Speaker 1: Life is so good with you, and I'm just so grateful.
Speaker 2: I feel the same. Yeah, I love your wife.
Speaker 3: Love you Husby.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Matte.
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Speaker 3: Hello, we are back. Michael is beside me.
Speaker 2: It's good to be back.
Speaker 3: And Matt is in Queensland, cold cost.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm on the Gold Coast and we are joined
Speaker 4: by the missus and mister Staples. Welcome on to the podcast, everybody.
Speaker 2: One of your poorest intros Matte, Well, I did it.
Speaker 4: Before we went on the air, and I got it
Speaker 4: the wrong way around, so I was really trying to
Speaker 4: around there.
Speaker 3: Said the stut in Missus Davils. You could just hear.
Speaker 2: I liked it. I appreciate you intro.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is the second time welcoming you guys.
Speaker 3: How are you good?
Speaker 1: You know what I was talking to? Michael he's been
Speaker 1: on the podcast. This is his third time on the pods.
Speaker 2: Long time caller, third time speaker.
Speaker 4: Are you're our most most appearing guests?
Speaker 5: I must be I don't know why you keep having
Speaker 5: me back, but I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: He was like, I haven't been back for like eighteen months.
Speaker 1: Did I do something wrong?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was starting. You guys are never going to
Speaker 5: have me back after the last time.
Speaker 4: Well, you do something dramatic and you got married, so
Speaker 4: we're like, we're going to have to bring you back.
Speaker 4: I don't know, and talk about it.
Speaker 3: It's lovely to have your back, husband.
Speaker 2: It's good to be here. Wife.
Speaker 3: We call each other husband and wife now all the time.
Speaker 3: It's so funny. But just like I like.
Speaker 1: To call him husby. I'm trying to make husby a thing,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if it's becoming a thing yet.
Speaker 4: I prefer you call it wifey.
Speaker 5: I can't like wow maybe behind closed doors, but I
Speaker 5: quite like the flex of saying wife, Like I feel
Speaker 5: like it's a strong term, like this is my wife.
Speaker 3: It is? Do you know what we were saying as well?
Speaker 1: We were like, we don't actually know anyone who's not
Speaker 1: our parents' age, Like, well, we do, we know a couple,
Speaker 1: but like, basically, no one we know like my closest friends,
Speaker 1: no one is husband and wife.
Speaker 3: It feels so old, but yet we're so young.
Speaker 4: Well, like we said before on the podcast, like you said,
Speaker 4: it's not me, it's not us to get married, Like
Speaker 4: that's not you know what I mean. That's it's weird,
Speaker 4: isn't it. It does it feel weird?
Speaker 1: It does, actually, but we've like fully sunk into it now.
Speaker 5: I don't think it feels I don't think it feels
Speaker 5: much much different, just like the flex, the flex of
Speaker 5: the terminology.
Speaker 1: But after the Registree wedding, we were like, this is weird.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's I mean, it's nice to come home and
Speaker 5: stay like honey, I'm home to my wife.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: But it's good to be back the three of us
Speaker 3: all together.
Speaker 1: Maybe when you're married, we should get my husband and
Speaker 1: your wife on and we could do like a four
Speaker 1: way podcast one time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds fun and we could chat about marriage,
Speaker 4: married life and how how it's different, how it's not different,
Speaker 4: and all that sort of stuff. Let's start from the start.
Speaker 4: I was actually want to talk about the registry wedding
Speaker 4: with you, Michael.
Speaker 2: How was that.
Speaker 4: We've gotten Anna's take on it, Do you want to
Speaker 4: share your thoughts on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So like it was it was more than I expected,
Speaker 5: Like it was quite like a like I think we
Speaker 5: kind of just expected we're going to go there and
Speaker 5: sign documents, and then before we knew it, we were
Speaker 5: like quoting back like the I guess the traditional things
Speaker 5: that you quote in a wedding. So it was like
Speaker 5: quite an intense experience but also like so beautiful, Like
Speaker 5: we just had our parents there, like they were sitting there.
Speaker 5: Then afterwards we were all like dancing together, which is
Speaker 5: a little bit weird. Perhaps it was like just like
Speaker 5: the celebrant was kind of like, okay, guys, I'll I'll
Speaker 5: leave you to it.
Speaker 2: At this point we had like the six of us
Speaker 2: just kind.
Speaker 5: Of dancing, and then we just had like the most
Speaker 5: amazing lunch with our parents and they were like reminiscing
Speaker 5: on their weddings and like what life had been like
Speaker 5: for them, And yeah, I think it was like a
Speaker 5: really really beautiful experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how long have you're whiskey drunk?
Speaker 2: Weren't they a few whiskies at the end?
Speaker 4: Yes? How long have they both been married for? Like
Speaker 4: Michael parents, My parents must be like close to like
Speaker 4: forty years married. Yeah, really get less for murdered more more.
Speaker 5: I'm like doing quick math in my head, they're over
Speaker 5: forty years married, like maybe forty two, forty three years married.
Speaker 1: I think my parents are like thirty two he was married.
Speaker 3: I can't be sure. I'll double check along with the pod.
Speaker 4: Well, you've got like the perfect example right there, both
Speaker 4: to your parents and how to keep a marriage going.
Speaker 4: I spoke to Brian, your dad about it the recovery,
Speaker 4: had a long chat about how to keep a marriage going.
Speaker 2: In that was his pointers.
Speaker 4: He pretty much just said, you're going to argue. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're going to disagree on stuff, and he's like, we
Speaker 4: always but the main thing is to recover from it
Speaker 4: and not go to bed angry at each other. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna lie. And I fucking loved your parents had
Speaker 4: so much funey. Then we had dinner time and I
Speaker 4: had dinner and we love, we love your parents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the best.
Speaker 1: And also during the wedding week they were just I mean,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. Everyone was just having what fell like
Speaker 1: the best week of their lives. Like my dad and
Speaker 1: I know we're going to get into the wedding later,
Speaker 1: but when my dad got to the estate, the Corty
Speaker 1: estate where we got married, he was so cute. He
Speaker 1: was like, I'm in heaven. This is heaven. And then
Speaker 1: he went into the kitchen and it was like all
Speaker 1: the wine was filled up because we'd like pre like
Speaker 1: got everything, and there was a full fridge of food
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm in heaven. I've died and
Speaker 1: gone to heaven. Like it was so cute. So it
Speaker 1: was awesome.
Speaker 4: I have a memory with your mum in the kitchen
Speaker 4: one of the days, Michael, your mom thought I was
Speaker 4: you because she didn't have her glasses on, and she
Speaker 4: started talking to me from across the kitchen talkingly.
Speaker 2: She doesn't need her glasses, but clearly she didn't.
Speaker 4: Know fully talking to me like she was you. And
Speaker 4: I was like, I'm sorry, I have no idea what
Speaker 4: you're talking about. And then she like got closer and
Speaker 4: she's like, oh, Matt, sorry. I was like she told
Speaker 4: me she thought, but what I was going to ask
Speaker 4: about the registry before we move on, Michael, is Anna
Speaker 4: said a strong word about it that it gave her
Speaker 4: the ick.
Speaker 3: I knew you were going to bring this.
Speaker 5: Up, I think, and as a married woman now like
Speaker 5: words like the ick, like surely that's got to be
Speaker 5: left in the past. That's like typical Anna, like dramatizing
Speaker 5: a particular feeling and making it sound like a negative
Speaker 5: one because we reflected on that day as like such
Speaker 5: a positive experience. But I can pinpoint the moment she's
Speaker 5: talking about. It was like you're having this like really
Speaker 5: intense like moment together and then like at the corner
Speaker 5: of your eights.
Speaker 2: Just it's just like your parents.
Speaker 5: So just four people, like when we had that the
Speaker 5: wedding in front of a bigger crowd, you can't like
Speaker 5: it's maybe like less intimate. So I can stand like
Speaker 5: it was like it was kind of like a overwhelming
Speaker 5: feeling to be having this intense moment just in front
Speaker 5: of four people sat in a chair like a meter
Speaker 5: away from you, and am.
Speaker 4: What word would you use instead of ick?
Speaker 2: I would probably use.
Speaker 3: Uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: I would I would probably use the word like maybe
Speaker 5: just like slightly overwhelming. But yeah, I would never use
Speaker 5: the word ick because a grown man, because I've made
Speaker 5: like I'm a thirty five year old man, I don't
Speaker 5: use the word dick.
Speaker 3: It's not like I got the ick over Michael. At
Speaker 3: the registry wedding.
Speaker 1: We both felt uncomfortable and we both spoke about it
Speaker 1: and we were like, that was a bit like awkward,
Speaker 1: and like Michael said, the actual wedding in Corfu, Greece,
Speaker 1: it was way more comfortable than just having the four
Speaker 1: parents staring at us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I would if there was a percentage scale,
Speaker 5: I would say five percent uncomfortable, fifty percent grateful.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, exciting side.
Speaker 5: Like the bottom of the pile would be like a
Speaker 5: negative emotion, like I.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it was as well? I think
Speaker 1: with a with a registry wedding, you don't plan it.
Speaker 1: Like we literally in our minds went there. I put
Speaker 1: a little cute outfit on because I was like, I
Speaker 1: wear a little white outfit so that we can go
Speaker 1: to dinner, you know after. But we literally thought we
Speaker 1: would get there, sign the documents, our witnesses would sign
Speaker 1: the documents. But it was a full ceremony, like we
Speaker 1: were standing up in front of people, like, I don't
Speaker 1: know it.
Speaker 3: Was what I said, was.
Speaker 2: It a positive experience?
Speaker 3: Totally positive? Amazing?
Speaker 2: Loved it in hindsight. Did it give you the ick?
Speaker 4: Yes, she's standing strong, give her that she's stubborn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's definitely, she's definitely.
Speaker 5: But I wouldn't. I wouldn't change my wife in any way.
Speaker 5: She's perfect the way she is. Or no, yick, she's
Speaker 5: got the I from you, Michael.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's not from Michael, just the situation.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, let's move on to the actual wedding,
Speaker 4: not the whatever. What do you call it? The actual wedding.
Speaker 1: What do you get our actual wedding, the wedding, that's
Speaker 1: what I in my mind, that's our wedding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you're not saying that Register one is the
Speaker 4: wedding date or anything like that.
Speaker 2: It was our first wedding.
Speaker 3: We've been married twice.
Speaker 1: No, I genuinely feel like the core fee wedding is
Speaker 1: our actual wedding, and I to be honest, I haven't
Speaker 1: forgot about.
Speaker 2: The actually did as well until until.
Speaker 3: Until brought it up.
Speaker 4: Well, let's let's talk about the real wedding. And I
Speaker 4: just want to say, honestly, your wedding was amazing. It
Speaker 4: was beautiful. Like I don't think much about weddings, as
Speaker 4: you know, but like that was really like a really
Speaker 4: good wedding. Is that the word you use?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, wonderful, your words, Matt, you can use.
Speaker 4: You Well, it was beautiful. It was a good wedding,
Speaker 4: like it was. I thought it was perfect. Yeah, it
Speaker 4: was like everything you had from the Greek dancers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll get into that.
Speaker 4: We'll get into that first.
Speaker 3: That's not even gone on social so like no one knows.
Speaker 1: Basically, it's so weird because like when you see other
Speaker 1: people's weddings, obviously they.
Speaker 3: Put out content, and I've put out a lot of content.
Speaker 1: But there's also so much that people don't know about
Speaker 1: our wedding, like so much, and like you said, there
Speaker 1: was Greek dancer.
Speaker 3: It was like, no one knows that.
Speaker 5: It was funny because I like, you don't think about
Speaker 5: how it's actually going to be in real life, and
Speaker 5: then on the day it's like just things just kept happening.
Speaker 5: Well that's the run sheet, Like it was like this
Speaker 5: continuous thing until about eleven. It was just like something
Speaker 5: going on constantly in the best possible way.
Speaker 4: So let's talk about it. So you jet said it
Speaker 4: off to Istanbul. I was confused, why you fly in there?
Speaker 5: Because we were honeymooning there, so like it just made
Speaker 5: sense to have a flight in and out of one city.
Speaker 2: So we're going to come home from Istanbul.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so Istanbul.
Speaker 1: And also little Hack, if you're going to Europe, we
Speaker 1: got seventeen hundred return flights Issembul, so it's actually cheaper
Speaker 1: to flight in and out of Issembul. And then on
Speaker 1: top of that, Issembul is literally such an incredible city.
Speaker 3: Yep, like so incredible.
Speaker 4: Tammy was asking me. She's like, quiet, they there isn't
Speaker 4: that way they're having their honeymoon blah blah blah. And
Speaker 4: I was like, literally, I have no idea. I'm sure
Speaker 4: Anna's told.
Speaker 3: Me this, but I don't listen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in one ear out the other. That was a
Speaker 4: whole the whole week. Tammy was asking questions and I
Speaker 4: was like, I'm sure I know the answer to this, but.
Speaker 1: And I feel like recently you actually have been messaging
Speaker 1: me asking questions about just like random things that you
Speaker 1: never normally would And I'm like, Matt's all of a
Speaker 1: sudden like taking a little bit of an interest in
Speaker 1: my life that he never has before.
Speaker 4: What did I asked you something? The other day?
Speaker 1: You were like, did you get Michael's sister has a
Speaker 1: little boy called Sterling?
Speaker 3: And he's like, did you get Sterling? In birthday present?
Speaker 3: I was like, said, says Matthew Zukowski.
Speaker 2: Never, we're all you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're growing, we're evolving.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Little thing before we actually left for assemble, before we
Speaker 1: get into Issemble is there was three bad things that
Speaker 1: happened before we left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I was like, is the travel cursed back?
Speaker 5: I don't believe this because I have no memory of
Speaker 5: anything bad happening before we left. But Ada obviously sees
Speaker 5: the world a little bit differently.
Speaker 2: Tie no dramatized what happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you guys can decide for yourself to give
Speaker 1: you the ick.
Speaker 3: It didn't give me the honey.
Speaker 1: You don't give me the He's so true by this,
Speaker 1: there's nothing about it.
Speaker 2: It's a wild word to you. It's a wild word,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 3: Matte toxic together.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the first bad thing that happened before we
Speaker 1: left for the wedding was that our videoographer got a hernia.
Speaker 3: Pretty bad, Yeah, pretty bad. Michael have remember he's recovered, well,
Speaker 3: he has recovered.
Speaker 2: Well, so he wasn't there.
Speaker 3: He was going to be there. There was going to be.
Speaker 1: Two videographers at the wedding, and then he got a
Speaker 1: hernia so I couldn't come, but we still had a
Speaker 1: videographer there, so it didn't matter. But obviously unlucky for
Speaker 1: him and like not ideal. The second thing that happened
Speaker 1: that I found to be unlucky was that our flower
Speaker 1: girl broke her arm.
Speaker 2: Oh she's so cute.
Speaker 3: She's so cute.
Speaker 4: So I remember when you told me that I'm like her.
Speaker 4: One thing that she needs to do is have a
Speaker 4: fully functioning r.
Speaker 2: To throw that do a job.
Speaker 3: No, it was honestly so cute.
Speaker 1: So she had her little As people know who followed
Speaker 1: my socials, My color that I picked was past or blue,
Speaker 1: and that's because the estate was pink and they had
Speaker 1: blue doors. So I was like trying to tidle in
Speaker 1: and she had her little blue dress and.
Speaker 3: She had her little cast. She had to have an operation.
Speaker 1: Like at one point we thought that we were going
Speaker 1: to lose her, and I'm so so glad.
Speaker 4: I think you could lose.
Speaker 1: Her, No, like lose her for the wedding, lose she
Speaker 1: but no, but my cousin was like really worried because
Speaker 1: she had to grace. Our flower girl had to go
Speaker 1: in for an operation, and she was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I really want to come to the wedding. I'm very
Speaker 1: close with my cousin, Sarah, her mum. And yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: it all worked out.
Speaker 4: And so what was a third because you said it
Speaker 4: came in a third thing that happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there was like a third fourth. But the
Speaker 1: third bad thing that happened was my other cousin from
Speaker 1: the other side of the family.
Speaker 3: Her son broke his finger.
Speaker 1: So I was like, and it's this ongoing thing on
Speaker 1: social media that Michael and I have a travel curse
Speaker 1: because you know, we got locked up in a hotel
Speaker 1: quarantine in Thailand and all of this bad kind of
Speaker 1: not bad stuff, like we have amazing holidays.
Speaker 3: It's just like things that happen are.
Speaker 5: Just unlucky inconvenience, inconveniences that's probably a better word, inconvenient.
Speaker 1: Yes, So anyway, those three things happened, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: three is a charm. I don't think anything bad else, Like,
Speaker 1: nothing else is going to happen. I think like, we
Speaker 1: got all the stuff out of the way and it's
Speaker 1: going to be a smooth, happy wedding.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we get to Istanbul.
Speaker 1: Istanbul is amazing, and then Michael starts complaining of a
Speaker 1: saul leg and I was like, oh, no, have you
Speaker 1: forgotten about all of this money?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I forget the bad stuff or the inconvenience memories.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean my leg wasn't It wasn't ideal. It started
Speaker 5: it started hurting a little bit at the end of
Speaker 5: the flight, and like, obviously the first thing you think
Speaker 5: of is like, it's potentially a blood clot thing, right,
Speaker 5: like a circulation issue. It wasn't at that stage. At first,
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, yeah, my leg's a little sore.
Speaker 5: But then we're like, oh, let's just walk it off.
Speaker 5: So we walked like twenty k's exploring Istanbul and then
Speaker 5: well when we got back to the hotel, it like
Speaker 5: it was like red and inflamed and like tingly, which isn't,
Speaker 5: like I guess, a normal feeling, is it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: And then I was google doctoring it and being like
Speaker 1: looking at the thing and it's like.
Speaker 4: You're going to lose your leg.
Speaker 3: He's like he had all.
Speaker 1: The symptoms except shortness of breath, and if he had
Speaker 1: shortness of breath, they will like immediately take him to
Speaker 1: the hospital.
Speaker 3: Like the bank could explode.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh no, The funny thing was,
Speaker 5: I was I was in bed watching the Turkish Basketball League,
Speaker 5: eating back la Va, just pretty pretty relaxed. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: I guess my leg will feel better tomorrow, maybe hopefully.
Speaker 5: And then naturally point Ada is like, yeah, Google searching
Speaker 5: a bunch of different things, and then.
Speaker 2: She started looking quite worried.
Speaker 4: So what was it.
Speaker 5: Well, then Anna called a doctor to the room because
Speaker 5: she was very concerned. Five hundred dollars later, and it
Speaker 5: like it turns out that well, at first he's like,
Speaker 5: he's like steaming in with.
Speaker 2: Like two other doctors. Yeah, we have guys, this is
Speaker 2: a bit dramatic.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just need to need context.
Speaker 2: It's my leg's a little sore, No.
Speaker 1: Honey, don't underplay you were worried, guys, context to this
Speaker 1: whole situation. So Michael and I, it's our first night
Speaker 1: in Istanbul. We are extremely jetlagged. We have pushed through
Speaker 1: to the point of no return. So like at seven pm,
Speaker 1: I was exhausted, like I wanted to have a twenty.
Speaker 3: Four hour sleep. That's how exhausted we both were.
Speaker 1: And we've pushed through until nine o'clock and at nine
Speaker 1: o'clock we've realized, holy shit, Michael's leg situation could be
Speaker 1: something serious after traveling for like twenty four hours, twenty
Speaker 1: two hours, so we called the doctor on call. This
Speaker 1: guy comes into the room. He's like a nutty professor.
Speaker 1: That's the only way I can describe him. He's got white,
Speaker 1: shaggy long he was, he was quirky.
Speaker 3: He came very queck.
Speaker 5: He came in hot. And then he there was two
Speaker 5: other guys. I'm like, guys, this is dramatic. And then
Speaker 5: he sat down and the basketle was on, and then
Speaker 5: he starts talking to me about the basket.
Speaker 3: They're watching the basketball.
Speaker 5: And then and I was like, I was enjoying the chat.
Speaker 5: And then I think he at some point played bass.
Speaker 5: He's reminiscing on his career, like back in the day.
Speaker 5: And then at this point, I'm like, mate, should we
Speaker 5: have a.
Speaker 2: Look at my leg? I don't know if you I
Speaker 2: don't know if we're paying you by the minute. And
Speaker 2: then he felt it for like probably what would be.
Speaker 5: Five seconds, and he's like, that's not a blood clot, it's.
Speaker 3: Just an inflamed vein.
Speaker 5: He gave it a technical term, but it was in
Speaker 5: inflame vein and then he gave me a bunch of
Speaker 5: bunch of medication and said to wear a compression stocking.
Speaker 1: But the one thing about this guy that really pissed
Speaker 1: me off because I ordered the I got the appointment,
Speaker 1: so he's been paid five hundred dollars. He's chit chatting
Speaker 1: about the basketball. I'm like, can you please make sure
Speaker 1: that my fiance is okay? Because I really want to
Speaker 1: marry him in four days time.
Speaker 3: And the guy says, to Michael, are you sure you
Speaker 3: want to get worried?
Speaker 1: I've been divorced, and you know, he's like talking about
Speaker 1: like his failed marriage.
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know, read the room made.
Speaker 2: He's just checking. He's like checking for a final out,
Speaker 2: just seeing it.
Speaker 5: He's like, he's like blink twice. He nicknamed the condition.
Speaker 5: Funnily enough, he nicknamed it economy class syndrome. And he
Speaker 5: said that I was too tall to fly economy, so
Speaker 5: if any of the airlines are listening, I should get
Speaker 5: free upgrades for medical reasons.
Speaker 1: It seems apparently six six three and above it's economy
Speaker 1: talk for economy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm six five and six six.
Speaker 2: You're crazy.
Speaker 4: It's all too tall to five or too porter the upgrade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean maybe three upgrades free.
Speaker 4: Up, but you did. Anna did send me and say
Speaker 4: where compression socks? So I went out and bought some
Speaker 4: before I left, and I put him on before we left,
Speaker 4: and then Tammy looked at me and she's like, you
Speaker 4: literally never would have sex with me again?
Speaker 2: Did you be wearing them?
Speaker 4: And I was like, ook, these are coming up? I
Speaker 4: did wear.
Speaker 5: Wrapping it like I had the shorts with the long
Speaker 5: compression black socks and slides.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, like you could see I was
Speaker 2: trying to.
Speaker 5: Really like come into my own with these with these
Speaker 5: stockings on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you were fully like, no shame I thought.
Speaker 2: I thought I looked quite good. Allegedly not So.
Speaker 4: Did you get the upgrade to Corfu?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: So free?
Speaker 1: Yeah so basically because Michael's leg was sore when we
Speaker 1: were in Istanbul, he put a bid in which you
Speaker 1: can do to get an upgrade, so we upgraded to
Speaker 1: business class for a one hour flight.
Speaker 3: It she was worried.
Speaker 5: It was nice to have like a bit of extra
Speaker 5: leg group how much is it on a one hour flight?
Speaker 5: Like how much legroom are you actually getting? Because I
Speaker 5: see the virgin Oh you can like properly, like fit
Speaker 5: your legs behind the chair like you've got you've got
Speaker 5: some inches of space between your knees and the chair.
Speaker 3: Michael's knees weren't like bumping.
Speaker 2: She was comfortable. Nice, Yeah, recommend no.
Speaker 1: But the thing about the business class flight when it's
Speaker 1: one hour, it's literally just three economy seats with a
Speaker 1: bit of space.
Speaker 3: At the front.
Speaker 2: We got a nice class of wine we did.
Speaker 3: It was our first time flying business class. I feel
Speaker 3: like on the way to our wedding destination. Like even
Speaker 3: if it wasn't the forte, it was.
Speaker 2: Like a very special fifty minutes together. It was nice.
Speaker 3: We really've made the most of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: I was talking to your dad and he was saying
Speaker 4: that they nearly had to book a seat for your dress.
Speaker 4: I know, that's how big it was. It was massive.
Speaker 1: Well, I had two dresses, and we took the lighter
Speaker 1: one because we were flying economy and my parents were
Speaker 1: flying business class, so they're like, we'll take the big one.
Speaker 1: And I actually felt really bad about it, like that
Speaker 1: dress would have been how much do you reckon? That
Speaker 1: dress would have weighed the heavy dress.
Speaker 2: I think it was like it was ten kilos plus.
Speaker 1: At least, yeah, I thought fifteen. It was heavy to
Speaker 1: hold and it was yeah, I felt We felt really bad. Luckily,
Speaker 1: we put the dresses in a suitcase on the way
Speaker 1: home because we realized that it was just, yeah, something
Speaker 1: that we didn't want to deal with.
Speaker 2: Your parents went through a lot of stress.
Speaker 3: They did go through a lot of stress. That's the
Speaker 3: thing about a destination wedding. Everything needs to be brought
Speaker 3: with you, so it's like you couldn't send it over.
Speaker 1: So for our after party at the wedding, remember we
Speaker 1: gave everyone slippers. It said mister and Missus Staples, so
Speaker 1: there was like they were still got out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there was baskets of different sizes of mister
Speaker 1: and Missus Staples slippers. Because I was like, it's a
Speaker 1: huge it's a very long day. If anyone's wearing hills,
Speaker 1: including me, my feet are going to be wrecked. So
Speaker 1: we got these slippers and literally everyone was like worst idea.
Speaker 1: From my dad, Michael, my mom, my brother. Everyone was
Speaker 1: like we would go out to family dinners and we'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, the slippers, like they were like taking
Speaker 1: the picks out.
Speaker 5: True, but I was like negotiating with Greek customs for
Speaker 5: like two and a half weeks to get the slippers
Speaker 5: like delivered.
Speaker 4: Well, we're thinking about doing something like that for our wedding,
Speaker 4: but we don't want slippers to copy you. We're trying
Speaker 4: to think of something slippers.
Speaker 3: I don't care slippers. It was slippers.
Speaker 1: I swear to God, if you're having a wedding, get
Speaker 1: all of your guests slippers for middle of the night,
Speaker 1: end of the night. Best thing we ever did. Literally
Speaker 1: every single person who was there came up to me,
Speaker 1: every single girl, even the guys. Some of their shoes,
Speaker 1: including Michael's, were really uncomfortable, and they were like, thank
Speaker 1: you so much for getting us slippers.
Speaker 3: We are so grateful. This is the best idea ever.
Speaker 3: And like, if you guys want to do it, like
Speaker 3: I might want to get out of my heels at
Speaker 3: your wedding too.
Speaker 2: I should probably confess something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So every every moment where Anna had some like
Speaker 5: wild idea and I said, this is a bad one.
Speaker 5: Like in the end, she was right, Like she was
Speaker 5: right about.
Speaker 2: All of that.
Speaker 4: That's marriage bro ideas.
Speaker 2: Genuinely, the definition of marriage. Fireworks was a silly idea. Amazing,
Speaker 2: But that was amazing.
Speaker 1: You and my parents were trying to convince me out
Speaker 1: of fireworks and I was like standing strong.
Speaker 3: I was like, you'll all thank me, and they all did.
Speaker 4: Did you say to my wedding? I realized it was you,
Speaker 4: But I mean.
Speaker 1: I literally, like, nothing blows me away more than fireworks,
Speaker 1: and I don't really see fireworks that often. I don't
Speaker 1: thank you obviously, but you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: it's so special and it was such a touch. And
Speaker 1: then we had the Greek dancers congo liners to the
Speaker 1: after party.
Speaker 4: Like that was fun.
Speaker 3: That was very fun, like the whole the whole wedding, Like.
Speaker 1: There's just like we feel like this is going to
Speaker 1: be two episodes long because there's so much to touch on,
Speaker 1: like we're not even in Corfu yet.
Speaker 2: And I spent ten minutes talking about my stupid leg.
Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean, stupid honey was very important.
Speaker 1: There was no husband list, There's no one.
Speaker 5: Going to be waiting for me, there was no time
Speaker 5: story first dance, Like I was like, shit, this is
Speaker 5: this is definitely a hindrance to the first dance.
Speaker 2: It was and also potential excuse to get out of it.
Speaker 3: And we didn't practice the first dance.
Speaker 1: Literally, what we've said is our only regret from the
Speaker 1: wedding so you can take this on for your wedding,
Speaker 1: is we didn't practice our first dance because we were like,
Speaker 1: we're too busy. We've got the business, we've got the
Speaker 1: wedding planning, we've got this, this, this, and we just
Speaker 1: should have put more time aside for it.
Speaker 4: We did notice that you, Michael was telling you the move.
Speaker 4: We did notice that, yeah, even full talking to I
Speaker 4: do wrestling, so I can tell when people are.
Speaker 2: Talking to each other performing so funny, I can pick up.
Speaker 4: On it, so like, yeah, I could talking to it.
Speaker 5: What a beautiful husband act to guide my loving wife
Speaker 5: through the first dance.
Speaker 3: Do you know what actually happened?
Speaker 1: So we did our full outfit change, both of us,
Speaker 1: so we both had an outfit change.
Speaker 3: I changed into my.
Speaker 1: Slinky, more comfy, much lighter dress to wear and Michael
Speaker 1: changed into his black suit. After we had changed outfits,
Speaker 1: I was like, to Michael go through the dance with
Speaker 1: me because we had had done so little practice, and
Speaker 1: we in our minds we were like, we're going to
Speaker 1: practice an istanbul, but we never did because Michael's leg
Speaker 1: was sore, and we went through it and I literally
Speaker 1: couldn't remember.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm having a full blown mental blank.
Speaker 3: I can't do this. I'm like, can the first dance?
Speaker 3: And Michael's like, absolutely not. I'm going to talk you
Speaker 3: through it. You'll be fine.
Speaker 1: And that's why he was literally telling me each move,
Speaker 1: which is funny because in the rehearsal, I was telling
Speaker 1: you the movis a bit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when it's game day, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: I cracked under pressure.
Speaker 4: Okay, So back to the flight to Corfu. Did any
Speaker 4: other bad stuff happen?
Speaker 1: Okay, there was one last bad thing that happened, which
Speaker 1: is so funny because all of the bad things happened
Speaker 1: pre wedding, and then the wedding week was just like magic.
Speaker 4: But remember, let's change the word to inconvenience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, inconvenience.
Speaker 1: So basically, well, the only reason I remember this is
Speaker 1: because Matt literally said to me for the podcast, write down.
Speaker 3: All the bad things.
Speaker 2: I have a list.
Speaker 1: So that's why, like, in my mind, it's like the
Speaker 1: most magical, perfect week of my life. But yeah, Matt
Speaker 1: told me to write a list. So basically, before we
Speaker 1: took off, to Corfu. The owner of the estate messaged
Speaker 1: me and was like, hey, just letting you know there
Speaker 1: could be some really bad turbulence coming into Corfu because
Speaker 1: there's a sandstorm from the Sahara Desert that has a
Speaker 1: whole cloud has covered the whole island of Corfu.
Speaker 3: And I was like, you're literally.
Speaker 1: Kidding me, Like it's our wedding week and the there's
Speaker 1: a sandstorm, Like, what are the chances of that?
Speaker 5: There's nothing better than a sandstorm the day before someone
Speaker 5: is having a white party.
Speaker 3: Que sandstorm the song Well, yeah, I was singing about
Speaker 3: the song as well.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know how often sandstorms happened. Apparently most
Speaker 5: years they have a sandstorm. It's just like a seasonal change.
Speaker 1: So for the first first three days of being in Corfu,
Speaker 1: it was a little bit cloudy, but for the wedding
Speaker 1: it was beautiful, and for the after party it was beautiful.
Speaker 1: For the welcome dinner it was a little bit cloudy,
Speaker 1: but there was still a beautiful sunset.
Speaker 5: But as of as of like the like the welcome
Speaker 5: dinner day, like the weather was like warm and not
Speaker 5: like amazing all week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you remember anything from the welcome dinner. You know,
Speaker 4: I said, I thought it would be so ambitious to
Speaker 4: be hung over the day before your wedding, Like I
Speaker 4: couldn't think of anything worse. I don't know what, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's brave.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 3: I wish I had that thought.
Speaker 4: You message?
Speaker 5: And I did cut her off At twelve o'clock. I did,
Speaker 5: like my husband, My husband been duty.
Speaker 4: You guys went out after.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, on the waters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had no we went out after yeah to
Speaker 3: the bar, to the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't remember, which is problematics.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 4: I was pretty I was pretty lit, so I was like,
Speaker 4: let's let's get out of here. I know when I'm
Speaker 4: lit to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well so just for context for everyone, So the
Speaker 1: welcome dinner was on the nineteenth, then we had the
Speaker 1: twentieth as like a down day, and then the wedding
Speaker 1: was on the twenty first, So the welcome dinner happened.
Speaker 4: It was so much fun, right, yeah, I mean the
Speaker 4: Uzo shots came out and that was that was it.
Speaker 5: It was like so amazing, Like I remember, because I
Speaker 5: hadn't met like a lot of almost all of Ada's family.
Speaker 2: Because they live in the UK.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I literally met like most of her family
Speaker 5: that night, like a lot of a lot of people
Speaker 5: I've not met before. And I also remember like we
Speaker 5: took a step back and like we was standing on
Speaker 5: the beach and just like looking at this long table,
Speaker 5: like in this beautiful place, going oh my god, like
Speaker 5: all all these people that we love and care about
Speaker 5: are like together, like meeting each other, Like everyone was
Speaker 5: like sort of connecting as like one big family.
Speaker 2: It was like a really really beautiful moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was incredible.
Speaker 1: No, the welcome dinner was incredible. Everyone were white, as
Speaker 1: everyone knows to white party. It's actually a white party
Speaker 1: with all of us today because we've all got white on,
Speaker 1: which is funny for the wedding episode, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a white party.
Speaker 1: Michael's mum was like dancing on the chair at one point,
Speaker 1: like it got really lit.
Speaker 3: So halfway through we were like should we say a speech?
Speaker 1: It was very unprepared and Michael was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: saying a speech at the wedding, so why don't you
Speaker 1: say a few words? And I was like, well, there
Speaker 1: was obviously wine and beer or whatever all throughout the table,
Speaker 1: but I was like, should I get everyone uzo shot
Speaker 1: so we went to the bar and Michael was like,
Speaker 1: how much for everyone to have an Uzo shot?
Speaker 3: And they told us and we were like, yeah, let's
Speaker 3: just do it.
Speaker 1: So we they literally gave us all the biggest Uzo shots,
Speaker 1: like literally the biggest shot glass that you've ever seen,
Speaker 1: and full, and I did it.
Speaker 4: It was It wasn't a shot, it was like a glass.
Speaker 1: It was a glass of it. And from that moment on,
Speaker 1: the party just elevated. Like once I said that speech
Speaker 1: and we were all drinking that uzo, it was. It
Speaker 1: was a full party.
Speaker 4: It was a full Like I said, I couldn't imagine
Speaker 4: anything worse than being hungover and just in your bed
Speaker 4: the day before your wedding, Like that's just ambitious, and that.
Speaker 3: Is exactly what happened.
Speaker 2: But you recovered, You recovered.
Speaker 3: Luckily, Like it was.
Speaker 1: It was a literal miracle that I was functional by
Speaker 1: three pm. Like I was vomiting the whole day. It's
Speaker 1: so disgusting, and like, if you're having a wedding, maybe
Speaker 1: give it a couple of days before the welcome or
Speaker 1: just drink.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it was?
Speaker 1: I think it was because I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to we made a pack to Michael and I
Speaker 1: that we were like, we are not going to be
Speaker 1: drunk on the wedding day, like we want to remember
Speaker 1: every single moment and we wanted to be a core
Speaker 1: memory of our life and thank God.
Speaker 3: So I think for the welcome dinner, I was like, well,
Speaker 3: this is my time, like let's get lit.
Speaker 1: Plus, I think the Uzo shot really took me by surprise,
Speaker 1: like it was it was a lot. And also on
Speaker 1: top of that, my brother on the way home from
Speaker 1: the bar that we went to after the welcome dinner,
Speaker 1: me and my brother were like wrestling and then he
Speaker 1: like grabbed my hand and he broke my nail. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, Chrissy, You've literally just
Speaker 1: broken my nail.
Speaker 3: And he goes who cares? And I was like me,
Speaker 3: my wedding is like not tomorrow, but the next day,
Speaker 3: you're kidding.
Speaker 1: We're in Corfu, Like I don't know if I can
Speaker 1: get my nail fixed. So that was a drama in itself.
Speaker 1: Like think about me waking up in the morning. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've woken up. I'm extremely hungover, nauseous, headache, look down
Speaker 1: at my hand, my nails chipped, it's completely snapped.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, I'm getting married tomorrow and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, no, oh, did you get it fixed?
Speaker 1: I did, but it was in like someone's house, so
Speaker 1: the owner of the estate was like, this is the
Speaker 1: only one or something. So we went to literally someone's
Speaker 1: house in Corfu twenty minutes away. She's got like her
Speaker 1: kids playing around. I'm in this like random lady's house.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is gonna have to do. She did
Speaker 1: job that was like perfect she did and actually, after
Speaker 1: seeing the nail, for some reason, I took some sort
Speaker 1: of magical, miraculous turn and was like I think I'm better,
Speaker 1: Like I don't think I'm gonna vomit again.
Speaker 5: Which was maybe your hangover is just you sulking about
Speaker 5: your nail. And once it was fixed, you turned.
Speaker 3: You know how bad my hangovers are.
Speaker 1: They're not good?
Speaker 4: Good. I So then you got your nail fixed and
Speaker 4: you told me something which I no offense. Guys disagree with. Oh,
Speaker 4: I don't think you should have done this well personally,
Speaker 4: I'm a traditionalist. Please tell you slept in the same
Speaker 4: bed the night before your wedding. We did the one
Speaker 4: thing I've said about my wedding is on every tradition, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you do.
Speaker 1: The thing is, look, when you're used to sleeping in
Speaker 1: the same bed as the person you love every single night,
Speaker 1: and then there's an option to sleep in different beds,
Speaker 1: it goes against everything that was ingrained inside of me,
Speaker 1: Like all I wanted to do was to be with Michael,
Speaker 1: Like here's my comfort zone. I can get to sleep
Speaker 1: easy when I sleep next to him. I totally think
Speaker 1: that there's a thing of like when you're in a
Speaker 1: relationship and being beside your partner at night, you get
Speaker 1: a better night sleep. It's statistically, factually proven. And so
Speaker 1: we ended up staying up pretty late that night and
Speaker 1: then I was like fake tanning. I was washing my hair,
Speaker 1: Michael was doing some stuff and it was late. It
Speaker 1: was like eleven PM, and I was like, I mean,
Speaker 1: is he really going to go downstairs and we're going
Speaker 1: to sleep separately? And then we were like, nah, let's
Speaker 1: just cuddle. We had a really nice cuddle. We woke
Speaker 1: up together. We were like, it's the morning of our wedding.
Speaker 3: It was actually like if I was at like five am,
Speaker 3: yeah was out earlier.
Speaker 5: I was out earlier, So it still felt like we'd
Speaker 5: spent like a long time apart before the actual ceremony.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I had my time again, would I
Speaker 1: sleep apart? Maybe maybe I would have planned it so
Speaker 1: that I was with the girls and like they were
Speaker 1: in the room with me, so I wasn't alone.
Speaker 5: I think that would Yeah, I've got no regrets. Like
Speaker 5: it's like we will getting married, like we can do
Speaker 5: what we want.
Speaker 1: But I literally I said to Michael, this was literally
Speaker 1: a true proposal, Like this is not I'm not putting
Speaker 1: mail on this. I said to Michael a month before
Speaker 1: the wedding, I was like, do want to stop having sex?
Speaker 3: We can like have sex on the wedding night. It's
Speaker 3: like really good, No, I said no.
Speaker 4: So well on that days, I was like, maybe a
Speaker 4: couple of days, skipping a little bit forward. You didn't
Speaker 4: consummate it on the wedding night.
Speaker 5: It's the same we didn't not for a month just
Speaker 5: to not end up having it on the wedding night.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, in our defense, to be fair, it was
Speaker 1: an extremely long day. We had consummated the registry, as
Speaker 1: we've found out on the podcast, and so you know, no.
Speaker 4: When did you consummate it then? Because when we went
Speaker 4: to the canal and Michael told me you hadn't. When
Speaker 4: did you tell me you hadn't?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Did it?
Speaker 3: We consummated, Like three days later we were to consummate, we.
Speaker 5: Were still in call for it was like two days later.
Speaker 5: I think it just felt like a lot of days
Speaker 5: because so much had happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, ninety sure, she told me when we were at
Speaker 4: the canal, you hadn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the wedding night we didn't have sex, and the
Speaker 1: after party or the recovery pool party we didn't have
Speaker 1: The next day we had sex.
Speaker 4: I mean Tammy and I were having more sex at
Speaker 4: that host at your place than you were.
Speaker 2: You know What's it's so like it was we're not
Speaker 2: even staying that.
Speaker 3: Like you guys aren't even staying at the estate and
Speaker 3: having sex at the esday.
Speaker 2: We like, I feel like we didn't start is forty
Speaker 2: eight hours.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: Like, hats off to anyone who wants to have sex
Speaker 1: on their wedding night, because it's a big day. It's
Speaker 1: very stressful getting married. Firstly, like it's so full on,
Speaker 1: it feels so surreal, Like the whole day I was like,
Speaker 1: is this actually happening?
Speaker 3: It was just like another day in my life. But
Speaker 3: I was like, but it's not another day.
Speaker 1: I'm getting married today, and it's like this huge build
Speaker 1: up and it's everyone's there and things are happening that
Speaker 1: you've planned for months and months and it's so intense.
Speaker 1: And then the wedding went until like two am and
Speaker 1: we got in and we were just like reminiscing on
Speaker 1: the day and like talking about the day and like,
Speaker 1: you know, did I have really hot sexy lingerie awaiting?
Speaker 3: Michael?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did I put it on?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Did you know it three days later?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't put the lunder on, did I?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: I mean, Michael got really jipped.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 2: I was pretty pretty happy.
Speaker 3: I know you were.
Speaker 4: Did you do it on the honeymoon? Though?
Speaker 3: Did you put the rain on the honeymoon? Was like
Speaker 3: a real we got it on a lot.
Speaker 4: Talk us through the wedding day, Anna, So you woke up,
Speaker 4: Michael fucked off like a one night stand sort of
Speaker 4: set up, got out of there as quickly as he could,
Speaker 4: and then what happened.
Speaker 1: So before we talk about the wedding day, I feel
Speaker 1: like we can't continue without mentioning that when I got
Speaker 1: home from getting my nail fixed, Grace and Ethan were there,
Speaker 1: who actually wrote us a song for our wedding called
Speaker 1: all I Know.
Speaker 4: How do you know these people? Like how did this
Speaker 4: come about? Because I was asked that question as well
Speaker 4: when I had no answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I did a storytime recently on my socials.
Speaker 1: But if you've not seen that, the quick version is
Speaker 1: is that I used to post all of Grace's music
Speaker 1: because I was a huge fan, and we would talk
Speaker 1: in the DMS and like when I went on Love Violence,
Speaker 1: she was like, congrats, I'm so happy for you. And
Speaker 1: then she's playing these big concerts and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy for you. We were like friends, but
Speaker 1: only in the DMS. I've never had that with anyone.
Speaker 1: It was very random, but like, I don't know, there
Speaker 1: was just something about her that I just feel like
Speaker 1: she's such a good person, Like you know when you
Speaker 1: meet someone and you're like, you're a really genuine, down
Speaker 1: to earth person. And because I was posting her music,
Speaker 1: she was like I really appreciate like you posting my stuff,
Speaker 1: and I just think she's incredible. And when we got engaged,
Speaker 1: she was like, I need to write you guys a song,
Speaker 1: and I was a bit like, shit, what if I
Speaker 1: don't like the song because it's a big deal, Like
Speaker 1: what Like, there's not a lot of songs where I'm
Speaker 1: like my jaw drops and I'm like, I'm in love
Speaker 1: with this song. But if someone's specifically writing a song
Speaker 1: for your wedding, that's full on.
Speaker 2: So we listened to it together, like the most amazing song.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So context to the video of me literally balling
Speaker 1: my eyes crying is that I just had my nail fixed,
Speaker 1: I just recovered from the hangover from hell the day
Speaker 1: before my wedding, and I heard them sing this song
Speaker 1: for the first time, which we had literally were like
Speaker 1: listening to and repeat because we love it so much.
Speaker 1: And I'm hearing these two people sing and they're even
Speaker 1: better in real life, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: And I just had this overwhelming emotion that come over me.
Speaker 3: And I'm not that much of an.
Speaker 1: Emotional person, but I was balling my eyes out like
Speaker 1: I was holding back like in that video, I'm balling
Speaker 1: my eyes out, but I'm holding back.
Speaker 3: Like I wanted to just burst out crying. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it was because I was hungover.
Speaker 2: That was that was one of the most beautiful moments ever.
Speaker 5: That that was amazing, Like we had all out, like
Speaker 5: our family and friends were like all there standing around
Speaker 5: in the courtyard like it was like this real, like
Speaker 5: Kumbai like incredible moment. And they were like the most
Speaker 5: lovely like Ethan Hodges as well, but they were both
Speaker 5: the most like lovely human beings. And then yeah, they're
Speaker 5: just playing this song for us in the courtyard.
Speaker 3: Everyone day before our.
Speaker 1: Wedding was at the estate is literally just there and
Speaker 1: everyone's just like what the fuck, Like they're like the
Speaker 1: two best singers we've ever heard live Like it was
Speaker 1: it was literally that and everyone was like and before
Speaker 1: we actually got back to the estate, one of Michael's
Speaker 1: friends was like, what the fuck is going on? Like,
Speaker 1: literally the two best singers I've ever heard are singing
Speaker 1: at the estate, Like what is happening?
Speaker 5: Because as all the rooms like wrapped around the courtyard
Speaker 5: and then we were like in the house in the middle,
Speaker 5: so he's just like his in his room on the
Speaker 5: estate and then all of a sudden, this incredible music's
Speaker 5: playing and he's like messaging me, going, mate, what is
Speaker 5: going on? There's like this amazing music going on in
Speaker 5: the courtyard. It's like a really that was an amazing
Speaker 5: part of the week.
Speaker 1: It's cool because like when you're on an estate and
Speaker 1: you have like a lot of like your closest like
Speaker 1: family members, like Michael's parents were there, My parents were their,
Speaker 1: our siblings were there, some of our bridal party were there,
Speaker 1: and it's just like to have a moment like that
Speaker 1: where it wasn't expected, it wasn't planned. They were just
Speaker 1: rehearsing and they were like getting their set up right,
Speaker 1: and then they're like just being the most incredible.
Speaker 3: Like duo ever and everyone's just like, are they a couple?
Speaker 3: They're not a couple.
Speaker 1: They had their both of their partners with them, but
Speaker 1: a lot of people did think that. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just like one of the most I think, like
Speaker 1: the top three most special moments of our wedding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just like so emotional and someone expected and
Speaker 1: yeah cool.
Speaker 4: The video of you crying reminded me of you know,
Speaker 4: that girl out front of Taylor Swift people in her
Speaker 4: out that TikTok it's a fell life or whatever. Sure
Speaker 4: what you've seen that? So that was that was cute,
Speaker 4: you know, many people get a song written for them
Speaker 4: on their wedding day, so so grateful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It's awesome and like the song's doing so well as
Speaker 1: well now like they've released it, so if you want
Speaker 1: to go listen to it all I know by Grace
Speaker 1: Grundy and Ethan Hodges.
Speaker 4: It's so good.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about the wedding.
Speaker 4: What are your bridesmaids? What happened with them? How are they?
Speaker 4: What happened to your groomsman?
Speaker 1: So my bridesmaids literally Michael had left. I was in
Speaker 1: the room, I'd washed off my tan. I felt like
Speaker 1: I was just like perfecting, like making sure my skincare,
Speaker 1: was doing a face mask, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: my bridesmaids came into the room singing going to the chapel,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get married, all.
Speaker 3: With like Goldie Bee like fake microphones and all like dancing.
Speaker 3: It was really cute. And then from there we just
Speaker 3: like got ready. We had a really beautiful breakfast.
Speaker 2: Miss did we know?
Speaker 3: We had orange juice.
Speaker 1: I had only one champagne before the ceremony and it
Speaker 1: was about an hour before, so I was like very
Speaker 1: sober and then literally walked down the aisle to the
Speaker 1: love of my life, best moment of my life, Like
Speaker 1: my dad was emotional. I was like emotional seeing Michael
Speaker 1: at the end of the aisle. I'd always I don't know,
Speaker 1: this is like a weird thing, but I think I'd
Speaker 1: always dreamed of who that would be, And I always
Speaker 1: had this vision of this like dark yeah, like a tall,
Speaker 1: dark haired guy standing at the end of the aisle.
Speaker 1: But I always saw him like turned around, and when
Speaker 1: the door opened for me to walk down the aisle,
Speaker 1: Michael was just like standing there looking at me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, it's this is who was always meant
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is it.
Speaker 4: Why didn't you cry? Michael? So I always thought Anna
Speaker 4: was going to literally turn back around.
Speaker 3: And close the door the door first fight.
Speaker 5: My point of view was like it was the most
Speaker 5: overwhelming feeling of emotions, like the half an hour before
Speaker 5: the ceremony, and then like anticipating Anna like walking down
Speaker 5: the aisle, and as soon as as soon as I
Speaker 5: saw her like walk out of the door before she
Speaker 5: walked down the off for the first time, it was
Speaker 5: like the most incredible and like overwhelming emotions that I've
Speaker 5: ever felt. And I just fully felt those emotions. I
Speaker 5: thought I did tear up a bit, but I mean,
Speaker 5: apparently I didn't cry.
Speaker 3: He did like a little like his like eyebrow, like
Speaker 3: I mean, like the they.
Speaker 5: Well, like I was genuinely like I've never been the
Speaker 5: more like hyper focused in my life, Like I genuinely
Speaker 5: just like was just so like fixed on like Anna,
Speaker 5: and I was like, there's nowhere in the world right
Speaker 5: now that I would like prefer to be, like it
Speaker 5: was the most amazing moment in my life.
Speaker 2: Tears or no tears.
Speaker 1: And you were also saying that like you were feeling
Speaker 1: like if you let yourself cry, Johnna, I.
Speaker 5: Felt emotionally unstable, like not in not in a negative way.
Speaker 5: I was like I was totally like overcome and overwhelmed
Speaker 5: with like this incredible emotion. And then it was like
Speaker 5: everything was blurred around just Anna and her working walking
Speaker 5: towards me. That I felt like I needed to somewhat
Speaker 5: keep it together, but like, I mean, I didn't overthink it.
Speaker 5: I just I felt like it was the most amazing
Speaker 5: feeling I've ever felt.
Speaker 4: I didn't cry either. I thought I might tear up,
Speaker 4: and Tammy turned to me and said, like, what's wrong.
Speaker 4: With your hair because she was fucking weeping and she
Speaker 4: was like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2: And I was like so hot? He goes.
Speaker 4: We were in the sun and I had the three
Speaker 4: piece on, and I'll tell her this because I went
Speaker 4: to take off my jacket and then take off the
Speaker 4: the three piece bit and I did it and it
Speaker 4: was literally see through because he was sweat that sweaty. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I was more focused on that.
Speaker 1: But when I when the door opened for me, I
Speaker 1: was crying in the doorway and maybe I hadn't come
Speaker 1: all the way out, but I was like tearing up.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, no, hold it together, smile.
Speaker 3: I was like smile through the like crying because it
Speaker 3: was just it was so overwhelming.
Speaker 2: He looks perfect.
Speaker 4: I was still laughing at your bridesmaids doing the one
Speaker 4: two step.
Speaker 1: I liked it.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 3: It was such a short.
Speaker 1: It was such a short like ale that I was like,
Speaker 1: take your time, like I want to, like really take
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can tell us now.
Speaker 1: Because we had a little page boy, which was Michael's
Speaker 1: sister's baby, and then my cousin's daughter, Grace were our
Speaker 1: page boy and flower girl.
Speaker 3: How were they because we don't know how they were.
Speaker 2: I don't have it. I was there the whole time
Speaker 2: you were there.
Speaker 4: Sorry, oh fine, didn't Grace didn't one knock over the
Speaker 4: road or Sterlington something was.
Speaker 5: Like like he was resistant for a little bit, like
Speaker 5: he was like, no, I'm not I'm not going to
Speaker 5: walk that way. And then and then Amber picked him
Speaker 5: up and carried him, and then when they got to
Speaker 5: the end of the I like held him for a
Speaker 5: little bit.
Speaker 2: I was so sweet.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to see the full video.
Speaker 1: Like we've just seen four like little clips put together,
Speaker 1: but to see the full video.
Speaker 3: I feel like we should have like a.
Speaker 1: Viewing party or something of this video, maybe with our
Speaker 1: family and friends. But I mean, like even like and
Speaker 1: I know that you'll be experiencing this very soon, Matt.
Speaker 1: It's like when I actually got to the isle and
Speaker 1: I was looking at Michael, I was like, this is crazy,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking at him and he looks like he's
Speaker 1: seen a go So I was like, Okay, I.
Speaker 5: Didn't feel like i'd seen a ghost. I felt like
Speaker 5: I'd seen an angel. Like I was genuinely like I
Speaker 5: was just going in I'm not being cheesy like you
Speaker 5: you'll experience about to experience it, Like it's just the
Speaker 5: most amazing feeling. You're like, there's nowhere, there's nowhere in
Speaker 5: the world right now. I prefer to be like everything
Speaker 5: that's happened in my life up until this point, like
Speaker 5: this is this is the moment where I've kind of
Speaker 5: am saying, like this is the woman that I want
Speaker 5: to spend every day with for the rest of my life,
Speaker 5: like the most incredible person on the planet in that moment,
Speaker 5: and then like she's walking towards you to marry you.
Speaker 5: It's like a crazy, crazy feeling.
Speaker 4: I did love all Like the stuff you did with
Speaker 4: your mum reading out that verse from the Bible, I'm
Speaker 4: familiar with that one, yeah as well. What's it called
Speaker 4: Camethea Corinthians. Yeah, I sound familiar with that.
Speaker 5: What it is?
Speaker 4: I wrote it one time for Tammy and let it
Speaker 4: on a note. Yeah, and then the Greek tradition as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so my mum and dad had a reading read
Speaker 1: out at their wedding. So my mom said that the
Speaker 1: same reading that was at their wedding, so that was
Speaker 1: really special. And then Michael's mum did the Greek crowns.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's ultimately you have two crowns and you
Speaker 5: interchange them and then change them back over like on
Speaker 5: the heads of the bride and the groom, And it's
Speaker 5: pretty much just like crowning you as like the king
Speaker 5: and the queen of the household, and you need to
Speaker 5: protect each other and protect what you have and like
Speaker 5: have a beautiful life together. Is pretty much like the
Speaker 5: sentiment behind that ceremony.
Speaker 1: And then it was funny because we said our vowels
Speaker 1: and there was a lot of similarities in our like
Speaker 1: we both talked about how we love going to our
Speaker 1: little Italian restaurant together and ordering the same thing like
Speaker 1: we always do. We both said that there was a
Speaker 1: couple of things that we said together. It would actually
Speaker 1: be cool if the videographer got the parts that we
Speaker 1: say like similar and like chop them together anyway, request it.
Speaker 3: I will actually now.
Speaker 4: Wis just said that they were very like honestly very cute,
Speaker 4: like you know when you're onto something and you're with
Speaker 4: the right person, when you're vours link up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sentimental, do you know what was interesting as well?
Speaker 1: I always thought that and like I've never said this
Speaker 1: out loud, but like I always felt like I wonder
Speaker 1: if when I get married there's going to be reservations
Speaker 1: or if I'm going to be like is this the
Speaker 1: right person? Or I'm going to have doubts, and like
Speaker 1: I always thought that, like I wonder if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: And I was like, I hope I don't feel that way.
Speaker 3: I really hope I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1: Lead up to our wedding, absolutely, like there was not
Speaker 1: one percent of me that was questioning it. It was
Speaker 1: like one hundred percent in for you. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is one hundred percent my person. And even this
Speaker 1: is like really maybe cheesy, but like the other day
Speaker 1: I was looking at you and I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: so lucky that I got to marry you, Like I'm
Speaker 1: so happy, like I would not want it to be
Speaker 1: anyone else. Like we're literally just best friends and we
Speaker 1: have fun and life is so good with you, and
Speaker 1: I'm just so grateful.
Speaker 2: I feel the same. Yeah, I love your wife.
Speaker 3: Love you has me.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Matte, well, I'm going to shift it here. You
Speaker 4: guys are being very romantic. I'm gonna s gift it
Speaker 4: so we get to the reception after all the formalities,
Speaker 4: Yeah I do and all that and it turns out
Speaker 4: that I'm not EMC.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I know that that's like something that
Speaker 3: you really truly wanted.
Speaker 4: And I actually don't and I'm enjoying the night. Chris
Speaker 4: was burdened with that job.
Speaker 3: My brother was the MC, which is funny because you
Speaker 3: guys got along so well.
Speaker 5: He made a few cracks though about you not being
Speaker 5: the MC during his MC duties, which I thought was
Speaker 5: quite funny.
Speaker 2: That's his material. His material was good, but his material
Speaker 2: was he was very good.
Speaker 4: I mean, I okay, so all honestly, we spoke about
Speaker 4: it at the airport and Athens before we went, and
Speaker 4: I just said, look, mate, give me your script. I'll
Speaker 4: work it over for you.
Speaker 3: On he did, I just fixed so you're taking the
Speaker 3: credit for his good work.
Speaker 4: He didn't actually do that. I don't do he should.
Speaker 4: I could have helped him out, but that's yeah. So
Speaker 4: that was ridiculous that I was an MC. But you
Speaker 4: know whatever.
Speaker 1: No, you actually turned to me and said, I just
Speaker 1: want you to know, don't bother asking me to be
Speaker 1: MC now because I'm going to say no.
Speaker 2: The brothers.
Speaker 5: The brothers always gonna take priority. Well, yeah, I know,
Speaker 5: I look, I had an awesome night. But another thing
Speaker 5: that I think is ridiculous, like not ridiculous, but funny.
Speaker 4: And Tammy actually said, oh, I thought you'd be a
Speaker 4: little bit close up where I was sitting on the table.
Speaker 4: I was literally down the end with the hairstylist and
Speaker 4: hardest and then I'm talking to the people closer to you,
Speaker 4: and one of them goes, oh, so good to see Anna.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen her since she was two.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Why have I been shunned to the end of the table.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I did the seating chat.
Speaker 5: We sat your near people that we thought that you
Speaker 5: would get along best with, so, you know, did you
Speaker 5: have a good time? I did, But I was like,
Speaker 5: just sure I was at the end of the literally
Speaker 5: I was too, actually in reverse, so the end of
Speaker 5: the table was the was the most important.
Speaker 3: No, well, okay, let me let me just say one thing.
Speaker 1: So obviously my family was at the top of the
Speaker 1: first there was two big tables, right. All of our
Speaker 1: friends were at the backs because I was like, well,
Speaker 1: all of the friends who know each other, they want
Speaker 1: to all be together. The families were at the front.
Speaker 1: It's not like a huge wedding like I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: worried about.
Speaker 4: That, hope where they bring out the binocular you know
Speaker 4: when they bring out the binoculars with the one hand thing,
Speaker 4: like then they dressed nicely at the races and they
Speaker 4: had like those old school binoculars and they hold up
Speaker 4: That's literally what I was doing to see you guys
Speaker 4: do your speech.
Speaker 3: In that you are the phone complained about where they were.
Speaker 2: Seated, and I'm not at all surprised, and I'm not surprised.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I should have been at the front. And
Speaker 4: I'll remember that from We're doing our seating arrangements soon,
Speaker 4: and I'll not take that into consideration.
Speaker 3: I have a LEVI I can't believe how far you're
Speaker 3: taking this.
Speaker 4: I've taken the this, I've literally taken a fish. So
Speaker 4: we have the ceremony, the reception. The food was really nice.
Speaker 1: The food was incredible, literally the best Greek food that
Speaker 1: we had ever eaten.
Speaker 2: So we did it.
Speaker 3: When we went in August.
Speaker 1: We tested the food and it was so exquisite, like
Speaker 1: literally the best Greek fit ever. It was incredible, and
Speaker 1: we were like you know what, like let's do like
Speaker 1: a traditional Greek feast.
Speaker 3: But it was a full feast like it was fish
Speaker 3: and it was.
Speaker 4: It was amazing, so good, and then you did your speeches.
Speaker 4: But Michael, something that I have to give you a
Speaker 4: round of from clause for you got up and sang
Speaker 4: for Anna.
Speaker 2: It was a girl like you never met a girl
Speaker 2: like you before.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did get pressure on me that I better
Speaker 4: do something like that at our wedding.
Speaker 5: So that wasn't I think we'd all love to hear
Speaker 5: you get up and sing a song that you're adding that.
Speaker 4: I'm not a singer like you. You're a great singer,
Speaker 4: and that's the whole point, Like you can actually sing
Speaker 4: like I can't sing. So it would be disturbing for everyone,
Speaker 4: but for you, it was very It was good.
Speaker 2: I was amazing.
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to do like a wrestling event or
Speaker 1: something at your wedding. Well, look, just touching on the
Speaker 1: surprise performance from Michael. Obviously he was the lead singer
Speaker 1: in a band and it was very cute. So it
Speaker 1: was Michael and all of the groomsmen. One had a guitar,
Speaker 1: one was like clapping, one.
Speaker 5: They were all like pretty much they're all pretty much musicians.
Speaker 5: So a few few Mike groomsmen were in the band,
Speaker 5: so even the Shakers was he was he was a
Speaker 5: drama if they all knew how to keep a beat
Speaker 5: and very We spoke about it for months, but then
Speaker 5: we didn't really get a chance to rehearse until the
Speaker 5: morning of the wedding, and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 5: don't know, this is like like can we do this?
Speaker 5: Like we're literally giving this like fifteen minutes rehearsal, like
Speaker 5: is it a good idea? And all the boys were like, mate,
Speaker 5: like if you don't do this, like you always regret
Speaker 5: it if it's a little bit like.
Speaker 2: Raw, like no one's gonna care. And I'm so glad
Speaker 2: I listened that. It was good fun.
Speaker 3: Can you please give us a line from the song.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. I never met a
Speaker 2: girl like you before. It's pretty much exactly.
Speaker 4: It's actually I love that song as well.
Speaker 3: Such a good song. Joyce bye you, honey, well done.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I have to give a shout out to everyone who
Speaker 1: did a speech at our wedding, because literally our speeches,
Speaker 1: I was like blown away. Firstly, your speech, Michael was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: My Dad's speech like incredible, Laura and also smashed the speeches, like.
Speaker 2: It was just yeah, amazing, every speech like very beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like everyone really put in so much effort, and
Speaker 1: I was blown away with how incredible the speeches were.
Speaker 3: And by that point, I was just like enjoying the wedding.
Speaker 1: Didn't have anything to like any like, I wasn't saying
Speaker 1: a speech, so I was just really enjoying all of
Speaker 1: that and it was incredible. We're gonna have to do
Speaker 1: this wedding episode in two parts because there's so much
Speaker 1: We've already been going for like an hour and fifteen.
Speaker 1: Do we think that we pause it here and then
Speaker 1: we'll come back with the rest of the wedding for
Speaker 1: next week's EP.
Speaker 4: YEP sounds good, guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, We will see next week for the next
Speaker 1: part of all of the wedding shenanigans.
Speaker 3: Bye.