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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitz and whipp A podcast.

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Speaker 2: How good is this? One of the funniest men in

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Speaker 2: the world. Jimmy Carr is coming to Australia in feb

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Speaker 2: next year, twenty twenty three with his terribly funny tour,

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Speaker 2: and he joins us, Now, Jimmy, are there.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe your luck here we are?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow?

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Speaker 3: I mean, we've all had a win this morning, haven't we.

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Speaker 1: Let's hill some tickets on the radio, shall we? Boys?

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Speaker 3: Can we give it?

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Speaker 1: Hey? What we're up to? That's the subject. But let's

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Speaker 1: just try and haven shall we? Let's just try and

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Speaker 1: have fun.

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Speaker 2: To me, you are the busiest man on earth? Is

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Speaker 2: it true? Are you just in the car on the

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Speaker 2: way home?

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Speaker 1: Est man on earth? Yeah? Eziest man on earth. I'm

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Speaker 1: robbing a living. I worked two hours a night, my friend.

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Speaker 1: Tell me anyone else that does that. But you have

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Speaker 1: the good grace to do four hours.

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Speaker 2: Very generous. It's three hours. I mean, we're not going

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Speaker 2: to push ourselves too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the prep that must go into your show.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you've done radio before.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy, isn't I mean you can't just pull this out

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Speaker 1: you're this is award winning stuff. You don't just get

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Speaker 1: handed the job. But no, fuck no, this is the

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Speaker 1: third best station.

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Speaker 3: Don't put facts in the story, mate, huge.

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Speaker 1: Here's the problem with my job. Work is more fun

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Speaker 1: than fun. If I go back to dinner with friends,

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Speaker 1: I presume no friends of mine will listen to this nonsense.

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Speaker 1: But if I go out with friends, it's less fun

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Speaker 1: than my night at work. So how do you have

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Speaker 1: fun for that side of work? I don't want to

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Speaker 1: discuss my personship with your wife. Is that what it is?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine with that, Jimmy. I'm a big fan. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: the I mean outside of outside of writing jokes, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. It's like, it's a pretty joyful distance round

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Speaker 1: and telling jokes.

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Speaker 2: You know what, you are stealing some of our greatest actors.

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Speaker 2: They because we know that You've become very good friends

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Speaker 2: with one of our good friends, Russell Crowe as well,

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Speaker 2: which you've started from.

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Speaker 1: Us from from Russell Today he's over in Dublin's and

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Speaker 1: he's down for the weekend in the south of France.

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Speaker 1: He's living a life. He's living a life. That boy,

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Speaker 1: it's not bad, is it. I love him? But I

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Speaker 1: mean he's wonderful when you go to Australia as while

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Speaker 1: it feels like he's like he did everything but greeting

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Speaker 1: me at the airport. I mean phenomenalm with Russell, though,

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Speaker 1: is you kind of you? So you meet him friends

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Speaker 1: and you make the mistake everyone I know that those

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Speaker 1: Russell makes the mistake of going we went out for

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Speaker 1: a couple of drinks. While I'll match him drink for drink,

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Speaker 1: you know, because that's what you do with a friends

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Speaker 1: and you find out the hard way. I don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anytime Russell says, hey, we should have drinks back

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Speaker 2: at my place after this, you go, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Really he did. He did the worst thing. So he

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Speaker 1: invited me down. It was the preseason of the Rabbit

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Speaker 1: O and he invited me down. He had to give

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Speaker 1: some team talk to the to the guy and he

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Speaker 1: invites this last time I was down in Sydney and

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Speaker 1: so we went out to the stadium. Was beautiful and

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Speaker 1: we met the players and he gives a little speech

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Speaker 1: and I'm just sort of standing there kind of watching.

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Speaker 1: We're going to go for a drink afterwards, and something's

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Speaker 1: and he goes, he goes, oh, lads, we'll special treat

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Speaker 1: for you. I've got my friends. Give me he's going

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Speaker 1: to stay a few words, No, no prep in nothing.

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Speaker 1: I had to talk to these well, I I said,

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Speaker 1: I had to, off the top of my head give

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Speaker 1: them an inspirational speech about sports. So I talked. I talked.

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Speaker 1: He was pretty cross of me. I talked to them

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Speaker 1: about sportsmen that are gone beyond their sports, that have

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Speaker 1: become legend. Yeah. Uh, you know people like Lance Armstrong

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Speaker 1: and Oscar the Storia, people that are gone beyond them.

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Speaker 1: They're more famous for legends.

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Speaker 2: You are one of the best roasters in the world though,

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Speaker 2: and they do say that you only roast the ones

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Speaker 2: that you love. But if anyone henckles you at your show,

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Speaker 2: you are the best at your retorts and going back

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Speaker 2: straight at them. Jimmy Carr, do you have to work

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Speaker 2: on that or is it a part of your show?

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Speaker 1: You know what, It's an absolute pleasure, is what it is.

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Speaker 1: I get heckles quite a lot, and I kind of

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Speaker 1: invite it a little bit. I like people to join in,

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Speaker 1: just like that thing of going what happened monopoly on

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Speaker 1: a sense of humor. Right, everyone that's sports seeking to

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Speaker 1: the show. It's kind of like they're telling you, I've

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Speaker 1: got the same sense of humorous you. Let's take it

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Speaker 1: out so you don't want to kind of Sometimes the

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Speaker 1: best line of the night comes from an audience member.

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Speaker 3: We've got a little bit here, Jimmy. This is one

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Speaker 3: of our favorite comebacks of all time.

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Speaker 2: Have a listen.

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Speaker 3: When does the comedy start? That's a classic what's your name?

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Speaker 1: Sir? Loving your work? Rack.

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Speaker 3: It's one of those things. If you don't think the

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Speaker 3: comedy started, you're right because it's a very individual thing,

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Speaker 3: isn't it. And if the show's not for you, it's

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Speaker 3: not for you. But I suppose Rack, you have learned

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Speaker 3: a valuable lesson. You've learned life's not fair. Another example

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Speaker 3: of how unfair Rack our society is. Let's say, if

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Speaker 3: a man sleeps with loads and loads of women, wise

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Speaker 3: he he's a stud, he's a player, he's admired in

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Speaker 3: our society. But if a woman sleeps with loads and

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Speaker 3: loads of men, she's called rax. Mum got him, as

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Speaker 3: Jimmy got him.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's always the best ones where they think, oh,

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Speaker 1: it's wandered off the subject, what's he talking about now?

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Speaker 1: And then bang, out of nowhere. I mean, it's a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun, it's absoluately, it's just your mum go.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe this is my full tug job. I'm

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Speaker 1: a grown mayor.

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Speaker 2: You're a man that I look at and I go,

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Speaker 2: he's smart, he's funny. There's no deficiencies until you in

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Speaker 2: on the TV show Top Gear and you were deemed

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Speaker 2: the worst driver they've ever had on there, you were

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Speaker 2: known as Jimmy Carnage.

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Speaker 1: I'll stop you there, my friends. What you need to

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Speaker 1: do is a little bit more research. Who had the

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Speaker 1: fastest last time for years than Schumacher. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be I don't want to be that guy. But

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Speaker 1: then I went back on for a gag and crashed.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's listen to me about my driver.

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Speaker 2: Jimmy, how long you're you gonna here for?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us that much? I'm I'm playing Australia

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Speaker 1: for solo. I arrived like applying to New Zealand, which

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Speaker 1: is one of the suburbs of Australia, and then I

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Speaker 1: and then I'm basically there until until I think Easter.

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Speaker 1: I'm there for like four months. I'm playing the state

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Speaker 1: Ditch I'm playing. I'm playing basically name of tim Pot

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Speaker 1: Town within two hours of Sydney. I'm playing it, my friend.

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Speaker 1: I love that I'm doing all the all the newcastles

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Speaker 1: and the I don't know woman gongs or wherever anywhere

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Speaker 1: with the venue I'm playing.

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Speaker 2: This is in feb nick She twenty twenty three. The

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Speaker 2: show is terribly funny. We are so excited about this.

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Speaker 2: We will be there front and center.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy.

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Speaker 2: Can you can go get tickets at boem Presents dot

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Speaker 2: com dot au right now, but getting quick because they

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Speaker 2: will sell out. You are a very talented man, Jimmy,

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Speaker 2: and we appreciate your time. Thanks for coming on the show.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you, and I presume I'm invited on on

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Speaker 1: a regular basis when I'm in Australia. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be I'm going to be in Sydney. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be bored. I'm going to come and dasen your door

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Speaker 1: when I say every Monday, let's lock him in.

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Speaker 2: Love you, Jimmy Carr, thanks for coming on Legend.

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Speaker 3: Thanks buddy.

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