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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to the Producers Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Is this the first producers party on Nova?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: I used to do one in Brisbane.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean Jason, Lauren and Nova. All right, calm down, yes, okay,

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Speaker 2: so it's currently survey break. It is, hence why we're

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Speaker 2: doing a producers party now, JLC right now. But let's

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Speaker 2: do a roll call gen Z present, Pez Dispenser.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Big, Baby Boy, Big and Jesse. I'm here.

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Speaker 2: Hello everyone, Hello, Hello, how's everyone going? It's very quiet,

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Speaker 2: isn't it's a bit or what not? I well, this

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Speaker 2: is first producers party because we've reached survey break, and

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Speaker 2: good god, we really need survey break.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've never I've watched radio for a while now,

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Speaker 3: never needed it. More surprisingly, it coincides with having joined

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Speaker 3: this show that I've never needed it more so that

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Speaker 3: tuns you a fair bit behind the scenes.

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Speaker 5: I started so much later than everyone else, and I

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Speaker 5: am nack it like.

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Speaker 2: It's also worth noting as well that we went longer

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Speaker 2: into the year than all their shows usually do before

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Speaker 2: they take survey break. I don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 2: why we did that. It seemed like a good idea

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Speaker 2: at the time. But now everything's like, well horrible.

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Speaker 1: Because it does link up with school holidays, everything like

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Speaker 1: triples and press.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you want to go away?

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Speaker 4: I wanted to go home and I looked at flights

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Speaker 4: the other day.

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Speaker 2: And home is like Flighty can almost where the Herridays

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Speaker 2: Brody home is p Diddy. Oh you can't do that.

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Speaker 1: He's canceled Douglas. But you're flying to Cans anyway. From

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Speaker 1: Melbourne to Cans a one way flight was five hundred.

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Speaker 4: And ten dollars.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 4: And I was like, I do not have a.

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Speaker 1: Grand to spend for like a three day weekend get away.

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Speaker 6: We flit a.

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Speaker 5: Bali last survey break and it honestly it cost the

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Speaker 5: same as like flying to Europe.

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Speaker 4: It was to Europe. Have we not been recordings?

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Speaker 7: Really struggling with the panel.

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Speaker 2: I'm just wondering because do the hockey faders need to

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Speaker 2: be in record as well?

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Speaker 4: Oh we're still learning guys. By the way, Well.

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Speaker 2: That's fucked because oh no they automatically going do they? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but you don't. You don't usually need to do that.

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Speaker 6: As some lotion into.

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Speaker 4: The microphone Suzus hand cream.

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Speaker 6: But was that loses.

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Speaker 7: Where is it from?

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Speaker 4: It is from Elizabeth Arden, New York.

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Speaker 7: Sounds does a bit more than the dove that I

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Speaker 7: use at home.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, what are we all doing with a survey break?

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Speaker 4: We're all working, aren't we.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have two weeks off now, and we've got

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Speaker 2: a heap of time.

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Speaker 1: Here's wow, I'm surrounded by so many boys.

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Speaker 4: I kind of like it.

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Speaker 2: That's weird because we are colleagues.

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Speaker 7: A little a little four or one action.

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Speaker 6: No signs in the bathroom about that? Do you have

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Speaker 6: them in your bathroom as well?

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Speaker 4: No, it's just in the boys. I think.

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Speaker 2: That's weird. Im mobylicious, trying to steal mine.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to look for a plug.

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Speaker 7: Oh, it's not that, it's not.

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Speaker 4: There's one right here. I'm in the wrong one.

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Speaker 7: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Took in the wrong hole. I'm actually not really doing

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Speaker 2: too much, That's what he said. I'm not. I'm not

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Speaker 2: taking any time off because I need my annual leave.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm taking time off in August, when we're not

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Speaker 2: in survey break, when the show will be on, I'll

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Speaker 2: be deserting all of y'all because I need to go

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Speaker 2: back to my Homeland, and because some friends of mine

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Speaker 2: are getting married, so I'll be reading.

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Speaker 6: A script is that on her phone?

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Speaker 2: Two of my very best friends who I love dearly

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Speaker 2: are getting married. No, but so I'm not taking any

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Speaker 2: time off, but saying that, actually a busy week of

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Speaker 2: survey break because I've got a lot on. I've got

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Speaker 2: like along to the theater and going to the cinema

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Speaker 2: a couple of times.

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Speaker 6: Theater are you going to see at the theater?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to see Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf Me?

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Speaker 7: It's a book? Well, it's it's a book adaptation, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably isn't Isn't that kind of the stick though,

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Speaker 2: like a theater production will have started as a book

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Speaker 2: A lot of them do.

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Speaker 7: I believe.

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Speaker 2: I'm also going to see a street car name Desire.

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Speaker 7: Sorry never, Well.

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Speaker 6: That's what that is. Well spoilers, I mean I know

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Speaker 6: that meme, but.

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Speaker 5: No, that's just like very like high into popular culture.

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Speaker 7: One of five of us knew what the hell you're

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Speaker 7: talking about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard of it, but I don't know what

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what. I think I've seen the Simpsons

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Speaker 6: parody that once at some point, I'm like, does.

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Speaker 5: A street name desire as a as a actress? Which

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Speaker 5: she does the play that's when she does.

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Speaker 7: Verry Perry is a very much a creative Perry was.

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Speaker 7: Perry was a stand up comedian in the form.

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Speaker 4: Yes we did realized didn't know that, Oh my god, or.

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Speaker 2: Do some gear? Do some GEARA You should.

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Speaker 1: Play them the clip that you showed us on the

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Speaker 1: way home on our our drive the other day.

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Speaker 5: Warren would have to link it through if we can

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Speaker 5: look pull it up.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a way.

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Speaker 6: What's that on?

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Speaker 4: Why don't I just put it into the mic?

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Speaker 2: Is it on YouTube?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I hang on a minute, please.

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Speaker 7: You couldn't get the mic up before.

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Speaker 6: Are even recording this right now?

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Speaker 2: I wanted you don't need to press records.

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Speaker 4: I wanted Chess to do like a group roasting, like.

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Speaker 6: Roasting, I need to get everyone.

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Speaker 5: I was very roasty at my old job, to the

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Speaker 5: point where we were going to do a team roast

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Speaker 5: and they canceled it because they thought that I would upset.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'd fucking love it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, swear on this.

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Speaker 3: Also, having seen a little bit of Perry's stand up comedy,

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Speaker 3: all of that's not even appropriate for this podcast.

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Speaker 7: We talk about everything here.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, I need to black story. You were actually

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you went in the car.

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Speaker 7: I were in the car.

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Speaker 5: Well, So before radio, I did comedy for like seven,

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Speaker 5: seven to eight years.

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Speaker 2: Like full time professionally.

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Speaker 6: Well I did it.

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Speaker 5: No, so I still had to work out. I wasn't

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Speaker 5: work at day job. But I was quite good and

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Speaker 5: had quite a lot of it was good, quite a

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Speaker 5: lot of success. I was on Triple Jay as good

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Speaker 7: Present to it around.

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Speaker 5: I did some shows in America. I did shows in China,

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Speaker 5: in Shanghai, I did shows in Tokyo and.

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Speaker 2: A touring comedian.

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Speaker 5: Yeah so I did the comedy festival. Well yeah, so

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Speaker 5: my dreams died at COVID. So I got to twenty twenty,

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Speaker 5: and then all the gigs started to dry up, and

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Speaker 5: I realized I was thirty years old and didn't have

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Speaker 5: any career plane and decided that I wanted to get

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Speaker 5: back into radio. So here I am now living at

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Speaker 5: my other I.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't try it.

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Speaker 6: It's okay.

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Speaker 2: So did you ever? Did you ever bomb all the time.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, there was very little good gigs in Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: And there's many open mics where you performed to, Like.

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Speaker 6: What's the weirdest crowd you've had to perform too were

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Speaker 6: in front of?

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Speaker 5: That is a great question. I mean I've done gigs

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Speaker 5: to literally two people before and crushed. Actually they didn't

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Speaker 5: bomb that gig.

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Speaker 7: That was quite good.

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Speaker 5: That was I died to thirty people and I've crushed

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Speaker 5: to two people, so that was quite That was quite odd.

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Speaker 5: When you're just like looking at two direct people in

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Speaker 5: the front row, I can't well, they have.

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Speaker 6: To laugh because you're making eye contact with them, right,

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Speaker 6: It's like they.

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Speaker 4: Have nowhere else to look.

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Speaker 6: The worst kicks to do.

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Speaker 5: There was so one of like the notorious Melbourne open

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Speaker 5: mics I don't know if it's still running was at

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Speaker 5: Lucky Cock on Chapel Stream.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the trivia nights.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm thinking of host that.

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Speaker 4: Trivia You probably hosted me one time.

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Speaker 3: At Lucky Cock on a Wednesday. I worked with the

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Speaker 3: a couple of times and he's like.

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Speaker 7: That this is my big gig. Can you fill in

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Speaker 7: for it?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? Stop?

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Speaker 1: Did you do this back in like twenty Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is when I was working nineteen.

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Speaker 3: I was worked at like an ASEX company doingducing for

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Speaker 3: like another some other stuff and I would do it

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Speaker 7: It was awesome.

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Speaker 4: But I probably was at one of your.

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Speaker 7: Tribute Yeah, Andy was his name. He used to do it.

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Speaker 2: I think I think I found some of it.

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Speaker 6: What if you faild?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, this would be anything Harry the Melbourne Comedy

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Speaker 2: Festival or was you rather a different clip?

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Speaker 6: Let me have a look. Can I see?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's stuff that you've allloaded yourself. The Melbourne Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 2: One looks very professional best in Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I hosted a comedy night once. It was for Crohn's disease,

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Speaker 3: and I don't know, I was went to be like

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Speaker 6: That's an odd pairing. It was.

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Speaker 7: It was odd, and I was the hope.

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Speaker 3: So I would like interlude between the comedians and we

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Speaker 3: had a dry rehearsal and there was probably like sixty

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Speaker 3: ish people there for this thing, or seventy maybe, And

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Speaker 3: in the dry rehearsal, I absolutely killed it. It was perfect,

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Speaker 3: it was seamless, it was funny, nailed it. I was

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Speaker 3: like it pissed and it was and it was. I

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Speaker 3: was making them laugh as much as the comedians. But

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Speaker 3: it was all just working beautifully. And then it came

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Speaker 3: to the actual thing when there was a crowd and

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Speaker 3: I bombed.

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Speaker 7: It was so weird, It was so weird.

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Speaker 6: It was.

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Speaker 3: I don't know whether I tried to do know whether

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Speaker 3: I tried to recreate the same thing that had worked

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Speaker 3: so well in rehearsal that then what actually came to

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Speaker 3: the thing. The delivery wasn't strong or whatever, and it

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Speaker 3: just did not work. And I was like, this sucks this.

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Speaker 8: I'll give you two here one here you don't need

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Speaker 8: to search on the first comedian on this one, okay,

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Speaker 8: and then this one here you might have to scrub

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Speaker 8: is this to open it and scrub it halfway through?

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Speaker 7: Well I'm not hearing that, by the way. No no, no no,

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Speaker 7: we can't play the yard.

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Speaker 3: Premium, but we're legit Died Coles will love it, mate,

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Speaker 3: I who are playing it?

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Speaker 6: Here we go on in a minute.

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Speaker 5: It's hard to argue with that evidence.

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Speaker 7: This guy's awesome. There you go, here we go, here

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Speaker 7: we go, alright, everyone.

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Speaker 2: Choke perry On?

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Speaker 5: Was that Melbourne how are you so going to be

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Speaker 5: doing comedy here in Melbourne? Especially because I leave here

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Speaker 5: and most of my things are here, so that's nice.

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Speaker 5: But just give us a big rand of applause if

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Speaker 5: you are if you like to masturbate, good cheer. Jesus

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Speaker 5: is about to turn in his grave.

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Speaker 6: Good.

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Speaker 7: There was a lot of you.

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Speaker 5: Look, I learned this tip the other day. Someone told

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Speaker 5: me this. I wasn't aware of this, did you guys know?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 5: If you sit on your hand long enough before you masturbate,

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Speaker 5: it'll feel like someone else, which I think is why

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Speaker 5: my ex girlfriend always wanted to sit on my face.

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Speaker 7: Benny, are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you off? For a while? There was that?

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Speaker 5: No, that's just the one. So that one's just the

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Speaker 5: there there's one more joke if you guys want to

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Speaker 5: listen to that one as well.

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Speaker 6: Afferent the old ghost Dutch rudder.

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Speaker 2: Right, oh yeah, this one?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Is there?

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Speaker 2: Keep that round of applause going for your first comedian

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Speaker 2: Perry Cassi and as Fridays, what's up?

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Speaker 5: I want to tell you guys about the funniest shirt

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Speaker 5: that I've ever seen in my entire life. I was

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Speaker 5: just said London, Paris, Sydney, Frankston, which is, yeah, that's

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Speaker 5: a pretty good joke. Only about half of you got it.

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Speaker 5: That's okay, it's subtle. I'll give you that. So if

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Speaker 5: you have missed it, I'll explain what they've done with

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Speaker 5: the joke. It's it's super funny. So what they've done

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Speaker 5: with this joke the makers of the shirt is they've

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Speaker 5: they've gone and listed three places with nightlife and culture

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Speaker 3: And he's got overalls on in this clip, Jesus Strong Strong,

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Speaker 3: that's so cool, cool man.

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Speaker 6: That joke reminds me of I was watching the Queen documentary,

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Speaker 6: he's doing a worldwide tour, they're listing all these place

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Speaker 2: Big audience, That's okay, we should get you back on stage.

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Speaker 5: I'd love to do comedy again. It's always hard to

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Speaker 5: do now that you've been out. I've been out of

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Speaker 5: it since. Was the last gig was literally the start

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Speaker 5: into it. But it's also like it's a super hard hustle,

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Speaker 5: Oh my god night as well.

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Speaker 1: So that's kind I have an idea what he could

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Speaker 1: open Bingo Loco.

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Speaker 2: Ah, you could probably host Bingo Loko, to be honest,

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Speaker 2: it'd be funnier than me. No, because at home, a

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Speaker 6: That's quite popular here.

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Speaker 5: I know a lot of people because obviously most comedians

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Speaker 5: struggle to make money here. There's not a lot of

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Speaker 5: I think I was saying to these guys out there,

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Speaker 5: the only comedian that I know that's like eventuated into

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Speaker 5: it's not a great money making scheme, which is why

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Speaker 5: I sort of gave it up in the end as well.

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Speaker 2: But a good skill to have, bastard. Yes, it's so good.

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Speaker 2: I think we should get back on stage.

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Speaker 5: Well, the guys don't know that yet. I don't think

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Speaker 5: they know that bit of information about me.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 3: Leave wisely, we'll see if they actually listen to this podcast,

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Speaker 3: because we won't say anything, and then we'll come back

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Speaker 3: when and we'll see if anyone of them says anything.

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Speaker 6: I would place a bit right now.

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Speaker 7: They don't need to worry about that.

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Speaker 6: One one one, one person out of the three will

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Speaker 6: listen to this podcast and really exactly who it is.

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Speaker 6: Who do you think Take a guess. If you had

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Speaker 6: to pick one one of the hosts, it will not

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Speaker 6: be Lurrie, I reckon, I reckon plenty. The one that's

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Speaker 6: got a chance of having will hear this organically without

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Speaker 1: What I feel like, so we could do everyone needs

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Speaker 1: a fun fact, So like each episode, we should do

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Speaker 1: then that's how they know.

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Speaker 4: If that's how we know if they listen.

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Speaker 2: They'll come back in. They'll be like, guys, I listened

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Speaker 2: to the producers that it's a silly little podcast when

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Speaker 2: we're away and did you know that Perry is a comedian,

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Speaker 2: and then to plant little easter eggs in the podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right, we'll end the episode here and Jazz come

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Speaker 3: back on the next episode and give us I'm not

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Speaker 3: going to your fun fact.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, okay, let me go off and think

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Speaker 2: for a few days.

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Speaker 6: Play us out.

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Speaker 2: Oh we don't do that. No, Jase doesn't do a

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Speaker 4: He just plays the closer.

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Speaker 2: He just plays this standard next generic bed.

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Speaker 6: It's in there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, though I know what

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Speaker 2: it is. Hang on a minute, Hang on, what do

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Speaker 2: you think it is? Feel good number one? But that's discoss,

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Speaker 2: that's try I feel that's try I feel good number two.

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Speaker 6: Give us not terrible? To give us action, Elsie, yes.

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Speaker 2: Action, Elsie yes, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 6: Isn't there an action bit in there? There's one. There's

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Speaker 6: one on there.

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Speaker 7: It's hang on, hang on, hanging.

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Speaker 2: Than everyone else. See you next time.