Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's not. We've already started off on a very
Speaker 2: bad foot, it is. It's not just any old Christy
Speaker 2: Swan show today. It's a brand new adventure because Jack
Speaker 2: is sick. I won't go into details about what's going
Speaker 2: on in the toilet, but the great Tim Blackwell is
Speaker 2: filling in for Jack. Hello, Tim, thank you so.
Speaker 3: Much for having me. It's like I'm one of your
Speaker 3: house guests today. But can I say for people because
Speaker 3: I'm in the Sydney HQ of Nova, Because you guys
Speaker 3: take the piss when it comes to Melbourne Cup. You
Speaker 3: know you have like a Monday off and a Tuesday off.
Speaker 3: Do you think this is a bit strange that Jack
Speaker 3: Charles isn't with you today? Have you asked any questions?
Speaker 2: No comment? Blackers and also stricken this. I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: Chris Jenner works hard, but Christy Swan works harder. I
Speaker 2: didn't have a single day off, so you can jam it.
Speaker 3: I can't good all right, I'm just a Sydney b
Speaker 3: Melbourne thing. Don't worry.
Speaker 2: On a personal note, I'm so thrilled to have the
Speaker 2: opportunity to do a show with you. Because I, you know,
Speaker 2: have been a fan of yours since before I was
Speaker 2: in radio.
Speaker 3: But you've celebrated your twenty one years on the air
Speaker 3: on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that you were on Husay and Kate when
Speaker 2: I was a child.
Speaker 3: Come on, I was on Hughsy and Kate when you
Speaker 3: were a child. Absolutely, and you know, among others among
Speaker 3: other shows. But I have been sitting in this seat,
Speaker 3: in this room for the last twelve years, and one
Speaker 3: thing I will say, I know we've got a US
Speaker 3: election looming. The one thing this time slot allowed is
Speaker 3: unfortunately I saw Donald Trump get elected the first time
Speaker 3: in this seat, and I also got to break the
Speaker 3: Will Smith Chris Rock slab.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, no greater moment.
Speaker 3: And that's pretty much it. Drive Time's pretty pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Other than that, well, you know, I'm going to take
Speaker 2: my bra off later and you're going to be right
Speaker 2: here for.
Speaker 3: Us perfect We're doing mister Christy next.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait. Tom broke my a Mystic disco Paul,
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's.
Speaker 2: Let's go astral Traveling.
Speaker 1: Tim Blackwell Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions
Speaker 1: should have gone to specsavers.
Speaker 2: Chris, you know, speaking of mystic visions, My email went
Speaker 2: off this this week a few days ago, and the
Speaker 2: subject headed was do you feel me? And it was
Speaker 2: the great John Edward. He was in our Yeah, he
Speaker 2: was in our country plugging something. Okay, And I said, no,
Speaker 2: I don't feel you. I did not know.
Speaker 3: You see the guy that gets like the producers to
Speaker 3: go over to the person's house first and just check out.
Speaker 2: Allegedly. I don't believe that he does. Hello DDAs, Hello Christy,
Speaker 2: Hi Tim, Hello d Hi. Please yeah, hello mystic Tim.
Speaker 2: Can we please just throw some thoughts and prayers the
Speaker 2: way of Jack Charles, who is currently listening from the toilet.
Speaker 3: Or portoloo in the bird cage.
Speaker 2: Or the park bench on Flemington Station. Okay, D yes,
Speaker 2: I can see a wiggly tooth.
Speaker 1: No, oh, my Keith are pretty firm.
Speaker 4: I'm under the age.
Speaker 2: Of forty, so yes, no, no, no, not you. Oh
Speaker 2: you've always had the ek from wobbly teeth. Wiggly teeth
Speaker 2: it makes you sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty gross.
Speaker 2: You have been called foolish in your time, d and
Speaker 2: it's insulting but true.
Speaker 4: Every day I think I'm the clown at work.
Speaker 2: So yep, true, isn't it? Rich? Aren't we a pair? Hey?
Speaker 2: You don't like pigeons at all?
Speaker 5: Oh I love pigeons.
Speaker 6: I used to have a pet pigeon.
Speaker 2: Well maybe that's what I'm saying. I've written down cooing
Speaker 2: slash pigeons.
Speaker 3: What's the impression I can do.
Speaker 2: It's very good.
Speaker 3: Tim like that.
Speaker 2: And that must I just, you know, because I hate birds.
Speaker 2: What I hate that?
Speaker 3: The ancestors of the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the fluttering. And I just assumed that.
Speaker 2: When I saw pigeons, I went, oh, she must hate
Speaker 2: them too. But the opposite is true. That's fine. You
Speaker 2: like Alien the Alien movie franchise with Sigourney Weaver.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. I'm a gaily girl.
Speaker 2: Hm. Maybe that's why I wrote it down. And also,
Speaker 2: you are a bit lazy d.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'll agree to that.
Speaker 2: And here's the last hit, the final hit in your mind.
Speaker 2: You often say I get no help around here.
Speaker 5: Crazy, you're busy, they're doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I say that.
Speaker 6: A lot.
Speaker 3: A ting. This is a weird way to spend a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: I mean, I may have just read my own future.
Speaker 2: But for you, d that's two hundred Just by like
Speaker 2: submitting to my lady madness, you have got a two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty bucks worth of cash and two and
Speaker 2: fifty bucks worth of brand new Specsavers glasses.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Chrissy, and thank you Kim for helping.
Speaker 3: Oh no, put my pigeons down the fact, that's it.
Speaker 2: It was very good.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: So you'll look you look a bit like a pigeon.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, it's not a bit, it's not very nice.
Speaker 2: No, like a fine face. Oh okay, that's better, and
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Speaker 2: Chrissy Swan Show, Blake Lively, Blackers, Why slash in the slash?
Speaker 2: Oh you what you're like neither here nor there on?
Speaker 3: I'm like I'm like that with Ryan Reynolds too. I'm
Speaker 3: not essryls. I want to tell you a male Australian
Speaker 3: celebrity that reminds me like the Ryan Reynolds reminds me of.
Speaker 3: But I don't want to offend that, like he's the
Speaker 3: Merrick of of America. I think, you know, like he's
Speaker 3: like very great energy, very funny. You know, how did
Speaker 3: you the Merck Watson of America?
Speaker 2: How did you take Martha Stewart's comment this week.
Speaker 3: About he's not funny? Yeah, well so I've encountered that,
Speaker 3: so you would have interviewed a lot of people. Right
Speaker 3: when I interviewed Steve Carrell, to me, one of the
Speaker 3: funniest comedic actors we've got, he was like an account
Speaker 3: information that block. He was like, oh, good day to you, Oh,
Speaker 3: thank you very much, and he actually had a full
Speaker 3: suit on everything, Like he was like, you know, he's
Speaker 3: a worker. You know, so these comic actors don't tend
Speaker 3: to be that funny in real life.
Speaker 2: Yes, you've just rung a. Oh. I was the same
Speaker 2: with Rebel Wilson. I'd never met her, and I thought
Speaker 2: she's going to be a riot and she was so
Speaker 2: serious and it just got me thinking that I think
Speaker 2: that's what Martha Stewart meant.
Speaker 3: Did you ever ever hear Pete Ford's comment on Rebel
Speaker 3: Wilson's career.
Speaker 2: No, I try not to listen to a word Peter
Speaker 2: Ford says. But what did he say?
Speaker 3: He said her career was like a binfire had his
Speaker 3: typically heinous coming from that man.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we digress. We're talking about Blake Live. Yes, I
Speaker 2: like her. I cannot believe she's got four children, and
Speaker 2: I just feel like she must be so tired because
Speaker 2: they were all born within about fifteen minutes of each other.
Speaker 2: But she has revealed she's the publicity machine is going
Speaker 2: overdrive trying to make up for all that awful publicity
Speaker 2: that came out about her about that recent film that
Speaker 2: was oh yes released. Yeah yeah, Well, she sat down
Speaker 2: and had an interview and she said that she still
Speaker 2: has the very first and only poster that she had
Speaker 2: signed by somebody, and it was signed by Baz Lerman,
Speaker 2: one of our Bouncing Baz Bouncing Baz, and she's still
Speaker 2: got it. I've just remembered I had a Bross poster
Speaker 2: on the back of my bedroom door. Bross as in
Speaker 2: the Bross when We'll all will happy famous.
Speaker 3: I thought that we was the ones with the Little
Speaker 3: Witch's hats on their head were who were they?
Speaker 2: Diva?
Speaker 3: All right, sorry, that's devo.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love this game. Keep going. I'm
Speaker 2: so good at this guessing game because I've grown up
Speaker 2: with my mother and she doesn't know anybody, and she
Speaker 2: gives me no clues exactly like the ones that you've
Speaker 2: just given me. But it got me twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Who was the first person that you asked, the famous
Speaker 2: person that you ran into on the street or at
Speaker 2: the shops or at the market or whatever that you said, please,
Speaker 2: can I have your autograph? Mine is odd.
Speaker 3: Because no one does autographs anymore. And Justin Bieber famously
Speaker 3: said in any of you Ones, he hates selfies because
Speaker 3: he's happy to take the photo, but as soon as
Speaker 3: someone takes a photo with him, they just run off.
Speaker 3: So there's at least with the autograph. There was kind
Speaker 3: of a little bit of a conversation, like you had
Speaker 3: to say I enjoyed the film or liked the album,
Speaker 3: or good I.
Speaker 2: Had to sign an autograph the other day at the
Speaker 2: Woolies check out, Vanessa, if you're listening, I really tried
Speaker 2: to talk you out of it.
Speaker 3: Because your credit card didn't work and it was an
Speaker 3: an IOU scenario?
Speaker 2: Correct, So yeah, thirty twenty four ten. Who was the
Speaker 2: first person that you asked for an inter for an autograph?
Speaker 2: Mine's an Australian actor that you would never heard of,
Speaker 2: but I nearly lost my mind when I saw him.
Speaker 3: Maybe if you're going to Nova's red room with this
Speaker 3: guy to kill the roy, you could walk up to
Speaker 3: him and politely say, excuse me, a.
Speaker 2: Kid, That is a great idea. That aren't you?
Speaker 3: I am? Actually?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Friday Week? Yeah, Selena is too? Could you be? I
Speaker 3: love it?
Speaker 1: This is a girl the Chrisy Swan Show, Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We are talking all over this song. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I mean. We got the idea of the song early on,
Speaker 2: So I'm wrapping it up. You're listening to The Christy
Speaker 2: Swan Show Nova. We're talking about the first autograph that
Speaker 2: you ever went I'm gonna ask I'm going to approach
Speaker 2: this famous person I've spotted in the wild and I'm
Speaker 2: going to ask them to sign something. Mine was the
Speaker 2: back of a photograph in my wallet. It was the
Speaker 2: only piece of paper I had, and I saw an
Speaker 2: actor that I loved. It was nineteen eighty seven, Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm that old. And the actor was Noah Taylor. He
Speaker 2: just made his debut in the year My Voice broke.
Speaker 2: He went on to play the young David Health got
Speaker 2: in shy.
Speaker 3: Yes I know him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It does seem like a spaghetti beard, like like a
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, and like he's like an old man now,
Speaker 2: but he's still got a baby face. He's one of those, okay.
Speaker 2: And I approached him he was at a tram stop
Speaker 2: and he and I said, I really like you, can
Speaker 2: you sign this? And he did?
Speaker 3: What's nice?
Speaker 2: And he was also one of my favorite films, Almost Famous.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Jack hasn't seen it, hasn't heard of it?
Speaker 3: Kate Hudson Almost Famous? Yes, oh wow, yeah, absolutely, that's
Speaker 3: one of my favorite films. I love that movie so much.
Speaker 2: There you Go. Noah Taylor is in that.
Speaker 3: There you Go.
Speaker 2: What's yours? Can you tell me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm a bit of a cricket tragic and as a
Speaker 3: kid I used to spend a lot of time at
Speaker 3: the SCG just hanging around the nets and the Pure
Speaker 3: Cup was on, which was basically the Sheffield Shield, so
Speaker 3: I had one of the little tiny wooden.
Speaker 2: Bats the Sheffield Shield the part of the cricket season
Speaker 2: that nobody cares about.
Speaker 3: You see, like the mcg and there'll be four people there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, So it's like the equivalent of the AFL NAB.
Speaker 3: Cup kind of people go to it. And I had
Speaker 3: a wooden bat and I got all the New Southwest
Speaker 3: team to sign it, except for one person who went
Speaker 3: on to become one of our best a Test captain.
Speaker 3: So I won't name him because he The first autograph
Speaker 3: I got was the entire New South Wales Sheffield Shield
Speaker 3: team except for him, because he said to me, you
Speaker 3: little sEH, I was ten.
Speaker 2: Why don't you name him?
Speaker 3: Because I get in the Wars? Why because I get
Speaker 3: in the Wars.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Michael Clark.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I just said his last name twice.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't hear? Oh got it? Got it? Was
Speaker 2: it the one with the old fort on this show? Oh?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: What is what is the sport? Sport twenty four ten?
Speaker 2: Who was the very first autograph that you asked for? Hidmeyer?
Speaker 4: Hello? Hi?
Speaker 2: What did you have signed? And who buy?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: One day I was just randomly shopping in Meyers in
Speaker 4: the city and this is I think even before we
Speaker 4: had mobile phone for no selfies, and I randomly saw
Speaker 4: John Wood from Blue Heelers sitting on a couch in
Speaker 4: the furniture department in Myyers, and I thought I have
Speaker 4: to go and get that autograph because I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have been It wasn't It's still not worth anything,
Speaker 2: even even after the gold LOGI if I'd seen him
Speaker 2: in the furnish department, I would have been. I just
Speaker 2: couldn't stop myself from saying, Oh, John, do you live here? Now?
Speaker 2: That's great? Hey, what prior surprises have we got? Tommy
Speaker 2: sign voucher for you?
Speaker 3: Maya Also Maya does what my mum doesn't, adds to things,
Speaker 3: unnecessary essays like Mayer's.
Speaker 2: I know it's so sweet, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Ways?
Speaker 2: Ways, Hi, Pete, what did you get signed? And Hi?
Speaker 2: It would have been my ninety nine Premiership losing Jersey
Speaker 2: for the Dragons in the league, obviously by Anthony the Mundane. Okay,
Speaker 2: that is that's an odd combination because, as you know
Speaker 2: previously illustrated, I don't know anything about sport, but I
Speaker 2: don't think Anthony Mundane plays that sport?
Speaker 3: Does he He did, didn't he?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: He jumped around?
Speaker 2: Oh there you go, just.
Speaker 3: Because again jump into boxing after things?
Speaker 2: Yeah like Barry Hall. Yes, actually they do, they do. Indeed,
Speaker 2: maybe that's where we'll end up in the ring after
Speaker 2: after we washed up radio.
Speaker 3: That thinks of us, you and I doing a big
Speaker 3: boxing game, boxing game for charity.
Speaker 2: And I would just be out in a second. Thank
Speaker 2: you so much. Pete Price signed Farmers. You vouch for you.
Speaker 2: Let's finish with you. Hello, Helen, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm so good? Tell us who signed something for you?
Speaker 5: Look, I was very excited. We had just gotten off
Speaker 5: the bus with mum, gone to Walton's in Glenroy and
Speaker 5: there is John bowls from Young Teller Bowls. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I was so excited and I've just yelled at mom,
Speaker 5: give me something to get him to sign. She gave
Speaker 5: me the back of her bus.
Speaker 1: Timetime Bush brilliant.
Speaker 2: That is fantastic. What year was that? That'd be what
Speaker 2: early eighties?
Speaker 5: No, I think it was about nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2: I would have been about hen and Hen did you
Speaker 2: say to him? Where's Bobby Dreason?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: I just loved him. I just had eyes for him.
Speaker 5: He was just Oh he was my dream boat, wasn't
Speaker 5: he everyone's dreamboat at that age.
Speaker 2: A total dream boat. Just before we finished this break,
Speaker 2: let's all let's all sing the theme from Young Talent
Speaker 2: Time Together. Do you remember it?
Speaker 3: If you start, I will was your.
Speaker 1: Kiss you.
Speaker 2: Creepy miss you. Let's go and asked the craziest one show.
Speaker 2: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, let me just do this quickly. This is
Speaker 3: my Tim Blackwell. I'm doing your clickbait.
Speaker 2: You're just tuning in this click. Yeah, you're just tuning in.
Speaker 2: It is Tim Blackwell, he is John Jack is unwhelm
Speaker 2: So you know the premise of clickbait. It's just all
Speaker 2: the stuff. And I go, oh, we'll have a look
Speaker 2: at that. I'll click on that. And of course when
Speaker 2: I see the words Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm in you're with me right, because I became
Speaker 3: a swiftly after seeing the eras to it my kids.
Speaker 3: But firstly, before I saw the eras to he at Imax.
Speaker 3: They had it at Imax before she came to Australia,
Speaker 3: and I was I was sold.
Speaker 2: She is amazing. I'm a late on set swifty too.
Speaker 2: And because I'm old, I'm actually a swifter crash. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I like that is the official term. But I became
Speaker 2: a Swifty just before you. Yeah, it was in when
Speaker 2: Folklore was released. Okay, anyway, a fan has lost her
Speaker 2: mind because she was selling a vintage Chief's jacket. You know,
Speaker 2: that's what her boyfriend play Travels travers. She sold her
Speaker 2: vintage Chiefs jacket on eBay. Someone bought it who she
Speaker 2: didn't know, as as usual, it's the whole point of eBay.
Speaker 2: And then that jacket has turned up on her and
Speaker 2: my queen and Savior, Taylor Swift because the person that
Speaker 2: bought it was a stylist. That's cool.
Speaker 3: Huh, It's very cool. I like that.
Speaker 2: Now let's move on to the second thing that I
Speaker 2: clicked on. Quincy Jones has sadly passed away. Now you
Speaker 2: might be thinking it's Jones Jones when he's a nobile A.
Speaker 2: He's Rashida Jones's dad.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the documentary she directed and produced, Quincy,
Speaker 3: I believe it's just called and It's unreal.
Speaker 2: It is on. He was so talented and he had
Speaker 2: a hand in some of the most memorable and incredible
Speaker 2: music of our time. It was hard for me to
Speaker 2: pick a top five.
Speaker 3: Oh you've done it, though, but.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start. I mean, he's really synonymous with Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: That was really who he vibed with the most. This
Speaker 2: is my favorite song, and it was my second favorite
Speaker 2: song of thum Thriller. But it's a ripper. Quincy did
Speaker 2: the whole of Thriller.
Speaker 3: And the way you were dancing, then let's let's not
Speaker 3: just loloss over.
Speaker 2: What is that? That's like a dance some sort of
Speaker 2: his gun?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so he did. He worked on Thriller, but
Speaker 2: he started much earlier with Michael Jackson. What about this one?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean it's perfect. I must have
Speaker 2: listened to this a million times and I never get
Speaker 2: sick of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The day Quincy Jones passed, this is a little bit
Speaker 3: off topic, but I was watching Many in Black two
Speaker 3: with my son, and that's the movie that Michael Jackson
Speaker 3: asked to be him, didn't he And he was in it?
Speaker 2: Oh what was it? What was he doing?
Speaker 3: He was just on a screen? Yeah, Anyway, there's more
Speaker 3: to that. Google that if you like. But yeah, Michael
Speaker 3: Jackson asked to be in Many in Black two, and
Speaker 3: that was the day that Quincy Jones died. I was
Speaker 3: watching that today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels a bit undignified, doesn't it, to ask
Speaker 2: to be in something like Travis Kelsey asking to be
Speaker 2: in the New Happy Ilmore's speaking, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: But here are some Here are three songs that I
Speaker 2: love that are different to those ones, but they're just
Speaker 2: as good. What about the sultry tones of James Ingram
Speaker 2: and Patty Austin Baby come to me, Hey, come into
Speaker 2: the carpeted conversation pit, Tim This George Benson give me
Speaker 2: the night? Oh my god. There's a bit in this
Speaker 2: song later on that goes, don't come on out to
Speaker 2: night and my whole body breaks out and goosebumps of joy.
Speaker 2: And then this one, it's really old. It's by Love
Speaker 2: and Spoonful, but it reminds me of great Weather to
Speaker 2: be a serial killer in It's called Summer in the City. Okay,
Speaker 2: what a song play? I lay Quincy Jones?
Speaker 3: Or should we take it into the news with like?
Speaker 3: Because I mean, there's lot's happening in the US for
Speaker 3: the news, so we're getting into the news at three,
Speaker 3: But can we take it in with a little bit
Speaker 3: of Michael Jasons.
Speaker 2: Yes, you choose whichever one you want Wallace. Ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was there. This is just a little secret message
Speaker 2: to Kamala Harris.
Speaker 1: H the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh hey, we're rolling into the second hour and through it.
Speaker 2: If you're only tuning in now, welcome for starters. And secondly,
Speaker 2: Jack Charles, who usually does the show with me, is
Speaker 2: unwell and we have pulled Tim Blackwell in early. Welcome back, Tim.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for having me. I'm just rolling
Speaker 3: through it all six. I love it. This is my
Speaker 3: happy place. You know that this seat. I've been in
Speaker 3: this seat in this room for twelve years. I love
Speaker 3: it so the earlier you caught me in every day
Speaker 3: if you Moe, I can just hang see.
Speaker 2: What it is lovely to be doing a job that
Speaker 2: you really love that doesn't feel like well, we were
Speaker 2: just talking in the in the news. Then sorry if
Speaker 2: you're not listening, but I was like, you know, I
Speaker 2: just love it here. I just love walking in. We
Speaker 2: talk about outfits, we compare lunches so brilliant.
Speaker 3: You're eating something that looked amazing. Yes, I'm sitting there,
Speaker 3: sitting there nine hundred k's away. Go I can't have
Speaker 3: any of that.
Speaker 2: And I've brought in caramel slice for everybody. It's like
Speaker 2: the c W eight. Anyway, we digress. It is time
Speaker 2: to play Chrissy's Quizy. We have squeezed an electric air
Speaker 2: if humidify and thanks to Tobi she in there, these
Speaker 2: units are amazing for like kids with asthma or hay
Speaker 2: fever or something like that.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my eleven year old daughter has asthma and
Speaker 3: hey fee, oh.
Speaker 2: It sucks all your air in and cleans it and
Speaker 2: then only gives you the good stuff. Thirteen twenty or ten.
Speaker 2: Play Chrissy's Quizzy next.
Speaker 3: All right, can I ask you this so before we
Speaker 3: play this song, what do you think of this song?
Speaker 3: Because this song has one of the dirtiest beats in
Speaker 3: it and when I play it, Ricky's face just goes nuts.
Speaker 3: Ready for this. This is Lady Gaga's Disease. That's so good.
Speaker 2: It took me four listens and I'm on board.
Speaker 3: Wait for this bit. You're ready to do a face
Speaker 3: to a face. Here we go.
Speaker 2: The Chrissy Swan Shows, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's give
Speaker 2: away an air humidifier.
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the Mitsubishi Electric Air Purifier. Thank you Tom
Speaker 2: for correcting that it's not a humidifier.
Speaker 3: I love one of these, like I really would.
Speaker 2: They are good. They're worth nearly eight hundred bucks real yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: very expensive and very big. I don't know how we
Speaker 2: got it in this tiny little bum bag. Jess, are
Speaker 2: you pumped for this?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Can't wait?
Speaker 2: And you want the bum bag as well as obviously
Speaker 2: the Mitsubishi Electric Air purified. Up for it, Tom, What
Speaker 2: are you going to keep in your bum bag to
Speaker 2: talk to me?
Speaker 6: Treats, liver treats, No, definitely treats, sunscreen and I take
Speaker 6: my kids on bike rides a lot so sunscreen, my phone,
Speaker 6: you know, fee little lillies.
Speaker 2: And things that will all fit in there, whether or
Speaker 2: not the zip opens again ever for you to get
Speaker 2: it out is up.
Speaker 3: For get one of these are helping you out today
Speaker 3: because I've seen these. I've heard about these in the hallways,
Speaker 3: you know, like I want to wear one like someone
Speaker 3: going through the midlife crisis, just over most like a
Speaker 3: seat belt.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm having the best midlife crisis ever, and I
Speaker 2: wear it like you should wear it around your waist.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool?
Speaker 2: Is that a known I'll send you on and I'll
Speaker 2: put a little treat in it. Christine, Hello, Hi Christy,
Speaker 2: how are you? Hey? Both of you are from the
Speaker 2: same suburb, are we? Yeap? So just you know I
Speaker 2: don't want knives out at ten paces if you know,
Speaker 2: just steals this? All right, let's go. Your names are
Speaker 2: your buzzes. Girls. That's the best of five, meaning the
Speaker 2: first person to get three ounces great wins the game
Speaker 2: and we'll walk away with a money can't buy Christy
Speaker 2: swanshep bum bag and the special electric air Purify. Now, Tim,
Speaker 2: what do you like it? Keeping score?
Speaker 3: Very good? Thank you? In radio games only, Yeah, no.
Speaker 2: Question number one, which geometric shape has four equal sides
Speaker 2: and four right angles? Yes, Christine, square, it is a square.
Speaker 2: I don't even understand that question. Question number two. The
Speaker 2: US presidential election is currently taking place. Name one of
Speaker 2: the candidates, Yes, Christine, it is Cola. Question number three,
Speaker 2: Name the star sign of someone born on this day,
Speaker 2: November sixth, Yes, Christine, No, it is not a Gemini.
Speaker 2: It is a scorpio. I am a scorpio. Question number
Speaker 2: four still two for you, Christine? Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's right, well done?
Speaker 2: What three ingredients would I need to make an apparol
Speaker 2: sprits Christine. Yes, Christine, for the wind, I've just like
Speaker 2: brain fact, you know one? Surely not a breanfoat.
Speaker 5: Apol?
Speaker 2: Yes? Nah, it's prosecco and soda water. Question number five?
Speaker 2: What is the tallest building in Sydney?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yes, Oh I'm not sure. Is it the
Speaker 6: Sydney Tower?
Speaker 2: No, it is Crawn. Question number six? Zurich is the
Speaker 2: largest city in which country?
Speaker 5: Christine?
Speaker 2: Yes, Christine?
Speaker 5: Is it Germany?
Speaker 2: It's not Germany. Everybody says Germany. It is, in fact Switzerland.
Speaker 3: What happens now?
Speaker 2: I say, for the win, I think, yeah, it's Christine.
Speaker 2: What is the capital of South Australia?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, Jess Adelaide.
Speaker 2: It is Adelaide. Well done calling that?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean Christine has won though, hasn't she? Christian's what
Speaker 3: she got the most right. But I don't want to
Speaker 3: split your price and I don't want to do the
Speaker 3: wrong thing here.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you both the bumbag and we
Speaker 2: work out who gets the Mitsubishi Electric EF You're a
Speaker 2: fire And maybe a few more questions to be okay.
Speaker 3: What about these Christine? Who sings birds of a feather.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: It's another.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Jack Charles is sick today. Very unusual. We're thrilled to
Speaker 2: say that Tim Blackwell is sitting in the chair.
Speaker 3: It's nice to be here. Hello, Hello, So fun.
Speaker 2: Isn't It doesn't feel like work because.
Speaker 3: I know I like this time of the day too,
Speaker 3: because I am here anyway. You know, I'm just wandering
Speaker 3: the holes, listening to Chrissy's quizzy and click bait, just
Speaker 3: you know, while wandering around.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know that. I did not know that,
Speaker 2: and I don't know you very well. To be honest,
Speaker 2: we've been in the same circles for many years.
Speaker 3: We have. We have just been discussed discussing that the
Speaker 3: last hour.
Speaker 2: But you're a cool guy. So you turn up to
Speaker 2: functions late while I'm going I'm still starting it. Out
Speaker 2: of here. Where's my car?
Speaker 3: I'm going? Actually? Did you go to Coldplay in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Yes? I did, but I left early.
Speaker 3: I'm going tonight out of ten.
Speaker 2: No, wonderful, wonderful. But I thought I thought I would.
Speaker 7: I thought I would prepare some questions sort of like
Speaker 7: an ask me anything, to just get a gauge of
Speaker 7: really who you are and how compatible we would be
Speaker 7: if we were on perfect match with Greg Evans. Okay, nice,
Speaker 7: gotcha finish this sentence, Tim Blackwell, the temperature in office
Speaker 7: buildings is always too hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh cold? You think it's too cold? Always it's
Speaker 3: never cold enough. And Ricky would agree with me. Here
Speaker 3: we are air con bandits.
Speaker 2: Ricky's here and she's don't touch that control.
Speaker 3: Always too hot, isn't it, Ricky?
Speaker 2: She's nodding her head. Question number two. When I finished
Speaker 2: this sentence, when I left the house this morning, it
Speaker 2: looked like.
Speaker 3: It did when I woke up. Really, I'm very clean,
Speaker 3: very neat. I'm actually very neat. I'm not necessarily very clean.
Speaker 3: Does that make sense? Yes, yeah, you're very neat, but yeah,
Speaker 3: not dusty yet the opposite.
Speaker 2: I'm clean, but my house looked like a crew of
Speaker 2: thieving raccoons had moved in.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, no, I'm very good, even with kids pajamas,
Speaker 3: un folding kids pajamas, putting them away before leaving, you know,
Speaker 3: like that kind of vibe.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, not so far. You and I.
Speaker 3: This does not look good.
Speaker 2: Age finished this sentence. Aging is great? Yeah, okay, good agree.
Speaker 3: Not a great word, but you know that's the vibe.
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to ten, How do you
Speaker 2: rate your own radio nerdery? Oh?
Speaker 3: Eleven?
Speaker 2: And can you give an example of how this would
Speaker 2: be illustrated?
Speaker 3: I asked if I could spend some time with John
Speaker 3: laws before he finished up for the seventy one years
Speaker 3: on radio on Friday. And I went and sat in
Speaker 3: his on his show last Friday for the last hour
Speaker 3: and got to speak to the great man. I asked
Speaker 3: for that opportunity. I didn't get off at it.
Speaker 2: Were you just so thrilled?
Speaker 3: I was like I was a little boy. My mother
Speaker 3: has listened to Lawsy for sixty years. I've listened him
Speaker 3: for forty and it was like it was just so christy,
Speaker 3: it was so lovely. I loved every minute of it.
Speaker 3: If I could have, you know, the talent of his
Speaker 3: left fingernail, I would be happy.
Speaker 2: I did hear a little grab of that, and I
Speaker 2: could hear the joy in your voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What is something that you do at home when you're
Speaker 2: alone that you would hide from a new girlfriend?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, well, I stand up to eat? Is
Speaker 3: that weird?
Speaker 2: No better answer than that, I've already heard that.
Speaker 3: One hide from a new girlfriend. Yeah, the old girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ah, you're not going to do that. No, you're
Speaker 2: not that guy.
Speaker 3: I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy.
Speaker 2: Like, do you smell your own farts?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, I'm actually trying to think.
Speaker 2: Do you brush your teeth while you're on the toilet.
Speaker 3: I'm on the phone on the toilet a lot. That
Speaker 3: is my go to but as a father of three,
Speaker 3: that is my alone time. That's Paul, right, And this
Speaker 3: is forty territory, you know the best?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you gonna think about it.
Speaker 3: I'll come back because I'll have some questions for.
Speaker 2: You, but I want you to have you but I
Speaker 2: want you to ask this one last what is the
Speaker 2: best Chinese entreil? I know that is your favorite food,
Speaker 2: but you can only choose one the best entree mind? Yes,
Speaker 2: sang Nat.
Speaker 3: Let me come on, let me think of a better answer,
Speaker 3: and then I'll come up with some questions for you
Speaker 3: asking me anything. It's just a corona. We're doing Rhythm
Speaker 3: of the Night. What we're doing it.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: We just got to know Tim Blackwell a little bit better.
Speaker 2: You were going to get back to me and tell
Speaker 2: me what is the disgusting thing about yourself that you
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to show a new partner.
Speaker 3: Or that I do still listen to Hanson, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: will come to you. It's my favorite. And I belt
Speaker 3: it out in the car. And I picked my nose
Speaker 3: in the car too. I do a lot of stuff
Speaker 3: in the car. Yeah, people see me picking my nose
Speaker 3: in the car. I know, and I don't care.
Speaker 2: No, you must never care what people think of your
Speaker 2: Tim Blackwoan's Okay, what are your questions from me?
Speaker 3: Okay? What was the last thing you burned.
Speaker 2: My arm?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was getting a Yeah, I was getting a
Speaker 2: slice out of the oven and I went too high
Speaker 2: on the top. We got like a cat scratch.
Speaker 3: This isn't one of my questions, but sub question. How
Speaker 3: many things are you baking slash making a day in
Speaker 3: the food in food wise?
Speaker 2: At least one? Then sometimes a frenzy?
Speaker 3: Okay, right, so that is that when slices and things
Speaker 3: are in the frenzy. Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I made slices, brownies, cataloni, everything.
Speaker 3: On the weekend, I do a thing called Tim Sophie's Choice.
Speaker 3: So this is my Tim Sophie's choice for you, no
Speaker 3: more bum bags or no more Donovan's restaurant in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: No more Donovans.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: What I cannot live without the bum bag? I can't now.
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, I haven't been to Donovan's before.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you've got to go.
Speaker 3: Okay. Have you ever had to walk out of an interview?
Speaker 2: No? But I have asked somebody to leave.
Speaker 3: When were you doing the interview? Yes? Can you name
Speaker 3: that person?
Speaker 2: Yes? Sam Newman. He's a like, oh yeah, football player.
Speaker 3: He's still planking in the docklands, isn't he?
Speaker 2: Who knows? I don't. I don't know. But he was
Speaker 2: so rude to me that I actually, no, I didn't
Speaker 2: ask him to leave. I said, I'm not saying anymore.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, let's go your top dog. Arn it's biscuit.
Speaker 2: That's hard because I'm savory or sweet?
Speaker 3: Well, I think either. But you can give me number
Speaker 3: one savory, number one sweet if you want, because mine's
Speaker 3: a lemon crisp.
Speaker 2: What who are you? My mom?
Speaker 3: A lemon crisp and a mince last close second. But
Speaker 3: the lemon crisp, Oh my god, I had too this morning.
Speaker 2: I like a mint slice in the fridge. But I
Speaker 2: just don't know. I feel like Lemon Crisp is about
Speaker 2: to be discontinued. By the way, no way, savory. My
Speaker 2: favorite Arnot's biscuit is a sesame wheat okay, and a
Speaker 2: sweet biscuit. I'm going to pay the Scotch finger yeah,
Speaker 2: or the chocolate wheaton like the yeah, the dark or milk.
Speaker 3: It's like a digestive, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Delicious?
Speaker 3: All right? One of these people's close by to you,
Speaker 3: so answer this how he'd like that? F Mary kill
Speaker 3: Ricky Lee, Tim, Joel. The problem is this, you're not
Speaker 3: a gay man.
Speaker 2: I've hung up. I've hung up my boots for two
Speaker 2: of those things. So it's just kill kill kill, You're
Speaker 2: all dead. I'm sorry. The Chrissy Swan show, he's going
Speaker 2: to reach in his bag gra what's he going to
Speaker 2: find in his bagra? Well, bag doesn't ride with abracadabraa,
Speaker 2: so suddenly it becomes a bagra a bag. You're listening
Speaker 2: here to this one show on Nova, Ricky Lee, Tim
Speaker 2: and Joel coming up in moments.
Speaker 3: Well, I can't wait for that show. Like one of
Speaker 3: those guys I know, isn't all great?
Speaker 2: Let's do this.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click fit.
Speaker 2: So look, I don't know if you're all across the
Speaker 2: American election. Obviously, if you're listening to us, you are not.
Speaker 2: But bread is looking like a very big number at
Speaker 2: the moment, two hundred and twenty seven versus one hundred.
Speaker 3: And sixty five. For come on, I'm hearing rustbelt a lot,
Speaker 3: you know, rust Belt?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: But is that that.
Speaker 2: In the middle of America?
Speaker 3: The rustbelt?
Speaker 2: What are the rusty machinery? Yeels? Anyway, So it's looking
Speaker 2: like Trump is going to get in again, isn't it crazy?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think they don't help. They're not on
Speaker 3: the West coast yet West coast.
Speaker 2: Now, I know that Tom, who knows everything about everything,
Speaker 2: said people have predicted this really and Rihanna is being
Speaker 2: attacked online and she is clapping back in the parlance
Speaker 2: of our times, she says, ew I hate an illiterate beep.
Speaker 2: My favorite is this someone said something rude when she
Speaker 2: goes shut up, Karen, Did you really shut up?
Speaker 1: Karen?
Speaker 2: Hey, let's move onto this because clickbait is all about
Speaker 2: the things that I click on that pique my interest
Speaker 2: and they can be online articles, they can be anything. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I was looking for a DM today, specific DM to
Speaker 2: prepare for correspondence which is coming off on Friday, and
Speaker 2: I clicked into a folder I had never seen before.
Speaker 2: It's called a hidden folder or something.
Speaker 3: Do they exist on your Instagram?
Speaker 2: On Instagram, there's like hidden and then there's other ones.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I clicked it. I thought, what is this anyway?
Speaker 2: I opened up a message and it says I'm ready
Speaker 2: to serve you. I'm naked in bed, look at me here,
Speaker 2: and then like a bikini emode, and I'm like, who
Speaker 2: is sending me this? And who else is on a
Speaker 2: group list? Guess who else? This person had sent this
Speaker 2: message to the magical Barry Dubois. Of all people, who
Speaker 2: sends a rude DM to me and Barry Dubois And
Speaker 2: we've got him on the line. Now, Hi, bas.
Speaker 3: The first I've heard of it. We obviously associate with
Speaker 3: the right people.
Speaker 2: Harry Parry, do not open your hidden message folder. You
Speaker 2: don't want to see this.
Speaker 4: As you were reading. As you were saying that, I'm thinking,
Speaker 4: if I've got time to have a look, if I've
Speaker 4: got a hidden father.
Speaker 2: I've done something and I've got a sore side. And
Speaker 2: do you know who else was on the list? There
Speaker 2: was three people that are in the public eye on
Speaker 2: the list from this girl from I mean it's a boss. No, no,
Speaker 2: keep guessing one of them me, Barry and Jules. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm laughing so bad. Yes, I mean, look,
Speaker 2: the only thing that the only file I'm going to
Speaker 2: open is something about it or maybe something with a
Speaker 2: good Lazagnia recipe or you know, what to do with
Speaker 2: your leftover coriander roots?
Speaker 3: Could I see it? Though? It's got a bikini emoji?
Speaker 3: Am I allowed to look at it? Just on your behalfs.
Speaker 2: It's also got that one you know that's like is
Speaker 2: it water drops?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That must be.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 3: I want to open it.
Speaker 2: You have been warned, do not open, do not open. Well,
Speaker 2: that's it for we are out of here. I hope
Speaker 2: Jack is feeling better tomorrow, but if not, will you
Speaker 2: do it again him?
Speaker 3: You're out of here. I'll stick around till six, but
Speaker 3: absolutely I will thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: Actually, and then you're going to go and do Smallsey's surgery.
Speaker 2: And then you're going to you just don't want to. God.
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Speaker 3: Do you