch the press conference, see what Luke Beveridge 66 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:42,419 Jonathan Brown: say, see if he'd bur up. Then Saturday, busy day. 67 00:02:42,740 --> 00:02:44,980 Jonathan Brown: I'll tell you what I did, I took the... And this 68 00:02:44,980 --> 00:02:47,899 Jonathan Brown: not work I did... But it sort of was work 69 00:02:47,940 --> 00:02:49,530 Jonathan Brown: because Deano you wanted me to go, I took the 70 00:02:49,530 --> 00:02:50,161 Jonathan Brown: kids to Top Gun. 71 00:02:50,161 --> 00:02:50,162 Deano: Yes. 72 00:02:50,162 --> 00:02:52,820 Jonathan Brown: Because I had the choice of Top Gun or Adelaide 73 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,990 Jonathan Brown: verse West Coast. Now as if I'm going to waste (beep) 74 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,330 Jonathan Brown: Saturday afternoon on that game. So I went to Top 75 00:02:59,330 --> 00:03:01,910 Jonathan Brown: Gun, that was magnificent. Off to the footy Saturday night. 76 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:02,870 Deano: Yes. 77 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:05,950 Jonathan Brown: Then Best on Ground Saturday night, had a few beers 78 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:08,040 Jonathan Brown: with Bucks. We have a few beers before the show. 79 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,270 Jonathan Brown: So we sit up there on the couch, did the 80 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:14,350 Jonathan Brown: show, got home after midnight and then Sunday went to the boxing, 81 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:18,570 Jonathan Brown: carried the flag for my man, Jason Maloney. Carried him 82 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:20,739 Jonathan Brown: to victory again, third round knockout, if you don't mind. 83 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:25,790 Jonathan Brown: Then I went off back to the Fox footy called the Fremantle 84 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:26,900 Jonathan Brown: verse Brisbane game. 85 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,400 Brody: Jesus Christ, man. 86 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,720 Jonathan Brown: Then that wasn't enough, so I got my man Bucks to 87 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,609 Jonathan Brown: drop me back to the casino, to finish off with the 88 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:37,540 Jonathan Brown: few celebrator beers with the Maloney brothers and Danny Green. 89 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:37,980 Brody: Jesus. 90 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,809 Campbell Brown: Hang on, hang on J, mate. I mean that is 91 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:43,210 Campbell Brown: unbelievable work ethic, but you've thrown in watching Top Gun, 92 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,980 Campbell Brown: going to the boxing and having beers as work. 93 00:03:46,890 --> 00:03:46,891 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. 94 00:03:46,891 --> 00:03:47,450 Deano: They are mate. 95 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:47,490 Jonathan Brown: They- 96 00:03:47,490 --> 00:03:47,491 Deano: Research. 97 00:03:47,491 --> 00:03:47,492 Jonathan Brown: Hey mate? 98 00:03:47,492 --> 00:03:47,542 Deano: Do some. 99 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,870 Jonathan Brown: It was put on the work credit card, all those 100 00:03:53,870 --> 00:03:54,721 Jonathan Brown: expenses. So, it was work. 101 00:03:54,721 --> 00:04:01,901 Brody: So that's a lot of work. Are things pretty grim at home, are they? 102 00:04:01,901 --> 00:04:01,902 Deano: Must be. 103 00:04:01,902 --> 00:04:05,190 Jonathan Brown: Kylie's starting to wonder whether I actually like her or not. She gets no 104 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:09,720 Jonathan Brown: complaints. There's no complaints from her, she just binge watches every single Netflix 105 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:09,980 Jonathan Brown: show there is out there. 106 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:11,290 Deano: Speaking of- 107 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,380 Campbell Brown: How was the reception JB, when you were walking with 108 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:15,990 Campbell Brown: the flag? 109 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:22,339 Jonathan Brown: It was just unbelievable. I thought it was funny, Dog because I went 110 00:04:22,339 --> 00:04:26,000 Jonathan Brown: with my wife Kylie and so we walked out and so she got a lot 111 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,219 Jonathan Brown: of the vision and you walk out and there was people lined up for the big 112 00:04:29,220 --> 00:04:32,150 Jonathan Brown: walkway, it was about an 80 meter walk out to the ring. It was 113 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:35,180 Jonathan Brown: awesome. I was getting a few selfies along the way, 114 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:39,110 Jonathan Brown: you would've thought I was fighting, it was hard to carry the flag and get selfies at the same time- 115 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:41,620 Deano: Dog, did you watch him? Because the way he had 116 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:44,470 Deano: to carry it, it was very awkward. He just looked like a 117 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:45,940 Deano: random henchman to me. 118 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:50,089 Campbell Brown: Yeah, he did. He had it with the both hands. I liked the fact that the whole 119 00:04:50,220 --> 00:04:53,380 Campbell Brown: Australian flag was on show. The other thing though, I 120 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:56,029 Campbell Brown: thought you overshadowed the boxer JB, like you were a 121 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:59,580 Campbell Brown: bigger name than Maloney, which should never be the case. 122 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:03,240 Jonathan Brown: No, I'm just helping. Because Jace will be a household 123 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,520 Jonathan Brown: name in this country when he becomes a world champion, 124 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,620 Jonathan Brown: which will be very soon. But I just wanted to support 125 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:10,170 Jonathan Brown: him and get him to the ring and I know 126 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:12,950 Jonathan Brown: him, I've known him for a long time. People think I'm just a 127 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:13,900 Jonathan Brown: Johnny come lately. 128 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,940 Brody: Yeah. Yes you are. You're a bandwagon type of guy. 129 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,790 Jonathan Brown: That is bullshit. I've got a photo and I can prove it. 130 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:19,070 Brody: Yeah. 131 00:05:19,150 --> 00:05:21,790 Jonathan Brown: When Jackie Brown's about two years old in the ring sparring 132 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,799 Jonathan Brown: with Jace and I used to train with Jace because 133 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:25,150 Jonathan Brown: we used to live near each other, so- 134 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:28,300 Brody: That seems fair, the 50 kilo guy versus Brown, whose 115. 135 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:33,640 Jonathan Brown: And we shouldn't forget his brother, Andrew who actually fought after the main event. But you know what the 136 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,500 Jonathan Brown: hardest thing was? When you carry the flag, what side 137 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:42,150 Jonathan Brown: does the Union Jack have to be on? If I ask you Dogs, so 138 00:05:42,150 --> 00:05:44,520 Jonathan Brown: you're going to walk out, what hand does the Union 139 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,100 Jonathan Brown: Jack have to be? 140 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:47,710 Campbell Brown: In my right hand. In your... 141 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:48,490 Jonathan Brown: Correct. 142 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:48,930 Campbell Brown: Yeah. 143 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,650 Jonathan Brown: And when I went to walk out with it was in my left hand, it's confusing. 144 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:54,541 Campbell Brown: Yeah, it's around the wrong way, yeah. 145 00:05:54,541 --> 00:06:00,680 Jonathan Brown: Around the wrong way. So I made sure I got that part right and then went to the ring, got in there and Jesus, it 146 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,450 Jonathan Brown: was exciting. Did you see the hug he gave me 147 00:06:02,450 --> 00:06:03,390 Jonathan Brown: after he knocked him out, Brody? 148 00:06:03,390 --> 00:06:07,400 Brody: I did. I was there. I had a slightly different experience over the course of 149 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,160 Brody: that day, over the fight. But I did see him 150 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,390 Brody: hug you and mate, I saw how popular you were. Mate, 151 00:06:12,050 --> 00:06:13,130 Brody: they were all over you. 152 00:06:13,270 --> 00:06:17,760 Deano: Now, this is proper boxing right? Proper sanction boxing. I'm 153 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:21,089 Deano: getting a bit frustrated with the bullshit boxing that's happening 154 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,240 Deano: on the side, or all around the world. There's YouTubers boxing 155 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:25,600 Deano: and washed up old footballers. 156 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,860 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, washed up old footballers as well. And I'm not sure if our man Angelo... 157 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,230 Jonathan Brown: Actually just before we go Deano. 158 00:06:31,230 --> 00:06:31,260 Deano: Yes. 159 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:36,520 Jonathan Brown: Just before we go, a great scene. I love boxing 160 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,979 Jonathan Brown: trainers, Angelo Hyder is a great mate of mine. Danny Green's trainer, one 161 00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:43,580 Jonathan Brown: of Australia's great boxing trainers, trains the Maloney brothers. We're 162 00:06:43,580 --> 00:06:46,779 Jonathan Brown: in the rooms about 10 minutes out and Jace was 163 00:06:46,779 --> 00:06:51,100 Jonathan Brown: obviously tense. There's 40 odd thousand people there. Next minute, 164 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:55,130 Jonathan Brown: Angelo takes his shirt off and he's got the boxing 165 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:57,320 Jonathan Brown: MITs there and obviously we pulled into him because he's 166 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:58,960 Jonathan Brown: in worse shape than you are Brown Dog. 167 00:06:59,010 --> 00:06:59,370 Campbell Brown: Whoa. 168 00:06:59,370 --> 00:07:02,789 Jonathan Brown: And did we unload. Did we unload. We go put your shirt on your fat 169 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:05,690 Jonathan Brown: bastard. We're not here to watch the heavyweights, but mate, straight away he just loosened 170 00:07:06,850 --> 00:07:10,300 Jonathan Brown: the room up, even Jace was laughing. So then he walked to the 171 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,041 Jonathan Brown: ring laughing and just relaxed and ready to go. 172 00:07:12,041 --> 00:07:15,270 Deano: So what you you're saying is you fat shaming, an elderly man won 173 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:16,020 Deano: him his fight? 174 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:20,050 Jonathan Brown: It was embarrassing. Absolutely. It was embarrassing. And I'll tell 175 00:07:20,050 --> 00:07:22,080 Jonathan Brown: you what we might be doing, we might be fat shaming some 176 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:23,100 Jonathan Brown: AFL footballers going forward. 177 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:23,520 Deano: What is this? 178 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,250 Jonathan Brown: There's a big fight on August the third, which will 179 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:28,150 Jonathan Brown: be on Foxdale, it's just been announced today. 180 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,040 Deano: The Barry Hall one sucked. Let's just all be completely honest. 181 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,230 Jonathan Brown: Well, it's interesting... Yeah, well Barry Hall and Sunny Bill 182 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,961 Jonathan Brown: Williams, Sunny Bill knocked him out cold, didn't he? 183 00:07:36,961 --> 00:07:39,180 Deano: Mate, it was a waste of time. Everyone's time. 184 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,800 Jonathan Brown: Well, apparently this won't be a waste of time. On the 3rd of 185 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,370 Jonathan Brown: August on a Wednesday night at Margaret Court Arena, are 186 00:07:44,370 --> 00:07:47,070 Jonathan Brown: they going to fill Margaret Court Arena? Because at the 187 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:51,360 Jonathan Brown: moment there's two bouts that have been announced, one Adam Cooney verse 188 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:52,530 Jonathan Brown: Dane Swan, the battle of the brown low medals. 189 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,550 Deano: Okay. 190 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:58,370 Jonathan Brown: And then Brendan Fevola and Cameron Mooney in the heavyweight division. 191 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,830 Jonathan Brown: Now they're the only names we've got at this stage. I'm proposing 192 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,520 Jonathan Brown: we need further bouts. 193 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:06,040 Deano: What do you mean? 194 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,771 Jonathan Brown: Well, we love the brotherly love in this Browny's Podcast. 195 00:08:08,771 --> 00:08:10,220 Deano: Oh, I see where this is going, yes. 196 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:13,990 Jonathan Brown: Yeah. We think that's Brody and Brown Dog. 197 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:14,480 Deano: Yes. 198 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:14,641 Jonathan Brown: They're about the same weight division. 199 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:17,160 Deano: I think so. 200 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,960 Jonathan Brown: I think they go head to head for the Browny's Podcast championship of 201 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:21,330 Jonathan Brown: the world. 202 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:21,820 Deano: Come on. 203 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:26,730 Campbell Brown: You know what you can do? You can tie my right hand 204 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:28,002 Campbell Brown: behind my back (inaudible) . 205 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:32,860 Deano: Brody, first impressions about this idea. 206 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:35,710 Brody: I reckon I've got him covered. 207 00:08:35,790 --> 00:08:38,370 Deano: That's insane... He's a crazy man. 208 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:42,630 Brody: So Dog, you get one hand and actually I'll stipulate. 209 00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:46,150 Brody: You get no headgear, I get full headgear and those 210 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,020 Brody: big body bags they put on, so you can pretend 211 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,590 Brody: to punch people in the ribs. I get to wear one of 212 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:50,179 Brody: those as well. 213 00:08:50,179 --> 00:08:51,810 Jonathan Brown: Well the Brown Dog, won't need them, he is already got that covered. 214 00:08:51,810 --> 00:08:54,370 Brody: Yeah, he's got enough. And I've got both MITs and you get 215 00:08:54,370 --> 00:08:55,590 Brody: one hand, you get your left hand. 216 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,920 Deano: Dog, what do you feel? How do you feel about those demands? 217 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:01,110 Campbell Brown: That's all fine, but I'm going to stipulate one clause. 218 00:09:01,309 --> 00:09:01,640 Deano: Yes. 219 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:03,480 Campbell Brown: It's a fight to the death. 220 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:05,451 Brody: Oh excellent. 221 00:09:05,451 --> 00:09:05,452 Deano: No. 222 00:09:05,452 --> 00:09:05,890 Jonathan Brown: In a steel cage. 223 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,079 Deano: Yes. 224 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,800 Campbell Brown: That's all, we don't stop. 225 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:13,849 Deano: No, we're serious. Could this happen on any planet? 226 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:15,589 Jonathan Brown: Like it wouldn't be the main event, of course. It 227 00:09:15,590 --> 00:09:16,300 Jonathan Brown: may be part of the prelims. 228 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,660 Deano: It'd be in the car park. 229 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,420 Jonathan Brown: Maybe before the telecast even starts. 230 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:21,459 Brody: Maybe it's Dog and I in the car park. 231 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:26,520 Campbell Brown: I was approached to fight in that fight. 232 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,210 Deano: Really? Against who? 233 00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:33,840 Campbell Brown: Yeah. They didn't say who, but I knocked it back. I am now a lover, a pacifist, 234 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:36,330 Campbell Brown: I did all my fighting in the first 25 years 235 00:09:36,330 --> 00:09:39,699 Campbell Brown: of my life and I'm dedicating my next 50 to 236 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,280 Campbell Brown: peace. Peace and love. 237 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,929 Deano: At the very least, can you get us a table 238 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:43,699 Deano: to this? The four of us? 239 00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:45,550 Jonathan Brown: I think we can. I'm sure we can. I'm not sure 240 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,350 Jonathan Brown: whether they're going to sell out Margaret Court Arena, but hopefully there's 241 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,600 Jonathan Brown: some more bouts announced. But geez, I'd love to see 242 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:55,380 Jonathan Brown: that. (crosstalk) Imagine points walking out of the ring, you'd have 243 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:56,241 Jonathan Brown: the points (inaudible) stenciled on his back. 244 00:09:56,241 --> 00:09:56,242 Deano: Oh man. 245 00:09:56,242 --> 00:10:01,520 Jonathan Brown: Mate, you'd have gear all over you. It'll be magnificent, we'd obviously you have to 246 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,809 Jonathan Brown: have a very strong medical team there. 247 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,790 Deano: I'd be his coach saying things like mental weakness. Don't want any of it. 248 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:15,630 Campbell Brown: How much JB do you think that those boys would be getting, Cooney- 249 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:15,920 Deano: 20. 250 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:19,590 Campbell Brown: Swan, Mooney, and (inaudible) ? 40, 50? 251 00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:21,470 Jonathan Brown: 20 plus. 252 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:22,130 Deano: Okay. 253 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:22,910 Campbell Brown: Yeah. 254 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,900 Deano: To commit all that training, you'd want a bit Dog. 255 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,660 Campbell Brown: I reckon 30 for Coons and Swaney and I'd say 256 00:10:31,970 --> 00:10:35,120 Campbell Brown: 40 to 50 for Fevin and Moons, but they're just estimates. I 257 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:37,271 Campbell Brown: have no idea, I'm just spit balling. 258 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:40,090 Jonathan Brown: They need more though, they can't just have two bouts. 259 00:10:40,790 --> 00:10:42,400 Campbell Brown: Yeah, they need a hell of a lot more. 260 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,480 Deano: If you sign up to one of these things, Dog, 261 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:46,979 Deano: it's a lot of work in the months leading up 262 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,760 Deano: to it. You'd want a fair bit of coin to 263 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:49,240 Deano: make that... 264 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:49,771 Brody: But they're not doing- 265 00:10:49,771 --> 00:10:49,910 Campbell Brown: Ah mate- 266 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:51,131 Brody: They're not doing full training. 267 00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:51,131 Campbell Brown: Couldn't pay me enough. 268 00:10:51,131 --> 00:10:54,130 Deano: Well right, they would be training pretty hard. 269 00:10:54,130 --> 00:10:55,070 Jonathan Brown: It's an there go thing. 270 00:10:55,110 --> 00:10:59,329 Brody: Yeah. But it's going to be an absolute side show. They're going to 271 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:00,120 Brody: be training, I reckon- 272 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:00,260 Campbell Brown: Reputations are on the line. 273 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:04,460 Brody: Yeah. I still don't see it. I reckon they're going to be lucky to, we've 274 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:07,150 Brody: done two weeks training and they'll do semi- hard training 275 00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,910 Brody: and they're going to be three round... All right, what? Three round bouts, 276 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:13,140 Brody: what? A minute per round or something, it'll be. 277 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,130 Deano: Yeah, who wins? Fev and Moons who wins that? 278 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:15,170 Campbell Brown: Fev. 279 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:15,189 Jonathan Brown: No. 280 00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:17,719 Brody: No, Moons. 281 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,230 Jonathan Brown: Moons goes pretty good. Yeah, Moons goes pretty good. I 282 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:22,200 Jonathan Brown: think Fev's a bit of a lover not a fighter, 283 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:22,559 Jonathan Brown: as well. 284 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:22,790 Deano: Right. 285 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:26,250 Jonathan Brown: But I'd be back in moons in there. I remember the rugby league verse 286 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:31,590 Jonathan Brown: AFL back in 2002, I believe. There was five fights, 287 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:33,179 Jonathan Brown: it was up in Queensland, it was a huge crowd 288 00:11:33,179 --> 00:11:37,319 Jonathan Brown: of the Brisbane Entertainment Center. And I remember we had some 289 00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:42,330 Jonathan Brown: names, I mean, Dean Rice, Damian Monkhorst, Mark Jacko Jackson. 290 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:42,350 Deano: Whoa. 291 00:11:42,880 --> 00:11:45,220 Jonathan Brown: Matt Kennedy, who I played with. And Maxy was the 292 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:48,410 Jonathan Brown: only one out of the five AFL boys that actually won. He knocked out Spud 293 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:51,100 Jonathan Brown: Caroll, which is a great effort, but he trained really 294 00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,950 Jonathan Brown: hard for it, for like three or four months. He was 295 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:53,641 Jonathan Brown: in magnificent shape. 296 00:11:53,641 --> 00:11:53,810 Campbell Brown: Magnamicent. 297 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:59,380 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent shape. But I remember Damien Monkhorst fought Mark Geyer. 298 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,002 Jonathan Brown: Remember Mark Geyer played (crosstalk) . 299 00:12:01,002 --> 00:12:01,003 Deano: Yeah, from the (inaudible) 300 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:05,809 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, forward Mark Geyer, former State of Origin, great for 301 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:10,230 Jonathan Brown: New south Wales. And they came out swinging. They were the biggest hay makers and I reckon 302 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:14,010 Jonathan Brown: Damien Monkhorst was in great shape and big Mark Geyer 303 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:18,340 Jonathan Brown: knocked out, Monkey knocked him out cold about 20 seconds 304 00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:18,840 Jonathan Brown: into the bout. 305 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:18,959 Deano: Mental weakness. 306 00:12:18,970 --> 00:12:19,000 Campbell Brown: Yes. 307 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,290 Jonathan Brown: It was crazy. It was crazy. And I think that 308 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:26,260 Jonathan Brown: the rest of the AFL boys shit themselves, because Monkey was 309 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:30,020 Jonathan Brown: their best chance they thought. So, that was a great experience. But that should be a bit of 310 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:33,390 Jonathan Brown: fun, hopefully big crowd turns up and can't wait to see points bed verse 311 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:34,600 Jonathan Brown: Brown Dog in the big clash. 312 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,970 Deano: I know. In the car park, in a kiddy pool. All 313 00:12:36,970 --> 00:12:39,589 Deano: right now, Brods, go to that mic next to JB, because you got to 314 00:12:39,590 --> 00:12:43,320 Deano: watch this. Dog, you're not allowed to contribute in this next minute. Because 315 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,780 Deano: what we have in front of us on the screen is from 2002, 316 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,020 Deano: the heats for the grand final sprint. And this is 317 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:54,130 Deano: amazing. So boys, we can watch this and commentate and then dog 318 00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:56,219 Deano: will have any questions for us after. You got that, JB? 319 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:56,860 Jonathan Brown: Yep. 320 00:12:57,100 --> 00:13:02,089 Speaker 6: Xavier Clarke of St Kilder who is celebrating his 19th birthday today. Russ Funk 321 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:05,900 Speaker 6: from Melbourne, Matthew Bishop from Port Adelaide and Robert Forster- 322 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,670 Speaker 6: Knight is the late entry for the bombers. 323 00:13:07,671 --> 00:13:10,140 Deano: Look at him, a young Campbell Brown 324 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:10,670 Jonathan Brown: Geez, you're a good looking man. 325 00:13:10,670 --> 00:13:10,671 Deano: He was. 326 00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:10,891 Speaker 6: Is to be here. Andy- 327 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:14,890 Deano: The only other player I recognize is Fev. 328 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:17,069 Brody: The great Matthew Bishop. 329 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:17,650 Deano: Bishop? 330 00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,140 Brody: Who was on an absolute treadmill for the entire career. 331 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,179 Deano: Fev had dreadlocks in this era. 332 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:22,890 Speaker 6: Greg Tivendale. 333 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:23,290 Deano: And there's- 334 00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:24,002 Jonathan Brown: A (inaudible) Greg Tivendale. 335 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:26,500 Deano: See Mario in the background? 336 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,280 Brody: Was it Ralph Clarke or Xavier Clark? 337 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:28,329 Jonathan Brown: Xavier Clark. 338 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 6: 19 today. Ross Funk 339 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,110 Deano: 2002... 340 00:13:32,510 --> 00:13:32,920 Speaker 6: Former Tiger. 341 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:33,980 Deano: The PlayStation two was out. 342 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:34,950 Speaker 6: Matthew Bishop from the Port Adelaide. 343 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,002 Jonathan Brown: (crosstalk) . 344 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:41,340 Speaker 6: Robert Forster- Knight from Essendon. 100 meters, as Michael said, the 345 00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:45,080 Speaker 6: winner will pocket $ 5, 000. It would be a nice birthday 346 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,891 Speaker 6: present for the young man from St. Kilder- 347 00:13:46,891 --> 00:13:49,309 Deano: Dog's the shortest by far. 348 00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:50,079 Speaker 6: He needs to be here. 349 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:54,070 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. I was surprised at your speed. Is it X Clarke got back in. 350 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:56,650 Speaker 6: Starter, calls them up for heat two. First four to 351 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:57,469 Speaker 6: go through. 352 00:13:58,890 --> 00:13:59,550 Speaker 7: Set. 353 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:02,241 Speaker 6: A few little edgy on the line- 354 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:02,242 Brody: Good out of the box. 355 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,939 Speaker 6: Clarke got away well, but stumbled soon after the start. 356 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:04,991 Deano: Jesus, Dog. 357 00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:08,480 Speaker 6: Look at Campbell Brown go. He's a clear leader halfway up- 358 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:08,701 Jonathan Brown: Hang on, Dog. 359 00:14:08,701 --> 00:14:12,010 Speaker 6: Andrew Crowell is running pretty well. And also Ross Funk coming 360 00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:14,329 Speaker 6: through, but Campbell Brown wins very impressively. 361 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:14,360 Jonathan Brown: Jeez. 362 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:17,059 Campbell Brown: Yes. 363 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,740 Jonathan Brown: You're like Usain Bolt with the hand in the air. 364 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:18,850 Deano: Oh my God. 365 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,859 Campbell Brown: You know what they say? Put 5, 000 on the 366 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,240 Campbell Brown: line I turned into Nature Strip. 367 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,840 Deano: So, that was a heat, what happened after that? 368 00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:30,270 Jonathan Brown: Your Misses says you're very quick as well. 369 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:34,640 Campbell Brown: I must have had an extremely slow heat because I 370 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,280 Campbell Brown: went into the final, jumped out of the middle barrier 371 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:41,580 Campbell Brown: as favorite. And I came fifth and all four from 372 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:44,960 Campbell Brown: heat number one, beat me convincingly, so. 373 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,730 Jonathan Brown: Because you look at your reference points- 374 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:48,811 Campbell Brown: That goes to show- 375 00:14:48,811 --> 00:14:51,020 Jonathan Brown: Brown, I go look at Ross Funk and Ross Funk looked 376 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:55,500 Jonathan Brown: like he was in (beep). He was in quick sand and he's just behind you, 377 00:14:55,550 --> 00:14:57,990 Jonathan Brown: you look like you're absolutely flying. You're right, I reckon 378 00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,770 Jonathan Brown: you've stitched that up. You've had a part with the 379 00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:01,880 Jonathan Brown: organizers, payed them off and said, put me in the 380 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:04,790 Jonathan Brown: slowest shittest heat. So I look quick. 381 00:15:06,060 --> 00:15:08,450 Deano: Bailey Smith and this head butt, what do we reckon? 382 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,020 Brody: Ah, so this is what... It was one of the 383 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:14,990 Brody: biggest talking topics of the week, of the weekend. It was a pretty poor look, 384 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:18,830 Brody: but controversial, he headbutted Zach Tuohy and Zach Tuohy actually said, " 385 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,520 Brody: Oh there wasn't too much in it, the player's code." But 386 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,640 Brody: I think that the headbutt is the sexiest offense at 387 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:28,370 Brody: the tribunal. If you roll in with a headbutt, anyone 388 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,500 Brody: can throw a forearm, anyone can come in late and 389 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,640 Brody: punch over the back of their head. If you're willing to throw their 390 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,370 Brody: head forward and clock someone- 391 00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:35,470 Deano: You're right. 392 00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:36,711 Brody: It's so sexy. 393 00:15:36,711 --> 00:15:36,712 Deano: There's nothing cowardly about- 394 00:15:36,712 --> 00:15:38,820 Brody: No, there's nothing. 395 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:39,850 Deano: Mushing your head into another mans head. 396 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,850 Jonathan Brown: You are putting your head on the line, aren't you? Literally. You're actually, 397 00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:47,660 Jonathan Brown: you're in danger of hurting yourself, which you ain't really 398 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:50,010 Jonathan Brown: going to do if you've got an elbow or a knee or a fist. 399 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:51,550 Brody: It's massive. 400 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,430 Campbell Brown: It's almost Bailey Smiths... So I'm going to put on two caps 401 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:59,860 Campbell Brown: here, one his player manager and Bevo. And I'd say like, " Oh 402 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:03,090 Campbell Brown: mate, we're a bit disappointed in you. You didn't need to 403 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:08,540 Campbell Brown: do that. The siren had sounded, three quarter time and you've let the side down two 404 00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:13,410 Campbell Brown: weeks." But if I'm his PR team, I'm saying, " Yeah, mate, 405 00:16:13,610 --> 00:16:16,340 Campbell Brown: that's magnificent. Because not only are you a very good looking man 406 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,900 Campbell Brown: that does billboards and you've got the looks and the 407 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,990 Campbell Brown: long hair, but now you're a bit of a badass. 408 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:25,340 Campbell Brown: You've throw a Liverpool kiss to an Irishman and you've 409 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:29,241 Campbell Brown: split him, this is magnificent for your brand outside of football. 410 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:33,170 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. This is a brand campaign, Brown Dog. 411 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,040 Campbell Brown: Well, I'm just... He's got multiple hats, Bailey Smith. He's one of the few in the 412 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:41,989 Campbell Brown: AFL where you've probably got Buddy Franklin, Danger and Bailey 413 00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:42,611 Campbell Brown: Smiths. They three biggest names- 414 00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:42,771 Jonathan Brown: Dusty, as well. 415 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:42,790 Brody: Dusty's got a fair bit to say in that. 416 00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:48,861 Jonathan Brown: Dusty's got a bit of that- 417 00:16:48,861 --> 00:16:48,862 Campbell Brown: I said Dusty, yeah. 418 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:52,070 Jonathan Brown: Dusty's got... You said Danger. He got to bit of a bad boy about him, doesn't he? 419 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,670 Jonathan Brown: Dusty? So he's got that appeal. So you reckon he might be 420 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:58,080 Jonathan Brown: sort of moving into the Dusty sphere with that, instead 421 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,900 Jonathan Brown: of getting the neck tattoo, I'm just going to headbutt an Irishman. 422 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:01,020 Campbell Brown: Correct and- 423 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,291 Jonathan Brown: I like that. 424 00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:03,292 Campbell Brown: And I thought it was- 425 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:03,292 Jonathan Brown: Brand strategy. 426 00:17:03,292 --> 00:17:09,480 Campbell Brown: A little bit of fun, it came out of nowhere. But do you know who the last person 427 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:13,310 Campbell Brown: was that got a significant suspension for a headbutt? 428 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,740 Jonathan Brown: Phil Carmen headbutting an umpire years ago. 429 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:22,661 Deano: Spiro Malakellis. 430 00:17:22,661 --> 00:17:25,340 Campbell Brown: No, I was actually involved in it, but I was on the receiving end. It was Dan Jackson from 431 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:30,640 Campbell Brown: the tigers in 2010. I put a bump on him and 432 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,650 Campbell Brown: I stood over him, I sort of said, " Oh get 433 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:33,930 Campbell Brown: up your redheaded so, and so." Because=. 434 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:34,090 Jonathan Brown: I'm sure you said that. 435 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:34,120 Brody: Of course you did. 436 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,931 Campbell Brown: And he got up mate and he headbutted me, got three weeks. 437 00:17:39,931 --> 00:17:42,470 Jonathan Brown: Really? Magnamicent. Really? 438 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,570 Campbell Brown: Yeah. He got three weeks. 439 00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,540 Jonathan Brown: Three weeks? How the ( beep) did they let that off? 440 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:49,469 Jonathan Brown: That would've been coming for a long time. 441 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:52,699 Campbell Brown: Yeah, well he claimed that he was concussed from the 442 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,090 Campbell Brown: initial hit that I put on, he couldn't remember the incident. 443 00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:55,090 Jonathan Brown: Wow. 444 00:17:55,090 --> 00:18:00,480 Campbell Brown: And that I'd provoked him, which I had done, but yeah, 445 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,970 Campbell Brown: he got three weeks, Dan Jackson. 446 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,151 Brody: How was it receiving the head butt? Talk us through it. 447 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:08,449 Campbell Brown: I liked it. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. I 448 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:12,450 Campbell Brown: didn't cower like Zach Tuohy did. I just sort of 449 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:14,980 Campbell Brown: pointed at the forehead and the umpire was right there, put him 450 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,850 Campbell Brown: in the book and we went on to win the game 451 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,790 Campbell Brown: in my 150th. So I remember the incident vividly. 452 00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:24,840 Deano: Doug, in all of the 100 fights you've been in, 453 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:27,719 Deano: do you feel anything? Or is it just all adrenaline and 454 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:29,930 Deano: your psychopathic tendencies take the wheel? 455 00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:36,869 Campbell Brown: You don't feel much until after, I must admit. Like JB, even when 456 00:18:36,869 --> 00:18:40,280 Campbell Brown: you had your face caved in the initial one or two minutes 457 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,430 Campbell Brown: straight after it, do you feel much? 458 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:42,889 Jonathan Brown: Not a lot. 459 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:42,900 Campbell Brown: Or- 460 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:46,260 Brody: He was still unconscious by that point. 461 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,631 Jonathan Brown: No, I wasn't when I had my head smashed in, you don't feel a lot. 462 00:18:48,631 --> 00:18:53,830 Campbell Brown: But then when the adrenaline goes down and your heart rate 463 00:18:54,140 --> 00:18:57,240 Campbell Brown: goes back, the agony would be just next level, right? 464 00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,180 Jonathan Brown: I thought I'd been in a sauna and done 15 465 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:05,740 Jonathan Brown: rounds of Mike Tyson. It just overwhelms you and you go into a panic, I 466 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:09,900 Jonathan Brown: actually was in shock. When I got smashed in the head from 467 00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,119 Jonathan Brown: a knee from Luke McFarland, they had to send a 468 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,670 Jonathan Brown: intensive care, paramedic, rush him around to the rooms, to 469 00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:19,729 Jonathan Brown: calm me down and load me up. They put that much morphine 470 00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:21,700 Jonathan Brown: into me that he said, " We put any more morphine 471 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,290 Jonathan Brown: into you, we'll kill you." So he said, " We'll have to 472 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,370 Jonathan Brown: put some Valium into it." This is all injections. 473 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:26,921 Deano: Geez. 474 00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:30,130 Jonathan Brown: So that's absolutely what happens because I think it's a shock, 475 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,790 Jonathan Brown: your body starts to go into shock. And obviously you panicked 476 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,700 Jonathan Brown: then, but Brown Dog, that is unbelievable, did you dub 477 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,460 Jonathan Brown: him in at a tribunal? 478 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:42,470 Campbell Brown: No, I didn't. No, I didn't have to say too much because I tried to 479 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:44,649 Campbell Brown: get him off actually. I sort of said that there was no 480 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:48,869 Campbell Brown: contact, but the tribunal stitched him up for three weeks. 481 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:52,440 Brody: I absolutely love that when players come out and despite the 482 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:56,460 Brody: other person having committed a pretty egregious crime or sin 483 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:57,920 Brody: or whatever, you'd like to call it, that they come 484 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:59,930 Brody: out and say, " Nah, there was nothing in it." Like, yeah my face might 485 00:19:59,930 --> 00:20:02,679 Brody: be caved in. Nah, nothing in... I love the player's 486 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,540 Brody: code. I love that. 487 00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:06,970 Jonathan Brown: Well, there wasn't a player's code when I whacked Chris Scott... Sorry, when I 488 00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:09,470 Jonathan Brown: whacked Chris Grant. I whacked Chris Scott at training a 489 00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:11,740 Jonathan Brown: couple times, but I whacked Chris Grant in a game 490 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:11,921 Jonathan Brown: for the Western Bulldogs. 491 00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:15,171 Deano: You hit the great, the legendary elder Chris Grant? 492 00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:17,340 Jonathan Brown: I know, I didn't feel good about it, but he was 493 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,290 Jonathan Brown: in the hole. Back in the day when he was playing 494 00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:23,740 Jonathan Brown: in defense and he stood in the hole and I warned 495 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,490 Jonathan Brown: him, Brown Dog. I warned him not to stand in 496 00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:29,990 Jonathan Brown: the hole, he stood there. I was late on the spoil 497 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:34,470 Jonathan Brown: and I knocked him out. I knocked him out. And then 498 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:38,280 Jonathan Brown: he couldn't appear at the tribunal as the witness and 499 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,820 Jonathan Brown: because he said he was still crook and was sick after 500 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,210 Jonathan Brown: the head knock. So I went in there- 501 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:43,379 Deano: Mental weakness. 502 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,280 Jonathan Brown: That's right. That's what I wanted say to him after 503 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,530 Jonathan Brown: I appeared at the tribunal, received four weeks and then had 504 00:20:50,530 --> 00:20:53,139 Jonathan Brown: to fly home and I was at Tullamarine Airport and I was 505 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:56,550 Jonathan Brown: looking on the news and there was news footage of 506 00:20:56,550 --> 00:20:58,421 Jonathan Brown: Chris Grant at Bulldog's training that night. 507 00:20:58,421 --> 00:20:58,422 Deano: Come on. 508 00:20:58,422 --> 00:21:01,250 Jonathan Brown: Oh, God, you're kidding. 509 00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:01,820 Deano: Come on. 510 00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:04,150 Jonathan Brown: Kill me, Granty. So it cost me a month of footie, but 511 00:21:04,150 --> 00:21:04,990 Jonathan Brown: he's a great fellow. 512 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,100 Deano: Real quick, Dees losing- 513 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:06,810 Jonathan Brown: Just shouldn't have stood in the hole. 514 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,060 Deano: Dees losing two in a row. And your boy's going 515 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:12,040 Deano: down to Freo, John. They're legit, right? 516 00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:14,580 Jonathan Brown: Well, it's hard to win over there, the Dees are legit. They beat 517 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,340 Jonathan Brown: Melbourne last week and then Brisbane this week, so. 518 00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,210 Campbell Brown: Freo are legit, you mean? 519 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:22,680 Jonathan Brown: Sorry, the Dockers are legit, absolutely. They beat Melbourne last 520 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,850 Jonathan Brown: week. They beat Brisbane this week. 521 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:24,550 Deano: Jesus. 522 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,109 Jonathan Brown: Hard to win over there, the Lions did come to 523 00:21:27,109 --> 00:21:30,530 Jonathan Brown: play, but the Fremantle are the real deal. And with 524 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,659 Jonathan Brown: Nat Fyfe coming back in this week, they're going to be 525 00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:36,400 Jonathan Brown: bloody good. So Melbourne, not sure about them, premiership hangover, Dog. 526 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,250 Campbell Brown: It's interesting because I think that there's a bit of a blueprint 527 00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:46,570 Campbell Brown: now on how to beat Melbourne and they're vulnerable and Fremantle without Taberner, without Walters, 528 00:21:46,859 --> 00:21:48,939 Campbell Brown: you mentioned Fyfe who played in the waffle during the 529 00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:51,369 Campbell Brown: week, he's got to come back in. All of a 530 00:21:51,369 --> 00:21:56,190 Campbell Brown: sudden they've got the makings of a side that not 531 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:59,669 Campbell Brown: just going to make finals, but could really contend. I'm loving their brand of footy 532 00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:05,550 Campbell Brown: and guys like Aish and Frederick, (crosstalk) , Banfield- 533 00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:05,690 Jonathan Brown: Banfield, yeah. 534 00:22:08,220 --> 00:22:11,031 Campbell Brown: Yeah, they've got some depth and they've got some exciting players now. 535 00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:15,710 Jonathan Brown: I think Melbourne is starting to pay the price for the captain and the coach 536 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,180 Jonathan Brown: getting on the piss together in the off season. 537 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:21,390 Deano: Finally. Finally, it's bit them in the ass. That one pint. 538 00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:23,300 Jonathan Brown: Don't you reckon, Brown Dog? 539 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,951 Campbell Brown: Yeah, mate, no doubt about that, the Sorrento hotel. 540 00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:32,740 Deano: Back in a second. Welcome back to Browny's podcast. What the hell is with the humble 541 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:33,869 Deano: lettuce points bet? 542 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:37,100 Brody: So I don't know if you saw on TikTok, but obviously prices of 543 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,771 Brody: groceries have gone up everywhere, right? 544 00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:39,041 Jonathan Brown: It's crazy. 545 00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:41,470 Brody: And so people are going into Coles and they can't 546 00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:43,880 Brody: afford to... Because lettuces are now worth, they used to be $3. 547 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:47,560 Brody: 50 or something full iceberg lettuces. Now you are paying 548 00:22:47,630 --> 00:22:51,440 Brody: upwards of $ 10, some places it's $ 12 for an iceberg lettuces. 549 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:51,899 Deano: Jesus. 550 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,570 Brody: So people are going in and they're peeling layers off the lettuces. You 551 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:59,390 Brody: know how when you get it home, you take a few layers off and then throw it in the bin. These people 552 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:02,920 Brody: are just going and taking a few loose leaves off 553 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,500 Brody: the lettuce and taking it home, so they're not actually 554 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,419 Brody: paying for a lettuce and just sampling some of the 555 00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:10,960 Brody: lettuce leaves available. And there was another thing at the 556 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:14,419 Brody: bottom of the article and about TikTok and stuff that people that sample 557 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:16,590 Brody: from Coles. And I guarantee I was thinking about our 558 00:23:16,590 --> 00:23:19,980 Brody: team, right? People that sample from Coles, I guarantee you 559 00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,140 Brody: on my life, that Campbell samples things from Coles, he 560 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:27,369 Brody: would... Like he's got his hands in the mixed nuts, he's eating 561 00:23:27,369 --> 00:23:30,590 Brody: grapes. He's taking leaves of lettuce. Campbell, would you ever 562 00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:30,820 Brody: do that? 563 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,030 Campbell Brown: The only thing I would just taste would be a grape. 564 00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:40,181 Brody: Okay. 565 00:23:40,181 --> 00:23:43,200 Campbell Brown: Just to make sure that they're nice and hard. The grapes and the right flavoring, because they can be a bit soft and mushy. 566 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:46,950 Deano: Dog, what about if someone's selling samples? You know how 567 00:23:46,950 --> 00:23:50,670 Deano: sometimes you got sample giver outers. Do you do a few laps? 568 00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,879 Campbell Brown: I'm happy to walk up and down tasting the different 569 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:58,320 Campbell Brown: sausages and little bits of meat out the front of a butcher, I think that's 570 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:58,859 Campbell Brown: play on. 571 00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,080 Deano: Yeah. 572 00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:03,199 Brody: What about a new role on in Coles? I've been victim of 573 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,290 Brody: this, especially if you spell bad and you need a 574 00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:06,360 Brody: roll on. Absolutely just take it- 575 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,690 Deano: Use the spray, you don't use a roll on. 576 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:08,850 Brody: No, you just screw off the lid. 577 00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:13,020 Jonathan Brown: Is it not accepted? If you get the deodorant and 578 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:13,639 Jonathan Brown: at least spray it? 579 00:24:14,510 --> 00:24:14,791 Campbell Brown: Yeah, that's accepted. 580 00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:16,010 Jonathan Brown: There's a little stench there. 581 00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:18,540 Deano: Spray is fine. But the roll on you're giving someone 582 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:19,700 Deano: else your pit juice. 583 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,640 Brody: Yeah, but then you just put that one and then you get one from the back, especially if you've 584 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:23,441 Brody: already used it or the wax- 585 00:24:23,441 --> 00:24:23,731 Campbell Brown: That's sickening. 586 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:24,900 Deano: That's sickening. 587 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,180 Brody: No, did you ever do it? Like if you have to put 588 00:24:27,180 --> 00:24:28,669 Brody: wax or something in your hair, you go there, you 589 00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:29,090 Brody: just screw off the lid. 590 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:30,100 Deano: That's different, bro. It's for obvious reasons. 591 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,490 Brody: You just dip your fingers in the wax, little bit of wax in their 592 00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:33,500 Brody: hair, that's no worries. 593 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:34,070 Jonathan Brown: Yes. 594 00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:37,609 Campbell Brown: Brody's exposed himself as the guy that uses the roll 595 00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,002 Campbell Brown: on deodorant, not just the (inaudible) . 596 00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:39,530 Jonathan Brown: He has, too. 597 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:40,390 Deano: You sick (beep). 598 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,490 Brody: And what about just putting those dispensaries where they have the 599 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:47,040 Brody: nuts and your almond and your macadam's, absolutely go and help yourself. Have a 600 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,141 Brody: few lollies bit of pure liquorice bits. 601 00:24:48,141 --> 00:24:48,142 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, that's definitely not accepted. That is not accepted. 602 00:24:48,142 --> 00:24:48,143 Brody: That's okay. That's absolutely okay. What about- 603 00:24:48,143 --> 00:24:58,480 Campbell Brown: You going to Baker's Delight and you know, on the little side there, they've got the different types of breads- 604 00:24:58,570 --> 00:24:59,190 Deano: The sample bits? 605 00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:05,250 Campbell Brown: Yeah, how many times is acceptable? Like two, three? 606 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,231 Deano: I get germed out by those ones, but that's just me. What about you? 607 00:25:07,231 --> 00:25:10,540 Jonathan Brown: I think probably three, max. I like to have a go because you have one of them then you want to go back for a second go. About three is acceptable, I think. 608 00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:17,160 Campbell Brown: Brods? 609 00:25:17,369 --> 00:25:21,040 Brody: I think I'm a whole thing. You know what? Go 610 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,950 Brody: up there and take everyone that's left. They've got more samples, just take 611 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:26,020 Brody: every single one that's there. There's 10, you take the 10. Put 612 00:25:26,020 --> 00:25:28,570 Brody: them into your handbag, no worries. Put them into your pocket, all good. 613 00:25:29,650 --> 00:25:32,790 Campbell Brown: Hey guys, I've got some breaking news here. Steven May's 614 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,770 Campbell Brown: been suspended by Melbourne for one week for getting in 615 00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:39,109 Campbell Brown: a drunken altercation with teammate Jake Melksham. 616 00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:40,281 Brody: Pardon me? 617 00:25:40,281 --> 00:25:41,631 Deano: Did you just pull this out of your ass? Are you- 618 00:25:41,631 --> 00:25:45,830 Campbell Brown: No, that's being reported by Mitch Cleary. 619 00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:45,859 Brody: What? 620 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:51,100 Campbell Brown: Let's just say it's not the first time that, that's happened. 621 00:25:51,390 --> 00:25:51,800 Deano: Jonathan- 622 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,620 Jonathan Brown: Wow. Okay, this is big news. 623 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,002 Deano: (inaudible) . 624 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,491 Jonathan Brown: Brown Dog, they play on Monday in Queen's birthday against Collingwood, the big clash. 625 00:25:58,491 --> 00:26:01,250 Campbell Brown: He's not playing. He won't be playing. 626 00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:03,119 Jonathan Brown: Are you making this up? Have we got a new segment? Brown Dog 627 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:03,790 Jonathan Brown: tells a lie. 628 00:26:04,369 --> 00:26:06,110 Campbell Brown: Nah, this is Brown Dog tells the truth. 629 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:06,111 Deano: What? 630 00:26:06,111 --> 00:26:06,112 Brody: But he was- 631 00:26:06,112 --> 00:26:06,552 Deano: But what? 632 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:12,791 Brody: He was already missing because of concussion. So he's gone and got out on a fight on the Saturday night? 633 00:26:12,791 --> 00:26:15,619 Jonathan Brown: Close to play. And Jakey Melksham comes from a boxing background, can handle 634 00:26:15,619 --> 00:26:16,189 Jonathan Brown: him as well. 635 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,830 Deano: So it was Steven- 636 00:26:19,350 --> 00:26:21,010 Campbell Brown: I would've thought he learned his lesson, trying to belt 637 00:26:21,010 --> 00:26:23,440 Campbell Brown: teammates. This is the fourth time for Steven. 638 00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:26,060 Deano: So it was Steven's fault if they're suspending him and 639 00:26:26,060 --> 00:26:26,730 Deano: not Jake? 640 00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:27,471 Campbell Brown: I don't know 641 00:26:27,471 --> 00:26:30,810 Jonathan Brown: Did Melksham get suspended as well, Brown Dog? 642 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:34,680 Campbell Brown: I'm sure there'll be more to this story, but there you go boys. 643 00:26:34,710 --> 00:26:34,741 Jonathan Brown: Well, there's an exclusive. Righty oh. Beautiful, we like that. 644 00:26:34,741 --> 00:26:39,002 Deano: Finally, something (inaudible) . 645 00:26:39,002 --> 00:26:41,910 Jonathan Brown: It may have been a head butt Brown Dog, was it? That's the flavor 646 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:42,620 Jonathan Brown: of the moth. 647 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:46,531 Campbell Brown: It might have been. 648 00:26:46,531 --> 00:26:49,010 Deano: All right, I want to talk... Hey, taking Liv to the footy on 649 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:50,820 Deano: the weekend. John, your daughter. 650 00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:55,010 Jonathan Brown: Well boys, this is a challenging thing about when your 651 00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:58,540 Jonathan Brown: kids start playing sport, obviously we know what it's like to be... We 652 00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:00,560 Jonathan Brown: want to be on time, especially when it's a football. 653 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:03,340 Jonathan Brown: We think the next game of football is the biggest game we're 654 00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:06,500 Jonathan Brown: ever going to play in our life. There's that importance that 655 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,330 Jonathan Brown: gets placed on it, even in under 13 girls school 656 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:13,080 Jonathan Brown: football, which I absolutely love by the way. But Liv 657 00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:14,590 Jonathan Brown: puts a hell of a lot of pressure on me 658 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,550 Jonathan Brown: when it comes to what time she has to be the footy. 659 00:27:16,609 --> 00:27:17,869 Deano: Psychotic amount of pressure? 660 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:21,419 Jonathan Brown: Absolutely. So I say to her, I get up Saturday morning. I said, "Liv, I'm 661 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:24,219 Jonathan Brown: just going to go for a run. What time do we have to 662 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:27,310 Jonathan Brown: leave?" She says 9: 30. I get home at nine o'clock. 663 00:27:27,310 --> 00:27:28,790 Jonathan Brown: I do my calve on the run by the way, Deano. 664 00:27:28,790 --> 00:27:28,791 Deano: Shit. 665 00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:33,820 Jonathan Brown: And then I sacrifice my calf for my daughter's punctuality by 666 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:37,469 Jonathan Brown: limp, jogging home four kilometers. I've paid the price, I don't think I'll 667 00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:38,790 Jonathan Brown: run for another six weeks now. 668 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,220 Deano: Every time me, you and Pang, because we work out 669 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:44,020 Deano: together, get a little run going, one part of your 670 00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:46,640 Deano: old body gives away and affects us all. 671 00:27:46,850 --> 00:27:49,270 Jonathan Brown: Breaks down, it's cost me too, because now I think 672 00:27:49,270 --> 00:27:50,291 Jonathan Brown: I'm cooked now for a few weeks. 673 00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:50,690 Deano: ( Beep). 674 00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:53,350 Jonathan Brown: But I still got in the door at nine o'clock. And 675 00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,980 Jonathan Brown: then Liv straight away, " Dad, we've got to leave soon. We got to 676 00:27:56,980 --> 00:28:01,040 Jonathan Brown: leave." I said, " Liv, 9: 30. It's 9: 02." Three minutes later, " 677 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:04,209 Jonathan Brown: Dad, I think we've got to get into the car, we've got to get moving." 678 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:07,609 Jonathan Brown: I said, " Liv, we're going from Camberwell to Ivanhoe, it 679 00:28:07,609 --> 00:28:10,990 Jonathan Brown: takes 15 minutes." So she's pressuring me up five or six times. 680 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:13,810 Jonathan Brown: I went up and out of shower, I get back. We get into 681 00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:20,210 Jonathan Brown: the car at 9: 31. Now I know, I said to Liv, "I know time. Okay, I 682 00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:20,880 Jonathan Brown: know time." 683 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,430 Brody: What do you mean, you know time? 684 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:23,451 Deano: Here's the Lord of time. 685 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:26,490 Jonathan Brown: I'm the Lord of time. And I know, I calibrate 686 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,600 Jonathan Brown: in my brain traffic, I do these assessments in my head. I do 687 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,629 Jonathan Brown: these mathematics in my head. I work out what day 688 00:28:32,630 --> 00:28:36,310 Jonathan Brown: it is. What's the location is, what the time is. And I've 689 00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:37,810 Jonathan Brown: got like a Google map in my head. I know 690 00:28:38,110 --> 00:28:40,690 Jonathan Brown: what time, how long it's going to take to get to that venue. 691 00:28:40,690 --> 00:28:42,990 Deano: He's like Russell Crowe in a Beautiful Mind. He's the 692 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,080 Deano: Lord of time, Brody. 693 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:47,590 Brody: He can't even spell definitely. How is he doing these calculations? 694 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,020 Jonathan Brown: I'm doing it all mate. Absolutely. Doing in my head. Anyway, 695 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:53,300 Jonathan Brown: go and have a shower in the car about but 9:31. She has to be at the football at 10: 00 AM, we 696 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:59,910 Jonathan Brown: arrive at 9: 46. 697 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:00,320 Deano: Jesus. 698 00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:03,240 Jonathan Brown: 14 minutes up her sleave. I get there, clearly I'm 699 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,290 Jonathan Brown: not going to sit there and wait around for 45 700 00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:07,890 Jonathan Brown: minutes until she plays a game of football. So I pull 701 00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:10,730 Jonathan Brown: her up, I open the door. I said, " Righto, Liv off you go." And she goes, " 702 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:14,670 Jonathan Brown: Hang on a minute, dad, what are you doing?" I said, " I'm dropping you off 703 00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:18,760 Jonathan Brown: and I'm going to get a coffee and get the paper." And she goes, " Oh, but none 704 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,580 Jonathan Brown: of my teammates are here, dad. I want to stay in the 705 00:29:20,580 --> 00:29:22,300 Jonathan Brown: car." I said, " I wouldn't have thought so, Liv. Out you go. You 706 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:27,950 Jonathan Brown: want to be on time. You're here early. I'm going get a 707 00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:33,870 Jonathan Brown: coffee now, piss off." So I think that's fair enough. I think that's good 708 00:29:33,870 --> 00:29:34,740 Jonathan Brown: parenting, Brown Dog. 709 00:29:36,170 --> 00:29:37,260 Campbell Brown: It's magnamicent. 710 00:29:38,270 --> 00:29:39,750 Deano: It's a absolutely... 711 00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:42,610 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. She got the message. She got the message. When 712 00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,150 Jonathan Brown: she come home with hypothermia, Brown Dog. 713 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:47,410 Campbell Brown: When do you reckon magnamicent's going to become mainstream? 714 00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:51,030 Deano: Well, it's already crept into our radio show too, Dog. 715 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,670 Deano: So it's getting a bit of traction, magnamicent. 716 00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:56,230 Brody: It's one of the great comments. 717 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,190 Campbell Brown: But so, there's two words that I want to get 718 00:29:59,190 --> 00:30:01,690 Campbell Brown: mainstream before the end of the year, magnamicent. 719 00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:02,110 Deano: Yes. 720 00:30:02,770 --> 00:30:06,330 Campbell Brown: And I just want people to start yelling out, WTB when 721 00:30:06,330 --> 00:30:07,070 Campbell Brown: I walk past. 722 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:07,690 Deano: What does that mean? 723 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,740 Campbell Brown: It means, we're the best. That's all you need to 724 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:14,500 Campbell Brown: say, just WTB. It's a movement, I'm telling you. 725 00:30:15,170 --> 00:30:18,370 Deano: Yeah, guys I've got obvious questions. I'm very confused about WBT. 726 00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:19,210 Brody: That's just- 727 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:20,000 Campbell Brown: No, WTB. 728 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:21,540 Deano: Shit. 729 00:30:22,090 --> 00:30:23,130 Brody: But who's we're? Who's the group that you're referring to? 730 00:30:23,910 --> 00:30:26,631 Campbell Brown: We're the best, it's just a saying. 731 00:30:26,631 --> 00:30:27,220 Deano: Dog, I got to say, I hate it. It's dog shit. 732 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:34,881 Jonathan Brown: Is it my crew though? Like I use Brownie's Podcast the best. 733 00:30:34,881 --> 00:30:35,003 Campbell Brown: Yeah, Browny's Podcast (inaudible) saying it. 734 00:30:35,003 --> 00:30:39,070 Jonathan Brown: Oh, are you referring to yourself as a group Brown Dog? 735 00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:39,790 Jonathan Brown: As in Brown Corp? 736 00:30:39,790 --> 00:30:43,900 Deano: You've lost your mind, WTB is insane. 737 00:30:44,150 --> 00:30:44,151 Jonathan Brown: Like the Brown family. 738 00:30:44,151 --> 00:30:47,070 Campbell Brown: Anyone that yells out is part of the group. So 739 00:30:47,070 --> 00:30:49,750 Campbell Brown: if they know that they're part of the group, then 740 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:50,300 Campbell Brown: it's WTB. 741 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:56,190 Jonathan Brown: So, are you like a ex AFL footballers or AFL footballers walking 742 00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:59,040 Jonathan Brown: around Noosa, like absolute wankers over the next week? Are 743 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,150 Jonathan Brown: you all, we're the best? Are you all part of 744 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:01,500 Jonathan Brown: that group? 745 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:04,681 Campbell Brown: WTB. 746 00:31:04,681 --> 00:31:06,500 Deano: Baby, and then you can throw baby on the end, like WT baby. 747 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:07,380 Campbell Brown: Oh no. 748 00:31:08,830 --> 00:31:12,210 Jonathan Brown: So if you walk past Danger today, Patrick Danger, you go, " Hey Danger, WPD." 749 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:12,410 Deano: WPD. 750 00:31:12,410 --> 00:31:19,620 Jonathan Brown: What is it again? 751 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:23,410 Deano: Dog, you're not bring that in this studio. You are 752 00:31:23,410 --> 00:31:24,610 Deano: not dragging that- 753 00:31:24,610 --> 00:31:29,810 Jonathan Brown: Hey, (inaudible) Kenny, WTB. No, ( beep), leave me alone. 754 00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:35,540 Jonathan Brown: Do you reckon Steven May said to Jake Melksham, " Hey 755 00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:38,860 Jonathan Brown: WTB (inaudible) ." And Jake Melksham just went- 756 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:43,002 Campbell Brown: What? WTB, (inaudible) . 757 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:43,003 Deano: Hey, do think- 758 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:43,004 Jonathan Brown: Magnamicent. 759 00:31:44,730 --> 00:31:49,940 Deano: That incident with Jake Melksham sort of is vindication for 760 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:50,761 Deano: the Brown Dog all these years later? 761 00:31:50,761 --> 00:31:50,762 Brody: Yeah. 762 00:31:50,762 --> 00:31:50,792 Campbell Brown: Absolutely, yeah. 763 00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:55,550 Jonathan Brown: He's vindication for us, we're now group, aren't we? 764 00:31:55,550 --> 00:31:58,420 Brody: But mate, he picked a fight with the wrong person. Because 765 00:31:58,490 --> 00:32:02,410 Brody: I'm pretty sure Jake Melksham is a very, very competent boxer. 766 00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:03,480 Jonathan Brown: He comes from a boxing family. 767 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:03,800 Campbell Brown: (inaudible) gloves. 768 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:06,002 Jonathan Brown: Yeah, (crosstalk) . 769 00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:07,910 Deano: Did you see dogs' face, when he read that headline? 770 00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:08,910 Deano: How chuffed he was? 771 00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:09,000 Jonathan Brown: I know. 772 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,970 Deano: (inaudible) he's in trouble. You could not hide it. 773 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,041 Campbell Brown: I was not- 774 00:32:14,041 --> 00:32:14,260 Deano: ( Beep) off. 775 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:19,231 Jonathan Brown: Do you think that Gold Coast SUNS will now unsack you and issue you an official apology? 776 00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:19,310 Campbell Brown: I might be back on their list. 777 00:32:19,310 --> 00:32:27,440 Deano: Unsack. I'm back on the list. 778 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,051 Campbell Brown: I'm going to go start training. 779 00:32:32,051 --> 00:32:35,520 Jonathan Brown: And I'm going to get Marcus Ashcroft on the phone, your old football 780 00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:38,060 Jonathan Brown: boss, it may have had something to do with your sack. 781 00:32:38,060 --> 00:32:40,700 Jonathan Brown: I'm going to get him on the phone to apologize 782 00:32:40,700 --> 00:32:41,420 Jonathan Brown: to you at some stage. 783 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,831 Deano: You're unsacked, Dog. 784 00:32:42,831 --> 00:32:42,832 Campbell Brown: Correct. 785 00:32:42,832 --> 00:32:42,833 Deano: WTB, brother. WTB. 786 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:42,950 Jonathan Brown: WTB. 787 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:43,510 Deano: (inaudible) , back in a second, don't move. 788 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:54,750 Campbell Brown: Oh mate, that is the funniest couple of minutes of this 789 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:55,660 Campbell Brown: podcast I reckon. 790 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:56,002 Jonathan Brown: (inaudible) . 791 00:32:56,040 --> 00:33:01,690 Deano: Welcome back to Brownie's Podcast. During the ads, Dog said 792 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,780 Deano: the words, " I've got the best what a world I've 793 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:05,600 Deano: ever done." So hold on to your hats. 794 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:06,560 Brody: We'll be critiquing that. 795 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,500 Deano: WTB. But Brods, what do you got? 796 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:11,970 Brody: Well, obviously Campbell just sprung on us that he's going to Noosa and obviously 797 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,430 Brody: can't come in the studio to do the podcast with us. And 798 00:33:15,430 --> 00:33:17,480 Brody: he's there, obviously today's Tuesday, he's doing it from there 799 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,010 Brody: on Tuesday and he's doing it there again on Friday. 800 00:33:20,020 --> 00:33:20,090 Deano: Oh for... 801 00:33:20,630 --> 00:33:24,110 Brody: And Dog said that there's lots of AFL players in 802 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,480 Brody: Noosa and to make this little Noosa holiday tax deductible 803 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,860 Brody: for you Doggies, I've set you a challenge. There's obviously 804 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:35,030 Brody: a lot of AFL players in Noosa, right? 805 00:33:35,070 --> 00:33:35,100 Campbell Brown: Yes. 806 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:39,460 Brody: Your challenge is to take your phone with the little voice 807 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:42,990 Brody: recorder app and get some Vox Pops or some of 808 00:33:43,350 --> 00:33:47,480 Brody: those AFL players talking about Browny's Podcast and send it 809 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:48,970 Brody: back through to us so we can air it on 810 00:33:48,970 --> 00:33:49,330 Brody: Friday's show. 811 00:33:49,330 --> 00:33:49,331 Campbell Brown: Sure, I can do that. 812 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:54,300 Brody: And I don't care what they say about it, that they love Browny's Podcast- 813 00:33:55,410 --> 00:33:57,260 Jonathan Brown: No, you get them to say WTB bro. 814 00:33:57,260 --> 00:34:01,220 Deano: If one person says that shit, I'm blowing this whole 815 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:01,490 Deano: thing up. 816 00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:04,710 Jonathan Brown: Nah, it's got to be WTB, Brown Dog. 817 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:09,360 Campbell Brown: All right, that's a challenge and it's accepted. And I've 818 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,060 Campbell Brown: got a feeling that I can pull this off. 819 00:34:11,110 --> 00:34:11,871 Deano: Okay and magnamicent would be nice. 820 00:34:11,871 --> 00:34:15,300 Brody: And it's not Josh Kennedy because he listens to this podcast 821 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,089 Brody: and he's a friend of yours. 822 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:16,489 Deano: I love Josh. 823 00:34:17,030 --> 00:34:18,580 Brody: We need someone else. We need some new talent. 824 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:18,840 Campbell Brown: Okay. 825 00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:19,091 Brody: All right. 826 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,420 Campbell Brown: All right that makes it a bit harder because I'm catching up with 827 00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:22,710 Campbell Brown: Josh in the next hour. 828 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,790 Jonathan Brown: No, we absolutely want Joey on it and any ex footballers as well. There'd a 829 00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:30,440 Jonathan Brown: few ex footballers around, not Dipper. Outside of Dipper. 830 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:37,490 Deano: If Dipper comes near you, run. Run. What do you got for a dog? 831 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:42,239 Campbell Brown: I have got what a world and this what a world 832 00:34:42,450 --> 00:34:45,759 Campbell Brown: has really blown my mind. We're talking about a young 833 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:49,230 Campbell Brown: German girl called Sarah Rado she's 23 years of age- 834 00:34:49,660 --> 00:34:49,681 Deano: I'm in. 835 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:55,270 Campbell Brown: And she's got objectum sexual. What that means is... 836 00:34:55,270 --> 00:34:59,080 Brody: Wait, hang on. Let me just look this up before he actually says what this is, because this might need to be cut out. 837 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:06,629 Campbell Brown: What that means is she isn't necessarily attracted to humans. 838 00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:06,839 Deano: Okay. 839 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,750 Campbell Brown: She's attracted to objects. 840 00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:09,190 Deano: Okay. 841 00:35:09,810 --> 00:35:13,920 Campbell Brown: And she's fallen in love with a Boeing 737 plane 842 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:21,160 Campbell Brown: called Dicky. And she has come out and said, while 843 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,430 Campbell Brown: she's dated others in the past, she dated a train 844 00:35:24,430 --> 00:35:29,170 Campbell Brown: last, a train. This makes her feel complete. It takes up 845 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:33,100 Campbell Brown: most of her bed, this, this sort of makeshift plane, 846 00:35:33,739 --> 00:35:38,050 Campbell Brown: but it's the best sex she's ever had. It's the best sex she's ever had 847 00:35:38,050 --> 00:35:42,160 Campbell Brown: this plane. And she hopes to one day, go on and 848 00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:48,610 Campbell Brown: marry this Boeing 737 named Dicky. So I'd never heard 849 00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:53,759 Campbell Brown: of objectum sexual before. But if you're falling in love 850 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,080 Campbell Brown: with objects instead of humans and you are trying to 851 00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,640 Campbell Brown: have sex with them and sleep with them, that to 852 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,589 Campbell Brown: me is what a world. 853 00:36:01,290 --> 00:36:04,450 Jonathan Brown: Well, good on her. At least it'll be easy for 854 00:36:04,450 --> 00:36:14,411 Jonathan Brown: her to join the mile high club Brown Dog. 855 00:36:14,410 --> 00:36:14,411 Deano: Oh, Browny. 856 00:36:14,411 --> 00:36:14,412 Brody: Are you proud of yourself? 857 00:36:14,412 --> 00:36:14,652 Deano: We're done. 858 00:36:15,390 --> 00:36:15,759 Jonathan Brown: Baby. 859 00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:15,800 Deano: WTB. 860 00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:19,259 Jonathan Brown: WTB. WTB. See you Friday, boys. 861 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:19,390 Deano: See you.