Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan show. The Oscars have finished.
Speaker 2: This is officially a spoiler alert Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sad, so am I how girl.
Speaker 2: Our girl didn't win, So we are all about Demi
Speaker 2: Moore and given the run up, the successful run up
Speaker 2: she's had with this. She won the SAG for the
Speaker 2: substance and she won the other one and I can't
Speaker 2: think of what the Golden Globe. Yeah, she did not
Speaker 2: win any Oscar for Best Actress.
Speaker 3: Mikey Madison won it for Anora, which I've not seen.
Speaker 3: Have you seen Anura?
Speaker 2: I mean, I haven't seen a film since twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: so of course not. I do know Mikey Madison, though,
Speaker 2: do you remember in Lockdown? I was obsessed with that
Speaker 2: Pamela Adlon series called Get a Better Are Better Things? No,
Speaker 2: it's the most wonderful television show I've ever watched in
Speaker 2: my life. And she plays Pamela Adlon's daughter in it,
Speaker 2: one of three daughters, Okay, and it's brilliant and she
Speaker 2: is brilliant. I'm not surprised that she has won, however,
Speaker 2: I just would have thought credit where credit was due.
Speaker 2: The woman has worked her a off for two hundred years, and.
Speaker 3: I think she thought she had it in the bag.
Speaker 3: I was watching some interviews this morning with her on
Speaker 3: the red carpet. She was so confident, she was glowing.
Speaker 3: I think everyone around her had been like, Demi, it's
Speaker 3: your year, babe, You're going to get it. It's almost
Speaker 3: like it was a lifetime achievement award. I agree, And.
Speaker 2: They often do that, but they don't do it for women.
Speaker 2: Dogs sometimes though, like if a guy has had the
Speaker 2: same sort of career, he'll get the oscar when he's sixty. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone sort of knows that he wasn't the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, But she didn't do it.
Speaker 4: And Best Picture also went to a Nora Swani.
Speaker 1: What is Anora about?
Speaker 4: I believe, tom Do you want to buzz in here?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it? Tommy?
Speaker 5: I haven't seen it, but I am a cross it.
Speaker 5: It's about a sex worker who marries a Russian like billionaire.
Speaker 5: His parents come for her after it and divorced him, and.
Speaker 2: It's like pretty woman but dark Russian and obviously doesn't
Speaker 2: have a happy ending. Adrian Brody won Best Actor for
Speaker 2: Also The Brutalist.
Speaker 1: Can I just say has not aged? Adrian Brody.
Speaker 2: I first saw in like a musical themes, one who
Speaker 2: played a pianist. I mean, people are going to be
Speaker 2: punching their steering wheels going of course we know.
Speaker 1: What that is. But he looked exactly the same man,
Speaker 1: and that must have been thirty years ago.
Speaker 2: Raithe Fines did not win for a film called Conclave.
Speaker 2: If you don't know the story about him and the
Speaker 2: Quantus the flight Attendant, please google it. It's one of
Speaker 2: the great and Timothy's Chalo May also did not win
Speaker 2: Best Actor for his portrayal of Bob Dylan in A
Speaker 2: Complete Unknown.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: The reason I'm surprised about that is because generally with
Speaker 2: the Oscars and you'll be nod in your head if
Speaker 2: you sing and act in a film, true, generally you
Speaker 2: win it, you win it.
Speaker 1: And he didn't, and either did The Wicked Girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Interesting, Swanny, that's a really good point you make. I know,
Speaker 3: Tom outproduces quite upset. The Wicked Gals really haven't cleaned
Speaker 3: up for their roles in that film, and they were unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Whilst we're on Timmy Schallomay, I'm just going to say
Speaker 3: I love the guy, but he really missed with that
Speaker 3: yellow Javonti suit on the red carpet.
Speaker 1: Swanny or what is that look?
Speaker 2: It is a natty length, I'll give it that much.
Speaker 2: But it does look like, you know, something on a
Speaker 2: clearance racket seed it does is really what it looks like.
Speaker 2: Chyle A suspend and save situation.
Speaker 3: Kyliea almost looks like she's going to spend and save
Speaker 3: Bralette too.
Speaker 4: I love her.
Speaker 3: What I do love about those two those twenty is
Speaker 3: all of the awards shows she's attended to support him.
Speaker 4: She has skipped the red carpet and gone straight into
Speaker 4: the room. I love it.
Speaker 1: She's so much. I think they're so classy.
Speaker 2: But I think he needs to reconsider taking her because
Speaker 2: when she goes with him to the awards ceremonies, i e.
Speaker 2: The Oscars, doesn't win all the golden globes. I don't
Speaker 2: think he won.
Speaker 1: The time he.
Speaker 2: Took his mum to the SAgs, he won a good
Speaker 2: luck charm. So there's a good luck charm mate. Let's
Speaker 2: talk about the looks I have noticed. I don't know
Speaker 2: anything about fashion, obviously, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to learn.
Speaker 2: When you're walking to catwork, catwill at Melbyn Fashion First
Speaker 2: of all in three sleeps time. I don't know too
Speaker 2: much about fashion, but I can see a return.
Speaker 1: Here to old school glamour.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The best looks that have been chosen by people that
Speaker 2: know a lot more than I do could have been
Speaker 2: from the fifties.
Speaker 4: Yes, so you think it's.
Speaker 3: So old Hollywood that Chaparelli dress are on a grande war.
Speaker 2: I mean she looks like she is wearing a antique
Speaker 2: dressing table.
Speaker 1: It's magical again.
Speaker 2: Cynthia Arrivo in a really like striking, almost like a
Speaker 2: paper cutout dress, yes.
Speaker 4: You know, extraordinary like period.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And the small waist and the full skirt, magical.
Speaker 4: Velvet Louis Vuitton. Heaven to me more.
Speaker 2: Really simple, beautiful, sparkly number.
Speaker 1: She looks incredible.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to me you didn't get across the line,
Speaker 2: but I just want to talk for a moment about
Speaker 2: Selena Gomez.
Speaker 1: What is going on here?
Speaker 2: I hate to say it, but is it the love
Speaker 2: of a good man? Because it seems to have coincided
Speaker 2: with her falling in love with Benny Blank that's his name.
Speaker 4: Yes it is. Maybe it is Swanny can or a
Speaker 4: really great stylist.
Speaker 2: Their haircut extraordinary, the outfit extraordinary, the buzzy extraordinary, the
Speaker 2: jewelry extra everything.
Speaker 4: Extraordinary, magical.
Speaker 3: Sixteen thousand glass droplets and crystals were on that dress.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, if you don't think I'm going to
Speaker 2: try and emulate that look, but from Kmart and Lovisa
Speaker 2: Uppo to the logis, if I do get invited, then
Speaker 2: you're wear your right. The Chrissy Swan Show, Chrissy's cliqueit
Speaker 2: Harry's styles. You know, he's been spotted in Tokyo, and
Speaker 2: you would be forgiven for thinking that a renaissance man
Speaker 2: such as himself might be I don't know, filming a
Speaker 2: Samurai historical film or maybe hunting down the best ram
Speaker 2: and no as if he can be good at anything else,
Speaker 2: part of everything he touches. He's now a marathon runner. Wow,
Speaker 2: he's just done the Tokyo Marathon. He beat more than
Speaker 2: twenty thousand other people doing it.
Speaker 4: Do you have a time that he hit it in.
Speaker 2: Three twenty four from this morning? That is unbelievable, Yeah,
Speaker 2: three twenty four something like that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Sonny, that's that's a really really good time.
Speaker 2: Yes, But when you break it down, it's nearly about
Speaker 2: four and a half minutes per kilometer like that is fast.
Speaker 4: Go Harry proper fast.
Speaker 2: He was wearing a neon pair of runners and.
Speaker 4: Is that a beanie on? It's a headband.
Speaker 1: It's a headband.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, even Harry Styles is going to
Speaker 2: break out a sweat in that. But I think because
Speaker 2: you and I know someone who's run the New York Marathon,
Speaker 2: the great Jonathan Browne, and I think normal people like
Speaker 2: you and I just say, oh yeah, marathon runner, whatever marathon.
Speaker 2: You do a marathon, you sort of think that it's achievable.
Speaker 1: Or not of interest or whatever. It is massive.
Speaker 4: It is so huge.
Speaker 2: Even people that go, oh, look, I'm going to do
Speaker 2: the half marathon like that is.
Speaker 3: Sh I applaud them because I just couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: And also, in our good power Jonathan Brown's sort of defense,
Speaker 3: I would like to mention he did it in three
Speaker 3: hours and fourteen minutes. So even Jonathan Brown beat Harry Styles,
Speaker 3: and Harry Styles is.
Speaker 4: A bit smaller and more of a slender dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and probably half his age. Unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Shout out to you, Brownie, and shout out to this song.
Speaker 4: Swany I rereadiscovered it on the weekend day dreaming Harry.
Speaker 1: It's funny you and I are so aligned.
Speaker 2: I it was only this week and then I thought, God,
Speaker 2: I miss Harry style. I want some new stuff, and
Speaker 2: I listened to Harry's house same.
Speaker 3: That's how I fell back in love with all this
Speaker 3: so weird.
Speaker 2: The greatest song that he's ever released, God, Adam.
Speaker 1: And Adore You is beautiful too. I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: he's just fabulous. Let's talk about.
Speaker 2: Courtney Kardashian, please. I can't believe that I'm out of
Speaker 2: my mouth because she's very boring. But what is interesting
Speaker 2: is that it doesn't matter if you're just a you know,
Speaker 2: normal mum like me, or a superstar mom like Courtney
Speaker 2: kardashi And the fact is you can never guess what
Speaker 2: you're going to have to sort out for your kids.
Speaker 4: Next Yeah, right, okay.
Speaker 2: You never know what's going to mean, You never know
Speaker 2: where you're going to have to get all your lioness
Speaker 2: action from, you know, to protect them. She has released
Speaker 2: the following statement about her thirteen year old son Mason.
Speaker 6: I really should I do it? Kind of like I've
Speaker 6: lost the world to live like. I rarely address rumors
Speaker 6: or conspiracies regarding myself or my family. But this is
Speaker 6: my child, and it feels wrong to let anyone think
Speaker 6: for a second that these lays are remotely true.
Speaker 1: They're not. This next life Mason does not like have
Speaker 1: a child.
Speaker 4: How you nailed that?
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a child himself.
Speaker 4: He's fifteen, But you across this conspiracy.
Speaker 2: No, I've missed it. I thought he was thirteen. He's fifteen,
Speaker 2: so he could be a teen dad.
Speaker 4: So what I think?
Speaker 3: It started on Reddit Swani apparently he has this private
Speaker 3: Instagram account and on it he announced that he has
Speaker 3: a one year old and apparently her name is Piper
Speaker 3: and the mother is a girl in his art class. Like,
Speaker 3: that's the detail this conspiracy theory and rumor went into.
Speaker 1: Right, but the.
Speaker 2: Account is fake or bs. Yeah, so she has had
Speaker 2: to come to his defense and say that he really
Speaker 2: values his privacy and please be respectful.
Speaker 1: He is a kid with feelings.
Speaker 2: Stop spreading false narratives and spinning lies.
Speaker 4: Imagine I kind of love it good. One year old
Speaker 4: called Piper met the girl in yarch class.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine how hard it would be to be
Speaker 2: a Kardashian child. There is no way that in their darkest,
Speaker 2: quietest moment. Those women don't think, how could I have
Speaker 2: done this to my kids?
Speaker 3: And Mason, especially Swanni because he is the eldest of
Speaker 3: all of the Kardashian clan. He's like the guinea pig
Speaker 3: to go through it. Or people think it's Northwest, it's not,
Speaker 3: it's Mason.
Speaker 1: And then Scott Disick has been.
Speaker 2: Slamming anybody that doesn't like Monjaro the White Loss injections.
Speaker 1: He's like, you could anyway. I won't say what he.
Speaker 2: Did, but he's very thrilled that he could see his
Speaker 2: and pieces now when he couldn't have beforement Yes, The
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Speaker 6: Do you