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Speaker 1: This is hello their podcast listeners.

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Speaker 2: It is Leno and Jessere from the team with your

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Speaker 2: podcast for FITZI and Whipper. And in this episode we're

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Speaker 2: going to talk the Knacker Awards. Now, this is for

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Speaker 2: generally blokes when you accidentally get yourself in the knackers.

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Speaker 1: I have an entry.

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Speaker 3: It was a skipping rope.

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Speaker 4: Or which end or the middle?

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Speaker 1: No, actually no, it was actually the handles.

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Speaker 2: Oh and I swung it into me old.

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Speaker 4: Maybe next year we should do the Knackering Award if

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Speaker 4: you have ever kicked someone in the balls yourself?

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Speaker 2: Maybe yep.

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Speaker 4: I a frisbee at one of my best friends and

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Speaker 4: he just took it straight to the gonads straight, fell

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Speaker 4: down on the beach, couldn't get up for five minutes.

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Speaker 4: I thought he was putting it on to be honest,

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Speaker 4: but then again, I've never been kicked at the dick.

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Speaker 2: Also coming up, but we have the last quoting quote

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Speaker 2: face for the Yes.

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Speaker 4: Now, there's a lot of contention in the office. Is

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Speaker 4: it coming back in twenty twenty two. If you do

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Speaker 4: want to see quote back, are you slide into our

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Speaker 4: DMS and let us know, because honestly it is. It's

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Speaker 4: potentially on the chopping board. We will decide over Christmas.

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Speaker 4: There'll be a lot of group text going on for sure.

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Speaker 1: And finally, what have we got coming up?

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Speaker 4: There is a story about a woman that hasn't spoken

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Speaker 4: to a bride that she was a bridesmaid for for

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Speaker 4: years and years and years because of something that went

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Speaker 4: wrong at the wedding, and we had some bloody great callers.

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Speaker 4: Let me just say, there are boobies in the story

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Speaker 4: and it's fascinating.

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Speaker 1: Fits and with how are you guys going with a

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Speaker 1: few thoughts around Christmas presents for your loved ones this year?

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Speaker 1: It's a bit like, you know what. My wife found

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Speaker 1: something yesterday she wanted to buy, and I said no initially,

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Speaker 1: and then I said, you know what you can if

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Speaker 5: So you make her go and buy it herself. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: As I went and bought some things, wrapped them and

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Speaker 5: said to Gary, you're done. They're my gifts, right, Okay,

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Speaker 5: they're under the tree.

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Speaker 6: Everybody's presence are wrapped in under the tree.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with that sometimes, but I've got some pre

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Speaker 1: it's wrong over the years, and it upsets me that.

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Speaker 1: Lisa now says, if you're going for something personal like jewelry,

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Speaker 1: I need to be across it totally. I get that,

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Speaker 1: But you kill the surprise, you kill any excitement, and

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Speaker 1: you kill any.

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Speaker 6: Surprise, and you kill our desire to wear it. When

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Speaker 6: you choose it yourself.

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Speaker 1: We'll take it back. I mean the last thing I

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Speaker 1: got it was like one of those signet rings. I

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Speaker 1: love it, but it was wrong. So she went and had.

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Speaker 7: That remoldedolded wrong ring.

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Speaker 1: The remolded wrong ring.

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Speaker 3: Guy like it's I agree.

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Speaker 7: You set yourself up for massive fails because you try

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Speaker 7: to do stift every time and you know what.

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Speaker 8: You're going to fail.

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Speaker 7: You're going to you're going to numerously because you always go,

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Speaker 7: I've got the best gift for her.

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Speaker 8: That's awesome. Next one is not as good.

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Speaker 1: Eight out of ten. Eight out of ten, I get right.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I do. Eight says I've said that before.

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Speaker 5: I don't disagree. But why you think that women want

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Speaker 6: We don't. We want to enjoy it. So let us

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Speaker 8: And she says, I want another Louis for don bag.

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Speaker 3: You go, yeah, go for it.

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Speaker 8: And then it's done. Now I've done it.

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Speaker 1: It's not what it was for the records, not what

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Speaker 1: of ideas if you're looking to go extreme, just a

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Speaker 1: Sachi dumbbells, which are pretty handy if you're looking to

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Speaker 8: Do you I mean, do.

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Speaker 7: You have like like are your biceps golden?

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Speaker 1: Now come the line on. You know what, if you

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Speaker 1: want to get out and enjoy the outdoors, the door surfboard,

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Speaker 1: which is fantastic, comes in at eleven thousand dollars of.

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Speaker 6: The doing the rounds at tournaments around.

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Speaker 1: The line very popular.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, you would actually fit if you went for

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Speaker 5: The satisfaction of a real surfer seeing you out there

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Speaker 5: snapped the board in harp.

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Speaker 6: When you get dumped by a.

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Speaker 1: Way it would an episode of Bondo rescue b where

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Speaker 8: Imagine trying to take your dorsurf at Maroon.

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Speaker 9: You wouldn't go, You wouldn't get.

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Speaker 1: Can we set you up with that blues degree and

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Speaker 1: see how you go o? This here? If you like

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Speaker 1: a bit of ping pong, Tiffany and Co. Have got

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Speaker 1: a ping pong baton ball set, very simple, coming in

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Speaker 1: at twelve hundred and fifty dollars, so cheap. Hang on

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Speaker 1: a minute, there's more dumbbells here. Louis VERITANDU dumbbells four

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Speaker 5: The branding on the end, So if you drop it

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Speaker 1: Then they've got you for life.

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Speaker 6: LV right on the top of the.

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Speaker 1: Now says you you live in the country, so you've

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Speaker 1: got quite a big garden, right, Well yeah, sure, Tamara,

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Speaker 1: right plenty. I mean the fire is nearly ripped through

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Speaker 5: I don't know if this is twenty three minutes from Pimont,

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Speaker 1: This is for you. It's a Tiffany and Co. Watering can.

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Speaker 6: The great no one in the city waters plants.

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Speaker 1: No. The great news is it's coming at sixty three thousand,

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Speaker 5: Well, I expect that for Christmas because last year you

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Speaker 5: two gave me nothing, so sign it Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we don't give me to the Christmas present.

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Speaker 6: We should, though it's been ten years. I've heard some

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Speaker 3: Used Christmas present.

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Speaker 6: No, you didn't get lost shade for lunch.

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Speaker 1: We pay for our entertainment budget. Mate, it wass picnic basket, Tommy.

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Speaker 1: That's more your style. Coming into twenty one thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry, it's just a heshing basket.

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Speaker 1: I'd say this is my favorite, though, because everybody can

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Speaker 1: do with a tin can, like literally a tin can

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Speaker 8: Give me is it silver.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going to do. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm torn. There are so many great items that don't

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Speaker 1: That's my tip for this year is Christmas budget bites.

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Speaker 1: Good luck everyone.

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Speaker 3: Ready to hit the road.

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Speaker 1: It's time to what if It Visit what if dot

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Speaker 1: com for your accommodation, flights, car high and more.

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Speaker 1: What if It's Ozzie for travel? Check government advisories before

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Speaker 7: Peter Dutton got a absolute brutal slap down yesterday in

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Speaker 10: Do you know what?

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Speaker 7: I love this word so much so it was Anthony Alberneezy's.

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Speaker 7: He had the floor in question time and he was

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Speaker 3: Well hang on.

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Speaker 7: Bullfed bull bull And I mean it's ever since we

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Speaker 1: got to say bullfed. I love what do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: It's up there with come on your nut bag? Well?

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Speaker 7: Bullfed is you know, because there's a lot of derogatory

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Speaker 1: My dad used to call me a whacker, come on

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Speaker 7: Of people who we would say are bullfed's in Australia.

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Speaker 8: Now, who are Australia's biggause?

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Speaker 7: What about Mark Latham, Buffett different, Clive Palmer.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like we understand who you are, we

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Speaker 1: You're a bit of a buffead.

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Speaker 8: Tim Payin, No, not a buffet.

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Speaker 1: Bullfett is more broad.

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Speaker 8: He's another a type of head that's different.

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Speaker 6: Pain text photos.

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Speaker 8: Him pain Alan Jones. Is he a bit of a buffriend?

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Speaker 1: No, he's not that Ray Hadley Hadley is a buffet.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he is. Hadley's a bullfe What did

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Speaker 1: your dad call you as a kid, MDG, I was

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Speaker 1: bof I got a lot of okay, s down Tom?

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Speaker 1: What did your dad call you?

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Speaker 9: Sausage?

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Speaker 1: Sit down sausage? Which is just it was a family

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Speaker 1: sit down sausage. I mean, imagine if sausage and whacker

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Speaker 9: Was it schilly little sausage?

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Speaker 12: Tom?

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Speaker 9: Or you were sometimes but normally just sausage? Hey, sausage?

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Speaker 9: How are you?

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Speaker 1: is a baby was beesel Bum and I never understood that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: beesel Bum, you don't know why. I don't know why

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Speaker 1: I went from beesel Bum to whacka. He doesn't talk.

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Speaker 1: Your original name is supposed to be Jean Paul, Jean Paul. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: not John Paul, Jean Paul or Stephen or I was

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Speaker 1: From Jean Paul to Stephen. I don't know.

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Speaker 7: John, Sorry, John, you're the bullf that's bullfead and John Paul.

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, how are you hold the board uphigh a sausage?

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Speaker 1: I can't say. You know.

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Speaker 7: Here in the radio industry we have the ACRO Awards today.

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Speaker 7: I want to focus on the.

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Speaker 3: The NACRO wards right, the news awards on it.

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Speaker 7: Get knackered now if I've getting naked, can be Do

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Speaker 7: you know what someone told me the other day? I

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Speaker 7: think BJ may have told me that a girl getting

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Speaker 7: hit in the boob is just like the sensation of

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Speaker 8: It's really painful.

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Speaker 5: It is very painful when people and when the kids

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we don't know what it feels like, so I

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Speaker 6: guess it is the equipment.

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Speaker 1: It takes your breath away. It is so jarring, and

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Speaker 1: the pain seems to go straight from the knack a

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Speaker 1: bag all the way through the rest of your body

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Speaker 1: and you find yourself on all fours gasping for air.

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Speaker 7: Well, I'd love to do the Knacker Awards today the

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Speaker 7: worst knackering that you've ever received, fell and ladies, if

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Speaker 7: you have been hitting the boob as well, give us

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Speaker 7: a call. Thirteen twenty four to ten wolves. The next story,

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Speaker 7: I mean, I've heard of people losing.

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Speaker 3: Yes, one of their knackers happened to a made of mine.

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Speaker 1: He got kicked playing football and he then it blew

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Speaker 1: up like an avocado. Matt Degreet, you had a similar

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Speaker 1: incident with a cricket ball, right and he one of

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Speaker 1: the doctors saw him on the sideline and said, you

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Speaker 1: need to get that drained immediately. He woke up two

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Speaker 1: hours later and they had to remove his testicle because

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Speaker 1: it had split in half. Oh my god, the nutcracker.

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Speaker 8: And how long did it take you to drain that?

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Speaker 1: No, it was fine, everything was fine, and I ran

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Speaker 1: he lost he lost it. Yeah, he lost it.

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Speaker 8: So that's fine.

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Speaker 1: We can still live life with one and it still works.

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Speaker 1: He's got three kids full steam ahead.

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Speaker 3: That is brilliant.

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Speaker 7: So anyway, Channel ten News reporter a Marie Leonard, she

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Speaker 7: was doing a cross here. Chris Barfair is just about

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Speaker 7: the thrower, and I want you to keep an eye

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Speaker 7: on the two young lads on their bmx's in the background.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean when usually when the news.

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Speaker 8: Is on, you try to get on in the background.

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Speaker 1: These kids didn't know that he's oh, he dropped straight

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Speaker 1: onto the bar.

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Speaker 7: So unfortunately that was caught on the Channel ten News.

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Speaker 7: He dropped straight onto the frame of his eye. He's

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Speaker 7: little little couple of little mates got caught in the front.

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Speaker 1: I remember getting in a fight with the kid down

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Speaker 1: the street once and that happened. I received a swift

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Speaker 1: knee to the testicles. Same thing went down on all fours.

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Speaker 8: It completely paralyzes you.

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Speaker 1: It came out my mouth.

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Speaker 8: You can't move.

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Speaker 7: So the only way I can explain it, the only

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Speaker 7: way you can feel better about yourself is getting into

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Speaker 7: a fetal position and just rocking back.

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Speaker 1: And forth til it goes. It's not a winding, is

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Speaker 1: it No, which is another really uncomfortable feeling.

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Speaker 7: Because winding is you can't breathe, you can't.

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Speaker 5: Move that bar on the bike. What is that for?

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Speaker 5: Because women, if we fall on.

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Speaker 6: That as well, that really don't have them. Yeah, but

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Speaker 6: when you're little they do.

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Speaker 1: The old knacker awards.

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Speaker 3: All right, we're going to open this up for twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 7: If you've been knit knackered really bad, or if you've

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Speaker 7: got a story get involved.

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Speaker 3: Luke in pinss. Why do you deserve a Knackering Award?

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Speaker 13: Oh mate, I am. I got a really bad one

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Speaker 13: playing footy. Went for ackle. The guy ended up rather

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Speaker 13: than his back and raised in me and I dropped

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Speaker 13: my whole body weight on him and fortunately for me,

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Speaker 13: it landed in the wrong spot. And yeah, it was

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Speaker 13: really bad. It straight away went blue and from the

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Speaker 13: no nads and it starts going up. I had to

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Speaker 13: see the dock in the middle of the game and

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Speaker 13: I was pretty determined to play a pretty important cut

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Speaker 13: and for the Grand Final I had the trainer makes

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Speaker 13: me up a bold and.

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Speaker 8: Strap it to ah so to protect it. Luke.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I'll determine.

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Speaker 1: I'm playing the final like a Christmas bable Luke.

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Speaker 7: I got a double hernia and both my groins operated

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Speaker 7: ones as I was so tight and I both of

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Speaker 7: mine went completely black. And when there is a video

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Speaker 7: that's I don't know where it is, but one of

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Speaker 7: the explies has got it.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 7: Of we're a game playing a game, and I replaced

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Speaker 7: the blackbird with one of mine, and as he has

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Speaker 7: a shot to finish the game, off fall away really

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Speaker 7: good gear and it goes into it was very funny,

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Speaker 7: but I don't know where that is. I could kick

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Speaker 7: start my acting career.

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Speaker 1: Michael Lochlin's that fruit is out of season, Joel and Freshwater,

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Speaker 1: you deserve the knack of award.

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Speaker 12: I absolutely do. What happened big guy playing touch foot,

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Speaker 12: You run a bit far on the dead ballline and

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Speaker 12: it's over lake either side of a still handrail.

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Speaker 7: What was then internal bleeding.

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Speaker 12: Days later in hospital surgeent flying in from Hong Kong.

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Speaker 12: No one had ever seen anything like it.

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Speaker 3: Did you lose any Joel?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 12: No, just just absolutely hammered them and the boys score

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Speaker 12: me avocado.

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Speaker 1: Now okay, well we have our own hair on the

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Speaker 1: show When could you walk again?

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Speaker 13: Probably seven days after and.

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Speaker 1: Everything normal now, Joe, you can have kids and everything.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, it's all good. Well I don't have kids, but

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Speaker 12: it's all good. It's all works.

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Speaker 8: Unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Joel's leading the Knacker Award at the moment.

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Speaker 8: Richard and Wilton, what happened?

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Speaker 12: Hey, good morning Richard.

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Speaker 13: A couple of years ago when my son was three

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Speaker 13: years olds in the back out playing a couple of papers,

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Speaker 13: and I was down on all fours and still walked up.

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Speaker 12: Behind me and as it booted me one straight between

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Speaker 12: the legs, dangling in that spot and they push straight

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Speaker 12: up in the stomach and I dropped the bulldogs.

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Speaker 8: They can go up into the stomach, can't they?

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Speaker 1: You have to retrieve them to an extent. Yeah, worst

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Speaker 1: of my life.

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Speaker 7: Last one, Andrew in Schofields, do you deserve a Naco Award?

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Speaker 1: Hey?

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Speaker 13: Guys, are.

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Speaker 12: So playing school baseball and you know, being a pitcher,

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Speaker 12: delivered the board down and return ball straight between the

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Speaker 12: legs get to be pretty quickly.

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Speaker 3: Any damage there, Andrew?

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Speaker 12: No? Luckily, no damage obviously. School baseball's ball, so you

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Speaker 12: don't wear a carpet and yeah, it's took it out

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Speaker 12: of me for a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Oh's Andrew, that is extraordinary, Tommy. Is it just a

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Speaker 1: sensitive in the Johnny does it? Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, look answering on behalf of middle aged women. Absolutely,

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Speaker 9: we are just a sensitive.

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Speaker 8: We handled that break so well.

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Speaker 9: You did, you really did?

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Speaker 7: And I told you, Tommy, you trust me the way

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Speaker 7: I'm going to go until four year old over.

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Speaker 9: Here, says Johiny. No, you're right there, so there, says

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Speaker 9: do you award the winner this morning? Who do you

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Speaker 9: want to give the joel in fresh you want to

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Speaker 9: fit in with?

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Speaker 1: Finally, it was worth it, mate, It's now worth it.

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Speaker 8: He's given us a call from Penrith.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Kels, good morning.

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Speaker 7: How are you are you ringing us with the last

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Speaker 7: minute Christmas bon bond joke?

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Speaker 13: I am, and it's a bit of a dead joke.

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 10: So what sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

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Speaker 1: What sounds like a sneeze and made with leather?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 13: A shoe?

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Speaker 3: A shoe?

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Speaker 6: That's cute, Kelse.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind it. I don't mind it. If we

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Speaker 1: signed off on.

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Speaker 9: Fortunately must sleeve.

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Speaker 1: We have signed off on the Kelsey you know what.

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Speaker 1: That joke might not have made the top twelve, but Tommy,

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Speaker 1: let it be that Kelsey is the first person to

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Speaker 1: receive a set of our bond bonds.

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Speaker 9: Oh, the set of twelve fits in with his.

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Speaker 1: Bond bonds coming your way, Kelsey.

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Speaker 12: A right, thank you too much?

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Speaker 7: You know what, Kelsey, I'm gonna throw in a two

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Speaker 7: hundred dollars Amazon gift card.

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Speaker 1: Wow, So how does that sound?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Thank you so much?

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Speaker 9: Which do you have another one that was on the list?

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Speaker 1: I got another one that was on the list. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure if this has made it through because Christmas

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Speaker 1: is most definitely a family time. If your left leg

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Speaker 1: is Christmas and your right leg is Easter, can I

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Speaker 1: visit between the holidays?

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Speaker 6: I think we ruled that out, didn't we?

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Speaker 1: We had also but actually wrote that moment. So she

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Speaker 1: wanted to get through on the Christmas bond momb where's

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Speaker 1: the bon Jovi joke? Is that on the list? Did

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Speaker 1: the bon Jovi joke make it? Oh? This is cool?

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Speaker 1: Controversy around the final e bon Jovi made it because

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Speaker 1: why doesn't he make his bed? Why is it always messy?

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Speaker 1: Because he doesn't think that it matters if you make

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Speaker 1: it or not. That is such a butchering. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: it's not that great joke.

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Speaker 15: Well, that's certainly not when you tell us.

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Speaker 1: Matter because the impact is low.

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Speaker 3: It's in there.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the twelve. It was the original possibly

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Speaker 1: the og.

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Speaker 7: Let's talk about Angela Kitchener's wedding. How good is this

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Speaker 7: amazing effort. I don't even know what the guy's name,

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Speaker 7: but she, you know, she's been wanting to get married

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Speaker 7: her whole life. And her maid of honor was Nikola Reynolds.

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Speaker 9: And the girls.

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Speaker 8: Look, there's a photo of them.

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Speaker 1: What a party of the key?

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Speaker 3: He said yes to the dress.

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Speaker 8: There's a couple of photos taken.

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Speaker 7: Their thing is though she's been done for unfortunately for fraud.

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Speaker 7: Now I'm going to go through what she did. Kitchener

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Speaker 7: reportedly told her best friend and made of honor, Nicola Reynolds,

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Speaker 7: before the wedding that she needed a little bit of

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Speaker 7: help covering the cost, so she asked Reynolds to be

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Speaker 7: a guaranteur on a twenty thousand dollars loan for the wedding.

450
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Speaker 7: Friendship pulled through and bestie Reynolds became the guaranteur.

451
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Speaker 8: So that's okay.

452
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Speaker 7: The reason she said this, look, I need you to

453
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Speaker 7: do this for me because my husband has sold his business.

454
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Speaker 8: And we're just waiting for the nine million dollar payo.

455
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Speaker 1: We're always waiting.

456
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Speaker 3: I think you could just do this for me.

457
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Speaker 1: That would be great any day now it's about to drop.

458
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Speaker 7: That cash doesn't end there, though, because Kitchener also reportedly

459
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:14,159
Speaker 7: claimed to have terminal cancer, which influenced Reynolds to support

460
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Speaker 7: her and buying a sofa, television.

461
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Speaker 1: And clothes bel Gibson.

462
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Speaker 7: So she's kept saying, we're still waiting for the foot

463
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Speaker 7: nine million dollars to come through for the business, and

464
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Speaker 7: plus I got terminal cancer. Is it okay? There's a

465
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Speaker 7: few things that we need around the house now that

466
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Speaker 7: we're a married couple. Ye can you help us out

467
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Speaker 7: with these? So she forked out a bit more. Unfortunately,

468
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Speaker 7: the money didn't come through. Okay, Nikola Reynolds was started fifty.

469
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Speaker 8: Thousand dollars that she's never gone to see back from

470
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Speaker 8: her best friend.

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Speaker 7: I mean, the wedding was beautiful, Yep, it was a

472
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Speaker 7: great day. Nikola paid for a majority of.

473
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Speaker 1: It, but she didn't see any of the money missed

474
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Speaker 1: to the dress and no to the loan.

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Speaker 7: It is quite sad that, you know, when it's supposed

476
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Speaker 7: to be one of the greatest days of your life,

477
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Speaker 7: that that friendship is over and it's not there anymore.

478
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Speaker 1: Maybe people see it all. She saw it like, well,

479
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Speaker 1: she's my best friend, so she's ever going to help

480
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Speaker 1: me out in my life? Now is the time. Maybe

481
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Speaker 1: that's how she found comfort in stealing the money, your thief.

482
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Speaker 7: I went to a wedding and it was actually well known,

483
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Speaker 7: but the maid of honor tipped off the paparazzi and

484
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Speaker 7: told them where they were. They rocked up at the

485
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Speaker 7: wedding on the day and got some photos that then

486
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Speaker 7: went into a magazine and.

487
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Speaker 1: A deal was The deal was busted.

488
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Speaker 8: The deal was over.

489
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Speaker 6: That's uncine. Did the couple find out who it was?

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Yeah, they did, and that relationship is

491
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Speaker 1: no more. Wow, my mind's running. Who was that?

492
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Speaker 7: I can't tell you gee, Ah, it's Chris Hemsworth.

493
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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know you were that close. Yes, sorry,

494
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Speaker 1: I had no idea you were that close.

495
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Speaker 7: Maddie's given us a call from London area. You're not

496
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Speaker 7: friends with a bride anymore.

497
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Speaker 3: What happened Maddie, absolutely not.

498
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Speaker 14: Well, I could let it slide that I had to

499
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Speaker 14: buy a five hundred dollar dress, and then I let

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Speaker 14: it slide that I had to spend three hundred dollars

501
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Speaker 14: on my own hair and makeup. But what I could

502
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Speaker 14: not let slide was that if I had my baby

503
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Speaker 14: late and therefore after like the start of the wedding,

504
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Speaker 14: I would not be able to bring my newborn baby

505
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Speaker 14: to the wedding. I ended up having my baby before

506
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Speaker 14: her wedding. Yeah, and he was six days old. And

507
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Speaker 14: she was like, no, I'm sorry, I'm not having babies

508
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Speaker 14: at my wedding.

509
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Speaker 1: It's extraordinary. Com on, I just sleep under the table. So, Maddie,

510
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Speaker 1: you're not friends with her anymore.

511
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Speaker 14: I did not go to the wedding and I am

512
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Speaker 14: not friends with her.

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Speaker 1: She's a stinker.

514
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Speaker 7: Did you even say, Med's can I just bring mum?

515
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Speaker 7: Mum can sit off to the side with the baby.

516
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Speaker 1: Was that the baby in the background, then.

517
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Speaker 14: Maddie, the baby in the background. No, I just I

518
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Speaker 14: didn't even didn't even cough my mind, so I would

519
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Speaker 14: even consider being friends with someone I couldn't accept my

520
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Speaker 14: newborn baby.

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Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I mean it's that Maddy does she

522
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Speaker 7: think that she's actually taken?

523
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Speaker 8: Is that the baby's taking away the glory.

524
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Speaker 1: From the day, Maddie. I would stay in touch with

525
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Speaker 1: her until she had a kid and then have a

526
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Speaker 1: function at your place and some so you can't come

527
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Speaker 1: because you've got a baby.

528
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Speaker 14: Now, you know what I actually think she was worried

529
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Speaker 14: about is that my dress wouldn't fit me proper anymore.

530
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Speaker 14: This five hundred dollars dress no longer fit me if

531
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Speaker 14: I didn't have a big bump in it.

532
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Speaker 7: Co Okay, she's offload, Debbie, and if anyone else get involved.

533
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 7: Thirteen twenty four to ten, why are you not friends

534
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Speaker 7: with the bride anymore? What happened with your bride?

535
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Speaker 1: Deb Hi?

536
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Speaker 10: Guys, Well, we're actually a thirty years later and we're

537
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 10: only just starting to talk. But it was a country wedding,

538
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 10: so I suppose you could say it was a few

539
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Speaker 10: things going wrong here, because it was a few the

540
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 10: early pre wedding drinks as well. But I'm quite skinny,

541
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Speaker 10: but like a booby lady, so quite big booze, and

542
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Speaker 10: I had a pink strap of dress on which was

543
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Speaker 10: so conscious of what happened was I bought Shane to

544
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Speaker 10: the patal table. The women were sitting around, just about

545
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 10: to do speeches and stuff, and I thought, right, just

546
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 10: got to run to the toilet so that we never

547
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Speaker 10: can sit here and we can do all.

548
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Speaker 3: The wrong speeches.

549
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Speaker 10: It hasn't got up. Someone I think it was the

550
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Speaker 10: guy that was next to me, walked past me, actually

551
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Speaker 10: got his foot court in my chair, so the chair

552
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 10: tipped forward. So my natural reaction was to hold the

553
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 10: boob things. So I actually head buttered the table as

554
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,439
Speaker 10: I went down. Oh my god. And so it was

555
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,640
Speaker 10: just such shame because it drew attention to everyone, and

556
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 10: you know, everyone was laughing and stuff, and all I

557
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 10: could get from she was my best friend at time.

558
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 10: Death to glare because the embarrassment I brought to the table.

559
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 10: Come on, yeah, absolutely, And I'm like, oh god, So

560
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Speaker 10: I just had to walk away with a bit of

561
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Speaker 10: shame and you know, try and hold everything together. But yeah,

562
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 10: all nine she just would not think. And luck it

563
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,920
Speaker 10: was a country wedding. But yeah, you know, time's gone,

564
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 10: we've had kids and all that sort of stuff. But

565
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Speaker 10: every now and again, you know, if I go back

566
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Speaker 10: to visit the country where the family are, and I

567
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Speaker 10: see her and I say hi, and she says, oh,

568
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Speaker 10: you know, like a short talk for about five seconds,

569
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Speaker 10: and that's it.

570
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Speaker 1: Still, when boobs come between friends, it is just it's shattering.

571
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Speaker 7: It's so Tom Petty really is over and thirty years

572
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 7: it takes the move I wanted made herself.

573
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh what else I've got in the tank? There? No,

574
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: that's about it.

575
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 9: Perhaps nipples.

576
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Speaker 1: I didn't say that, neither did I. That was pre

577
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Speaker 1: recorded and played by I apologized Debbie. Never thought memories

578
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 1: not laugh at you guys?

579
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Speaker 7: What if there was a couple of lions mating in

580
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Speaker 7: the background?

581
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Speaker 1: Did not the sound track of Tom's life?

582
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Speaker 9: Do not need to play that? Nothing?

583
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Speaker 1: What are they still going too? Tommy?

584
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Speaker 9: I heard them yesterday?

585
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: Did you really all day again?

586
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,640
Speaker 9: All day? Still heat exhausted?

587
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 1: I dare say, would have some new little lines coming.

588
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Speaker 9: There are six new ones already already the.

589
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: Wronger, false, getting a lot more than you are.

590
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 9: None of them look, none of them have my mane.

591
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 9: That's doctor Chris.

592
00:26:53,480 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 7: Brown talking of the King of the Junt, being of

593
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 7: a jungle a bond.

594
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 1: We love this man.

595
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 7: He's on the shelf. Well, we're about to go into

596
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 7: our festive season. Holidays soon with Chrismins just.

597
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 8: Around the corner. But I'll tell you what every year, now,

598
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,399
Speaker 8: just after New Year's Eve, I.

599
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Speaker 1: Get ready for ARM A Celebrity Get Me out of Here.

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Speaker 7: Premiere is Monday third of January seven thirty on Channel

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Speaker 7: ten and the man who hosts it, Doctor Chris, Good morning,

602
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 7: Good morning.

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00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: Isn't it interesting that you're sort of using arm A Celebrity,

604
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,119
Speaker 1: Get Me out of Here to escape your normal life

605
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: in BONDI So really you're the celebrity that's getting out

606
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: of here because you love this job.

607
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 11: Look I do, I do.

608
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 16: It's it's hardly torturous for us and you've had first

609
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 16: and experience.

610
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: With here we go.

611
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 11: It's kind of a it's we're still.

612
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 16: Not there with the trust, are we were? Still haven't

613
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 16: built that that trust after all those years. But no,

614
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 16: it's a it's a beautiful experience for Julia and I.

615
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 16: We have a I mean we have a beauty. It's luxury.

616
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 11: We have a life in Sydney.

617
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: So because you do hear about the other crew, Brownie,

618
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Speaker 1: I mean, I know that you've got the luxury cabin,

619
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Speaker 1: but the crew that have to put up with it,

620
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,239
Speaker 1: and when it's been in South Africa before I know

621
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,159
Speaker 1: they've woken up with snakes and their sleeping bags. M

622
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Speaker 1: Is that true?

623
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Speaker 8: That was a big night that you had though, wasn't it.

624
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Speaker 16: I feel like I should leave some space there for

625
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 16: you guys to come. But yeah, over there they tend

626
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 16: to have you spitting. Cobras are a regular in the

627
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 16: sneak into people's beds. But but this this year, we're

628
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 16: actually filming the show in snake breeding season, so we

629
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Speaker 16: may we.

630
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Speaker 1: May have yes, amazing.

631
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Speaker 11: So it's it's an exciting time for everyone. Snake breeding season.

632
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 11: Everyone getting busy.

633
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 16: They're they're woken up from their slumber and they're they're

634
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 16: sort of traveling through they're trying to find a mate and.

635
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Speaker 11: Brownie.

636
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Speaker 8: What was the name of over in South freak out?

637
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: What was the name?

638
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 7: I think it was Thursday nights and all the behind

639
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 7: the scenes crew would get together and have a party.

640
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 7: What was the name of that party?

641
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: I'd be SWEDEENI bar SWEDEENI Thursday, Swardi Thursday.

642
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 16: Now Swadeeni Thursdays that you were still regretting by Swordeeni Sundays.

643
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: So it was you you.

644
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 7: Learned very early on in I'm a celebrity that you

645
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 7: went to the first few of those and then you

646
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 7: never went back, did you?

647
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 11: I was never seen again. I was.

648
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: I was.

649
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 16: There are a lot of mysteries in Africa, and I

650
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 16: was I became one of them. I was sighted there

651
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 16: from from time to time, but that it was I

652
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,719
Speaker 16: was like a I was like a leopard. You know,

653
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 16: you could smell that I was. I'd been there, but

654
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 16: there was no for the trace.

655
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Can you give us one name, because so

656
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: far we know there's an AFL star as a comedian,

657
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: country singer, beauty queen and a famous chef. Give us one.

658
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: Has anything been? Anything else been released? And now the clues?

659
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Speaker 16: I want to give you something because you're a always

660
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 16: been such great supporters of the show. You're such incredible

661
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 16: supporters of me as well worthy of recognition. You're always

662
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 16: so encouraging, so positive about my love life.

663
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 11: So here's here's what I can tell you.

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Speaker 16: Okay, So we have a celebrity type in the first

665
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Speaker 16: week that that we've never had before and that no

666
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Speaker 16: reality show has ever had before.

667
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Speaker 8: International Brownie.

668
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Speaker 9: I can't say.

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Speaker 16: I can't, but they have been international at one point

670
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Speaker 16: that they are like nothing, different category, different genre, different.

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Speaker 1: Everything is okay. You've left us with that. And before

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Speaker 1: we go, can you go and grab that guitar in

673
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Speaker 1: the corner and play a song like you do for

674
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Speaker 1: so many girls on that couch there, Brownie.

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Speaker 11: That's actually that's glued in place.

676
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Speaker 1: You've got two of them.

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Speaker 7: Actually, can I just say it's a going to bond,

678
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Speaker 7: I never leaving BONDI got a message last night Brownie

679
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Speaker 7: may have been in the Bao main area and dropped

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Speaker 7: something off into my letterbox.

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Speaker 8: Brownie, this is exciting.

682
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Speaker 1: It was scary.

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Speaker 7: I wanted him coming to meet the family and meet

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Speaker 7: the kids, but they were going to bed, Brownie, so it.

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Speaker 1: Was quite late last night.

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Speaker 7: But you are Is it true that you are bringing

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Speaker 7: out this has been a long time coming, bringing out

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Speaker 7: some dog snacks?

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Speaker 3: Is that correct?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: Look, I just feel like this has been a bit

692
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Speaker 16: of a passion of mine and on the side, and

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Speaker 16: I just feel like like our pets food needs to

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Speaker 16: be better, and especially when it comes to our treats,

695
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Speaker 16: and so I've created a range of treats to I

696
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Speaker 16: guess as everyday treats, but also to cater for those

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Speaker 16: specific health needs that are very twenty twenty one and

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Speaker 16: very relevant to everyone.

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Speaker 1: You would have.

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Speaker 16: Noticed, FITZI that I included the joint protect treats just

701
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Speaker 16: in case your dog has knees like yours and can

702
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Speaker 16: only play play eighteen games. You know, eighteen games and

703
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 16: a dog's life isn't isn't very long. There were calm

704
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Speaker 16: and collected treats for you, just to keep you on

705
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Speaker 16: the level.

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Speaker 8: Wow, and don't you laugh.

707
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Speaker 16: With it because there are also some some healthy wait

708
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Speaker 16: treats in there as well.

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Speaker 1: So either going to be way or a healthy coat

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Speaker 1: in my shedding, I think is the is the brief

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Speaker 1: get your back hair ready for summer? No, it's a.

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Speaker 8: Bad time, Brownie. That's a good idea.

713
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Speaker 9: And thank you, beast.

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Speaker 1: He's going to love those.

715
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Speaker 7: And you know, Cooper did have problems with his joints,

716
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Speaker 7: so thank you very much for looking after our dog.

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Speaker 7: He's just a magnificent man. We can't fault him today. Sarah,

718
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Speaker 7: can we have you got off the hook?

719
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Speaker 6: That quickly?

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Speaker 1: Get the guitar?

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Speaker 6: Who are you spending Christmas with? Brownie?

722
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Speaker 11: Just with the family, says no plus one this year? No, no, no, look,

723
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Speaker 11: nothing that is of no.

724
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Speaker 6: Christ is pretty much for a first date. That's all good, guys.

725
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Speaker 11: You guys are all invited though you know that.

726
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Speaker 7: Is that the wedding with Kate Richie.

727
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Speaker 16: It is actually wedding season. This is normally where we're from.

728
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Speaker 16: I get cleared up with someone, so.

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Speaker 7: We'll wait for the Christmas audition. Congrangulations, mate. We can't

730
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Speaker 7: wait for you and Abby Chatfield to get engaged. It's

731
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Speaker 7: it's it is great news. We love you, Brownie, thank

732
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Speaker 7: you very much. The third of gen that's when it starts.

733
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Speaker 7: I'm a celebrity seven thirty on Channel ten.

734
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Speaker 8: Good on you, buddy.

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Speaker 11: Have a great Christmas.

736
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Speaker 16: Any BOSSU secks anyone, but not setting up the day as.

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Speaker 3: Above the quote face.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into quoe aunit quote face guys.

739
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: Three are ripping quotes for you to take to work.

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Speaker 1: Tell you family, tell your friends, put them in a

741
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Speaker 1: Christmas bond bond do whatever you want with these quotes.

742
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Speaker 1: Play along streaming live on the fitting Wi facebook page.

743
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: This first one, it's from a famous person you all

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00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: know who. This is hugely famous. Quote's pretty simple. Last

745
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Speaker 1: night I had cereal the milk for the first time.

746
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,600
Speaker 1: Life changing. Dangy, No, you mean the shortest man in

747
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: the world died.

748
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Speaker 7: Didn't he remember when Dangy I mean he tried fish

749
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Speaker 7: for the first time with us.

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Speaker 1: He'd never never eaten anything and besides bread, and that

751
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Speaker 1: was the first time.

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Speaker 8: We took him to the ocean, took him down to

753
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Speaker 8: bond I remember.

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00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: Unfortunately it was about a.

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Speaker 7: Three foot twelve and got taken out and.

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Speaker 1: Got done by shorebreaker. He was the shortest man in

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Speaker 1: the world and we flew him from Nepal to Sydney.

758
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: He couldn't believe it.

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00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 7: Thanks to Hopa' and the boys for giving a bit

760
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Speaker 7: of CPR and getting him back.

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Speaker 1: We got him back at the age of seventy two.

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Speaker 1: Didn't make rest.

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Speaker 7: His hand was going to go through his chest there,

764
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Speaker 7: I mean half's hand was the size of Dangy.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the moment though? We got it. We

766
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Speaker 1: got a text message from Rose McManus, who was living

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Speaker 1: in La at the time, and the photo of us

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Speaker 1: grabbing Dangy before the shorebreaker the wave hit him. Yes,

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Speaker 1: made page three of the La Times.

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Speaker 9: Speaking of merch. We do have one T shirt left

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Speaker 9: that we made up said I've got Dangy fever.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh, this is before Corona was hot.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Jody from Bonnie Rick, do you want to fly?

774
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 8: Swat love to?

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00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: You've got you got the puzzle as well?

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00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 11: Jude's mazy, thank you?

777
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: And why are you there? Jod's any idea who said

778
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: last night I had Syria with milk for the first time?

779
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 1: It was life changing?

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00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 12: Sorry?

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00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 1: No?

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00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:29,879
Speaker 5: Is it like Miley Cyrus or someone around a little

783
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 5: bit similar?

784
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit kind of No, but that kind

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Speaker 1: of circle.

786
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Speaker 9: It's not Lady Gaga.

787
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Speaker 1: Not Lady Gaga, ed Sharon No stick with the Girls? Malatt?

788
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Speaker 12: Was it?

789
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: Definitely not Ivan Malatt okay famous for many other things.

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Speaker 9: Us mel In Silverdale, Ay, mel are you going?

791
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: Do you have any idea who said last night I

792
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: had cereal with milk for the first time, it was

793
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: life changing?

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00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 10: I reckon Whaco? Mariah Carey would do something like that.

795
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.

796
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 6: It's Kylie Jenne. Wasn't it?

797
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: You are? How you know what? Mel and Sarah? You

798
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: both win a puzzle and a fly.

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00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 5: I've already got a puzzle your husband with it.

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Speaker 1: She says she would hit her husband with a fly swap.

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00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 8: Actually, Christian from Camden, what would you do with a fly?

802
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 7: Swap Christian obviously, chiny flies will it?

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00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, well said it's all you're Christian.

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00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 13: Yeah, that is nice to go for the Bondon.

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00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you got a joke.

806
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 10: Yep, yeah, knock knock, who's there interrupting?

807
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 1: Thumb interrupting, thumb.

808
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 3: Attacking.

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00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 1: Well, I missed that voice.

810
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 15: Unfortunately it's cut off Christians, so you can get stuff, Chap.

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Speaker 1: I really like Christian. He just champed your Christian. I

812
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: really like the delivery. There, good on your tiger. Here

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00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: we go. This is a song. Now tell me what

814
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 1: the song is. First things first, I'm the realist. Drop

815
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: this and let the whole world feel it. Katie perrarchistic girl. No,

816
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: and I'm still in the murder business.

817
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 9: It's Iggy Azalea.

818
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: And Arian Azalea. Fancy fancy haven't for a while, Yeah

819
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: she did.

820
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Speaker 9: You're still waiting on her for wrap up of the week.

821
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: To Maria her housemaid is still stealing from her. When

822
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: boy spoke to Maria.

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00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 15: It's clear only now watching on Facebook, we have gone

824
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 15: full Julie Snook because we're all are wearing white in

825
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 15: the four panels dress. Well, thank you, sir for missing

826
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 15: the brief because we all look.

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00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:57,720
Speaker 1: Ye, no class work, I'm saying on socials and they're.

828
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 15: Saying there's no sounds.

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Speaker 1: Guys, this is the last quoity for the year. We

830
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: can't have technical issues. This is huge. I'm going with

831
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: a massive movie quote. We've got sound on yet when you.

832
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,840
Speaker 7: Try to get the whole Wheels world recorded by the

833
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 7: end of the year, the old money runs out.

834
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,800
Speaker 1: Not to mention team lunch last Thursday. Here we go, guys.

835
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: This is from a movie. Baby, I'm going to test

836
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,359
Speaker 1: you so nice, you're going to never want to let.

837
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 6: I'm going to treat you so nice.

838
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: It's the quote, I'm going to treat you so nice,

839
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: You're never going to want to let me. Let me

840
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: finish the quote. We do have false starts occasionally. I mean,

841
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 1: no one's listening to this show for accuracy. Baby, I'm

842
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: going to treat you so nice, you're never going to

843
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: want to let me go. Please wind it. Have a

844
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Speaker 1: guest play along. This is the art of play You

845
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Speaker 1: have to have a guest.

846
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Speaker 6: Got two big names in it. One of them you

847
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 6: could say kick started her career.

848
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Speaker 1: The other one is known for a gerbil.

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Speaker 9: With her x an't that wasn't a jerb perhaps pretty woman.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps you're spot on, Tom, if you're describing yourself.

851
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 7: Rich again, what aren't one other man's voice who is

852
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 7: so which is so reassuring.

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00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 3: As the voice of David Attenborough.

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00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 9: Have you got a little bit of.

855
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: Him talking in there?

856
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 16: Let know over the next few weeks of recording messages

857
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 16: to explain what the problems are and how we can deal.

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Speaker 8: With He's ninety five years of age.

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00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Ye, that's the same age as the Queen I was wondering.

860
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: I think believable life mission is to outlast a galapagus

861
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Speaker 1: tortoise and live to be one hundred and eighty years on.

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00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 7: It's an amazing effort, an amazing effort. And you know what,

863
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:51,480
Speaker 7: he's still active as well. Obviously he's still recording documentaries

864
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 7: and voiceovers and all this kind of stuff. But how

865
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 7: has this one? This is so okay? There is a

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Speaker 7: cafe in Adelaide, ye teacher Plaza in Adelaide right now.

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Speaker 7: In the cafe there is a poster up with David

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Speaker 7: Adenborough's image and it says, in the last five years

869
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Speaker 7: the bee population has dropped by a third. If bees

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Speaker 7: were to disappear from the face of the earth, humans

871
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Speaker 7: would have just four years left to live now. Apparently

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00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 7: he didn't say that right, So a local sent him

873
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Speaker 7: a letter and said, mister Attenborough, I think you need

874
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Speaker 7: to have a look at this. But these guys are

875
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 7: quoting you in their cafe and you didn't directly said that.

876
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:38,720
Speaker 7: So David Attenborough has actually written a letter as basically

877
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 7: a cease and desist to this cafe, saying bring it

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00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 7: down fair enough at the age of ninety five.

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00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: Hairs mate, his word has been his career. He doesn't

880
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: want to be misled. He's especially sensitive about bees.

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00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 6: Would you.

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00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 8: I mean, there'd be so much of this stuff going on.

883
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: No, he don't just leave it.

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00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 8: You're ninety five years of age.

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00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: Who cares? Don't drop your guard, Dave.

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Speaker 3: And you know what you say hearing people if bees go.

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00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 3: I know you may not have said that.

889
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 7: Everyone's going to dine in four years, but that would

890
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 7: scare the but Jesus out of everybody.

891
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: That's the thing. He doesn't want to be tied to

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Speaker 1: some sort of scare campaign about bees, Poor Dave. He's

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Speaker 1: particular about honey. He's going to be writing these letters

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Speaker 1: to his grave. David Attenborough, we love.

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Speaker 7: You, mates.

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Speaker 1: How's this guys, You've always got to be careful if

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Speaker 1: you're celebrating far too early. One news hosting TV host.

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Speaker 1: Her name's Natalie and she's in Spain. Now what was

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Speaker 1: going on? And this is an amazing coincidence to me

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Speaker 1: if we wanted to do what are the chances this

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Speaker 1: would slide in under that topic? Because this girl, Natalie,

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Speaker 1: she's doing a live cross from Elgordor, which is the

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Speaker 1: Fat One, which is called Spain's Biggest Christmas Lottery, And

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Speaker 1: this is exciting stuff because there's six million dollars up

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Speaker 1: for grabs. So she is the roving reporter who's down there,

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Speaker 1: and at the same time, she's bought herself a lotto ticket.

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Speaker 1: What what are the chances that her numbers might spin up?

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Speaker 1: Now what's exciting here is her numbers do come up

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Speaker 1: and she decides to quit her job live on TV.

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Speaker 1: You won't understand her, but the TV hosts you will.

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Speaker 1: So that there's Natalia Escudero who worked for the Public Broadcast.

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Speaker 4: She began screaming live on air when the result was

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Speaker 4: announced and told audiences she was quote not coming to

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Speaker 4: work tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: See you later. This is officially my last day at work.

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Speaker 8: How much did she win?

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Speaker 1: Well, that was the problem. It was shared with eight hundred.

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Speaker 8: No, what did she have won?

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Speaker 1: Three? Four five? She celebrated because her numbers did come

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Speaker 1: up correct, right, I get it, you're screaming in the air.

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Speaker 1: But so did the numbers for eight hundred other people.

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Speaker 1: So what did she split?

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Speaker 8: The money?

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Speaker 1: She won seven thousand dollars, A sort of money you

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Speaker 1: leave on top of your car, back to the job.

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Speaker 1: Back she's now rolling through the front door. You could

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Speaker 1: still retire on that. Good lucks. In with the Show

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Speaker 1: is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows

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